Oh god you merged dorfs with mehreens.

sporeshark HE GOES ON LAND!

>>2758825
Makes you a giant pussy.
And really, you'll never get more than 20-something per wave. And even on your first wave, going from 7 to 20 isn't bad at all. So yes, you're actually a pussy elf, rather than a dorf.

If a squad of Dorf Marines ever fails a Moral check for any reason, they Tantrum instead of falling back. They will count as pinned and must resolve a round of Close Combat against itself (no charge bonus). At the start of each Dorf Marine turn, they must make a further Leadership test. If it is passed, the squad may act normally once more. If failed, they will Tantrum again. This can potentially result in the squad either destroying itself or remaining pinned for the entire game.

Furthermore, if any Dorf Marine squads come within 6" of a Tantruming squad, they must immediately make a Moral test or start Tantruming as well.

Dorf Marine squads in a Tantrum do not count as Scoring units.

>>2758848
"Dorf Marines! Dorf Marines! Come save us from the Chaos!"
"Sorry, cant. We got a party to attend."

My Skaven Warren is going well.

I have a pit full of cats a few z-levels deep, for harvesting.

>>2758890
>>2758874

Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. I need a giant amount of squats so I can put their heads onto space marines.

I smell a new awesome chapter.

>>2758899

Get only a few and make molds for the heads.

>>2758899
You know, a far cheaper and better looking option should spring to mind.

>>2758899

Or Dwarves from fantasy. Duh.

Either way, this sounds awesome and someone needs to do it.

>>2758890
>the whole world will look up and shout "dorf marines, save us"

>>2758934
and I will shout "NAY"

We'll pray no one makes a 'nid in the shape of a rhesus macaque.

Special Strike: BURN THE WORLD....

Fuck the world lever needs to be involved. Only vehicles are wagons. Horrible living creature wagons.

>Does it make me less dorfy?
Yes.

The number of immigrants is directly related to the wealth your fortress produces.

So here's a hint: STOP MAKING EXPENSIVE SHIT WHEN YOU SHOULD BE MAKING BEDROOMS FIRST. Seriously.

Also, have a 20+ bed barracks as backup and sufficient food supplies.

What I can understand is people disabling the Dwarven Economy or at least setting zero rent. I always set zero rent as the market mechanics are just bugged as hell otherwise.

>>2758980
>FTW lever
Could be a simple lever atop a flamer equipped Dread or Tank of some sort (not much of a Marie guy, so i don't know any names)
>wagons
Could purchase 40k bitz, make a wagon out of a chopped down rhino (or a couple of WHFB chariots), and slap some delicious flaming guns on the unholy abomination you've created (counts as Rhino)

Alternately: Chaos Space Dorfs
Tentacle Demons and all.

>>2758934
And I will look down and whisper, "DORF MARINE CANCELS RESCUE: INTERRUPTED BY DRINK."

I'm giddy and excited just thinking about a team of dorf marines.

Every god damn time I make a new fort, I always build the farm and then forget to designate which plants to grow there.

>>2759064
/tg/, my fortress has fallen into tantrum.

My broker has killed off all of the starting 7 except for the wood worker of the group (Said Woodsman has been carrying around an axe that has beheaded like, thirty camels and who knows how many thieves and pedos).

Which should I do? Flood it by removing the indoor well, or by punching through the magma pipe?

>>2759086
The well. Magma would damage your precious fortress.

Fuck it, I'm melting their beardy little asses.

>>2759131
Well, I watned to kill all of them.

Then of course, reclaim the fortress and take everything.

>>2759146

If you use magma, then all the goods will be melted and damaged.

>>2759157
That's why I sealed all areas except for my meeting hall off.

I locked a miner and two growers in a room, safely away, to dig up, avoiding the magma, and reclaim the fortress.

BWAHAHA

And I'm a pyschopath now, as I'm smiling as my dorfs are melted into slag.

Sergeant Olin looked out across the forested battlefield. His trained eyes scanned the area, searching for the slightest bit of movement. The air was still. His squad of men were eager for battle; they gripped their crossbolters tightly.

He heard the noise before he saw the beasts. A primal bellow echoed through the air. He signaled ahead, and his men locked their weapons onto the direction of the unearthly roar. And then the monsters burst forth.

Chaos warped elephants, their tusks reared, charged out of the enclave of vegetation. There were at least three of them, with a countless number of tainted macaques in tow. Blazing hot bolts issued forth from the Olin's squad's guns. They tore into what was left of the flesh of the savage creatures. One of Olin's well aimed shots entered the empty eye socket of the head elephant's face, smashing through the chaos-warped brain of the beast. It yelled in fury as it tumbled down, smashing some rhesus macaques in an explosion of gore. As the bulk of the monkeys arrived closer to the troop, they stashed their crossbolters, and pulled out their chainhammers.

"Aye, ye owe us all a beer after this un', Sarge!" a recruit shouted as his weapon tore through the skull of one of the horrid imps. Olin could barely hear his own thoughts over the whirring of chainweapons around him. It was like a beautiful symphony of gears and gore as their weapons cut into the worthless beings around them. But then something else penetrated his enhanced hearing; something he'd only heard once before.

Olin Cloistercosmos, Sergeant cancels Hold line: Interrupted by Chaos Giant Eagle.

>>2759285

>Chaos Giant Eagle

OHSHIT

The Beer Hammer chapter of the the Adeptus Astartes.

>>2759285

We need drawfaggotry on this.

>>2759285
EH... Wouldn't be, like, powerhammer or something? I never heard of chainhammer.

Wait, scratch that. Chainhammer sounds awesome.
MOAR

>>2758934
>look up
>dwarf

Lol, wut

Squat marine.

>>2759395

That was intentional. Blunt weapon. WITH CHAINEDGES YEAAAAAAH.

I may write some more and draw fag it up tomorrow.

Can anyone tell me how to get a dead corpse out of a cage? My dorfs won't use it for a cage trap because there's a dead dog in it.

lever on a battlebarge with a large compartment filled with slag from forges

no very original OP i made this several days ago

i amslo made this one in case your thinking of stelaing it

>>2759405
Dump the body with t menu or the stocks menu

It can be eaten if you recover it after it's out

>>2759419
>>2759410
Yeah but the problem is neither of those are good at all, except for the photos, which came from elsewhere.

>>2759419
>>2759410
>ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

i dunno obama as a herald of tzneetch is pretty funny

>>2759341
EXTERMINUS NOW!

>>2759395
If it was made with several chains near each other moving in alternative directions...

Quite obviously not a drawfag, but this could be what it looks like.

Has the smashing power of a hammer and the added advantage of taking a circular chunk of flesh out of your victim at the same time.

Would be effective on someones face or the top of their head.

Hahaha, this thread is awesome.