Headbutt that person in front of you.

Where we left off, GARRELF had just been located, and many drinks were had.

PRESLEY approaches. He apologizes for overhearing your conversation, but asks if he and Cheska be allowed to come with when the two of you try to get out of the shadow realm.

Dorf quest? After SDF got banned for questan? Ballsy, I like it.

Then again, it seems like some of the trolls got banned today, so we'll see how this goes.

Fuck year, dorf quest!

We should ask around about the nature of the shadow realm to figure out how to get out of it.

Convert Garrelf to worship Satan.

You're just his buddy, but if he has a follower in trouble, he will surely help!

>>4186939
SDF got banned for entirely unrelated reasons.

Let's drop this discussion now, it's stupid.

>>4186938
Ask how much that is worth to him in cold hard gold or performable services for a dorf kingdom.

>>4186938
"Sure, whatever. The more the merrier."

>>4186938

Tell him if he can help us, he can come with when we break out.

KEEP GOING, QUESTFAGS.

No matter how many times you fuckers get banned for this shit, keep it up, Beardbeard and Joan are the highlights of my week. Better than my weekly D&D and WoD games, even.

>>4186964
No, honestly, don't start any drama. Let's just roll with this.

>>4186939
I've got a schedule to keep.

>>4186949
I saw this question coming a mile away. Edu-tainment comic incoming, courtesy of Mah-mee!

Yes, her outfit was always like that. No I am not trying to fix the fact that she looked like Cultist's twin mother.

>>4186964

I agree, it gives me shit to drawfag when I am bored.

Also, see if Presley is wearing a wig.

>>4186980
Yeah I bet you saw that coming, with us talking about this all the time and everything.

Oh well. Inquire Presley if he happened to know a way out.

>>4186996

I'm guessing since he's trapped here he doesn't, but he might have some valuable info that we can use to escape.

Hey can we finally take temporary control of Kav and make her worship Heracles now?

>>4187004
Maybe he's just so stupid he doesn't understand he has keys to freedom. Or so weak he can't fight the guardian or whatever there inevitably is.

>>4187010
Maybe she's still at the elven city, whatever its name was, Garrelf's home. We can pick her up when we get out of this shithole.

>>4186919
report, sage, move on
drawfag go home

Have we tried asking Xom for help in our situation?

>>4187026

He'd probably animate our axe to attack us. You don't ask Xom for stuff, he gives it to you regardless of if you want it or not.

>>4187026
I doubt he can help either.

>>4186963
"I'll gladly do what I can!" he proclaims.

>>4186959
"A kingdom you say? I would be honored to serve as court bard!"

>>4186996
"A way out? No, but I do know that we Shadar-Kai can't leave without new gauntlets. That would be a good first stop."

>>4187042
Then let's head for Ye Olde Gauntlets Shoppe!

I don't mind DorfQuest (SDF wasn't banned, he deleted the topic). Gnome is actually a reasonable person and not a total dickface.

>>4187042
Try praying, can we communicate to gods in here? Maybe we can convince Satan to help us out with some new gauntlets.

>>4187042
Can you also cook? I mean, if the whole bard thing doesn't work out?

>>4187042

Hmm, does that mean non-shadra-kai can leave whenever they want?

Ask about what Shadra-kai bracers are like, how they are made/gotten, etc-

>>4187055
Actually, he was banned. I've talked with him since.

Saging because I'm off topic and LET'S NOT GO FURTHER INTO THAT.

>>4187042
ASK HIM TO ROCK OUT TO SUMMON SATAN.

Become a Shadar-Kai! It's a logical conclusion! Garrelf is stronger than us otherwise!

>>4187055
He was banned for ten days for "bs posting"

Talk with mods over IRC has led people to assume he was banned for being a drawfag/quest giver/whatever.

>>4187049
Seconding this

>>4187070
Help by playing drums via headbutting.

>>4187049
>Then let's head for Ye Olde Gauntlets Shoppe!
5000 GOLD PER PAIR? WHAT.

>>4187083
That's all right, we've got money!

>>4187083

Drinking contest for half price.

Regardless, buy two pairs and let's go start a kingdom!

>>4187083
Steal it. Who's gonna stop you? We killed a god.

>>4187093
>We killed a god.

This. We can do whatever we want. WHO'S EVER GONNA STOP US? HUH?!

>>4187083
Use "Dwarven Diplomacy".

>>4187083
Hostile negotiations or sell Presley and/or Cheska into slavery, whichever seems easier.

>>4187096

I suppose this does fit Chaotic Evil...

>>4187083
Smack Cleark to establish dominance

>>4187083
Make Garrelf play card games for money.

PRESLEY CAPABILITY CARD

>>4187068
mods = gods yet again

Kill guy who's selling it and then steal it.
>>4187116
Didn't you say you were going to "move on"?

>>4187128
Sshh.

>>4187096
>>4187104
You attempt to get away with the goods!

What are the gauntlets made of, and how much shit do we need to kill to make a new pair of them?

>>4187150
This so isn't going to end well.

>>4187150

We're stealing two pairs right?

>>4187157
Duh. But it fits the character.

>>4187159
Apparently. Beardbeard is seeing the benefits of being a Shadar-Kai.

>>4187157
The clerk is unhappy with this development.

>>4187159
Yes, two pairs.

>>4187170

I meant one for Garrelf, one for Presley, there's no way we would become a filthy fae.

>>4187179
IT'S GO TIME BITCHES.

>>4187179
Fuck it, we killed a god. Kill the asshole.

Can Garrelf use his shadow powers in here?

>>4187179

Deforest his bracers!

>>4187179
EVERYBODY GANG UP ON HIM.

>>4187179

Oh god damnit, the clerk is Shadar-kai?

We could fight with our backs to the wall, to prevent rushes and teleportation, then dice him up when he charges in.

>>4187179
Give the clerk your best evil stare in order to establish dominance.

He calls over his bouncers and asks you politely to leave, adding that you three are now banned from his shoppe for life.

>>4187208
>Oh god damnit, the clerk is Shadar-kai?

Wouldn't that make just perfect sense?

Hey Gnome as soon as we are able to can we get our party with the gods? Haracles for Kav, Satan for Garrelf and Presley, Ra for Mado.

>>4187217
...Yeah.

Apologise him kindly. Ask if you could still buy those. Surely he wouldn't deny a paying customer?

Promise him you'll never return after that.

>>4187219
We've been talking about it pretty much. I think this will be the next thing to do.

>>4187217
GOOD FUCKING LUCK YOU UNDORFLY PIECE OF SHIT.

UNLOAD ON HIM. RIGHT FUCKING NOW. AXE ALE BEARD PRIDE

>>4187217
DEFORESTATION upon them all.

>>4187217

So going back to the manufacture of the gauntlets, what are they made of, and what horrible shadow beast do we need to kill in order to gather the materials?

Alternately, how do we get another SATAN ARM, so we can bring Xom's vengeance to this place?

>>4187219
The Shadow Realm is devoid of godly access. God powers do not work here, and therefore, there are no temples to convert at.

>>4187229
He accepts your terms. 10,000 GP and one life time ban later, you now have a pair of gauntlets for your friends.

>>4187249
Cool, now can we leave? This place is boring. Not a tree to deforest in sight!

If Presley comes with us we'll need to get him a Hawaiian shirt.

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>>4187249

Oh man, Presley is hot.

Can we just leave now? I bet we have to fight some sort of gatekeeper now.

>>4187265
if you must destroy a thread, add images so they can't do their shitty artwork/collective masturbation, if you MUST

>>4187272
Don't temp him. Just ignore.

>>4187264
Style comes first.

>>4187259
>>4187266
>lets GTFO

Not really sure where to start on that, Beardbeard and company begin to ask arou- oh fuck.

>>4187316

What god have we pissed off?

>>4187323
Don't say that, he might come to help us.

>>4187331

Oh hey queeny, we were just lubing your hubby up for you.

>>4187331
Would that be the queen?

She'll bring us back!

>>4187316
I know that the light blue represents godly action... or at least it did in some cases. ...this could be very bad.

Wave your axe threateningly at it.

>>4187350
Don't you dare dump Beardbeard into this place, you wench!

>>4187350

Garrelf, make sure she brings us too.

>>4187350
Grab onto Garrelf for he's transported away and you're left there.

>>4187360
Man, what a bitch.

We need a new quest. To assassinate her.

>>4187331
MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A SELFISH LITTLE CUNT THAT TRIED TO HELP ME FIX THINGS, YOU WOULDN'T BE STUCK HERE ANYMORE.

>>4187374
It's cool. Garrelf has our back.

>>4187374
No good deed goes unpunished, now let that be a lesson to you Beardbeard.

>>4187374

...

So... Presley, know any good songs?

New quest: Make Garelf the bachelor king of elfland.

Beardbeard is pissed.

Beardbeard.

Is.

Mother.

Fucking.

PISSED.

Berserker rage activated.

>>4187399
BREAK DOWN THE WALLS OF REALITY WITH YOUR RAGE!

Actually, have you ever read Dragonball? At one point, Buu screamed so loud it really DID break walls of reality. Do this. Now.

>>4187399
Reach through spacetime and punch everyone responsible.

>>4187399

Tear a fucking hole in this shit-fucking shadow realm!

>>4187399
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS ENTIRE REALM.

>>4187364
Beardbeard grabs the teleportation's hanging trail!

>>4187425
Oh yeah, BRACE FOR IMPACT!

>>4187116
You're next.

>>4187425

RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR

>>4187439
No really. Shush. Sshh.

>>4187425

TEAR YOURSELF A NEW PORTAL, ALLOWING YOU TO NOT ONLY ESCAPE, BUT ALSO ALLOWING THE ARMIES OF THE SHADOW REALM TO FLOW INTO THE ROYAL BEDCHAMBERS.

>>4187445
AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT, TOO!

If Beardbeard could hear, he would know that sound right now is a very very bad sound. But he is berserking, and notices no such noise.

The warp hole is torn asunder.

>>4187452
Eugh, this strangely reminds me of Goatse.

Make the bitch pay for what she did to us. Fuck disintegration, we have a surprise advantage.

>>4187452

Horrors of the warp!

Also, grab Presley by the neck and drag him through with us

>>4187452
Knock it up a notch, set berserk to the MAX.

>>4187452
Stretch it a bit more...

A bit more...

A bit more...

A bit mor- DRAG THE WHOLE FUCKING ELVEN CITY TO THE SHADOW REALM!

You charge forward and start squeezing the nearest neck. The blood bursting and the bones cracking rings in your ears - the only sound you can notice in your bloodlust.

>>4187452
...yell at your new friend to jump throught he portal. Or to jump through after you. Though hopefully, he knows to do that himself.

Does this mean Beardbeard will gain the new ability: Reality Goatse?

Because that would be awesome.

>>4187485
But then, just as the queen dies, Garrelf understands...

He really did love her.

Beardbeard must pay.

>>4187485
Continue to express your anger in the proper dorf way, they shall pay.

>>4187485

20 bucks says it's cultist

Something has attacked Beardbeard.

>>4187485

Who the hell is it?

Also, if the shadow realm subsumes the elf city, Beardbeard will have fucked up two cities, lol

>>4187510

I don't know if I like where this is going...

>>4187509
Mado. I bet.

Beardbeard counter attacks.

>>4187510
ATTACK IT BACK

FUCK THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE

>>4187538
And that was how Garrelf died.

>>4187528
Whoever it is it's someone we don't want dead.

>>4187538
Revel in your rage

>>4187546
Beardbeard doesn't care.

I'm betting I'll be on verge of tears when berserk ends.

>>4187538

Although I am sure that this is going to suck balls for us. We are fucking BERSERKING right now, so I guess just RIP AND TEAR until nothing else moves.

>>4187538

Did...did Bearbeard just rip his attacker into multiple pieces?

DON'T NEED AN AXE! AXES ARE FOR PUSSIES!

RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR

STOP IT'S ALDWIN!

Beardbeard attacks the assailant with its arm.

If he kills anyone we know, I don't want to play as Beardbeard anymore.

>>4187569
Why'd he do that? His own hands are better.

>>4187569
KILL THE PINK ONE

>>4187569
FINISH HIM

oh god this can not end well.

He just killed cultist didn't he?

I'm hoping Presley is smart enough to stay on the other end of the portal until THE RAGE ends. I'm fairly sure the hole in reality is permanent, anyway.

FOR BEARDBEARD, LIFE IS A SUCCESSION OF MAKING NEW FRIENDS. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO OCCUR, ALL OLD AQUAINTANCES MUST BE PERIODICALLY RIPPED INTO FUCKING SHREDS

Fuck! calm the fuck down! start attack yourself!

>>4187594

If this is Cultist and Aldwin, then next week will have no protagonists to play :(

AH BLUE PAIN.

>>4187602
FUCK NO

PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY.

I THINK YOU HAVE TO KILL THE FUCK OUT OF THE PINK ONE

>>4187602
DELICIOUS ! EAT THE BLUE PAIN! !

>>4187602

Apparently we didn't crush her throat HARD ENOUGH.

OBLIGE THE LADY, WILL YOU?

>>4187602
Direct anger at source.

>>4187601
Cultist doesn't know how to shoot stuff: >>4187602

Pain is okay, it means you're still alive!

But it still fucking hurts! Kill those who hurt you!

>>4187602
REMEMBER WHAT NEMELEX XOBEH SAID! TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHO YOUR ATTACKERS ARE BEFORE RIPPING THEM TO SHREDS! USE THAT ONE FUCKING DOT OF LOGIC YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

This is worse that I thousand drama pregnancies!

>>4187620

Actually, check the card, Beardbeard has 0 logic points

>>4187629
GOD DAMN IT THEN.

>>4187620
SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE, THIS IS RIGHTEOUS BERSERKING.

Suddenly life is so clear. The rage has faded - and Beardbeard has never felt more calm in his entire life.

>>4187637
KILL THAT FUCKING BITCH

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

SHE WILL KNOW ALL THAT BETRAY DORFS ARE FUCKED.

AND THEN WE REZ GARRELF. AGAIN. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

>>4187637
inform your new friend that it's safe to exit the shadowrelm now. Then calmly get up, and start heading back to your wonderful mountain kingdom.

>>4187637
Walk away, you don't need these mooks, they'll just betray you again later.

>>4187637
Oh, thank god, it was just our best friend and his wife who we mortally wounded.

>>4187637
Apologize but making if fucking clear never to leave us again like that.

>>4187637
...Yeah, nice.

Faint due to exhaustion. Wake up in a cell, put in shackles.

I'm not sure I want to have Beardbeard as the protagonist anymore, though.

>>4187637
Not sure whne it will happen, but when it does come time to speak, tell the queen in a quiet, even voice, that you have killed a GOD, and while he will gladly do favors for you, you do NOT. FUCK. WITH. BEARDBEARD.

>>4187637
Just leave. You're above these two. You're above revenge.

Head back to the mountains and found your own kingdom with the money you have left.

>>4187637

As long as the elf bitch can still fire MIND BULLETS she's a threat. Maybe if we take one of her arms away we can avoid any more problems from her direction.

Also, it's technically HER fault that Garelf is a corpse again. DOUBLE VENGEANCE.

>>4187657
Oh please, he only lost an arm. I'm sure he's fine.

>>4187647
Beardbeard isn't angry right now.

>>4187649
Beardbeard walks away.

>>4187637
>>4187661

I second this, just pull Presley through the portal and leave, no need to say anything to that bitch.

>>4187673
I think I might want to switch control to Garrelf or queen now.

...I never remember the queen's name.

>>4187682

Arialla, but fuck that, we have a kingdom to found.

>>4187655
You know your life is over when you stop enjoying fine Dorfen violence.

Presley follows Beardbeard.

>>4187682
Arialla.

>>4187673
Inform Presley that his first job as the new Royal Bard is to write a song about the fate of elvish traitors.

Fuck did you see that blue portal? DONT WALK RUN!

To be honest, the queen can rez Garelf herself, assuming she survives having her throat crushed. Why should we waste our money when he attacked us after the elf made such a bitch move?

Bros over Hos, man.

Also, don't forget Presley. We need a new wisecracking sidekick.

>>4187673
Well, if we wantt o fuck over the queen, we seem to ahve left a negative space wedgie in her palace.

Considering what happened the last time we left something behind [Xom Blessed Arm], she's proper fucked.

>>4187695
Appreciate your new life free from useless baggage, grab an ale at the nearest tavern.

>>4187699

Yes, he must write us a legendary ballad about all of our conquests.

Now, we need to name our kingdom. Someone mentioned Buzzardloved in the Spires of Madness once I remember.

Control has switched to a very angry Garrelf.

>>4187695
Now that I have time to think about it, did we ever have that dragon armor forged? We should go see about that. Maybe give it to our new Royal Bard. Because our Bards travel in style, mother fuckers.

>>4187729
Realize that nobody in history has ever screwed over a Dorf as badly as that stupid cunt has, and this is really her fault.

>>4187729
Mind Arialla first. It'll be trouble if she dies.

...Are you angry because you were hurt, or because SHE was hurt?

>>4187726
Hey! I'm the guy who created Buzzardloved! Man, that was one fucked up fort. I am still ashamed that I lost it's save file somehow.

>>4187729
Cheer up emoelf

>>4187729
OH FUCK!

ASK THAT HO TO HEAL YOUR ARM! THEN GO AFTER THAT STUNTY BITCH!

>>4187729
Tend to your queen!

>>4187747
I think you should deal with your wife's CRUSHED TRACHEA first.

>>4187754
Garrelf never cared about his wife.

>>4187760
That was a while ago. Things may have changed. Perhaps seeing her about to die has made him realize something...

>>4187760
yes, but I think it would be hard for her to heal you with a crushed throat. Also, you're the king of an Elf kingdom. If you lose the queen, things will probably look bad. Either way, time to raise some motherfucking regiments and lay siege to a certain recently formed mountain home.

>>4187736
Well he rushed to her aid the moment she was in trouble. Beardbeard has crossed an uncrossable line today. Garrelf wants his head.

Garrelf does his best to help her breath clearly. By the sound of her ragged gasps, her voice has likely been permanently damaged.

>>4187767
That would be shit. And completely out of character.

>>4187780
HE DOES CARE!

This made the whole incident worth it! Squee!

>>4187729

Regardless of whether Arialla dies, it's important that our status as the Royal Consort/King is firmly established. If we can get away with becoming the sole ruler of elfland, all the better.

Remember, the first rule of being a sociopath is ME ME ME.

>>4187780
SEE CLERIC. RAISE REGIMENTS

:ADVICE ELF:

SIEGE BEARDBEARD'S NEW KINGDOM

>>4187780
...for some strange reason, I now imagine her old voice was very high pitched and annoying, so this might be an improvement. But anyway, seek out a cleric, or medic, in the palace [I assume we are in the palace] to help out queenie. ...and tend to your severed arm.

>>4187780
Return to the elf kingdom and order a fucking royal hunt for beardbeard.

ITS BEARD SCALPING SEASON!

>>4187780
>By the sound of her ragged gasps, her voice has likely been permanently damaged.

If we can cure things like dismembered hands, death, and even love, I'm sure we can fix such a little thing.

>>4187801
This is probably a plot driven injury, not curable by normal means.

>>4187787
While we temporarily have SEE INTO GARRELF'S MIND powers, he does care - about as much as an emotionless creature can. Really, a spellcaster who can't speak is useless - and this spellcaster is both powerful, loyal, and commands a nation. She has everything he does care about - beauty, power, and loyalty.

>>4187793
Garrelf rushes himself and his wife to a cleric, as soon as he is sure walking won't kill her.

>>4187783
How so, out of character? I can imagine some evil characters actually caring about one or two specific people. And doing horrible things to others FOR those people.

Or hey, caring for a certain GROUP of people. Like a mafia situation.

>>4187822

>>4187822
dont know unless we try. We got mados memory back pretty easy.

>>4187836
see >>4187835

He is just using her. He's angry because Beardbeard broke a cool toy.

A good punishment would be breaking his axe.

>>4187835
>She has everything he does care about - beauty, power, and loyalty.

And he has everything she does care about - a hot body and a large dong.

Their relationship works just fine like that.

>>4187835
might want to grab your arm with the expensive bracer.

>>4187835

It's probably not a good idea to go after Beardbeard at the moment. For one, you're missing an arm and Arialla is useless as a spellcaster. And two, Beardbeard still has Shadar-Kai backup, and we can't beat them both alone.

We're elves, patience is what we do. We know what Beardbeard's objectives are, and we know the usual places he goes to ground during downtime. We won't have any time finding him later, and when we do we can set the stage according to OUR whims.

>>4187835
I wonder, how could Arialla cast that one spell if her throat was crushed?

Thwoop.

The queen's royal chambers, including the tree of life and all her assets, seem to have suffered some extradimensional trauma.

>>4187864
>tree of life

Fuck.

The warp hole is now sealed.

>>4187864
Maybe if she took the "don't let your spells cause planar interference because one midget ripped it open" feat, we wouldn't HAVE this problem.

>>4187856

>>any time

Meant to say any trouble. FUCK.

Also, we should do something to close the webway portal in the bedroom.

>>4187864
>tree of life
Probably not important, plotting time now.

>>4187874
>>4187864
>tree of life

I'm... I'm sorry, did we just fuck over the entire planet?

I mean, it's not like I find it that unbelievable, I just want some confirmation here.

>>4187864
Hmm you should go to cultist to get our wounds checked.

Not that garelf knows what explosive info she has that could set aldiwn and his assassin guild against beardbeard. Nope not at all.

>>4187914
I'm sure there are many great priests in the city, too, that'd be more than willing to help their queen.

As for the assassins... I wonder what Nevada thinks of Beardbeard now?

>>4187900
The tree of life is not as important as all that. The tree of life is so named because its fruit, when planted, grows living creatures, and its wood can be used as replacement body parts that Arialla can detect from anywhere in the multiverse, allowing her to always find Beardbeard due to his leg but not Garrelf.

And, its gone now, so no free new arm for Garrelf either. Well, unless maybe that brand new growth, sprouting up right before your eyes, has something to do with anything.

>>4187921
Ah yes but not many priests that knows cultist is pregnant. We get garelf to figure this out tell aldwin and we got a whole assassins guild hunting down beardbeard.

>>4187923
The Tree is strong. It takes far more than that to kill it.

>>4187923
That doesn't look like an evil version of the tree of life at all. All is well.

>>4187923
>its fruit, when planted, grows living creatures

OH GOD, IT'S THE SUNLESS CITADEL ALL OVER AGAIN!

THE TWIGS! DEAR GOD THE TWIGS!

>>4187923

I feel a war between the elven city and Beardbeard's new mountain fortress growing.

I haven't read any of the quests in a while, so I decided to catch up on this late Saturday night. And guess what?

ZOMBIE FINLAY MAKES ME SHIT MY PANTS LIKE NO OTHER. Dear god. I don't think anything in Ruby Quest, as bizarre as it was, scared me this much.

Now I can't sleep for another few hours. I love you Gnome.

>>4187923
I suggest we back off cautiously.

>>4187923

Man, Beardbeard sure knows how to fuck up cities.

>>4187947
We never did confirm what happen to his body did we?

>>4187944
This anon may have a point. If we are approached by any suspicious druids with overly large frog familiars, we should probably try and kill them, or at least put them through some kind of screening test.

>>4187954
...a good plan.

Garrelf decides to STOP MUCKING ABOUT and get to a cleric.

>>4187944
Sunless Citadel? HNNNNNNGGGGGGNN

>>4187971

Aw new temple to Satan, I mean, it's an elf city anyways.

>>4187971
OH SHIT SATAN IS GETTING SOME REMODELING DONE!

>>4187971
Oh, that's right! The elves all worship Satan now don't they? DARK ELVES UP IN THIS MOTHER!

>>4187971
HAIL SATAN

>>4187971

I guess it would make sense that the original tree was a product of Glittergold, and the new tree is created according to the new deity.

Satan is pleased.

>>4187971
So, apparently, the Tree of Life has been replaced by... the Coat Rack of Satan.

At what point is Beardbeard going to gain divine rank on his own? THE MAN IS AN ENGINE OF DESTRUCTION.

Possible domains could be Destruction, Chaos, and Ale.

>>4187971

Question: If the elves try and seek revenge against Beardbeard, how will Satan take his followers trying to kill his BFF?

>>4188016

IF he ever did ascend his domains would be Beards, Ale, Axes, and Pride.

After GARELF leaves the queen in the hands of nearest cleric MUSTER UP A HUNT!

>>4187975
>>4187944
Hi, I'm a Dragon Troll Priest thing! Trying to loot some crypts huh? Well, fuck you! SUCK MY THREE ATTACKS PER TURN! Oh, what's that? Your only level one? Well, better start rerolling motherfucker! Also, REGENERATION ALL UP IN THIS BITCH!

Can we get back to Beardbeard soon?

>>4188025
Xom hasn't really done much for us.

What would happen if Beardbeard changed religions? Power ups?

>>4188019
He would remain strictly neutral in such conflict.

>>4188001
>the Coat Rack of Satan.
Sounds par for the course.

New thread: >>4188057

Some zombie finlay fanart, from a friend.