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05/25/09(Mon)22:22 No.4662178* Burmecians
Imported from Final Fantasy 9, the Burmecians are a race of Queen-shittingly British rat people living in quiet, determined desperation. There is only one city left on the planet they can call their own, and there, it always rains.
* Corgyn
A race of Welsh Corgis that stand upright. They are anthropomorphic in the sense that they talk and act like humans, but they are not given human body proportions and still retain many of the cute mannerisms that real world welsh corgis have, much more dog than man.
* Doobies
The race that parodies most of the other races and the setting in general. Doobies believe that they are the master race, but they are universally despised and are considered quite ugly by the other races. They receive penalties to all their actions, but have ungodly regeneration that makes them very hard to kill.
* Dwarves
Holed up in their mighty fortresses, the dwarves mostly keep to themselves while fighting off Elephants and Carp, when they're not getting distracted by rhesus monkeys.
* Gnolls
Criminals, mercenaries, anything that pays the bills.
* Goblins
Occupying a few islands (and a lot of ghettos) they are the only race with access to boom jelly. The goblins make use of their ingenuity and relatively advanced technology to become fantastic pirates. Goblins have a major hate-on for undead; this is because in ancient times their civilization was cast down by a necro-storm caused by their overuse of necromancy.
* Humans
Need some love. Anyone?
* Illith
You want mantis shrimp? How about mantis shrimp power-armor!?!? |