Scrooge McDuck.
Because I love a challenge and the capitalist bastard has it coming.

dragon.

the geezer has a damn cannon in his office.

McDuck.

I'll tell him the Dragon put me up to it.

>>4283799
Win

>>4283793
and a blunderbuss.

The dragon. God damn duck has plot armor.

Scrooge. Not only will I become insanely rich, no court will convict me for his murder thanks to the anti-banker sentiment caused by the global cashpocalypse.

McDuck, probably less chance of getting disembowled or eaten.

As a disney character, McDuck can shoot at my, but is not allowed to kill me.

A dragon has no such restrictions.

>>4283826
>>4283824
You haven't seen what he does to people who take his lucky dime.

The Ancient Red Dragon.

Then you only have to worry about one big enemy.. With McDuck? I'm gonna guess that he's got enough traps, robot minions, giant robots, a few dragons (everything has a price), and a hired lackies to decimate an average party before they even reach his front door. And if you manage to get into his office, he's probably got twice as many of each of the above waiting for your ass, and a giant fucking cannon for good measure... And don't even get me started if he calls for reinforcements!

Fucking dragon man. The dragon's a giant magic firebreathing lizard; McDuck is motherfucking Scrooge McDuck, richest duck in the world. You don't want to -know- what he can have done to you.

McDuck. He's a big softy.

>>4283855
He has a shitload of awesome traps. Did you see the Duck Tales movie?

McDuck, because I would enjoy the dramatic chase episode where he and the nephews chase me down and take it back.

Scrooge. As scrooge fires his cannon at us and kills the party, we come out of invisibility, reveal them to be simulacrums, and cast maze on him to distract him long enough to steal all of his treasure.

Scrooge McDuck, because nobody ever said we couldn't try to take his hoard through the honest, capitalist virtues of elbow grease and business acumen. He'll destroy us in that capacity, but when we gracefully accept his buyout offer, he'll hire us on as lackeys and we'll make ten times as much as we ever did, because now we're being PAID to raid ancient tombs and steal treasures, and we get medical, dental, and all kinds of cool gadgets to boot!

>>4283887
Scrooge does his own adventuring. Motherfucker went to the moon for coins.

>>4283855
We never said what system we were using.
I activate Immunity to Armies technique, and wade through his minions, challenging him to single combat, then dispatch him with a single sweep of my Orchihalcon Grand Daiklaive as he cowers before my Dawn Anima Flare.

McDuck.

In my caper, my life will be like a hurricane, there in, Duckburg. I'll use racecars, lasers, and aeroplanes, cuz life's a duck-blur.

I might solve a mystery... or rewrite history!

>>4283792
>>the capitalist bastard has it coming.

You're kidding right? He might be miserly but he earned every penny he made through fair dealings, he IS a Disney character after all.

Quick question to everyone saying McDuck.

Are you going for the Lucky Dime?

>>4283887
Wonderful reasoning, except
>he'll hire us on as lackeys and we'll make ten times as much as we ever did, because now we're being PAID to raid ancient tombs and steal treasures, and we get medical, dental, and all kinds of cool gadgets to boot!

That won't happen if he doesn't turn a profit. You'll get a salary, and every treasure you find goes to McDuck in exchange for consistent income.

>>4283887
A true businessmind, this one.

Personally, I'd go for Scrooge McDuck's, only because I'm pretty sure his is worth more.

>>4283896
And the nephews (possibly with the genie friend) go rescue him with awesome gadgets and such, you still lose.

>he earned every penny he made through fair dealings
the hell he did. the only coin he ever made through "fair dealings" was his first.

>>4283908
No.

HELL no.

FUCK no.

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT.

Tomb raiding high adventure where McDuck is your financial backing. I now know my next Toon campaign.

>>4283915

I see absolutely no problem with this. No scrabbling to pay for food, no spending every red cent on magic equipment just so we can survive (Scrooge gives that shit away, what's he going to do with it?), no sleeping in shitty inns in town (he owns half the goddamn country, he can give us a good deal on housing).

If you can get on his good side, Scrooge McDuck is the perfect boss. He expects hard work, but more importantly, he RESPECTS hard work, and makes sure it's rewarded. Skilled, sensible adventurers are a valuable resource, and a good businessman - and make no mistake, Scrooge is the best there is - preserves and carefully manages his valuable resources. He'd keep the party in wine, women, and silk sheets for as long as they continued to be motivated and effective lackeys... and you'd better fucking believe they'd be motivated, with all the booze and tail they could ever want being just another grand adventure away.

>>4283936
That's all a matter of point of view. The vast majority of hims money comes from perfectly legal endeavors and though he has has had to bend the law to get the rest he's never broken it. By the modern financial community he is more honorable than the most paragon of paladins.

>>4283930
Perfect attack. Scrooge and co are mortals, so they don't have any perfect defences. The genie presumably does, as a spirit, but combo a perfect attack and perfect defence, and you can take Scrooge down without interference.

>>4283936
>>4283792

tl;dr

BAAAWWWWW I'M A BUTTHURT SOCIALIST FAGGOT THAT DOESN'T LIKE TO ACTUALLY WORK TO GET MONEY; I'D RATHER SUCK THE TEAT OF THE WORKING CLASS DRY.

I'm gonna go with the Dragon. At least there is a slight chance of negotiating with it.

>>4283896

The the Scrooge you just killed turns out to be a very intricate robot.. It appears your Scrooge is in another castle.

>>4283989
Scrooge has punched out Djinns.

>>4283896
And that's about the time that McDuck reveals that you've been playing Call of Cthulu all along.

And he's Cthulu.

Dragon. If they aren't CE, you might be able to reason with it (especially if they are arrogant-"anyone who can break through MY lair can obviously loot the lairs of lesser dragons for me...in exchange for their life and the hand of whatever princess I'm too full for, plus any crap lewt they get. Sucker'll owe me a favor for it.").

Scrooge will toss your ass in Disney jail faster than you can say "litigation". After all, he hates 4chan...

>>4283989
>Scrooge and co are mortals
>Scrooge [...] [is mortal]
Scrooge, sir, has clocked angry spirits, survived numerous adventures, and doesn't even need a space suit in a motherfucking vacuum. Just an air helmet for show.

>>4284031
Heroic mortals have upper limits, for him to be able to punch out a spirit means the spirit must have been really terribly made, and was below those upper limits. That simply proves the Genie is less of a threat.

>>4283986
>By the modern financial community he is more honorable than the most paragon of paladins.
>modern financial community
>honorable

Do ho ho ho

>>4284059
Not to mention the time he nearly succeeded at hunting down an Aztec god that happened to be conveniently made out of gold.

>>4284110
Which reminds me. Plane crashes, explosions, and vehicular mishaps leave Scrooge nothing more than scuffled. Dude's invincible.

>>4284045
>/B/

I think I have found a new Duck Totem Lunar character for my next Exalted game...

>>4284090
That oxymoron was the point you dolt. Scrooge has a level of dignity and a moral compass that is non-existent in the modern financial community.

HOARD!

IT IS FUCKING HOARD

I'll fight McDuck.

He's pretty cool but he's basically just a mid-level adventurer. An Ancient Red Dragon can breathe fire, gets half a dozen attacks per round, and casts spells.

Every single one of you would automatically go after the dragon.


Well you SHOULD, but I'm not amused that nobody warned about McDuck's bodyguard.


No not fucking Launchpad, although that guy is crazy in his own right.


You know who the fuck I'm talking about. God forbid he presses ALL of his buttons.

>>4284275
And McDuck himself is even worse.

>>4284177
Has never seen an angry Disney Duck.

>>4283775
Honestly, one dragon is a small fucking horde. It's not even a horde with just one guy!

>>4284302
You don't understand who we're talking about here.

>>4284291
>angry Disney Duck

There's only one duck worse than Scrooge... and I ain't talking about his business rival...

/co/ knows the horror of getting on the wrong side of a mcduck

Knowing what I know about Scrooge McDuck, I'd still go for the money bin, but only in a Shadowrun well planned run, as our only hope is to burn out a combat mage with force 200 acid blast in an attempt to stun Scrooge while we ran.

>>4284275

You know what would be awesome? A fight between your pic and mine.

Well, let's see.

On the other hand, we have an ancient red dragon, practically immortal demigod on it's own. Fire-breathing, adventurer-munching, damage-dealing creature of sheer terror wown from the primal lizard brain memories of mankind. Death Incarnate.

In the other hand.. We have Scrooge McDuck. Scrooge Fucking McDuck.

I'll take my chances against the dragon, any time.

>>4284390
Let me just write this down...

>>4284275

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING. I don't remember that from the cartoon...

And what's this about a lucky dime? I don't remember that either. Though I do remember the airplane flying big duck who's name was HUGE. He was funny.

I'm leaning towards the McDuck Heist.

>>4284367

Don't fuck with the duck!

Scrooge is basically the Duck Emperor of Duckind. Take that as you will.

>>4284450

Is it supposed to be gizmoduck?

>>4284450
Gizmoduck.

From Darkwing Duck. Same universe. He works for McDuck.

Also, the Lucky Dime is the first dime McDuck ever made. Several of the Ducktales villains had schemes revolving around stealing that thing. Including the spellcaster.

>>4284479
Oh lord.. Now I'm picturing Scrooge on a giant golden throne in gold power armor.

>>4284500
>spellcaster
>beaten by not-magic

Well, you know it's not Spellcaster Edition that you're playing.

>>4284450
Gizmoduck, motherfuckers.

Additionally: you should see some of the shit Scrooge pulled in the comics. He tore a steamboat apart with his bare hands, and beat someone to near-death with the resulting components.

He outroared a lion, tamed it, and used it as a mount just because he was mildly pissed off.

He got in a fight with Teddy Roosevelt, a battleship, and all of the Rough Riders at once. They tied, but only after Scrooge tore a fort apart with his bare hands, and threw chunks of it at the Rough Riders. And they only stopped fighting because Roosevelt and McDuck are old friends.

Which reminds me: anyone got the Life and Times collection, and willing to share? I didn't see it on /r/ last time I checked.

>>4284513
FUCK. YOU.

>>4284513
In her defense, Scrooge has 15 levels in Frenzied Berserker, 10 levels in Noble, and 20 levels in McDuck.

>>4284390

Fuck yeah, grimdark cartoon battle

>>4284450

Perhaps this should jar your memory...

>>4284525
First 12 are up on /rs/.

Just look for Life and Times, you'll spot them.

>>4284527
He still loses to any spellcaster at all because that's how 3.5 works.

>>4284527
You forgot the 3 levels in Badass

>>4284527
What, no levels in badass?

>>4284546
STOP THAT ALREADY JESUS CHRIST.

>>4284546
Nope. He's got 5 levels in Mundane Anchor.

>>4284546
As >>4284061 , >>4283989, and >>4283896 have pointed out, I think we're using Exalted here.

In which case I posit that McDuck must be an Exalt of some kind - maybe a Solar from a large community of wyld-mutated humans situated at the edge of creation.

>>4284554
He's got levels in McDuck.

It's like the munchkin version of Badass.

>>4284534

Is that a fucking ZakuDuck?

speedy shop are suck

>>4284623
I now christen thee Shop McSuck.

>>4284623

He gave his life so you would be a slave to chaos and darkness.

Hey, can we get some of those comics with Scrooge and his manly displays of god-like power?

I mean the duck MUST have gotten his power from Teddy before he turned on the president..

McDuck is clearly Khorne

>>4284802
Actually, just read the issue where they met.

He tried to save Teddy from a dinosaur.

This is the cover.

Back when he's still running on commoner and McDuck levels.

Life is like a hurricane.
Here in Duckburg.

>>4284872

That is one pissed off-looking duck.

Moar?

>>4284915

Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a duck-blur

>>4284940
To sum it up.

DO NOT PISS OFF MCDUCK.

YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO REGRET IT

>>4284974

>>4284974
And here he is surviving dynamite.

All this and more: >>>/rs/life+and+times+of+scrooge+mcduck

This thread is now about the sheer awesome that is Scrooge McDuck

>>4284872
>>4284974
>>4285022
>>4285050

Thank you T.S.Anon for these most glorious gifts

>>4283844As a disney character, McDuck can shoot at my, but is not allowed to kill me.


Scrooge is going to mangle you like a cartoon character.

no matter how twisted your limbs are, how bruised and battered your face is or how much your throat chokes with dust

you will not die

he will not let you die.

>>4285082
... can't sleep, the duck will get me...
... can't sleep, the duck will get me...
... can't sleep, the duck will get me...

>>4285082

Sucks being a cartoon man.

No wonder /co/ is afraid of McDuck.

Can /tg/ handle him? Will even the Emperor be able to help?

I should mention that 'McDuck' counts as at least one level in all non-caster classes.

McDuck vs. The Emperor of Mankind

No matter what, it will be funny.

>>4285132
Oh, there's a couple things that can handle McDuck from /co/. Only a handful though.

McDuck's in the same Tier as Popeye, who is pretty much hax tier.

Angry McDuck? Yeah... Droopy. Maybe.

DON'T FUCK WITH McDUCK

>>4285174
>at least one level in all non-caster classes.
...Of every game and setting ever created.

Even F.A.T.A.L.

>>4285201
Droopy? How the hell?

Is the Ancient Red Dragon female? What do I need to roll for seduction?

>>4284974
holy fucking shit

>>4285250
Droopy is everywhere you're going, and everywhere you've come from.

>>4285250
...You've never seen him in action, have you?
He manipulates the threads of Plot better than everyone but Bugs, and Bugs has to deal with the near-crippling laziness and insanity.

>>4285250
Droopy is pretty much the ultimate GM.
The mean kind.

Scrooge, because that giant tower is just his piggybank and he's a greedy fucker.

Or I take advantage of the onset of Alzheimer's and pretend to be one of his nephews. Then we go on adventures.

>>4285250
Though, a friend following the thread pointed out that Droopy and McDuck would never really come to blows, because both of them are ONLY dangerous when angry.

>>4285295
I just never thought of him as dangerous.

>>4285295
Well Bugs was beat by that one Hotel Manager and almost beat by the Gremlin but the Bomber thankfully ran out of gas

>>4285274
Yeah, that's 4 simultaneous attacks, exactly what does that equate to in attacks per round?

Don't

Fuck

With

McDuck

I should mention, shortly before that series of pages I just posted? McDuck was robbed.

>>4284472
>>4284291

>>4285568
i noticed.
fucking hell.. hes a monster.
and not one person shouting "furry!" have you grown up /tg/?

>>4285656
He gets it from his mother.

Scrooge's baby sister.

Also, Donald's TERRIFIED of Scrooge.

>>4285665
We're too afraid to shout "furry."

He'll know.

McDuck

>>4285665

One, it's feathers, and two, old-school Disney is exempt from furry.

Besides, DON'T FUCK WITH MCDUCK.

>>4285665

The east cost kiddies are gone to bed.

>>4285690

Indeed. Donald is hardcore but Scrooge is a monster both on the battle field and on wall street.

>>4283775
No, furrys are gay and pathetic. McDuck has to much badass who could care less about gay sex like most furries.

Hes out to kick ass, get paid, and go on to the next adventure.

Fuck your gay sex yiffing furries.

>>4285780
... is it just me, or did anyone just read this in a very wide suthern good old boy slur?

McDuck. In his early 20s.

Ducktales is a cool guy. He jumps at guns and isn't afraid of anything.

>>4285873

JESUS CHRIST MCDUCK IS TERRIFYING.

>>4284511
>Scrooge on a giant golden throne in gold power armor.
DRAW IT.

Guys. Don't forget about McDuck's one and only weakness

Goldy (was that the name of her?)
He would never hurt even an illusion of her.

Fucking mcduck though, seriously

>>4283887
This.

This is why I would choose McDuck.

If it was a fight to the death, with no way out... I'd probably choose the dragon.

>>4283844
He can't kill you, but he can make you wish you were dead.

Archived at sup/tg/. Let future generations learn to fear the last of Clan McDuck.

>>4286106
Although Toon Physics applied to a regular human can be rather lethal. Must I remind you of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Toon walks away from a Piano dropped on his head. Human doesn't

The infamous steamboat scene.

>>4286245

>>4286276

DON'T. FUCK. WITH. MCDUCK.

The dragon. You're all retarded for thinking you could take scrooge. Bastard smokes dragons for fun and profit.

By age 30, McDuck was an epic level character. The shit you see him do in Ducktales? That's what he does as a hobby after retiring.

Y'know, if this assumes the two exist in the same universe, Scrooge probably has beat up the dragon and taken his hoard long before you get there anyway.

At best, you will have to compete with him for the loot.

This thread must be archived for future generations.

Scrooge is a lunar exalted.

And he liked the humanoid duck thingy, and refuses to shift out of it.

>>4286670
Already on sup/tg/.

Tell McDuck where to find said dragon
Rob McDucks moneybin while he's busy with the dragon.

One would think at first glance that Scrooge would be the easier target. It's one duck, his nephews and maybe that retard Launchpad against a trained adventuring party but you'd be wrong.
A dragon would be far easier because in that fight you and your party are clearly the protagonists and would stalwartly best the dragon in a heartwarminly epic fassion.
But if you're stealing from the Duck then you are clearly the antagonists and would get your asses kicked in a cartoony fasion by the plucky nephews and then probably learn a lesson about how it's wrong to steal.

McDuck, send in Glomgold first.

Act as though your party stopped him from stealing the First Dime, replace it with a fake, if at all possible.

Otherwise, avoid any overt confrontation with McDuck. Nuts to the robot and the plucky nephews: Avoid the fucker who is strong enough to swim through a mass of solid gold coins.

>>4286950
that is scarily true

>>4286950
>>4287016
He can't go through coal, though. It's just coins.

>>4286884
Damn it, I'm trying to think of someone who could pull this off but I've got nothing.

Who could beat the fucking McDuck?

If you'd try to take him on, you really should take a bunch of hurdcore nutjobs who enjoy fighting. People like Kharn the Betrayer and Kenpachi Zaraki, for instance.

Even then, you'd only have miniscule chances of victory. Bet bet - distract McDuck with small army of psychos and RUN THE FUCK AWAY WITH THE GOLD. Try to leave McDuck's plane of existance ASAP and from there search for a way to escape to another dimension.

Then call Exterminatus on McDuck's planet.

Then hide out for the rest of your days because HE IS DEFINITELY STILL ALIVE, AND STILL AFTER YOU. AND HE WILL ONE DAY CATCH YOU.

>>4286884
Even without character shields, HE KICKED THE ASS OF THE ROUGH RIDERS, A NAVAL BATTLESHIP AND THEODORE ROOSEVELT AT THE SAME TIME

FUCKING TEDDY ROOSEVELT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd choose the Dragon.

Dragons are beatable. Hell, even if the dragon's fucking Trogdor the Burninator himself I would rather choose him over fucking with the duck.

Finally, people are showing some sense.

Badassery aside, the Duck has plot armor and will, WILL fuck your world. Generic dragon likely only has his stats to guard him. Good stats, but nothing like being able to disregard reality with badassery and plot armor.

>>4287148
Furthermore, McDuck's a PC.

A PC.

Once again, McDuck is a PC.

And he's better than you.

You know how you're fucking scary in a game of DnD? Heh, you're nothing compared to McDuck.

That is all.

McDuck is invincible AS LONG AS HE IS IN THE RIGHT.

Find a way to make him the bad guy and you've all but won. Good luck managing THAT though.

>>4287092

oh, god. Now I'm seeing Kharn and Zaraki as those two guys, on an episode of Ducktails

To be honest, this thread is pretty much tldr;, so I apologize if anyone has already stated my answer.

Would we be playing by Disney rules, or system rules? If the former, then I'll take the dragon, because red dragons are evil and evil always loses in Disney. Plus there's no legitimate way to beat Scrooge in the Disneyverse because you can't be more of a good guy than him.

If it's the latter, then Scrooge. In a system like D&D or Exalted all of his plot armor and "I win" buttons don't work, and a moderately leveled druid/cleric/wizard has enough mojo to beat him, his allies, and steal his horde SINGLEHANDEDLY. Having a full party would be overkill. You know how much damage a cannon does in D&D? 5d6 at most. Know how much a lightning bolt does at level 10? Twice that. Scrooge is dead in 10 rounds by D&D rules, one round if disintegrate or a similar spell is used.

So it's really dependent on the system. Either way a properly muchkin-ed party wins. PLAYERS ALWAYS WIN, UNLESS THE DM IS A CUNT.

>>4287208
This really depends on whether we use roleplay or Ducktales rules. If this is a RPG situation, Scrooge is just an extremely powerful and badass PC. There's no such thing as plot armor to save him, which makes him killable - in theory.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThoseTwoGuys

>>4287281
see
>>4287195


McDuck is fully munchkin'd. His so-called 'I Win' buttons are mostly based off his epic-level strength. Have you not read any of the comics posted in this thread?

>>4287286
Saying McDuck's killable is like saying Batman's killable. He CAN be killed, yes, but there's no way in fuck you'd ever manage it.

Scrooge...but I'd be high...

I would probably go for the dragon. Slim chance of success is still better than no chance of success at all.

...or wait, better. If I can, as the OP says, get to the loot, it means I know how to bypass the protections of the dragon. So I go to McDuck, tell him I can tell him of a bigass treasure and how to get to it, and haggle with him to about half what I estimate the dragon's treasure will be. Then he goes and gets it, because he's Scrooge Motherfucking McDuck and a mere dragon is a speedbump.

In the end, I get half a bigass treasure for no risk, Scrooge is half a bigass treasure richer, and everyone's happy.

>>4287322

You must have missed the part where I stated that this thread was tldr;, meaning I pretty much skipped everything after the first five posts because WALL OF TEXT.

I'm not so up to date on Scrooge's abilities beyond what I remember from watching the cartoon as a kid, but can he use magic? The reason I brought up the point about the universe in which the showdown takes place is because that basically decides the outcome before a fight even starts. I'll make a flowchart, based on the setting being D&D 3.5:

1.) Can it use Magic?
- Yes, go to 3.
- No, go to 2.
2.) It loses.
3.) Is it a full spellcaster?
- If Yes, go to 4.
- If No, go to 2.
4.) It wins.

And it's as easy as that. If D&D characters can kill an aborted god fetus that exudes an aura of death several hundred feet in all directions, then I don't think a fucking duck, no matter how much JUST AS PLANNED or super strength he has, is going to stand much of a chance.

Also the rules don't say anything about party level. For a low-level party it would be a fun adventure, but once you pass level 15 the above flowchart full applies to all encounters.

>>4287322
Batman vs Scrooge.

Who wins?

>>4287443
Knowing him, he'd probably have some way of being immune to magic. An immunity to magic ring or something, or perhaps it's a class feature of the Merciless Badass class.

And
>>4287377
your answer is win.

>>4287377

You would get at most like ten bux

>>4287467

Or it costs you a teddy bear.

If he isn't able to do the negotiations himself.
But really. To sell him the location of the dragon would be the best bet. And do NOT try to screw him over. Just set a high price, and sell it to him fairly and squarely. That's safe.
Just... NEVER try to screw over good old badass McDuck

>>4287821
Be sure to tell him that you've searched for days, weeks, or months for a hoard like this. Hard work pays off, with scrooge.

There is one who can match his badassery.

Pretty clear what happened, eh.

Illegal or not, you can't show it on a Disney comic book.

>>4288051
>>4288060
Can't remember those pages.

What book are they from?

>>4286245
>>4286276
>>4286291

I FUCKING REMEMBER THIS! I ACTUALLY READ THE COMIC WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID!

Holy shit, I thought this was a one-time thing they did, because I was so used to Ducktales and their version of Scrooge.

I never thought Scrooge could get this pissed off...

But hot damn, this thread just showed me the FULL extension of Scrooge's badass spirit.

It's like Scrooge was told to tone his potential down the same way they told Bruce Lee to slow down his punches so the cameras could capture them.


I swear to fucking God...


I think Scrooge is capable of taking on the Lady of Pain... and winning... somehow...

No seriously, fucking Scrooge McDuck.


They say you don't mess with the Lady of Pain....


DON'T. FUCK. WITH. MCDUCK.

>>4286291
>Please mister, there's only twenty of us! Can't you wait until our reinforcements arrive?
>RCMP

Holy crap.

YOU DON'T FUCK WITH MCDUCK indeed.

>>4288654

You have a better chance of stating the Lady of Pain than stating McDuck

>>4284511
>>4285947

You were lied to the entire time.

The Emperor was, and always had been, Scrooge McDuck.

OH FUCK. GUYS. SCROOGE MCDUCK HEARD US TALKING WHILE HE WAS IN /co/! HE'S PISSED, MAN! PISSED!

FUCK THIS, MAN. I'M OUTTA HERE BEFORE THAT MCDUCK HI

>>4288737
Oh god in heaven have mercy.

We're doomed.

>>4288808
OHSHI HE'S HERE!

RUN FOR YOUR LIV

OH GOD NO NO N

In this thread: Butthurt parasites.

Scrooge is a Mary Sue...and it's OK!

Roll for SAN loss. ALL OF YOU.

Stats on Scrooge McDuck, plz

>>4288867
It's impossible, if only because we'd have to calculate his wealth.

Go earn your own horde you faggots.

>>4283887
He's got a time machine. He could go back and delete your fetus.

We need a writefag story about Eldrad thinking he screwed over McDuck and giggling like the faggot he is...


Only for the awesome shit that we've barely seen in the old comics to happen and Eldrad gets what's coming to him.


And in the other room, Macha is giggling insanely like a little schoolgirl as she hears her father's cries for mercy as McDuck does whatever he does off-screen...

>>4288882

censored violence, amiright?

The Anicent Red Dragon.

I know that I can kill a Dragon and I know that Scrooge McDuck'll come a'ridin on two dragons surfing an avalanche and kill me with a pickaxt if I touch his gold. furthermore he's a Disney character, he can't be killed.

>>4286245
>>4286276
NOW THAT IS SOME SERIOUS ANGER!