Quit the game.

>>1775987
Sock her in the face.

Rape her.

It's not your fault. Deep down you just want to fuck her.

I hate to borrow from /b/, but you really need to stick it in her pooper. More apt than ever.

Beat her to within an inch of her cunt life.

>>1776010
This.

She won't see the irony, but it would still be worth it.

>>1775997
This. And, OP is probably a reverse-troll.

>>1775997
The game has been going on for a few years and other than her, I really like the group. None of the players are willing to DM, so starting a new one isn't an option.

>>1776010
>>1776011
She's a whale.

Wear this outfit to your next session. Next time she mentions what men do deep down, just point at the stain and say "fuck you".

>>1776010

Yup.

>>1775987

What race is the shop keeper in that comic anyway?

If you do not voluntarily break your vow of celibacy, you may atone.

>>1776047

Well then, if you aren't above being petty, hammer this fact into her skull with extreme prejudice until she questions her existence.

AUUUUIGHfewiusdh

MY VERY FIRST GM ALSO DID THIS TO ME. Her stupid DMPC tried to seduce my PC to get back at another PC. Not only was my PC NOT GAY, he was specifically asexual. But she rolled anyway, said he was seduced, and started to describe them having sex. I was horrified and said that he wouldn't do that, and we argued for a bit and finally she said, "Okay, then they just keep it above the waist." I was too frustrated to keep arguing.

And good god I would love to kick your GM in the face. I guess you could TRY talking to her and explaining why this sort of thing makes for a shitty story and shitty roleplaying, but she doesn't exactly sound reasonable.

>>1776047

This isn't about sexual gratification man, this is DUTY.

I'm pretty sure that the Vow feats in the Book of Exalted Deeds stipulate that you must INTENTIONALLY and WILLFULLY break them (read: not under the influence of mind-affecting effects) in order to irrevocably break them, so even though your vow of celibacy wasn't a feat, you should still be able to get an Atonement or the like for it. And technically, your vow of celibacy should've been separate from your paladin vows, so even if you did break it intentionally, your paladin vows should've remained intact. It's the same reason why a Vow of Poverty paladin (lol wut) that breaks his VoP is still a paladin.

But for now, just get an Atonement from the nearest temple and try to get back at her next time.

>>1776049
o lawdy

>>1776063
prob fixed. OP may stop BAWWWWWing.

In b4 fruitless internet argument about the nature of sex and whether men truly crave it constantly, vs women, etc, etc.

>>1776047
Doing something while mind controlled is not grounds for losing your various paladin class features. Otherwise, instead of tempting mortals to do evil, demons would just cast mind control on them, make them sin a bunch, and call it a day.

But since she likely won't listen to logic, just start taking levels in blackguard and rape everything with an orifice. Graphically. While the rest of the group watches on. If the players say something, tell them to take it up with the DM, as she has introduced a new house rule they should be aware of.

>>1775987
Your Paladin made a vow of celibacy because he's gay and that's B& with his god, so even if you were to break it, it would be with a male. Case closed.

None of this thread ever happened. You are all liars.

This is why you make your character enunches.

Seriously, it solves tons of fucking problems with people who try to fuck you over on sex.

>>1776107
No, rape the other PCs. You know, in addition to everything else.

>>1776107
>just start taking levels in blackguard and rape everything with an orifice

YES

>>1776107
Oh god, do this. It would be so worth it.

>>1775987
>>I told the DM that since this was against my nature I should get a +2 bonus on my saving throw to resist it, but she waved that off saying "Deep down, all men just want to have sex with women, no matter what they say."

>>She then went on to say that as I had broken my vow of celibacy, I was no longer a paladin.


So it´s was like "ROLL THIS DICE. DIDN´T PASS THE DC? TOO BAD, YOU ARE NOW A FEATLESS FIGHTER. ENJOY BEING USELESS."

>>1776107
And if doesn't have an orifice, MAKE an orifice.

>>1776107

BEAUTIFUL

>>1776121
If you can, right it in on your character sheet but don't make a big deal out of it. When your paladin gets seduced and the temptress goes for his nuts, the DM gets a horrible, plot-destroying surprise.

>>1776063
>>1776091
Reread the OP, he said it wasn't a feat.

>>1776121
>Eunuch non-paladin.
Fixed it further. Paladins suck. Play something more interesting, like a one armed archer that draws the bow string with his face.

>>1776158
No.

Then we find out the temptress is a dickchick and you're (literally) screwed anyways.

It then becomes a Japanese-esque "IT'S KIILING ME BUT I LUV IT" *huge teary eyes*

>>1776131
Praise Slaanesh!

Take her books and fucking rip them to shreds

>>1776158
Exactly. When you start to smile they have no idea what to think, and when they go "And you have sex with her" you get to go "No I don't."

>>1776177
But then you get to call their awesome seductress BBEG woman a tranny and dickgirl the entire time and piss her right the fuck off.

Given the DM, they wouldn't want that at all.

>>1776158
Or, in a plot twist, play a race that is normally sexless like a warforged, but they have "Added Functionality". Then when the enchantress is trying to seduce the paladin, the warforged rogue jumps in and SURPRISE ROBOT BUTTSEX! SNEAK ATTACK DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT D:

>>1776180
I fucking bet they will pull some bullshit like "SHE USES REGENEATION ON YOUR PENOR"

>>1776107
OP MUST DO THIS.

>>1776107
DO IT FAGGET

>>1776203
Well, that'd be some wierd fucking casting, since Regenerate is a cleric/druid spell and all the extended mind controls are Wizard/Sorc.

>>1776239
We are talking about a DM who seduced, raped and then made a Paladin fall all in one turn.

>>1776107
Alright, it looks like this is the best way to get some entertainment out of the situation. I was a level 10 paladin, what's a good blackguard build to let me literally rape everything she throws at me?

>>1776275
HE IS GOING TO DO IT

>>1776266
And what do DMs hate more than anything else?

Rules Lawyers. So bitching that "you can't do that" will make her extremely pissed.

>>1776275
Well, you can just go right into ten levels of blackguard... Blackguard Rogues and Blackguard Assassins both work quite well.

>>1776293
Assassins get daterape drugs.

>>1776275
Make sure that you explain your character's sudden change of heart from chaste paladin to Rapeguard as an expression of his anger and frustration that his gods and the force of good itself could condemn and abandon him for something that was beyond his control. If he wasn't good enough for them, fuck them! Fuck all of them! RAPEGUARD RAPEGAURD IT'S AWWWWW RIGHT!

>>1776275
Oh, and whenever you go to rape something, be SURE to mention that deep down, all men just want to have sex with women, no matter what they say.

>>1776302
... And you're done.

Make sure to get your hands on a Girdle of Gender Reversal, and establish that it's only an opposed grapple check to force someone to wear it.

>>1776286
And? Seriously,there are fucking bad DM's any many of them cross the line in ways just like in the OP. When they cross the line you need to tell them they crossed the line.

>>1775987
Rape her.

>>1776319
Justification for evil should be maleness. "MEN WANT SECKS NAO"

>>1776335

screw that, dude have holes too

>>1776319
this idea is a must for it is made of win

>>1776370
ALL ORIFICES MUST BE RAPED!

>>1776370
True. If you're going to go apeshit, why not go up shitters? Taking on some willing deformities so that you HAVE to force yourself on people could also be funny. A morbidly obese blackguard assassin flinging around date rape drugs...

Become a blackguard and rape her BBEG. Make sure you have an antimagic collar and mention you're into BDSM. The main villain has been reduced to a sex toy and you get revenge.

... Just as planned.

The bitch doesn't deserve this much win. Pulling an interesting and fun character out of her cockup would always mean she wins. Just leave, OP.

>>1776399
FUCK YOU TZEENTCH

>>1776400

FUCK YOU!

>>1776406
>>1776411

FUCK YOU BOTH

Tell her your character is traumatized and to atone he takes the Vow Of Poverty and is considering becoming a Monk. At least this way she won't be able to screw the rest of the party on loot.

>>1776406
>>1776411
HIVEMIND

>>1776405
dis ownz Tzeentch 0wnz

Um... you really only need to 'get back' if you failed your save by 2 or less. o_O Anything more, and it wouldn't have mattered anyway and you have no case.

Is the GM unfair for denying you such a save? Yes. She actually sounds quite sexist. However, that makes her about on par with everyone else in 4chan.

And anyone expressing a desire for sexual vengeance upon the female GM? You're what's wrong with the world. Just so you know.

>>1776406
>>1776411
Fuck me, dear anon? Oh, no... Rather, Fuck YOU.

Rapeguard found:

A new hat!

>>1776417

Also she now has to take on a goddamn Monk

>>1776442

The real point is making him fall for breaking a vow when he was under someone's control.

>>1776442
No, she still forced a paladin to fall because she raped him. It's still bullshit, +2 save bonus or not.

>>1776457
I agree, it was a big, FUCK YOU of sorts to him, despite his virtue, his faith... He was still betrayed by his Gods by evil plying its craft onto him. You do know that many of us Gods favor fallen warriors, and one of your potency would be 'handsomely' rewarded if you were to join the winning team, so to speak.

Yeah, atone for your sins, and when you're reinstate them, become our initiate, walk out pass, its your true calling! Think of all the Power you could wield... Ah you have to do is, simply humor them for a time, and return much later for your revenge...

Oh, look at me, a chatter box as always... Haha, well, I'll let you think about it, you'll know how to reach me.

>>1776442
Fuck off, double nigger. If we wanted to pretend to be intellectual, we'd write in to our college newspaper.

>>1776442
>And anyone expressing a desire for sexual vengeance upon the female GM? You're what's wrong with the world. Just so you know.

Hi, welcome to 4chan! Look out, sometimes people say "nigger" here!

>>1776543

just a few secs too late.

>>1776530

>>1776508
Shut up you pompous bird. The chaste little paladin has gotten a taste of what he's been missing, and now he wants more.

>>1776567
Yeah he wants more... and he's going to TAKE IT! VIOLENT FUCKIN'! RIP AND TEAR! MAKE 'EM BLEED AN' FUCK THE WOUND!

>>1776400
You missed the fucking point. He's going to rape EVERY-FUCKING-THING that comes by until it delays the game and pisses off the DM so much that she'll HAVE to cave and realize that he shouldn't have lost his status as a paladin.
...And then he'll tell her to go make him a sammich.

>>1776576
Yay for my STD's! Look at 'em go!

>>1776455
A goddamned Monk/Paladin with VoP that might get back a few feats from Atonement.

Let's see the Enchantress seduce his min/maxed knuckles. Just as planned.

OP, this is perfect time for character development.

Your character now having felt the loving embrace of a woman now longs for mortal pleasures and wishes to only deepen his sexual appetites. Fuck your character levels and your ability to smite evil, become a fucking slut and show the bitch just how sexually inclined men can be, seduce every woman NPC you can, find a way around the BBEG's bullshit magic, tie her up and rape her. Not because rape is edgy, but because it happened to you and its your turn to turn around and turn the tables on that bitch.

Then when you're done ruining the campaign with your dick, just say "Deep down, all women want is sex, no matter what they say".

>>1776508
>>1776567
>>1776582
>>1776586

Hahaha! Fuck you guys! This is MY territory!
RAPERAPERAPERAPE!

>>1776593
A monk's Unarmed Attack may be delivered with any part of their body.

Surprise Buttsex/Flurry of Blows/Smite Evil. BOW BEFORE THE COCK OF JUSTICE!

>>1776645
Just make sure that his NEW paladin code does not mention chastity.

>>1776645

I prefer Vengeance Cock. It would make a better movie.

>>1776057
from one of The Arbiter's games, but I haven't seen him around lately. Image is a repost.

You could always try to ask forgiveness from your god and when your DM says no, that is when your character starts to go batshit insane from abandonment issues. You can't be a virgin, so you decide that you need to have other peoples virginity. This only backfires and soon you become addicted to the sex and can't get enough of it, raping everything that moves.

classic reap case YAY

>>1776655
Chaos unites behind the vengeful lusts of a fallen paladin. More at eleven.

>>1776593
Epic fisting?

>>1776586
They have spells for a REASON.

Blackguard, and be fucking GRAPHIC with your rape, torture and killing of the BBEW

>>1776645
HAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok, I make a grapple check. Then I pin with another grapple check. Grapple check to loose my belt, and FLURRY!

The best part about monk flurry of rape is that your penis eventually does more damage than a greatsword. Every time you thrust, she takes another 2d10+str modifier.

>>1776567
Slaanesh... What are you worried about? Being a blackguard he's certainly going to have some interesting fringe benefits that you could appreciate, no?
>>1776876
And Khorne, think about all the violence that will be a result of this, his powers are gone, but he'll have ours. He'll become a warrior like non other, breaking their bodies, then breaking their minds (wink wink Slaanesh), blood will flow, oh, I can assure you, the blood will flow.
>>1776586
And umm, Nurgle... Yeah. He'll be more than likely immune
to your diseases, but there's nothing keeping him from being a carrier! I think...

All in all, everythings good, everyting is just going acording to pla- I mean, it sure is swell. ... Oh, look! A warp storm! See you later guys!

Op, just switch over to a blackguard and become a serial rapist, let her groove on what she's created.

>>1776706
Also, have someone cast Enlarge Person on the monkadin halfway through for additional lulz. Bonus to grapple and increased unarmed damage are just stat boosts. Wearing the BBEG like a condom? Priceless.

you dont lose your powers if you werent in control of your mind. if your god/the concept of good empowering you cared that much about you not having sex, it would have stopped it.

>>1776736

Did the OP say whether or not there were arcane spellcasters in the group? This would be more than priceless if there are any.

>>1776740
Failing that, I think you can get a potion of Enlarge Person for cheap.

>>1776716
So you'll fuck her right in half.

>>1776742
And she thought she was going to at least leave a beautiful corpse.

>>1776730
DO THIS!

>>1776741
Upon drinking it, declare you've had a "big boost of confidence."
If you have a laptop, play music from an ED commercial.

>>1775987
was that picture made by player 1? it looks like it was.

I don't think sex works this way, but I don't care.

See how big you can get before the DM tries to argue that you need an escape artist check to penetrate.

>>1776740
We've got a half-elven sorcerer in the party, I don't know if he has Enlarge Person though.

>>1776763
Try and pick up a few potions of Enlarge Person then. It's a pretty common spell, and it makes for a decent combat buff. Just save one potion specifically for this though.

>>1776761

>>1776763
You can buy wands of enlarge person (divine and arcane) on the cheap.

>an escape artist check to penetrate.

>>1776788
"I knew he said he was saving the last charge for the Enchantress, but I didn't think he meant it like this!"

>>1776761

>>1776752
drawn by the Arbiter himself i think. it was the op of a thread he made about DMing

>>1776807
to squeeze into small holes. when you are at epic levels you can use escape artist to squeeze through a 5x5 inch square. So a giant penis in a cunt could very well require an escape artist check.

>>1776827
the Arbiter?

>>1776761

>>1776761

roll for anal circumference.

>>1776834
namefag here, or tripfag, I don't remember

remember, if you enlarge yourself too much to fit in try dislocating the jaw, that'll give you a little more wiggle room.

>>1776885
Remember, this is with the Monk/Paladin build, so he's not trying to squeeze in, he's thrusting multiple times a round with enough force to kill a level 4 commoner. If the hole is too small, it won't be for very long.

And when it's all over, one round of barbarian for the RAGE PENIS. The +4 con has GOT to count for something.

>>1776949

Note to self, level four commoners can be killed with a sufficiently powerful Monkadin cock.

>>1776953
um, er, one level. One level of barbarian.

i'm suprised doomrider hasn't turned up.
He loves rape

>>1776736
>>1776690
>>1776667
>>1776597
>>1776387
>>1776318
>>1776302
>>1776293
>>1776107
Yeah, this. It is the only just solution. Make sure to be either blackguard/rogue/assassin or blackguard/barbarian/assassin and sneak into the BBEG's lair, sneak up on her, then anti-magic collar her. Lovingly describe you break each one of her fingers so she can't undo it. Go into graphic detail about how you cut her clothing off, removing as much skin and flesh as cloth. Relish the rendering of your violent, mind-break sexual assault on her, systematically break each orifice and bone in her body, as you recant a list of her crimes and inadequacies. Then begin skinning her alive, just for shits and giggles. Right before the final stroke remind her "all men want sex, no matter what they say." Then wear her skin around as a cloak and have horrible, mind-scarring sex on top of it.

BUMPITY BUMP.

>>1777127

>>1775987
Either do this:
>>1776091

Or: Tell your GM that a paladin falls if he/she WILLINGLY breaks his/her vows. Even if deep down, your Paladin's id wants teh hot dickins, it's not what he as a person desires, just what he as a mammal with an X choromosome and a Y choromosome has an urge for. Thus, your DM is a bitch, and a stupid one at that. Tell her that she should learn about the id, the ego, and the superego before telling people what their characters' motivations are - and in this case, motivation is EVERYTHING.

have sex with her skinless body while wearing her skin as a jumpsuit+balaclava combo

RAPE IS GOOD ROLEPLAY RITE

Just quit the fucking group and tell her she's a whale that will never find any friends

and take the rest of the group and all rulebooks and w/e too

Lol, even though those ideas are not totally accepted by main psychology circles, go ahead and learn shit that isnt important for a night of D&D

>>1777127

If this doesn't break her continue to do it to all her important (and even non-important) female NPC's. In graphic detail.

Turn yourself into a woman and seduce every male you come across.

With magic.

>>1775987
Rape the next important female NPC. Sounds like she'll have already planned for that, since it's what all guys want to do.

>>1775987

If you wanted me to rage while writing this, you succeded. Good Job.

RAPE FOR THE RAPE GOD, COCKS FOR THE COCK THRONE

>>1778340
This one.

Make a new character.
Rape every female NPC and PC and DMPC with the reasoning "Deep down, all men just want to have sex with women, no matter what they say."

Not another fucking paladin thread.

shit troll is shit.

We get it, we can mix women and paladins, two rage'n'troll worthy things on /tg/. Fuck.

>>1776442

LULZ GUYS, I FOUNDZ A TROLL.

Kick her in the Taco, Paco.

This Rapeguard Idea is great. Just do it faggot.

>>1776405

Sauce please?

>>1778460

Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning artwork.

>>1778478
Anon delivers!

Too bad there isn't art of the other greater daemons there, though.

>>1776667
>You can't be a virgin, so you decide that you need to have other peoples virginity

>>1778993
Sauce plz

>>1775987
failing to keep a vow and losing your paladin thing, is not the same thing, if you look at the exalted deeds tehre are rules for atoneing for your failure for to keep to vow in special cases (this would count as one since its technically rape) simply tell her to undo this or quit the game cos shes just a bitch otherwise.

I don't think things done while under a spell count towards Paladin Falling anyway. If she had Dominated you and made you kill a school full of children, it wouldn't have counted. Same goes here.
Now if she had merely Charmed your ass, then seduced your character by saying that she would give up her evil ways if you fathered her child, then that would count.

Well, in that case you're doing it for the greater good anyway. Sex isn't bad if it's for the sole purpose of procreating, just ask the pope.

>>1776450
Oh god this.

I DONT SEE HOW GETTING FUCKING RAPED WOULD CAUSE YOU TO FALL REGARDLESS OF HAVING A VOW OF CELIBACY.
FUCKING PUNCH THAT CUNT IN THE TITS.

It says very specifically that first of all you need to WILLFULLY commit an EVIL act or GROSSLY VIOLATE your code of conduct to fall. And even then have some fucker cast attonement on you.

tl;dr: you dm is a fucking stupid bitch that doesn't know anything about paladins and you're a pussy for not standing up for yourself

kill her and take her stuff, it's what d&d is about.

The GM that is, not the enchantress

>>1776010
this

I also demand updates on this situation. I want to hear you joyously describe her horrified expression as her carefully laid plans are consumed in an orgy of violence, fire, and rape.

>>1779836
Aye, this situation calls for progress reports...

....

PROGRESS! reports.

Meh, Blackguard is a shitty class for this situation. You'll probably need to take one level of Rogue so you meet the Hide requirements, which you'll never use because you'll probably be using fullplate. I guess it might not be so bad if you already have all the feats.

I recommend making her let you switch to the Paladin of Slaughter variant. Go to the nearest red light district and kill all the prostitutes by jamming your sword into their copulatory orifices. Then you can move on to killing all the women you come across and if you really want to be petty/childish/a total dick, see if you can take the whole party down with you.

And why the fuck do incompetent GMs always go out of their way to screw Paladin players over?

>>1780127
Because it's DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

RAPEGUARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also progress reports....

>>1776508
>>1776567
>>1776576
>>1776586

And then OP was Archaon, Lord of the End Times

>>1776275
if you do a total conversion you can convert all your paladin levels to blackguard

>>1780127
Because they feel the need to punish you for trying to play a class they think of as too moral bound so it will make it boring for the others, when a DM of mine put my paladin in a catch 22 i turned it on him and he got so pissed off he kicked me out the group, i laughed really hard and left.

>>1777127
Oho! You, sir, will be getting a call from some very interested parties!

>>1780374
Go grow some tits and talk to me later you flat chested freak.

>>1780384
You shouldn't talk to representatives of Slaanesh that way.

Everything that can be said has already been said twice.

In light of that, it would be best if you had four backup plans for your particular method of vengeance, just in case she declares your initial plan to be illegal for some utterly arbitrary reason.

>>1780393
FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON.

Captain Falcon
Yoshi
Captain Falcon

>>1780397
There's only one backup plan he really needs - the character suicides, feeling that he's betrayed his god and his own honor.

And then have every character you make suicide immediately after the DM screws them over. Don't even bother to make a new build - just use the same one over and over again, changing the name every time.

>>1780404
Slaanesh can work with that.

>>1780423
This.

>>1780423

Jesus' tits, why didn't I think of that? It's perfect! But shouldn't he have "eunuch" written on there, somewhere, just to keep this particular problem from happening again?

>>1776203
born a eunuch, if it's natural, magic can't repair it.

>>1780456

... You... wait, no, a eunuch is made. It's where they cut the man's genitals off before puberty. Sometimes it's even done during infancy.

>>1780393
Loli-D is not a servant of Slaanesh, silly - she's a creature of Pedozeenurgleornesh.

>>1780452
He doesn't need it. If he gets raped, he kills himself. The problem is solved because you're making it difficult for the DM to advance any kind of plot, you get to keep shoving more and more loot into the party (your starting equipment), and the DM can't bitch because it's her own damn fault for making you kill yourself.

>>1780432
dogg is fukked

>>1780460

>>1775987
>>I told the DM that since this was against my nature I should get a +2 bonus on my saving throw to resist it, but she waved that off saying "Deep down, all men just want to have sex with women, no matter what they say."

Well, where she's right, she's right.

>>1780456
"impotent" is the word you're looking for

>>1776405

who dressed up that ugly looking turkey

>>1780490

The Angry Metrosexuals of Waterdeep.

>>1780459
Technically, he could have been born with a genetic defect resulting in a man with non-functional genitals. Problem solved.

>>1780497

True, but we're looking for a one-word thing that doesn't have to be explained in any terrible depth. The idea of a eunuch is acceptable, as a servant of the universal concept of Good would probably be totally converted to "servant" mode.

>>1780505
Could do it in two words "Born funky," but that's basically semantics at this point and your idea sounds way better than my "hurr that thar dun't werk hurr" approach.

>>1780505
born a eunuch.

technically, when you are born a eunuch, you have a cock, but you won't ever find it getting hard, unlimited limp dick works.

>>1780536
>>1780543

It doesn't work that way. Castration means that testicles are cut from the body. You might be able to cut testicles off in the womb, but I really wouldn't want to be the one responsible for the first-ever operation of that sort.

There's always that Eunuch class mentioned in The Book of Erotic Fantasy...

>>1780594

We don't talk about the Book of Erotic Fantasy anymore. Not since one of the tripfags read through it in that one awesome thread, and ended up quitting roleplaying forever because he didn't think he could ever do it without resorting to talking about bearded clams clamping onto his leg and shaking his valuables free.

So, blackguard/monk/rogue rape it is ?

Get yourself Flying. Knock BBEG out, fly into air, hold BBEG upright in one hand and an immovable rod in your other, lubed hand. Place the fist with immovable rod up her snatch, push the button and leave her held in midair by her womb.

CLANG!

WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING!?

Rapeguard is an excellent maneuver, but you should go as graphic with the detail as possible. Memorize long bits from BDSM Story Archive's nastiest shit and insist that she plays all the victims in-character to keep up a proper atmosphere.

As a way of restoring your vows have your character castrate himself

A good way to do this is to tie a rope tightly around your dick and let the bloodflow stop for a day or two, it will eventually die and fall off
'

You could turn this into an RP opportunity. You could go all "I served my God and he has forsaken me! Now I will avenge myself on his misguided followers." Take a level in Blackguard and go on a one man crusade against your former religion.

However, I am curious. Does this DM do this sort of thing a lot?

>>1775987

Really, does you DM do this sort of thing often? Becuase that's just plain dick.

At this point, I suggest that you gather all the other players who are disgruntled with her and leave.

>>1776597


THIS

>>1780963

Don't use that word.

>>1780794
No, she'd fly off into space, getting fucked.
Or if you use variant immovable rod, stick it and and immobilise it with her as the focal point. Unremovable dildo and she's chaste for life. Vengance!

>>1775987
hey, can I have more of the op comic? It's good fappan.

>>1781025
I support this. In before morale boosts

>>1781126
I guess not. Fuck it, I'll make do with just this one comic.

>>1780990
plain?
dick?
players?
gather?
DM?
suggest?
leave?
disgruntled?
her?

>>1781177
It's part of some MSPaint adventure stories. I personally don't know who drew that particular one, or if they drew any others.

>>1781211
damn. Oh well, I one is enough.

>>1780783

Sauce?

OP is fail for not sticking up for himself. That style of roleplaying is simply irresponsible and full of fail. Fat Whale GM is the one who needs the Immovable Rod up her cunt.

As an add-on to graphically raping anyone you meet, get leadership and make your cohort a necromancer cleric. have him start to get you into necrophilia.

Have the necromancer join you in every single rape/murder you commit and have him raise the victims up as undead for "extended use." Use the undead to overrun and grapple enchantress BBEG (LOL immunities) and, before you rape and kill the BBEG, describe, into graphic detail, all of the horrible things that are about to happen to her. Then describe how she'll become a mindless, thoughtless, soulless servant whose sole purpose will be to appease his everlasting lust, and whisper gingerly in her ear, "Deep down, all men just want to have sex with women, no matter what they say."

This thread just gets better and better.

>>1781451
sorry, but samefag.

OP shouldn't just stick to women. women, men, children. elderly. and all of them should be re-animated as undead. imagine the look on her face when you describe your first shota rape victim.

also, inb4 necrololi.

>>1781451
THIS.

You must pull a Pyramid Head, and you must use that ending line. Alternatively, kill yourself and roll a new character.

This thread is fucking awesome. OP, any more tales of horror concerning your fat whale of a GM?

Find the BBEG, rape her, then Sovereign Glue her vagina shut, then go and pay for the XP and whatnot to atone.

Have him kill and rape fat chicks. Have him burn them alive as he fucks them and revel in the scent of their burning lard falling off of their bodies as they scream into the night.

>>1781451
There are no words...

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Dammit, progress bump.

Have your character go insane and turn into a Chaotic Evil Blackguard, who's sole desire is revenge upon the evil bitch who caused him to fall. Have him destroy everything and everyone, innocent or guilty, good or evil, in between him and the BBEG.

That or, y'know, get an Atonement cast on you.