Scry the location of better meds.

>>4120779
We did? But...that doesn't...I mean...what?

>Also I would like to formally apologize. Some things are going too far, and I see that Cultist's baby is a bit of a sacred cow. I will stop poking at that subject from now on.

THANK YOU!

>>4120779
Find Nevada.

>"No, it is Aldwin's baby, but you did have sex with the dorf. Slut. Whore."

Still delusional, I see? Lily, ask Cultist about this anyway.

>>4120779

I hope that was before she met Aldwin

>>4120779
How 'bout a djinn? Resurrecting Goldmoon is still one of Cultist's goals right?

>>4120779
why did you stop taking your medication?

Say the rant from Millennium, about the probability of existence and luck.

>>4120796
>>4120779

Lily, check with Cultist for us, then TO THE HABERDASHER'S ROOF!

For clarification:

>Beardbeard and cultist have never been alone.
Ahem. Actually... They were alone for 4 days.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3717155/#3717556

Rember when she lead Aldwin to the "inn" the first time they meet?

Thats was when beardbeard was getting his groove on.

He's gonna jump off said roof.

>>4120817
>>4120779

Ok, that's fair enough reason for Aldwin to be pissed at Beardbeard...

>>4120817
I guess cultist got bored then.

Well, I guess we should go find Nevada before she moves elsewhere.

>>4120817

Lily, chew the FUCK out of Cultist for us please

>>4120804
>Why did you stop taking meds?
"Because my brain feels so closed, I can't see everything anymore, life is dull and boring now."

>>4120802
>So how about a Djinn?
"Djinn may only be found in the far off land of Ajys, about 600 miles West and 3 miles North."

So it's still Aldwin's kid, yet she boned Bearbeard? I can live with that.

Anyway, ask if she can find a Djinn.

>>4120779
>Haberdasher's roof in the mercantile district

We should get Aldwin a new hat, a BETTER hat!

>>4120832
Ah but wasn't cultist responsible as well?

Besides hes best off not knowing. I dont think aldwin could win in a fight against beardbeard.

Im talking to you lily.

>>4120841
apologise for filling your mother with drugs that make her sad.

>>4120843
This! Then we can join him, and quest for a Djinn to resurrect Goldmoon

>Rant from Millennium.

I really think the show should have ended with that ep.

Anyway, both Xom worshippers and fate fags could say that.us

>>4120848
>I dont think aldwin could win in a fight against beardbeard.

Nemelex said he'd rig his cards if they ever fought. He'd be backed up by the nastiest cards imaginable, and the POWER OF LOVE!

>>4120779
Hm.. you guys think Gnome changed the parentage cause we threatened to hang him?

This session better end in a lesbian reunion and a hot kiss.

>>4120869
Nah, he was just being an asshole.

Although if he did, maybe we can retcon the sleeping with Beardbeard part too...?

>>4120863
Oh no! Fighting someone backed by a god? Beardbeard would be crushed! I mean it's not like he's fought a god befo-Oh wait he did. And he killed him.

3 miles north? Damn, that's specific.

Anyway, off to hat store!

>>4120878

Sleeping with Beardbeard pisses me off, but I can live with it, even if it creates drama, but if it wasn't Aldwin's child there would be hell to pay.

>>4120883

Plus Beardbeard is kinda backed by Satan

>>4120883
BEARDBEARD IS A HATEFUL BASTARD, ALDWIN ACTUALLY HAS SOMETHING TO FIGHT FOR!

THE POWER OF LOVE WINS THROUGH EVERYTHING!

>>4120855
>Apologize to mommy
"Thank you. Now get the fuck out and don't do it again."

Such a spiteful sentence sounds downright frightening in Mommy's monotone.

To the haberdasher!

>>4120908
Get the fuck out, but make it clear you're not doing it because she orders so. You just want Nevada back.

>>4120908

Ok, off to Nevada

>>4120908
Let's go buy a hat!

Aldwin has shit to do. Assassiny shit. Let's tell Beardbeard to go to Ajys for us! We'll pay him in beer!

We'll just.. um.. hrm. Where IS Beardbeard anyway? ... Well, probably isn't important. I'm sure he'll turn up.

Wait.

Ask if you were adopted, then run.us

>>4120926
Isn't he still stuck in the shadow realm with Garelf?

>>4120926
He's currently in the Plane of Shadow, IIRC.

>>4120932
>>4120926

Yes, Shadow Realm, but that's a problem for next week

>>4120921
>>4120923
You leave, ready to go get Nevada, but someone wants to have a word with you first.

Beardbeard and Garelf in the darkbad/shzdowed fell.

:D:>

The beard has an awesomeface also!.

So WHAT if Cultist had a little Dwarf WANG before she got with Aldwin? I don't judge!

>>4120955

I vote for a nerdrage session power funneled into a very, very stern talking to

>>4120955
Ask Lily to please not tell Aldwin. That would create far more harm than good.

>>4120955
Explain to Lily that you did it to amuse Xom.
FOR CHAOS.

>>4120878
..Nah.. he was going to do it..

I know it!

Either way, he still deserves a hangin'!

Or at least lets wait till he goes to the beach and tries building a sandcastle so we can kick it over.

>>4120960

Cultist was officially with Aldwin at the time that Gnome linked

>>4120964
>>4120965
Both of these. In this order. Lily still loves you, but don't do that again.

>>4120960

I concur.

Holy shit we have our own character.

His name is Lance.

>>4120981

Wait, are you talking about the baby?

>>4120955
It looks like Lily is never going to let you hear the end of it.

>>4120990
THE BABY WILL BE /TG/!

/TG/ WILL BE A HERBIVOROUS BUNNY GIRL/BOY NAMED LANCE!

no the neckbeard qwith spikehair

>>4120993
Tell Lily this isn't productive. They have to find Nevada!

Cultist already knows she did wrong, so there's no need to rage anymore anyhow.

Lily's split personality you mean?

>>4120993
...fuck, pure nerdrage is SCARY. Lets hurry and get Nevada.

>>4121005
Lily needs to finish this rage with a "When we get home young lady..."

>>4120993
Now to be fair, that alone time was before Cultist and Aldwin were really an item.

>>4120965
After a very long, STERN talking to, Lily agrees to never tell Aldwin about this.

/end baby drama. Until it is born, anyway, but that will be a different kind of drama entirely.

To the haberdasher!

;
Lily's SUPERPOWEREDEVILSIDE IS NOW NAMED LANCE.

BECAUSE YOU GAVE HER A BLACK OUTLINE.

>>4120960
Are you suggesting Beardbeard has a small penis?

Besides, he needed it. I mean... he ATE a pound of gold so he could have sex!

>>4121040
Size doesn't matter. Read the article for more information: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BiggusDickus

Go to that haberfuckingdasher already.

>>4121027
I'm wondering, could a dwarf and an orc even procreate anyway?

They don't seem like they'd be compatible.

Mado asks if it would be okay if you two brought Nevada back here, so Nevada doesn't just run away again. Please?

>>4121063

Makes sense

>>4121063
Back where?

>>4121063
Yeah, sure, whatever, get that bitch back home.

>>4121053
This is fantasy. How many times have you heard about half gnolls, or half gnomes, or half whatever-the-fuck. Genetics don't matter in fantasy worlds

>>4121063
Nevada has been thinking by now. She won't run away anymore.

Or if she does, that kinda means the relationship can never work.

In any case, Mado must go for her, and prove that she cares.

>>4121077
Sure, but a lot of settings don't have half-dwarves. Usually they're too physiologically distinct from other humanoids due to their unique origins (born from earth/stone etc).

>>4121082
Every half-race is a human. This means humans are compatible with pretty much everything, but the other races have much fewer options.

>>4121063
Back, as in to Cultist's mom's house, or back to the windmill? windmill seems like the ultimate goal.

>>4121092
you mean humans are filthy sluts and rapists.

>>4121107
No, I just mean that every race is capable of loving another race, but that only humans are genetically capable of interbreeding with them.

>>4121068
At mah-mee's house.

>>4121067
>>4121073
Cultist and Lily agree that this makes sense, and FINALLY head to the haberdasher's.

>>4121080
Mado has been running around for over 24 hours now. Her confidence is far too low to try something like that right now.

>>4121114

Tell Nevada that someone is in dire need of her help, and to come with them.

>>4121114
Tell her Mado is feeling really down, and only she can comfort her and make her feel better.

>>4121114
Where is satan arm?

>>4121130

A different city all together

>>4121130
Different Town.

>>4121128
A modified this. Tell her Mado really cares, and she needs to at least talk to her

>>4121122
Nevada is always ready to help someone in need!

>>4121114
Tell here that Mado is looking for here, and ask if the hat story had good deals on hats. As a gift for Aldwin.

Use Xom's new found match making abilities and convince her to at least give Mado a chance!

>>4121171
Explain.

>>4121172

Seconding buying Aldwin a hat present, something with a feather

>>4121182
But wait, didn't Finaly's hat already have a feather anyway?

>>4121184

I dunno, it appears, disappears, and changes all the time. I think it's a hat of Xom.

>>4121171
Still this
>>4121167

Upon arriving at Cultist's mommy's place, Nevada, says: "Ah I see! The crazy old bat needs help, eh? Well, no use standing around, I have justice to deliver!"

She seems to be ignoring your explanations.

>>4121190
I was thinking a hate that's actually HIS, instead of one taken off the head of his closest rival. Heck, give him back THAT hate, if we ahve oen that's even more bitchin.

Inivite nevada and mado back for dinner. nothing cures DRAMA like a little xom inspired cooking!

>>4121205
She's pretending she can't hear. She's in denial.

SLAP HER!

>>4121205
Slam doors behind her.
Keep them closed with your body.
Tell lily to watch the windows.

>>4121205
This will end hilariously.

>>4121205

Well, make the best of it, hold the door shut so she can't escape

>>4121205
This can't end well.

>>4121209
Please don't slap the halfling assassin that is faster than any mortal can possibly be. Thank you.

>>4121215

KISS KISS KISS

>>4121215
AWKWARDNESS!

Mado, shut her up! KISS HER NOW! DO IT!

>>4121218
Don't force it, we don't want to scare her away again

>>4121225
GENTLE KISS!

>>4121230

Brace for impact

>>4121230
MADO EAT NEVADA.
DO IT.

>>4121230
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

>>4121239
apparently, mado is a vore fetishist.

>>4121230
Non-Symmetrical docking?

>>4121246
:3

>>4121230
...lesbian rape?

>>4121130

Cultist and Lily: Seal off all exits. Make sure they work this out.
Mado: Start talking things out with Nevada, or start making out with her. Either way works.
Cultist's Mom: Get a camcorder ready, just in case, so you can get working on your retirement funds.

>>4121246

Gnome, you have redeemed yourself in my eyes for all the Cultist shit we went through tonight

>>4121246

>>4121246

>>4121257
... Coming from YOU Fuuka? Yea-no.

>>4121264

D'awwwww

>>4121264
SUDDENLY A METEOR COMES AND KILLS THEM AND THEIR DRAMA.
Now back to Beardbeard.

>>4121264
Nevada can make that promise, I'm sure.

Explain Mado why exactly you ran: You were just confused. You're not confused anymore. Kiss her back.

>>4121265

>>4121271
Another kiss. Kick Cultist's mom if she tries to intervene.

>>4121271

Flawless Victory

>>4121271
Daww, quest is a success

>>4121246

XOM TOUCH THEM BOTH WHILE THEY ARE DISTRACTED! FOR KAAAYOOOSS!

>>4121292

lol, she looks so wigged out. They can go consummate their love back at the windmill

>>4121292
Wait, so cultist's mom is upset about cultist sleeping with a dorf, but lesbians don't faze her?

>>4121292
SHE'S A SEER! SHE KNOWS FOR A FACT THAT IT'S GOING TO GET FURTHER VERY SOON!

>>4121300
I'm sorry but the last thing Aldwin needs when he returns from work is to deal with love drama. Don't these two have a home anywhere? (besides the guild hall, obviously)

>>4121306
It was her DAUGHTER sleeping with an UGLY EVIL ASSHOLE while being IN A RELATIONSHIP with someone else at the time. These two cases are hardly comparable.

>>4121310

Fair enough, go back to Mado or Nevada's place

>>4121306
Well, Cultist did shove a bottle of pills down mahmeeh's throat. That might explain it,

>>4121306
Other people being WHORES doesn't bother her. Her daughter being a WHORE bothers her.
Or maybe it's because they love each otehr, and therefore aren't WHORES, while Cultist didn't love
Beardbeard, so she is a WHORE.

WHORE.

>>4121292
They should be getting back to the assassin's guild before things get out of Aldwin's control. There is no telling what might be going down in their absence, and Aldwin falls more on the "well-intentioned" than "well-respected" side of things.

>>4121336
I really don't think anything but paperwork has happened. Seconding getting back quickly though. Then off to find the djinn

>>4121315
Aldwin and Cultist's "relationship" mainly consisted of "light flirting in a library" at that point.

>>4121345
And holding hands.

>>4121353
Well, Aldwin took Cultist's hand, yeah. But Cultist DID meet Beardbeard before Aldwin!

Meanwhile, PAPERWORK COMPLETED! Aldwin now knows how to manage to guild properly!

He has now spent enough time studying to improve his LOGIC!

>>4121372
inb4 either assassins or zombie finlay

Do some managing. Check out contracts. Stuff like that.

>>4121372
Wait wait, characters can train their attributes? BEARDBEARD - Start training Might until you can break the world in half with a fist!

>>4121372
Do we have any new paperwork related feats? Collate could come in useful as a card sharp, as could File

Everyone decides to return to their various homes.

>>4121385
I think it works like in real life. So Beardbeard can't do that.

>>4121387

Share stories of adventures (except the whole Beardbeard thing of course)

>>4121387
Now sex!

For everyone!

>>4121387
Oh great, just when Aldwin learned how to run the guild, Nevada returns and takes it away from him.

Well at least now they can go find a Djinn.

>>4121395
Except maybe Lily.

...Maybe.

>>4121399
Lily/Xom-Blessed Carrot.

...there are worse crack pairing out there, and you know it.

>>4121396
But now he's a perfect second in command. definitely a much safer position in an assassins guild

>>4121396
Cultist should hit the library and figure out where this place is

>>4121372
Just a random question, is logic like the crazy voices filter of a character? Beardbeard definitely lives up to his score if I'm right

>>4121410
We know EXACTLY where it is! 500 miles tot he east and 3 to the north!

>>4121417

600 I believe...

We should try and get everyone to move into Bearbeard's kingdom.

>>4121417
>>4120841


600 miles west, 3 north

>>4121414
Pretty much exactly that, yes. Logic represents how much the character thinks for themselves - the higher the logic, the more choosy they are of which reactions they pick. Higher logic also means that they might pick a more logical choice than anything /tg/ has said, but this happens rarely.

>>4121421
Why would ANYONE want to move in a cave ruled by Beardbeard? Also, he's still trapped in the Shadowrealm.

>>4121421
NO!
We would never survive Carp, let alone anything else

>>4121433

>>4121431
Thank you.

Get back home, compare notes, comfort for nightmares, have hot group sex, sleep well for the night (and more sex), wake up next morning, go find Djinn.

>>4121431
Then we must make sure our heroes have as low Logic score as possible. Lest this adventure becomes boring.

>>4121438
Except none of our other characters are Dorfs.

Hey Gnome could we briefly take control of Kav and make her worship Heracles? He's the god of weapons so it makes sense.

>>4121436
Beardbeard would face off the might carp!

>>4121449
Plus, something that boosts her Might and Toughness would be good too.

>>4121448

Yes, but Dorfs WOULD probably live in a cave with him, I was just answering the question as to who would live there

>>4121431
So basically they'll do the right thing rather than CRAZY ASS SHIT WE COME UP WITH ON THE FLY?

Useless!

PAUSE SCREEN
ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
Current Quest(s): Find a Djinn, Manage the Goldmoon

Slayers, Baby Stuff

Status: Perfectly Healthy

Sneakiness: Very
Gold: 970

Inventory:
Trick Dagger
Real Dagger
Crossbow
20 bolts
Cloak of Obscurity
Finlay's Hat
':3' face
'wat' face
Deck of Summons (50) Top Two: Ogre, Phantom
Deck of Bewitching (6) Top Two: Sleep, Peace
Unknown Chemical (2 vials)
Lily Helmet
Windmill House

Party:
Lily Roosterhalt, Human Apprentice Neckbeard
Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom

>>4121449
Lily should worship Pelor, she's judgmental. And Mado should worship... Ra. Because death from above would be awesome.

>>4121471
Lesbian sex scene: Accomplished.

>>4121471
Good to see they're getting on, then.

>>4121471
oh dear

>>4121471
MORE LESBIAN RAPE

>>4121471
......ok.

>>4121478
I hope this means we unlocked the bonus content...

>>4121471
What happened to our BADASS face?

>>4121459
Depends on the crazy shit. If the crazy shit come up with on the fly is better than their idea, they will still do it anyway. Logic is like a stupidity filter, not a creativity filter.

Also, to start Super Happy Fun Doodle Time, we have... Kav, in alternative clothing.

>>4121471

Pause screen detected, fanart flood incoming

>>4121471
You'd think they'd figure out it works better with the smaller person on top

>>4121495

Continuing

>>4121492
Hey! Kav! Have a religious experience for Heracles.

Well, my mind is currently broken with DwarfQuest lesbian sex. I'm going to bed. Night all.

>>4121492
YOU MISS MY POINT.

I am implying logic in ANY situation is UTTERLY USELESS.

>>4121492
So is she wearing this all the time under her suit, if it gives so good AC?

>>4121501

One more after this

FURIOUS GEORGE UPDATE!

>>4121492
This is fucking saved.

This is the last one, and my personal favorite, pic related to above

>>4121492
...I AM SHOCKED AT HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT DRAWING WOMEN'S UNDERGARMENTS.

REALLY NOW, DO YOU PRACTICE THAT OR SOMETHING?

>>4121521
Saved.

>>4121497
They're new to this. They'll figure it out in time.

>>4121511
Yes. Yes she is.

>>4121519
IF YOU INSIST.

>>4121539
But we never found the body! Everyone knows in that case...

>>4121539

Furious George died twice technically already and always returned, give him some time

>>4121529
Gnome is a real Playa, he has seen more girls undies than Duke Nukem.

Fuck it Gnome, let's get Kav to a temple of Okawa...uh Heracles and get her initiated!

>>4121544
Actyally, he died thrice.

George had like, 6 dots in toughness. He could probably regenerate from a single bone splinter!

>>4121529
I am secretly a VERY GOOD ARTIST, I just pretend otherwise to keep expectations low.

Also mmhmm victoria's secret mannequins for references.

>>4121549
>>4121502
We can do that next time she shows up. Currently Kav is MIA.

>>4121564
ffffffffffffffffffffff

>>4121564
>I just pretend otherwise to keep expectations low.

No, you just draw really quick so that we wouldn't need to wait like ten minutes for every update.

By the way, I could see that you're an awesome artist, even from these scetches. They are prime quality, honestly.

>>4121582
You should draw something for real, Gnome. Spend like a few hours to make a detailed and awesome drawing of all the main characters at some point. Pretty please?

>>4121564
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

ALDWIN'S TOP PRIORITY IS TO FIND FINLAY AND KILL HIM.

>>4121564
You do know that now you just have to post a really good looking picture, right?

>>4121590
>>4121571
Protip: See the file name. This is a "What if...?" scenario.

>>4121594
Not to mention that everything after the pause screen is non canon.

>>4121582
Don't say that; I might be forced to show off or something.

>>4121589
I did that a bit ago, a notebook page full of every character at the time (Now it needs Thod, Mace, Nana, and Mahmee added to it, however). But, it was drawn in this style, so its not super detailed or anything.

Besides, fuck realism, its a pain in the ass. Still getting used to using a tablet - my lines keep turning out funny. So, I only go very detailed with pencil drawings, not tablet.

>>4121599
I consider furious gorge fighting Monkey D. Luffy canon.

>>4121624
>fuck realism

Who said anything about realism? You can do detailed cartoony style, too.

>>4121594

But the body is still missing.

>>4121633
Furious Georges are an exception: They're always canon.

>>4121624
That's...really not that bad. Cool.

>>4121594
>>4121599
Actually in this case I am using What If to make you think about it a bit. But, interpret as you will.

>>4121634
Shhh. Shhhhhhh. Quiet you.

>>4121492
Out of curiosity how long did you spend on drawing those undergarments?

>>4121713
8, 10 minutes, maybe? Probably less. I have no idea; I wasn't timing it. I do know I spent almost 15 minutes on that Finlay pic on the first thread tonight; the one where he asks for his hat back.

>>4121734
You should draw more undergarments, you're pretty good at it.

>>4121624
Semi-realism isn't THAT hard you know...

And now I am half passing out. Good night, /tg/ - gonna go all the way pass out now.

>>4121768
Good night sweet prince.

Wait, it's a morning at 4chan, and afternoon where I live. GNOME IS A JAPANESE!

>>4121738
Honestly I have to say it's probably the best drawing Gnome's done so far.