John's reaction to the darkness differs ever so subtly from yours.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Sex John.

we head towards the light

offer John the gun while asking him if he knows how to use it.

Ask him what he sees in the darkness.

>>3474115
Her, excuse me, just woke up

Needs to end in John engaging the robot in a rap battle. Joan, obviously, will be beatboxing.

Ask John why she's looking at us/me/whatever that way.

>>3474091
I still don't forgive you for what you brought upon /tg/.

>>3474134
Yes, yes, now go away. We're trying to play a game.

>>3474126
If its who we think it is go in Hand to hand

Have John punch Gamera!

>>3474097
You have no robe or wizard hat.

>>3474107
You forgot the "y" after the "x" in "sexy".

>>3474108
INDEED YOU DO! You are once more engulfed by the abominable darkness, although the light laughs (figuratively) in your face.
Luckily the light is closer than last time, so you can atleast see a faint glimpse of the outline of your hands.
And John.

John seems to be enjoying herself.

>>3474163
Ask John what's going on.

Tell her you're scaring her.

Ask her if everything's okay.

Hug john, cower behind her a bit.

Was it ever explained why John is sticking around? A sergal has to have better things to do than hang out with ineffectual rapebait.

>>3474163
Joan and John charge the light with the fury of a thousand thunderstorms.

>>3474186
It wants to avenge Engi and Spah...

>>3474173
Your questions receive in reply what can only be silent maniacal giggling.
You have to concentrate very hard to avoid passing out from the sheer horror of it.

Poor SDF. He always get swamped by idiots.

Try to find John's mane, hold on tight. Hope it's the right mane.

>>3474222
If it's an consolation I like your threads a great deal more than these ones.

>>3474227
Fuck.
I've seen that pic a dozen times but only just now got the pun.
/me kicks self.

>>3474222
Holding on to John, you reach the lightsource within a moment.

John remains ever so amused.

>>3474252
...And now with the picture!

>>3474254
TACKLE THAT FUCKER!

Reach ou for the lightsource. Try to get a feel of it. Does it feel like buttons? Feel like an elevator control? Like a Tau helmet?

Push a button at random

Wave hi and say hello.

Ask the figure who they are.

Try to have composure.

Never let go of John.

If this leads to rape, take it. Try to enjoy it a little. Whatever happens, having John around is better than the alternative.

Dammit, I have to get to class.

Whatever happens don't lose track of John and whatever you do don't injure John.

I'll be back in an hour or so.

OP, you might want to try 15:00 your time for the next thread, this one seems to have a lot of dumb responses.

The whole Joan story had potential before it turned into lolrape.

The elevator door opens on its own!

Far above you, you hear a rumbling, as if a thousand rocks were falling!

>>3474312
This. I was following the thread, finding it somewhat amusing and then that happened. I'm pretty sure he lost most of his audience there.

>>3474307
probably one image bomber... Although needs more explosions

>>3474315

Everybody dies?

>>3474307
15:00 my time was one and a half hours ago.

>>3474320
Does this work for you?

>>3474324
no...

>>3474315
GRAB JOHN AND RUN!

>>3474318

And probably gained some new people to replace them.

>>3474323
Oh.

Hmm.

Earlier then. Needs to be 02:00 Yankee time. It's currently 8:33

So...

10:00 your time.

>>3474332
The best sort of people, no doubt.

>>3474326
How about this?

Fuck fuck fuck I'm gonna be late for my first class but I gotta know

Do they die? Please no...

OH MY GOD GET OUT OF THERE

>>3474318
If by "most of my audience" you mean "the lurkers who weren't posting in the first place", then yes.
Personally I remember the amount and quality of posts rise AFTER the fact. This was, however, also the founding of the Church Of LOLRAPE, who seem to insist that ever since that one "LOLRAPE" there has been nothing else but "LOLRAPE" in Joan.

>>3474339
Goddammit.

I'm sorry SDF. Posting this early in the morning was my idea, and apparently /tg/ isn't as good as it was that one time in the civil thread every morning.

We'll have a discussion thread tonight to try to find a good time for these.

Goddammit...

>>3474339
Quality posts? Please.

>>3474330

Better yet, jump on the Sergal and ride it out of there. Make that mangy creature useful for something.

>>3474345

Sorry SDF, but I absolutely have to get to class.

I'll be back in an hour, please don't kill everyone off. If you have to put off episode seven a little longer, so be it.

I'll organize a discussion thread tonight, look for it around 10:00 your time.

>>3474357
10:00 in the morning your time, on a 24 hour clock.

>>3474349
"Quality of posts" as in "the quality of posts rose", rather than "the quality of posts was always high and then got even better". Quality is quality, whether it be shit or the shit.

Pic related only to the thread, MAYBE.

>>3474363

I approve of these threads.

>>3474379
I wish to purchase your Aquaticats, sir.

>>3474339

The one scene set a bad precedent, so now every time this story shows up there's some asshole going "Boy I sure hope Joan doesn't get RAPED again nudge nudge wink wink"

I know this is 4chan and that is par for the course but it's frustratingly juvenile.

Fuck's sake.

>>3474392
The OP is a fool for expecting otherwise. It's not like he'd set a serious tone either, what, what with disembodied penis, expanding boobs and all.

>>3474363
Bad end?

moar /34 plz

>>3474400

>>3474409
That wasn't done by SDF, it was originally the robot IIRC.

As far as I know SDF hasn't done any 34 for John and Joan, despite requests.

>>3474413
Porn requests are an increase in quality, then?

This thread isn't continuing, then?...

And we're done here, I think. See you in the next thread.

>>3474457
Threads like these makes me want to be a mod, so I can ban the FUCK out of the asshole spamming the shitty images.

>>3474471
You're new to this sort of thing, aren't you? Telling the guy shitting all over a thread you like that he's making you angry is only going to make him crack a grin and delight in your suffering.

>>3474363
Okay now that the guy is done, run for the elevator.

>>3474563
Oh, I'm still here.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU CUMGUZZLING WHORE

>>3474582
If only this would happen these threads might be redeemed.

>>3474582
I wish she'd guzzle more cum

>>3474663

What a waste.

OP, come by later, we'll have a discussion thread.

>>3474679
Knock yourself out.

>>3474679
I think SDF got the fuck out of here a long time ago.

>>3474679
Please do.

so where is the porn? i don't come to /tg/ for some cunt bawwwing for attention

This is all I can say.

>>3474716
Christopher Walken took the porn. All of it.

>>3474725

No truer image was never produced

>>3474725
>>3474734
lol. I love you guys. You think that just because you spam your threads at night that /tg/ is magically better. As a homebrewer, no, every one of you is worthless.

>>3474734
...Did you mean to post a double negative there?

>>3474745
Archives say differently.

Rubyquest says differently.

Fluff discussion says differently.

Civil /tg/ says differently.

The difference is night and day.

>You think that just because you spam your threads at night that /tg/ is magically better

Precisely.

>>3474756
>The difference is night and day.
I see what you did there...

>>3474756
>Night and Day

DOHOHOHOHO.

>>3474734
I contest that Touhou faggotry should cause a spike and that all 40k material is bad (though a fair bit is), but that chart is somewhat correct. There's nothing wrong with drawn, interactive quest threads. Ruby Quest, while not entirely relevant to my interests, seems like a fine thing and has generated some excellent content (and the usual slew of horrible porn). This, however, took a nosedive soon after it was conceived and should be euthanised. Maybe Sir Double-Faggot could start a new adventure and not fuck it up like he did with this one.

>>3474827
I think the Touhoufag just comes out when the good stuff is happening, not causes it.

>>3474312
>>3474318
Because we should just be allowed to do stupid things without consequences. We were stupid and we got what was coming to us.

>>3474840
True, though he is a great deal better these days, I must admit. Less ridiculous optimisation (though that's probably due to 4th Ed being 4th Ed) and he's pretty self contained. Either that or I've just become used to seeing little girls in frocks all over the damn board.

>>3474878
I cease to notice them. It's like blank space on the screen. Still, if I could I'd ban him from ever posting here again.

>>3474870
I think some people come to these threads thinking that they can have another MS Paint Masterpieces, when really they're having a much more "serious" quest here.

MS Paint Masterpieces: "You punch Death in the snout to establish superiority"

Joanquest: "You punch Death in the snout and he rips out your soul. Great job moron."

>>3474725
That.. That's the first time someone has used something I've drawn.

I love you, /tg/. ;_______;

>>3474827
If you are talking about the rape, then I honestly don't see what was wrong with it. It was a consequence to a stupid action, a person as weak as Joan should not heabutt a Sergal. We were lucky we weren't killed. It faded to black and only told us enough to know what happened. God damn, why is it that even the mention of rape has this effect?

>>3474888
No, thank you for drawing it, and I'm glad you like it.

>>3474891
Everything up to that point had been rather lighthearted and silly. Suddenly, rape. Several posts worth, with horrible consequences.

>>3474888
L2draw.

>>3474918
Working on it.

Is day and night /tg/ based on US time?

>>3474909
But the point of it is that Joan's life sucks. The lightheartedness (like in Joan's dream) is all the better when she snaps back into reality into her sucky life. I mean what did you think was going to happen? We were going to beat it with -10 STR? It was either be killed or be raped.

>>3474934
Don't ask "what else did you expect to happen" and more "why did the situation even occur in the first place." It was a sudden change of tone for the worse, possibly for the sake of being GRIMDARK.

>>3474951
It wasn't actually. The sergal was meant to be our pet. We were meant to be friendly to it, is what SDF calims. But some idiot decided we should fight it. And since SDF doesn't believe in choosing posts he did it but gave us consequences.

I don't think we're ever going to see a part seven, or more decent homebrew threads.

Just nothing but sage and 40k forever.

>>3474979
A pity. And all because some people can't get over the fact that actions have consequences.

>>3474963
Then SDF is a moron who sabotaged his own thread. Don't let your principles get in the way of doing what's right. He disgusted a number of people, driving them off or turning them against the thread and drew in a whole new unsavoury crowd.

>>3474989
>unsavory crowd

YOU POST ON 4CHAN

>>3474989
I'm more or less convinced that there are actually only one or two guys circlejerking over how disgusted they are with the rape.

...And how well they've forgotten that /tg/ has a history of rapeorgy-fanfics, most of them no more unserious than Joan.

>>3474989
What exactly was so disgusting? He faded to black and described it in no detail. I'm quite surprised anyone so easily disgusted is on 4chan.

This is retarded. There is a thread with gay foxes being tricked into having sex with a little girl and nobody sagebombed THAT.

Theres a "What do you consider furry roleplaying?" thread, and nobody sagebombed THAT.

>>3474989
>Don't let your principles get in the way of doing what's right

Some may argue that upholding your principles IS what's right.

>>3475006
You're saying that those are any better?

>>3475009
Shift of tone. Everything up until that point had been fairly comical. Shit life for Joan, but still. Suddenly, rape.

>>3475034
When, my dear sir, did rape stop being comical on 4chan?

This is stupid. There were like 100 words of text in the "good old days" you people are describing. It lasted for like one and a half threads.

This is the worst case of "everything was much better long ago" I've ever seen.

>>3475006
Keep at it.
The people who over post in threads pretending to be multiple outraged masses are to be pitied and forgiven for being the most wretched an loveless amongst an already miserable crowd.

They are pathetic, and will always lose interest before you do.

>>3475034
For 6 bloody panels. He then went back to jokes. A bit more action since we had something to fight with a powerdrill, but still some jokes. Hell he even made a joke about that scene. The cigar smoking Sergal, that face that you just know is saying "Thank you very much"...

>>3475025
Then we're dealing in philosophy.

>>3475024
Hide first thread it's a one off bit of crap. Second is legitimate. This? This is reoccurring shit. And I haven't even gotten into how terrible this sergal fandom is, either.

I mourn the loss of the CHANG poster.

Virginity is a feeble and intangible thing. It is as nothing beside the CHANG poster.

>>3475006
Yeah, I think there are more people asking for more rape than complaining about the first one.

We only accept wholesome material like diseased disembodied penises dripping semen.

>>3475052
>and will always lose interest before you do.

Keep telling yourself that. Pathetic people can be pretty good about keeping up with some pointless activity.

>>3475066
This.

>>3475069
Here you go. Your very own CHANG poster!

WARNING: If used as toiletpaper, side-effects may include RECTAL CHANG.

>>3475068
I don't give a damn about the Sergal fandom, this thing could be a werewolf and it would be the same, but your complaint is retarded. A consequence that was a short change of tone for us making a stupid decision that wasn't intended before going back to normal isn't bad. Hell I'm going to say it was good. It should help people to learn A) Joan can't fight, they should have learned that before and B) Don't be stupid and think about decision before making them.

>>3475068
>Hide first thread it's a one off bit of crap. Second is legitimate. This? This is reoccurring shit. And I haven't even gotten into how terrible this sergal fandom is, either.

What do you enjoy?

>>3475068
I'm bloody certain this is the only guy stirring up shit in this thread.

In fact, he's all alone here. Like the Ork in that fiction, trying to stir up some shit because he's all alone, but failing at every attempt.

>>3475125
>>Don't be stupid and think
Must... resist... urge... to misinterpret...

HNNHG.

ITT: /tg/ pretends that it is not delighted by the idea of a traumatized chick adventuring while partnered with her monster rapist

There just needs to be a big discussion thread on the proper time to do these things.

We can't have another day like this.

>>3475147
INFIDEL. UNBELIEVER. RACIST. QUANTUPLE-NEGRO.

I DON'T HAVE A WIZARD HAT AND WHERE'S MY TOPHAT, MONOCLE AND CANE? WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS FUCK?

>>3475159
I... You never posted a picture of yourself before...

So I made you the magical man that brings us drawings...

Sir Double Faggot, I've only just gotten up. What is the meaning of a thread without my illustrious presence?

>>3475166
GENTLEMANLY magic. Seriously u guys geez.

>>3475159
oh come on, someone did some silly fanart and you get all angry.

>>3475159
But Sir Double Faggot you must at least either have a cape or a wizard hat. It's the law.

>>3475175
It is true, he is a sir.

It makes me sad to see this thread.

I enjoy the Joan thing, even if it's a little rapey at times.

I absolutely despise spam of any form, image spam of a thread with real content is among the lowest.

Fuck you spammer, fuck you.

>>3475088
I DID keep telling myself that. They gave up before I did.

>>3475176
I have gentlemanly standards!

Well hey, the trolls seem to be gone, you guys think we could try again right now?

SDF? Want to try again right now?

I have to head to my next class but if other people can stay... Maybe with a tripcode if they have to, designating them player one and two and such to distinguish them from the trolls...

>>3475210
You want me to draw you as a sergal next time too?

Sounds good.
So. Elevator is open, yes?

>>3475220
closet furry detected

(draw a fan as a sergal, too, next time)

>>3475214
Trip-players is a bad idea. It serves no real purpose, some of the "trolls" aren't actually trolls at all and it's pretty clear who's a player and who's a imagespamming and/or sagefaggoteering "troll".

>>3475226
You lack a tripcode and there is no elevator, that was morons being morons.

>>3475235
Yeah but there were good responses earlier, you just chose some of the worse ones...

Like moving towards the light instead of asking John what's there and offering John the gun.

Anyways, I gotta go for a bit too, I'll be back in an hour or so.

If we're going to try this again, ask John what she sees.

>>3475254
We tried that. John's reaction just freaked us out.

Okay... ask why John's enjoying herself so much.

Wake up

>>3475380

Does John still have those cigars? And if so, does that mean she has matches? Can she light them so we can see? Also if she does have this stuff where the hell is she keeping it?

>>3475500
Vagina.

>>3475500
roll for anal circumference

>>3475509
John is one creepy fucker. Maybe we should also ask if we should carry this stuff... we do have a pocket on our overalls.

>I think some people come to these threads thinking that they can have another MS Paint Masterpieces, when really they're having a much more "shit" quest here.

fixed

More fool them.

Sage for sergals, dull writing.

>>3475553
>>3475564
Uh, hide the thread then. We enjoy it. Plus John could have been pretty much anything it doesn't change that much. Could have been a creepy naked guy and it would have worked.

>Plus John could have been pretty much anything it doesn't change that much. Could have been a creepy naked guy and it would have worked.

This should tell you something about the story.

>>3475599
What? So far we haven't done much. We tried to attack him stupidly and got what was coming to us... we were then left in an elevator, found a corpse and a powerdrill ran away from John... or maybe not we're not sure if it's the same one... beat up John with the powerdrill. Then fed him a leg when he was weak. Then found the robot that stole our stuff. We then met John again and he explained the basic story to us. Nothing much Sergal specific.

>>3475599
Now you have something against creepy naked guys, too?

What the fuck.

>>3475553
>>3475564
>>3475599
And yet you care!

>>3475657
Hey Sir Double Faggot mind clearing up if this is the same Sergal as the one we met in the dark and powerdrilled, or if there is more than one Sergal?

Hmm.

So yeah... Late night is better than posting during the day... for this at least.

Can someone check the archives and see when exactly the rubyquest threads are posted?

>>3475765
Ruby's posted rather randomly according to the archives. Part 27 was on the 17th, so if you're an optimist you might calculate the next thread to appear today or tomorrow.

I, a gentleman, will simply wait patiently.

...For a few days before making angry posts about the lack of Ruby.

>>3475765
If you're suggesting he posts near the same time, RQ doesn't avoid these guys that much either.

>>3474756
That pun made me rage for some reason

>>3475917

Since the image-spammer got bored and left, can we has new Joan thread plox?

>>3475996
Or perhaps, my good Anonymous, YOU are the image-spammers?

>>3476102
DAMN IT JOHN. WHERE DO YOU HIDE THIS STUFF. DO YOU HIDE POCKETS UNDER YOUR FUR? NONE OF THIS STUFF SEEMS MOIST SO I'M ASSUMING IT'S NONE OF THE DISGUSTING OPTIONS. I FORGOT WHY I'M TYPING IN CAPS. OH WELL.

>>3476102
I can't shake the image of a Sergal politely playing D&D with a bunch of fat slobs.

>>3476102
Well, I know I'm the /34/beggers.

>>3476135
Draw it!

Seriously, draw some p0rns so we can all get over it.

>>3476155
CARPEL TUNNEL OH GOD IT BURNS

Tomorrow.

>>3476155
Forgot mah trip!

>>3476178

Well, that's what you get for attempting an Awesome Beholder.

>>3476329
ENJOY.

God us night posters are efffing brilliant. The daytime posters are retarded towelheads by comparison.