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    30 KB Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:04 No.2822928  
    I love Macha? Don't you love Macha?

    Macha art dump pls! or just hilarious 40k art
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:04 No.2822930
    Not your personal nerd porn dump.
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:08 No.2822944
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    >>2822928
    I love Macha
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:08 No.2822948
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:09 No.2822950
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    Half of /tg/ probably doesent even know this story
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:10 No.2822956
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    >>2822950
    The best.

    Oh chink, I miss you so
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:12 No.2822965
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    I approve this threads
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:12 No.2822969
    >>2822950
    Nobody cares anymore.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:14 No.2822973
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    >>2822950
    I'm curious...
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:14 No.2822975
    >>2822956
    more than ever, really. the way things are now...
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:16 No.2822983
    Two questions:
    1_ Why is Macha so sexy?
    2_ Who will be the Farseer in Dawn of War II?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:16 No.2822984
    >>2822939

    I DEMAND the tyranid followup comic to this.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:17 No.2822986
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    >>2822983
    1. I have no idea. Maybe the whole CAN NOT HAVE thing.
    2. No idea.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:18 No.2822993
    Ignorant as I am, and as ashamed as I feel...

    Sauce ploz
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:19 No.2822997
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:20 No.2823000
    >>28229832_ Who will be the Farseer in Dawn of War II?

    some old guy, new model
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:22 No.2823012
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    >>2822944
    >>2822950
    Macha Xmas piqued my interest
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:23 No.2823019
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    Delicious Macha
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:24 No.2823030
    >>2822986

    delicious macha booty
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:28 No.2823052
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:28 No.2823057
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    >> Amazing 10/17/08(Fri)14:30 No.2823066
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    Not enough Bored Company.
    >> Amazing 10/17/08(Fri)14:30 No.2823068
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    >>2823066
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:31 No.2823075
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:33 No.2823082
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    SLAANESHI HIJACK
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:33 No.2823083
    Macha, Macha, Macha. Don't you know Slaanesh would GLADLY help you with your little problem? And all it would cost is your soul...is that REALLY too much to pay to stop being eternally frustrated?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:33 No.2823086
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    >>2823066

    that is terrible why am i lolling
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:33 No.2823089
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:35 No.2823100
    >>2823082
    garish.
    >> Amazing 10/17/08(Fri)14:38 No.2823111
    >>2823086

    I have no earthly idea. It has no right to be as funny as it is.

    Yet here we are.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:38 No.2823115
    >>2823086power hugs

    moar like this plz
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:38 No.2823116
    >>2823086
    This must be the Hell that Commissars fear they'll go to if they don't stamp out enough heresy.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:39 No.2823119
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:39 No.2823120
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    Wryyy?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:40 No.2823125
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:41 No.2823128
    >>2823119

    she got sum perky nipples
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:41 No.2823132
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    >>2823116
    This is one of the nine levels of commissar hell. Being forced to serve in a kreig regiment forever.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:44 No.2823142
    >>2823132
    Better that than...*shudder*...HUGS.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:45 No.2823144
    >>2823132

    his poor hat...
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:46 No.2823147
    >>2823128
    all that adrenaline does that to a person.

    DO ELDAR EVEN HAVE ADRENAL GLANDS?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:46 No.2823152
    >>2823132one of the nine levels of commissar hell

    "j..join forces?" the commissar was almost too stunned to respond.
    an elegant bejeweled finger reached around and paused over the human's quivering lips.
    "that's heres-"
    the Commissar's voice was cut short when he realized his pants had been undone, crumpled neatly around his ankles. Faster than the speed of his thoughts, he felt his campaign hardened buttocks part to a xenos
    intrusion.

    He screamed silently in his mind, the gates to his
    fortress had been so easily breached. The purity of his humanity had been intruded upon.

    Elegant hands gripped his bare waist tightly, those long beautiful fingers held his pauty frame agrip
    tighter than any ogryn, yet as gentle as a summer breeze. The Eldritch Xenos struck with the wicked force of their kind, fast and hard, an
    unwavering assault upon his weakest points.


    "Heresy?" cooed a too-calm voice from behind

    Hisdeepest recess were filled with the foul taint of the alien, salty tears wept in the Emperor's named rolled down the old soldier's weathered cheeks. The assault was rhythmically increasing in tempo, approaching a climatic crescendo of intensity.


    Suddenly, as swift as a graceful waterbird over a calm pool of water, the commissar felt the alien presence gone, but only for a moment. A movement too fast for the human eye to follow.

    He saw before him the elegant member of the alien. It's perfect form embodying the grace and power of a far ancient people, beyond anything
    of human achievement, the commissar felt truly a child before this eldritch horror.

    The xenos's lips curled slightly in the corner, an elegant grin as if from a long time friend, yet as distant as a newborn star.

    sweet honey dew poured fourth upon the Commissar's hat, dripping down his face and into his agape mouth.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:46 No.2823153
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    >>2823119
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:47 No.2823155
    >>2823147
    Yes. Yes they do.

    They just have no body fat. So all breasts are merely storage units for more adrenalin.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:49 No.2823164
    >>2823147

    Not sure, but I want the new eldar codex to include all female Eldar with hard nipples, even on their armor

    Their armor HAS to flow around their bodies perfectly, so leave room for their nipples
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:49 No.2823167
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    isn't it sad?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:50 No.2823175
    >>2823164

    By that logic, they should have camel toe armor as well
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:50 No.2823176
    >>2823164
    Eldar females in latex?

    ...FUND IT.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:51 No.2823183
    >>2823132

    Is that guardsman executing that commissar for ordering a retreat?

    ... oh the delicious irony.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:52 No.2823187
    >>2822944
    I accidentally the whole chimney!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:52 No.2823191
    >>2823155

    WRONG WRONG WRONG

    ELDAR BREASTS ARE FOR STORING EXTRA BRAINS.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:53 No.2823193
    >>2823128
    >>2823164
    >>2823175
    >>2823176


    Do you have any idea what you're doing to my mind?

    I've reached levels of sexual fantasy I've never thought possible
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:54 No.2823198
    >>2823183
    Yes he is. krieg regiments are the only Imperial guard army where the role between Commissar and guardsmen are completely reversed. Krieg Commissars are meant to actually keep their men from advancing since the death korps are that fanatical. and they rutinely kill their commissars for the kinds of things commissars would kill guardsmen for.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:54 No.2823200
    >>2823191
    then why do they die when you shoot them in the head?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:55 No.2823205
    >>2823193
    You just wait till we get to Orks.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:56 No.2823211
    >>2823152He screamed silently in his mind, the gates to his fortress had been so easily breached. The purity of his humanity had been intruded upon.


    MOAR
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:56 No.2823216
    >>2823198

    Damn, that's pretty GAR. What book did you get that from?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:57 No.2823221
    Give Macha breast implants
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:58 No.2823225
    >>2823191
    No, they're for storing EXTRA HERESY.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:58 No.2823227
    >>2823216
    I've heard it mentioned on /tg/ before. It comes from a codex I think.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:58 No.2823228
    >>2823221

    Give her butt implants
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)14:59 No.2823236
    Macha in skin tight latex....

    <3

    FUND THIS
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:01 No.2823247
    >>2823236
    Where are our drawfriends when we need them???
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:02 No.2823255
    >>2823211
    Just browse /tg/. This guy is posting Eldar-rape wherever he feels like it.
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    >>2823221
    >>2823228
    >>2823236

    All three combined, and it's true. She needs help
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:04 No.2823276
    gaaaaaaay
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:05 No.2823279
    Let's give Macha what she needs! I'll start the donation machine
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:07 No.2823290
    >>2822939
    That would be funnier, if the Eversor was an Ork instead.
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:09 No.2823304
    Has there yet been an image of Taldeer and Macha smothering each other with their boobs?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:09 No.2823307
    >>2823198
    Umm... I always viewed the Krieg Commissars as the ultimate stone-cold bastard, coming from a regiment filled with stone-cold bastards.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:11 No.2823319
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    Dpeaking of adrenaline...
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:12 No.2823338
    >>2823319
    Man, those are some low tits.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:13 No.2823345
    >>2823307
    Nope, they're like any other commissar. It's just that the DKoK are that badass. When their planet rebelled they nuked it into a toxic wasteland. The DKoK have a level of fanaticism that would put most of the inquisition, the ecclesiarcy, and a few marine chapters to shame. I'm not kidding, they really are that batshit insane.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:15 No.2823360
    >>2823319
    That's just the bottom part of the cup. She's so pale that the breast flesh blends in with the wall.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:15 No.2823361
    >>2823068
    source on the original song...if there is one the lyrics are intruiging...
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:15 No.2823369
    >>2823319
    >>2823338

    Nippldar
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:16 No.2823373
    >>2823307Umm... I always viewed the Krieg Commissars as the ultimate stone-cold bastard, coming from a regiment filled with stone-cold bastards.

    I imagine them to be very very lazy, because they don't need to do their job, 'cause kriegers don't ever retreat anyways

    so when the battle begins the commissar would do some yelling, some waving, some pointing

    Then he'd go eat a sandwich
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:17 No.2823383
    >>2823361

    Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
    >> DrawAnon 10/17/08(Fri)15:17 No.2823384
    >>2823361
    Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:17 No.2823385
    >>2823360
    ...Whaddaya know.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:19 No.2823399
    >>2823369
    Eldar don't have nipples. They also don't have vagoos either. They just psychically form their babies out of wraithbone. No sex. No fun. They're a race of dull, pitiful, cannon-sues. Although thankfully, nowhere near as bad as those Spess Mahreens and their 'brother love'... Every chapter is a chapter of gay men... big chested and full of love for his brethren.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:21 No.2823410
    >>2823399
    Source? Because I've never heard this idea before, and I'd love to see you back it up.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:23 No.2823424
    >>2823399Every chapter is a chapter of gay men... big chested and full of love for his brethren.

    do you know why veteran sgt's don't wear helmets?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:25 No.2823436
    >>2823410

    hes shitting out of his mouth
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:28 No.2823447
    >>2823399
    The Porn God him/herself came from this race's hedonism. So they must know how to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:28 No.2823452
    >>2823410
    Yeah, don't...don't look at him.
    Don't elfdar do this thing where a pregnancy lasts like 300 years or something and involves the male fucking the female during certain stages in order to provide more genetic material to develop the fetus or something?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:36 No.2823484
    >>2823447

    You damn right, hell I just wish Slaanesh would say "Ah screw the Emperor's Children" and offer both the Eldar AND the Dark Eldar a chance of being a god/goddess that takes care of them and provides them with Daemonettes to satisfy their every pleasure and when they die become Daemonette/Eldar hybrids and come back to spread the love
    Course only the Dark Eldar would seize the offer, followed by Macha
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:38 No.2823492
    >>2823484

    Hmmm... orly?

    Rough draft this idea is... but it shows potential for an alternate reality
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:38 No.2823495
    >>2823410
    Yeah, don't...don't look at him.
    Don't elfdar do this thing where a pregnancy lasts like 300 years or something and involves the male fucking the female during certain stages in order to provide more genetic material to develop the fetus or something?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:38 No.2823496
    >>2823484
    Are you kidding? Macha would be at the head of the line.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:38 No.2823501
    >>2823410
    Just read any Spess Mahreens fluff. A thousand genetically altered men. None of the alterations affect their manhood, which means it doesn't get any bigger than normal human size. They all refer to themselves as Brother. There's no women Space Marines, and no females working in any chapter as attachment staff. All guys, all the time. As far as characters go, Marneus Calgar... the Fister. What's his name with T 6, because you need it when you take it up the ass everyday by The Fist.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:40 No.2823503
    >>2823496

    Yeah you're right, what was I thinking

    Macha would f*cking pre-order this shit, limited edition
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:40 No.2823507
    >>2823503

    amazon.com
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:41 No.2823512
    >>2823501
    Huh?

    Space Marines are Eldar now? Because >>2823399 was claiming Eldar don't have nipples or vaginas.

    Or did you purposely ignore the entire first half of his post?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:43 No.2823527
    >>2823512
    I was the original poster... lol
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/17/08(Fri)15:43 No.2823529
    Wasn't there drawfagotry of Daemonette Macha?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:44 No.2823537
    >>2823529

    Not sure my Lord
    >> Beregor, Great Wolf-in-Exile of the 13th company 10/17/08(Fri)15:46 No.2823542
    artfag needed. draw me up a picture of someone from the crimson fists showing us how his chapter REALLY got that name
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:46 No.2823543
    >>2822939
    I love the fans blowing on the Grey Knight.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:47 No.2823550
    Macha and the Emperor must be intertwined somehow

    Perhaps when Macha has sex with the Emperor's decaying corpse, the Emperor will be revived, Macha will get laid by a corpse AND a living person in a row


    And the universe will never be the same
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:47 No.2823555
    >>2823543
    1 Fan, 1 Spotlight
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:48 No.2823559
    >>2823550

    Macha, Virgin til EMPRAH
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/17/08(Fri)15:49 No.2823565
    >>2823550
    Eldrad promised me Macha in terms of an alliance, and that I would be the only man for her... Then he showed Horus the gods of Chaos.....

    What a dick...
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:51 No.2823575
    >>2823565
    You probably would have had to wear her like a condom..
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:51 No.2823578
    >>2823550

    It... makes sense. Macha is fated to undergo eternal virginity until she makes love to the greatest BADASS ever


    In which, the hotness and utter deliciousness of Macha makes the corpse-god whole once more

    Only Macha can revive the Emperor


    But since she'll never get laid, never gunna happen
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/17/08(Fri)15:53 No.2823589
    >>2823575
    Shes not THAT tiny compared to me.... Eldar about the height of humans right? its been a couple thousand Milena since I've seen em
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:53 No.2823593
    >>2823550
    >>2823559
    >>2823565
    >>2823575
    >>2823578

    Macha's forgotten destiny...


    DAMN IT, which one of you fucks broke in the Black Library and put out this forbidden knowledge?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:54 No.2823594
    >>2823589
    I think you forgot how BIG you are... you know down there
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:56 No.2823604
    Macha was supposed to be the eternal bride of the Emperor

    But Eldrad had plans
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    What a dick
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:57 No.2823608
    >>2823593

    Ahriman's at it again....
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/17/08(Fri)15:57 No.2823616
    >>2823594
    I'm only like 12 feet tall, don't overinflated me too much... You might make the Soroitas second guess the orgy...
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)15:57 No.2823618
    >>2823604
    Elrad saw the future saw how fucking huge the Emperor's cock was and started crying He decided to ruin the Emperor's plans cause he felt so tiny compared to the Emperor's mighty scepter
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)16:00 No.2823627
    No wonder Macha will never get laid, it's because she's FATED to have sex with only the EMPEROR!!!!

    But some ELDICK fucked up the timesteam , so poor Tzeentch is constantly required to keep Macha's virginity intact because if anyone else had sex with Macha, the universe and warp would implode on one another


    AKA, ROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)16:01 No.2823632
    Good lord, why is this new Macha destiny thing making so much sense?
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/17/08(Fri)16:01 No.2823640
    >>2823632
    Cause its not new, this was how it always was
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)16:02 No.2823645
    >>2823627
    So who's got dibs on Elrad's soul? I mean Slannesh got first dibs on Eldar souls but Elrad's Dickery and Just as planned makes me think he might be more up for grabs
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)16:03 No.2823651
    >>2823640

    YES! The missing link!
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/17/08(Fri)16:06 No.2823664
    >>2823645
    just as planned
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:10 No.2824039
    >>2823618


    Eldrad, was at first on good terms with the Emperor and wasn't Eldick

    He even was going to offer his unborn daughter to him, for only the Emperor in all his awesome could be worthy of a delicious and beautiful Eldar such as Macha


    But the Emperor was TOO awesome, and Eldrad saw the massive third leg of the Emperor, and became envious, which grew into desperation, which grew into depression

    Which grew into dickery

    And thus... things that should have been were changed, and the Emperor became a comatose corpse-god, with Macha never ever truly learning about what she was destined for...
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    >>2824039

    It is written, that only Macha can revive the Emperor
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:18 No.2824077
    Macha never getting laid because her first is destined to be the EMPRAH...


    *awesplode*
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:19 No.2824085
    >>2823645

    it was supposedly fragmented after stopping a Talisman of Vaul from leaving the eye of terror. good chunk got eaten by the Talisman and bits that survived were supposedly collected by eldar in many soulstones for use as support/advice.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:21 No.2824089
    We need a professional writefag to detail the forgotten lore of Macha's True Destiny
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:22 No.2824094
    >>2824085
    Original fluff from the Eye of Terror campaign, had Slaanesh waiting for Eldrad. And promptly took his soul. Phil fucking retconned it, and changed Eldrad's fluff to be 'all but only a handful of his soulstones went dim'. Eldrad's fucking dead. D-E-D dead.

    Seriously, the only reason he's in the new Eldar codex, is because Elfdar fags cried and whined, and Phil has a serious hard-on for his little panzees and didn't feel like being creative by making a new 'farseer' special character.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:24 No.2824104
    >>2824094


    Well I have a hard-on for his daughter


    But she's only destined to be with the EMPRAH T_T
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:28 No.2824131
    >>2822986
    >>2823019

    Only the Emperor can satisfy a woman such as this


    And only does Macha deserve to be fucked by the Emprah


    The two are one
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:32 No.2824159
    >macha and the emperor?

    wat
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:38 No.2824183
    I thought this thread was going to end up as another routine Macha art dump...


    but good lord, Macha and the Emperor?


    This requires the skills of both drawfag AND writefag
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:42 No.2824197
    GOD DAMN IT!!!! NO!!!


    NOT THIS HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!


    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:43 No.2824203
    >>2824197

    You just can't handle the explosive thought of a woman like Macha being pleasured by a man like the Emperor
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:56 No.2824260
    bump for great justice
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:58 No.2824267
    Rippage.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)17:59 No.2824275
    Macha? Lord Solar MACHArius?

    Coincidence? Epic dickery? Just as planned?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:00 No.2824278
    I think Macha's adopted
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/17/08(Fri)18:02 No.2824292
    >>2824278
    Macha took after her mother, another reason Eldrad is so protective of her.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:04 No.2824299
    MACHA IS THE CHOSEN ONE
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:07 No.2824308
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    >>2824292

    Eldrad didn't want her daughter to be ripped to shreds by the Emperor's massive PENISH
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:08 No.2824313
    LIGHT THE DRAWFAG SIGNAL!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:08 No.2824316
    I get back from a long day of courses and I see this thread


    W
    T
    F
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:09 No.2824321
    Me too man


    Can't believe we now know what really happened with the Emperor
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:10 No.2824324
    DRAWFAG POST
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:12 No.2824336
    So she will remain virgin through Dawn of War II as well?
    Poor Macha...
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/17/08(Fri)18:13 No.2824340
    >>2824336
    Uthwe again, not Beil'tan
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:15 No.2824350
    >>2824336

    Not until Eldrad decides to stop being a dick and arrange for her to finally be with the man she was destined to be with all this time


    What a dick
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/17/08(Fri)18:15 No.2824353
    >>2824340
    Though the farseer has red hair and I THINK markings on her face
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:21 No.2824374
    does anyone have that comic of Loli D waking up the EMPRAH?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:33 No.2824421
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    >>2824374
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:38 No.2824442
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:44 No.2824469
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    Bumping because we really do need a draw/writefriend to see this.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:44 No.2824472
    >>2824456
    So would she be purged by him? I mean she woke up the one who hates chaos so much...
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:47 No.2824483
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    Macha is here!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:48 No.2824486
    >>2824472

    He'd purge her.

    WITH LOVE
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:49 No.2824490
    >>2824483
    no stripes, just a hot redhead
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:49 No.2824491
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    >>2824472
    I don't think she's the one who has to worry.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:52 No.2824507
    >>2824469
    Drawfags are constantly watching. They're like the samus of /tg/
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:54 No.2824515
    >>2823360
    Even so...unless she's wearing Slaanesh's Original Push-up Bra (which would be a serious artifact, mind you! The first, most awesome push-up bra *ever*) they're still to low.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:56 No.2824520
    >>2824430
    How could one purge such cuteness?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)18:58 No.2824530
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    >>2824472
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:04 No.2824554
    aaah ragathol's a champ. Glad he's still around.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:06 No.2824563
    >>2824483

    Don't worry baby, we'll get you hooked up with your lovely corpse of a groom
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:09 No.2824581
    >>2824430
    >>2824442
    >>2824446
    >>2824456

    Awesome, but it's Macha's destiny
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:14 No.2824611
    >>2824469

    Heeeeeeee...

    Macha is SO oblivious of the pleasuring she deserves by the most awesome of awesomes
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:38 No.2824751
    >>2822928
    OP here...
    Whoa the threads have evolved so much.

    If Macha is made for the emprah does loving her counted as HERESY? Heresy to the max power?
    >> Joker 10/17/08(Fri)19:39 No.2824752
    When I get a girlfriend, I'm going to dye her hair red and cut scars into her cheek
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:41 No.2824766
    >>2824752
    What do you mean "When", fatboy?

    Enjoy your tiny anime figurines.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:43 No.2824775
    >>2824766
    >Joker


    WHY SO SERIOUS?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:43 No.2824777
    >>2824766
    You forgot the 'abduction' option.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:43 No.2824778
    >>2824751

    If you DON'T love the Emperor, then it's heresy


    And as the future wife, Macha should be loved as well
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:43 No.2824779
    >>2824775
    Because it's fun to pretend.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:44 No.2824785
    >>2824766

    How do you know he's a fatboy?

    And what kind of fatboy actually says

    >cut scars into her cheek

    I'm disturbed now
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:46 No.2824791
    >>2824778

    d'awwwwwwwwwwwwww
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:49 No.2824800
    >>2824751

    I'm guilty of heresy....

    that's over NINE THOUSANNNNNNNNNND
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:50 No.2824805
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    DELICIOUS MACHA YOU MUST NOT HIT IT
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:51 No.2824807
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    >>2824766

    Why so serious?
    >> Grey Knight 10/17/08(Fri)19:53 No.2824817
    >>2824778
    So not loving macha IS heresy? But but... she is a Xenos witch! ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:55 No.2824831
    >>2824807
    That would actually work a little better if they hadn't gender-bent the Joker, imo. 'Course, then it'd have to be done with some finesse and class, which would be nigh-on impossible.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)19:55 No.2824833
    >>2824817
    She's the xenos witch-bride of the GODDAMN EMPEROR, you HERETIC!
    >> Brownie 10/17/08(Fri)20:01 No.2824858
    >>2824807
    Why not use Harley Quin--

    OMG

    If I ever do an Eldar army, Harley Quinn will be my Harlequin.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:05 No.2824874
    What does the "wry?" thing coming from the skull dude mean?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:05 No.2824875
    >>2824817
    Capture her alive... if her escorts refuse to let her go... you know what to do
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:06 No.2824879
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    This thread began to show awesome at the first mention of Macha being the Unknown Destined Lover of the Emperor
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:07 No.2824884
    >>2824833
    >xenos witch-bride of the GODDAMN EMPEROR

    FUND THE WEDDING
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:11 No.2824903
    >>2824874

    It means WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:11 No.2824906
    >>2824903
    no it means WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:12 No.2824913
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    >>2824858
    Fielding Macha with her, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:12 No.2824916
    >>2824906
    >>2824903

    no WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRY
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:13 No.2824918
    >>2824879

    >This thread began to show awesome at the first mention of Macha being the Unknown Destined Lover of the Emperor

    Uh...it's a pretty recent development, but this actually isn't the first thread that suggests Macha and the Emperor fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:13 No.2824920
    >>2824913

    Someone with greater skill than me edit this
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:15 No.2824932
    >>2824918

    It's probably been mentioned, but that's it: How about Macha just fucks the Emperor?


    This time, there's an actual backstory, which gives an explanation as to the real reason why Macha is still a virgin and will never get laid

    Plus a potential origin for the dickery of Eldick
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:17 No.2824943
    >>2824916
    >>2824906
    >>2824903


    wry
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:17 No.2824949
    >>2824906
    OK, what does that mean?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:18 No.2824952
    WHERE'S THE GODDAMN DRAWFAGS
    >> deleted 10/17/08(Fri)20:18 No.2824954
    >>2824807
    This is a mind Fuck, but would actually make for some interesting stories about Batman and Joker being in love, but still holding to their black and white beliefs...without all the faggotry of course.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:19 No.2824959
    >>2824949

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=WRYYYYYY

    Too lazy to explain
    >> Brownie 10/17/08(Fri)20:20 No.2824964
    >>2824913
    I actually kind of want to do an Eldar army now or, at least, just those two. In that pose.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:20 No.2824965
    Macha is hotter than Taldeer

    nuff said
    >> deleted 10/17/08(Fri)20:21 No.2824974
    >>2824965
    How about this new Farseer in DOW 2?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:24 No.2824984
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    I detect heresy in this thread!

    YOU SHALL LOVE THE XENOS WITCH BRIDE OF THE EMPEROR
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:25 No.2824987
    >>2824974

    She got a pretty face, yesh


    But Macha got her beat
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:28 No.2825004
    >>2824984

    what if I don't want to?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:31 No.2825016
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    >>2825004
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:35 No.2825033
    [cruise control]PEOPLE, ALRIGHT BEFORE THIS THREAD DESCENDS INTO THE VOID OF 4CHAN, SOMEBODY FUCKING ARCHIVE THIS AWESOME SHIT. ALSO, DRAWFAGS AND WRITEFAGS CRAWL OUT OF YOUR COCOONS AND BE PREPARED TO DO YOUR DUTY AND INVENT A CLEAR AND AWESOME BACKSTORY FOR THIS XENOS WITCH BRIDE AND HER EMPRAH OF AWESOME. FUCK, SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY /TG/ ENDURES.
    NOW FUCKING GET TO WORK OTHERWISE YOU'LL BE PLAYING A ROUSING GAME OF LICK THE CATACHAN BARKING TOAD. YES I FUCKING STOLE THAT FROM THE ANGRY MARINE CODEX, SUCK A DICK FUCKTARD
    THANK YOU AND FUCKING GOOD NIGHT[/cruise control]
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:35 No.2825035
    >>2824959

    "The shriek actually seems to be as old as the human race, if not older, as is evidenced by severely primitive and artistically challenged cave drawings of a stick figure, dressed in animal skins, dropping a prehistoric steamroller on a herd of deer, and then standing atop the stone steamroller and performing an early version of the cry, written WRAAAAAAH."

    wut?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:41 No.2825061
    >>2825033

    On it.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:46 No.2825080
    >>2825033

    I lol'ed
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:46 No.2825082
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    Archived. Breathe easy, and contemplate the next leg of the journey before we begin.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)20:51 No.2825100
    >>2825082

    Awesome, now the legacy of this awesome thread is established.

    We shall rest for the night my comrades, tomorrow we shall continue on our next quest to seek out the drawfags and writefags


    Macha's Destiny must be told. Too long has the Inquisition at the behest of Eldick kept this secret.


    Macha and the Emperor 4ever <3
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)21:06 No.2825176
    >>2825100
    What time does drawfag and writefag usually active?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)21:13 No.2825209
    >>2825176

    I dont even think we have any drawfags left. The trolls keep chasing them off...
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)21:25 No.2825271
    >>2825209
    We're still alive.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)22:46 No.2825714
    Awesome thread... but can the Emperor truely overcome fate to be with Macha? She is fated to never get laid, just as he was to be a cripple on the holy john.

    Also, can someone give me the link to the place where the "eldrad is a dick" stories are?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)23:08 No.2825841
    >>2825714
    But surely love can bloom on the Golden Throne
    >> Kain 10/17/08(Fri)23:12 No.2825865
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    >>2825714

    Allow me to fill in the gaps:

    Fate is actually reversed for the both of themin that statement. They were actually SUPPOSED to end up together, pre-ordained before Macha was even born

    However, Eldrad gazed into the timestream and, through a jealous whim of the Emperor's cosmic manhood, decided to make sure this destined meeting will never take place.

    Orchastrating every move, including Horus's betrayal, Eldrad made sure that the Emperor will never get the chance to end up with what is considered to be the most beautiful woman in all of existence, only such a woman is worthy to be loved and pleasured by a man as awesome as the Emperor

    Perhaps having the entire galaxy turn on itself and his old friend now attached to a life-support system of the most exalted quality was too much...

    But with the amount of dickery that Eldrad acquired in that single moment of envy, he cares not

    *Kain laugh*

    What a dick...

    However, history abhors a paradox...

    While it is delayed considerably, it is inevitable. Macha will remain a virgin until she makes love to the Emperor, and the Emperor will remain in a comatose state until the sheer fapness of Macha revives him back from the brink of destruction


    Hence why Tzeentch is so dead hard on preventing Macha from ever succeeding in getting laid, whereas Eldrad has been consumed by his dickery and enjoying the suffering of others, the Lord of Change knows that with either the death of the Emperor or Macha's virginity lost...

    The warp and material realm would both implode on one another...

    Go forth now, another lesson for another day

    Vae Victus
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)23:18 No.2825904
    >>2825865

    Kain has spoken, we must heed his advice

    And we know he never lies, he may stretch the truth, but he's NEVER ACTUALLY LIED in the games
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)23:19 No.2825906
    >>2825904

    That's true, he's never lied once in the games
    >> Anonymous 10/17/08(Fri)23:39 No.2825999
    >>2825714

    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Eldrad

    Dickery of Eldrad
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)01:00 No.2826416
    >>2825865
    It's beautiful.

    However... It seems like the whole story of 40k is now about people preventing EMPERAH from gettin macha.

    40k grimdark love story ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)01:06 No.2826440
    The Emperor is touching a xenon witch? HERESY
    Calling what the emperor doing is heresy? Double HERESY
    Falling in love with the Emperor's xenon witch bride? EXTRA HERESY

    Seeing THE EMPERAH face when he realize his penor is way too big to fit into macca's vagoo? PRICELESS HERESY

    There is heresy for everything for heresy


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