stand up and find out where I am

>Read note
>Hug Tom
>Remove clothes
>Shlick furiously

Issat all of them?

>>3443432
this

>>3443432

>>3443432
You stand up with some minor difficulty, finding the effort of staying up unnecessarily challenging.
As far as you can tell, you are in the same room as you were before, after successfully, albeit temporarily, evading the aggressive creature. The room, however, seems to be CRITICALLY ALTERED.

Are there walls standing in here? If not, what's beyond where they were? Do we have any idea where the robot went with out box? Have we suffered any effects like our original uncomfortable growth since then? Do we still hear any sounds of battle?

Strike a heroic pose to celebrate your victory over the rape-creature.

Use some debris to make a club.

Attempt to use some of that steel piping into an attractive new hat.

>>3443545
New hats should always be a priority.

>>3443506
Your feeble shout receives no reply.
>>3443511
The walls of the room appear to have been altered among the rest of the room, but any further walls are hidden by the smoke, dust and your slightly blurry vision - that is, if such walls even exist.
You feel quite uncomfortable, but that is to be expected after experiencing the altering of an entire room at point blank range. You can't really hear anything except a constant ringing in your ears.
>>3443513
Your victory-pose fails completely to achieve even the semblance of heroism.

>>3443552
Rip off a bit of our clothes, so it looks a bit like a skirt to also use in our hat.

Find the sergal.

Hug it and make sure it's okay.

If not, reload save.

Fuck fuck fuck another one. If it looks aggressive or like one we already pissed off, run, if not, try to look nonthreatening?

>>3443557
Run in any direction randomly at full speed until we see something interesting.

>>3443557
NO!

Wave Hi and give it a friendly hello, ruby style!

MAKE PEACE BEFORE HOSTILITIES PEOPLE

Attempt to talk with it this time.

>>3443574
We can't! We have like -10 STR and our powpow drill is gone!

>>3443596
I dunno what our pet-get prospects are like, having headbutted one and powerpower drilled another (or even the same?). But at least rapeybutt can try not to piss it off more.

Try to pantomime peace and an end to hostilities. Offer to make amends.

Come on, OP, let it happen...

>>3443617
>Pantomime peace

Yes. Yes yes yes. You know, hold hands up, try to say "Stop! I mean no harm!" with body language.

>>3443634
Bend over and pull down your pants. Its a sign of submission so Im sure the creature will understand what you are trying to say.

>>3443562
You quickly dismiss the idea of using a skirt as a hat and conclude that you must have received quite the shock.
>>3443563
YOU ARE PLAYING HARDCORE, NO SAVES, NO RELOADS, FINAL DESTINATION.
>>3443567
You'd rather not stay to investigate the creature's opinions of yourself.
>>3443568
You discover your running ability to be CRITICALLY LIMITED.

You can hear weak growling through all the ringing.

>>3443634
During the Human/Minbari first contact, the captain of one Minbari cruiser ordered to approach a human destroyer with their gun ports open in a gesture of peace. They interpreted this action as an "open-handed" approach, in the manner of one holding a weapon out at arm's length where it is clearly visible.

The human captain took this as a sign of aggression.

And then there was a war.

Pick up anything that can be used as an improvised weapon.

>>3443661
But.. What?

Oh come on OP. Let's hide for now and then look around for a gift to give as a peace offering later.

>>3443661
Place shoe on head. Turn 360 degrees. Shout "STOP! IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING!"

>>3443686
If the super drill thing doesn't kill it, an improvised weapon won't either.

hide and find it a gift.

>>3443673
Alright.

Making peace somehow is still the best option.

hide.

If it finds us, just say we're sorry and didn't mean any harm, we were just scared, beg for mercy.

Sergal: Find joan, find remains of other sergal, conclude that in order to have killed the other sergal Joan must be a skillful warrior, adopt her into your clan.

>>3443740
>>3443740
Like the Predators/Yautja/whatever?

Fucking awesome.

>>3443686
You grope around, slightly dizzy, until your hand meets something other than large, immovable chunks of concrete or small, ineffective pebbles that would not even kill yourself. It is cold and somewhat hairy. As your eyes gain a little focus, you can see that it's bloodied at both ends, but hardly leaking.
>>3443689
There is no place to hide that you can see from where you stand and you very much doubt that the creature would be pacified with an offering, no matter how grandiose.

Ruby ripoff

>>3443765
OH COME ON.

You said we could get one as a pet!

Wait, we can't run, we can't hide, we can't fight, we can't seek peace?

>>3443765
Okay, so why are sergals attacking anyways?

They're a lawful neutral race, they wouldn't attack without reason. Find one and try to make amends.

Use the object and an improvised weapon or as a handy food source. Begin to look for exit.

This is stupid.

Wave one over, try to make peace, if it kills us then whoop dee doo, we don't have to deal with this thread anymore.

Fuck you, SDF! I was just about to continue my Ranger adventure. ;_;

Oh well, try to eat it.

>>3443765
An offering is our only chance goddammit! Try anyways! Be as meek as possible!

>>3443809
This! It's all we have!

>>3443765
I think he wants us to offer Joan's body to the sergal.

In which this is getting nowhere fast.

>>3443767
And? It uses the same style of Ruby but applies it differently. It's less about mindfuckery than a depressing, sad but slightly humorous adventure because of the sad life of Joan.

Also hide arm.

>>3443787
>lawful
lolno

>>3443767
This man is right.

>>3443831
Yeah, but if they're lawful, we can at least try to make peace and say it was in self defense and because of severe freak-outage and temporary insanity.

>>3443767

Stop being a faggot, Vekter.

>>3443808
Do it in about 2 hours, I don't want to miss the start.

>>3443787
We headbutted one, but it was merciful and left us alive.
We then shot at one, and then caused a large explosion.
That sounds reason enough for them to attack for me.

>>3443823
Would you stop another film being made after the first film because it would be "ripping off" that film?

>>3443835
Again, we can explain that we were only doing this in self defense, and the second one looked pretty damn malicious.

>>3443740
Can we do this?

>>3443846
It could well have been the first one coming back, and we don't know it's actual intentions. It could have been coming to give us some small item but useful item, but we shot at it.

>>3443875
It sure didn't look friendly. Still, we should try to avoid conflicts with future sergals, and if that was the only one that knew we opened hostilities, we can pretty much get off on a clean slate and lie and say we never were hostile and the explosion was an accident.

>>3443901
It was a Sergal. They never look friendly.

But yeah, lying our face off looks like a good option right now.

>>3443901
Yes, it didn't look friendly. Sergals never do, what with the permanent "gonna rape you" grin and all.

>>3443926
>>3443937
Still, yeah, lie, we had nothing to do with it, etc.

Please oh please god find a friendly one to help us through this ordeal...

SRSLY U GUYS GEEZ relocate your twitchy fingers from the submit-button to the refresh button or something.

Contrary to apparent logic, you decide to have a go at pacifying the beast. Noting that the OBVIOUS HUMAN LEG is potentially too heavy for you to use as a weapon, you tell yourself that the creature might prefer to eat it instead of you. You decide that you would not be able to outrun it again anyway.
However, when you turn to face it, the creature looks a bit odd!

>>3443980
Um, okay.

What's up with it's eyes?

And... don't they always look odd?

Just... yeah, skip to next, I don't think we can do anything this round. Just watch and see what happens.

>>3443980
I refresh.
I think the main issue is that with different opinions on what to do next, we end up discussing them amongst ourselves.

And hold the leg out to it.

>>3443980
Stay perfectly still. It's eyes look fucked up. It may be blinded. Joan should not make a single sound.

Also delete some posts guys.

>>3443980
...

It's... It's the one we hit. Look at it's tongue.

It's dizzy.

Hug it and help it regain it's balance, say "My name is Joan and I am quite lost."

>>3444027
Along with "Sorry about that, I was so scared, etc."

My god it survived?

Holy shit. Well, yeah. Help it regain it's balance, explain the situation, say you're sorry but were just acting in self defense.

What was the quote from Alice in Wonderland?

"I seem to have been befell by an awful series of circumstances lately."

Something like that.

Offer to share the human leg.

Ask it if it knows how we both survived the use of a Quantum Power Drill that apparently destroyed our surroundings.

Hug sergal.

Read rubble.

>>3444075
pebbleoscopy, fuck yeah!!

>>3443980
Assume Missionary position.

Is this a male sergal or a female with a rapey tentacle clit?

You offer the leg to the creature. It seems to have trouble with orientation.

If you were an optimist, you might begin to hope that the creature is more interested in the leg than your WARM FLESH, as it would seem - given that you have correctly interpreted the primary target of the beast's attention.

>>3444131
Give it a hug.

That's what it's lumbering towards, Joan. So give it a hug and help it balance.

>>3444131
Also helping it regain balance, apologizing, beg forgiveness, beg for help.

Attack the sergal. Use your teeth, aim at the throat!

It says here that digitigrade legs aren't built for walking upright, so suggest she gives it a good stomping with one of her boots at the 'ankle' joint (actually a heel).

It looks punch-drunk

Hold out the meat and hope that it goes for availability over amount.

>>3444177
>>3444187
No fightan, Joan is not good at fightan. She is good at suddenly growing boobs and fashioning crude hats.

What is wrong with you people?

Kill it with fire!

Actually it looks like she isn't good at ANYTHING.

Her memory's screwed up, and it seems to have affected any skills she might have had.

Not Dying should be her main focus.

The creature is quite likely atleast twice as heavy as you are and definitely a hundred times heavier than you can handle. It falls to the ground but seems content with the leg regardless.

You somehow manage to remember to breathe before you pass out. It's impossible to tell when you last ate, but the HORROR keeps your hunger completely quiet.

So why wasn't this cumdumpster gotten porn yet, faggot?

>>3444233
Figure out which direction is 'away'
go 'away' from the Sergal, far as possible to do safely.

She appears to have a sturdy pair of boots, she's very hungry, and now the beast is on the ground.

Stomp the sergal to death, and eat it.

>>3444279
-10 str. Don't try to eat it. Instead try to rip off a small chunk of the arm for yourself to eat.

>>3444294
If she was going to eat off of it she probably should have done that before it found its way into the maw of a ferocious predator.

>>3444294
I'm actually for holding out for better food. Like, you know, not cannibalistic. Why don't we search for more clues as to what the fuck? "Joan you are t", box-stealing robot...

Let's pet the poor thing. Maybe some affection will win the day...

>>3444309
Joan you are t...he anti-christ?

>>3444309
>>3444338
"Joan, you are the Sergals."
And then Joan was a Grue.

I concur! No cannibals! Hold out for real food...

Be meek and submissive to the Sergal. Maybe if we're pathetic enough, it won't eat or rape us...

>>3444253
As you turn to sneak away with lacking subtlety, you collide with a round, hard and cold obstruction!

>>3444233
Rape it, it'll never see THAT one coming.
It'll be too surprised to attack you, then just stab it in the throat with a sharp rock.

>>3444374
Observe what we have collided into.

>>3444374
Lick it.

>>3444374
Oh no she walked into the box-stealing robot's ass. I just know it.

>>3444374
Then lick it, you ARE hungry after all.

>>3444374

Stagger away?

Attempt to greet any creatures that we haven't already met.

>>3444396
>>3444412
This.

>>3444396

>>3444410
>>3444444
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

Inspect new object! Closely. With our hands, if possible...

>>3444374
Urinate on it to mark your territory.

>>3444444
Lick it inbetween the cheeks

>>3444444
kick it

>>3444444
Bow to it politely, then clearly introduce yourself. Ask it it's name.

>>3444459
this
and then
this
>>3444464

>>3444444
attempt feed it to the monster over there

>>3444444

BITE THAT SHINY METAL ARSE!

>>3444444
4 gods sake I was right. >.<
Okay.. monster, or machine that could be a monster..

Sergal might have been the rapist
Machine took your crap.

Sergal smile promotes suicidal thoughts
Machine smile ...

Seek shelter with your fellow organic.

He doesn't look friendly. Demand information, pursue, see where he goes?

Ask it
"what the hell are YOU smiling at!?"

>>3444469
>>3444476
Ignore these buffoons.

Do this! >>3444466

Doo eet!

>>3444488
Noooooo
do the licking one!

>>3444492
No. Polite behavior and proper manners will win the day... Mark my words.

kill robot
eat monster
fuck self

Have sex with the buttcheek robot

"What's going on?!"

>>3444444

A ROBUTT!

>>3444501
If this doesn't work, then we do this >>3444480

Offer the robot your supple virgin anus in exchange for it defending you against the furry

Idiocy got us raped. Let's not be idiots again or the robutt might reach out and touch us with its STEEL PENIS.

Introduce ourselves to it calmly, see what happens.

>>3444551
>>3444568
robuttmind

>>3444574
Wut? That doesn't make any sense!

>>3444568
You fool! We WANT it to touch us with its STEEL PENIS!

>>3444577
How does it not?

>>3444561
You sure that's a 'virgin' anus? It wasn't specifically mentioned where the creature in the dark violated poor Joan.

>>3444586
The robot doesn't know that.

>>3444582
ಠ_ಠ

>>3444582

>>3444455
You discover the robotic buttocks to be metallic and round.

Your mind is a mess! Panic is clearly hindering your thought process. Your legs are trying to get you up and running while your hands are frozen still and you catch yourself extending your tongue towards the machine rear.

The robot STARES.

>>3444619
Oh god no...

Suck his STEEL PENIS

>>3444619
>dat ass

>>3444619
Plunge your tongue into it's shiny metal anus repeatedly

>>3444630
NOO!

We want THIS! >>3444556

Regain senses and ask monster where it put your box of stuff.

The ROBUTT appears to have long, thin legs. Trip it and then rape it. Even with our -10str tripping it over should be easy.

>>3444466
This this this this!

itt: ruby quest without the railroading

Rape the ROBUTT with your SUPPLE VIRGIN ANUS

>>3444631

>>3444665
I think you mean "Without the quality control". This is what happens when you listen to dumbasses. I'm almost certain that death has been avoided simply by the OP fudging our inevitable doom from some of our fucked up choices thus far.

>>3444688
If only he'd pick the more sensible responses...

Ignore the robot and flee the scene before you get impregnated by his robot babies

>>3444630

>>3444693
I trust the good Sir to pick responses that could at least potentially lead somewhere.

Even if that would happen to be Joan dying from ROBOTIC ASS TO MOUTH

>I think you mean "Without the quality control". This is what happens when you listen to dumbasses.

same thing

Less than ten official, canon images per thread might cause rocks to fall and everyone to die. Let's flood with images guys!

>>3444704
Robotic babies.

Recieve them.

>>3444715
don't be a fagort

I suggest a new thread.

>>3444726
eh, better than the other thing giving her babies

I wish this would result in ROBUTTs giant STEEL PENIS violating poor Joan and smashing through her stomach.

The thing that's disturbed me the most is how wicked awesome he draws the sergal. Normally I dismiss them.

Now I wish we were just playing the sergal. This is what disturbs me.

Well, the robot hasn't doing anything.

I think we should beg the robutt to get us out of here.

Obviously, we are insane.

>>3444748
You...wish to be the little sergal?

I think we should stop bickering and let the man do his work.

>>3444741

Offer sex to the sergal in exchange for defense and friendship. We need to use what we have as currency, here, we're on the barter system.

I LEAVE THIS THREAD FOR FIVE MINUTES

Sergal as an ally, people. Goddamn.

hug Sergal

Tell it to save you from the robot.

Have the SERGAL and ROBUTT DP you.

ALWAYS TRUST FLESH OVER METAL

>>3444771
Yes, then the artist would be more inclined to acquiesce the sexual options

>>3444805
NOT IF THE FLESH WANTS TO RAPE AND/OR EAT YOU

Personally, I'd rather not end each segment with rape or really stupid stuff.

>>3444824
WELL WHAT DO SUPPOSE THE ROBOT WANTS TO DO?
SERVE US TEA AND WAFFLES?

The sergal is meant to be our pet.

The robot is not.

I think the decision is obvious, and the sergal seems like a much more versatile ally to boot.

>>3444586
Given that our vagina was duct-taped closed both before and after the attack, it's safe to assume that our anus is a long way from virgin.

>>3444829
True, START with rape, and get that out of the way.

>>3444837
MAKE SWEET CONSENSUAL LOVE TO US?

>>3444824
DUDE!

The sergal left us ALIVE. It wouldn't kill or eat us as it already had the chance to.

We KNOW that we'll live with the sergal as our companion.

Are the other parts archived somewhere?
I seem to have forgotten what happend.

>>3444856
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!

>>3444862
Actually, no. I don't think it was... Too bad!

>>3444869
Not yet, but they COULD BE.

WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!

>>3444837
WELL MAYBE IF WE'RE POLITE TO IT IT WILL!

>>3444872
Anyone save the images?
And why hasn't SDF posted yet?
Has he become fed up with our constant ramblings?

>>3444887
U GUYZ

>>3444771
>You...wish to be the little sergal?

Don't judge me.

Just bloody get behind the sergal! If that huge shiny robot is a murder machine, then I bet at least the sergal has a better chance than raped, beaten and hungry STR -10 Joan.

If we're lucky Marcus Rubix and Tom Santiago will save the day.

Bamf?

OH LOOK

RUBY QUEST WITHOUT THE CHARM

>>3445396
Ruby Quest minus 90% of the awesome is still more awesome than most threads.

>>3444959
what

>>3445396
It appeals to different tastes. It's a totally different type of adventure but uses the same medium. WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO ACCEPT?

>>3445396
I find this post deliciously ironic. RQ fans always complain about how sagefags stay and complain instead of hiding the thread.