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PART CONTINUED Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:21 No.4750158

PART 1 -
>>4748469

Drew: "Why'd I become a lich? Why'd I try and be evil? Why have I done everything I've done? I've been looking to be accepted, I've been trying to fill a role. And for a while I thought the only role I could fill was for you...

But I was wrong. I have not only changed the world, I've changed it for the better. I'm not only accepted, the people love me. I've started a new age of acceptance and prosperity - and I did it with people who actually supported me.

I'm done looking for friends in the wrong places. And now I'm going to make a statement even the gods can't ignore."

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:21 No.4750163 >>4750158 This shit is ON now.

>>	Howard the Imp 06/02/09(Tue)23:22 No.4750167 >>4750158 You tell 'em, boss!

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:22 No.4750168 File :1243999345.gif-(103 KB, 163x96, 124389405430.gif) BRACING FOR EPIC STATEMENT

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:22 No.4750169 toasting in epic bread

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/02/09(Tue)23:22 No.4750173 File :1243999370.jpg-(33 KB, 774x430, TTGL.jpg) GO DREW BELIEVE IN US WHO BELIEVE IN YOU

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:23 No.4750175 >>4750158 And then things took a shocking swerve.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:23 No.4750181 I am weeping tears of awesomeness. Manly tears, but yes. Tears. You go Drew. You go.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:24 No.4750187 >>4750158 Kick Bane in his godly balls. You are the man, you magnificent Lich Bastard you!

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:24 No.4750189 File :1243999484.jpg-(66 KB, 300x229, beast.jpg) >now I'm going to make a statement even the gods can't ignore.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:25 No.4750196 Chance for epic: 100%.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:25 No.4750202 I love you drew

>>	The United Union of Ogres 06/02/09(Tue)23:26 No.4750206 Hey, Drew, just wanted to say thanks for your assistance. With your continued business, we will be able to afford rail spikes to drive through our wooden clubs.

>>	Nurse Verity 06/02/09(Tue)23:27 No.4750215 Meinself needs popcorn.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:28 No.4750225 File :1243999683.png-(4 KB, 523x496, f5_key.png)

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:28 No.4750226 File :1243999687.jpg-(56 KB, 757x541, bioshock-intro-12.jpg) You tell Bane, and his lapdog Kiara. Did you not earn your success by the sweat of your own brow? Metaphorically speaking, or course.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:28 No.4750227 Last thread, Drew had gone to Neutral Good. As of now, Drew just became Lawful Good. If you tried to INTENTIONALLY FAIL at being a lich from the beginning, Drew, you'd probably be successfully evil.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:29 No.4750233 If this turns out any more epic than the flying zombie sharks, I'm going to be shouting triumphantly in a very quiet, very strict library. GO DREW GO

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:29 No.4750238 Drew is better at Lawful Good than 99% of all Paladins.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:29 No.4750240 >>4750227 Drew has transcended Dnd Alignment. He's Garful Confident.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:30 No.4750244 >>4750240 No, Lawful AWESOME.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:31 No.4750256 Drew is about to surpass his greatest hero in terms of awesome. And then he's going to start getting fan letters from Skeletor.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750269 THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750275 >>4750256 >And then he's going to start getting fan letters from Skeletor. We don't know what kind of effect that'd have on Drew, honestly.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750276 come on! I have to go to work soon!

>>	Nurse Verity 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750279 >>4750250 Get zee fuck owt.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750280 If this next post doesn't come soon I'm gonna jizz in my pants.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750281 >>4750244 He's MAGIC AWESOME

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:33 No.4750284 >>4750250 You have failed /tg/. Get out.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:33 No.4750288 File :1244000016.jpg-(25 KB, 320x222, ._4ExcitedMenYelling.jpeg.jpg) >>4750158 >>4750256

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:33 No.4750290 >>4750250 This is the first time I've ever seen anyone sage a Drew thread ever.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:34 No.4750293 >>4750158 You tell that snivelling little vulture what's what.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:34 No.4750302 DREW YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE BUD FINISH THIS

Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:35 No.4750305
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>>4750158
>>4750158

Drew: "I think it would be suitable to make you face your decisions, as I have.

I want you to look into my eyes as I do this. That way you will know my will is irreversible."

Kiara: "What are you doing, Drew? It's me, Kiara!"

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:36 No.4750315 >>4750305 OH MOTHERFUCKER MORE

>>	Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:36 No.4750318 File :1244000173.png-(18 KB, 500x500, Drew55.png) >>4750305 "Shhhh, now. I'm making a Wish."

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:36 No.4750320 File :1244000180.jpg-(11 KB, 251x222, 1237855904791.jpg) >>4750305 SUSPENSE KILLING ME

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:36 No.4750322 >>4750305 DO IT, DREW COMMENCE THE MINDRAPE

Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:36 No.4750323

Drew offer to buy Bane's portfolio for the controlling portion of your worldwide megacorp...se. Then auction off his portfolio after Kiara pleges her heart, body, and soul to you. Then go to a small tropical island and live out the rest of your immortal life as Bane the new god of subprime and micro mortgages run's your commercial and political empire, sewing chaos and micro mortgages across the planes while you enjoy mojito's with Kiara in her chainmail bikini.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:37 No.4750332 >>4750318 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:37 No.4750334 >>4750290 >>4750284 Summer. It's quite telling about the quality of posters outside of here.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:37 No.4750335 >>4750305 Just desserts incoming.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:37 No.4750336 >>4750318 YES THE ULTIMATE ARCANE SPELL FINISH HER OFF, DREW!

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:37 No.4750337 >>4750305 YOUR OFF THE INVITE LIST!

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/02/09(Tue)23:38 No.4750342 File :1244000312.jpg-(15 KB, 300x200, The Blind Guy from Event Horiz(...).jpg) >>4750305 >>4750318 Where she's going, she won't need eyes to see.

>>	The United Union of Ogres 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750346 >>4750318 Are you wishing for an under-the-table punch fest, boss?

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750347 File :1244000343.jpg-(87 KB, 866x771, 1225589668762.jpg) >>4750318

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750350 >>4750318 FINAL DESTINATION INCOMING

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750353 >>4750305 Aw yeah man now she's scared. You got her on the ropes

>>	The Shadow 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750354 >>4750318 OOOOOHHHHHH SSSSSHHHHIIIIIIII-

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750356 GO! Fucking go Drew!

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:40 No.4750361 File :1244000414.jpg-(40 KB, 528x400, 1239485804667.jpg) >>4750318 GET THE FUCK DOWN!!!

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:40 No.4750365 >>4750318 The single most frightening thing I have witnessed any lich do.

>>	Glutton 06/02/09(Tue)23:43 No.4750381 BY THE GODS, I AM GLAD I CAME BACK ONLINE TO SEE THIS! SHOW HER WHO IS IN CHARGE AROUND HERE, DREW!

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:44 No.4750386 >>4750342 ... Dominic Deegan?

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:44 No.4750388 Hmmm, Kiara being wished into a chainmail bikini would be an excellent use of resources and would reveal her ample assets, just to make sure she isn't dealing under the table here of course.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:44 No.4750392 >>4750318 Any future lich villain in any campaign I run is going to say this when the PCs enter. DREW I LOVE YOU I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES

>>	Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:46 No.4750407 File :1244000774.png-(24 KB, 500x500, Drew56.png) >>4750318 "I'm... alive? Where am I?"

>>	Glutton 06/02/09(Tue)23:46 No.4750412 Speaking of which.. Did anyone archive these yet?

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:46 No.4750419 >>4750412 Already did.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:47 No.4750422 Oh God, that kittybeast on her shoulder is so freakin cute.

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/02/09(Tue)23:47 No.4750434 >>4750407 THE ISLAND

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:48 No.4750440 I like where this is going...

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:48 No.4750442 >>4750428 >>He is LG. lolwhut? Drew's MA.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:48 No.4750445 >>4750422 >Oh God, her polymorphed father is so freakin cute FTFY

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:49 No.4750448 File :1244000956.jpg-(17 KB, 399x276, gendo4.jpg) >>4750407 Continue...

Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:49 No.4750456
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>>4750407

Secretary: "...What did you do to her, Mr. Drew?"

Drew: "Nothing too serious. It's neutral plane devoid of all sentient life. She'll be able to survive and dwell on the circumstances that landed her in that position. And little else."

Secretary: "If she wasn't lying, couldn't Bane simply take her away from there?"

Drew: "I don't think so. Bane will be preoccupied with me."

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/02/09(Tue)23:50 No.4750461 I'm kind of glad he takes a minute or two to post; my mind has trouble processing the epic levels.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:50 No.4750464 >>4750407 BIKINI ISLAND! AND YOUR OVERDRESSED

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:50 No.4750466 >>4750456 BANE VS DREW?!

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/02/09(Tue)23:50 No.4750467 >>4750456 DREW GETTING HIS GAME FACE ON

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:50 No.4750469 >>4750456 Oh shit. It's on.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:51 No.4750471 >>4750456 God slaying time?

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:51 No.4750473 >>4750456 >> Drew: "I don't think so. Bane will be preoccupied with me." this is gonna be goood

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:52 No.4750477 >>4750456 I am fucking speechless due to the EPIC and GAR. MORE.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:53 No.4750488 >>4750456 Oh shit. I knew Drew was badass, but that's 3 separate occurrences of epic lines in the same thread. DREW DREW DREW!

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:53 No.4750489 I have to say, I really like the succubus secretary in her 50s getup. Also, she calls you Mr. Drew. That's awesome.

>>	Nwabudike Morgan 06/02/09(Tue)23:53 No.4750490 File :1244001199.jpg-(4 KB, 149x176, morgan.jpg) It's time for some AGGRESSIVE ACQUISITIONS AND EXTENDED EXPANSIONS.

>>	The United Union of Ogres 06/02/09(Tue)23:54 No.4750498 File :1244001243.png-(8 KB, 560x375, ogre bird finger.png) We're with you, boss! Bane, YOU'RE A DICK!

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:54 No.4750503 File :1244001271.jpg-(32 KB, 700x525, 1242165510176.jpg) >>4750456 So. Manly.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/02/09(Tue)23:55 No.4750512 >>4750456 Drew has surpassed Kamina in levels of manliness.

>>	Sister Miriam Godwinson 06/02/09(Tue)23:56 No.4750520 File :1244001402.jpg-(6 KB, 149x178, MIRIAMCOLOR.jpg) I'm sorry, but you're not going to get anywhere near Bane while I'm still alive.

>>	Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:57 No.4750526 File :1244001472.png-(22 KB, 500x500, Drew58.png) >>4750456 "Very well, mortal. I accept your challenge."

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:58 No.4750537 File :1244001507.jpg-(61 KB, 320x304, 1229539132630.jpg) >I don't think so. Bane will be preoccupied with me.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:58 No.4750538 >>4750520 I would suggest you evacuate the premises, Sister Godwinson. Events about to transpire may be ill-conductive to your continued good health. For example, a lich with a bone to pick.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:58 No.4750539 >>4750526 IT'S ON NOW

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:58 No.4750544 >>4750526 HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FAST

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750547 File :1244001544.jpg-(55 KB, 640x480, 1243669061038.jpg)

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750549 File :1244001557.jpg-(50 KB, 535x620, earthnuke.jpg) >>4750526 IT'Z GO TIME, DREW.

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750551 >>4750526 SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750553 File :1244001580.jpg-(40 KB, 640x480, 1237386694678.jpg) >>4750526

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750554 File :1244001581.jpg-(28 KB, 720x400, 1243962333932.jpg) >>4750526

>>	TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750561 >>4750538 >>Bone to pick >>Lich Hah

>>	Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750562 File :1244001595.jpg-(19 KB, 404x505, Proceed.jpg) >>4750456

Howard the Imp 06/03/09(Wed)00:00 No.4750565

With all due respect, Mr. Bane, Drew the Lich is an undead being who's soul is not bound to his body, and as such, is no longer capable of death in the traditional sense.
Depending on your definition, he's barely, if at all, still mortal. Not to mention he controls most of the world.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:00 No.4750570 iN BEFORE END OF SESSION

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:00 No.4750575 File :1244001645.jpg-(25 KB, 276x277, 1243807862656.jpg) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BANE

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:01 No.4750577 File :1244001670.jpg-(163 KB, 791x583, 1239342821653.jpg) >>4750526 Oh shit. Careful, Drew, he's probably more powerful than you. Don't try to beat him straight up!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:01 No.4750580 >>4750526 NOW SUMMON YOUR ELITE GUARDS OF ATHEISM USE THEM TO THINK HIM OUT OF EXISTENCE.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:02 No.4750596 >>4750580 No, sell all the stock you have in Bane, causing a mass panic as regular joes on the street imitate your actions. Bane will be a beggar in no time at all!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:03 No.4750600 File :1244001799.jpg-(32 KB, 640x480, 1243670842642.jpg)

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:04 No.4750608 >>4750596 Nobody believes in Bane after all his worshippers sold their stock in him. But did they buy stock in Drew as a result?

Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:04 No.4750611
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>>4750526

Bane: "Welcome to my coliseum. You have pleased me greatly, Drew the Lich. Your conquest is one to last the ages. Perhaps it is fate that you would be set against me. The mighty seek each other, it is the way of things. It is the way of war.

Our combat shall be judged in the eyes of all the gods."

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:04 No.4750612 Drew! Most the world is supporting you. Their collective wills are yours! You can break the unbreakable, stop the unstoppable. You can do the impossible. You can defeat a god.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:06 No.4750622 >>4750612 Row Row Fight Da Powah?

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:06 No.4750624 >>4750526 LEAVE BANE TO ME

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:06 No.4750631 >>4750612 ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/03/09(Wed)00:07 No.4750638 >>4750611 DO THE IMPOSSIBLE AND THE BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE, DREW!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:07 No.4750643 People of the world, Drew is in a contest of EPIC and GAR! SHARE YOUR ENERGIES WITH HIM!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:08 No.4750650 >>4750611 GO DREW!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:08 No.4750652 CRIPPLE HIM WITH WORDS. Dismiss him utterly. Show him his way of wanton violence is useless and meaningless in the face of your common sense and infrastructure!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:09 No.4750656 Drew's magic is the magic that shall pierce the heavens.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:09 No.4750663 >>4750612 He doesn't even need to defeat him. He just needs one sure stroke to prove to the rest of the world that even a God can bleed.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:09 No.4750664 WE BELIEVE IN YOU DRILL! I mean, DREW!

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:09 No.4750668 File :1244002175.png-(22 KB, 320x240, final destination.png) >>4750611 NO ITEMS DREW ONLY BANE ONLY FINAL DESTINATION

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:10 No.4750672 Beat Bane's ass Drew! Kill the un-killable and claim your true birth right!

>>	Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:11 No.4750681 File :1244002301.png-(13 KB, 500x500, Drew60.png) >>4750611 Bane: "You have chosen poorly, though admirably, challenger. You cannot hope to defeat me in single combat." Drew: "And what got it in your head that I'm attempting to be Lawful?"

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:12 No.4750685 >>4750668 >>4750681 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCSqOCVQJT0

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:13 No.4750689 >>4750681 >Drew: "And what got it in your head that I'm attempting to be Lawful?" DREW IS PLAYING DIRTY? THAT'S OUR BOY

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:14 No.4750695 File :1244002444.jpg-(42 KB, 750x396, king leonidas pretty pissed.jpg) >>4750681 A new age has begun. An age of freedom. And all will know that one Lich gave his last beath to defend it. GIVE HIM NOTHING, BUT TAKE FROM HIM...EVERYTHING!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:14 No.4750702 File :1244002487.jpg-(22 KB, 623x636, 1240877750968.jpg) >>4750681 What is he trying to pull here?

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:15 No.4750707 >>4750681 >And what got it in your head that I'm attempting to be Lawful? FUCK YES DREW. BEAT HIS ASS DOWN WITH AN ARMY OF THE UNDEAD.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:17 No.4750714 Come on 49,000gp worth of mules!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:17 No.4750717 The spirits of those slain in Bane's arena, risen up in allegiance with Drew!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:18 No.4750725 >>4750695 EARN THIS PHYLACTERY, LAD!

Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:18 No.4750726
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>>4750681

"I spent too much time worrying about alignment and what others thought of me. But all that matters to me now is that any threat to my world must be destroyed.

Your inflexibility will be your undoing.

You face not I alone, but every powerful being you've ever slighted, the champions of the gods you war with --

and you cannot run."

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:19 No.4750735 File :1244002770.jpg-(90 KB, 525x594, obama i came.jpg) >>4750726

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:20 No.4750738 File :1244002810.jpg-(43 KB, 647x481, 124226459638.jpg) >>4750726 I WAS BORN TO WITNESS THIS MOMENT

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:20 No.4750740 File :1244002830.jpg-(10 KB, 196x197, 1239203762996.jpg) >>4750726

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:20 No.4750741 >>4750726 ZA WARUDO

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:21 No.4750746 Does anyone care what's happening to Kiara on the neutral demiplane of chainmail bikini's?

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:21 No.4750750 File :1244002917.jpg-(14 KB, 378x353, holt.jpg) >>4750726

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:22 No.4750751 >>4750746 Fuck no

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:23 No.4750756 >>4750746 Yeah, but all in good time. Right now Drew is about to kick Bane's ASS.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:23 No.4750762 File :1244003024.jpg-(47 KB, 463x384, 1243961176081.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:24 No.4750768 >>4750746 I sure do.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:26 No.4750781 File :1244003169.jpg-(35 KB, 632x470, 1214856931242.jpg) >>4750726

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:27 No.4750784 File :1244003247.jpg-(17 KB, 288x288, 1212557531191.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:28 No.4750791 HOLY SHIT! I want to go to sleep, it's 2am here and my job starts at 5, and yet I can't stop hitting F5!

>>	Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:28 No.4750797 File :1244003311.png-(24 KB, 500x500, Drew62.png) >>4750726 Bane: "DAMN YOU, MORTAL! CURSE YOUR TREACHERY, CURSE YOUR FOOLISHNESS!" Drew: "The only one to blame for this is yourself. Goodbye, Bane."

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:29 No.4750806 File :1244003395.jpg-(11 KB, 251x232, 1236913078111.jpg) >>4750726 >>4750797

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:30 No.4750807 File :1244003429.jpg-(29 KB, 640x480, I was born to see this.jpg) >>4750797

>>	The United Union of Ogres 06/03/09(Wed)00:30 No.4750808 We, the United Union of Ogres, would like to humbly request that all posting of images cease so that Drew can continue posting without starting another new thread, you dildos. Many thanks.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:30 No.4750809 File :1244003436.jpg-(35 KB, 278x400, aggravated sexual assault.jpg) >>4750797

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:32 No.4750820 >>4750681 Bane is huge. That means he has huge evil. Drew, cleave and smite evil!

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/03/09(Wed)00:32 No.4750821 >>4750797 MY EYESSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:34 No.4750830 >>4750797 NOW BEGINS THE BURNING TIME!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:35 No.4750839 Say Goodbye Bane.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:36 No.4750849 File :1244003819.jpg-(197 KB, 413x604, FOIPBBIWDMEFKV3KIIKQXDUMJQZHZD(...).jpg) YESYESYESYESYESYESYES YESYESYESYESYESYESYES YESYESYESYESYESYESYES YESYESYESYESYESYESYES

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:37 No.4750855 >>4750797 Oblivion awaits, Bane!

Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:38 No.4750859
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>>4750797

Secretary: "Ah, you're back! How did slaying Bane go, Mr. Drew?"

Drew: "No need to worry about him, anymore. I believe the act has also earned us favors from several deities, as well as a spectral army headed by the former god of war."

Secretary: "Splendid, Mr. Drew. I'll leave the paperwork to you.

By the way, I've been meaning to say this, why don't you change you phylactery to something more... fitting of your station?"

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:40 No.4750867 >>4750859 OH SHIT BAD MOVE

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:40 No.4750869 >>4750859 sentient cowhead staff sentient cowhead staff sentient cowhead staff sentient cowhead staff

>>	Arcbound 06/03/09(Wed)00:40 No.4750870 File :1244004057.jpg-(23 KB, 640x480, 1239692021597.jpg) DREW IS BACK. HOLY FUCK IS HE EVER BACK. Drew...I want you to have this.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:41 No.4750873 damm man, drew has gotten epic, our little lich is all grown up.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:41 No.4750875 >>4750859 Uh, don't listen to the secretary! DON'T MESS WITH YOUR PHYLACTERY

>>	Turbo-Boss Nagrutz 06/03/09(Wed)00:41 No.4750876 >>4750726 'E'Z KALLIN' IN DA BOYZ, LIKE ANY SELF-RESPEKTIN' ORK! GO GET 'IM, SKULLBOY!

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:42 No.4750878 >>4750859 NO DREW THE PHYLACTERY IS WHO YOU ARE NEVER CHANGE IT

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:43 No.4750884 >>4750726 HEAVEN OR HELL DUEL ONE LET'S ROCK

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:44 No.4750893 No Drew, don't change it. Never forget where you came from!

>>	So ends Drew's journey and begins his rule. Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:46 No.4750901 File :1244004388.png-(16 KB, 500x500, Drew64.png) >>4750859 "Ah... no. I think I'll keep it the way it is. I like it this way."

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:46 No.4750902 >>4750859 Never change what works already.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:47 No.4750910 So drew you going to let what's her name back after a going insane from lack of stimulus and clearly learned her lesson?

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:47 No.4750911 File :1244004477.jpg-(53 KB, 171x297, 1238816100037.jpg) >>4750901

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:48 No.4750916 File :1244004523.jpg-(89 KB, 640x480, Manly Tears.jpg) >>4750901

>>	The Unconquered Sun 06/03/09(Wed)00:48 No.4750917 File :1244004523.jpg-(63 KB, 600x668, unconqueredsunyes.jpg) >>4750901 Hello, Drew. I don't normally do this for the undead, but... Well, I have something for you, if you want it. You've, ah... qualified.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:48 No.4750919 >>4750901 ALL HAIL KING DREW, SLAYER OF GODS AND SLAVE TO NO ALIGNMENT!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:49 No.4750923 File :1244004562.jpg-(44 KB, 299x339, 1242602092302.jpg) >>4750901

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:50 No.4750931 Drew got serious shit done today.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:50 No.4750935 I'd like to declare, as I did in the last thread, that Drew is the best drawfag to ever grace /tg/.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:51 No.4750936 That was fucking awesome, good job, drawfriend.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:51 No.4750939 >>4750901 For safety split it between that and something special to remember this journey by. Something you own. Liiiike: The world. Congratulations Drew. /tg/ will never forget you.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:51 No.4750941 File :1244004702.jpg-(72 KB, 734x404, 1197452366085.jpg) >>4750901

Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:52 No.4750943
File :1244004743.png-(36 KB, 500x500, bai.png)

So uh, I think that's pretty good closure for the end! I've never been fond of dragging things on for eternity, I think it's best of a story (even one as erratic as this) has an end.

Thanks a ton for the support, I just like helping people enjoy themselves. I think the only thing I'd continue with Drew would, perhaps, be a prequel/origin story, but that's only if you'd guys want it. I wouldn't want to bleed it dry.

Either way, you've made this drawfag feel the love.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:52 No.4750944 File :1244004745.jpg-(96 KB, 1280x720, yes.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:52 No.4750945 We could use a PS about Kiara, though.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:52 No.4750946 Drew, there are very few people whom I would say this to, but... well... I'd be honored if you would accept my job application.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:53 No.4750951 >>4750939 Remember to visit us!

>>	KHORNE 06/03/09(Wed)00:53 No.4750955 >>4750901 THIS IS THE ONE TIME I'LL EVER MAKE AN EXCEPTION IN MY BLOODY EXISTENCE...FILTHY SORCERER THOUGH THAT LICH MAY BE, HE'S OFF-LIMITS TO ANY OF MY MINIONS!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:54 No.4750963 File :1244004879.jpg-(725 KB, 900x1232, Good job Drew.jpg) >>4750943 Well done friend, Redemption By Wealth is a rare but marvelous thing...

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:54 No.4750966 File :1244004889.jpg-(50 KB, 600x660, 1240851013264.jpg) >>4750901 So what happens to Kiara? ... She must be a trifle bored. Epilogue?

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:55 No.4750967 >>4750943 Just let the charactor pop up every once and awhile and we'll be good also WE DEMAND KARIA DICKINGS!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:55 No.4750969 >>4750943 I'd be interested. That being said, did Skelletor ever get Drew's autograph?

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:56 No.4750970 >>4750943 KIARA EPILOGUE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE IT A HAPPY END

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/03/09(Wed)00:56 No.4750971 >>4750935 He's the best... Well, he's the best... I'm trying to say something like fucking awesome; multiply that by 60 billion, and you're close. >>4750955 He better be.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:56 No.4750972 >>4750966 EPILOGUE! EPILOGUE!

Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:56 No.4750977

>>4750966
That's sorta the point of what Drew did to her. She can stew in her claimed superiority and refusal to be with him for all eternity.

Drew, this has been an epic tale you've told us. It was delightful from start to finish, and I hope that you will grace us with another story someday.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:57 No.4750979 DREW I WANT TO JUMP YOUR BONES

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:57 No.4750982 >>4750943 I can't believe you are asking.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:57 No.4750984 File :1244005071.jpg-(51 KB, 450x330, Haruhi Drunk Award.jpg) ya did good Drawfriend ya did good (also WHERES MAH DAMNED EPILOGUE?)

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:58 No.4750989 >>4750977 While I agree with what you said, fuck that. Hot blackguard trumps.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:58 No.4750990 >>4750970 It IS a happy end.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:58 No.4750991 >>4750943 A prequel would be very nice.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:59 No.4750997 So much for summer /tg/. Between this and the tiji sector, /tg/ has been epic lately. I'm going ot put it out there and just say: "Best thread EVAR" Comicbookguy.jpg

Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:59 No.4750998
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This is it fa/tg/uys, it's /tg at it's best. For years to come we will fondly remember this story, smile, and, hopefully, it will inspire us towards greater achievments.

I will be proud to say that I was here, as the legendary story of DREW, was being told.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:01 No.4751008 Bards in times to come shall sing songs of this.

Drew 06/03/09(Wed)01:01 No.4751011
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I'll see if I can pester the original creator of Kiara to do an epilogue about her because you guys definitely seem interested.

In the meantime, I'll continue to anonymously drawfag as I always have. It fills me glee with how often you guys use drawings I've made for reactions/macros/etc.

I may do another story in this form. I have no idea whether it'll be Drew's backstory or what. It just seems like you guys enjoy a fun story. And if I make a webcomic I'll be sure to let you guys know.

Thanks for the love. Now I'm gonna go watch some more Firefly.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:02 No.4751016 The occasional misadventure of Drew would be warmly received.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:04 No.4751023 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:04 No.4751026 >>4751011 I hereby move that Drew the archlich is the official ruler of /tg/, and his image be minted on our money.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:04 No.4751029 >>4750998 Drew's story was what made me start frequenting /tg/ over a year ago. Fuck yeah, Drew.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:04 No.4751030 I wana know what happens to Kiara, however I do think the story is pretty complete and nice as it is. I just don't want the best drawfag on here to leave us T_T

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:04 No.4751034 File :1244005498.jpg-(123 KB, 927x1200, 1235587955072.jpg) >>4751011 Godspeed, drawfag. Godspeed.

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)01:05 No.4751035 File :1244005510.jpg-(35 KB, 640x480, ...bang.jpg) Goodnight, sweet prince.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:05 No.4751039 File :1244005533.jpg-(20 KB, 603x380, big boss salute.jpg) >>4751011 Godspeed, drawfag.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:05 No.4751040 >>4751011 If we helped put together a crew of misfits, would you be interested in a firefly-themed drawfagged story?

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:06 No.4751047 Hey Drew! I want to be as awesome a drawfriend as you are someday. Any advice?

>>	No Man 06/03/09(Wed)01:06 No.4751048 I second the notion that Drew is qualified for Solar Exaltation.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/03/09(Wed)01:06 No.4751051 >>4751026

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:06 No.4751053 >>4751011 Oh god I fucking love you so much ;_; And not once did you even use a tripcode. Surely a drawfag to remember. Seriously though make a slightly inappropriate children's book.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:07 No.4751063 File :1244005652.jpg-(80 KB, 437x378, JamesBondsays.jpg) You cannot tell, but James Bond assures you he is smiling in approval of this 'Drew'.

Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:07 No.4751065

>>4751026
This is a 2009 Silver coin. All craftsbeardship is of the shoddiest quality. On the front is an image of a Drew and a Kiara. The Drew is striking a menacing pose. The Kiara is making a plaintive gesture. On the back is an image of an dwarf. The dwarf is screaming.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:08 No.4751071 >>4751065 >There is a cheese.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:11 No.4751097 Drew the (TN?) Lich is now /tg/'s official patron deity.

>>	Lord Solar Macharius 06/03/09(Wed)01:12 No.4751106 Drew, in but a single thread, you have created awesome. You sir, are the new Grendel. ALL BOW! TO DREW, GOD-LICH! ALL BOW TO... DREW! GOD OF ALL THAT HE SURVEYS!

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:13 No.4751109 >>4751097 seconded scruffy.jpg

>>	Arcbound 06/03/09(Wed)01:13 No.4751111 File :1244006007.jpg-(16 KB, 279x360, 124018300376.jpg) >>4751011

Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:18 No.4751147

This should be all of them.

The Origional Drew the Lich
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1092796/

Drew Reloaded
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1098288

Drew: and the Abandoned Keep
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3136974

The Continuing adventures!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3144112/
(The classic Dwarformation!)

Drew and the Merchant Rescue or: These are not the Bards we're looking for
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4725435/

Plots of the Lich: World Domination Tour Part 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4748469/

Plots of the Lich: World Domination Tour Part 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4750158/

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:20 No.4751157 File :1244006422.jpg-(12 KB, 251x251, 1233851658256.jpg)

>>	Death 06/03/09(Wed)01:21 No.4751165 File :1244006489.jpg-(101 KB, 375x500, death rocks.jpg) AHH, ONE WHO WOULD SLIP SO SMOOTHLY BETWEEN MY FINGERS. PERHAPS IT IS BETTER THIS WAY, DREW THE LICH.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:47 No.4751314 >>4751011 Thanks for writing the drew the lich series, it has been a awesome read. In addition, If you have a gaming group, they are goddamn lucky. Cause anon says so.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)02:00 No.4751406 Bump, I hope, and then I'll save this.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)02:07 No.4751457 >>4751406 ...alright, that doesn't work, apparently.

>>	Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)05:32 No.4752940 >>4751457 It has, regretfully, hit Autosage. All good things must pass.

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