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    38 KB Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)01:57 No.4439213  
    SCENARIO: ON YOUR WAY TO YOUR FLGS YOU FIND A FORGE WORLD TITAN STILL IN ITS BOX LAYING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. LATER THAT DAY A GAMER CHICK COMES INTO THE STORE CRYING HOW SHE LOST HER TITAN AND WOULD BE WILLING TO BE A SEX SLAVE FOR AN ENTIRE DAY IF IT MEANT SHE COULD GET IT BACK SOMEHOW.

    WHAT DO YOU DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)01:59 No.4439224
    >>4439213

    Give it back. Tell her that she doesn't even need to do the sex slave stuff, returning it to her is gift enough.

    Duh.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)01:59 No.4439225
    keep the titan

    It's more expensive than a hooker.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:00 No.4439232
    give it back to her no strings attached. I am really a white knight in real life.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:00 No.4439237
    Make her a sex slave TO the Titan for a day. Take pictures, use as blackmail for sex every day.
    >> The Laziest Troll 04/30/09(Thu)02:01 No.4439240
    Give it back to her, nothing needed in return except a 2000 point game.
    It would suck to lose a model.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:02 No.4439249
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    if she's fat: keep the mini.
    if she's hot: pic related.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:03 No.4439255
    Probably give it back.

    And ask her how she lost it.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:05 No.4439259
    I'd give it back no strings attached, because if she's insane enough to offer that, I don't want to be anywhere near her with my clothing off.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:05 No.4439260
    be all smooth like and be like no need to whore your self but hows about a date hot stuff whale giving back the titan
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:05 No.4439264
    Give it back and then play a couple games with her because obviously any gamer chick who cares enough about the game to get a Titan is probably pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:07 No.4439272
    She was exaggerating/lying. Enjoy being a "nice guy".
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:07 No.4439276
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    >GAMER CHICK
    >> 40Kfag from /m/ !!t8iiyj3DIqR 04/30/09(Thu)02:07 No.4439277
    night time /tg/ is full of good-aligned fa/tg/uys it seems
    >> MechaMilk !T.We2gZSuI 04/30/09(Thu)02:09 No.4439287
    Honestly, I'd give it back. It's Forge World, and I know how I'd feel if I lost something like that.

    And on a completely unrelated note, since when did we have mods?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:11 No.4439296
    Give it back and then compare armies. Also drool at titan.

    I know how I'd feel if I lost a titan.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:13 No.4439302
    You're all wimpy moralfags.

    That being said, I would do the same.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:15 No.4439309
    being the nice guy is the only real option if you dont plan on keeping the figure, theres no gaurentee she will make good on her offer even if you try to keep it from her she could easily steal it or whimp out on being taken and bound by a total stranger,
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:16 No.4439310
    As all the others, give it back and don't ask for much in return.

    >>4439287
    what'd the mods do?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:20 No.4439332
    Keep titan. build titan. smash titan with hammer to have unique terrain for my table.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:20 No.4439342
    Return it, of course. You don't steal from fellow fa/tg/uys. I don't do differences by gender - she's one of ours if she's so broken at losing a Forgeworld Titan.

    Also, I wouldn't believe even for a moment she said that stuff seriously (we all do hyperbole when we're distressed), and even if, not even think for a moment of trying to cash that in. Seriously, that would be just wrong.

    That said, if I can manage to get a chat going and get a date, well, rules to be me. If not, ah well, I did some good today. Either way, I win.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:20 No.4439343
    give it back than kick her in the balls for being a tranny, there are no 40k gamer chicks
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:21 No.4439353
    And this is how you finally get laid... This juncture is usually where the wheels fall off. It suited us once to appear weak and compassionate because we didn't know the truth about girls yet. But today... is a new day...

    There will be no moves to give back the Titan. There will be no kindness. There will be none of your CRAP!

    NONE OF IT!

    Keep the Titan and you will have the craziest sex of your life for the next 24 hours and more if you follow my directions. Give back the Titan and you WILL have blueballs all week.
    >> MechaMilk !T.We2gZSuI 04/30/09(Thu)02:22 No.4439356
    >>4439302

    And there's nothing wrong with that!
    Besides, most of the time, for all the angsty, cigar-chomping antiheroes that we (all right, I) play, at the heart of it isn't it the fa/tg/uy or ca/tg/irl dream to play the goodguy?

    >>4439310
    Posted a pornographic image of an Exalted character. Honestly, it wasn't even that good; I only put it up as a joke.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:25 No.4439383
    I'd say "Here's your titan, but I don't want you as a fucking sex slave, I have a girlfriend, and that's enough for me, and also, don't be so fucking slutty, it always gets one ass into trouble, regardless if you're man or woman, knock it the fuck off.".
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:28 No.4439400
    1. It is convenient that she shows up at the flgs the day after i find my new titan on the side of the road. Too Convenient. Likely she is either out to score a free titan, or is the sister of one of the other store gamers who have made a eldritch pack with her in order to get a free titan.

    2. She is a woman, and therefore not to be trusted. Her promises are like bargains with tzeentch. Soon to be twisted beyond all original intent and used against you for their own amusement.

    3. What desire have i for carnal pleasures offered by foul rites and bargains offered by the servants of slaanesh? Any such union, no blessed in the eyes of the Immortal God Emperor of All Mankind would be a cursed one, damning all involved to a eternity of torment cast out of the light of the Divine Emperor and into the very abyss of chaos.

    No, i shall retain possession of His most holy of war relics, so that it may serve His glory in battle. I will not see it brought low into the service of the ruinous powers.
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)02:33 No.4439425
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    NOBLE INTERNET WHITE KNIGHTS YOU HAVE PASSED THIS TEST AND PROVEN YOUR WORTH. THERE WAS NO TITAN OR GIRL. IT WAS ALL AN ILLUSION TO TEST YOUR VIRTUE.

    TAKE YOUR SEATS BESIDE ME AT THE ROUND TABLE AND, IN THE NAME OF GOD ALMIGHTY, HELP BANISH THE LONG NIGHT AND RESTORE CHIVALRY ACROSS THE LAND.
    >> The Laziest Troll 04/30/09(Thu)02:35 No.4439437
    >>4439425
    I'll get my dice.
    >> Al Gore 04/30/09(Thu)02:36 No.4439442
    >>4439425

    I am a tenth level Vice President.
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)02:36 No.4439446
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    AS FOR THE REST OF YOU... YOU HAVE CHOSEN...POORLY!
    >> MechaMilk !T.We2gZSuI 04/30/09(Thu)02:38 No.4439453
    >>4439425
    Um, I'm not Christian. Can I come along too?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:39 No.4439456
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    >>4439425
    You have my sword, sire!
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)02:42 No.4439472
    >>4439453

    OF COURSE YOU CAN. GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN AND THE RIGHTEOUS SHALL NEVER BE TURNED AWAY.

    HAVE YOU NEVER OF HEARD OF MY OLD FRIEND SIR PLYOMIDES? A SARACEN WHO WIELDED THE SCIMITAR AS SKILLFULLY AS THE LANCE.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:42 No.4439475
    >>4439425
    Fuck year, it pays to be the good guy. On /tg/ at least.
    >> MechaMilk !T.We2gZSuI 04/30/09(Thu)02:51 No.4439530
    >>4439472
    Heh, why not. Let's go, Majesty!
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)02:55 No.4439554
    >>4439456

    TO YOU THEN GOES THE HONOR OF THE FIRST QUEST.

    YOU MUST HUNT AND SLAY THE QUESTING BEAST. A MONSTROUS ABOMINATION THAT CANNOT BE SEEN, NOR HEARD, NOR CAUGHT.

    GO WITH CHRIST AND RETURN WHEN THE DEED IS DONE, BRAVE KNIGHT.
    >> Xom 04/30/09(Thu)02:57 No.4439570
    This is very win. Xom approves of this thread.

    Now...does anyone want any...free potions?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:59 No.4439577
    >>4439570
    >Xom
    >free stuff
    Ooh, I've got a good feeling about this!
    >> Xom 04/30/09(Thu)03:00 No.4439583
    >>4439577
    They are orange and bubbling. Nothing can go wrong! It is clearly a orange-flavoured carbonated beverage. Ignore the smoke.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:02 No.4439589
    I'd give it back regardless of whether or not the person was offering sexings, and even regardless of gender.

    This is because I don't play 40k and have no use for a miniature used to play it, and more importantly because I am an actual decent person and wouldn't steal anything.
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)03:05 No.4439609
    >>4439530

    FOR YOU, THE SECOND KNIGHT TO ANSWER THE CALL, I CONFER THE SACRED DUTY OF SLAYING THE GIANT OF MOUNT ST-MICHEL, A BEAST WHO RAPES AND DEVOURS INNOCENT MAIDS AND HAS DEVASTATED THE COASTS OF ALBION.

    BEWARE! HE CANNOT DIE UNLESS HE SO CHOOSES TO FORSAKE LIFE. I CAN TELL YOU NO MORE.

    I WILL PRAY FOR YOU AND KEEP VIGIL UNTIL YOU RETURN.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:06 No.4439617
    >>4439353
    Get out of here Cobra Commander go back to playing 40k with Abbadon.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:07 No.4439622
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    >King Arthur

    A challenger appears!
    >> MechaMilk !T.We2gZSuI 04/30/09(Thu)03:10 No.4439631
    >>4439609
    Aye, Majesty. Just let me get some magic potions from this chappie here...

    >>4439570
    >>4439583
    All right, gimme a few.
    >> Ser Gallion D'Aquila 04/30/09(Thu)03:13 No.4439651
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    >>4439356
    Speak for yourself, I play paladins like they're going out of style. There's just something so damn satisfying about riding in on a white horse to save the day. Pic related. Or not really. It seems I have pitifully few proper pics for paladins and other such heroes.

    REQUESTING PALADIN/WHITE KNIGHT IMAGE DUMP!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:14 No.4439662
    >>4439609
    Rapes and devours innocent maids you say?

    So you tell all maids of Albion that Santa doesn't exist and the beast, out of innocent maids, decides to put itself out of its misery?
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)03:14 No.4439668
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    >>4439651

    IT IS SATAN HIMSELF!
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)03:17 No.4439685
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    >>4439651

    ANY MAN WHO WOULD BE A KNIGHT AND FOLLOW A KING... FOLLOW ME.
    >> helpful /co/mrade 04/30/09(Thu)03:19 No.4439695
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    >>4439651
    >>This thread
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:22 No.4439719
    return it and fuck her is the only option.

    hot damn you guys are dumb.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:23 No.4439725
    >>4439213

    probly give it back. Karma is a bitch, though I would be extremely tempted to keep it.

    or maybe this is karmas way of being nice to me. This cant be right.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:28 No.4439746
    Give it back, GW makes shitty games.

    The sex bit is a boring as all hell concept.

    Besides, fagfag is fagfagfag.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:29 No.4439753
    >>4439400

    >eldritch pack

    It's what occultists get when they do a load of sit-ups.
    >> As seen on that television show that one time 04/30/09(Thu)03:30 No.4439758
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    >>4439685
    I shall destroy you and your pathetic knights, and then... The world shall be mine to devour!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:31 No.4439763
    I ask her what kind of Titan is was and how she lost it.
    If it happens to be the same kind I found, and she lost it in a way that corresponds to the circumstances of me finding it, I give it back.
    If not? Free Titan.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:31 No.4439768
    >>4439213
    I'd give it back regardless of whether sex were being offered or not, but if offered, I certainly wouldn't pass up on it.
    >> Ser Gallion D'Aquila 04/30/09(Thu)03:32 No.4439773
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    >>4439758
    GOD'S WOUNDS! 'TIS THE BEAST HIMSELF! RALLY TO ME, COMRADES, THAT WE MIGHT PURGE IT'S EVIL FROM ENGLAND'S GREEN AND MERRY FIELDS!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:34 No.4439785
    >WILLING TO BE A SEX SLAVE

    Obvious lie is obvious. She's trying to use her mystical VAGINA POWAH to control geeks within her vicinity. Keep the Titan, as moralfagging is going to get you, at best, a quick "thankyou" before she runs off to fuck her boyfriend silly.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:34 No.4439791
    I'd give her the titan, and then turn down her offer of sex.Turning down girls makes me feel fucking awesome.
    >> As seen on that television show that one time 04/30/09(Thu)03:38 No.4439815
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    >>4439773
    Just a sec, destroying a couple of Japanese cities...

    Done. Where were we? Oh yes, posturing.

    *ahem*
    What chance have you against one such as I? My chains broken, mere men such as you can not hope to match my power!
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)03:39 No.4439819
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    THE LAST GLIMMERS OF LIGHT ARE EXTINGUISHED AND THE WORLD IS PLUNGED ANEW IN FIRE AND DARKNESS.

    SURELY THERE ARE STILL MEN OF COURAGE AND FAITH TO FIGHT BACK THE NIGHT AND USHER IN A GLORIOUS NEW AGE?

    IF ONLY THE QUESTING KNIGHTS RETURNED...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:39 No.4439821
    >>4439725
    >Karma

    So your entire sense of morality revolves around the idea that you only do what's right out of fear of cosmic retribution?

    Whatever happened to doing the right thing because it's, you know, right?
    >> SOUNDS GOOD TO ME! Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:41 No.4439841
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    Ok, so wait. If a paladin were to find this lost item...

    1. He gives it back, gets the sex (because she INSISTS) and breaks his vow of chastity he falls?

    2. He gives back the item but doesn't have sex with the girl. She had secretly set this whole thing up to get someone to have sex with her because she felt herself unlovable; and now with this recent turn of events she kills herself from rejection causing the paladin to fall?

    3. He keeps it, and later finds out that the girl was already unhinged and on the verge of a mental breakdown, and commits suicide over this recent loss and he falls?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:42 No.4439855
    Mention that I have one I haven't opened, that I'm kind of regretting purchasing it, and offer to sell it to her.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:47 No.4439887
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    >>4439819

    I'm a bit late, but I swear my sword to the cause!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:48 No.4439894
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    >>4439815
    >>4439819

    AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, ASSEEEEEEMBLLLLLLEEE!
    >> Ser Gallion D'Aquila 04/30/09(Thu)03:48 No.4439897
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    >>4439815
    WE ARE NOT MERE MEN! WE ARE THE KNIGHTS OF KING ARTHUR'S COURT, THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN FAITH, SKILL, AND MARTIAL PUISSANCE! FACE YOUR UNDOING, O THING OF THE PIT!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:48 No.4439898
    >>4439841
    #1 Doesn't cause you to fall, if memory serves.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:50 No.4439910
    >>4439841 2

    FALLING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:53 No.4439929
    make a silicon mold of it, make two copies. ebay the original for the 00+ dollars its worth, keep one copy for myself, and return a dupe to the girl, who i proceed to enjoy some fine sexings with
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)03:55 No.4439943
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    >>4439897

    HOLD THE LINE, BROTHERS, IN THE NAME OF KING ARTHUR!
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)03:56 No.4439951
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    FORGIVE ME, LORD. DOUBT HAD WEAKENED MY RESOLVE.

    MY ILLUSION IS DISSOLVED. MY ERROR DESTROYED. BY YOUR GRACE, NOW I AM FIRM. MY DOUBTS ARE DISPERSED. I WILL ACT ACCORDING TO YOUR WORD.

    KAY, TRUEST OF THE TRUE, GATHER THE LAST MEN WHO STILL HAVE THE WILL TO FIGHT. TOMMOROW, AT DAWN, I RIDE OUT AND FACE THE DEVIL.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:00 No.4439968
    >>4439213
    HA! I know that the gamer chick is a FATTY not worthy of my PENIS. I lul and keep the titan, painting it better than her frail feminine hands could ever hope to.
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)04:00 No.4439970
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    NOW, ONCE MORE, I MUST RIDE OUT WITH MY KNIGHTS TO DEFEND WHAT WAS, AND THE DREAM OF WHAT COULD BE.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:01 No.4439973
    rofl, archive this thread plz
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:02 No.4439979
    >>4439951
    Hey Arthur, old buddy old pal... Don't you like... Have a basement full of Holy Artefacts?
    I mean, yeah, you never found the grail. But you can't tell me you didn't find ANY holy stuff on your quests.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:04 No.4439997
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    My lord sovereign, I have come back in time to serve you!

    You see, this fellow named Zon or something like that was offering potions...
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)04:05 No.4440002
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    FEAR NOT THE NIGHT AND THE TERRORS IT HOLDS. ALL BEINGS FALL INTO THE NIGHT AND ALL BEINGS ARE BROUGHT BACK TO DAYLIGHT.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:05 No.4440003
    Made my day /tg/, go forth and... do...what ever it is you do when you arent here. You do leave dont you?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:05 No.4440010
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    There is so much honour in this thread it makes me cry manly tears for the brotherhood of fa/tg/uys, My brethren inspire me to do great deeds!!!! I shall return the Titan and return home to my gf with my honour intact.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:06 No.4440011
    I'd at least ask her what sort of a titan she lost and where. If the box contained a Warhound and she lost a Reaver, then what the fuck she's gonna do with my titan?

    If mine is what she's after, I'd return it without asking anything. If she's a real class act lady, she won't leave it at that, but if she's just a bitch baaawing for attention, then fuck her, since that's the last thing I want.

    And I shall finish the transaction by pressing my nipple and saying "Mission accomplished, beam me up, Scotty." After which I run out of the store like a superhero.
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)04:06 No.4440012
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    NO WEAPON CAN PIERCE THE LIFE THAT INFORMS YOU. NO FIRE CAN BURN IT, NO WATER CAN DRENCH IT, NO WIND CAN MAKE IT DRY, HAVE NO FEAR AND RIDE BECAUSE GOD LOVES YOU.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:09 No.4440030
    >>4440011
    Will you be making a WOOOOOSH sound?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:10 No.4440040
    YOU MAY HAVE YOUR TITAN BACK

    ALL I ASK IN RETURN IS THAT YOU PLEDGE YOUR UNDYING LOYALTY TO THE LEGIO FUCKSHITUPPICUS.

    TOGETHER WE SHALL LAY WASTE TO GW STORES ACROSS THE NATION.

    ALSO CAN I BORROW YOUR TITAN AS SO FAR THE LEGIO FUCKSHITUPPICUS CONSISTS OF AN IMPERIAL GUARD PLATOON.

    PROXIED WITH ELVES.
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)04:12 No.4440047
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    SEE HOW LIFE RETURNS ONCE MORE TO THE LAND! A NEW AGE HAS BEGUN. WHERE ALL MEN ARE LOVED AND ALL ARE EQUAL IN THE SIGHT OF GOD.

    THE NIGHT IS PASSING! LOOK - IT'S SPRING. THE BUDS ARE SWEET, THE WATER SPARKLES, EVERYONE IS JOYFUL.... WE LAY OUR LIVES DOWN SO THAT MEN MAY LIVE ON EARTH AS IN HEAVEN.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:15 No.4440054
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    >>4439213
    "Gamer chick" can mean many things.

    I'm sad to say that I'd undoubtedly return the titan of an even average looking woman, while a hambeast would receive nothing from me but laughs and cruel gazes.

    Like most men my chivalry is really motivated by my dick and, while that surely is a potent force, it is not going to take effect in every situation.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:16 No.4440062
    >>4440047
    Fuck you King Arthur, when Adam delved and Eve span who was then a gentleman?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:26 No.4440108
    >>4439887
    Source on this pic?
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)04:29 No.4440125
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    >>4440062
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:32 No.4440141
    I would probably end up proving to the world what a moralfag i actually am, and hand it over to her.
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    >>4440062

    STAND BACK! Be silent! Be still! That’s it… and look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then… this night, this great victory. So that in the years ahead, you can say, ‘I was there that night, with Arthur, the King!’ For it is the doom of men that they forget.
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    >>4439213
    BRING THE TITAN HOME AND CHERISH IT. YOU SEE, I HAVE NO NEED FOR WOMEN AS I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE AND ECONOMICS.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:36 No.4440155
    You're not my king. I didn't vote for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:39 No.4440178
    >>4440155
    One does not vote for Kings in a Theocracy
    >> King Arthur 04/30/09(Thu)04:40 No.4440182
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    AT LAST, THE BATTLE IS WON. THE COST WAS HIGH HOWEVER AND - AND... many good men rest with God.... Too many.

    I am weary Merlin.

    I am tired of fighting and wish... I have often thought that in the hereafter of our lives, when I owe no more to the future and can be just a man, that I may meet a young gamer chick, and she will come to me and claim me as hers, and know that I am her husband. It is a dream I have…
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:41 No.4440191
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    >>4440155

    Jesus is our only king.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:41 No.4440193
    >>4440178

    Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

    'sides, they elected Queen Amidala.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:42 No.4440199
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    I, warrior princess wishes to join King Arthur's upcoming quest. Then I would like to tear the King apart on my iron bed with a spike fit for a King's arsehole.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:48 No.4440240
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    Such a girl, however, does not exist in this world. Not yet, and not for many ages to come. To find her, you must depart these shores.

    Go then , Arthur. Lay down your burdens and be at peace. She is waiting for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)04:50 No.4440254
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    And Arthur lived happily ever after.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)05:30 No.4440493
    >>4439213
    Give back the Titan, and gently decline her offer. The further course of action depends on what she's actually like.



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