...

What the hell am I looking at, exactly?

Sage goes in every field.

in during cancer

>stat him
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Swordsage 20.

What the hell is this doing on /tg/?

>>2474187
What the hell is this doing EXISTING?

>>2474176
Looking kind of Aerith there Amy.

BACKBANE! THE BANE OF BACKS EVERYWHERE!

Best comic ever.

This is pretty awesome actually

I like it

>>2474164
*sound of tree wood splintering*

This is the best thing ever.

We need happy things here.

>>2474176
>>I am fighting for love!
>>THEN WHY DO I SEE HATRED IN YOUR EYES

FUCK YES

AWESOME

>>2474273

>>2474176
you dropped your banana.

>>2474278
Deep

>>2474176

>>I will slay you with the jagged bones of your lover.

FUCK YES, DENNIS IS HARDCORE

I laughed until I cried. This is ricockulously :awesome:.

>>2474278
Surprisingly DEEP for a Sonic fandom crossover parody fanfic.

This shit is hilariously awesome, though.

Someone should redo these with proper grammar and a decent art style.

this is the plot for Bioshock 2

/tg/ - Troll Games

Oh wow.

Okay, asshole.

You want RAGE?

You've GOT RAGE.

>>2474176
YOU HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO LIFE FOR

>>2474251
A giant pair of tits that latch onto people?

>>2474634
Oh u.

he has power bigger then a super sayins

>>2475788
It's in the near vincinity of 9000!

>>2475788
It's in the near vincinity of 9000!

LOLLING HARD

>>2473979

HAHAHAHAHA

How is something so shitty so awesome?

>>2475972
I don't know, but this is pretty GRIMDARK in a way.

>>2474159
...Wait a second. He gets power from satan feet?

Gonna troll my girlfriend with this later, she loevs Inuyasha

>>2475985
DO IT FAGGOT

ALSO THERE IS MORE OF THIS COMIC BUT I CAN'T FUCKING FIND THE COMICS.

>>2475998
I'll do it if you find the rest

Found some.

I lol'D.

OH LOL

This picture is the only thing on the internet that can describe my feelings, and even then, it's only good at describing 0.000001%.

>>2476055
wh... what? he kills himself with both pistols at once?

>>2476134
Since I can't find the comic, I'll explain.

He was trying to summon his Persona first.

>>2476299

I would too if I were him, just to make sure.

>>2476299
FUCKING HARD CORE

Blackbane is my next BBEG.

>>2476134
gb2/bed/, Jean. Senses of humor are required here.

>>2476378
You're kidding, right?

I don't find this funny.

DID SOMEONE SAY HORRIBLE COMICS?

>>2476309
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>2476536
Oh fuck. This can only end well.

>>2476524
You have no soul.

>>2476552
I'M A PORYGON!
I'M A PORYGON!
ELIMINATE ALL!
I'M A PORYGON!

/tg/ - I LIKE PANCAKES, HA HA!

>>2476569
IT BEGINS!

KRRBLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I DEMAND LINKS OR I DON'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL.

>>2476576
>>2476573
FUCK YEAH ASSKILLER

>>2476573
Holy shit, a dumuscus blade? That's way more hardcore than a katana.

Why does he step on the only flower in the area?

Because he is a BDASS.

>>2476598
dumuscus blade is just a masterwork katana

>>2476602
It can't be double masterwork, that's just crazy.

>>2476611
It's not crazy, it's BDASS

We need to get Dennis to make some 40K comics

...This is the greatest thing I've laid eyes upon.

>>2476622
Young Dennis actually gets caught in a time warp and sent to the past. He eventually becomes a 40k writer. You know him by his true name, C.S. Goto.

>>2476662
Oh shi-

>>2476662
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCK

rolled 83 = 83

>>2474278
>>2474318

SO FUCKING AWESOME

pokeball grenade?

NOW DATS OOOORKY!!!!

>>2476756
Where's that fucking thri-kreen you promised me, Toho...

You had to have fixed your fucking scanner by now.

You fucking fuck.

Forget statting Shadewind.

SOMEBODY STAT ASSKLLR.

rolled 60 = 60

>>2476773

I've fucking posted this a half-dozen times by now, ass.

And no, I still haven't because I'm nigger-poor and barely draw anymore.

>>2476783
>>2476783
>>2476783
>>2476783

>>2476793
You call those tits, you FUCKING monkey?

And I don't give a shit how fucking poor you are.

Sell your hat.

rolled 16 = 16

>>2476807

You asked for tits. You did not say which kind, nor how big.

Also, my hat is too awesome to sell.

>>2476835
>You asked for tits. You did not say which kind, nor how big.
And what the fuck are you supposed to be, some kind of drawfagging monkey's paw?

Should I have worded my request more carefully, you fuck?

And it is a nice hat, but you could always steal it back after you've used the money to fix your machine -and- buy yourself a shanking iron.

>this thread

>>2476576
Did... he... just spit... fire... or is that a laser beam... I'm confuzzleded.

>>2476854

>this thread

>>2473979

rolled 17 = 17

>>2476853
>And what the fuck are you supposed to be, some kind of drawfagging monkey's paw

Yes, actually!

Somebody PLEASE archive this.

>>2476889

Chronic Masturbation

It leaves scars.

>>2476889
THE HORROR

I'm trying to get my girlfriend to cry by showing her these.

>>2476807

Might be for the best that the thri-kreen doesn't have any tits. Or you'll end up more into this terrority.

>>2474278

I agree, aside from the whole thing being "So fail it's win" that bit of dialogue was actually true win.

>>2474422

Woah fuck you I don't need any more rage.

Uratha are angry as it is without making me feel impelled to RIP AND TEAR that MSpaint abomination whatever it is.

>>2476055

An hero!

>>2476536
>>skynet

Oh god.

Prepare for GRIMDARK!

>>2476576

Oh sweet Jesus, Dr. Oak is fucking metal.

This is the bestest thread ever.

/tg/: Unexpected Win

>>2476662
Huh, his quality went down from his childhood days then.

Well done gentlemen

>>2476973
I love how Professor Oak looks like a retarded Phoenix Wright

>>2477252

What in the fuck did I just see.

See, now, this is why you don't take 7 year old kids to see R-rated movies.

ARCHIVE'D.

>>2474278

That's actually an oddly awesome quote, considering its source.

Also, Professor Oak kicking ass with a giant assault rifle and mouth lasers is ... suspiciously awesome in concept.

>>2476573
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Scimitar" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Damascus Steel deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Damascas steel scimitar in Persia for 3,700,000 Iranian Rial (that's about $3,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut piles of dirty infidels with my Damascas steel scimitar.
Persian smiths spend years working on a single scimitar and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Damascas Steel Scimitars are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a Damascas steel scimitar can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a Damascas steel scimitars could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Persia? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined jihan zealots and their Damascas steel scimitar of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the Damascas steel scimitars first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Damascas steel scimitar are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Damascas steel scimitar:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Damascas steel scimitar in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Damascas steel scimitar need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>>2477421
Someone needs to steal that quote and put it in something worthwhile.

ORIGONAL DIALOGE DO NOT STEEL!

Good god this comic is full of fuckwin, hotblood and manliness!

>>2474333
I am now doing this.

>>2477583

Sir I salute you and wish you Godspeed on your quest.

>>2477583
I'm coming out of retirement to second this.

Good luck and godspeed, brave anon.

rolled 31 = 31

>>2477657
>*shadewind enters the portal*

Oh god it's like a text-based adventure.

>>2473979

FUcK! WHY?!

>>2477725
For the epic and the lulz

shiiiiiit, my brain is coming out my ears after reading this...

MOAR

Geez, Iv'e only been gone for the summer, and when I come back /tg/ is litterally a pile of shit and beans, moves to fast, newfags don't know or understand anything, and just when I think it coudn't get any worse, you guys go and TOTALY REDEEM YOURSELVES THIS SHIT IS AWESOME!

Where is the rest hiding? I KNOW there were at least 10 more pages of this posted before.

>>2477988
I don't have them anymore. Shitsux.

>>2477583

Please post parts before you're all done -- we can't wait too long. Anon is fickle. And I'm sure it'll be awesome.

You probably aren't going to be able to see through that eye ever again.

I'm sorry for your loss.

>>2478075
I just realized how shitty of an artist I am. Working on the one from >>2473979 right now.

>>2474176
>I am fighting for love!
>Then why do I see hate in your eyes?

...
BEST. LINES. EVER.

fun fact

/v/ has drawn rule 34 of shadewind

>>2478268

I choose to disbelieve until proof is posted.

>>2478277
Seconded

>>2478303
Based off of this picture.

Should get posted if that was saved.

>>2478268

Awesome thread is awesome.

>>2478609
...

Holy SHIT.

This thread has transcended awesome and became fully EPIC.

>>2476600
bat wings.

copyright dennis

Why is Misty talking to Darks ?

YES! Google comes to the rescue.

And I'm fucking laughing my ass off.

OH WOW.

This is like Sonichu comics, except I actually pity CWC.

someone draw blackbane naked.

THis picture sums up what i feel.

Hurp durp fucking bump. Arararararar. KRRBBLOOOOOOOOO.

>>2477666
oh god what robotnik is raping sakura. what the hell man.

The best thing about this would be seeing this guy grow up and try to justify how GODDAMN I WAS A LITTLE KID OK WE ALL HAD DUMB IDEAS FUCK YOU MUST HAVE WROTE SOME STUPID SHIT TOO

>>2479556
I wrote stupid shit too (god was it stupid) so I can't blame him. Too much.

>>2479571
Actually now that I think about it, I've done better when I was 6.

>>2479571

While I'll also acknowledge the writing of stupid shit, I like to think I'm better than this because I wrote Clue fanfiction rather than Inuyasha self-inserts.

That is not a mistyping. I was a big mystery/detective story freak as a kid. So I wrote Clue stories.

>>2478796

>>2479580
>I like to think I'm better than this because I wrote Clue fanfiction
Sounds pretty damn awesome compared to most fanfiction.

>>2477666

Here's the order as best I can make out:

Arc 1
[Missing: Prologue involving Amy and Robotnik]
>>2473979
>>2477657
>>2474152
[Missing: Naruto Quest]
[Missing: BBEG confrontation]
>>2474176
>>2474159
>>2474164
[Missing: Arc 1 Epilogue]

Arc 2
>>2477661
[Possibly Missing: Finding BBEG]
>>2477666
>>2476055
>>2474171
[Missing: Rest of Arc 2, though it ends with badstuff and Pokemon folk being killed]

Arc 3
>>2474023
>>2476046
[Missing: Rest of Arc 3]

Woops, sorry, this is Arc 2

Arc 2
>>2477661
[Possibly Missing: Finding BBEG]
>>2477666
>>2476055
>>2474171
[Missing: DBZ bit]
>>2478796
[Missing: Rest of Arc 2, though it ends with badstuff and Pokemon folk being killed]

This is fucking terrifying.

>>2479621
>>2479623

thanks

so this isn't a 4chan thing?

This made my day!

>>2474023
LOL!!!

>>2474176
this is the best page ever and this comic is so shitty it becomes awesome!

>>2474176I AM FIGHTING FOR LOVE

THEN WHY DO I ONLY SEE HATRED IN YOUR EYES

lol

>>2479757
Fuck yeah, you are the best lines ever !

Is this some sort of parody? It has to be... right?

This shit is better than anything RA Salvatore writes.

But... but... he's Wulfgar and he has deep emotional issues. And we're going to spend a whole book learning about them and how he overcomes them.

>>2479997

I like the idea of a character-driven fantasy story, but Salvatore's characters blow.

What is it about Sonic that attracts retard fanficfags? I haven't played the series since before Knuckles was introduced - did they start sending out cards with the games encouraging you to send shitty MSpaint pictures of your cuntsplosion of an ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL?

>>2480074
Me too, Sonic was part of my childhood, but I never did anything close to this even back then.

I never played any Sonic after the MegaDrive/SegaCD generation, though.
I guess there is where the AIDS wave started.

>>2480074

Japanese design

they created the most APPEALS TO KIDS character possible with his looks and attitude

>>2480080

it didn't start onlythen, it's just we have the internet now

if we had the internet as it is now in the 16bit era, there would've been just as many Sonic DO NOT STEAL originals

>>2480091
Sonic looks that good to kids? To me, it's as incomprehensible as someone making a Mary Sue half-cousin of Mickey Mouse. I can understand emodark human characters, but cartoon animals?

I lol'd hard at this thread.

Srsly.

When I was this age, I would draw pictures of Dinosaurs and guns. Sometimes, Dinosaurs WITH guns. It was awesome, and I never look back at my childhood fantasies with regrets or a single facepalm.

Somehow, I don't think Dennis will be able to do the same...

>>2480121

but Mickey doesn't have the BADDItude of Sonic

Sonic is like... he's like an Egyptian God

>>2480121
>Mary-Sue
>emo
Not only do you not know what those mean, but I honestly have to ask--are you some kind of faggot? That cartoon was one of the coolest things on tv while I was growing up.

Both of them.

>>2479992

Salvatore is great at awesome fight scenes.

I've read and enjoyed all his books

I seem to remember Robotnik with a gun on one of these.

I once found the mythical good fanfiction. I am currently trying to find it again.

>>2473979

ok, ill try

ws bs s t w i a ld Sv
-1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -
Unit Type:
waste of life

Wargear:
poorly drawn dildo

Special rules:
Nigger, weeaboo, FAIL

Nigger: Unit acts like Daemon

Weeaboo: Unit does not belong on this continent

Fail: the player commanding this creature must immediately insert a loaded shotgun into his mouth and eject his own brain. Failing to do so, he must repeat from three lines up. There is no excuse for this disgusting failure.

>>2476055

I admit I did not see this coming.

Archive this.

>>2476055
holy shit! He shot himself with both pistols? Fucking badass.

>>2483604
Pffffft, real men use shotguns. Doubled Barreled.

>>2483690
dude, what if he shot himself with TWO DOUBLE BARRELED SHOTGUNS?

>>2483696
I think you would have the manly equivalent of dividing by zero.

>>2483696
Then he would be DEAD 'ARD

>>2476763

I am so going to model a Pokemon Ork.

>>2482617
hey, there it is

>>2478609
WHY DON'T WE HAVE MORE OF THIS.

SOMEONE START BEATING THE DRAWFAGS.

Arc 1
[Missing: Prologue involving Amy and Robotnik]
>>2482617
>>2473979
>>2477657
>>2474152
[Missing: Naruto Quest]
[Missing: BBEG confrontation]
>>2474176
>>2474159
>>2474164
[Missing: Arc 1 Epilogue]

Arc 2
>>2477661
[Possibly Missing: Finding BBEG]
>>2477666
>>2476055
>>2474171
[Missing: DBZ bit]
>>2478796
[Missing: Rest of Arc 2, though it ends with badstuff and Pokemon folk being killed]


Arc 3
>>2474023
>>2476046
[Missing: Rest of Arc 3]

>>2483749
Why don't you go ask Jean herself?

>>2483604
JUST SHOOT YOURSELF YOU... YOU... DOUBLE EMO

>>2484133

I'm going to tear you to fucking pieces. You peice of shit, I will torture you until death.

Because...

Becasue I am fighting for love!

Then why do I see hatred in your eyes?!

!!!

>>2484172
>>2484176
>>2484180
>>2484181

I NEED KING GAINAAA-!!!

>>2478609
needs more of this

>>2484176

Becasue? Is that short for Rebecca Susan?