I load up /tg/ for the first time today and THIS is what I see at the top of the page.

I am horrified.

YOU JUST MADE ME HARD YOU ARSE!

>>1383654

SO MUCH RAGE.

Incidentally, how do you tell if you're bleeding internally from raging way, way too hard?

>>1383658
Find the 1st thread, and your rage will know no bounds

"Excuse me? Is anyone home?" A female? voice said as the door crept open.

She saw it all. The spectacle of Mary Sue ontop of Nurgle, with the essence of Khorne in a handle inside of nurgle. "I... You... Nurgle... Chess..." She was dumbstruck, but immediatly changed her attitude. "YES, YOU ARE THE BEST SURPRISE EVER!"

She ripped off her sensible clothing, revealing hot pink skin, with six breasts, all curving almost as perfectly as Mary Sue's. This was Slaanesh.

The tides have turned for Mary Sue. She was the Seme, but now the Uke, wedged inbetween her love-jellied Nurgle, from behind, and the new challenger at the front, Slaanesh.

Slaanesh was grasping Mary Sue's breasts, her legs, and her arse with her six arms. Slaanesh's hair was grabbing and positioning Mary Sue to no end. Slaanesh opened her mouth, and her six tongues found their mark. One was a penis shaped tongue, and found its way into Mary Sue's mouth. two slight, forked tongues made their mark at Mary Sue's nipples, tantalising her with a sultry spiral of seduction. two of the longer tongues found their way to her Vagina, and the final one into her anus, intermingling with Nurgle's never-relenting cock.

( I feel bad. )

>>1383699

Congrats on making a thread that has spanned for 24 hours and 10 minutes, OP.

>>1383699
And so you should.

In and out, inbetween, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down. This was a ballet of pleasure. An Extacy Royale. The most pleasure and fun anyone in this gangbang has ever had, but it all had to stop eventaully. And stop it did, in a wonderous crescendo of PURE ENERGY, from everyone, flowing over everyone, into everyone's orifices, almost as a sentient orgasm.

"Wow." Slaanesh said. "That was the best thing I have ever felt, Mary Sue. You are so supple, deliscious, and your endurance is unmatched. My forces are yours to use in your Galaxy Peace Goal. Please, have these twenty belts as a gift."

Mary Sue stood up and got dressed, and added the twenty belts to her current costume, which is right now, a Dark Robe, Wings of Pure Energy, Leathery Daemon Wings, Katana-Scythe imbued with Dark Energy posessed by Khorne, and the newly added twenty belts.

Mary Sue got back to her Capital Ship, and Fa'quen Au'Durh, her advisor, told her that the only thing standing left in her was was Terra. She had to convince them to join her, or else this mission would be a total failure.

>>1383741
Tzeentch is wisely staying the fuck out of it, I see.

>>1383699

You SHOULD feel bad.

>>1383741
>in a wonderous crescendo of PURE ENERGY, from everyone, flowing over everyone, into everyone's orifices, almost as a sentient orgasm.

So, PURE ENERGY == semen? This casts the entire story in an entirely different light.

Needs more chil raep traumas.

>>1383748
Of course the twist is that Mary Sue is Tzeentsch. Only, you know, the good half.

>>1383765
I expect that Mary Sue will do something that Tzeentch hadn't planned for.

But first, before getting to Terra, they have to go through Cadia. And to do that, they have to travel through the eye of terror. Sadly, Cadia was terribly scared of anything remotely not in Cadia...

Only one thing could be done. Destroy Cadia. But Mary Sue didn't want that. She wanted everyone to be happy, to be peaceful. But her advisors advised, and her friends friended, and she convinced herself. The ends justifies the means.

Her batallion emerged from the Eye of Terror, Cadia ready in the sights of her Glorious Rain. A battle was to be had.

>>1383788
THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVAR!

>>1383771
From the thumbnail that baby looked like a bloody fetus and the picture was a lot more "wat" worthy.

The entire force crashed into cadia at the same time.

Guardsman fighting Marine, Guardsman fighting Marine WITH HORNS, Guardsman fighting Blind guardsman, Guardsman fighting Fire Warrior, and so on and so forth. An orgy of battle was happening, and Mary Sue was making her way to destroy each and every Pylon, cutting them in Half with one fell slice.

Inside Cadian Headquarters...

"NO!" Creed yelled, banging his fist on the table. "Our pylons are going down? One every HOW MANY MINUTES?? This is rediculous, I have to check this out."

"I MUST DESTROY ADDITIONAL PYLONS" Khorne Katana-Scythe yelled, as Mary Sue cut pylon after pylon, Cadia's defense system waning after every pylon is destroy.

A drop pod was flying towards Mary Sue. She aptly dodged out of the way at the last minute.

The pod door opened...

>>1383848
f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5

Spoiler: it's the MC.

Out climbed Ursarker Creed. Commander of the Cadians. He was wielding a Power Fist, and a Multipistol.

"Who are you, and why are you doing this?"

"I'm Mary Sue. I'm doing this because there is to much hate in the galaxy, and the only way to preserve the peace and love is by destorying this last stronghold."

"You fool!" Ursarker charged towards Mary Sue...

I don't even know shit about WH40B and this is making me ANGRY.

Mary Sue was startled. She put her palms together, and put them infront of her, and shot a Ki Blast of PURE ENERGY at Creed. He stopped in his tracks, dropping his power fist(?????).

"You... You have no idea what you have done..." He pointed his Multipistol at Mary Sue, and fired.

Out of sheer luck, one of the Multishots have hit Mary Sue in the eye, blinding her, and giving her a battle scar. She let the most pained scream you could ever imagine, echoing out through cadia. Everyone immediatly kneeled out of pain, this scream incapacitating them.

A Warp Cloud loomed overhead.

>>1383882
>Multipistol.

OH YEAH!

With a crack of thunder, abbadon stood infront of Mary Sue.

"Hello, My dear Mary. I've heard much about you."

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!? STAY AWAY FROM ME" She yelled defensively, walking backwards, struggling to keep her footing due to the adrenalin coursing through her system.

"I don't want anything, Mary Sue. Only for you to FEEL THE PAIN THAT I HAVE FELT" Abbadon yelled, grabbing her forearms with his newly gifted Daemon arms, complete with Multilaser claws.

And he ripped.

He arms evaporated into whisps of pure energy, Mary Sue crying her eyes out.
"AHAHAHAA!! This is the only victory I have ever gotten so far! And this feels... Perfect."

The small stone from >>1381919 crackled into reality from the warp stone above...

F5 MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

She's so Mary Sue she made Abaddon win. I shat atheist souls.

I haven't been paying attention to this, but I disapprove. Congratulations- you make LCB look good.

The small stone was getting chipped away further and further, until a round jewel was remaining. It shone for a moment, and its light closed, as if it was winking...

The Eldar Artifact around Mary Sue's neck suddenly shone and almost exploded with a brilliant display of light and colour. Above, only one thing could be seen. A webway portal that a Dark Eldar Wych placed there opened, and a boulder, that upon closer inspection is completely wraithbone and other Eldar Psycho-plastics..

It pierced into reality a shriek, and smashed into Mary Sue, taking Abbadon with her. The ball opened and swallowed Mary-Sue and Abbadon.

"What's happening? This wasn't according to plan?" Abbadon screamed in horror.
"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?! I ONLY WANTED TO DO GOOD THINGS" Mary Sue howled as a banshee would. Inside the ball, horrid, although graceful instruments of pain unraveled, and the concert of agony bagan. Abbadon and Mary Sue were ground, diced, and peppered into one unrecognizable pulp.

>>1384015

>Abbadon and Mary Sue were ground, diced, and peppered into one unrecognizable pulp.

The Emperor really does protect.

>>1384021

And nothing of value was lost.

>>1384021
...Bad end?

>>1384037
Good end.

>>1384015
It can't end like this. I refuse to let the fucking Dar Elfdar claim this victory.

Relax, a Mary Sue has to die just to ressurrect even more awesome than before.

Eldrad Ulthran's most devout prodige, Q'Sandria, rushed to this scene. He saw the stone, and stood under it, knowing what was to be done.

The stone slowly drifted downward, and Q'Sandria drifted upwards. Q'Sandria's soulstone dislodged from his suit of Armour, and... somehow... inetermeshed with the aformentioned stone. The stone then lodged itself into Q'Sandria's armour, with a terrifying shock of heat emenating from the centre of this wonderous spectacle.

As he landed, he looked extremely tired. His Companion, Plo'tninja , asked him if it was done.

"I... am... Reborn..."

And then I was a faggot.

>>1384071
But see, with the merging of her and Abbafail, she will never be able to do anything right, ever.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>1383654
>>1383616

There can be no more words. I'm bowing out for the night.

>>1383654

>>1384119
We shall always remember your sacrifice. Even if we don't want to.

Also:
>Q'Sandria
>Q'Sada
>Quesada
oh shi-

>>1384161
>Quesadilla

I'm hungry.

OP you pussy. Get back in here and finish this shit.

ಠ_ಠ

The Mary Sue-ism levels have decreased quickly after the Nurgle-Slaanesh orgy. Must be fixed.

>>1384186

( Ok fine, Just because you asked. )

Eldrad saw everything. The Death-sphere of Kaela Mensha Pain, the warp storm, the cluster of every single race on Cadia. He knew exactly what to do.

Everyone watched, dumbstruck at what happened, as Eldrad walked to the Death Sphere. "This will repair everything. The dreaded Mary Sue has been vanquished. I will return everything to the way it was before her coming[Except for one obvious thing. Myself being alive. Ho ho ho~!]"

He levitated the remains of AbbaSue, or MaryBaddon, and construed the spell. PURE ENERGY tore at the fleshy clump, as Abbadon was restored, and time reversed as everything except Mary Sue was back to normal.

Back at Alpha Legion HQ, Abbadon was so happy. "I have my arms back! My real arms! The only thing that Eldrad didn't forsee! I'm going to look outside and see what wonderous thing I will see." So Abbadon opened his window.

The breeze swept inside, pushed Abbadon backwards and rolled his favourite marble off his desk. The marble travelled across the floor, and through some bizarre twist of chaos, it crawled up the chain link supporting the chandelier. Since the chandelier was perfectly balanced, this threw it out of whack completely. The chandelier fell over abbadon, cleanly cutting his arms off.

"ELDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD"

Look at my Email if you can't guess what happened.

What a dick

ಠ_ಠ

>>1384324

This entire story is a masterpiece of fail, win, Mary Sue, and AIDS.

>>1384324

In this restored universe, Mary never tried to conquer the universe, but instead works at a local diner on some small, out of the way Imperial planet. Sometimes lil' E and his friends comes in for milkshakes. Aunti Jubbly is constantly hit upon by Mary, but it always ends awkwardly.

Also, I didn't RAGE a single time while reading through this. I feel like my soul lacks something.

>>1384385
This is because you're a NEWFAG son, and you would find Mary Sue an engaging character if she was drawn by a drawfaggot. Now go run along and play.

>>1384385

Not even the Khorne part?

I thought it was guaranteed rage, despite being what the thread is about. Hell, -I- raged and I wrote the damn thing.

>>1384394
Quite, the opposite, I'm afraid. I can see why you would rage, but instead I just felt... sad.

>>1384396
The only part that actually made me react in any was the Nurgle part, which made me lol.

>>1384381

Eldrad, I take back everything bad I ever said about you.

>>1384413
Same guy that has collection of HIGH-LAR-EE-US Kane/something retarded Slashfic screencaps.

>>1384420

That would explain it.

lol, did anyone save or archive the old thread?

>>1384442

Yes. Yes they did.

>>1384447

Is... Is it over? Is it truly over? Can we go back to our labour-stores and dungeonments, safe from this hell-spawned abomination?

It is over. You are safe.

>>1384447
You were right about the "lacking in execution."
Anticlimax.

>>1384503
Wasn't that just the end of her escapades in the 40k universe? We didn't finish describing what she wore and all that other stuff about her IIRC.

>>1384324
Deep in the Ulthwe craftworld, Eldrad simply grinned.
"Silly Abaddon-no-baka."
He paused for a moment. Hm. That was odd.

>>1384512

Oh right. Yes.

She straightens her hair with a ghd

>>1384516
NO.

OH GOD

>>1384516
JUST AS PLANNED!

>>1384516
heh, perfect...

>>1384516
SHE LIVES IN DEATH

>>1384568
Mary Sue is Kane?

>>1384516

>>1384577
No, no, Kane and Mary Sue have many differences. For instance, penises.

>>1383541
>>1383563

RAAAAAAAAAGE!

>>1384746

>>1384907

Needs Lotus tit.

Oh, thank God... it's over. I followed the thread from it's start... I'm.. so ashamed...

Now excuse me, I must go cry in a corner.

And skullfuck myself with a chainsword.

GODDAMMIT, PEOPLE! I'M NOT EVEN A 40K FAN, AND YOU JUST SENT ME INTO NERDRAGE! D:<<<<<<

*shakes fist at OP*

>>1384907
Hello Dantalion.

I raged so hard, and then... I just stopped. I feel so calm, so content.

I... I think I raged so hard that the sheer density of the anger caused it to implode itself out of existence.

This was writing so horrific that it flipped right back around into the transcendental.

The abomination has been vanquished, but the forces of nerddom are still unbalanced. At the count of three, I want us all to rage the biggest nerd rage in existance. Who is with me?

>>1385802

I can't. My rage has gone. I reread both threads, and nothing.

That is the unbalance then. This heresy has abosrbed all of our nerd rage. For the sake of the survival of /tg/... we must nerd rage like never before.

Bump

Holy fucking cheese, threads last a long damn time on /tg/.

>>1385634
Im amazed at how... well I pulled this off.

>>1385767
I'm very, very proud of you. NERDTRANSCENDANCE

Holy shit.

Nerdrage is the path to true happiness.