FUCK YES DORF QUEST!

First thing first- drink booze. We aren't drunk enough yet

Don't forget the tripcode

Lets go to the cleric and get a few heal light moderate and severe wounds cast on us.

GO TO OVERMAP.

MOVE SEVERAL SPACES.

FIND YOUR SELF TOTALLY HEALED.

HUNT DOWN CYCLOPS.

KILL CYCLOPS WITH DEAD ELF.

GET PISSED AT HUMANS FOR HAVING KOBOLD SLAVES WALKING UNMOLESTED AROUND TOWN.

WAGE GENOCIDAL WAR ON HUMANS.

BUTCHER THEM IN THE NIGHT, LIMB BY LIMB.

Forgot my name! And my internet decided to crap out on me RIGHT NOW. FUCK YOU COLLEGE INTERNET. FUCK. YOU. SIDEWAYS. YOU WORK ALL DAY UNTIL I POST A DORF QUEST. FFFFFFFFFUUUU-

Anyways.
Beardbeard has arrived at the human village of Aordor, nestled in a canyon. Here he hopes to revive Garrelf from a death he himself caused!

>>3644389
Hey! I was the guy who started the adventures of Dorabar! I thought everyone forget about that.

>>3644401
There seems to be a toll booth to Aordor! The teller says the price is 50 Gold per non-human. He asks for 100 Gold to go through.

>>3644420
Challenge him to a burping contest

You're pretty drunk, go for it

>>3644420
give gold. Steal back gold later.

>>3644420
Elf is dead, claim he is luggage.

Beat him with dead elf

>>3644420
inform man that your father was killed by a toll booth.

Challenge man in the noble art of vengeful fisty-cuffs.

>>3644420

Argue that elves aren't really people, especially when they're corpses. Garrelf is more of a belonging at the moment.

>>3644438
No. an elf would do that. Hit him with an axe, then walk through.

>>3644457
This

>>3644438
You grudgingly pay the man. 102 GOLD remaining. He thanks you, and lets you in.

In the meantime, you've switched back to your old helmet. It has served you well, through thick and thin, and just plain looks better. Besides, DM Fiat says the old helmet's stats have improved to match those of the Hydra Helm.

>>3644495
Sell the hydra helm then

>>3644495
I ram my axe into his back and loot the booth.

>>3644522
A brilliant idea, but your low CHARISMA promises you won't get much for it.

My, these humans have a lot of gods. Who do you want to call on for aid in resurrecting Garrelf?

>>3644547
BARBED WHEEL

>>3644547
XOM

>>3644495
enter town.

Ready yourself for whatever inane quest they force you to take to raise Garelf.

Shanghai every human warrior you see.

Or at least yell at them about joining you.

>>3644547
Ra

Ra is cool

Oh /tg/. And just when I was despairing over not having anything to do tonight.

>>3644547
Glittergold sounds like the wussiest place there. Perfect for Elves.

>>3644547
grab nearest peasant by the scuff of their rags.

Scream at them asking what god is the best for resurrecting elfs. Continue Screaming question until question is answered.

Damn no God Emperor? What kind of heathen town is this...ok, XOM!

>>3644547

Ra.

Do it, whore.

>>3644588
>>3644560
THIS FUCKING THIS!

>>3644585
THIS

>>3644564
Oh wow, this temple actually has more than one cleric! Hell, there are 3 of them! This place is already more impressive than the temple of Xom in the mountainholms.

>>3644585
YES

>>3644601
I walk around asking who is the cheapest and ask him how much to raise my friend. While I ask this I play with my axe and drool.

>>3644601
Look for weaknesses on whatever is keeping that giant eagle statue up. Just in case you need to make a sudden smashy exit.

>>3644610
Do this, and loot ankhs after garelf gets resurrected

>>3644601
grab priest by scuff of robes. Scream at priest asking them how much they charge for elf resurrections. Continue screaming question until question is answered.

>>3644616
shake priest thoroughly while screaming for best results.

>>3644585
You grab the nearest priest of Ra by the holy of his symbol and ask him where would be the best place to get an elf raised.

He says probably Glittergold, God of the Fae.

>>3644633
Well off we are then

>>3644633
Don't listen to him, "Glittergold" is pretty gay. Demand a resurrection right here, garelf would lose his small GARness if you went there.

>>3644638
Indeed

Make haste lest you sober up!

>>3644658
Too late! The faggotry of this house of elves and faeries is overwhelming. Their shrine consists of two banzai trees and a cactus.

...Hoboy.

>>3644697
Say the following words: Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu
Ask for a Candle of Invocation

>>3644697
Well, at least the cactus is somewhat manly.

Discuss prices.

>>3644697

Demand they resurrect Garrelf, with the other option being death.

Then take their belongings and kill them. Then burn the church/temple to the ground.

>>3644697
grab elf by the scuff of the ears. Scream at elf asking what the price is for resurrecting an elf. Continue screaming question until question is answered.

Also, kick over that cactus. Fuck that shit.

>>3644697
RAPE AND PILLAGE.

Go back to temple of Ra or somthing.

>>3644697
I feel the need to relieve myself and take a dump in the bonzai tree pot.

>>3644697
Trim the bonsai with your axe. Attempt dwarven feng shui. This will alert the clerics.

>>3644697
Slam Garelf on their little plant tray and demand a resurrection.

>>3644718

This. Fuck those pansy Elves.

>>3644730

Dwarven Feng Shui? That sounds suspiciously akin to...

DWARVEN SECRET TECHNIQUE: DEFORESTATION!

>>3644753
SHIT YEAH
Now demand a rez fo pansyboy. You'll pay in not doing that to them

>>3644753
The priests look pretty pissed.

>>3644781
Talk to the pink one. It looks manlier

>>3644781
MY GOD.

ONE OF THEM IS PINK.

RAPE AND PILLAGE RAPE AND PILLAGE.

>>3644781
Tell them you'll leave if they rez Garelf.

>>3644808
>>3644793
>>3644765

You tell them if they don't rez your buddy here, you'll be forced to deforest THEM next. But if you do rez the dead elf, you'll leave and never come back.

>>3644793
FEMALE

>>3644825
Make sure to deforest the elves if they do help. Can't have any of those panzees runnin around mukkin about

>>3644829
why do you think he said RAPE and pillage?

The male elf bares his bear arms.

The female elf starts casting a spell, but holds the charge.

"Get the fuck out." they say. The faeries flutter around in intricate patterns, in the meantime.

Make a Bluff check. Tell them you killed this elf man and they probably should resurrect the guy before attacking you. He would help them against you.

When they rez Garelf, tag-team with him against them.

>>3644877
RAPE

AND

PILLAGE.

GO FOR THE PRIESTESS FIRST. INTERRUPT THAT SPELL LIKE BUGGERY.

>>3644601
Oh god.

WHy the eagle?

I think Xom is the god emperor.

>>3644877
USE SATAN ARM

YOUR HAND GLOWS WITH A GREAT POWER.

>>3644877
Use SATAN'S LEFT ARM to multiply you weak telekinesis, and chop the male at distance while you hold the spellcaster

>>3644877
DWARVEN SECRET TECHNIQUE: Thirty-two Thousand Cuts of Horrible Maiming

>>3644898
>>3644896

Turns out your SATAN'S ARM has excellent aim. Spell very interrupted.

"THIS ELF WAS A SUPER EPIC LEVEL DRUID. I WANT HIM RESSED SO I CAN KILL HIM AGAIN. YOU WILL BE EFFORTLESS." /Intimidate
Swing for the throat

>>3644912
I throw my axe at him, attempting to embed it in his skull

>>3644912
Yell "IF YOU DON'T REANIMATE HIM, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND VIOLATE HER DEAD BODY"

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

>>3644912
Give BEARARMS PRIESTLY one more chance to comply with your demands.

If he refuses, slaughter him and put his corpse in an embarrassing position.

>>3644913
>>3644927
>>3644928

He doesn't seem a very good listener. He has carved a large gash across your face.

In the meantime, the fae have finished casting their RUNE SPELLS. This will end poorly.

>>3644941
You know, we really should try and get healed up at some point.

shrug off puny elf rune magic with your DWARVEN SPELL RESISTANCE.

ripe BEARARMS PRIESTLY a new one with your SATAN ARM.

>>3644941
RIP AND TEAR

>>3644956
See, the problem is... this isn't Elven magic.

This is Faerie magic, elemental magic in its purest form.

>>3644941
Grab elfo and use its body to block the spells.

This is not hiding behind the elf.

This is using a nearby object as a shield.

Kick him in the dick.

>>3644973
Use your ALCOHOLISM to BREATH FIRE at fairies.

>>3644973
USE BEARARMS AS MEATSHIELD
ADVICEDORF.JPG
DEFEAT PUNY FAE

You do realize that if he dies here, at the hands of FAIRIES and ELVES he'll go immediate to Dwarf Hell from shame, right?

Could we perhaps get a reincarnate instead? Maybe Garelf will come back as something significantly more awesome

This is quite painful.

>>3644997

Take your own life before the elves get the chance to do it.

Have the demon arm take over your body, giving you superhuman powers.

Return to life after your dead body has spontaneously slaughtered the elves.

We must have this power. Devour the faeries, and steal the power of the raw elements.

>>3644995
looks like Beardbeard might be the one needing the rez now.

>>3644997

WHERE IS THE AWESOME POWER SATAN ARM? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE AWESOME POWER

>>3644997
BOOT -> REPRODUCTION ORGAN

>>3645018
You know, healing might be a good idea

THEN GO FUCKING BERSERK USING EVERYTHING YOU GOT: SATAN'S ARM, TELEKINESIS, DRUNKNESS AND DORFNESS

>>3645018
time to get RIP SHIT PISSED OFF.

>>3645035
>>3645021

You decide you need to heal and recuperate. Try again later.

You surrender, and offer to pay for the priestess' healing so they'll maybe let you go. The bearpriest grudgingly agrees, and lets you leave intact.

Beardbeard now has 42 Gold.
Beardbeard is now EXTREMELY INJURED. His ENTIRE BODY is BADLY BURNED.

>>3645067
Burn down temple. Piss on it first so that you have something to light, due to ALCOHOL URINE

>>3645067
Sleep it off, doctors are for pussies

>>3645067
Where the hell'd we put Garelf?

>>3645067
Go to the Temple of Xom to be healed.

>>3645067
WHERE IS GARELF

>>3645067
Go to any temple nearby, even Ra's. Ask for healing.

>>3645081
leave him.

>>3645075

3 weeks of rest later, and you are completely unharmed and ready to go! However, it is worth noting your SATAN ARM was fully restored in about half an hour, but you were stuck waiting on the rest of your body to heal.

GARRELF has begun to rot. HUMAN INNS have taken some of your cash, bringing you down to 2 GOLD. You are now completely SOBER.

LEAVE GARELF WITH THE FAGS. MAYBE THEY'LL REZ HIM FOR FREE SINCE HE'S A PRISSY PIECE OF SHIT TOO

>>3645109
Go to a random temple and have a priest resurrect Garelf. Then kill the priest, take his gold, and use it to get drunk.

FORGET ABOUT FREEM- I, mean, Garelf.

Seriously, fuck him.

>>3645109
Go to temple of XOM
Challenge priest to DANCE OFF.
Get rez

>>3645109
Go to the Temple of Xom. Pray for miracles.

>>3645127
>fuck him

NECROPHILIA!

>>3645109
>Sober
>2 Gold

MOTHERFUCKER.

NO I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THIS BITCH ASS FAERIE SHIT.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT YOU LOST TO FAERIES?

THAT'S FUCKING IT, CALL SATAN AND ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS OF ANY NEARBY FAERIE MOTHERFUCKING BLAST ASS KAPOW A MAJIG WEAPONS NEARBY.

HOPEFULLY GETTING DEFEATED AND CAUSING UTTER DESTRUCTION WILL AVERAGE OUT TO ONE DWARF KICKING THEIR ASSES TWICE SO WE CAN LOOK IN A MIRROR AND SAY TO OURSELVES "WE DESERVE THAT ALCOHOL".

>>3645109
>completely sober

so your worse than you were to start with... why did you sleep!!!!

>>3644995
Resurrecting a body this far into decay is even more expensive, so Beardbeard decides to shop around about a Reincarnate spell.

Turns out Nemelex priests are having a discount on Reincarnate - a mere 400 Gold! Chump change, all things considered!

However, the priests of Xom are always willing to offer alternate payment, should you take them up on their bizarre quests.

>>3645153
WE NEED A +5 AXE OF FAGGOTRY-BANE

>>3645173
See what the Xomites want. Piss on temple of faggoty elves

>>3645173
quests take too long, he'd decompose to dirt by then, go stealth and ninja the scroll

>>3645173
Use two gold to get a 'Stop Rotting Fag' Spell
Take quest

>>3645173
Cheaper cost is a moot point, since you don't have much money. Take Xom's crazy quest.

>>3645173
-FUCKING-

XOM

You quit railroading this shit and bring us straight to the temple of Xom right this FUCKING INSTANT. The power of Xom has both killed Beardbeard AND brought him back to life. We have seen no actions from him since the bottom of that well; surely he has been amused by the hijinks and will oblige requests with some action.

>>3645173
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE ADVENTURES SO WE PUT A QUEST IN YOUR QUEST SO YOU CAN FIGHT WHILE YOU FIGHT

Xom's then

If we Reincarnate GARelf he might end up a dwarf, as nature had surely intended!

CHECK THE SALE PRICE FOR THE HYDRA HELMET WHILE WE'RE OUT. WE NEED MONEY TO CORRECT THAT SOBRIETY PROBLEM

>>3645188
>>3645191
>>3645192
>>3645198
>>3645203

An orc priestess of Xom gives you a quest in exchange for any spell you like of 6th level or lower. The quest:

Convert 10 people to Xom.

>>3645249
RUN AROUND TOWN THREATENING TO KILL PEOPLE IF THEY DON'T CONVERT.

>>3645249
That'll be easy! Threaten people with your axe and tell them it's either Xom or off with their head.

>>3645249
You CHA is abysmal

See if SATAN'S LEFT ARM is capable of giving you any social/deceptive power

>>3645249
GARelf is a worshipper of Xom now. He counts as the first.

>>3645264
>>3645261
Threatmind.

I'd still kill em for good measures. Xom would think it'd be funny

>>3645249
Is it a 6th level or lower spell we're after? And we really should check on the price we could get for the helm, or if the other temple would be willing to accept it in trade. You never know.

>>3645245
It seems the human smiths are impressed with the fine dorfen craftsmanship of the helm. They are willing to pay 400 Gold for it.

>>3645277
lolz

>>3645277
Sell helmet

>>3645277
Convert people anyway. It'll be fun, and you might get some Xom's favour out of it if you do it in the most random possible way!

>>3645277
Do the obvious.

>>3645275
Resurrection is 5th level. Reincarnation is 4th level.

Pull out your PHB 3.5 if you want to get more creative about a spell from Cultist Cha- I mean, the female orc priest of Xom.

>>3645300
>>3645293
You sell the helm to reincarnate your good buddy Garrelf!

...He is not too happy with the end result.

>>3645320
Convert ten people, use your reward to transform Garrelf into a more favourable form.

>>3645320

Do XOM'S QUEST
Get a polymorph

>>3645320
HEY LISTEN

Easy. Use SATAN ARM to do some things that aren't entirely unlike miracles in front of a crowd.

Converting people to a religion based on satanic magic is something Satan would endorse anyway.

>>3645320
I find this form more fitting.

>>3645330
>>3645339

Garrelf very much likes this idea. Time to do some converting.

Ask Garrelf what kind of form he would like to take.

Tell him, in no uncertain terms, that we will judge and/or ridicule him based on his answer.

Eat GARelf to get his massive faerie powers.

>>3645347
Threaten a man with Satanic Power.

1 Follower obtained.

>>3645368
Polymorph him into a hydra! Then kill him for parts. Reclaim your helmet!

USE GARELF'S NEW FORM TO INFILTRATE AND EVENTUALLY DESTROY THE FAG CHURCH. REVENGE MUST BE HAD.


THEN POLYMORPH HIM INTO SOMETHING LESS GAY

>>3645377

He says something more powerful would be nice. Shadar-Kai seem pretty damn cool; every Shadar-Kai he's met have been nigh-unstoppable slaughter machines fueled by anger, with an intimate connection to the Shadow Magic that they use for their own power. He'd like to be a Shadar-kai.

>>3645378
You've eaten a faerie before. It tasted great and all, but you didn't get any power out of it.

Polymorph him into an ancient egyptian

Then go to Ra's temple and ask for free/cheaper spells

>>3645446
TELL HIM TO PUT ON A SHIRT IN HIS IMAGINATION, WE DON'T CONDONE SHIRTLESS FAGGOTRY.

THEN WONDER WHY THE HELL WE CAN READ HIS MIND.

>>3645436

Garrelf is let in without issue.

You are apparently banned for life.

Explain that if he destroys the fagelf church and kills everyone inside you'll turn him into whatever he wants.

>>3645401
You round up 5 more followers, in your powerful arms. Garrelf manages to convince 2 people to join through the power of persuasion.

8 Followers obtained.

>>3645482
FUCKING ASK SATAN FOR DIRECTIONS TO THE NEAREST FAERIE MOTHERFUCKING BLAST ASS KAPOW A MAJIG WEAPON

WE NEED TO DISPENSE DORFINESS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

>>3645518
This, but do it in front of two satanists.

They'd worship you, tell them to worship Xom instead, for all things are possible through him.

>>3645518
You have no way to contact SATAN!

>>3645539
INVOKE TELEPATHY WITH SATAN'S ARM

>>3645539
Oh, god. What happened to satan's arm?

>>3645549
Oh, sorry. I reuse reaction images.

>>3645539
We should have asked him for one.
Do what we did last time-

>Put up a "Help Wanted" poster:

>"Ability to guard hordes essential, flight and fire-breath a must!"

If you get a dragon, tell him the Glittergold temple stole all your gold.

If you get Satan, ask him for the nearest Faggotry-bane weapon. Then ask him how we can contact him for another drinking session.

THREATEN MORE WORSHIPPERS INTO XOM.

>>3645539
pull his finger

look for who farts,

Achievement Unlocked: Satan Found

>>3645555
Eh, you're doing a fantastic job. Syndicated serials make bigger dick ups that you do. Have a back pat.

>>3645545
You INVOKE Satan's arm!

>>3645583
Why thank you. :u

>>3645615
Something unexpected occurs!

>>3645617
declare this a miracle done by Xom. Get more followers.

>>3645617
PRAISE XOM AND HIS RANDOMNESS

CONVERT TWO MORE PEOPLE

>>3645617
Man, this is going Akira real fast.

>>3645636
>>3645638
2 bystanders think this is rather awesome. You quickly tell them it is a gift from Xom, and tey convert.

10 Followers obtained!

THE WILL OF XOM IS MANIFESTED

CONVERT, AND BE SAVED

>>3645654
Get Garelf transformed into a moderately cool Shadar-Kai dude. Make fun of him for not picking an awesome dorf.

>>3645654
Use Polymorph on Garrelf to turn him into whatever grimdark entity he wishes. Then use it to return your arm to normal armsatan status.

Find local school, pester a girl with SATAN ARM, if you know what I mean
(obtain lunch money for beer - forcibly)

>>3645654
Get garrelf transformed into a delicious steak.
Xom wills it.

I shall, once again, say female dorf.

Knowing it is futile, but funny as hell regardless.

The orc priestess is ecstatic at your rapid progress! She says she will gladly polymorph your friend. What would you like to turn him into?

>>3645687
>>3645691
Shadar-Kai it is!

SLAUGHTER FAGCHURCH WITH NEW SUPER ARM. SHOOT FACE LASERBEAMS AT THEIR FAERIES, ECT.

>>3645712
Animation!

>>3645712
Ask Garrelf about the inside of Glittergold temple. Anything different?

We're taking those fuckers down.

>>3645778
If Elves could look badass, this would be it.

>>3645778
ARE THOSE FUCKING SUNGLASSES?

HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME

>>3645778
I sang the song with this :D total dork right here

>>3645778
It's time for revenge! Back to the Glittergold temple, teach those faggot elves the meaning of pain!

Well we should probably fix that SOBER issue. Like, RIGHT THE FUCKING NOW!

>>3645790
He says it is a simple temple, one room, with an altar with miniature potted trees on it. There seems to be an elf priest and priestess, and also 3 fae as well.

Hey gnome, can we check back in with SKELETON MONKEY?

1. Get plastered off yer ass.
2. Repay those pansy arse treehuggers for their hospitality.

>>3645832
Hey! Satan should still be working for us, right?

We paid for a month. It hasn't been a month yet.

Ask him for a weapon, preferably Axe, but hammer is acceptable, that fucks fae up.

>>3645809
Not sunglasses. Shadar-Kai are fae made of the essence of shadow - their eyes are black pits of nothingness.

Doesn't seem to stop him from seeing though.

>>3645840
switch it, brew cactus brew.

>>3645835

He doesn't seem to be doing so hot, considering you re-killed him last time.

>>3645845
Garrelf never actually paid. He made the contract then promised payment, but died first.

>>3645847
I'll just leave this here...

>>3645832

Fairy bastards haet iron, right? We should get, like...a nailgun? Or a bunch of shrapnel, or something. To better fuck up the poncy ones when we go raid the temple for thinking they could beat us up and get away with it.

>Too many to redirect

Time for some fucking revenge.

>>3645871
Go to OUR LOCAL LIBRARY

to find out and research a weapon or a way to fuck fae up.

>>3645871
Like THAT will stop him. I bet 3 gold he'll get back up in a week.

>>3645899
Shouldn't Garrelf get some weaponry first? Or is he like, a monk or something?

>>3645925
Garrelf uses SHADAR-KAI TECHNIQUE: SHADOW RUSH on the Bear Priest to devastating effect.

Beardbeard goes with the tried and true method of throwing an ax into someone's face, and gets sneak attack damage as well. This battle is off to a good start.

>>3645950
FUCK THAT MEANS SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET BAD. GARRELF SHOULD TELEPORT NECKBREAK WHATEVER ELSE JOINS THE FIGHT.

>>3645950
Say that you don't believe in fairies.

The Bear Priest says he regrets letting you live last time. He won't make the same mistake twice.

The Fae begin runecasting!

>>3645950

Use MUTANT ARM to spread Xom's Love to the fairies.

>>3645978
USE SATAN'S ARM TO COUNTERSPELL ONE. BY HITTING IT VERY HARD.

THROW AN AXE AT ANOTHER ONE.

ALL WHILE RUNNING IN A POSITION TO USE THE BEARPRIEST AS A HUMAN(?) SHIELD.

WHERE IS XOM WHEN YOU NEED HIM
GOD DAMMIT DOESN'T HE CARE ABOUT HIS TOYS

>>3645978
GO FOR BERSERKER RAGE! TRULY YOU CAN DO THAT, BEING A DORF WARRIOR?!

ATTACK INSTANTLY, QUICKLY, ANY PART OF HIS BODY, WITH ANY WEAPON YOU CAN FIND! GIVE HIM NO TIME TO REACT OR RUN OR TO DO ANYTHING BUT DIE!

>>3645984

Use your MUTANT DEVIL ARM to spread Xom's glorious love to the fairies.

>>3645984
One of those runes sure ain't being cast.

SATAN's ARM consumes and destroys the attacked fae.

>>>3645978
HAVE GARRELF TELEPORT AND CRUSH NEARBY FAE WITH HIS HANDS.
(I assume he has the abilities as the D&D race?)

>>3646027
>Garrelf kill the fae

Fuck no. Those bitches gotta pay what they owe.

Beardbeard kills them barring life or death circumstances.

>>3646025

We can't let dirty fae blood enter our body! PROJECTILE VOMIT dead fairy onto other faeries, perhaps the delicious mutagen will mess them up.

>>3646050

Seconding this.

Meanwhile, Garrelf handles the Bear Priest. Enveloping himself in shadows and striking with a Flurry of Blows, Garrelf holds off the druid rather well.

>>3646065
Is that a... face I see on that Bear-elf's paw?

>>3646095

Nah, most likely a screwed up palm.

>>3646050

Also if they start to mutate, tell them that it is a good pain.

So we've already thrown our normal axe. THROW PICKAXE AT FAIRY

>>3646095
>>3646107
Actually, its a facepalm. *rimshot*

>>3646047
>>3646050
>>3646063

Your SATAN's ARM seems to disagree with this idea. It has latched onto the far wall, and seems to be rooting itself upon it.

THREAD AUTO-SAGING. TIME FOR NEW THREAD.

>>3646153

>>3646153
Use SATAN'S ARM to consume the entire building.

That's what we came here to do, right? Kill everyone and destroy the building.

>>3646153
HOLY SHIT AKIRA REFERENCE.
we must make a cape from the wall tapestries.
KANEDA!!!!

Damn, Beardbeard is getting a bit OP isn't he?

>>3646153

Lop off your DEVIL ARM, and get the fuck out of there, as it will most likely start pulling an Akira on everything in the building, sans the psychic stuff though.

>>3646171

New thread found here.

And for the people going through the archives, next part: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3646171/