rape in FATAL?
I'm suddenly wanting this.
why the fuck doesn't anyone like this?!?1

>>765417
because it's horrible

>>765417
Look at the rules, if you don't understand why after a half hour, you need to become an hero.

>>765417

Roll 1d100 for anal circumference.

Score: 0

The first page that my RNG sent me to was page 730, midway through the spell list. There was listed a "Spell to Cause a Woman to Hate a Man", and no spell for the inverse effect.

>>765427

First roll: 410 - A page about stabbing someone in the head. Quite possible the middle one of three pages. This is typical FATAL rules.
Second roll: 464 - Restraining spells. Oddly nothing offensive and actually managing to fit two spell descriptions on one page.
Third roll: 256 - Divination schools. Wordy but again nothing offensive to anything. Would probably not be retarded if it wasn't in FATAL and probably has some retarded rules about it elsewhere.
Fourth roll: 358 - More combat. Brawling and defending. There is a picture of a man attacking another man, but the picture has no sense of perspective and a giant fucking logo for FATAL GAMES in the way.
Fifth Roll: 771 - Miscasting 'accidental spells' section table. Contains the following atrocious spells which thereby end my runthrough of this game.
Fetching Charm for an Unmanageable woman
For a Sleeping Woman to Confess the Name of the Man She Loves (that's the fucking spell apparently)
For an Erection
For Ascent of the Uterus
For Swollen Testicles
Force Fart

Oh, and the very first spell on that page?

FATAL.

How apt.

Wow.

Score: 0

I was sent straight to page 4.

>>765461
Oh what the fuck

>>765461
Who the fuck even thought this was a good idea?

>>765486
They'd probably played Ultima a few too many times.

Alternatively, why did they make it so a miscast has the potential to ANNIHILATE THE ENTIRE GAME WORLD.

>>765486
After playing FATAL for more then a few seconds you will want a spell that ends all life on earth too.

>>765484
>experience an accumulation of gas in their rectum

Why does everyone BAWWW so much about FATAL when its like 4chan: The RPG

>>765508
Because it's not 4chan: The RPG.

Any potential fun that could be even remotely gleaned from fatal is bogged down by a virtual tarpit of rules. If anyone ever got out of character creation it would be a shock. If anyone had an adventure it would be incredible. If someone played it for more than a year and had actual, legit fun then reality as we know it would cease to exist.

>>765492
>experience an accumulation of gas in their rectum

>>765508

FATAL is worse than 4chan. 4chan at least acknowledges that it's a horrible place full of subhuman monsters. FATAL's creator thinks it's the best, most realistic RPG ever made.

Page 400, Stabbing Torsos reveals that only females will experience pain during alternative sexual practices if stabbed in the rectum of "short muscular tube for storage of excretions."

>>765508
It is time again.

For the REVIEW.

http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html

This will enlighten you to the true horror that is FATAL.

>experience an accumulation of gas in their rectum

>>765525
>>765520
LOL, you fags have never been to /b/. So its making fun of complicated rulebooks. So the fuck what? Its not like anyone takes /b/ seriously. Shouldn't take /b/: The Game seriously.

>>765540
>>765508

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous_Borg

Related.

>>765540

FATAL does not make fun of anything. It's a completely serious effort.

>>765540
FATAL takes FATAL seriously. Sorry.

>>765540
" Sartin: He's not joking, people, and I wasn't, either. Those of you wondering what the most ass-tastic RPG of all time would look like - the one whose suck factor will forever demolish all challengers and tower over the ages with all the majesty of a homeless, mindless, drooling, shit-obsessed, impotent moron standing on a mountain of used Dragon Ball Z condoms - can finally die in peace.

The arguments are over. Anyone who says anything else is the worst RPG ever will...well, I'll inject kerosene into my bladder, piss on them, and then set them on fire. This game sucks THAT much."

Page 692: Introduction to poisons. Nothing stands out, so I assume it was copied from wikipedia.

Page 105: I assume that they used the word Niggardly hoping to be offensive, but I'm giving them a pass on this.

310: The description of what a condom is goes on to explain other methods of contraceptive. Getting fairly deep into stupidity area here, but I am going to give it to the description of a dildo for specifying that a horny female must lubricate it with OLIVE oil before inserting it into her vagina to masturbate feverishly. Details.

Score: 0 (AGAIN)

I flipped to page 652. Everything was looking fine until I reached this passage.

>>765540
You're pretty goddamn thick. There is no parody in FATAL. The rules are meant to be taken 100% seriously somehow, and trying to work around them is just as confusing as trying to work with them.

You're better off just having an ADHD riddled GM fed a steady diet of shitty memes and using a different system, ANY system, if you want to have 4chan the game.

FATAL IS SERIOSE. NO PARODY, ONLY SERIOSE. TOTALLY SERIOSE.

>>765558
You're welcome to try to squeeze fun out of it. The system is fucking designed so you can't. I fucking challenge you or anyone to get through character creation and still feel happy and ready to play on. You can't.

anyone care to rapidshare the pdf? this sounds interestingly wank.

>>765553
Really? I'd think it was just astoundingly racist.

>>765561
http://rapidshare.com/files/17368934/rpg-fatalcomplete.zip

If only there was some way to search what other fa/tg/uys had shared on Rapid Share, some sort of Rapidsearch that one might access through typing the term into a search engine that one might use, such as a Google.

TO BE DETERMINED

>>765565
With the buffet of amazingly stupid, offensive shit that this game serves up, it feels too simple to get pissed at something like that passage, where they are obviously making no effort and relying on a single word.

>>765572
The spell no one wants to cast, for obvious fucking reasons.

So I heard you like trolls

Page 297: Urination.

YEAH GUYS! THIS IS JUST LIKE 4CHAN now let me just sit here and work out the range of the spitting and wait wait wait did you spit earlier this hour?

Logic!

>>765540
you do know that 4chan is more than /b/ risus is closer to 4chan the rpg

Guys I felt an accumulation of gas in my rectum while reading this thread

12 - Physical Fitness sub-ability Table. What the fucking shit. Oh well, just a big table of pointless numbers, soo...

638 - Some magical books you can read to get bonuses or something? I like how when a "libram" appears you roll 1d100 to see what it is, but there are only two results with a 50/50 chance of each: "Libram of Mastery" which lets you master knowledge of one specific skill (lol, Urination), race, disposition, or whatever to such a point that you don't need to roll for it. Okay, so it's basically a magic book that lets you auto-succeed every Knowledge check about a specific subject ever. What's the other one?

"Libram of Lechery: Whosoever reads this libram will master the subject of fantasy adventure to adult lechery. A permanent bonus of 1d100 is applied to the skills of Seduction and Sexual Adeptness." What the fucking shit? 50/50 odds that the magic Libram (which is different from a Tome, you see) you find is either one that lets you completely master knowledge of one specific thing, or one that makes you sexy? And what the fucking shit is "the subject of fantasy adventure to adult lechery"?

The page also has a magical scroll that sucks the life out of you when you read it (you must make an Intelligence check to notice, though) and two tablets, one that alters reality (it's in the hands of some unnamed god, of course) and one that sends you back in time, but they're not that bad.

Pic is something I found after hitting page up a couple times.

also, /b/, even when taken as a parody rather than seriously, is still a festering shithole of cancerous shitaids with all the humor value of a gaiafag and a tripfag telling knock-knock jokes.

Admittedly the -20 on the Halfling part of the chart cracked me up.

>>765591

Never before have I gotten a stronger impression that a game has been written with a dick in one hand, not even with BBSW.

>experience an accumulation of gas in their rectum

>>765598

Wait, does that chart say that smaller breasts make women lesbian?

Underlined for emphasis.

>>765608
Where the fuck do I find a d10, 000, 000!?

>>765606
Or sexless, yes.

>>765611
roll 7 d10's like you would a d100.

>>765611

You take seven d10's of different colors.

>>765616
but then how do i get quintiplets?

>>765615
What happens when you roll an 8? Do you have to roll again twice or something?

>>765616
>>765617
OMNOMNOM

>>765608
can't. stop. laughing.

>>765615
You roll to see which animal you like to fuck?

>>765622
All but your ones place are rolled as 0's, and you roll 1 for the ones place.

>>765622

You roll 6 zeros and a one, of course (and the one must come from the die designated as the last one). Have you never rolled a d100 using two d10's before? This is the exact same thing, except stupider.

You can't even choose your character's own disposition.

>>765633
>>765634
OMNOMNOMNOM

>>765634
Since F.A.T.A.L is so hung up on accuracy, do your babies have to roll to see if they get enough air at birth or get brain damage and grow up to be retards, with the odds increasing if it's multiple kids?

>>765639
Oh, but it's okay cause you can either take a hit for wanting to play a certain way OR you can take a fucking quiz. The quiz is 240 questions, by the way.

The first page I went to gives a recipe for turnip soup, only the turnips are referred to as "rapes"

>>765650

HAHAHAHAHA

Thrones of Terra....

>>765639
It's like the DnD alignement system, except more confusing, more convoluted, and especially more retarded.

>>765645
Nope, but apparently you randomly influence their stats and they may end up retarded.

MULTI HEADED DICKS HITTING ASS AND LEG OH GOD ITS HEAVAN

I love how this "historically accurate" RPG lists rape as the least serious of about three dozen different crimes when the standard medieval punishment for it was death, castration or death by castration. According to FATAL, a wife keeping a disorderly house is more serious business than rape.

And of course, while there are rules for allergies and all sorts of other random shit like that, there are NO rules for STDs. Can't have rape having any potential negative effects, no sirree.

:D

>>765665
I like how there are far more male women-raping demons than vice versa. Way to go FATAL.

Idiots, you've been getting the stat modifier all wrong :|

>>765665
>"Incubi outnumber succubi by nine to one."

Even though these demons were invented to explain the cause of erotic dreams and orgasms while sleeping, and both of these things are much more common in men than in women. Yeah, okay.

(I know that this is probably one of the LEAST illogical things in the whole FATAL book, I just felt like pointing it out.)

>>765679
-5 str haha

Page 372. FUCK.

>>765679
-30 STR

>>765684
Actually, it's -15

>>765462
This makes "Page 5" seem less lame.

Technical Score: 1

The first page was 407, which is the middle of an intense block of crap about giving someone carpal tunnel.

The second page was 718, which is the character sheet. The page where you write down your character's Manhood Length/Circumference, Anal Circumference, Vaginal Circumference/Depth, Areola Diameter/Hue (what), Nipple Length, Cup Size, Hymen Resistance (what), and some other more boring attributes.

I don't think that's enough, so I kept rolling.

Actual Score: 3

Page 357 is surprisingly brief combat information, referring to hueg liek xbocks tables elsewhere.

795: Jackpot.

601: Entry for the "Wish" spell (I never knew casting wish created a white, empty box with the words "Artwork Here"), rather badly written and seems to imply that the MM (Maim Master, what the fuck?) should misinterpret any possible wish, even something like "I wish I had a fish." Still, passable.

292: The Taste skill, and a few others. Well, meticulous and really pointless, but I guess passable.

714: Rules for wind strength and direction.

819: The Dwarf... er, pregenerated character table, I think. More evidence that Byron Hall faps to fifth grade mathematics textbooks, but still passable.

153: "Milk is commonly called invisible ink." "Some writers warn that a character must guard with all his might against whores."

Three points. Has anyone gotten more than three points yet?

>>765685
what the fuck

>>765693
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

>>765694

oh wow, I can't count.

>>765693

Hahaha, that MUST be fake

severed penis - reusable for 1 week
please, nobody tell me what this means

>>765694
see
>>765461

>>765708
Of course it isn't fake.

Anakim are apparently half human half fallen angel, if anyone's wondering.

>>765694
We're even, I'm >>765461

>>765708

oh god, I wish it were fake. I really do. The MS Paint is my Wacom tablet but I kid you not, the text is legitimately from that page of the FATAL PDF.

>>765685

Oh. My. God.

>>765742
see the archival recommendation i put up, eh?

>>765740
You missed this part.

>>765747

*sob*

>>765649
Wow, so my inability to eat peanuts comes from God allowing me to reroll into being somebody who isn't fucking retarded, instead of whoever wrote this.

498: Spell descriptions - "Force Feed" and "Force Inferiority Complex". Stupid, but not FUCKING stupid. 1 point.

250: Skill descriptions - Comedy, Buffoonery and Physical. See above. 2 points.

535: Spell descriptions - MAss Greater Bidding, Mass Greater Healing, and Mass Lesser Healing. Actually looks sane. 3 points.

539: More spell descriptions. Nothing stands out so far; I'm on a roll. 4 points.

426: Intro to the Spells chapter, which simply defines special terms. 5 points!

502: SHIT.

>>765665
Actually, the description of incubus wangs is pretty much historically accurate. Back in the middle ages there were a lot of religious men who spent a lot of time thinking about what a demon penis would look and feel like. One theory was that they had two for double penetration.

Seriously. Check Wikipedia.

>>765778

Actually that may be because snakes have two penises, IIRC, and Garden of Eden and all...

As much as it pains me, I get the mindset behind this game. The guy was maybe 14 or 15, or the mental equivalent thereof. He set out to create a masterpiece, the best RPG of all time, with "best" defined as "most realistic" and that in turn defined as "insanely complex and vaguely adhering to some statistics I could google up, with no regard to logic or real-world cause and effect". But because he was in a volatile age, and a social outcast, and had never touched a girl that wasn't his mom in his life, all the time his thoughts turned to rape. Rape, rape, rape, rape. No matter what he tried to write about, he'd always get sidetracked by his frustrated fantasies about putting all of the devious womankind in its place.

Sir Cockhammer.

I can't fucking believe this thread has gone over 100 posts.

>>765785
The guy was 30-something when he wrote this, I was led to believe. FATAL was his mid-life crisis.

Nipples become erect

>>765528
"Sartin: It's also the cock fruit, attacking turd, and (of course) gay buttfucking ogre RPG, but one thing at a time! [It's like an express train full of things designed to hurt your mind; just when you think that it's finished running you over, another car hits you, grinding yet another valuable part of your soul beneath its wheels.]"

>>765663
Roll for childs skin color? WTF? So 2 Asians can have a black kid? o_O

>>765781
No. It expressly states that that is their point. One willie on top of the other.

/r/ Exterminatus D:

>>765799
Hey, according to >>765685, it's apparently possible to strike a male character in the vagina.

>>765785

I agree with this theory, but I reckon he was either a savant or had assburgers or both; the pointlessly self-justifying ("Different weapons do different types of damage. For example, a sword, having sharp edges, would deal damage because it slashes people") writing style and the ridiculous number wankery makes me think of a quiet, creepy kid who sits up the front of his maths class and always gets every question right, but doesn't understand being social and has a huge superiority complex, to the point where he takes mocking comments as serious compliments. It justifies the rape obsession, too, as he'd be the kinda guy who will never, ever have consensual sex and is probably too weedy to have non-consensual sex where he isn't on the recieving end.

He refers to penises as "the manhood"

>>765807

Not just the vagina, but all the various parts of it, like the uterus and fallopian tubes - all of which are listed as separate targets in the hit location chart.

Picking another, random page, I get this.

This is apparently FATAL's element system.

>>765825

I cast Plane Shift and go to the quasielemental plane of urine.

>>765821
Who wants to bet Skorica is a pet?

>>765606
that chart says big titties need a natural 1 to be bi, and otherwise MUST be straight.

Game 2:

p446: Spell descriptions for Bestow Sniffles, Bestow Toothache and Bestow Tooth-Rot. Nothing special here.

p492: Spell descriptions for Fierce Fire and Flight. Nothing here, although I'm sure Fierce Fire and Force Fart can be used in conjunction.

p332: Weapon descriptions for Axe, Battle, Footman's; Axe, Battle, Horseman's; Axe, Hand; Bolas; Boomerang; Bottles; and Bow. Showing true FATAL style, it describes a Bow in detail as if nobody has ever seen one before, and under Bottles it talks aobut molotovs and something about the author's personal experience with them.

Can we do it? Can we get 4 points?!

*rolls*

p561: YES, SCORE OF AT LEAST FOUR NOW! Spell desc. for Pleasure Berries (so close, but they only taste good and restore LP [lust points?]), Possession, and Prayer of Deliverance (with a ridiculously goofy and overdrawn, unpronounceable chant).

p210: This is close. Job descriptions for Messenger and Militiaman; they note Females in these roles are "rare", but I can kinda buy that. Also, LP are Life Points.

p476: Detect Phlegmatic and Sanguine Temperaments, Detect Scent, and Detect Superiority. The latter spell can be used at "MM discretion" to include parameters such as height. It doesn't say what happens if you mention gender.

p475: Detect Object. Yawn.

p345: Armor listings. It actually lists Birthday Suit. hahaha.

p520: I'm on a roll here, literally. Invincibility to Poison, Water (what), Invisibility, Ionic Attack.

p278: Papermaking, Parry, Perfumemaking (no mention of gender roles here). lol artwork here

p161: Chapter page about Occupations.

p166: Acrobat and Animal Handler.

p767: YES FINALLY JACKPOT

Final Score: 12

Christ.

>>765685
My battleaxe takes her virginity. she then heals in a couple weeks, cause the vagina is made to take shit.

>>765837

HOLY FUCK DOUBLE DIGITS!

>>765845

I really lucked out on the rolls that gave me boring tables and job listings.

Greatest shield EVER.

EEEE YAAAAAYYYYE EEEEE YAAAAYYyyeeeeeeeeeee

>>765853
ohgodwhatisthisandwhydoesitmakemewanttodie!?

>>765859
There is no guarantee that the new breasts will be perky.

This dude must have like assburgers and like... I don't even fucking know.

This shit is so depraved... I lol so hard, but it hurts my brain. I think I'm losing IQ points.

>>765853

My jaw just... slowly, steadily lowered over the course of that description. It's like watching a train plummet over a cliff; it starts off bad, but each additional train car adds to the horror as it explodes on the canyon floor. Train cars full of nuns and babies, no less.

>>765855
No more of that Amy Lee bitch sneaking up on me!

>>765859
Wait, the bigger the breasts become, the less attractive they are? Or am I reading it backwards?

>>765862

The stat rolls in this game are (4d100/2)-1, for dozens of sub-abilities to each of the main ability scores. Even then, the guy explains the formula before actually just printing the dman thing on page 11.

I think you're onto something with your assburgers theory.

>>765871
No, your right. It doesn't make any sense. Welcome to FATAL!

Or it is because the breast aren't perky. You go too far and you have them slapping the floor.

>>765871
The author finds small cups to be the most arousing!

>>765837

Blue-veined throbber

>>765859
DDDD?...
Pretty sure that the D cups only go up to DDD. Then it rolls over to E cup.

>>765871

You're reading it right.

>>765876

...

Just wondering. In all seriousness has anybody here ever had a FATAL Bible Black session going on with their d&d group?

>>765871
writers a /b/tard or more probably a fa/tg/uy

>>765879
If so, then why are women with smaller breasts more likely to be lesbians, and women with big breasts can only be straight?

>>765890

I'd venture a guess that nobody, including its writer, has ever actually played FATAL.

>>765892
Because lesbians are also more arousing?

>>765882

>>765889
Holy shit. That guy is possibly the most humorous thing I have ever seen on the internet.

And he has the power to CRUSH YOUR PATUTARY GLAND!

>>765685

You know that one scene from he original Willy Wonka movie where they get on a boat and go through this dark tunnel filled with scenes of horror that seem utterly out of place in a candy factory?

This thread is like that scene in text form.

>>765889
>>765902

Someone needs to shoop Cho onto these pictures. My brain is crying so I'm afraid I can't right now.

>>765890
No one plays FATAL. Those who try don't even get past character creation.

I'm a /d/ gamer. I *want* to play a game filled with rape and degradation and shit. But with all its filth, FATAL is so retarded I can't even imagine the creator. It's seriously like a twelve year old spent his summer at a library without supervision.

Oh dear sweet Emperor, why? Why does this monstrosity exist!? I just spent the last 10 minutes trying to comprehend... but...

Yeah...


WTF

I can't post it due to image limit, but there's a weapon property called "Of Ravishing" whereby your character wants to force the weapon into the orifices of the opposite sex.
You are compelled to ask said member of the opposite sex three questions, they are:
1. What is my favourite colour?
2. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10, what is it?
3. If my weapon liked you, would you like it back?

Answering these questions wrong will make your character more randy, and if you don't rape the victim with the weapon until the sword jizzes up inside then you will inevitably force the weapon into yourself till it ejaculates.

Any woman impregnated by a jizzing weapon will give birth to a random weapon 1d6 days later and die while giving birth to it. The new weapon will also have the ravishing trait.

>>765942

Post it in the other thread.

>>765947
I pretty much just summed it up anyway.

>>765942
sounds like any and all birth kills the mother...

>>765942
Jizzing.....weapon.....

*facepalm*

>>765942
What the holy christ?

link to fatal rapid shit please

The difference between /b/ and FATAL is that FATAL is funny.

>>766010
http://rapidsearch.yi.org/

Bookmark it.

>Never before have I gotten a stronger impression that a game has been written with a dick in one hand, not even with BBSW.

BBSW's creation was entirely free of dick-handling, I assure you.

>>766075
Protip: Rapidsearch doesn't work anymore. rs.4chan.org.

According to Intelligence: Math, Geometry is the highest level of math known to man!

>>765540
"Although it is technically not a review, but mostly an attack against me, Byron Hall, I will demonstrate the fallacies of the authors, Darren MacLennan and Jason Sartin. Obviously, they hate F.A.T.A.L. and anyone involved with the game. Their hatred can be only the result of fear. They are fearful because they know it will be published. They are fearful because the material in the game is supported, and is dissimilar to anything that attracts them. People fear what is different to them, mostly out of cognitive laziness; it takes effort to explore what is different. Nonetheless, I appreciate the attention to the game, and inefficient effort.

As a preface, understand that their fear caused them to react emotionally. Their attempted review is only an emotional outburst and lacks substance. I do not need to rely on emotional appeals (no matter how funny and persuasive they can be), and will show the stupidity of their arguments, point by point, with reason. Although rhetoric is effective, it is the lowest form of debate. So that it is clear who is who, Darren’s text is yellow, Jason’s is pink, and mine is FATAL red."

from http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/FATALReviewRebuttal

sounds pretty serious to me.

>>767075
That's because he's the author and he got a massive case of butthurt.

Fucking 11 pages before I found something retarded. My eyes, you cunts.

>>767835
>Bawww I've never been to /b/

>>767845
Someone should post fatal on /b/ just so see how they react to it.

>>767845
That's not necessarily a bad thing.

>>767845

More like "My eyes- I've read through 11 pages of the worst RPG ever."

Turn down your fucking sensitivity. And yes, I've seen a lot of /b/.