There are no rocks in the immediate vicinity; this is the hallway you first landed in upon entering the barrow, which has already been searched by Marty. The floor and walls are made from roughly hewn stone; there is no debris.

>>3886655
Wipe off helm, give it to Marty. Equip sword for ourself. Begin a stone search.

North, for JUSTICE! "Come, Marty ye gripper of stones, there is justice afoot!"

>>3886669
We ready our two gold as ammo for the sling, and prepare to venture forth!

>>3886671
Second. We can even go back outside and search for more if needed.

We have no time to wait for such stone searching! Why would we have Marty if the Sling King was to find stones for himself?

>>3886687
not true, ladder broke!

>>3886694
Oh, god damn it.

I missed that part.

>>3886671

You plant the steel helm firmly on the head of Marty, after wiping it with the base of your cape (which dissolves slightly).

You have chosen : Equip Sword

But you have a sling in one hand, and an enchanted glowing staff in the other!

>>3886706
See, people! This is why we should have cast light upon one of Marty's stones!

>>3886706
Can we fasten the sling to a belt or something? We don't need it on hand if we don't have stones for it.

>>3886714

We slung all the stones. Then we'd be without light.

>>3886682
This idea.

>>3886720

BLASPHEMY

You look from the sling in one hand, to the glowing walking stick in the other, and then at the sword on the floor. Then back at your hands. Then back at the stick.

Marty is admiring his new helmet.

Kick the sword along in front of us as we travel.

We are the sling king! We must use our sling valiantly! Come now, what would poor Marty think of his king, to see him disgrace his noble country by using some foolish non-slingy weapon. We will beat any future enemies with the leathery sling we so fully trust!!

>>3886736
Can we give the walking stick to Marty to hold until we can find more stones?

give stick to marty take sword.

As much as it pains me to say, we must, TEMPORARILY, allow Marty to grip something other than a stone. Give the stick to Marty, equip the sword.

>>3886752
>>3886756

You entrust Marty with the glowing walking stick. After all, he's the one that needs it to see.

You pick up the sword.

The grip is cold against your palm. This is your only friend in the world right now. It's gonna be a long night.

You head North.

You return to the fork in the corridor. You can head left, to the misty hall, or right, to the three doors.

left, we already got rid of the cube, what more could there be?

>>3886775
To the left! We shall see what else hid behind the cube.

>>3886786
>>3886788

You pass through the mist, all the way down the gelatinous cube-smoothed hallway. At the end of it (at last!) resides a stainless steel door, set with two blazing torches on the wall to either side of it.

Well, open it!!!

>>3886807
Can the torches be taken down?

>>3886819

The torches do not appear to be fixed in their holders.

>>3886836
Take ye torch, give ye torch to Marty.

>>3886857

Marty is now dual wielding two light-giving objects.

>>3886857
But wait! If both his hands have light sources, how will he hold stones?!

We have a problem here, people.

>>3886868
Very well, open the door and then pose dramatically as the light from behind us casts an awesome shadow into the room!

>>3886872
We will find an answer to this when we find some new stones.

Until then, Marty Stonegripper, the Bringer of Light, can set set shit on fire.

>>3886879
I second the motion

>>3886879
>>3886817

You open the door with your sling hand, basking in a near deific amount of light flooding in from behind you due to Marty.

You have entered a small room. In the center of the room is a short pillar, which is bearing a sparkling shirt of chainmail, and a rapier.

In front of the pillar stands a small girl.

>>3886892
:|

>>3886892
Speak to Noh.

>>3886892
Oh lawdy.

>>3886892
Ask the small girl who she is and what she is doing deep within this dungeon, all while remaining in the awesome pose.

>>3886892
Oh FUCK. ATTACK!!! PH33R T3H CUTE ONES!!! Slash with sword and have Marty set her on fire ASAP!

>>3886905

She only replies with,

"Please. Take these items."

>>3886909

Did you just quote Megatokyo?

Get
the
fuck
out

>>3886911
Ask her why, while caressing my sling so that I look nonchalant.

>>3886924

This request illicits the same reply.

there is only one answer. Kill. NOW. She can't be a real little girl. She must be a polymorphed beaver of longtoothed doom.

>>3886948
Take the loli!

Walk towards the item. Say "Clearly this small child even understand the glory of the Sling King. These gifts shall be a great boon to the Slingom, my dear Marty."

>>3886959
>>3886970
>>3886909

Marty is unsure of this uncharacteristically generous offer deep inside the dungeon barrow. He clearly wouldn't mind the items, but is cautious as to what to do.

>>3886982
Identify armor!

>>3886987

Do you wish to cast Identify on the sparkling chainmail?

>>3887003
Yes.

>>3887020

You expend your solitary cast of Identify on the armor.

Upon the pillar is a Chainmail of Buoyancy. On top of being as protective as a normal suit of chainmail, it bestows great buoyancy upon its wearer, enabling them to float in most liquids and even some gases with great ease.

>>3887032
This seems... foreboding.

>>3887039
Neither of the items are sling related. Leave this room, for it is of no use to the Sling King.

Nhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why didn't you identify our sling, or the rapier?

>>3887047

What if it's a rapier of stone making? WHAT IF IT'S A RAPIER OF STONE MAKING

>>3887055
But what if it's the rapier of stone warding?!

We need to either leave, take the items, or attack the loli

Take the items and let what comes, come.

All who stand against the Sling King shall be cast down.

Take the loli and the items, then move on.

Have the loli carry the items, and Marty will carry the loli.

Kill the loli, take the room, leave the items

>>3887075
>>3887078
>>3887079

You tuck your sword into your belt, refusing to relinquish your grip on the sling. Do you wish to equip the chainmail? You will not be able to carry both the rapier and the chainmail without dropping your sling, which is about as likely as you growing an extra arm to carry everything.

Marty seems reluctant to pick up the little girl.

>>3887092

WHOOPS, forgot my tripcode. But seriously, that's my post.

>>3887092
We should trust Marty's stone bearing instincts and leave the loli alone. Wise are his ways.

Equip the chainmail.

You unbutton your cape momentarily, pulling the chainmail over your jerkin, sling still in hand. After fastening your cape once more, you contemplate taking the rapier as well.

Marty still has the glowing walking stick ready to poke the child in case she attacks.

>>3887122
Fine, we shall take that rapier, but only so that we can find a way to sling it at our enemies later!

>>3887128

You tuck the rapier into the other side of your belt, making Marty envious of your bad ass appearance.

>>3887122
Have Marty poke the loli.

>>3887148

You tell Marty to poke the little girl.

Roll a 1d20.

rolled 4 = 4

>>3887150

>>3887162

Marty gingerly pokes the little girl in the side of the face with the glowing walking stick. She turns her head slightly as he pokes her a few more times, but she does not say anything.

Marty is unsure if he should continue poking or not.

>>3887170
"Don't look at me. You're the Stonegripper."

Enough with the children! Let us go find some more stones.

>>3887176
>>3887193

You shrug and leave the room, with Marty following you, walking backwards, stick raised. After you close the door, you return to the intersection from previous trips.

You can either approach the three door wall, or venture on to the extreme south.

Investigate door wall.

>>3887199
Approach the three door wall.

>>3887215
>>3887216

The wall on the right side of the intersection is about five times as tall as you are, and is set with three equally sized wooden doors; each with a knocker on it.

For sake of convenience, the far leftmost door will be Door 1, the middle door Door 2, and the final Door 3.

Examine door 3 for traps.

>>3887231

THERE ARE NO LITTLE BOYS DRESSED UP AS GIRLS HERE

rolled 12 = 12

>>3887231
Skill check.

>>3887242
YOU NEVER KNOW! It's always good to check.

>>3887231
>>3887247

You give the third door a good looking over, although trap checking and disarming is most certainly not your forte. Seems to be a normal wooden door by all appearances though.

>>3887253
I KICK DOWN THE DOOR!

>>3887253
Try to open the door.

>>3887262
Scratch that
>>3887261
What he said

>>3887242
But what about the loli we saw earlier?

>>3887261
>>3887262
>>3887265

You look at Marty momentarily before taking a running start towards the third door, kicking it in with your 2 gold coin-filled sling in hand.

With a loud splinter of wood and a gasp, you burst through into the room, startling a goblin!

You have a surprise round!

Fight
Items
Magic
Run
Bribe

PUNCH THAT FUCKER IN THE FACE.

>>3887275
with the sling. like...a sling glove fist thing.

>>3887275
>>3887276

Roll 2d6.

>>3887273
SLING HIM IN THE BALLS

rolled 2, 6 = 8

>>3887279

>>3887280
we shouldn't waste ammo on this puny creature

>>3887287

You punch the goblin in the face so hard that he is lifted a few inches off the ground before his eyes roll back in his head. You skid to a halt as his unconscious body falls to the floor.

Marty has never seen anything so bad ass in his entire life as a peasant farmer.

>>3887299
awesome pose

>>3887299
Pose triumphantly and urge Marty to do the same.

High five marty.

>>3887307
>>3887308
>>3887312

You high-five Marty with one foot on top of the goblin's chest, and then cross your arms. Marty is fairly sure that none of his friends in the village will believe him.

When you try to tell Marty that you'll be there with him to collaborate the story, he clarifies things by explaining that he has no friends.

>>3887317
Cast friendship on marty.

Inform Marty that our fates are no longer simply bound by slingdom, but by everlasting friendship.
BRETHREN FOR LIFE

>>3887333
>>3887325

You advise Marty that you are now dungeon bros.

There is an unconscious goblin here.
There is a table with some gambling cards and a small pouch of gold coins.

Take coins.
More ammo for the sling.

Goblins only unconscious eh?
FINISH HIM!

>>3887351

Let him live so he can tell other monsters how hard he got knocked the fuck out by the Sling King

>>3887347

You take the pouch of gold coins. You now have 52 gold coins in total.

Examine the gambling cards.

>>3887354
Awesome, plenty of deadly golden discs for our sling.

>>3887355

They appear to be your average playing cards, adorned with clubs, hearts, spades and diamonds. Even a low intelligence creature like a goblin or Marty could learn how to play games with these.

Examine cards, take coins, flip table
Drag the goblin back to the room with the loli, then question them both

>>3887362
If we find a fourth player we have enough for a hand of poker.

>>3887299
Give the playing cards to the loli. She must be bored in there.

Make goblin skin boots.

>>3887362
Take the cards.

>>3887366
Actually, belay that.
Hide the goblin in the corner of the room and wait in ambush. The goblin was playing a card game with someone.

>>3887376
He might've been crazy, playing with himself.

>>3887366
>>3887370
>>3887374
>>3887376

You take the cards, and then flip the table over just to look cool.

You tell Marty that the goblin might have friends nearby unless he was playing solitaire, and by the look of the money, you find that unlikely.

You also consider going all the way back down the misty corridor to give a creepy little girl some cards, but you really don't want her staring at you again.

Do you wish to :

Wait in this room
Explore the other doors

Any chairs around?
Maybe we can get an expected headcount.

>>3887398

Four little stools, about knee height.

>>3887396
Examine the room for other signs of life or other doors within this room. Otherwise go look at door 1&2 outside.

>>3887404
Make a tower and check the roof for ventilation ducts.

>>3887410
>>3887421

You stack the stools four in height and carefully climb atop them. There is no ventilation in this room. Or any signs of life (barring the unconscious goblin, and Marty, and yourself).

>>3887434
I make an inspirational speech to inspire Marty.

Pick up the goblin and use him like a club to smash down door number 1.

Return to the wall and kick down door number two

>>3887442
>>3887445
These, at the same time.

I really want to question the goblin...
Never know, he might be an oracle

>>3887452
Goblins can't be wise. They are goblins.

>>3887437
>>3887442
>>3887445
>>3887450

You tell Marty that when God gives you obstacles, you smash the obstacles (preferably with your foot) and give God the finger.

Your speech has inspired Marty to want to break down one of the doors. He suggests that you both break down the remaining doors at the same time.

You are tempted to use the goblin as a battering ram, personally.

>>3887459
Do eeet

>>3887459
DO IT FAGGOT!

>>3887473
>>3887463

Select a door to break down.

>>3887483
Door 1

rolled 2 = 2

>>3887483

>>3887496
>>3887497

Nggggh tie breaker needed

>>3887497
This wins because dice.

NEVER question the dice.

rolled 9 = 9

>>3887519
>>3887523

You line up in front of the second door, while Marty takes his place in front of the first.

Marty kiiiiick.

rolled 14 = 14

>>3887531

You kick down your door and plow headlong into a room full of three skeletons. They do not seem surprised.

To your left, you hear the muffled thud of an unsuccessful door crash attempt.

>>3887536
These skeletons. Are they animated or just chillin?

The skeletons are very much animated, and armed.

Fight
Items
Magic
Run
Bribe

Sling a coin at one! Aim for the neck.

Eat the skeletons. Bones are edible.

Did this thread suddenly die?

rolled 6 = 6

>>3887588

DM is slow or no longer here, dunno which

DM got caught flat footed and rolled a natural one on his save.

LIVE! LIVE!

A necromancer casts Reanimate Thread!

Will the Sling King beat the skeletons? Will Marty kick in his door? Will they ever fucking find more stones??

Tune in next time the DM wakes the fuck up or gets his internet running again!

I wish to bump this thread to the top, so that everyone may know of the glorious exploits of the Sling King.

bump for great justice!

a quick bump afore I go to work

Bump

I bump this thread in the glourious name of our slingdom.
May all know of the trials and triumphs of the Sling King!

Rarely have I ever begged for anything from anyone on 4chan, but I beg of you, good sir Khidma/tg/ar, please return to us, your loyal gamers!

I cast cure moderate wounds.

This thread deserves to live

>>3892103
This thread deserves godhood!

LIVE!