>>3883192
Oh, and for Future reference, the other characters have the following names: Volg Hive Guardsman: Bruul Dakka. Feral World Guardsman: Grak Hak. Imperial World Arbitrator: Acadia Inez. Forge World Techpriest: Barbosa Cromwell. Imperial World Psyker Able Bones. Noble Born Cleric(prev. Assassin): Alaric Nihilius. Dusk Feral World Moritat Assassin(prev. Scum): Roth Garm.

Anyway, on the travel to Solomon, we get accosted by pirates shortly after exiting the warp (GM randomly rolls each time). The get past the batteries and dock with our transport, and send in a boarding party, and since they docked in the hallway outside our rooms (we got BAD rooms for the trip) We are the first thing they run into. Thankfully, the blaring sirens and sounds of shouting invaders did wake us, and we had time enough to set up cover and make the hallway something of a deathtrap, and after killing sixteen pirates who tried to rush us, the rest are bunkered down, and we have ourselves a stalemate. After a few rounds pass with only an occasional trade of potshots, Grendel (who had not hit a single pirate with his stub revolver) has an idea. He conferrs with our new Cleric Nihilius (who had taken the Firebrand redemptionist background) for a bit, and then after fiddling a bit, walks out into the open (he was made to take a fear test to walk down bullet avenue, but failed by less than a degree, so after spending a bit of time whimpering, he went).

CONT

>>3883200
The pirates, seeing this, get ready to turn him into a pile of bullets, before a few of them pass an awareness check to notice Grendel had strapped twelve flamer fuel cannisters to his chest, and was holding a firebomb in one hand and a molotov (quick and dirty conversion of rotgut using a piece of cloth) in the other with a lit Iho stick in his mouth. The pirates who passed the check proceed to frantically prevent their less observant compatriots from opening fire. So Grendal walks until he is pretty much right in the faces of the pirates, and proceeds to try and threaten to blow himself up and kil all of them if they don't get off the ship. GM makes Grendel roll an intimidate check(he is unskilled in intimidate). He rolled a 99. GM rules he stands there stuttering and gibbering for a moment, at which point grendel spends a Fate Point to reroll. He rolls a 1. The pirates flee for their lives, leaving behind their fallen comrades.

Grendel, before the campaign even truly began, pulled a Gran Torino-esque crazy old man moment, and made pirates run away from one fat guy.

CONT

>>3883206
So, thinking we are hot stuff after looting the fallen pirates, the Captain and the other passengers/crewmembers show up, and congratualte the acolytes. The Nihilius decides to try and charm the captain into upgrading their room and board, maybe even pay them for services rendered, in light of their actions. He rolls to charm, and rolls a 100. Nihilius insults the 'lesser beings' that are all those not of the Nobility, and turns the admiring masses into bitter and angry fucks, who proceed to think of us and racist, assholic dicks. Way to go Nihilius. We are advised to stay in our piss poor rooms until we arrive at Solomon, and we do. Nihilius is convinced it is the Psyker Able's fault, and Able morosely agrees, and flagelates himself in the corner, crying about what a repulsive mutant he is.

The rest of the trip passes without incident, and we land on Solomon, and get down to investigating. we hit up the administratum, the local law enforcement, and briefly speak with some of the nobles who strongarmed our Inquisitor into doing this. Pretty much all we get is generic legends about the Beast of Solomon, and how things sound like they got worse in the underhive. Rather clearly we will have to investigate their. So we head down to the underhive, and start asking around. Pretty much every time we mention our topic of interest, people get scared shitless and run the fuck away. Understandable, as fluff presents the Beast of Solomon as being a terrifying legend. So, we are getting nowhere, and decide to call it a day after meeting back up and heading to a seedy hotel in the underhive to spend the night.

CONT

>>3883213
During the night, Able is awakened by a group of robed and cowled individuals trying to bodily spirit him away from the hotel. In panic, he manifest Warp Howl, and manages to fuck that up with a Psychic Phenomena, and now everyone is floating up onto the ceiling. Predictably, this manages to wake up everyone, who proceed to Able's room, to find Able alone, who proceeds to start apologizing profusely for not catching any of his abducters. Nihilius calls him warp tainted scum not fit to breath, Able cries, and the Techpriest Cromwell punches Nihilius in the gut and tells him to stop being a cunt to his teammate, there are more important things to do (Cromwell really only punched him just for a chance to hit a cleric, what with the whole opposed faiths thing). Squabbling commences, and then everyone goes back to sleep with a watch order established.

Morning comes, and the Acolytes have a new topic of inquiry: robed abducters. For a while they get nowhere again, but the Arbitrator Inez actually finds someone who recognizes this, and after some cajoling he tells us that the cowled people took his sister around the time that the sacrifices to the Beast started drastically rising. Interesting. Another day spent inquiring reveals many people have had family members just vanish, and some have also seen these robed strangers taking them away, all taking place during the rise in sacrifices.

Quick backstory, the Beast of Solomon is an open ended horror legend from Disciples of the Dark Gods, and underhivers sacrifice members of their own family and friends just so that it doesn't kill them. these abductions are markedly different.

CONT

>>3883223
We even run into someone who had the balls to follow the abductors for a time, and saw them vanishing into the same parts of the underhive the Beast of Solomon is claimed to inhabit. We go back up to the overhive, and contact the Nobles who tasked our inquisitor (and us, by proxy) with this mission, and the cleric and arbitrator converse with them, saying how it would be far easier and expedient to solve this problem if they could help us get some local Arbitrators as backup. some good charm and blather rolls later, and several of the nobles reluctantly aggre. Simultaneous to this, the rest of the party has entered the Inquisitorial holdings in the hive, and after presenting their credentials and introducing themselves, explains how, if they could get some degree of backup, they can most likely make the local inquisitors look responsible for both ending the disappearances, resuming work levels in the underhive, and dispelling the Beast of Solomon myth in one fell swoop. a 1 and a 2 are rolled during this, and low and behold, some acolyte trainees are sent to get experience with us, and a few Inquisitorial Stormtroopers. Awesome.

So, with allies everywhere, we proceed into the underhive, and start searching near the area the guy had led us to. Sure enough, we find a locked room with lots of noise behind it, and what Grendel identifies as cult symbols on it. It's GO TIME. The Inquisitorial stormtroopers blow the door off with charges and charge in, spraying bullets everywhere. We opt to let the Arbitrators charge in next, and go in last with the trainees, imparting the greatest possible words of wisdom to them: Let other people take the bullets for you.

CONT

>>3883230
Funny thing, as we charge in, we notice a great deal of brass and red colors. In fact, looking to near the back of the room, we see some wierd lights and the Psyker gets some feedback from Psyniscience. We look at the grinning GM and realize he did it again: We just made a bloodbath out of a Khornish summoning ritual. Fuck. Double Fuck. A goddamn Bloodletter RIDING A JUGGERNAUGHT OF KHORNE pops in to say hi, and after about two thirds of our forces fail their willpower tests, charges us. What proceeds is a Scooby Doo chase sequence, with us running away from the beast, until the corridor branches. We all split and go different ways, because fuck this scares us. The Daemons charge after the two Guardsmen, Dakka and Hak, and everyone tries to navigate the labyrinth. Grendel and Cromwell make their way back to the cultist room first, and finds that the Inq stormtroopers and the arbitrators had cleaned up, and all the cultist are dead, and it reeks of blood everywhere in that room.

CONT

>>3883241
The four trainee acolytes with Grendel and Cromwell gag at the smell, but one remarks 'At least this proves the Beast of Solomon isn't real!'

Remember how the dissapearances are different from the Beast sacrifices, and how the abductions are recent whereas the beast is not? GUESS WHAT SQUEEZES THROUGH THE VENTS TO SAY HI. Yeah, BEAST OF SOLOMON TIME. CUE MORE SCOOBY DOO FLEEING. So now pretty much everyone (stormtroopers, arbitrators, acolytes and trainees) are dashing around, both trying to keep away from the daemons (and the beast for those who know it is here) and trying to find eachother. The Beast decided to follow Grendel, because all that fat makes for a savory meal I guess, and so Grendel and co are running like hell to get away. Eventually they reach a broken bit of underhive where on one side there is no wall, just a drop the whol way to the surface, about a mile down. and just as we are about to flee out the other pathway, here comes the rest of the party and helpers, chased by the daemons. Good times.

CONT

>>3883256
So, we are trapped and terrified, when Grendel and Able devise a plan. Able tries to cast a modified Psychi Stench, one to make something smell highly desireable instead of repulsive, and succeeds in casting it... on Grendel. Grendel charges forward, trying to get in between the monsters, while everyone else tries to geet into the tunnels. Both the Beast and the Daemons charge Grendel, but there is a slight problem: Grendel is equidistant between them, and one awesome untrained dodge roll later, they have collided, with the Bloodletter getting thrown onto the Beast, who then tries to eat it's new friend, and the Juggernaught temporarily dazed.

CONT

>>3883263

Grendel declares he is going to try and climb and ride the Juggernaught. he is made to roll two difficult agility tests, one to climb it and one to mount it. He rolls a 9 and a 12. He then uses Grendel's Claw to goad the Juggernaught forward, and after making some awesome suggestive stabs, encourages it to charge, ramming some of its spikes into the Beast, still entangled with the bloodletter. He tries to turn the Juggernaught, and rolls a 2 on this attack, and gets the Juggernaught, Beast of Solomon and Bloodletter pile to all be moving at ramming speed straight at the broken part of the wall. He attempts to leap off the pile of bodies, rolls a 87 and fails miserably, and spends his last fate point to try again. He fails by one point.

Grendel leaps off the now plummeting pile of bodies, and Burns a fate point, and manages to wrap a hand around an exposed piece of rebar, as behind him a Juggernaught, a Bloodletter and the Beast of Solomon all plummet to their deaths. FUCK YEAH!

THE END

>>3883200
Thanks for the update. I was wondering about the other guys.

>Bruul Dakka

That is the orkiest guardsman name I have ever heard.

>Nihilius is convinced it is the Psyker Able's fault, and Able morosely agrees, and flagelates himself in the corner, crying about what a repulsive mutant he is.

I like these guys.

The legend of Grendel lives on.

Khorne will be buying this man some strippers.

>>3883271
KHORNE AND TZEENTCH ARE PLEASED!

>GM makes Grendel roll an intimidate check(he is unskilled in intimidate). He rolled a 99. GM rules he stands there stuttering and gibbering for a moment, at which point grendel spends a Fate Point to reroll. He rolls a 1. The pirates flee for their lives, leaving behind their fallen comrades. Grendel, before the campaign even truly began, pulled a Gran Torino-esque crazy old man moment, and made pirates run away from one fat guy.
FUCKING AWESOME!
>Grendel declares he is going to try and climb and ride the Juggernaught. he is made to roll two difficult agility tests, one to climb it and one to mount it. He rolls a 9 and a 12. He then uses Grendel's Claw to goad the Juggernaught forward, and after making some awesome suggestive stabs, encourages it to charge, ramming some of its spikes into the Beast, still entangled with the bloodletter. He tries to turn the Juggernaught, and rolls a 2 on this attack, and gets the Juggernaught, Beast of Solomon and Bloodletter pile to all be moving at ramming speed straight at the broken part of the wall. He attempts to leap off the pile of bodies, rolls a 87 and fails miserably, and spends his last fate point to try again. He fails by one point. Grendel leaps off the now plummeting pile of bodies, and Burns a fate point, and manages to wrap a hand around an exposed piece of rebar, as behind him a Juggernaught, a Bloodletter and the Beast of Solomon all plummet to their deaths. FUCK YEAH!
DOUBLE FUCKING AWESOME!

Ok, NOW the inquisition and shit HAVE to give this man some reward.

>>3883271
To summarize FUCK YEAR GRENDEL!

Grendel is...astonishing. Amazing. The EMPRAH favours him. First the whole 'beheading a charnal demon' thing, now this?

I swear, if he ends up dying some horribly bitch death somewhere I'm going to be pissed.

>>3883360
I, personally, recommend a Callidus wife or something, to breed new soldiers for the Imperium.
The Inquisition was probably going to try that with Cain, but couldn't get to him.

>>3883360
New houserule - All rolls resulting in Grendel's death from daemons must be fudged so that he now lives, if only barely

>and spends his last fate point to try again

>Grendel leaps off the now plummeting pile of bodies, and Burns a fate point

Wait, what?

>>3883360
One of Khorne's portfolios is honor, correct?

One more encounter like that and he will have to step down his skull throne in shame, giving his position to Grendel as the new chaos power of awesome.

>>3883389

Different ways of describing the same scene, sounds like.

Am I the only one who imagines the Emperor and Khorne engaging in a furious battle over who can claim ownership of Grendel's soul?

Grendel is the incarnation of NOBLEBRIGHT in the face of a GRIMDARK universe.

>>3883429
...Okay, I can't be the only one who wants to demand a drawfag get on this, am I?

And, drum roll please, WHAT HAS GRENDEL WON FOR HIS BADASSERY TODAY!

1 new fate point, with that fresh point smell!
750 bonus experience, for doing the impossible!
+5 permanent Agility for his acrobatic prowess! (bringing the total to 32! He now is a fast fat guy!)
The Sprint Talent (for running away so much!)
1,000 Thrones from the nobles for doing so well at resoring work efficeincy amongst their serfs!
A batch of fanboys made of trainee acolytes, arbitrators and a few Inquisitorial Stormtroopers!

BONUS INFO: He had still not bought any Sound Constitutions or armor by this point. Recognizing the folly in this, he bought ONE WHOLE WOUND and SOME MESH ROBES.
AP 3 all, TB 2, 10 Wounds. HE IS NOW UNKILLABLE!
He also added a kill counter to his robe (It has caricatures of a Charnel Daemon, A Juggernaught of Khorne and a Bloodletter on one side, and a the Beast of Solomon on the other, which looks like a giant worm with teeth and scales)

>Nihilius is convinced it is the Psyker Able's fault, and Able morosely agrees, and flagelates himself in the corner, crying about what a repulsive mutant he is.

lulz

>>3883389
Spent fate points regenerate between sessions/resting/whatever the GM rules.

Burnt fate points never come back.

You can Burn a Spent fate point.

CLARIFICATION

>>3883450
>He also added a kill counter to his robe (It has caricatures of a Charnel Daemon, A Juggernaught of Khorne and a Bloodletter on one side, and a the Beast of Solomon on the other, which looks like a giant worm with teeth and scales)
Itz...byootiful...

>>3883450
PERSONAL RETARDATION ERROR!

Grendel previously had 8 wounds, and now has 9 total wounds, not 10.
I JUST ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE OF ARITHMETIC CORRECTED!

>>3883448

You are not. I also want to see this drawfagged.

Oh... My... God... He's gonna hit Saint-hood soon I bet. I can see it now, Saint Grendel, Saint of kicking Chaos ass! After decapitating a Carnal Demon, he then stares down a group of pirates, then proceeds to ride a Juggernaut... Just let that sink in for a moment.. and uses it as a make-shift batting ram to kill a Blood Letter, and another big nasty creature by throwing them of a cliff?! Whats next?! Making a Bloodthirster cry and beg for mercy? Maybe making a Daemonette become celibate?

In short... Grendel and his buddies need to get payed for being badasses.

>>3883389
you can burn fate points even if you've used all of them already, you just get the total reduced.

AMUSING INFORMATION:

The GM has now forced Grendel to take Forbidden Lore(Daemons) because he has been responsible for killing three different types (All with Malleus Majoris threat ratings) and RODE A JUGGERNAUGHT OF KHORNE LIKE IT WAS HIS BITCH.

Grendel reluctantly agreed to actually learn something about the things he kills so easily.

>>3883520
>Whats next?! Making a Bloodthirster cry and beg for mercy? Maybe making a Daemonette become celibate?
His next exploit concludes with Khorne coming out of the warp and giving him a salute.
Picture most definitely related.

Ok, so what do I have to download for this system? I think I want a piece of this action.

>>3883574

Go to /rs/. Search for "Dark Heresy". Accept that Grendel is the exception and not the rule.

>>3883593
Seriously the kind of shit Grendel pulls off is the stuff Imperial Legends are made of. SPACE MARINES hardly ever decapitate a great daemon with one stroke. And here a fat adept did. If he dies he WILL be sainted.

I don't really know what a charnel demon looks like, but whatever.

this is the kind of shit that becomes an epic poem

Grendel has taken Dark Heresy and is playing like he is in Exalted. I am in awe of his badassery.

>>3883624
For a mishmash of squiggly lines, that looks pretty badass.
Also, consider Grendel stolen for godhood as a deity in my D&D campaign.

>>3883564
DO THIS.
For the love of the Emperor/Khorne/WHATEVER do this!

>>3883664
I can see it now...Alignment:Neutral Good Portfolio : Knowledge, Learning, Awesomeness, Demon Slaying.

His symbol will be a book with a demon blooded knife as a place holder.

>>3883192
>Nihilius is convinced it is the Psyker Able's fault, and Able morosely agrees, and flagelates himself in the corner, crying about what a repulsive mutant he is.

I did oh so love this line.

And fucking hell, your game sounds awesome. Even without Grendel there to make it extra-awesome.

>>3883682
Dude, did you read my fucking mind?
I mean, aside from switching neutral good to lawful good, you pretty much plucked the idea right from my head. Holy fuck!

Goddamn, if there was a crusade going on, you'd likely be swiped up and used as the figurehead for the crusade. Especially if the crusade was against chaos.


But seriously props to them, I can only imagine his end, when it comes, will be horrifically gory. Only to have him take down whatever killed him (and / or be reincarnated as a saint of man or daemon of khorne)

>>3883698
Hive mind...? Anywho, off to MSpaint to draw that symbol before I forget!

>>3883616
It's the kind of thing one would expect from an Ordo Malleus inquisitor, which I assume will be Grendel's ultimate occupation.

I have this song playing in the background as I read this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4YLIacGZo
Something tells me I cant find a more suitably epic-sounding piece for something as awesome as this.

>>3883360
Grey Knight Kegger!

>>3883703
I'm not sure if Khorne would want to make Grendel into one of his champions. He sounds like much too fun of an opponent to just get rid of like that.

>Nihilius is convinced it is the Psyker Able's fault, and Able morosely agrees, and flagelates himself in the corner, crying about what a repulsive mutant he is.

what a fag

>>3883729

Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it does.

Unless it's Khorne's OWN blood, and there's no collateral damage to make the loss worthwhile.

Sage for Jim Profit-ish faggotry.

/tg/ is NOT your fucking campaign log.

>>3883749
aren't bloodthirsters supposed to weaken khorne when each dies?

>>3883749
But as a god of martial prowess can't Khorne appreciate the fact that this unbecoming little 'nobody' has not only decapitated one of the nastiest things in galaxy with a single swing of a knife but also DRIVEN two powerful daemons and some foul pit-spawn off of a cliff? Those sorts of exploits seem to have 'worthy opponent' written all over them to me.

>>3883801
Do you have ANY FUCKING IDEA the heresy you are propagating by saging this thread? Much less accusing it of JIM PROFIT LEVEL FAGGOTRY?

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM CLICK CLICK* *reload* *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM CLICK*

FUCK! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT MORE THAN TWO CLIPS!

>>3883813
He fought a BloodLETTER, not a BloodTHIRSTER.

While less terrifying, it is still OH FUCK RUN

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3883192/
The thread has been archived!

>>3883828
You can borrow my pulse rifle

>>3883801
Wait, wut?

Let's see now.

-Charnal Daemon
-Bloodletter
-Juggernaut of Khorne
-The Fucking Beast of Solomon.

What the hell could top that list?

>>3883886
Killing a Bloodthirster by surfing a Baneblade into it?

>>3883886
Bloodthirster maybe?

>>3883801
Go sage yourself, you tard. Grendel got two drawings on it's first story, and archived at +21 in the first thread he was in.

>>3883886
Killing Grendel would, but nobody wants that.

>>3883826
And now I'm imagining Eye of the Tiger playing up while Khorne is training like FUCK to have a worthy duel with this guy.
Come on, /tg/, you know this would be awesome.

>>3883905
Holy fuck!

>>3883828
Here, take my pulse rifle, such badassery needs defending.

Actually, you know what would be interesting?

Khorne takes a special interest in Grendal, and sends a single Daemon after him. A Herald of Khorne, an extremely skilled Bloodletter duellist with the single-minded desire to hunt down Grendel, cut him off from his allies, and face him in single combat.

The Blood-Duellist is bound by a strict code of honour; it cannot, WILL not, kill anyone except Grendel. It can however quite happily wound and injure, and may well have a number of allies to keep Grendels team-mates from helping him.

Just an idea.

>>3883956
Whoops, should say particle rifle there.

Space Marines are going to start recruiting off of Grendel's home world because HOLY FUCK.

>>3883826

Oh, definitely. If anything, Khorne's marked the guy on his most wanted list. I'd expect a spike in cult popularity and blood sacrifices. This will ensure Grendel WILL be sent to fight whatever blood daemons can be summoned, so that some havoc and bloodshed will ensue. Even if Grendel manages to pull off another epic maneuver and kills some daemons with minimal losses, Khorne will learn more and more.

Khorne's probably banking on Grendel messing up in the future. After all, Khorne can keep sending daemons if they fall. Grendel's still mortal...I think.

I mean once is a fluke, but ANOTHER incident involving defeated large daemons? He has to be marked or something. Maybe he's the last descendant of Lecointe.

I can just see the Emperor mocking Khorne in the Warp after all this stuff happens.

"Hey pop-Khorne! Check this shit out!"
"Go away Emperor. I just weaseled one of my daemons into a summoning and I want to see how its doing."
"That's what Im here about. One of my boys just ripped it's shit up."
"No way! There are no Marines on that planet! There isn't even a good Guard regiment! Just how stupid do you think I am?!"
"Im serious."
"You're lying!"
"Just watch."
*A Carnal Daemon head flies passed*
"I hate you so much."

"Hey Khornecob! Check this shit out!"
"Shut up Emperor! Ive got another summoning going!"
"Yeah...about that..."
"Oh no! You aren't screwing this one up! I checked and there is NOONE on that planet that can stop me this time!"
"Except Grendel."
"No..."
"Yes."
"No, I mean 'No, you're wrong.' Grendel was killed by pirates! I saw it!"
"He wasn't. Watch."
*Bloodletter, Beast of Solomon, and Juggernaut fall by*
"I hate you so much."

Oh yes, and to all those who are wondering what Grendel can do now, the GM has revealed that our next campaign, which is planned to longer than the previous ones, will take place on a warworld, where IG and Orks are fighting.

TIME FOR GRENDEL TO GET RIGHT ORKY

>>3883959
I foresee an awesome plot hook in the future!

I hope he fucking kills Karnak now.

Know why Karnak would come? Because he's Khorne's head-hunting pooch, and Khorne's starting to feel a little bit threatened by Grendel.

>>3883981
I fucking love this Dialogue.

And the GM has revealed the Khorne has taken a personal 'interest' in Grendal and the party, so we are expected to see him again soon.

>>3883988
Warboss Grendel has a certain ring to it...

>>3883959
Oh, that is awesome.

IMMA BRINGING THIS TO THE GM. HE MAY OR MAY NOT DO THIS

>>3884011
Whatever happens, you better keep us informed. More Grendel badassery is required.

>>3883988
He's had some luck against daemons, but can he handle the boyz?

I want to hear more from Nihilius too, though. That dude is classic.

>>3883959
If it's at the point where Khorne has a vendetta against this guy, you'd think the Ordo Malleus would be very interested in him as well.

>>3883999
ZOGGIN GORK AN MORK WOULD YA LOOK AT DAT. DAT HUMIE JUST KRUMPED DA WARBOSS LIKE 'E WAS A SQUIG OR SOMEFIN'. I AIN'T NEVA SEEN ANYFIN' SO ORKY...

rolled 62 = 62

>>3883981
>"Hey Khornecob! Check this shit out!"
>"NOT RIGHT NOW EMPEROR! I'M A VERY BUSY MAN!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6tP2V-sWU8

>>3884011
PRESSURE HIM INTO IT LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR! FUDGE THE ROLLS SO THAT GRENDEL COMES OUT HOLDING THE THINGS HEAD IN HIS FUCKING HANDS!

>>3883905
sorta like this then?

Question OP: Which one are you?

>>3884034
I guess a Basalisk might work, though it wouldn't be as awesome as surfing a Baneblade

Kharn versus Grendel.

Think about it.

>>3884049

>>3884049
>>3884062
You're a dick, you know that?

>>3883998
...why am I thinking of Khorne-chan?

>>3883988
Grendel leading orks?

I support this

>>3884079
Khorne-chan is tsundere for Grendel.

>>3884038
The Techpriest, Cromwell.

>>3884049

>>3884088
...OP, try to convince your group of this, somehow.
Then tell us how it went.

And again.

>>3884122
Bump for the Bump God!

>>3884096
THIS ANON'S MEMORY IS ABOVE PAR.

But yeah, I am the Techpriest, and I hate the Cleric, what with the faith conflict, but this does not at all mean I like the Psyker, or anyone else, since they are all full human.

Except Grendel. I don't have any dislike of him, simply based off him killing things that would have killed me. So he is cool in my book. Plus his awesome acts make him exempt from any other type of general dislike I could have.

>>3884115

What, you mean like a Khorne Cultist hearing about his heroic exploits, and then masquerading as a Sister of Battle to join the party and try and get close to him, maybe to kill him, maybe because of his awesome ability to make mayhem bloodier and walk out of it? What would ever give you the idea I had thought of this and hope to find some way to make it happen via getting my Techpriest killed and getting approval from the GM to play it?

>>3884156

Waitaminute, Zam is that you?

>>3884156
Nah, a literal aspect of Khorne showing the Chaos Gods conflicted views here.
I mean, on the one hand, this guy is working against something Khorne is doing.

On the other hand, he is being FUCKING AWESOME doing it...
I'd imagine some small part would cut loose and follow Grendel around.

>>3884115
This gives me a hilarious mental image of a bunch of Khornite cultists beginning to worship Grendel devotedly, believing that his destiny is to move up the foodchain of Daemons until he eventually dethrones and slays Khorne himself.

>>3884156
Yeah, but you need someone around to punch the priest for being an asshole.

Grendel can handle a superdaemon or two at a time, and maybe a betentacled vent-xeno. What if Grendel's war against the Green Tide took a turn for the worse? Killing a dozen cultists and their hellfriends usually wraps up in under an hour. Purifying thousands or millions of orks from a planet, or killing the 3 or so biggest orks(line of succession-wise) is a much, much taller order.

What if Khorne HELPED him out? If Grendel's gotta go, then it's going to be in the blood god's name, not Gorkamorka's.

>>3884183
A 'Sister of Battle' could do that too.

"Stop making the Psyker whip himself to tatters. We might actually need him to do something other than whine and bleed in the future."

>>3884195
The last time I checked, I am not sporting any mutations, tentacles or otherwise.

>>3884195
>Grendel can handle a cyberdaemon or two at a time

>>3884195
Especially considering Grendel's specialties extend ONLY to daemons so far. Orks are another can of worms altogether.
I do, however, support the khorne-assist plot armor as a means of Grendel's perpetual well-being. It could actually be a pretty awesome plot point for later on.

>>3884195
Oh, nevermind, you're talking about The Beast of Solomon, my bad.

>>3884195
This idea has to be done!
Come on, does anyone seriously think Khorne is going to let anyone kill Grendel but himself?

Look at Tvtropes, and pick out some of the rivals tropes!

>>3884219
I agreed!

>>3884156
Cromwell is awesome, and a techpriest is far too useful not to have.

>>3884228
No, Grendel is FOR THE EMPEROR.

>>3884253
Just cause Grendel's FOR THE EMPRAH doesn't mean khorne can't take it upon himself to interject. You don't have to actively WORSHIP a god for him to dick around in your affairs. Hell, just look at Tzeentch

>>3883981
>>3884253
With thise, Khorne will want to kill Grendel from his OWN power, not Orks.
No way in hell are the Orks getting to him now.

That means that Khorne couldn't kill a servant of the Emperor, so that bastard would WIN.

And let me tell you, his "imperial" SMUG ASSHOLENESS likes to brag.

I mean, you lose to him at Risk ONE FUCKING TIME and you have to hear about it for the next 10 millenia.

At the rate that this is going, eventually whatever plot your DM had arranged for is probably going to be derailed into one of khorne eventually seeking out and hunting down the party personally just to get a fight out of the lucky fat fuck who managed to kill a bunch of his strongest minions through blind chance and dumb luck.

...Of course, that'd probably be a more awesome storyline to follow than whatever your DM had originally planned on anyway.

>>3884273

Grendel is about to be killed by Orks.

Khorne intervenes. A cohort of Bloodletters burst into the materium and begin hacking at everything around him, tearing through the Greenskins and anyone (except Grendel) who tries to harm them.

They then vanish back into the warp, leaving behind a few words about how Khorne has great plans for Grendel, and would not let him die in such ignominious circumstances.

>>3884312
Alternatively, Grendel could receive a 'boon' at a critical moment.

>>3884326

Grendel gains a sexy new guardian angel.

>>3884312
If he could be killed by Orks he wasn't ready to fuck with Khorne's ridiculous shit.

>>3884345
Well I'm not sure how powerful you need to get to avoid being killed by orks... considering Kharn himself could be killed by orks.

>>3884345

Orks have guns and aren't afraid of using them. Khorne's Daemons don't.

>>3884312
And so a major Ork offensive into Imperial space is stopped dead in it's tracks nearly single handedly due to Khorne stepping in whenever Grendel gets in over his head.

Back on Holy Terra, deep within the bowels of the Emperor's Palace, His dry, cracked lips mouth the words "Just as planned".

>>3884345
However, Orks.

>>3884372
Wh...what?

>>3884342
I want to see this.
And I want to see how the players would react.

>>3884273
its ok

risk is bullshit anyway

why didn't you play something better, like Dungeons & Dragons anyway

>>3884372

Oh no you didn't.

>>3884171
INCORRECT ASSUMPTION
My name is not Zam, nor do I have a screenname, nickname or petname pertaining to it.

>>3884195

I know the GM is loving Grendel, I could see him doing it. Fuck, that does it, Either My Techpriest is off to do some other shit so I can play Cultist of Battle or there will be a GMPC or something, because that idea is just so fucking awesome.

And maybe we can get Thorians involved. That ALWAYS is funny.

Anyway, expect the next session in a day or two, with a full synopsis. GRENDEL WILL COME AGAIN

>>3884458
Fuck, I don't know man.
I do know one thing though.
The thing called Australia in that fucking game?
IT IS GOING TO BURN.

>>3884505
There really isn't an Australia in D&D, Birdface. Didn't know Chaos Gods were so whiny.

>>3884490
10$ says Grendel dies within the first 20 minutes of landing from a stray shoota bullet to the face. It would be so utterly anti-climactic that pretty much everyone on /tg/ would shit themselves inside-out.

>>3884171 here.

>>3884490

I know someone who's rolled up a similar "I need to punch every priest I meet because they're dicks" type of Tech Priest and has user name of Zam on a website I go to.

Just saying.

>>3884505
ok, I take my sympathy back

you were dumb enough to think austrailia was a good place to start

enjoy your failure, alone

>>3884526
I somehow don't see them drop-podding into the middle of the fight. No Power Armor makes that seem like a really dumb idea. Plus, even the most hard assed Inquisitor has to recognize that this party is worth something.

>>3884531
I see. Do you approve of him? Or are you a dirty fan of the Ecclesiarchy?

>>3883450
>A batch of fanboys made of trainee acolytes, arbitrators and a few Inquisitorial Stormtroopers!

>A batch of fanboys made of trainee acolytes

Oh god, they are going to assume that they will be expected to do what Grendel did.

If any of them survive their first legitimate mission, they will be incredible acolytes.

>>3884582

Decent person, honestly. The Ecclsiarchy's kind of fucked with them one to many times though.

Let's just say there were thing that included torture devices involved.

By the Emperor, the legend of Grendel just keeps getting better and better. Someone, somebody, get the 1d4Chan thread up on this guy, he deserves it.

>>3883192
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>>3883271

Goddamn, I want to see a picture with a stocky guy with robes riding a Juggernaught of Khorne while madly stabbing it, with a Bloodletter and some nightmarish giant scaled and fanged worm Beast of Solomon locked in mortal combat stuck to it, riding out of a room into the open sky. Sounds so fucking awesome.

>>3884750

DRAWFAGS! We Need You!

The awesome of Grendel must grow!

Fucking ace, I love your party's dynamic. Even without Grendel, it'd be awesome. Just wondering, does anyone else think Nihlus and the Psycher should be a meme. Those two are pretty awesome by themselves.

>>3884701

Second the 1d4Chan thing.

Going to bed now. Hope that there will be some awesome drawfaggotry of Grendel's latest escapade tomorrow. Good night.

NEW DEVELOPMENT!

The guys who play the Two Guardsmen (the newest players) are looking for advice on how to roleplay them, after observing us roleplay and get a kick out of it.

SUGGESTIONS FROM /tg/ TIME
Volg Hive Guardsman: Bruul Dakka.
Durable as fuck, likes SP basic weapons, really wants to get a Nomad (Pg. 252, Inquisitor's Handbook) at some point and mod the fuck out of it.

Feral World Guardsman: Grak Hak.
He has a Hammer, and wants to eventually possess some sort of Chain Hammer (basically put a small circular rotating sander surrounded by a circular ring sander rotating in the opposite direction, but made of metal and barbed and spiked as fuck on the flat ends)
His longest range gun is a pump action shotgun.

Is any more info required for /tg/ to make suggestions for roleplay?

>>3885372

The first guy can be a gun-nut who coddles his firearm and gets offended when people abuse their weapons or call them objects.

The second guy can be the strong, silent type who grunts out the occasional pearl of wisdom and makes his points by cramming a cigar into someone's eye.

>>3885400
>The first guy can be a gun-nut who coddles his firearm and gets offended when people abuse their weapons or call them objects.

This works

>The second guy can be the strong, silent type who grunts out the occasional pearl of wisdom
He has an Intelligence of 19 and a Willpower of 24. I do not think this would lend itself well to sage words.

>and makes his points by cramming a cigar into someone's eye.

This, however, could work perfectly.

Alright, this could allow group interaction to work even better, so keep an eye out for the next Adventures of Grendel and Co.

>>3885400
So Dakka would be a /k/ommando and Hak would be Brock Samson. Fund it.

Up this goes.

If I know anything about DH, Grendel will die to something utterly mundane and the player will laugh as he rolls a new character.

>>Grendel's Claw

Hahaha holy shit, did he NAME THE KNIFE HE KILLED THE DEMON WITH? Either way, this guy is Ultimate Gar and I can't wait to hear about his inevitable ridiculously overblown death. Here's hoping he crashes something explosively into something else, dramatically saving everyone.

Speaking of awesome characters, nobody in our Cell is so clearly blessed by the Emperor, but we all seem to have an inordinate number of remarkable moments. Our Cell is trapped in the shattered outer habs of a beseiged Hive while the nobility sits in the spire behind the void shields and the Basilisks. Stuck out in the boonies with a metric fuckton of orks and pretty much zero support: A few fragmented PDF units and the shattered remnants of the Guard expeditionary force are huddling around the bottom of the Hive, while a 6-man Leman Russ Tank Company is trundling around doing god knows what (they're AWOL, believed KIA. We rescued them from an ambush by ROKKIT RANGAZ so now we're in good with them). So, what did our Guardsman insist we do? Start a guerilla warfare campaign, of course.

So far, we've been so successful that we've segued into local Orkish legend, complete with our own Orky names and personalities based on how the Orks see us. My Techpriest was rather unimpressed upon learning his Ork sobriquet, "Gitrip 'Edblasta", earned by horribly disemboweling a shitload of gretchin and then killing two orks with a single headshot.
Our DM is amazing.

>>3883192
Guy...

You will not beat your GM with a foam dick long enough for him to make Grendel count as some sort of chosen of Khorn for every situation that does not involve deamons of Khorn. The Fat/tg/ods wills it.

>>3887846
Nurgle is gonna do what now ?

So, how long will it be until Gendel starts tearing the mysteries of the Haarlock legacy apart?

http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/edge_news.asp?eidn=439

>>3888178
INFORMATIONAL TIME IS NOW, YOU SHALL ATTEND!

We ahve already played through all premades but the House of Dust and Ash (saving it) and used them to familiarize ourselves with the rules and how to play the system (We fucking LOVED Shades of Twilight)

As such, we will be doing homebrews until we reach appropriate levels to start Haarlock Happy Fun Time(Non-Grendel party average must be around 4)

But yes, Haarlock related events will be in Grendel's future.

Assuming he survives whatever our GM is going to through at us in the IG/Ork war.

Our GM can be a roight sneak git about foightin!

>>3888242
I'm waiting for the orks to be impressed by Grendel's incredible talents and have a Blood Axe tribe start aping his dress-sense and behaviour.

>>3888248
I want to see Grendel get adopted by a small band of Orks after murdering their Nob. not a big group, but lets say five, maybe six Orks.

Where are all the drawfags?

Bump for the bump god. I want to see this thing illustrated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4YLIacGZo
Listin to song...You'll cum castles

As you see it
The landscape emerges, a Hellish Burning Deathworld as far as the eye can see
Volcanos erupt frequently showering the sky with molten rock the dark red sky begets any hope of escape. But through the flames, the smoke, desolation and destruction. A platau stands... a battlefield to usher in a new age
upon reside but two of The greatest of Warriors engaged in Truly epic conflict
The Blood-stained Brass of the Great Betrayer, Living effigy to the Blood God, Towers above a small man. once weak but now strong in body mind and faith. The man we know as saint Grendal!
There they duel. in a battle which captivates the very attention of the Gods themselves. Fist to Fist! clashing aginst each other! Blade to blade they struggle, as the world around them Burns.

Under The gaze of the Blood god himself Can he prove himself worthy of the emperors grace? Can he stand against Khorne's greatest of Chaimpions?
thats for you to find out on the next episode of GRIM'N'DARK:The Animated Series

>>3891673

Grendel would be quivering and shitting himself, but would somehow pull it out with one of his last minute ingenious plan.

DRAWFAGS

A FAT GUY RODE A JUGGERNAUT OF KHORNE INTO A BLOODLETTER AND THE BEAST OF SOLOMON (THINK A MINI DUNE WORM WITH MORE TEETH) AND RODE THEM ALL OFF OF A CLIFF TO THEIR DEATH.

I DARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT WOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD PICTURE.