>Bunnies

>>3290452
>PETER RABBIT
>TANK KILLER

HOW CAN ANYTHING BE THIS AWESOME

>>3290457

I'd fill her frosting tube, if you know what I mean.

>Bunnies

>>3290459

No, I don't.

>>3290459
You mean you'd let her make semen-based frosting out of you? That's just strange.

And considering she squirted most of it all over the rest of the cast, kind of arousing.

>>3290458
THIS

Well, this thread is off to a fine start.

/tg/ is so furry.

Did someone say FURRY?! I think someone said furry.

>>3290482
Dammit Jessica, when are you finally going to do some decent lesbian porn?

Longcat is loooooooooooong.

But seriously though, let's not just turn this into a furry art dump. That would be bad.

>>3290489
>That would be bad.
Would it now? Would it really be so bad, in face of blatant troll threads, animu arguments, and Edward, to have a thread you don't have to look at?

But seriously though, less LL, more B&B.

Any amusing stories or anecdotes? Just what the heck IS B&B like to play, anyway?

>>3290494
Dammit, I really can't argue with that logic. I doubt the mods would agree, though.

Well how about at least keeping it vaguely worksafe?

>>3290495
It's a world of shit for a GM.
Creating an adventure for bunnies is actually pretty damn hard. You really need to think outside of the box.

I think it's like that for the players as well. Especially since a bunny can only count to 4.

It's also rather rewarding, on the other hand.

I firmly recommend not using urban environments. I used a park in a city and well, I really regret that.

We really should make this a chalosan thread.

>>3290506
>a bunny can only count to four
lawl

>>3290495

Surprisingly fun, some of the gambling games and fortune telling stuff is cool. And it is a great game for introducing ladies to rpgs if they're unsure - as it is rather more easy to slip into than the fantasy or science fiction worlds (we all know how much a chance rabbits have versus foxes).

I DM B&B games with my lass and some of her friends now and then and we have a great time.

The lasses themselves upped the fantasy when they started getting all "Mouse Guard" and building a wall around their warren's stomping ground.

>>3290509
No no no no no. Please no. Despite being one of the more accommodating boards on 4chan, I don't think there are enough people on /tg/ who even like Chalo's art. Besides the fact that that would just be begging for some angry mod to come along and banhammer the entire thread and everyone in it for all eternity.

>>3290517
>The lasses themselves upped the fantasy when they started getting all "Mouse Guard" and building a wall around their warren's stomping ground.

FUCK WHAT

>>3290518
Mods, on MY /tg/?

Fuck off!

>>3290495
A squirrel stole a snack or something from a fighty bunny and the bunny smacked the squirrel - apparently the squirrel lost consciousness for 1 hour.

The bunnies decided to drag the comatose squirrel along and use it as an improvised projectile (they flung it from the tail). It was more or less hilarious when a bunny flung the squirrel at whatever came across their path. At some point, it got stuck to a tree and they didn't manage to get it down.

So, uh, they left the comatose squirrel hanging from the tree.

The same party also overtook a badger burrow and attempted to turn it into a communistic bunny republic.

It was a weird campaign, all in all.

>>3290452
>SS Death Bastard Regiment

I think I found the name for my Imperial Guard Army.

>>3290533
How is it possible to make a campaign this awesome out of animals that mostly do nothing but eat, shit and fuck all day?

>>3290521

They wanted to make catapults to fire at the "bad" warren across the river. That was hard to argue against. ("Bunnies don't understand torsion!" "But we must stop Greyfoot before he takes over the entire valley!)

>>3290541
>Bunnies don't understand torsion!

I can't imagine the hilarity of this discussion. Picturing them all as actual rabbits just makes it funnier.

>>3290537

Call one of your Leman Russ' "Wheels of Terror".

Sven Hassel for the win.

IIRC didn't Watership Down feature an oppressive bunny dictatorship warren?

>>3290551
Yes.

>>3290551
Yes it did.
Though Woundwort was almost certainly a hare.

>>3290545

Three of them wear bunny ears. That helps my concentration.

>>3290551
It did. My group's starting warren was like that.
I guess that's why they didn't go back there and instead went to fight the badger dynasty (the badgers controlled the north region of the area).

>>3290560
You're not training them all to become bunnygirls, are you?

Ahahaha, I think this is the best thing I have ever found on /tg/.

>>3290562
Oh, almost forgot, the Nazi warren sent a Commando Jackrabbit Mercenary to catch the refugees. The party paid him double what the nazi-bunnies were offering (it was a delicious plotline to get all those carrots - especially since rabbits can't count to more than 4).

>>3290533

>>RABBITS SUCCESSFULLY DEFEATING MULTIPLE BADGERS

What the fuck?

>>3290567

If only. DMing this campaign is a unique hassle ("You're such a nasty man!" "Listen, hawk plus bunny equals death - sorry!" cue hours of pouting and hurt looks).

>>3290577
Yeah, how exactly would that work? Do they count higher numbers in multiples of four?

>>3290583

You are now imagining a pseudocomputer consisting of hundreds of thousands of geometrically-arranged rabbits operating in base 4.

>>3290583

1, 2, 3, 4, LOTS. LOTS OF CARROTS. DO WANT.

>>3290582
Try telling them if they don't behave, this will happen.

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Surely they can only count to 16 then....unless then they start counting in multiple multiples.... 1 four, 2 four, 3 four, 4 four... 1 four of fours...

>>3290586
Working on the multiples of four system, we have a base-16 computer.

MADE UP OF HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF RABBITS

THAT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF CARROTS TO RUN

Everyone shall fear the bunnies and their military base 4 society!

>>3290579
Ah, well in that warren, there were only two badgers, who had taken the warren over from a bunny colony, so the other badger was dead and the other one was wounded.

As the campaign proceeded, they managed to recruit a blind Great Dane to help them in the Badger Wars (previously the badgers had sent them several ultimatums demanding amends). They helped the Dane to catch a cat that had been pestering him for quite a while.

>>3290583
No, they can't do that. Everything 4+ is just many. They can't comprehend larger numbers. So they used rats. Rats can count to 100.

>>3290590
Well hey, if you insist.

>As the campaign proceeded, they managed to recruit a blind Great Dane to help them in the Badger Wars (previously the badgers had sent them several ultimatums demanding amends). They helped the Dane to catch a cat that had been pestering him for quite a while.

...That...is...awesome...

>>3290599
>They helped the Dane to catch a cat that had been pestering him for quite a while.

See >>3290587 for my immediate thoughts on this. How predictable.

Also FUCK YEAH BUNNIES

>>3290587

Tempting option. They're more likely to viciously dominatrix me, as all women are when they outnumber a guy.

>>3290617
Enjoy it.

>>3290620

Lol, I'll hang on with controlling the reality of a bunch of bunny-girls as they go about their genocidal desires against the other warren.

>>3290638
Are they really that psychotic?

>>3290641
Not the B&B GM, but in my experience, all children are psychotic. I'm a misanthrope, though, so that may cloud my perception.

I've been musing on placing a B&B campaign in Australia.

I mean, it's the perfect Grimdark setting for bunnies:
Lots of rabbits. Everything else is deadly.

>>3290657
That's like B&B: Nightmare Mode.

>>3290641

They just have this great ability to justify their actions to each other and maintain the idea they're being perfectly moral. "Groupthink" done perfect.

>>3290673
Holy shit, I have sudden respect for your players.

GROUPTHINKING BUNNIES

>>3290654
Lord of the Flies may as well have been nonfiction.

I fucking love "The book of revelations" I put a reference to it in my drawfaggotry/writefaggotry once. 1 free request would go to whoever got it.
srsly.

>>3290677

When they're the only warren in the valley. They will write the history. If they could write.

Which system are you using, Bunnygirl GM?

We need more stories from these groupthinking bunnygirls.

>>3290696

GURPS B&B with a lot of stuff from the original just dropped in. Doesn't cause many contradictions I can't just talk over.

>>3290720
Ooh, I did that as well.
We started off with the original, but... shit was old.

>>3290717

There was a great non-session moment where they started talking about their game while they, myself and their various partners and other friends were out drinking. That got weird really quick. Especially when the one who plays a male started talking about breeding with one of the others.

>>3290727

Too true.

>>3290730
God dammit, what is it about rabbits and homosexuality?

See: Taffy.

>>3290730
Stat bonus for mating, right?

I REMEMBER NOW WHY THIS GAME IS SO AWESOME

Holy crap is that written by the _real_ Sven Hassel? Then it's gotta be awesome. Can recommend all of his WW2 books by the way, as inspiration for RP or as simple entertainment!

>>3290740
Because it involves a bunch of women sitting around a table talking about having babies?

>>3290739

It isn't that homosexual … in the bunnyverse at least.

Bunnies=nazis.

Britain?

USA?

USSR?

Japan?

>>3290740

You can't beat that bonus. If you get your full three or four (+) successful matings every spring you become a uberbunny.

>>3290756
>three or four (+)

HOLY FUCKING FUCK

>>3290509

Needs udders, not tits.

>>3290764
They breed like rabbits?

>>3290765
Very no, udders are NOT sexy.

Do we have this game on /rs/?

We need some drawfaggotry of these awesome groupthinking Nazi bunnies.

>>3290775

If two nipples is good then four is obviously better.

>>3290764

And this is one of those regions where the game has many levels.

"I breed with that doe" "ok, successful roll, well done."

or

"I mount the frisky little doe and give her the ride of her life" "well...uh...ok...successful roll...."

>>3290749
I created my bunny world canon, this is kinda how it was laid out:
Bunnies: Nazies; there were also "good" bunny colonies, but they were far off.
Squirrels: Religious nutters (they were collecting food stores for the great apocalypse)
Badgers: Imperialistic Britain
Rats: Super-Industrial Soviets (they all had Russian names)
Jackrabbits: Americans
Moles: Japanese (they sent kamikaze moles that collapsed tunnels killing themselves in the process).

>>3290791

but japs and britons need to be moar aquatic!

Otters?

>>3290783
If any of your players has actually used the latter in a serious context, I have to admit that's just too fucking awesome.

>>3290800

Depends if they've been on the wine. Like all women, they're pretty dirty minded when let loose. One or two games have ended due to things getting too hen night.

>>3290780

Not that fucking hard to look for yourself

>>>/rs/bunnies+%26+burrows

>>3290791
That's surprisingly grimdark. And likeable as such!

>>3290808
Oh wow.

Are talking hen night as in they ordered a male stripper and started snorting cocaine, or they all got drunk and started making out?

>>3290816
ROOTS FOR THE ROOT GOD!
NUTS FOR THE NUT THRONE!

>>3290799
Well, the Badgers were more like the Upper Class Posh people. They had huge bunny slave farms as well, so I guess they had a touch of Southern State slave owner.

The moles were similar to the shogun system of ye olde Japan.

>>3290822

Hen night as in they all started shouting indecent things at me and clawing at my clothes while laughing loudly. There was some making out (nerd girls, tsk) but I was in no position to appreciate it properly as I retreated.

>>3290839
You should set up cameras in the room so that you can record the sheer lunacy of this campaign for all eternity.

And possibly catch them frenching again.

>>3290848

A very tempting option. I am sure at least some of them will be open to it. Though some of my more inglorious moments I’d prefer not captured (example: "while of course the rabbits can use little sticks as tools" …cue hours of being poked by cocktail sticks every time the game goes against the group).

>>3290782
ಠ_ಠ

Ah, /tg/, the only board that can carry on a serious discussion after furry art.

>>3290864
Your players are extremely in-character.

>>3290865
We're hardened.

>>3290868

Also totally not respecting the exalted post of DM.

>>3290865

Dude, it's simple math. More nipples, more better. If you could somehow have an object composed entirely of nipples the only thing better would be a bigger object made of nipples.

>>3290886

I am more of an orifice fan myself.

>>3290886
Where does the penis go?

>>3290886
See, the problem there is that it's difficult to fit four nipples in your mouth at once, so you'd end up spilling it everywhere.

>>3290892
Usually, between Mora's enormous bazookas.

>>3290892

After watching some hentai you will see that the obvious answer is in the nipple.

>>3290894

Lots of tubing and a funnel for the extras. A snack for later.

>>3290904

That is nice and all, but doesn't she have an ass to defile?

>>3290909
So you're suggesting we hook Mora Linda to a milking machine? I like your style.

>>3290913
And THEN some.

Someone should totally draw a graph of this thread's quality. At times were talking about Bunnies & Burrows... at times about nipplefucking (?).

>>3290909

You want to find yourself "Milk Nymphos" on RS

Meanwhile: "Take that for putting my father in a pie, you four-eyed Scottish bastard!" exalted Peter and gave a little rabbity hop for joy

Fuck. Yes.

>>3290920
>So you're suggesting we hook Mora Linda to a milking machine?

She is a cow.

>>3290926
Cannot argue with that logic. Tootsie, get off the damn internet.

>>3290922
Less a case of "quality" and more sheer "WTFness".

>>3290923
HELL YEAH

>>3290922

It would, at least, be some quality nipplefucking.

>>3290931
Four at once, apparently, since more nipples = better?

I'd serve carrots and lettuce for my players if they weren't so damn picky about eating greens.

>>3290940

It is all cocoa and other chocolatey goodness for my players. Sometimes they make me tea.

>>3290940
Try convincing them that it'll help them get in character.

Now I can't stop picturing this table of nerdgirls munching lettuce and discussing breeding, genocide, groupthinking and acting like a bunch of asshats to their GM.

>>3290948

Strangely erotic.

>>3290948
You forgot the bunny-ears!

>>3290944
:3 I wish I could GM worth a shit

"Now, rabbits eat lots of carrots and every child knows that carrots do your eyesight a power of good, so of course Peter did not miss.

Whooomph! Ka-Woooommmbbbb! The AP shell from the Panzerfaust slammed square into the cowling of the Tiger's twin back Mayback HL 700hp engines, sending fuel cascading everywhere!"

>>3290948
>>3290969
We need a drawfag on this, stat

/tg/ - nipplefucking, milking cowgirls, lesbianism, and the awesomest player group ever all in one thread.

>>3290984

>>3290984

The next time we have a game (Jan 12th) I'll get a picture for 4chan.

>>3290994
Don't forget the post-it with the date and "Sup /tg/" text.

>>3291000

I was just wondering about how to genuineise it, thanks for reminding me.

>>3291000
Or you could be original and have them doing something campaign-specific.

Here, take a print-out of this >>3290457 picture and just leave it in one corner where nobody will notice it.

>>3291000
>>3291006
Yes, because we all know how easy it is to get photos of bunny-ear wearing, B&B-playing, female-dominated RP groups.

Now then, back to discussing....

What the fuck WERE we discussing anyway?

>>3291034
IT MIGHT BE A SHOOP OR SOMETHING

>>3291035
Psychotic bunnies that can count to Four and plot world domination

>>3291040
Ah yes. And how to milk a cowgirl.

So, what exactly were these psychobunnies planning after they become THE ONLY WARREN IN THE VALLEY?

>>3291045
I suspect they'll have to stop the squirrelly cultists from successfully bringing about said apocalypse at some point.

Mmm, again, on the subject of mating, I overheard my players planning to abuse the stat boost by making a mixed group and then assfucking for points (normally you need to seduce a female, but since it would be players, no seduction necessary).

I immediately decided to place the campaign out of the breeding season, when bunny-penii are shrunken and impotent.

>>3291062

Until they burrow into the Pfizer factory.

>>3291045
My campaign ended in ROCKS FALL.
Basically, after defeating the Badgers, the players were feeling a bit too arrogant and they attacked the rat nation. Yes, three bunnies versus 10 billion rats.

The rats had an old-school blackpowder bomb they had been hiding for generations and they blew up the entrance to their domain. There was a gas line going below it and the whole park blew up. Humans built a concrete memorial on top of it.

>>3291062

You have turned your players into powergaming sociopaths. Why?

>>3291102
They started off like that.
They had a fat bunny they used as an inventory.

>>3291099
Wow.

>>3291099

I just sneezed blood all over my monitor. It probably isn't related, but it still looks horrific.

>>3291141
Aren't you being a real bundle of joy.

>>3291155

You'll excuse me for being somewhat terse when bodily fluids that aren't supposed to come out are now coming out, and at high velocity to boot.

>>3291141
Prove it.

>>3291177

Great, I'll just take a screenshot.

I take it nobody here has read CatShit One? AKA Apocalypse Meow.


I wonder if that could be made into an RPG using B&B...

>>3291224
Never even heard of it. What is it?

>>3291320

I'd kinda like to play a sewer-rat B&B/mouseguard game.

"M'Lord the lower south tunnels are flooding!"
"Perfect, have my captains redirect their men to each exit: I want Raketail alive!"

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here, but I think I support it.