Smooshy or crushy seems ta' work.

Protoforms that develop on ork worlds tend to be effected by the WAAAGH and develop a very orky personality and traits similar to their vehicles. These Orkabots tend to act as mercenaries in the Autobot/Decepticon war, seeking the only the next big fight.

>>4705482

But ya could crush somfin' wifout a trukk! I saw some gits what stole some a' them humie drop-fings an' it crushed some gits right propa!

Though THA CRUSHIEST does sound like it could work fer somefin'. Maybe if ya dropped somfin' really, really big on somfin'... like a moon!

itz still stompy, cuz a wheel, if ya make it big enuff, is like a stompy-foot, but itz round instead a bein' flat.

IZ CALLED KRUNCHIN' CUZ OF DA NOIZE DA 'UMIE MAKES.

Clear out youse gits, s' called TRUKKY

>>4705530

But if a trukk was THA STOMPIEST instead a' a right huge Gargant, that'd be a downright disgrace! It oughta be a sepperat catergory.

I IZ DA TRUKKIEST

>>4705558
>>4705546

DAT MIGHT WORK!

So now we gotta build tha trukkiest fing we can...

If tredz count fer trukkitude, den we could get about four a' dem humie gargant-tanks an' stick 'em tagether...

>>4705482

Naw, the smooshiest is da word fer my mate Ozzik's speshul-recipe squig pie. Da crushiest is fer da noice big trukks 'n wagons.

Ya must be a buncha yoofs if ya aint nevvah hurd uv SMASHY

Just how green is too much green...

it needs more dakka

Squishy

>>4705572

Oi gots an idea, Mekboy... Wut about... a wagon wit other wagons for wheels?

Oi always comes up wit ideas when Oi been hittin' the keg pretty hard. It's da Brewiest!

I may be a harcore Tyranid player (FOR THE SWARM, OMNOM ETC) but I gotta say, I love a good Ork thread.

Keep it up boyz.

Wot we need iz ta make a trukk datz got stompaz on da wheelz. Dat way, itz stompy and a trukk!

OI! Der'z bugs in 'ere!

>>4705721

But wot do we call it? Sukk?

>>4705507
http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Detritus
A Junkion who became a mercenary.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT DA WAAAGH!

Oi, boss, whyz we don't put feets on da trukk? It canz be trukky an' stompy at da same time!

Skishiest Ork trukk

You boyz iz finkin' too 'ard. Dis git right 'ere >>4705538 'as da roight oidea. OUR TRUKKS ARE DA KRUSHIEST!

>>4705723
I gotz an ideh! We take da bugz and we put em in a big spinny weel contarpshin fing, roight? And den when da bugz is runnin it makes it turn all fastlike (we paint it up red, o' coss) and de we just put lotsa seats and shootas and bitz on it and got ahselves a wagon that dunt need no gas! den we can save it for burnaz!

>>4705781

Boss, whyz don't we make the trukk more krushy and add more choppaz on it? It will be da Orkiest trukk!

>>4705789
we shud get bugz dat are red! den dey would run even fastah!

>>4705800

Dat sounds loike a good oide-

Wait a minnut....ain't you one o' dem Tze....Tz....Dat beaky "just as planned" boyz?

>>4705865

But I iz right and Orky, Boss!

this thread is heresy

all i see is heresy and it needs some good ol chain sword

>>4705800

BOYZ, BOYS.

I BEEN USIN' DA HUMIE DATA-MA-JIGS AN' I JUS' FOUNDED A STUNNIN' FINGAMAJIG WOT MIGHT REVO... REVVUR... MAKE A WHOLE NEW WAAGH!

BEHOLD... DA CHOPPY-WHEEL!

For da luva god! Its BEAUTEEFUL!

>>4706061

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>4706096

It iz Gork an' Mork, ya grot!

You'ze mukkin about ya gitz! Only grot-lovers n' dem squishy humies stay in da trukk when da fightan gets good. Proper orkz pile out n get all choppy and dakka-like.

>>4706096

YA MISSPELLED "GORK" AND/OR "MORK" YA GIT!

IT'S A HUMIE! GET 'IM, BOYZ!

Say, my good chaps, what if you were to set the stompy crushy, choppy, shooty trukk on fire? That way its also burny.

>>4706122

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>4706166

We got 'im good, Boss!

nids and orks working together that is not only heresy
its double heresy
all in the thread are double heretics

What I dun git iz dis. Why trukkz so small? Izzinit too humie dat way? What I tink we should do iz make our trukkz bigger to put all dem grotts in one, add lotsa burnaz and dakka, make dem wheelie-ma-jigz made wif big feetz, make da front one uv dem dere tankz.... And use like more and more uv dese >>4706061

>>4706243

An' we'ze gunna make it bigga dan a Squiggoth!

>>4706243
cuz if itz big den itz not a trukk, ya git, itz a wagon!

>>4706295

Den what do ya call a trukk bigga dan a wagon?

>>4706295
But I wantz a bigga trukk! Ya git, we gonna make a new WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! we needz ta make bigga trukkz! Its time dem humies went down! Whoz our Warboss dis time?

>>4705482
gushy
So Gooooshiest

>>4706359

Gorguntz 'Ead 'Unter! 'E is bigga dan you grotz!

>>4706350
'UGE!

>>4706378

Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter Rage Streamer Blood Spilla Death Killa Daemon Killa Gun Smasher Ghost Killa

>>4706394

Oi! Iz you dat Go... Gn... dat singin' beast boy?

>>4706350
A Supatrukk! Or maybe a Megatrukk!

>>4706359

I figgur we make a Mekboy warboss, so's he can drive da gargant-trukk.

>>4706428
Dey'z called BATTLEFORTRESSEZ. Ain't you grotz ever seen a real big mek leadin' a WAAAGGHH?!

>>4706428

Wut about dat 'umie fing, dat's bigga than a Supatrukk, Boss? Dem big stompy tings wit lots o' dakka. Wut if we made a trukk bigga dan dat? It would be da stompiest!

>>4706410
YEAH! I's me! Wot about i'? How dat "Jus' az plannd" Feddah'brain doin'?

More important, wot should we use ta' make da' krushiest trukk evah?

>>4706463

Wood

>>4706454
Wait! Dose Dred... Dried... Drab... 'Dese tings?

'Dat... Dat's AMAZIN'!

>>4706463
Well firs' we best get some o' dem choppy wheel fingz dat one o' da boyz looted from da 'umiez, an' also sum rokkitz tah make it go fast cuz itz gonna be real 'eavy!

>>4706463

Dat ting's been lookan for ya.

>How dat "Jus' az plannd" Feddah'brain doin'?

Dat Chaos boy? I'z nevah met 'im!

>More important, wot should we use ta' make da' krushiest trukk evah?

Dem humie tanks! Dey are krushy, and dey have lots o' dakka! We'z can loot dem in the next Waaaagh!

>>4706480
HOW WEZ GONNA MAKE A TRUKK OUTTA DAT! IT AINT GOT NO WHEELZ, ITZ JUS' A 'UMIE KILLA KAN!

>>4706480

No, not dem! Bigga, wit LOADS of dakka!

>>4706454
Den we'd kall it...er...wot'z dat word? "'Nylate"? ...Nah, dat'z not it..."'nylize"! I'z gonna kall it "Da Nyliza"!

>>4706511
A good an proppa gargants more Orky! And more stompy!

So much heresy
the empra will have to tkae care of it

>>4706507
Den we kin put wheelz on it afta we loot it!

>>4706507
LOOK, IF WE'Z TURN IT DA UDDA' WAY... You kno'... Loike... wid it'z hed where itz feet iz, an' den put sum weelz on it...

OH AN PUT ANUDDA WUN ON DA BACK. AN' PUT WEELZ ON 'DAT!

>>4706511
WELL DEN WAT'S IT LOOK LOIKE?

We defi.... defani... we surez need a Supatrukk now boyz. Dis is some a dat dere hersy dem humies always yell about dat we aint already gotz some supatrukks!

>>4706516

Dat is a propah Ork name, boss!

>>4706521

Not dem eidda! I'z got a pictsha!

Sure is getting heretical in here...

'eres an oidea boyz. how boutz we take a ship frum outta spayse, bring it down 'ere an put wheelz on it. den it be a really big 'onkin trukk!

>tkae

What is this, some sort of xenos language!?

>>4706546
OH. WELL ZOG ME, I'S FERGOT 'BOUT DEM TINGS.
KNOCK IT OVA' DEN PUT WEELZ ON IT. BAM! DA KRUSHIEST!

>>4706546

I sez we puts trukk wheels on da feets, an' make it go fasta.

An' den it can throw otha trukks.

>>4706530
>OH AN PUT ANUDDA WUN ON DA BACK. AN' PUT WEELZ ON 'DAT!

YOUZ A BLOODY GENI... ge... YOUZ CLEVAH BOSS!

>>4706572

We can put da supatrukk unda the feets, an' paint it red! Dat is da fastest trukk evah!

>>4706452
Or a Krawla! Wunn time, when I wuz a yoof I waz on Armour-Geddem, fightin' wiv Big Mek Dakkasnikkz Gargant Mob. Dey even ad a MegaKrawla to put de 'uge gargantz in! It waz right proppa! Not enuf zag though it waz da most dakka fing I eva saw. We had a kannon on it so big it could shoot down 'ulks from orbit. Took da grotz foreva to load it up tho'. . .

>>4706574
OI AINT NO SMAHTBOY, OIS JUS' ROIT CREA... KR... GOOD AT FINKIN UP STUFF DAT DA UDDA' BOYS DON'T!

>>4706584

Huh. Dat makes me fink 'bout sumfin...

If we make a supatrukk go too fast, den it'll go right past da WAAGH, but if we make it too big, den it'll go too slow an' it won't catch up to da WAAAGH.

What's a git ta do?

>>4706572

I SEEN DEM BEFORE WHEN YA LEFT DAT 'UMIE DATA-MAJIG ON.

Sez it wuz from a long long time ago. 'umies used ta roll around on dese fings called "rollaskatez"

So dat means we should put sum giant rollaskatez on dat giant 'umie stompa.

>>4706612

We'z make it fasta dan da trukk, but put a lot of dakka on da trukkm so it will be slowa.

Oi!
Wheres dat mekboy at!
Make hem get tah woik 'cauz I gotz a roight propah ideah.
We must make da truk's dah stompiest and dah stompiest dem truks.

We take a chaos boy's defiahlerr and puts it in da front 'oua trukk. We make it a gud six legged stompy truk wit enouf dakka to make dah umies cry.
look, I maked a picktagh!!!

>>4706612
I tink youz just stoopid. You juz answerd yurself, make it da biggest fastiest Supatrukk eva. Itd be so big dat it wood slow down but we make it da fastiest and then it would keep right and fine wit da rest of da WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Oy, I was jus' finkin', you know how dem storm boyz is wearz rokkits on dere backs tah get stuck in fastah? Wot if we put REALLY BIG ROKKITZ on da backs of sum killa kans! Dey'd be like dem blueboyz soot fingz cept much more stompy!

>>4706612
WOT YA DO IZ, YAH PUTS A SPEED FREEK IN IT, AN' TELL HIM TA DROIVE TRU' DA WHOLE UDDA' AHMY, AND WHEN EH GETZ PAST IT, TELL HIM TA DRIVE BACK TRU' IT TO DA WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>4706612

Put da WAAGH on da supatrukk.

>>4706612
Us Speed Freekz don't kare if it'z fasta den da Waaagh! It'z a race to da big scrap, an' we'z gonna win!

>>4706635

Iz ya sure you'z not a smahtboy, boss? You'z almost betta dan da Warboss at finkin'!

>>4706635
Dis ere boyz got de right idearz. Lets put rokkitz one da front and back uv de Supatrukkz to make dem speed thru de utha ahmy den make dem do it on de way back. Use lots and lots of dem rollie killa wheels found in da humie data-mah-jig under da rokkits and dose humies wood be so scared dere scared wood be scared.

>>4706635
>>4706648

Puttin' da WAAGH on da trukk an' den comin' back around? BRILLIANT.

My thinky-bits is gettin' tired. I'm off, ya buncha sods!

>>4706630
Fing iz, dem Stormboyz iz mukkin' about wif all dat marchin' an' tellin' each uvver wot ta do!

But a 'uge rokkit pakk'd blow up real good...hur hur hur.

>>4705789
>>4706452
>>4706507
>>4706630
Dats all me, forgot tah do spellin me name an' stuff.

>>4706659
Look, if I'z get lab... laybelld az a smahtboy, I'z get mayd ta' work wid' da boss! An' we all no' everyone in da udda ahmy shootz at da biggest Boy first... and even do' dey's gots betta aim den da boys, dey's still not good at shootin'! An Oi don' wunna git shot!

>>4706698

Den you iz not a proppa Ork.

>>4706698
Oi! Yer startin' ta go from Smartboy ta smart git! I bet dat'z wot dem 'umiez wif da flash 'atz sez iz...er...'earsay!

I'z gonna get me wun'a dem flash 'atz someday so'z I kin put it on me bosspole!

>>4706715
Oi'z Not a Ork! You'z sed it yaself! I'z a beasty-boy!

BUT I'z roit proppa' Orky, If Oi do sez so moiself!

>>4706733
Oi alwais loik seein' wun o' da boys wid dose flash-hatz on! Lookz betta' den da' 'uumies!

Howz about dis... we'z take TWO supatrukks an' string a big choppy net o' barbwire wif squiggs and stuff in it between dem, den we droive each supatrukk on eithga side of dah uddah ahmy and get all dem squishiez stuck roight togethah, and da boyz kan fill em full o' dakka from dah supatrukksez shootaz!

>>4706748
See, look! DAT'Z Smahtboi mati'reel!

>>4706744

If ya do not want ta get krumped, you iz not a roit proppa Ork

>>4706748

You'z one kunning ork!

>>4706756
Yeh imma smahtboy I iz, but since I'm sneaky an' such da boss less me an' my kommando boyz go off on our own fer foightin and krumpin' fings.

>>4706744
A flash 'at'z jus' wun fing I want on da pole! I 'eard somewhere dat if yer krump wun'a dem dead 'ard Beakiez wif da 'amma an' supa-shield gubbinz an' loot da "Krux" off 'iz armor, da rest of da Beakiez get real zoggin' mad an' put up an even BIGGA scrap! I iz gonna put a Krux fing on me bosspole so'z I get a good scrap all da time!

>>4706796
DAT'S A ROIT AWESOME PLAN, DAT IZ!
BIGGA FIGHT MEENZ MOR' STUFF TA' LOOT!
AN' DATZ WHY OI LOVES DA ORKS.

>>4706789
Oi, 'oo lot get ta da scrap first 'coz 'oo use yer sneaky gitz gubbinz ta jump da 'umiez before da trukk an' bike racez start!

DAT'Z CHEATIN'!

>>4706843
ITZ NOT CHEETIN, IT'Z JUS' ALTANATE WINNAN'!

It iz koinda un-orky, doh'...

>>4706861
WOT DA ZOG IZ "ALTANATE"?!

DAT'Z IT! GET IN DA WAGON, BOYZ! WE'Z GONNA TEST OUT DA NEW DEFF ROLLA ON FUZZBOY 'ERE!

no one has said this yet? Really?

it's...

TANK SHOCK!!!

>>4706889
Oh Gork... Not agin...
Look boyz! If yo don' Krump me, Oi'z gets you all a buncha teef an' some neat bugz ta' loot!
NAGRUTZ, OI EVEN BE YAH OWN SMAHTBOY!

>>4706889

We'z gunna send 'im bak to dat fing dat wants 'im! Dat fat ting!

>>4706962
NO. NO NO NO NO NO nO NONONONONONO.
NOT DA FAT TING. LOOK BOYZ, OI'LL DO ANYFING NOT TA GO BACK TO DA FAT TING. AN REALLY, IF YA WANNA KRUMP A FUZZY TING, KRUMP DA FAT TING! PLEEZ!

>>4706989

Come on, beasty boy! You'z goin bak!

>>4707011
OI, HOW ABOUT DIS. OI BUY YOU ONE O' DEM 'UUMIE FOODS, ONE O DEM... 'OT DOGS. DEY'S WUN O DA ORKIEST FOODS 'UUMIES EVAH MADE! DEY'S GOTS EVERYTING! An' if Oi buys you an' 'ot dog, you pleez not bring me to da fat ting?

Oi! Ya dumb git! Datz called runnin dem ova. Ya oose da truk ta squish em an make dat crunchin sound.

>>4707051

Dat fat ting has da Orkiest ting evah. Humie foods can't beat dat.

>>4707065
Wot? Wot'z it got dat's so Orky?

Bitch don't know bout mah SMAHTBOYZ!

>>4707082

Da fing neva told me; she said she had da Orkiest thing. Maybe somefink to make me bigga!

>>4707111
Look, she ain't got da orkiest fing evah, oi promise ya'. Oi ah... Oi tink I may 'ave made it wiv 'er. It'z... a reel long storee. It'z not da orkiest fing evah.

>>4707125

I don't believe ya, beasty boy. Da fat ting gives me da fing first, den I give you. If da fing does not, have da Orkiest fing, you'z dead!

>>4707141
Look here, yah git! 'Dey call 'er "Da Ladee o' Lies!" She ain't NEVAH tell da troof! Not even to da warboss! Oi promise ya, I'll get ya somefink reel noice ta loot if ya just lemme go!

>>4707160

Wot if ya made dat up, beasty boy? I'z not gunna believe a beasty boy.

>>4707191
WELL DATS WOT SHE IZ, YA GIT! ONLY DIFFERENCE IZ, SHE GOT LUMPS AN' A TING GROWIN' IN 'ER!

>>4707225

Wot? A ting growin' in dere? Dat's da worst lie I'z evah heard. I'z goin to get dat Orky ting, and be de Orkiest Ork evah.

>>4707252
Wait wait wait... iz we be'z talkin' about da same fat 'ting? Wot fat ting you talkin' about?

>>4707278

Dat fat ting; it said 'er name iz Meerash, or somefing like dat.

>>4707285
WEW, 'DER WENT MOI LAST 'OPE.
RELLY, OI WILL GIT YA SOMEFIN' REEEEEEL ORKY TA' LOOT IF YA' JUST LET ME GO!

WANNA LOOT A BUG?

>>4707334

No, beasty boy. I'z already looted a bug!

Now, I haz ta sleep!

Gretchinz, watch the beasty boy.

>>4707354
...
Well... Sleep good.
...
Ya git.

Is he gone?... *has been huddled in a corner the whole time*

>>4707377
I think so. I think Da Boyz left too.
I think I'm gonna sleep now too.

Night night then. Don't let the bedbugs bite... damn tyranid bedbugs *grumble*

I see the tread dies as I find the pile of terrible orky ideas that just need to be made bigger to work.