>>4554170

Btw, here's my pic.

Develope a drug habit, no wait, all drug habits

Then rape rape rape

No worries, as soon as your found, I'll come to end it.

>>4554190
...did you try Nurgle?

Join a Gorian S&M club!

>>4554199

Are you saying that picture doesn't make you want to fuck

>>4554170

1. Drugs
2. Try to make as many new experiences as possible
3. Perversion

Wear a dress and call yourself a 'trap'.

I think you should spend your entire life shoving things in your anus.

oh, to be truly slaneesh you have to read it's bible

>>>/rs/freyan+women

Buy hentai

Browse /d/ and get off to it.

>>4554236

lightweight detected

>>4554233
>>4554236
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>>4554210
>>4554202
>>4554199
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>>4554194
ALL THIS PALES IN COMPARISON TO THIS UNHOLY BOOK!!!
>>4554225

Have you seen anus women?! have you read how that eat with their anuses?! HAVE YOU READ HOW THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY REVOLVES AROUND THEM REGURGITATING THEIR FOOD THAT MAKES IT TASTIER>

HAVE YOU SEEN WALKING ANUSES

>>4554170

>Help me the to be the best hedonist I can be

>I'm putting a concerted effort into accomplishing something

Doingitwrong.jpg

>.become a disciple of Slaanesh

Do what you do anyway. Do anything. Anytjhing you do is part of the grand tapestry of 'fate' so ...

>>4554280

You might be looking for Tzeentch there matey

Here's the first step.
Start fapping.
Don't stop.
When your dick comes off in your hand, then it's time for insertions.

>>4554297

Yeah. I posted that, then realised.... FUCK im an idiot. But it's 4cham so im not alone.

>>4554280

This is problably the most serious answer.

To become a disciple of Slaanesh, just do whatever you want. Slaanesh makes your food tastes better, makes art more beautiful etc etc etc. Even doing nothing will make you serve the Prince of Excess.
After a while though, you'll want more to try to satisfy your needs, and problably start taking things to the extreme, like adding hair or eyes to your breakfast cereal and that kind of shit.

Anyway, you know the drill. Why keep posting these threads if you already know the answer, Anon?

>>4554225
OH GODS WHY DID I LOOK

NOT EVEN /d/ PREPARED... Wait actually no it did. This is pretty standard /d/ stuff barring the text explaining it. Funny shit tbh.

>>4554170
Stop lurkin in /tg/, go to bars, get high, fuck people regardless of gender, kill those people you've fucked, kill people while high, go to jail then submit yourself to the whims of prisoners, dominate other prisoners...sigh, just just get pleasured in whatever sick fuck way you like

>>4554327
Then you are a worshipper of slaneesh. Wait to become a demon prince

>>4554328
>sigh, just just get pleasured in whatever sick fuck way you like

Then he'll just stay on /tg/ and fap to monstergirls. Isn't the point of Slaneesh the seeking of new experiences and bringing yourself to enjoy them?

>>4554351
Doing everything to excess.

Drink, hump and gamble.

>>4554325
You forgot the drugs and the constant sex.

Get your right nipple pierced. Or the symbol of Slaanesh tattooed around it.
Perferably you should do both.

Grow tits. For your female counterpart, get her a dick.

Okay, you need to realize a couple of things, first.
Facts:
1. Hedonism is expensive.
2. Hedonism is socially unacceptable by modern society.
3. Hedonism will often lead to illegal acts.

Lets go into a bit more detail, now. Fact 1 means you will need money to live a life glorifying Slaanesh. Fact 2 will mean it will often be hard to find a well paying job, while enjoying your hedonistic lifestyle.
But that's okay! I mean, really, who wants to grind away at a 9 to 5 job for years, anyway? Jobs are not very much fun, and thus, not worth the time in your new life.
Instead, seek refuge in Fact 3. Most of the really fun drugs are illegal. So, obiviously you are going to be breaking the law anyway. Just forget about the rest of the laws, and run with it.
So, illegally, there are whole new, enjoyable, ways of making money. For starters, you can sell drugs. Pot is easy to grow, and a great way to get into the business. Stay away from Meth production. It's far more risky. You are more likely to get caught, more likely to get blown up, and more likely to die from poisonous vapors.
Of course, drug trade isn't your only potential source of income.
There is of course the skin trade. Prostitution is is the oldest profession for a good reason, it's profitable. And for a follower of Slaanesh, it should be fun and interesting, too! But if you want to rake in the real dough on the skin trade, you should pimp.

There are two ways to get control over people to the degree you can whore them out, and take all the profits. The quick and easier, if more dangerous and less profitable is the drug addiction method. Be a supplier of a highly addictive drug, get some desperate people well and truly hooked, and whore them out for mass profits, while keeping an iron grip on their drug rations.
Then there is the more profitable method, and the method that in general provides more satisfaction. Slaves. Get a couple of extra slaves and whore them out. Best to use non english speakers here. And do make sure you have completely broken their spirit. If they shank a john and end up picked up by the cops, you're screwed. I'll go more into slave acquisition and training when I reach the chapter on sexual hedonism.
There are other methods of fund raising. A quick one is to pretend to be a prostitute online over a site like Craig's List, and when someone agrees to meet you, mug them for the cash and run. You set a couple of encounters like that up, and you can make a mint in a single night's work. You may ask while go through the bother of pretending to be a whore, opposed to just going out and mugging people. The advantage is that these days, most people use debit cards instead of cash. This way you guaranty a decent amount of cash on you're victim's person.

>>4554637
>Hedonism is socially unacceptable by modern society.

Really? Think about it.

>>4554328
>fuck people regardless of gender
>sick fuck

Fuck you too, matey. You and your Emperor can suck my brazen balls and DOZEN DICKS OF IVORY.

There are of course other ways to earn the money for your life of pure excess. Those are just some ideas to get your started.

Now, lets talk hedonism in regards to your clothing. There are two things to keep in mind when it comes to your new Slaaneshi wardrobe: Does it look good? And does it feel good?
And those are your only two criteria. Ignore gender roles, ignore fashion styles of the season, ignore price or brands.
I'm just going to through out some suggestions here, because youre taste are different then mine, and what looks good and feels good to me, might not to you. And vice versa.
But to give you some idea, lets talk underwear. More then likely you wear some. I've met few guys the go commando and less women. If you are, however, a commando type, fine, just apply these guidlines to the rest of your clothing.
Step one, try multiple different types of your given garment. In the case of underwear, try out boxers, briefs, panties, thongs, boyshorts, bikini briefs, and any other kind you find. Find what looks good to you and what feels good to you.
Step two, material. Try your garment of as many different materials as possible. For undergarments this can be cotton, polyester, silk, leather, latex, vinyl, plus any I've missed.
Once you have a favorite, move outwards. Things get more complex after this in the different styles of clothing out there, but find what you like. Don't be afraid of trying something that society says is obscene or perverse, but if you aren't comfortable in something, don't wear it.
Remember this though, for many rituals of Slaanesh, one must expose or keep exposed the right side of their chest. You may need to modify your clothing to match this. Cutting swathes out shirts or dresses and removing the right cup from your bras.

>>4554661

Yeah, really. Actually think about it. The only people who can even begin to get away with it are people with so much money or influence that there's much the average person could do to stop them anyway.

Now a quick word on food.
Try everything. Every weird food out there, give it a try. Make lists of restaurants with unusual dishes. Try them out. But do go the route of most expensive fanciest food everytime. Try it, find out it you like it. If you like it eat more of it, if you don't never touch it again. But either way keep trying new things.
Don't restrict yourself to diets for anyreason. If you're hungry eat. If you crave a certain food, eat it. Food is you're way of pleasuring your sense of taste. Indulge in it.

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>>4554637
>>4554809
>>4554885


This guy knows his shit.

>>4554918
Thank you.

Now for the one of the Big Three of Slaanesh.
Drugs!
Do some. Do lots. Go crazy with trying new ones. But a couple of quick tips.
Use different dealers. Don't stick to a dealer more then a few time in a row. This will help because every new dealer you go to will give your the cream of the crop for the first couple of hits, but after that they start to give you crap, and figure you are too addicted to complain.
This will also help if a dealer gets busted or killed, you still have options are aren't left short on supplies when you have a major revel coming up.
Another very important issue is to know drugs individually, before you start combining them. This will really give you an appreciation for the wonderful variations one get when you start to mix.
And always be careful about the newest thing on the streets. If a new drug comes out, get someone else to take it first. Preferably someone mostly expendable. You should always know what a drug is supposed to do to you, before you take it. Trust me on this. Bad trips result from unknown drugs. Of course a bad trip is an experience one should have in your life anyway, so perhaps this isn't the worse thing.

Second of the big three.
Rock!
You have music you like. Everyone has music they like. Well, take that shit you like, and turn it up to fucking Eleven!
I'm serious. Play more music, and play it louder. You have that special song that you absolutely love and can't help but sing along to at the top of your lungs. Well, play the fucking song and play it fucking loud. Find other songs you long, songs that rips the emotions from your heart and blare them across the world. Find them! Play them! And rock the fuck out!

Become over weight....oh wait youv already done that.
Now that your fat it will be hard to seduce so either get rich or rape.

Also drugs and weird pointless fetishes. there you are you aspiring deamon prince you.

These articles are getting shorter. Mostly because I'm tired and should have fucking slept 8 hours ago.

Okay! Best for last!
Sex!

Go have some! Right now, if you can manage it. I don't care if you think yourself straight, or gay, or bi. Go fuck something right now! No, not your hand. Something a bit more intersting then that. You should fuck something every day, atleast. I don't care if you fuck your spouse, or boyfriend or girlfreind. I don't care if it's male or female. I don't care if you fuck your sibling or parent. I don't care if you fuck your neighbor or damned dog. I don't care, and neither should you. You should just fuck it. Once you've establish regular sex, start to mix it up.
Listen, there are more fetishes out their then I can list and almost as many sexual positions. I highly recommend you fuck multiple genders and age categories. Go to swingers parties. If you are a single male and can't find a female to go with you, don't worry. There is a trick to getting in to those oh so exclusive sex parties that's worked since the dawn of the swinging scene. Prostitutes. Pay a hooker to accompany you. Most people will be able to tell, but they won't say anything. A prostitute used in such a matter is known as a Golden Ticket.
Now you've started to have regular sex and with multiple different people, it's start to really get down to business. Go to a BDSM munch. Get to know the people, join the club. Go to the conventions and the shows. Start doing weird sexual acts that you've never heard of before. Say yes to every offer. Volunteer for any scene. Be a kinky slut, and love it.
You won't get bored of sex. But you might get frustrated with lack of willing victims... I mean partners. But there is a way around that.

>>4555110
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>>4554885
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>>4554630

Keep this up and we're heading towards archive-land. That or I just copy-paste this onto a notepad file and put it on a flashdrive I keep on me at all times. Some magnificent shit right here. Any other reccomendations, devian/tg/uy?

>>4555129

You're not the only one who fukken saved this.

>>4554846
Hedonism is the ultimate reality of the American Dream! A life of lesser or greater decadence is an aspiration; only the rule of law prevents its excesses overturning society completely. No one begrudges a man indulging in his pleasures within certain limits: it's not hedonism that's unacceptable, it's oversteping law.

Slaanesh is greater than any man's laws. if a true Slaaneshi wants to fuck a little girl, a dog, or a corpse, shi will.
Slaanesh is beyond your petty wife swapping craigslist hookups. We are talking Chaos here.

>>4555187

Slaanesh also is sneaky, and will lure you in with mild enjoyment, until you want more and more and more so that your entire life revolves around it. So yes, Slaanesh approves of wifeswapping on Craigslist as well.

Fuck it. I was writing a whole bit on catching, keeping, and training sex slaves, but I'm fucking tired. If this thread is still alive when I get up, then I might post more. I'ts 2 in the afternoon here and I'm fucking tired.I've been up for 30+ hours, and it's time for some sleep.
Oh! Sleep for the hedonist! Sleep in! When ever you want. Fuck a regular schedule of sleeping 8 hours for every 16 awake. Stay wake as long as you want, and sleep when tired for all long as you want. I woke yesterday morning, am just getting tired, and probably won't wake up to till the tomorrow.
Anyway, good night my fellow Slaaneshi hedonists.

Followers of Slaanesh should also annoy Tzeentch's followers as much as possible. You'll earn Slaanesh's favor.

>>4555234

If not, someone will repost to enlighten the others.

>>4555267

After all, if you act like your god, they'll like you. That's where Champions come from.

>>4555129
You know, your encouragement has convinced me to go on a bit more.

Just some quick notes on slavery for fun and profit.
Get them young and break them quickly.
Wear a hood or mask during both training and use. It dehumanizes in their eyes, and helps if they ever get questioned by authorities.
Decided if your home has room for a slave. You need a room with only one door and no windows. Inside this room, you need a cage for your slave. Rarely take your slave out of this room.
When you do take it out, blindfold it. If you're slave is to be a party favor for a revel, blindfold, hogtie, and gag it. Use a ring gag if you still need to use the mouth. Don't use real names in front of a slave.

I could go on, but this is supposed to be how to be a disciple of Slaanesh, not a professional slaver.

>Help me the to be the best hedonist I can be.
>I want to be the best at something, and I want to be a hedonist.
Wat.

>>4554170
Don't masturbate for two weeks.

At the end of it, you will likely be a slobbering pile of sexual lust. All you have to do now is perpetuate this mental condition.

>>4555267

Good thing I voted against Obama then.

>>4555330
/tg/: we hate niggers

KHORNE WAS HERE

SLAANESH SUCKS IN THE NON-SEXUAL WAY

>>4555364

The Warp grew three times larger that day / why, no one could really say.

>>4555395

You're just mad because people are killing things and dedicating it to a different, more fun chaos god.

Also, you are probably mad because you are Khorne.

>>4555395
Agreed, this shit's for pussies and faggots.
learn to fight with, make, and throw knives and axes.
THEN you're a man.

>>4555330

I thank you, good sir. It's >>4555129 again. I'm saving all of this now, and I believe in four days-if not sooner- I shall repost this information as well as putting up additional requests for hedonism suggestions. I'll start the thread with this image if possible- if it's already in the forum, it'll be another Slaaneshi symbol. I'll continue monitoring and bumping this thread every now and then- but I'm off for a good hard row in Massachusetts for United States Districts.

Next Monday, EST (It's Thursday afternoon where I am). Enjoy yourself Devian/tg/uy.

Who could have known that my road to slaanesh is Manowar and cheez doodles?

>>4555711
Don't forget beer and cocaine.

...I wanna try it now.

>>4555440 Me again folks. If sleepy Devian/tg/uy comes back, keep this thread/the new thread a-bumping. His ideas are fantastic.

>>4555810

Oh- and voted for Archive.

Vote you bastards!

You defile the name of our great god. Slaanesh is the god of pleasure, pleasure does not mean doing everything to the extreme, it means doing whatever you personally find pleasureable, that may be doing a load of drugs and shagging a lot but our god is so much more than your infantile perception sees. Slaanesh is present in all life, pleasure is our one true motivation slaanesh is in everything we enjoy, and to worship slaanesh is not to succumb to your cliche ideals, but to find the best way for you find pleasure.

Morning, folks. Good to see this hasn't 404'd.
Let me clear some stuff up. All I'm trying to give you is you starting point. The things you find pleasurable will be different then the things I do.
But I'm certain you haven't tried everything out there. I know I haven't. That's why I recommend you try all these things, to find which ones you enjoy. Once you know what you like, you can focus on that. But don't stop trying new things, if you think you might enjoy them. The trick is to keep from getting complacent. Much like with drugs, people develop tolerances to pleasure. Things that blow your mind the first time, will only be mildly pleasurable the thousandth time.
To sum it up, find what feels good, do it, and find other things that are fun to do as well. Monotony is boring.

Why hello fellow cultists of Slaneesh... I am here just as you looking for some heresy. I love heresy and breaking the God Emperor's commands just as much as you! So please bring me to your leader so that we may worship the chaos gods and be big heretics together.

Another things I should cover is parties and revels.
You will need a certain minimum amount of space to host you're own party or revel. And a minimum amount of privacy. A small cramped apartment with wall thin enough that the cops get called when you turn the music up or the screaming begins just won't cut it.
So at first, you are probably looking for other people's parties. This actually won't be as much of a problem for you as a norm would think. Once you get into the scene of drugs and sex, you'll find that is someone having party atleast every weekend, if not more.
If you are actually part of the drug or skin trade you will find everyone is inviting you to every party. The catch is that will have to provide either hookers or drugs for free party use. Don't bring you good stuff of either. A crazy enough party can ruin a good hooker with with scars, genital deformities, or alcohol poisoning. And the drugs of course will all get used by the end of the party.
A quick tip, conventions tend to have great parties. Conventions have a feel of lowered inhibitions for alot of people, so apply a little alcohol or drugs and most of the rest of their restraint goes out the window. My record for most chicks in a single night can from a convention, and yours can too.

Hmm...
Okay, I will now open the floor to questions.

But seriously, I can't think of anything more to add now. I covered most of the bases before sleeping. Anything more would be getting into more precise fields. I was aiming for more broad articles that can apply to everyone. I could start talking body mods, but not everyone is into those. Although I do recommend getting the symbol of Slaanesh tattoed upon you're body. Or branded. That works too. Remember, you aren't just doing this for yourself, you doing this to glorify Slaanesh. Of course, the best way to glorify Slaanesh is to glorify pleasure.

You know when your doing a good days work and you just know how good it will be when you finish all the work and just unwind. I imagine a slaneesh chosen in the eye of terror working for thousands of years just giddy at the idea when he gets off work.

Won't this always end with lethal overdose or intervention?

- /tg/ - honestly helpful

>>4556525
Slaanesh is god of extremes. These extremes don't have to be painful, or pleasurable... as long as you're taking some sort of experience to an extreme level.

Excess, excess, excess. That's the key.

Your interests will need to become more and more bizarre. Once you come to enjoy something as standard, you must force yourself to leave that behind and go to the next level. If the next level does not currently exist, you must invent it.

You're also allowed to focus on one specific area if you want. Devian/tg/uy gives good advice if you want to balance all of them but balance is not the way of Slaanesh! You are not jack off to all trades, you should be master of one.

>>4558853
For example, if you want to try and look more attractive, feel free to buy clothing that appeals to you visually. Buy every remotely interesting outfit and try it on. Move on to any outfit that belongs to any gender. Don't give a fuck about what others think of you, wear whatever you think looks best on you. Get all of the surgery you want to pretty yourself up, then think - what traits do you find interesting? Which one of these traits would be considered taboo? Request the least taboo trait first, then the next, then the next. Money is not a factor. Locate a masterful tailor. Request your favourite pieces of clothing made out of your favourite material. This is not enough. You must discover a material that you will truly enjoy, something so wonderful you'll never want to part from it. Find something truly rare, something truly special, something you can brag about and something that no one else in the world will possess. I'm talking about the leather from a panda, the fur from a siberian tiger, the colourful, beautiful shells from deep sea creatures. At first, you can request these materials as components for your outfits. Then you must collect them yourself. You must slowly grow to rely less and less on society - as you advance, your acts will become more and more taboo and outright criminal. You must be able to tailor these outfits out of any material. You also must not forget to broaden your horizons. Try new things, try outfits you didn't like before. If you still don't like them, make them again in another material. Rinse and repeat, with every outfit and every material you can find. You must never stop in your search to find an outfit of absolute beauty. No material is too hedonistic. No piece of clothing is too taboo. It is your task to find the perfect outfit and you must not let anything get in your way.

>>4558862
That's just one example of a Slaaneshi cultist, one who revolves around improving their own appearance.

Give me something else that someone could become obsessive over and I can try and make a cultist out of that.

>>4558869
Let's get meta.

Tabletop games.

tis deviant is kinda scary
but in the awe-inspiring way, its like hes taken what everyone really wants to do, but is too scared to, and done it anyway

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristippus

Fuck Slaanesh! Do it like a real man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristippus

Fuck Slaanesh! Do it like a real man!

>>4558974
>>4558991
>Fuck Slaanesh
That's a good start.

rolled 2 = 2

>>4558998
Too vanilla. Slaanesh would never go for it.

>>4558871
Let's start with tabletop wargames. Warhammer 40K, for exmaple.

You enjoy the game a lot. You like the background, you like modelling and converting, you like playing the game and by god, do you like winning.
Get an army of every race. Play them and become proficient with them until you've reached a point where you've mastered them. Decide between which armies you like, and play that one for an army of that size. Then, raise the size of your armies for each faction and continue playing, mastering the new size of the army and deciding which faction fits the new size best. Continue and continue until you have the perfect lists for every possible point cost. Join the tournaments. Start local and expand from there. Go to Games Days all over the world and challenge players who you have never met. Not only challenge their skill in the game, but challenge their arrogance. Make a bet with them. First of all, request money. Then, request more and more bizarre things. Humiliate them, torture them, show them who is the better man. Finally, when you no longer have need of them, dispose of them. Those who can't stay in the game don't deserve to live.

>>4559030
The game isn't the only aspect though. There are the models! You must make the most beautiful models ever, out of the most exotic materials ever. Start with new, interesting paints and interesting metals and plastics. Use interesting equipment in the construction of your miniatures. Then, move on from there. By the time you're done, you should be painting the Ork you crafted out of twenty-four carot gold with the blood of a dying virgin dyed with the chlorophyll from an endangered species of tree in the Amazon, using a paint brush made of elephant ivory.
You must remain at the top of your game. Your miniatures must sink their weapons into the corpses of their enemies.
Literally.
I mean, those other games probably ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ at the Khornate champion who seems to be covered with more blood with every game you played with him.
Yeah, that’s real blood.

>>4559033

Uh huh, okay...hmm looks like I've managed to tick off most of the items on your list.

Do carry on.

>>4559044
... You can't really go beyond that point without becoming a truly murderous psychopath, collecting blood to use as paint.

>>4559033
It's Khorne duder <.<
>>4555267
also, I love you man.

>>4559044
Slaanesh is basically a Bondage/Glamrock/Hipster/suave and savvy/axsexual sonofabitch. What I'm trying to say of course...is Slaanesh....is David Bowie.

>>4559135
My God, the answer was right there...the whole time. Staring me in the face.

>>4559181
ALL HAIL!

>>4559122
Khorne might have some blood obsession, but Slaanesh has got rights to every bodily fluid, including blood.

>>4559092
If you do, remember to mention a certain Blood God.

Cursed be the man who goes to his wife through her anus

>>4559451
DC 80 escape artist.

>>4554273
Don't mistake hedonism for laziness or undirectedness. You can easily be a committed hedonist

>>4558685

He is not the god of extremes you couldnt be more wrong. Read the Liber chaotica.

Sage, please archive this! Sleepy devian/tg/uy is an inspiration to us all!

read the horus heresy book Fulgrim nuff said