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Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:04 No.3731322

>>3729099

DnD monster school, no PC races, final destination. Lets flesh out the faculty more.

Librarian - Torg the Troll
Nurse - Drider
Headmaster - Lich
Bus Driver - Tarrasque
Math Teacher - Illithid
Gym Teacher - Demogorgon
Health Teacher - Grazzt
Art Teacher - Marilith
Lunch Lady - Vrock
Janitor - Umber Hulk

DISCUSS. Pic related, the only Lich principle worth having.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:06 No.3731332 >Gym Teacher - Demogorgon As if gym couldn't get any worse...

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:07 No.3731335 AP/Honors Teacher - Beholder Special ed - Doppleganger Guidance Councilers - Inevitables

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:07 No.3731340 >Bus Driver - Tarrasque Shouldn't the Tarrasque be the BUS ITSELF?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:09 No.3731346 Why do the vampires always sit in the corner during lunch looking depressed?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:09 No.3731352 >>3731346 Because they're emo faggots. It also makes it easier to catch them all in the flamer template. PRAISE BE TO THE EMPEROR.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:10 No.3731358 History teacher - Raksasha Science Teacher - Those insect devils that had spears.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:11 No.3731363 >>3731340 Yes, which is why he makes a good bus driver.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:12 No.3731370 >>3731358 Yugoloths?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:12 No.3731371 Here's an idea, what if the popular kid douchebags were the DnD Iconic characters? Mialee the wizard, Gimble the bard, Tordek the fighter, etc.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:12 No.3731374 Does this make the Gelatinous Cube that fat kid no one liked? That makes me feel sad...

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:14 No.3731384 Choir Teacher - destrachan

Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:15 No.3731393
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>>3731335
This entire post is cruel and unusual.

>AP/Honors Teacher - Beholder
Psychotic xenophobes are in charge of the most unique students.

>Special ed - Doppleganger
The insane get taught by someone who could be anyone they know at any time.

>Guidance Councilors - Inevitables
The grand arbiters of the universe, capable of undoing wishes and stopping gods... have to stop kids from committing suicide.

BRILLIANT.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:16 No.3731398 >>3731358 >>3731370 Ice devils.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:16 No.3731399 a Medusa would make a lovely art teatcher too...

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:19 No.3731424 I like this. Miconids - typical science experiment

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:19 No.3731427 Physics - Blue Dragon

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:26 No.3731497 Should it be a nymph that teaches sex ed, or a hag?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:26 No.3731500 >>3731399 Medusa wanted to teach art, but got pissed when she discovered she'd have to teach sculpting "the hard way".

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:28 No.3731522 >>3731497 A mermaid.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:29 No.3731533 >>3731500 She does teatch the painting classes though. And is a frustrates teatcher.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:30 No.3731545 >>3731522 lol, and then you lay your eggs on the bed of rocks and the man comes and fertilizes them... any questions?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:31 No.3731551 >>3731497 A Banshee

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:33 No.3731570 >>3731497 Succubus. DUH.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:35 No.3731595 >>3731533 >She does teatch the painting classes though. And is a frustrates teatcher. I bet you know a lot about frustrates teatchers.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG 02/16/09(Mon)16:36 No.3731600 LITERATURE TEACHER MS. AAARGHARTASKT IS A CHAOS BEAST. SHE HAS GREAT PROBLEM CONTROLLING STUDENTS.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:37 No.3731610 >>3731533 Nah, the Marilith is the art teacher. Rumor holds she's got a thing for that new girl, the halfling chick who just enrolled, but nothing's proven yet.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:50 No.3731714 I'll be nice and suggest useful and appropriate faculty Music - Harpy Biology - Dryad Shop - Modron

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:52 No.3731729 Janitor- Gelatinous cube

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:53 No.3731734 >>3731393 Who are you shitting. AP classes were boring, and the people that took them knew shit. God, AP English was a fucking drag.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)16:55 No.3731749 LUNCHVROK GIVES TORG STRANGE TINGLES IN HIS GIBLETS

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)16:58 No.3731771 >>3731729 JANITOR ALREADY IS TAKEN. UMBERTO IS A NICE HULK. HE GIVES ME ETHNIC FOOD.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:58 No.3731773 I think that the Yuguloths should be the English teachers. I mean, they're such great liars.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:01 No.3731801 >>3731714 >Shop - Modron oh god I lol'd

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:06 No.3731833 We need to put Ethergaunts in there somewhere. They were so cool, yet so criminally underrated

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:07 No.3731834 >>3731398 yeah thats what I was thinking of. Yeah imagine of those fuckers in a lab coat.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:14 No.3731895 >>3731834 They'd be awesome at showing off the effects of liquid nitrogen!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:15 No.3731901 Security or resident police is rune by an ethereal marauder. Career Center is run by a Positive Energon, who assures you that you will get that internship.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:22 No.3731944 >>3731901 Police should be Ethergaunts. They pop out of the Ethereal Realm and grab you without talking to anyone. They can read your mind, they know you're guilty.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)17:23 No.3731948 WHO IS FOREIGN LANGUAGE TUTOR TORG HOPE IT IS NOT ELF TORG GOT GAS FROM LAST ELF TEACHER.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:23 No.3731950 >>3731901 >run Jesus I can't believe I put rune instead of run

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:24 No.3731954 ...are we missing anything? I think we've covered everything.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:25 No.3731961 >>3731948 A Yrthak

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:25 No.3731966 English - Reason Stealer

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:28 No.3731989 >>3731948 It's Umberto.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)17:28 No.3731997 >>3731954 TORG DEMANDS POLITICS AND RELIGION OR FAILING THAT PHILOSOPHY. MORE REASON STEALERS PROBABLY

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:31 No.3732013 >>3731997 TORG YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO MAKE DEMANDS!

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)17:33 No.3732029 >>3731989 THEN WHO WILL MOP FLOORS AND GIVE TORG ETHNIC FOOD >>3732013 RUN ALONG KOBOLD CHILD OR TORG WILL EXPLAIN DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM TO YOU

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:33 No.3732031 A religion teacher, in a D&D setting, with more gods than a redheaded girl's got titty freckles? ho-lee-shit, talk about having one's hands full...

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:35 No.3732041 you'd do well to look at sigil prep. Full of PC races, but has some ideas you could steal. www.sigilprep.com

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:37 No.3732063 >>3732029 Yes mister Torg

Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:38 No.3732070

Chemistry: an Omnimental
Religion: A Kuotoa. Who only teaches about THE GLORIOUS BLIBDOOLPLOOP
Politics: Levistus. Still encased in ice.
Draconic: a great wyrm red dragon. Cranky.
Common as a Second Language: A gibbering mouther. Nobody actually understands common any better after this class.

Also, Cube as a second janitor, and a ravid is the school bookkeeper.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:39 No.3732082 File :1234823967.gif-(8 KB, 477x466, umberto.gif) >Janitor - Umber Hulk Oh I see how it is

Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)17:42 No.3732100

>>3732070
No, Chemistry should also have a rust monster and a gelatinous cube on the faculty.

By the way, google "Wandering Monsters High School". If it's still there, it's a freely downloadable game that lets you put together characters for just this sort of thing. Complete with Campus Crusade for Orcus and classes in assassination.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:44 No.3732114 Medusa = Drama Teacher. Got to have that one hot drama teacher.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:44 No.3732118 >>3732029 HE CAN DO TWO THINGS! There is a recession after all!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:45 No.3732122 File :1234824324.jpg-(14 KB, 300x295, Dr.JanItor.jpg) >>3731322 >Janitor - Umber Hulk You called?

>>	Krthsntch, Religious Studies 02/16/09(Mon)17:47 No.3732139 >>3732070 BLIBDOOLPOOLP, boy. 1 week's detention for you, to be spent helping torg categorize the books

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:48 No.3732147 >>3732114 Weirdly, she never seems to take off her sunglasses, even in yearbook pictures or evening rehearsal sessions.

>>	Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)17:49 No.3732154 >>3732139 You're a monster! Wait...

Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:50 No.3732163

To quote myself, I love the Mind Flayer teaching Math.

>>"Welcome to Calculus. It is here we will mold your brains with mathematics as to make them juicy, succulent, and delic-- ...Excuse me. It is here we will mold your brains with mathematics to help you succeed!"

>>	Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)17:50 No.3732165 I am forced to reiterate: http://www.1km1kt.net/rpg/wandering-monster-high-school

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)17:50 No.3732167 >>3732139 DO NOT WORRY, LITTLE KOBOLD. IT WILL BE GOOD EXPERIENCE. TORG KNOW MANY RAUNCHY JOKES. FOR EXAMPLE THERE WAS THIS ELVEN ADVENTURER AND THEN TORG ATE HIM! HAHAHAHA!

Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:53 No.3732195

>>3732100
I was just listing one possible chem teacher. Honestly, I'd say that there should be multiple teachers for most of the major classes (except the Arts, budget cuts, you know? Gotta support the foorball team!)
Also...
Kobold shop teacher. Most projects involve creating horrible deathtraps.

Pit Fiend teaching Infernal, Balor teaching Abyssal. Due to budget cuts, they both teach in the same classroom. At the same time. Sometimes they teach the same students, as well.

Ettin Assistant Librarian. Learning the Way of Librarianism from GREAT LIBRARIAN TROG.

Aboleth teaching computer classes. The school has recently been mandated to teach the students about how to use computers, and they assigned the teacher from the recently cut Primordial Languages class. Knows even less about dem dere newfangled computrons then the students.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:57 No.3732222 NYMPH CHEERLEADERS

>>	Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)17:58 No.3732228 >>3732195 I like what you've done with the Abyssal and Infernal teachers. Some high schools (mine certainly) have agriculture classes, so how about a pissed-off awakened tree, like Oalian in Eberron?

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)18:01 No.3732250 >>3732228 TORG THOUGHT THAT SHOP CLASS WAS TAUGHT BY TREANT. CLASSES VERY AWKWARD.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:03 No.3732269 >>3732195 Oh god, could you imagine how long his stories would go on for? Think of an old person telling meandering stories x 1000

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:04 No.3732276 >>3732250 Terrible and inevitable mishap involving bandsaw. On the upside, headmaster has new desk.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:07 No.3732296 ITT We turn our anti social experience in High school to a DnD Campaign.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:08 No.3732303 Treant and Modron share the course. With the Treant in charge of and teaching Woodworking shop and the Modron metalworking!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:09 No.3732316 >>3732303 what? The Modron should be teaching about civics!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:10 No.3732319 Music Teacher- Banshrae Rowdy students get a dart to the neck and locusts burst out of their bodies. Yay blowgun flute

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:12 No.3732335 Home Economics is taught by Dalmosh, maybe?

>>	Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)18:17 No.3732374 The only member of a PC race in the school is the cynical, self-serving drow who's teaching Undercommon. His classes tend to break off into long castigations of "that faggot Do'Urden".

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:31 No.3732462 Would anybody be interested in playing a WMHS campaign on IRC?

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)18:32 No.3732470 TORG DEMANDS TO KNOW WHO THE VICE PRINCIPAL IS

>>	No Man 02/16/09(Mon)18:36 No.3732490 Has the first one been archived?

>>	Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)18:38 No.3732498 >>3732470 We don't have any Slaadi yet...

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:40 No.3732514 >>3732470 a Rakshasha. If multiple vice principals, then use the multiple types of Rakshasha

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:41 No.3732525 >>3732470 I propose; A sphinx. Dickery is imminent.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:41 No.3732527 >>3732498 Slaad could be the teacher for Advanced Placement Chaotic Ethics and Principles

>>	Bones 02/16/09(Mon)18:42 No.3732531 >>3732525 The Sphinx should be a secretary in the administration office. "Want to see the principal? Riddle me this: ..."

>>	Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)18:43 No.3732533 >>3732527 "Now, class, cabbage patronymic earwig sledgehammer fish fish fish..."

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:43 No.3732535 >>3732498 Yes we did, in the last thread. Greasers in leather jackets that are in the boating club.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:44 No.3732537 I see an illithid as a biology teacher. Just my viewpoint.

GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)18:46 No.3732554

TORG COMPILES LIST NOW

GREAT LIBRARIAN - TORG THE TROLL
ASSISTANT GREAT LIBRARIAN - PUNY ETTIN
NURSE - DRIDER
PRINCIPAL - LICH
VICE PRINCIPAL - VARIOUS RAKSHASA
BUS DRIVER/BUS - TARRASQUE
MATHS - ILLITHID
GYM - DEMOGORGON
HEALTH - GRAZZT
ART - MARILITH
LANGUAGE - UMBERTO THE UMBER HULK, BALOR, ABYSSAL
LUNCHLADY - LUNCHVROK
LITERATURE - MS. AARGHASAKT THE CHAOS BEAST
SCIENCE TEACHER - ICE DEVIL
SHOP - MODRON AND DESK-TREANT
PRINCIPALS DESK - STILL ALIVE TREANT

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:46 No.3732564 Social Studies: as taught by a Githyanki and a Githzerai

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:48 No.3732580 Home Economics must be a hag, possibly 4th ed Lamia.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:49 No.3732583 >>3732537 with a Hydra as Assitant Teacher/Dissection Subject. >>3732533 The answer to every test question is Giant Frog. And every homework. And the final. However, students must show their work to get any credit.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:50 No.3732588 >>3732554 a Pit Fiend teaching Infernal, and a Balor teaches Abyssal, not a Balor and an Abyssal

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:54 No.3732607 >>3732554 Secretary: Sphinx

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:54 No.3732612 >>3732554 I really, really want to see what their staff room looks like. Morning briefing would be good too.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:55 No.3732617 >Tarrasque bus driver I have just imagined a Tarrasque with Otto's personality. FUCK YES

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:57 No.3732643 >>3732554 But Torg what about the doppleganger special ed teacher and inevitables as guidance councilers?

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)18:59 No.3732655 >>3732588 TORG GREAT LIBRARIAN, NOT MAKE MISTAKE >>3732643 WHAT YOU MEAN, SPECIAL ED TEACHER IS ORK LIKE TORG ...OH

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:00 No.3732667 >>3732655 Yes mr.Torg, he was disguising himself as you to steal your lunch again without any of the faculty suspecting anything! I dont think hes content with his low salary....

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:03 No.3732682 >>3732617 FUND IT also: latin teacher - demon-possesed cleric... "Come children, fuck latin, learn how to summon elder gods instead..."

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:06 No.3732705 >>3732655 ...I thought you were a troll, Torg.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:06 No.3732707 >>3732682 DOING IT WRONG

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:07 No.3732709 File :1234829220.jpg-(130 KB, 500x1000, Drew799.jpg) >>3731322 First thing OP reminded me of.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)19:07 No.3732717 >>3732705 ..GO AWAY KOBOLD CHILD NOTHING TO SEE HERE

Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:12 No.3732744

>>3732682
Wrong.
YOU ARE DOING IT.
Besides, why would we need a possessed cleric teaching Latin when we have A BALOR TEACHING ABYSSAL AND A PITFIEND TEACHING INFERNAL
In the same classroom.
At the same time.

How is Possessed Cleric better? And why would a school for D&D monsters be teaching Latin?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:13 No.3732752 >>3732744 Gibbering mouther teaching common is cuter.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:16 No.3732767 >>3732752 I like Gibbering Mouther teaching Common as a Second Language better.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:17 No.3732773 Music teacher should be a Banshee Or satyr, if you're faggots.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:23 No.3732817 Gelatinous cube serving itself in the cafeteria...

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:23 No.3732818 >>3732773 Satyr teaches Modern Jazz and Dance?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:25 No.3732831 >>3732773 Or a Harpy. Or a Siren.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:26 No.3732837 >>3732717 It's okay Torg. Just write it down on your hand.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)19:35 No.3732908 WHAT IS NAME OF SCHOOL

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:40 No.3732945 Dedragon's Institute of Higher Learning: Raising your little monsters to be excellent dungeon guards for over 3000 years!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:41 No.3732954 >>3732908 IT has several names. All wich sunders our minds just trying to pronounce. That or in torgs case; HOME

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:45 No.3732983 >>3732908 Dimensional School of Monsterology. I suspect there should be other classes. Like Lying and Torture. kind of like the disgaea netherworlds.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:47 No.3732999 >Bus - Tarrasque Fixed.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:49 No.3733016 M. G. Tharzidun High School

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:50 No.3733028 >>3732999 We went over this multiple times already. Mr. Tarrasque is both the driver and the bus.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)19:51 No.3733046 >>3733028 WAIT TARRASQUE IS MISTER? THEN AT CHRISTMAS PARTY.. UH OH

>>	Tarrasque 02/16/09(Mon)20:02 No.3733130 >>3733046 TROG, WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME? WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING ME, I THOUGHT YOU CARED FOR ME. THAT ONE TIME, AT THE PARTY, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:04 No.3733145 >>3733130 I THOUGHT TARRASQUE WAS LADY 'DAN' IS GENDER NEUTRAL NAME

>>	Dan the Tarrasque Bus Driver 02/16/09(Mon)20:07 No.3733175 >>3733145 So, you don't like me because I'm not a lady? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME TROG. NOW I'LL DIE ALONE, I NEVER CAN STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS AVOIDING ME FOR SOME REASON.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:08 No.3733188 >>3733175 TROG NOT INTO DUDES THAT ONE TIME IN COLLEGE DID NOT COUNT BECAUSE TROG WAS HIGH AND ANYWAY COLLEGE IS WHEN YOU EXPERIMENT WITH THAT SORT OF THING AND TROG WAS ON TOP

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:17 No.3733268 >>3733175 ALSO YOU ARE LIKE HUNDRED TIMES TROGS SIZE IT JUST WOULDNT WORK

>>	Dan the Tarrasque Bus Driver 02/16/09(Mon)20:19 No.3733294 >>3733268 OF COURSE IT COULD WORK. I CAN GET A DRESS MADE AND EVERYTHING. TOO BIG? YOU CAN FIT, I DON'T MIND IF I'M ON BOTTOM.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:20 No.3733309 >>3733294 TORG NOT GAY DAMMIT

>>	Dan the Tarrasque Bus Driver 02/16/09(Mon)20:21 No.3733314 >>3733309 MOTHER WAS RIGHT, I AM UGLY AND USELESS.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:21 No.3733319 Oh god, now I can't stop thinking about the tarrasque asking a troll to "pretend"

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:21 No.3733324 >>3733309 Of course Torg's not gay. His identical twin brother Trog on the other hand...

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:23 No.3733344 >>3733324 TROG AM NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. ALWAYS SETTING UP TROUBLE FOR TORG. SAYING TORG ORK. SEDUCING ANDROGYNOUS TARRASQUE'S. STEALING TORG STAPLER. TORG NEED THAT STAPLER!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:24 No.3733360 >>3733145 I can see an awesome Fight Club ending coming here.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:26 No.3733375 >>3733360 Wait, wrong post - I meant to quote >>3733344

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:27 No.3733389 I did a double-take as I scrolled past this thread, thinking it was, finally, a new Drew thread. I was sorely disappointed.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:28 No.3733400 >>3733389 ARE YOU RELATED TO TORG YOU DEFINITELY TROLL

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:33 No.3733447 >>3733400 I'm not saying it's a bad thread, mind you. I'm just...disappointed. Where are my fucking Drew threads? How long has it been since the last one?

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:36 No.3733476 >>3733447 TORG JUST GLAD TO TALK TO YOU AND NOT DAN THAT BITCH BE TRIPPING

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:48 No.3733600 TORG HOPES CRAZY BUSLADY TARRASQUE DOES NOT GO RUN HIS MOUTH AND RUIN TORGS CHANCES WITH PRETTY LUNCHVROK

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:57 No.3733679 /tg/, I love you.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)21:12 No.3733818 >>3733679 TORG NOT SWING THAT WAY BUT COULD HOOK YOU UP WITH HOT TARRASQUE

Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)21:18 No.3733869

M.G Tharzidun School For Advanced Monstering and Dungeon Guardening.

Staff
Principal – Lich
Vice-Principal – Various Rakshasas
Principals Secretary – Sphinx
Principals Desk – Still-living Treant
Great Librarian – Trog
Assistant Great Librarian – Puny Ettin
Nurse – Drider
Bus Driver & Bus – Dan the Androgynous Tarrasque
Maths Teacher – Illithid
Gym – Demogorgon
Health – Grazzt
Art – Marilith
Infernal Language – Pit Fiend
Abyssal Language – Balor
Draconic Language – Cranky Red Dragon
Common Language – Gibbering Mouther
Literature – Ms. Aarghasakt the Chaos Beast
History - Rakshasha
Science Teacher – Ice Devil
Shop – Modron, Kobold and Desk-Treant (Wood-work)
Social Studies – Githyanki & Githzerai
Religion - Kuotoa
Home Economics – Hag/Lamia
Special Ed./Guidance Counsellor – Doppleganger
AP/Honours Teacher – Beholder
Guidance Counsellor - Inevitable
Music – Satyr
Drama - Medusa
Janitors – Umberto The Umber Hulk & A Gelatinous Cube
Lunch Lady – Lunch-Vrok

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)21:24 No.3733931 >>3733818 BBW = Big Beautiful what, exactly?

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)21:24 No.3733938 >>3733931 Weapon obviously

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)21:25 No.3733942 STAFF LOOKS DONE WHAT WERE STUDENTS MOST KOBOLDS JOCKS OWLBEARS ELVES FAIRYBOOS MEDUSAS BITCHES?

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)21:27 No.3733964 >>3733931 >>3733938 UH YEAH TARRASQUE HAS BIG BEAUTFIUL WEAPON VERY HOT

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)21:44 No.3734110 >>3733869 Other ideas so far Chemistry: Rust Monster and Gelatinous Cube , Omnimental Politics: Levistus School Bookkeeper: Ravid Advanced Placement Chaotic Ethics and Principles- Slaad Biology- Illithid with Hydra assistant teacher

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)21:47 No.3734133 >>3734110 Actually, make the hydra a student intern

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)21:53 No.3734186 WHEN A WRITEFAG GETS HOLD OF THIS GIVE ME A SHOT AT LUNCHVROK AND DONT MENTION THE THING WITH BUS-TARRASQUE

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:13 No.3734333 >>3734186 Sorry Torg, that story gets at least two chapters of attention.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:14 No.3734342 >>3734333 It will be faptastic.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:26 No.3734422 WHERE ARE THE GARGOYLES A SCHOOL CAN'T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT GARGOYLES!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:28 No.3734431 >>3734422 On the roof. Duh.

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:29 No.3734444 >>3734431 Of course. The gargoyles are the janitors! Why didn't I think of that?!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:30 No.3734453 >>3734444 My god! Imagine how little of a pigeon problem the school has!

>>	Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)23:22 No.3734814 bump

Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)00:18 No.3734926

M.G Tharzidun School For Advanced A Gelatinous Cube and A Gelatinous Cube Guardening.

Staff
Principal – A Gelatinous Cube
Vice-Principal – A Gelatinous Cube
Principals Secretary – A Gelatinous Cube
Principals Desk – Still-living A Gelatinous Cube
Great Librarian – A Gelatinous Cube
Assistant Great Librarian – Puny A Gelatinous Cube
Nurse – A Gelatinous Cube
Bus Driver & Bus – Dan the Androgynous A Gelatinous Cube
Maths Teacher – A Gelatinous Cube
Gym – A Gelatinous Cube
Health – A Gelatinous Cube
Art – A Gelatinous Cube
Infernal Language – Pit A Gelatinous Cube
Abyssal Language – A Gelatinous Cube
Draconic Language – Cranky A Gelatinous Cube
Common Language – Gibbering A Gelatinous Cube
Literature – Ms. Aarghasakt the A Gelatinous Cube
History - A Gelatinous Cube
Science Teacher – Ice A Gelatinous Cube
Shop – A Gelatinous Cube, A Gelatinous Cube and Desk-A Gelatinous Cube(Wood-work)
Social Studies – A Gelatinous Cube & A Gelatinous Cube
Religion -A Gelatinous Cube
Home Economics – A Gelatinous Cube/A Gelatinous Cube
Special Ed./Guidance Counsellor – DoppleA Gelatinous Cube
AP/Honours Teacher – A Gelatinous Cube
Guidance Counsellor - A Gelatinous Cube
Music – A Gelatinous Cube
Drama - A Gelatinous Cube
Janitors – Umberto A Gelatinous Cube & A Gelatinous Cube
Lunch Lady – Lunch-A Gelatinous Cube

>>	Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)00:21 No.3734947 >>3733869 Superintendent - Acererak, the demilich.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)00:23 No.3734962 >>3734422 Hall Monitors

>>	Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)00:29 No.3735009 Anatomy/Physiology- Atropal. The dead pigs keep reanimating before anyone can cut them open.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)01:19 No.3735477 Shouldn't the history teacher be an Aboleth?

>>	Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)01:40 No.3735623 Football coach - Hill Giant

>>	Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)03:11 No.3736319 Best thread ever.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)03:58 No.3736807 >>3734962 Beholders.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)05:28 No.3737487 Thread ain't dead.

>>	Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)05:29 No.3737493 Sex Ed: Gnoll, (used to be a succubus but she is taking a sabbatical to do some private tutoring on the lower planes)

>>	Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)05:33 No.3737518 >>3737493 Perfect. she can teach boys and girls, since she's got parts for both.

>>	GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/17/09(Tue)07:04 No.3737960 >>3734333 NO! TORG NEVER HAVE CHANCE WITH PRETTY LUNCHVROK IF SHE THINK TORG GAY

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