Liliana is a very rare rather unusual race of elf she is a honey and candy elf which means she is a elf mistress who makes real honey in her womanhood and cold,delicious,fresh,nourishing,sweet milk in her breasts which are enhanced to 38dds with large nipples her womanhood smells like and tastes like candy and everything sweet including chocolate and her clit tastes like strawberry candy she produces no cum,no honey cum,no fluids like humans do her womanhood always smells like candy,chocolate,and other sweet things so it's easy to detect her scent. Liliana absolutely loves her feet worshipped she hates those who dominant and she wishes that her slave would be somebody who could make pure real chocolate in their manhood,real jam,or anything delicious that is not cum because Liliana hates cum and detests cum or anyone who makes cum or any being that make anything that looks like cum feels like cum or tastes like cum Liliana can even take a harem of male slaves even loyal slaves...

that would do anything and everything to make her happy and pleased even give her all the comforts she could desire Liliana however does not like to be made uncomfortable or nervous or upset Liliana had been searching for many years for loyal obedient male slaves with no luck and only finding dominant men everywhere who wanted to hurt her be rough with her and do things hard to her and whip her but she escaped luckily.but she wished they wouldn't like to her by posing as a submissive slave just to get her under their control and ownership.Liliana likes to be treated gentle and tender not hard or rough Liliana loves having two male slaves especially submissive vampires lapping at her womanhood when it is menstruating and she loves it sniffed and licked when she is on her period and loves to pee and have her slave drink up her urine and sniff her womanhood after she has peed and lick it Liliana hates rough hard treatment and likes gentle loving treatment Liliana is also a gentle mistress not a cruel harsh mistress like human females are and wanted a submissive male vampire to act as a maxi pad every time she has her period and she likes creatures with big large noses to smell her body and rub against her womanhood and her clit

>honey and candy elf

I'M RAGING ALREADY

(looking for submissive male Japanese Anime characters and submissive male elves and submissive male vampires who like the taste of menstrual blood from a female womanhood or even somebody who would rp as Dr.Frank N Furter from Rock Horror Picture show please no asking a/s/l things dealing with real life and asking about things will be ignored and no Iming me asking me to chat or asking me things not dealing with rp I am not a mistress in real life so if you're a slave in real life don't ask me to be your mistress and please no use of the words pussy cock tits snatch dick ass or tits my only limit is vulgar words and no dominant characters or characters that are fake submissive and I will not do the following rps:incest,father and daughter rp,student and teacher rp or any other rp including beastility rp I do not rp things not related to mistress/slave rp I also will not tolerate hii's hellos and heys and other crap I also will not respond to real life slaves/non submissive male characters/dominant characters /real guys who are dominant. and when I mean rp only I mean rp only and no para/multi para/semi para/ semi/ multi/just one line post also no blank profiles and no giving invitations to view your cam this is for rp purpose only not made for chat and also read my characters profile before Iming me so that you will understand the rules and what is required for the rp and also if you can create either a submissive male vampire or submissive male elf or submissive male Japanese Anime to fit to my character that is also required also please no femboys or nekos or anthros or anything that is not a submissive male elf or submissive male vampire or submissive male Japanese Anime character)

Ghkt.

GODDAMMIT WHY DID YOU DO THIS.

This is from a real Yahoo profile. That doesn't exist anymore, but that I saved for posterity because of how awful it was.
YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY NEED TO POST IT HERE.

>>2673359

Yes I did. Someone else made me read it, so you do too.

What in the name of Gygax is going on here?

I can't even directly look at the words. It feels like part of my soul is being seared away every time I try. Someone hold me... I'm frightened...

>>2673323
Rage aside, is there a larger version of OP's image? It's very pretty.

>>2673375
>Someone hold me... I'm frightened...

Sounds like you're honey-and-candy-elf-mistress-Liliana's type.

Dear lord.

...

Time to do as the dorfs do and hit the delicious alcohol, /tg/.

...and I thought the internet held no further horrors.

I WAS WRONG.

>>2673381
For once, you're the lucky one. I think the Neverborn made this to test us.

>>2673389
Indeed, we must do as the dorfs do. But not the alchohal, no. I'll go hit the Fuck-the-World lever.

OMG SO KAWAII XDDDDD

I can't get through this FFFFFUUUUU

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

At last, something even /tg/ can't fap to.

>>2673411
Send this to /d/, we will have nothing of this monstrosity.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Goddamn.

The Tomb of Horrors was less frightening than this, and our group wiped four times trying to clear it.

>>2673391

Nice. Bump.

>>2673394
My loli is foaming at the mouth after reading the site for some reason.
*written by Prince Resplendent in the Ruin of Ages

>>2673419
Is there anywhere I can find that one, and update to 4th? I must do something unpleasant to my group soon to remind them that adventurer =/= minor god (well, not yet anyway).

>>2673391
I thought that i had seen it all, the true bottomless cesspool that is /b/, the rage enducing supa kawaii videos, the bowels of gynophage porn. but this, this is truly an abomination against not only roleplay, but the written word itself!

Looks like we got a Girlfriend for LORD LICORICE here

>>2673427
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>>2673442
I think we've got a rival. We're going to need to...
-chokes-
...team up on this one.

>>2673452
Yeah. When I found it, my jaw dropped.

AW FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT

JESUS SHITTING CHRIST IT FEELS LIKE I'VE JUST BEEN SKULLFUCKED BY A SPASTIC BITCH WITH A STRAPON.

>>2673340
>>2673345
>>2673348
Oh god. OH GOD!!! THE PAIN! TAKE IT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE!!!

activating antirage.

>>2673498

No, YOU have a nice day, bitch!

I realized half way though this I was literally pushing myself back into my chair. I was physically trying to get away from this text. Sneering.

And then I started to NERDRAAAAAAAGE

>>2673504

Someone actually spent time writing that.
They're never going to have THAT back.

What is this feeling, /tg/?

OH MY GOD. I FAILED MY IMPERVIOUS ROLL. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2673517

I didn't think it was that bad.

>>2673470
egoihsya 98t74y-98ae4t798ae4t7y98t7a9t879978 r90a

rolled 3 = 3

Roll for SAN loss

>>2673517
antirage in progress. please relax and allow yourself to feel happy.

>>2673525

You just spent time reading it.

Time you won't get back

>>2673544
I can wait.

>>2673517
:V

>>2673546
Friend Computer Help me... I'm scared!

>>2673546

>This thread

i frew up

>>2673565
No, this is Sparta.

>>2673544
>>2673552

Where are all these Deathlord tripfags coming from?

>candy elf
>elf full of candy
>¡Piñata!

>>2673565
Holy shit, did they change Spiderman's costume?

pausing antirage. is continuation nessecary? Y/N?

At first I was like, 'hey, my fetish for huge boobs and lactation (and not-blech poon) is finally getting some attention'

And then I was like, 'Oh, sweet Jesus, not this shit again, that just ain't Kosher, waiter, I believe there's more fetishes that are a turn-off than there are a turn-on in this shit.'

>>2673582
The Underworld. want to join the side with tits?

>>2673592
That's Deadpool. The man who made Chaotic Neutral cool.
Just remember smar/tg/eeks, Captain America always takes the time to separate his recycling from his perishable wastes. Deadpool sleeps in his refuse.

>>2673582

EVEN IN A HORROR THREAD,
EX-AL-TED!

>>2673604

silly lady, Go back to your Underground.

>>2673592
That's Deadpool, faggot.
Deadpool > Spiderman

>>2673552
Typhon here, recalled from the Confederation of Rivers to stand-in for the loli and the Prince.
What do you have in mind?

>>2673605
/r/ the comic showing the differences between cap and deadpool

>>2673619
I think this shows there's a new Deathlord, and we'd better strike fast. Can I borrow some of your troops?
>>2673613
Are you sure you want to taunt me, mortal?

>>2673604

Remember, Remeber,
The plane of Arborea,
Of sweet, lovely cheerleader ass.

I forget how the second half goes, so just remember:
Arborea (tm): where the hot chicks are also, smart, sweet, and loving and not out for your money or immortal soul.

>>2673604

Nah, no thanks. The Boddhissatva Anointed by Darkwater gave me an offer I just couldn't refuse, and threw in an awesome benefits package on top of it.

>>2673616
Actually, Spiderman kicks the crap out of Deadpool. Which was awesome to read.

"I've got action figures, Deadpool, what have you got?"

"I've killed a whole lot of people!"

"That's not a good thing."

>>2673657

FUCK YEAH, YAMASHITA!

>>2673651

Silly bitch, you never bothered to learn Stretch Arms Through The Interwebs Stance.

Also, one can bring pleasure to others and make pleasure for oneself by doing so. (Riot shield held to computer screen just in case.)

>>2673651
No! Mine! ALL MIIIINE!
Anything else?

>>2673661
Are you sure you do not wish to switch alleigance?
I have a behemoth.

>>2673586

OH YEAH

And Princess Peach often dreams of their noses pleasuring her and rubbing and sniffing her womanhood with their huge noses and she hopes that Mario and Luigi will be gentle with her she enjoys being tongue sexed too and sexed with Mario or Luigis nose

>>2673683
You also can't read and have all the subtlety of a limit-breaking Solar.

>>2673674

What, no blind fury from the deathlord known to fly into a homicidal rage when it is suggested that doing services for others might grant it's own joy?

im laughing so hard right now, you dont even know

Hobbies:
helping Mario and Luigi out wearing leather and secretly wanting to make Luigi and Mario her slaves and her lovers forever being nose sexed with Luigi's large bulbous nose being mistress being sexed with Mario's or Luigi's big fat noses making Luigi and Mario her love slaves
Latest News:
Princess Peach has been rescued by Mario and Luigi many times Princess Peach has turned from sweet and innocent to naughty and sweet t secretly she has wanted to become a mistress and have Luigi or Mario as her pet and slave or love slave to pleasure her as she wants and to have them as a true loves too and to have them follow her every whim her every desire and every wish and every command Peach is also no longer pure of heart because of the thoughts she has about Mario and Luigi and the dreams she has about them both she has made some changes to herself recently she had drained all of her juices cum and fluids and replaced them with delicious honey in her womanhood she also has done modifications so that her enhanced busty chest which is now a size 38dd makes cold delicious milk Peach also likes Mario because he's so short 3 ft 7 inches tall to be exact and Luigi being tall and because of the mustache and the nose

>>2673722

However, she also has a fetish for Mario's or Luigi's noses because their noses are so large and bulbous and could nose pleasure her womanhood pretty good and give it a good massage and rub it and sniff it too it would drive her more wild than a penis would And Princess Peach often dreams of their noses pleasuring her and rubbing and sniffing her womanhood with their huge noses and she hopes that Mario and Luigi will be gentle with her she enjoys being tongue sexed too and sexed with Mario or Luigis nose (looking for somebody to rp a submissive Luigi or Mario or Luigi as in the Mario BrothersAnd this is a rp which means Super Mario SuperShow rp only profile for rp purpose only not chat purpose please the words breasts,butt or rear or rump or womanhood or vagina or love tunnel are allowed and the word breasts member or penis are allowed prefered version are the Mario and Luigi from Super Mario 64 or the Mario and Luigi from the Super Mario Brothers Super Show all Buzzes A/s/l and hi's and spam and also asking about things and real life will be immediately ignored Princess Peach/Mario/Luigi rp only those two will be allowed in the rp and I'd prefer if Mario or Luigi could produce real jam jelly or pure chocolate instead of cum juices or fluids in their manhoods

>>2673728

I am also looking for somebody who can rp as both Luigi and Mario submissive versions who will serve Peach loyally and obediently rp S and M meaning slave and master aka slave and mistress in this case slave and mistress for males who still wish to have their males attempt to use their member on them simply have her inner muscles crush their member as warned lol it's cruel but hey it was warned get crushed at your own risk Peach is also immune to spells Super Mario Brothers Super Show/Princess Peach/Super Mario Brothers mistress and slave rp this is also a rp that will not have Mario or Luigi having sex with her unless Peach asks for it don't IM me asking for sex rp or cyber or non mistress/slave rp and asking asl or anything about real life or asking anything will get you ignored this profile is for rp purpose only and I am not a mistress IRL i ONLY rp as peach I am not Peach irl and also no Iming with insults about my character or anything negative about my character keep your negative comments to yourselves please and nose means nose not penis just so you know)

>>2673711
Typhon told me this image was appropriate.

>>2673728
>>2673722

:|

...

D:>
Same person again, or just selfish women with no anchor to reality?

>>2673715
You're not worth the effort. besides, I have Deathknights to...reward.

>>2673670
On the other hand, Deadpool pummels the everloving shit out of the #1 superhero merc in the world (or something, I forget exactly) to prove that he was "totally worth hiring dude, totally" to the US military.
With his hands handcuffed behind his back. And hopping on one leg. And he thought the guy was LETTING HIM WIN.

After he picked up his teeth the guy berated Deadpool saying that he's easily the most talented merc in the world, but nobody will hire him because he's just completely unreliable and impossible to use in a military operation. Deadpool then dances with joy singing about how he's the best, if I remember right.

>>2673741
You really think that's a woman?

>>2673683

All it takes is one Solar with SCS that knows Essence Inversion, and you won't even have that.

"(rp specifications:seeking people to rp as submissive versions of male DBZ characters aka the Z fighters including saiyans a submissive version of perfect Cell,imperfect Cell,and a submissive version of either King Cold(second form) or Frieza(second form) or Captain Ginyu or Recoome,or submissive Goku or the entire Ginyu Force. use of the words womanhood/manhood/butt/or rear are allowed only use of vulgar words not allowed. please no spam pms or random ims and no asking asl or cam please read profile carefully before iming .and please no iming me with insults. you must create a submissive dbz character name.DBZ character must make chocolate,or strawberry syrup in their manhood. you must create a submissive dbz character name as I require for the rp .I can rp as mistress versions of Bulma,Videl or android 18.rp involves the pleasuring of all four characters,seduction of the characters by various DBZ characters/marriage/child birth/group pleasuring / characters being the lovers and mistresses of dbz characters/18 Chi Chi Bulma and Videl becoming evil.I will ignore negative comments read profile fully and throughly before messaging me and character must be Dragonball Z oriented.Dragonball Z fans only please no Dragonball Z haters please no hate messages or messages with insults please. these characters are fiction and are for rp only)

>>2673736
And another thing! What kind of Deathlord needs his own personal staff just to do something as basic as post on a forum?

>>2673742

Did I ever tell you about the time I taunted the female of a mated pair of red dragons with 'Hay baby, you want a real man?'

>>2673766

Chi Chi,Bulma,Videl,and 18 wish they could be mistresses they thought perhaps someone evil like Frieza or his father King Cold could help them. all of them removing their cum wetness juices and replacing it with real honey as in honey made by bees each was also made bustier as an experiment by Bulmas father Dr.Briefs each sexy seductive and mistress in manners now the men would see what it would feel like to be the ones controlled four mistresses what is the Z fighters to do and what if 18 and the others were to be aided by Frieza and his father and what if Chi Chi Bulma Videl and 18 used the Dragon balls to make a rather unusual wish and what if Goku,Gohan,Vegeta,and Krillin did become submissive to them and how would Vegeta react when he hears that Bulma has a horn fetish a horn fetish for King Colds and Friezas horns when they are in their second forms?(rp profile)"

>>2673770
You've got my attention.

Proceed.

>>2673770

Have I ever told you about the time I met a woolly mammoth?

>>2673340
>>2673345
>>2673348
... I can not read this. I mean I physically can not read this. Whenever I attempt to, my eyes rebel against their master, turning immediately to something, ANYTHING, less horrifying.

>>2673759
Juggernaut has a Magnitude. You won't kill 'em with just that.
>>2673768
I could turn that question around and ask as to what kind of a deathlord degrades herself to the level of PERSONALLY typing her posts in a message board where she is practically one of the herd.

>>2673323
>>2673340
>>2673345
>>2673348

Am I the only one who just finds this fucking hilarious?

>>2673801

Same. I found myself trying to read my cat's butt.

I literally found myself clutching my head and making a noise between laughing and screaming. Tears welled up in my eyes and now I feel physically ill.
God bless you, OP.

>>2673673
Sauce? I tried googling, but all I found was some unrelated shit.

>>2673801

Go browse /d/ a while until you're good and desensitised, then come back. Don't worry, we'll wait.

>>2673818
Typhon here. Try /rs/.

>>2673778
>>2673795

That little comment was manly enough to attract that much attention? Wow.

During the actual fight, I didn't do much at all, level 15 thief and three levels in a couple other classes against mature adult red dragons flying at top speed. Though I did successfully cast bestow curse from a scroll and get past her spell resistance (her wisdom was down to 3 from a Last Judgement spell), but she made her save.

Earlier on in the campaign, I think trying to tumble past a charging epic dragon was more than manly enough.

>>2673835
You would do nicely for some of my more obvious missions. Ever consider becoming a deathknight?

>>2673859

Eh, sure, why not.

Be forewarned, though. Let up on the poon too much, and, well...

>>2673868
Haven't I already Exalted you as Absence of Humanity earlier today, ingrate?

>>2673868
Right, right. anybody in particular you want? No Celestials, please, they're a bitch to catch.

>>2673827
Why, thank you, fellow anon.

>>2673880
Not if you have the right bait. Sidereals are the only problems, as they see ploys and traps coming from miles away. Damn ninja.

>>2673340
I came. That post is like a scroll with Eroticism cast on itby a 20th level cleric of sex.

>>2673809
I find them sad, cause they remind me of a "very fucked up in the head" girl I had the hots for in high school. especially the Op and her lust for Dr Frank N Furter. bitch got ran over by a crowd.

>>2673683

What you *have* is a giant crawling target, that is ultimately only useful in siege operations. Any halfway mobile enemy battle force will run circles around Juggernaut, being easily able to engage and disengage at their leisure and discretion. You always did have the all military acunem of a drunken temple dancer, Larquen.

>>2673880

Not right yet. I'll be content with whatever you can scrounge up for now.

Be warned, though, my top record for keeping it up without blowing my load is 2-ish hours. Not sure how a lady such as yourself would feel about that.

>>2673920
Oh LAWD IT'S TEH FAFL

I...I...I read it. I read it all.

Goodbye /tg/ I'm going to drink myself to death now.

>>2673952
>IT'S TEH FALAFEL
FTFY

>>2673920
>>2673880
>>2673877

>>2673892
Yeah, but you trap a Lunar and three more of them show up to save them. You trap a Solar, and he busts out that sunlight shit.

You know what? That shit STINGS.

>>2673959
I fucking lold.

>>2673942
Intrigued, actually.
>>2673952
MORE LIKE FAILAFEL
>>2673959
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>2673920
Lion! How's it hangin' down there? Been out on the sun? Seen Chiaroscuro? Oh... I forgot... YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR PRISON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

>>2673962
Appropriate use of social trickery, and a well-placed Three-Fold Binding of the Heart.

I AM SCRIBING THESE ONTO EXPLOSIVE RUNES SO THE POOR FUCK WHO HAS TO READ THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT KILLING HIMSELF

>>2673976

You want to know the worst thing about that last post?

I really can do it for that long. Shit's frustrating.

>>2673980
oh, sure, if you can get one to listen for that long. Most of them go "Pretty woman! She must be evil!" and start stabbing.

Generally when I find a group that does that, I find someone like Belldandy, give her something to boos ttheir appearance, and send her at them to watch the lulz.

>>2673978

A minor inconvenience. I manage to cope just fine with Princess Magnificent with Lips of Coral and Robes of Blackfeathers doing my bidding.

>>2673986
>>2673976
>>2673942
This is devolving into RP sex, regardless DO FUCKING WANT.

>>2673999
I assure you I can handle it. If not, there are always the Dragon-Blooded.

>>2674014
Oh, sure, if you want a dragon-blood I'm all over that. ANy particular aspect?

Well, gotta go, dinner, shower, and D&D await.

>>2673999

Don't worry, I'll train ever harder for you~

>>2674020
Hmm... Infernal?

>>2674010
Oh, man... watch out for all that fail... I've heard if you gather way too much of it in one place it begins to disintegrate.
Did you install... pffff... did you install FAIL-SAFE MECHANISMS as a precaution? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>2674030
ILU AUTO-KUN

>>2673572

I felt bile creep into my throat and stay there.

For ten minutes. And then it slowly burned it's way back down my esophagus.

>>2673586
>>2673706

This saved me. Thank you Anon, for making me chuckle.

>>2673732
>>2673728
>>2673722

AND A COPY PASTA ALREADY, OH GOD WHY!?!??!!

>>2674037
PFAAAAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE!
>>2674036
It'll take some work, but sure!
>>2674030
Oh, yes, like he's going to enter the UNDERWORLD.

you know, the Underworld? Where all the other primordials that HE HELPED KILL plot?

>>2674037

Eh, you know it's only a matter of time before Gem spontanously selfdestructs, creating the largest Shadowland in the entire South.
By the way, how did you come up with the idea for invading the *one* place in creation where your neighbours have intact stockpiles of First Age weapons?

>>2674045
Autochthon burn and destroy all of creation. Make greatest work of art out of ash and glass. Kill everyone.

...ILU 2, anonymous.

>>2674082
You fool, can't you see the brilliance of it!
In one shot, one INGENIOUS shot, I've made myself a foothold, strengthened my forces (they grow by the day), made everything ready to TAKE all that First Age Artifice away from them, and, above all, shown everyone MY UNMATCHED MIGHT!!!

>>2674099
Until a bunch of Solars come from that city WITH all that first age artifice and burn you with the Sun's light.
>>2674083
GO BACK TO BED AUTOCHTHON

>>2674110
Not if I take it first!

>>2674083
FOR THE MAKER-d'awwwww

>>2674099
>>2674110
Oh Hey guys What's up?

>>2674125
Sounds desperate to me, my Lady. Don't you think?

>>2674125
yeah, how's that been going again?

FOR THE MAKER

>>2674134
Oh, hey. you got that report I asked you for?
>>2674137
He's been desperate since he came into existance.

>>2674134
Why, hello there, girlfriend.

>>2674148
....
OH! *Switches to Mask of Winters mode* Hey, honey, i'm doing well. What are you doing all the way out here?

Dear Creation,

Pineapple Bucket Tugboat Hat.

Signed, The Fair Folk.

>>2674099

All you've done so far is show the living that the Underworld is a credible threat them. The 7th Legion is watching you carefully now, making the Lover's gambit with Hateful Devourer of Love go unnoticed by the Senior Staff, and all the more likely to succeed.

>>2674163
Dear Fairfolk,
How did you know it was our birthday? Thanks for the heartfelt sentiments, and please don't lead any more brutal, potentially world-ending incursions into us anymore.

Love,
Creation

>>2674163

GOD DAMN FAIR FOLK.

STOP SHAPING MY GOD DAMN LAWN.

KNOCK THAT OFF, KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>2674132
>>2674142
.... proceed.

>>2674161
Just about to retire to my quarters. You will follow, yes?
>>2674144
I WILL rule Creation one day, wench! It has been prophecised! Away with you!
Green Lady, follow!
*travels without distance to Juggernaut's intestinal tract*

>>2674182
Outworld Forsaking Stance?

>>2674148
WHAT?! Girlfriend? Green Lady, explain yourself!
>>2674163
Dear Fair Folk:
Death Murder Flame Pain.
Signed, The Deathlords.

>>2674189
Hehe~ You have such a libido, you horny dead bastard. Cooomeing~ *TO THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH*

>>2674193
Dear Deathlords,

I'M COMING FOR YA, BITCH. SOON AS I CLEAR ALL THESE GODDDAMNED NON-EUCLIDIAN BUSHES.

Signed,
Crotchety Exalt

>>2674189
You do know that we're dead, right? Prophecies don't affect us anymore.

>>2674181
>>2674182
YOUR LAWN IS BORING. IT'S GONNA BE BUTTERFLIES THAT TASTE LIKE TEARS AND SOUND LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A HOLE.

>>2674193
*twitches over to lover mode* Shhh, i'm just getting plans outta him. no problem. It's only you i'm loyal to.

>>2674209

I'M DEAD-FUCKING-SERIOUS YOU FRUITY BASTARD, I'M GONNA BUST OUT THE FUCKING RAID IF YOU DON'T SCATTER!

>>2674214
oh, right. You'd better have one hell of a report when you get back. also, I may be whoring you out to a deathknight, sorry.

>>2674221
NEXT TIME, GADGET

WE'RE BRINGING OUR FRIENDS NEXT TIME

>>2673323

THE FUCK DID I READ?

>>2674223
Gotta love a regent who rules with sex. Got any fairfolk? I hear it's hard to get bored with them.

>>2674223
No problem, you'll let me use my belt on him or her, right? *bites lip*

>>2674184
We're strip-mining the South of creation for you as we speak!...

Don't be sad Auto-kun!

>>2674240
They're remarkably canny. I should have one within the next three weeks, though.
>>2674244
You'll have to ask him, but I think the answer's yes. And if he says no...well, I can make the answer yes if you're a good girl.

FRONT page!

Why won't this thread die?!?

>>2674267
I admit I'm willing to join up with Lover Clad for the women. She also seems to be the outright winner in the "I'm /tg/'s Deathlord" contest.

>>2674250
Yes~ Excellent. Soon all of Creation will be Autochthon's. Spires of glass, the beauty will extend unto infinity.

...Autochthon is really sleepy for some reason.

>>2674267
Hello, ladies.

>>2674303
I thought Eye and Seven Despairs was a very nice representation of the average Neckbeard, actually.

OP's post had me staring in horror at the screen so long the netcafe owners came owner to see wtf was going on. Their reaction duplicated mine.

>>2674267
Yay! *skips off to the juggernaut for "information gathering"*

>>2674311
Goodnight!

And just WHAT. THE. FUCK. Is going on in here!

>>2674312
I-I-I-I-
*blush*

>>2674342
Well, I'm off to screw some goats. See ya tomorrow.
*hands a rose to the lover and runs off into the woods*

>>2674312
>>2674362
GOATWOLF
GOATWOLF
GOATWOLF
GOATWOLF
GOATWOLF

>>2674362
damn that man! When will he realize I'm the only one that can truly satisfy him?

>>2674312
HAHAHAHA! Reliving the glory days, old man? I wish you had a mirror, maybe you wouldn't be so brash.

>>2674312
Time Travel is illegal, STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

>>2674367
He's most probably like Cinderella, turns into a prettyboy every night and has to run off because he turns back into the goatwolf after a while.

Tripfags gtfo

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>>2673517
>:V

>>2677534
:V

>>2677539
:V

>>2677589
>:V

>>2677825
:/\

>>2677827
:<

>>2677841
:O

I'm surprised candy wife never turned up in this thread.

I SUMMON THEE DRAWFAGS ! WE NEED HONEY AND CANDY ELF MISTRESS LILINA BE DRAWFAGGED !

Your choice wether it is in exagerated bloominess, or being exploited by evil gnomes candy-makers.