DAT GIT WANTZ TA TAKE AWAY AW DAKKA

>>3579126
STOP BEIN' LIKE A 'UMIE AND USE A CHOPPA

>>3579133
NO DAKKA?! WHAT KINDA ZOGGIN' GIT ARE YOU?!

>>3579126
Ya Flash Gutz is walking around wit too much Dakka in der first place.

We wantz some teef fer choppas!

DaRokk O'Bomba iz AGAINST DA WAAAAGH!!!! Dun' fight fo' dat puny grot an' vote fer a Nob loike me!

>>3579126
'ES DA BIGGEST WARBOSS AROUND, 'E DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' GUNS!

>>3579133
DATS CRAZY TALK YA GIT, HAVING A CHOPPA BUT NO DAKKA IS LIKE HAVING A TRUKK WOT AINT PAINTED RED, DAKKA AN CHOPPAS WAS MADE FOR EACH UVVER, JUS LIKE ORKS AND FIGHTIN!

IT'Z "DA ROK" O-BOMMA

YA DUMB GITS

>>3579146
YOOZ AN 'OL GIT DAT DUN' EVEN BALEEV IN DA POWA OF 'OPE . DUN' EVEN GET ME STARTED ON "DA FUNDMENTALS UF OUR 'CONOMIES IZ STRONG"

>>3579160
SHUT YER GIT FACE, YA ILL-RITRAT GIT

>>3579188
DEN WAT DA GORK AR WEEZ SUPPOZE TA DO!?! AH!? I AINT GIBBIN MAH TEEF TO NO GITZ

>>3579156
MY TRUKK'Z PAINTED BLUE.

IT USED TA BE YOURZ!

>>3579211
SEE!? DEEZ DAM LIBRAL ORKZ GAWN CRAZEH PAINTIN' A TRUKK BLUE!

RED GOES FASTA, YA GIT!

>>3579188
HE MEANT THAT FUNDAMENTAL OF THE ORKONOMY, DA BOYZ, IS STRONG.

YER SAYING DA BOYZ IS WEAK, YER LOUSY GROT?

>>3579218
I'Z DEFFSKULL, YAH LOWZY GIT, AND DEFFSKULLZ RULE!

Ow my fucking ears. Fucking orks, you're as bad as dreadnoughts.

>>3579188
'OPE IS FER GROTZ, DERE AINT NO POWA GREATER ,DEN DA POWA OF DA WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

>>3579210
I'ZE WIF HIM. DIS BE A TIME TO BE MAVRICKS. UNIVERSAL DAKKA PLANZ. DUNCHA KNO?

>>3579211
SEE, DEM ZOGGIN SOSHLISTS WANNA TAKE AWAY YER TRUKKS DAT YOU ERNED WIFF YER OWN 2 HANDS AND GIVE IT TA THOSE LAZY GROTS WAT HAVE NEVER WWWAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHD A DAY IN DERE ZOGGIN LIFE!

DAWNT CHA LISTEN TA ANY UVVEM! DAY CHAOS ORK BOYZ!

>>3579261
LOOTIN' TRUKKZ IZ 'ARD WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!IN' YAH GIT, AND DERE AIN"T NO ONE BETTER DAN DERE DEFFSKULLZ AT LOOTIN'. DATZ COZ DEFFSKULLZ RULE!

IZ WANTED KILLBOY MERKAYNE FER BOSS, E GOT SHOT DOWN OF IZ FIGHTABOMBA AN TORTURED BY JUNGLE UMIES FOR YEARS HE KNOWS ABOUT CRUMPIN

>>3579282
A REAL BOSS WOULD'VE KILLED ALL DA OOMIES AN' BEEN OU'A DERE IN AN 'OUR.

WELL WHO DIZ WARBOSS EVA CRUMP?

HE DONT EVEN WANNA CRUMP ALL THE UMIES RUNNING AROUND DER DESERT AND WHOTNOT

>>3579302
WE'ZE GOTTA KRUMP DA OOMIES IN DER MOUNTAINS FIRST. DEN DER DESERT OOMIES WILL BE EASY LOOTINS.

DEFFSKULLZ RULE!

>>3579264
Yooz justa whak boy

>>3579294
NOT HIS FAULT HE WAZ TRAPPD AN UNABLE TO KRUMP!

This is AWESOME.

>>3579313
YERZ ALWAYS ABLE TA KRUMP, YAH GIT.

>>3579302

DA BOYZ SHOULD NEVA HAVE BEEN IN DA DESERT IN DA FURST PLACE

DEY WAS LOOKIN FER 'BIG DAKKA' AND DA 'UMIES DIDN'T EVEN 'AVE ANY DAKKA

IT WAS JUST FER DA WARBOSS AND 'IS BUDDIES TO AMASS TEEF

>>3579313
WUD YOU WAAAAAAAGH FOR AN ORK DAT CRASHED FIVE FIGHTA-BOMMERS N' DIN' EVEN PAY DA TEEF FOR NEW 'UNS?! LOOKZ LIKE YOU'ZE A STUPID GIT DAT FOLLOWS ANYWUN WIF 'ALF A HEAD ON DER BOSSPOLE AN'LL LETCHA 'AVE TEN BLASTAS IN YA 'OMES FER "SELF-DAFENZ".

>>3579351
DOZZEN MATTER YA GIT, POINT IZ HE WAZ MUKKIN ABOUT WHEN HE COOD 'AVE BROKEN OUTZ!

>>3579273
WHY SHULD DA DEFFSKULLS GET ALL DA TRUKKS WHEN WEZE SNAKE BITES AINT GOT NUFFIN BUT SQUIGS? ME BOYS VOTED FER DAT GIT O'BOMBA. 'E KNOWS HOW TA SORT DIS WAAAGH OUT.

I'Z VOTAN FER NAYDAR! YOU'Z ALL HUMIE HEADS!

>>3579373
ARE YOU A GROT!? O'BOMMA AINT GOT NO SPERIENZ RUNNIN A WAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH, AND 'E WANTS YOU TA GIVE ALL YER TEEFS TA PEOPLE WOT DON'T DESERVE 'EM! I SEZ ZOG DAT, DESE ARE MY TEEF AN I'S KEEPIN' 'EM!

Just as planned.

>>3579395
WHO DIS GIT THINK 'E IS, BARGIN' IN AND TALKIN' JUS LIKE WUNNA DEM TAU GITS.

"JUS AS KEIKAKU" MOR' LIKE

>>3579373
WE'ZE VOTED FER O'BOMBA AS WELL, YAH GIT. COZ DEFFSKULLZ RULE!

I love you /tg/

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>>3581759
>>3581759

LETS HAVE IT, THEN

What the fuck just happened.