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!l98SWGdMBg 10/09/08(Thu)02:45 No.2768452>>2768328 I didnt think to ride the mice, though I could have probably pulled it off with enough time. Hell, compared to some of the shit weve seen recently, me riding my mice would have been cake. But I digress.
I fashioned a sort of leash/harness out of some string I had lying around, and with some work, got my small fixable skateboard out of its carrying case. I grabbed a spare wheel and the four-sided wrench thing, knealt down on the skateboard, held on with one hand, and did a sort of 'Yah!' motion with the string I was holding in the other.
Holy fuck, do mice run fast. I remember wanting to scream but not being able, it was like riding the fastest rollercoaster knowing my face was literally an inch from the ground. The mouse stopped at the edge of the dresser, and I blew past; hauling ass, and we flew towards the ground in an almost comedic ball of fur, skateboard, and screaming little kid. I landed on the skateboard, busting my face and falling off from momentum, luckily with no real injuries other than my now bleeding nose.
I passed out, but eventually came to on my side, face stuck to the ground from the blood congealing. Grossed me out more than being an actual problem, but again, I was 8.
I touched my nose and cried out, but really, was otherwise fine. I located the skateboard and parts, they were undamaged. I traveled on the skateboard to the edge of my bed, my blankets covering the underside.
When I was probably a foot away, the blankets began moving up, and I saw a sight that haunts my dreams to this day.
There, directly in front of me, was a pink nose that was a large as my entire head, and two glowing yellow eyes that were even larger. And they were staring right at me.
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