Scorpions that have tiny scorpions in their venom, so that when they sting someone thousands of little scorpions get in their bloodstream and sting them from the inside out.

Have the crafting character create some sort of launching device for said scorpions.

>>1185899
no, my mad scientists is also a crafting character. I can't work WITH him. and I'm already going to make scorpions that work like chryssalids, so that if you get stung you explode into a pile of deadly, deadly scorpions. possibly with the ability to shoot fire out of their claws.

maybe I should ALSO include, like stilts on everything. scorpions on stilts. how's that sound?

>>1185885

Nanomachines and an undying love for flan?

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>>1185925
allright, I might regret this, but who the hell is desty nova?

>>1185928
Batshit insane mad scientist from the Battle Angel Alita manga. Loves nanomachines like no one's business.

Fallout 2 Intelligent Rad Scorpion.

WIN

>>1185943
yes!
>>1185941
really? I love nanomachines!

>>1185928

Eccentric cyber-doctor and all-around mad scientist.

so, aside from flan-eating, is there anything ELSE I should be doing? some kind of supergadget?

Become crippled from the waist down and turn yourself into a cybernetic version of the Scorpion King.

>>1186000
brilliant! I'll even set up dart launchers with poison in them in the scorpion's tail!

If a PC dies, put their brain in a cannon shell to fire at the enemies from a cannon mounted on a giant scorpion.

>>1185995
Restoring the brains of broken people and putting them in dangerous cyborg bodies works. As well as trying to defeat your own Karma.

>>1186000
This too. All the better if the stinger can shoot out miniturized scorpions.

>>1186013
how about teensy, aerodynamic pods that unfold INTO scorpions?

>>1186008
can't I put their brain... yknow... in a scorpion first?

>>1186020
>>1186022

Now you're onto it!

>>1186062
allright, these ideas are all well and good, but are they hyper-original yet? I say we add things until they are.

Clouds of nanomachine scorpions that swarm in the form of a bigger scorpion with the tail flowing into objects like a focused spray of water whenever it strikes. When they poison a target, their nanomachines multiply inside the target until it explodes and another cloud of scorpion nanomachines is born. Use it to ravage an ecosystem and rule the world.

>>1186082
do I THREATEN to use it to get power, or do I use it and say I can get rid of it to get power?

>>1186069
When the scorpions launched from pods sting the PCs, they inject scorpion-shaped nanomachines that transform the victim into cyborg anthropomorphic scorpions that serve you, and can also launch more scorpion pods from their stingers. Then, once they die, they collapse into a swarm of genetically-enhanced scorpions that can fire gobbets of venom at hyper-velocities from their stingers, allowing the poison to break the skin and enter the bloodstream even from long range.

>>1186100
I love it, but I Doubt I'll use it on the PCs. I am a PC, after all. just with access to mad scientleries.

>>1186087
Both. If the former fails, unleash it and wait for them to come crawling back.

>>1186108
and now I only need to think up an invention that'll stop it.

>>1186112

Simple, nano-machine scorpions that sting the scorpions, injecting even smaller nano-scorpions that multiply inside the nanobot, turning it into a swarm of scorpion eater nano-scorpions. That then implode into harmless scorpion shaped trinkets.

>>1186112

Another cloud of nanomachines that has the sole purpose of attacking the scorpion nanos, and are otherwise harmless to anything else. Perhaps they form a symbiotic relationship with plants or some shit so that they can mass reproduce through solar energy or some shit to constantly reproduce themselves to fight the scorpion nano machine threat.

Also, I am totally just talking out my ass here.

>>1186129
>>1186130
your ass, eh? HIRE IT!

the real question here, however, is this. Can I make a scorpion for EVERY situation?

>>1186171

Use your imagination. Scorpion portable showers. Scorpion cutlery. Scorpion shaped walker tanks that shoot scorpions. Seriously, just take something normal and make it a scorpion.

>>1186171

Why not? Works for Batman.

>>1186171
It would probably be easier to think of situations where a scorpion cannot provide a useful solution, or operate as a vector for the solution. I'm drawing a blank.

>>1186182
hmmm... how about scorpion chairs? those seem hard. and a scorpion monitor.

>>1186184
all right, this is what the thread is about now. possible situations where scorpions CANNOT help in a situation. go.

Scorpion chair is easy, look at the shape. No arm rests though, but the stinger tail is the back rest, with the body being the sitting area, with the claws lifted up so you can put your feet on them. Hmm, Scorpion monitor. Just put a monitor on the scorpions tail and call it a day.

>>1186195
damn, you got me.

>>1186187

Treating a Scorpion's sting? Curses! I just realized, a scorpion who's stinger is filled with anti-venom.

uh... uh... how about removing a scorpion epidemic? no, scorpion killer scorpions. damn!

>>1186195
no you fool, the thorax is the monitor and the claws have the surround sound system.

>>1186209
allright. now, here's the challenge. can YOU describe a room decorated in the PERFECT scorpion motif?

moar Nod

Screw hypodermics and syringes, various scorpions should be bred with venom with the same effects as morphine etc. and a breed of "hollow" scorpion that sucks like a syringe.

Stealing FF7's idea, scorpion robot with guns for claws and a lazer shooting tail.

>>1186276
a tail? that shoots LASERS? madness! I will put the laser in the mouth, and shoot POOOOOIZZZOOOON

>>1186215

A hollowed out scorpion.

>>1186285
I don't know, will it be scorpion-y enough on the inside? I think not!

>>1186294
It's a fucking Scorpion hollowed out to serve as a living space, how much more scorpiony do you want?

Wall art depicting scorpions in a classical fashion? A scorpion based bidet that shoots water up your arse from the stinger?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

>>1186318
>Wall art depicting scorpions in a classical fashion? A scorpion based bidet that shoots water up your arse from the stinger?


more like that. MUCH MORE! GET TO WORK!

>>1186323
FINE.

Scorpion oil lamps were the oil reservoir is in the claws and tail! Instead of sinks, SCORPIONS! The claws are twisted like taps the mouth is the basin and tail SHOOTS FUCKING VENOM IN YOUR FACE INSTEAD OF WATER! Instead of a toilet a fucking SCORPION that uses it's mouth a a bowl and flushes with MORE VENOM! You'd never have to clean it! SCORPION SHOWER THAT SHOOTS MORE FUCKING VENOM! When you ring the door bell the letter box opens and a SCORPION STINGS YOU! All handles are made from SCORPION tails! Garden hose? NO IT'S A SCORPION TAIL THAT SHOOTS EVEN MORE FUCKING VENOM!

also, could you explain the scorpions portrayed in a classic style?

>>1186365
FUCK YES!

>>1186365
what can I do to reward your hard work, citizen?

>>1186368

Those would be scorpions lounging around in repose, or turned towards the viewer. All eyes should follow whoever is in the room, then once their back is turned the scorpions nanoconstruct themselves, crawl out of the paintings, and try to sting the person. One room should contain a gigantic stained glass window portraying Scorpion Jesus, which will also do the whole nanomachine bit when the intruder turns their back, stinging with the glass plates (which, upon closer examination, are actually made of thousands of tinted scorpions).

>>1186415
YES!

>>1186401
Legalese it.

>>1185885
if d20, then make the assclimber character
can't get more creative than that

>>1186426
I don't think I CAN legalese it. I don't even really know what that means.

Oh, and something me and someone else thought of.
SCORPION FUCKING DOOM FORTRESS FACTORY THING.

Stinger stings buildings and absorbs nano scorpions (that have turned other stuff into them). Which it then melts down and re-shapes into more scorpion tanks that shoot nano-scorpions. The scorpion tanks come out of the mouth.
It's also a huge scorpion tank itself.
And has turrets on the back.
That shoot nano-scorpion shooting scorpion tanks.

>>1186451

Did someone call me?

So, Scorpion riding the SCORPION FUCKING DOOMFORTRESS TANK FACTORY THING. Wins reality.

>>1186675
yeah. it does. now I will surely win ANY creative-off

Oh, and /r/'ing drawfaggotry of that.

This thread rocks me like a hurricane.
...a hurricane made of nano-scorpions.

>>1186693
you should've seen the thread where we came up with the SCORPIONS IN EVERYTHING idea. that one was awesome too.

>>1186691
oh, hell yes. DRAWFAGS! commence your drawfaggotry!

-Trained scorpion-shaped robots to accomplish your every whim.
-Trained robot-shaped scorpions to accomplish your every whim.
-Trained robot-shaped robots and scorpion-shaped scorpions to shake things up a little.

Lose track of which scorpions are robots and vice versa. Have half your inventions start out as devices to tell them apart, though they always wind up being death rays and thermal x-ray goggles instead.

>>1186762
I like it. in the end, I'll eventually find out the day I forget to put out the scorpion kibble.

also, the concept of scorpions eating scorpion kibble is ADORABLE

Where are all the drawfags in our hour of need?!

>>1187075
Drawfags now only make crappy avatars of their own fursonas.

What exactly do you guys want drawn?

>>1186837
I could totally do this.

>>1187084
SORRY I FORGET WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE AWAITING ORDERS, ALWAYS also lol wut, fursonas?

>>1187100
we need basically anything from this thread. all of it is GOLDEN.

>>1187106
>>Wall art depicting scorpions in a classical fashion?

Incorporate the kibble and we'll have our selves a winrar.

What we need drawn is Scorpion (from Mortal Kombat) riding this:
SCORPION FUCKING DOOM FORTRESS FACTORY THING.

Stinger stings buildings and absorbs nano scorpions (that have turned other stuff into them). Which it then melts down and re-shapes into more scorpion tanks that shoot nano-scorpions. The scorpion tanks come out of the mouth.
It's also a huge scorpion tank itself.
And has turrets on the back.
That shoot nano-scorpion shooting scorpion tanks.

>>1187122
workin' on the wall art

>>1187147
In b4 OMG KAWAIII DESU!!!! ^.^

>>1187147
fukkin' save'd

>>1187100
That's right, I said fursonas. Ego stroking, oversexed, anthropomorphized and cutified crap. Also did I mention boring?

>>1187160
why must you do this.

>>1185885
im sorry OP but this scorpionshooting scorpionbullets from your scorpionguns while you sing the mighty scorpionhymn as you scorpiondrop into the scorpionzone is almost as Fail as Spacewolves.

on the other hand anyone who describes their cyberpunk archtype as "olol imma craftin character" is also destined for fail, so maybe you'll be OK.

im just hoping you are all 13 and will just go back to your ebberon game once you've had your jollies.

Giant Scorpions with venom that when stung turns people in to Giant Scorpions with venom that when stung turns people in to Giant Scorpions with venom that when stung turns people in to Giant Scorpions with venom that when stung turns people in to Giant Scorpions with venom that when stung turns people in to Giant Scorpions with venom that when stung turns people in to Giant Scorpions with venom that when stung turns people in to Giant Scorpions with venom that when stung turns people in to Giant Scorpions with venom that when stung turns people in to Giant Scorpions.

>>1187173
actually, the idea was generated from /tg/ last time I asked them about gadget ideas. blame yourself.

>>1187173
and im the guy that suggested crazy-fold out spring legs or really robust gogo-gadget extendo arms from the last thread.

sad to see a mad scientist fall to such an uninventive level. T_T

>>1187183
hey, I still have gadget ideas of my own, I'm just not posting them.

>>1187160
WAI NEKO DESU DESU AFSDFMKELFNGKJFDSdlkfndkgb.

>>1187165
Don't be so bitter my precious neckbeard, just because I'm not willing to spend my days slaving away to make something entertaining for just you. If that was public opinion, wouldn't I be chased out by now?

Besides, SCORPION DOOMFORTRESS wins all

Avian-Launched Guided Cruisefish?

no, scorpion guided cruise scorpion

in b4 Doomrider Crackychan riding a scorpion or something.

>>1187194
It's just you and a handful of other drooling suckups. We just ignore you so you don't get the idea to spread your crap to other threads.

>>1187204
fix'd

>>1187216
stop antagonizing the artfag! he's doing something scorpion-y now!

>>1187216
You know, I took requests. I took some time off of them to peek into /tg/ and when I see a cry for a drawfag, I usually answer to the cause. For fun, I draw little cute things to entertain a handful of people for fifteen minutes in a thread. But sure, I'm far too busy pandering to my 'drooling suck-ups' to draw anything but my 'oversexed, anthropomorphized and cutified crap'.

>>1187223
And then the drawfag became a drawwhore.

>>1187231
I fail to see how that's a bad thing.

Right now we're working on tiny machines that are essentially small discs that conduct electricity to stay together. They don't have any moving parts, but turn around each other allowing movement or transformation into any shape.

Use these, programmed to take the shape of a 30 foot scorpion. Instead of shooting poison or mini scorpions, when it hits you with the stinger, it injects itself into you. Now, I imagine that inserting a thirty foot scorpion into a six foot man would be pretty funny.

Oh, and a scorpion chair is made of wrought silver with upholstery on top. You lay your arms across the legs as they come up before going back down to the floor. There is a monitor in the tail instead of a stinger that can bend down in front of you. Fuck, make it walk for extra creepiness.

Another idea, (sorry, I'm getting these one at a time) scorpion themed body armor. Instead of having scorpion a motif on it, it is a functioning robot familiar. The Scorpion sits on your back, the legs wrap around your chest, the tail stretches out along your spine and the claws lay atop your shoulders.

>>1187272
now THAT'S awesome.

>>1187200

Great idea, just replace the bird and the fish with scorpions.

SCORPIONS FALL

EVERYONE DIES

>>1187290
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>>1187221

I had no idea what to do for the classical art. Any ideas?

Hey, you.
Yes, you. That one guy.
Stop annoying the drawfag. Just because he wasn't interested in drawing your thread doesn't mean you should ruin it for everyone else. Let us have our fucking scorpions.

Anyway, scorpion car, with legs instead of wheels. The claws are functional and the tail is a combination launcher for various scorpion-weapons, actual scorpions, and nano-scorpion clouds. It also can provide Mach-5 level what-the-fuckery. Springboard off the tail, that sort of thing.

How about scorpions that are all in a collective Hive mind, all obeying their true mother/father/inventor.

You got to get the basics and foundations laid before you move on to the big stuff.

You must uplift a scorpion to human intellect and teach it to play chess

it must wear tiny spectacles

>>1187128

corel or scan?

>>1187355

I couldn't give a shit what they draw, but the number of threads with avatar fail fags a day keeps rising.

>>1187370
That's the best mental image I've had in a long time.
Tiny scorpion uniforms and clothiers. Using scorpion sewing machines.

>>1187373
And in case you weren't paying attention to the thread, he's drawing the fucking requests and you're still being a dick. Just shut the fuck up.

flying scorpions. either winged or some sort of helicopter-tail.

you need a pet scorpion that is human sized, and as stated before, it needs tiny spectacles and can play chess. name it jeeves or krone


also, you need scorpion nanite bodyguards.

oh, and dont forget, scorpions are the descendants of water-creatures that were huge compared to a human.

>>1187253
oh god I am not very good at scorpions OR mechanical bits, but some basic concepts?

>>1187343
"Scorpions Playing Poker" comes to mind...

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>>1187453
I applaud your work

>>1187370
Best use of scorpions in fallout 2 award.

>>1187453
I would pay a large amount of money to own this chair.

last one, gotta get back to working on those requests or I'll never get them done~ Thanks for the fun drawing ideas, guys!

>>1187539


about 250 bucks and you can make one

>>1187568
Do a scorp in a little shirt and tie combo with glasses. Possibly playin' chess

>>1187573
how much would it cost for it to move and have a TV in the tail?

>>1187539

http://www.cuppatea.org/scorpion.jpg

>>1187589


if you are creative and thrifty and an adept engineer and somewhat lightweight...maybe somewhere in the ballpark of 500-750 ?