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HOW TO HANDLE "IMMORALFAGS" WHEN YOU ARE DM
1. Read this fucking book. Don't ask questions. Sparknote that shit if you're a retard, but read the shit nigger. 2. You haven't read the fucking book have you? Goddammit you're a retard - it's free and it's online you cockgobbling cumdumpster. 3. Good. Now construct a situation in your campaign that clearly invokes a "criminal" decision. 4. Goddammit you overgrown manchild, you are going to complain about "lol anarchy", but that means you obviously haven't read the goddamn book. Go back to step 1 until you learn to stop being such a blithering faggot. 5. Good, now remember that every action has a consequence. If you're fucking with peoples shit, and something happens, people blame it on you. If you have a reputation, and something bad happens you didn't do, they blame it on you. Now your "immoral" fag will be bawwwing as everyone is out to get them, the party wants nothing to do with them because of bounty hunters, and stealing/murdering people for fun leads to the town guard hanging their ass. 6. You dumb nigger, you didn't read the book did you? |