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02/16/08(Sat)10:25 No.1180349>Dear Rapture Academy developer(s)/playtesters: >THIS IS WHY WE DO NOT FUCKING MAKE PORN RPGS.
Rapture dev here. This sort of shit is exactly why I decided to make an eroRPG. You may not like Rapture or the idea of erotic roleplay, that's fine, but surely you can concede that Rapture is at least a game about sex and not about MURDERING HOOKERS. Example:
Rapture GM: The gyrating bodies on the dance floor part for a moment and she stalks toward you. She's a tall, severe-looking woman, with narrow black-rimmed glasses, seamed stockings, masses of curly red hair, and a perpetual haughty sneer. Player: Gosh. When she gets close I stammer a greeting over the music. 'H... Hi?' GM: Roll vamp. Okay, she doesn't waste any time in leading you into a dance, pressing close. Her chest dwarfs yours as boobs mash together. She sneers down at you lustfully, "From the moment I saw you..." She says, not even bothering with a greeting, "I could tell you were utterly worthless." Player: Eep! My character blushes furiously. GM: Roll to resist Dirty Talk. Player: I'm not sure I want to.
Black Tokyo GM: You're on the subway. You see a group of NOTLOLI Japanese schoolgirls ahead, chatting on their cellphones. Player: I shit on myself and turn my cock into a sword as a free action. Then I rape them to death. GM: Of course you do. FORT save vs Poison Cunt, please. |