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    14 KB Moonleaf's Quest 3: If an elf dies in the forest, does anyone care? Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/17/09(Wed)21:37 No.4914513  
    This time I promise more action, more explosions, more blood! Except I'm not really in a position to promise that, since you make all the choices.
    How about I promise to make the opportunity available at some point, at some time and we pick up at the gates of Gearthundered, loaded down with;

    (1) Iron cooking pot
    (1) Goblin bow
    (8) Goblin arrows
    (1) Elven guard's spear
    (2) Plump Helmet
    (1) Elvish Longsword
    (1) Dorf waraxe
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)21:49 No.4914619
    wield all weapons at once, battle guards to the death in a whirlwind of rage
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)21:51 No.4914633
    Prance the prance of death.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)21:52 No.4914635
    Ask guards for safe passage into city, stab them in the backs as you pass, and then loot the corpses before anyone notices.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)21:56 No.4914675
    Roar derogatory comments towards elves to try and gain the approval of the resident dorfs.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/17/09(Wed)22:00 No.4914711
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    >>4914619
    >>4914633
    Moonleaf drops everything in a swirling, skippy hop...thing.

    "Are ye alright, lad? Ye seem to be havin' a fit."
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:00 No.4914719
    call that dorf from the other threads to help you kill the guards, give him the dorf axe.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:16 No.4914901
    >lad

    Belittle the dorf with incessant feminine nagging for getting your gender wrong.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:17 No.4914911
    >>4914513
    NEEDS MORE DEVASTATOR SQUAD
    >> Defenestrator 06/17/09(Wed)22:17 No.4914912
    Foam at the mouth and have the guards take you to get help.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:18 No.4914915
    >>4914911
    DEVASTATORS? I FUCKING LOVE DEVASTATORS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAA
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    TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/17/09(Wed)22:21 No.4914944
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    >>4914912
    "What in the blazes are you... I don't even..."
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:24 No.4914962
    >>4914711
    I only read about hte first 20 posts of the first thread, so I'll just recommend you destroy the dorfs with a FISTFULL OF LOIGHTNIN and get into that fortress. It'll probably impress the Dorfs inside enough to get you some respect.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:26 No.4914991
    ...................................................................................
    ...................................................................................
    ............................you never cease to amaze me /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:28 No.4915012
    >>4914991
    THATS DEVASTATING!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:28 No.4915015
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    >>4914915
    fuck you bitch, you don't know me
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:29 No.4915017
    Moonleaf is going to die pretty soon.

    Either she should just stop what she's doing or pretend to faint and blame the dancing and foaming on the plumes she scarfed down in the first thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:30 No.4915031
    >>4915015
    DEVASTATOR??! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:30 No.4915033
    >>4915015
    Devastator vs Devastator squad...
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:31 No.4915039
    >>4915033
    THAT COULD ONLY END IN DEVASTATION!
    >> Defenestrator 06/17/09(Wed)22:41 No.4915147
    Run past the guards as they are flabbergasted by your display
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/17/09(Wed)22:43 No.4915159
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    >>4915017
    >>4914912
    The dorfs rush Moonleaf into the fort and insist she rest after her ordeal. Olon tells her she should stay in bed and drink plenty of DELICIOUS ALCOHOL.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:46 No.4915198
    Pleasure self with plump helmets.

    Then use iron cooking pot to brew them into booze and offer the result to the dorfen guards.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:47 No.4915210
    >>4915159
    Best Doctor Treatment EVER.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:49 No.4915227
    Sexually proposition the nearest male dorf.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:49 No.4915228
    >>4915159
    I like Moonleaf's look on her face for being in a small bed.

    Seriously though, we should start looking around town.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:49 No.4915231
    >>4914513
    You know what this thread needs? DEVASTATOR SQUADS TO LAY DOWN DEVASTATINGLY LARGE AMOUNTS OF DEVASTATION
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:50 No.4915238
    take the advice, and drink some alcohol.
    as muc as your tiny elf-girl mouth can hold
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:50 No.4915244
    DEVASTATORS? I LOVE DEVASTATORS DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)22:52 No.4915257
    Take his advice and drink some delicious Dwarven ale. Not too much, though, Moonleaf has to build up her tolerance slowly or risk her fragile elvish body being damaged.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/17/09(Wed)23:00 No.4915323
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    >>4915257
    >>4915238
    Olon delivers a flagon of fine Dorfen Ale, insisting it cures everything from hangnails to missing teeth.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:02 No.4915339
    >>4915323
    Drink as much as she's able to so she can save a bit of face in front of Olon. Try not to get too drunk, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:04 No.4915353
    >>4915323
    take as much as you can without feeling sick, and pass olon the rest, if there is any left.
    ask him to show you around, and introduce you to the dwarves here.
    >> Defenestrator 06/17/09(Wed)23:05 No.4915362
    Chug it down and exclaim how mutch better you feel, all thanks to the ale, vomit later.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:13 No.4915426
    >>4915244

    Okay, what is this shit I've been seeing all day? Prototype-related meme?
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/17/09(Wed)23:13 No.4915427
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    >>4915362
    >>4915353
    >>4915339
    Down goes the ale. Olon is somewhat impressed that a scrawny elf can chug like a dorf.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:13 No.4915434
    >>4915362
    What he said. Everyone knows Dwarven Ale will ruin an elf.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:17 No.4915468
    >>4915427
    yeah!
    can we get ourselves a tour of the place?
    ask what he dorf plans to do with us?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:18 No.4915477
    Once she's done with the ale, she should start looking around the village for weapons, armor, and info.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:21 No.4915492
    >>4915427
    Remark on the ale's smooth flavor, then ask Olon for a quick tour around the place.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/17/09(Wed)23:25 No.4915523
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    >>4915492
    >>4915477
    >>4915468
    "I'll show ye around in a moment, but first, let me get ye some more ale. Ye still look like you're on death's doorstep!"
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:29 No.4915567
    >>4915523
    DO NOT VOMIT
    Use magic, or get something carbonated, or something, but KEEP IT DOWN. Its the only way to improve your tolerance.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:31 No.4915575
    HOLD THINE ALE, WENCH!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:32 No.4915589
    Ask for whatever it is Dorfs give their newborns to help get them used to daily booze.

    Explain that as an elf, you have to start somewhere if you are going to end up proper dorfy.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:34 No.4915607
    >>4915567
    >>4915523

    Only vomit when you are absolutely sure that he will not see or hear it. If he sees and asks, do not say it was the ale. You can just say that your body is naturally getting rid of whatever was making you sick earlier.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/17/09(Wed)23:46 No.4915695
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    Moonelf uses ELVEN ALCOHOL TOLERANCE to negate some of the effect from the gut-rotting fungal brew, and asks about shops and supplies.

    "Aye, what do ye be needin'?"
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:47 No.4915701
    >>4915695
    What, fungal brew? You got sick off a little Helmet Wine? What a sissy. Probably'd die instantly to something manly, like Dorfen Rum or Sunshine.
    >> Defenestrator 06/17/09(Wed)23:48 No.4915714
    A bow, a real bow made of wood, arrows, and rations.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:48 No.4915715
    >>4915701
    Sunshine is elven you poncing queer.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:50 No.4915725
    >>4915714
    And some sort of armor.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:51 No.4915733
    >>4915715
    My forts always made lots of Sunshine. It's high-value, and I figured it was a pun on Moonshine but with sunberries.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:53 No.4915743
    >>4915715
    Just because elves trade it doesn't mean it's not manly. Or are you saying that having giant eagles, black bears, and giant leopards guarding your fort is elvish?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:53 No.4915746
    >>4915695
    Tell him we don't really need anything in particular, we just want to know what's around in case we find something we need.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:53 No.4915747
    >>4915743
    Having anything that lives above ground guard anything is elvish.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:55 No.4915762
    >>4915747
    Well you can stick to your purring maggots then, meanwhile I've got a breading pair of black bears and we're putting them to good use
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:57 No.4915775
    >>4915762
    >purring maggots

    No. Giant Cave Spiders for me, thanks. You can tether them outside your fort doors and nothing sort of Armok himself is getting in.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)23:59 No.4915788
    We need armor, first thing. Clothing is not an acceptable protector.

    And wear nothing under it.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:01 No.4915801
    I say ask about getting a resealable cask of ale, and carry it everywhere with us, getting more and more used to drinking large amounts by using our elvish girly sipping abilities.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:01 No.4915804
    >>4915695
    Well, first off we need a good suit of armor. Some light chain mail should be fine, or leather armor. Good, solid leather boots, duelist's gloves, a proper helmet, some extra arrows, bracers, and rations.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:02 No.4915809
    >>4915775
    It's unlikely that you could ever catch one and tame it, since you have to catch it without it killing any dwarves, but in the rare case that could happen then yes, it is in theory possible to have giant cave spider pets.

    Still, having spider pets strikes me as awfully drow-like.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:03 No.4915816
    >>4915804

    A proper dorf helmet, with a skull and horns and the whole works.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)00:03 No.4915818
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    "Loadin' on armor and weapons is all well and good, but what is it you DO? You need the right tool for the right job."
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:03 No.4915819
    >>4915809
    Actually they can't be tamed. I was mostly joking. Closest you can do to making them guards is having them in fortification-surrounded rooms next to the door and then letting them web anything that walks by.

    That's fairly dangerous for migrants/animals/anything that tries to walk within about 20 tiles.

    Anyway, derailment done now. Back to quest. This one is well drawn and cutesy and I enjoy it.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:04 No.4915825
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    >>4915816
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:05 No.4915828
    >>4915819
    They have the PET_EXOTIC tag, so can't a Dungeonmaster tame them?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:05 No.4915831
    >>4915818

    Introduce yourself as Moonleaf, Trollslayer.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:05 No.4915833
    >>4915818
    Oh, right, we're a MAGE or DRUID, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:09 No.4915843
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    >>4915831

    yes
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:10 No.4915852
    >>4915831
    This.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:11 No.4915858
    >>4915831
    this
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:12 No.4915870
    >>4915818
    "Well... back in my homeland, I was famous for my baking skills, but I don't think that's really helpful."
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)00:25 No.4915967
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    >>4915858
    >>4915852
    >>4915843
    >>4915831
    "I think ye be ill-suited for the life of a trollslayer. Ye be far to scrawny."

    "Perhaps ye ought to consider somethin' more geared toward yer particular heritage."
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:28 No.4915987
    >>4915967

    mage.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:28 No.4915992
    >>4915967
    FUCK THAT
    We will put in the effort necessary to become a drunkard berserker, just like any proper dorf.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:29 No.4915997
    >>4915967
    FUCK HERITAGE, I WANNA KILL THE TROLLS
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:29 No.4915999
    >>4915967
    "Tell that to the dead trolls."
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:30 No.4916003
    >>4915967
    I thought it was already established we are spitting in the eye of elvish stereotype classes and trying to become as dorfy as possible.

    Hrm, should we use an axe, a hammer, or OUR BEAR HANDS to kill trolls?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:31 No.4916010
    Mage, damnit.

    This isn't dorfquest, for fucks sake.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:33 No.4916027
    >>4916010
    YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

    Moonleaf Trollslayer, it has a nice ring to it.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:33 No.4916030
    >>4915967

    Mage. Failing that Cleric of some terribly violent fertility god.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:33 No.4916031
    >>4916003

    Druid, then.

    FOR BEAR FORM
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:34 No.4916035
    >>4915967

    I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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    >>4915967

    The elven ways led to our father's death. How can we hope to avenge him by clinging to obviously worthless elven sorcery?

    Dwarf trained elvish berserker all the way.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:34 No.4916039
    >>4916030
    Xom?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:35 No.4916045
    We are skinny, weak, and terribly uncoordinated.

    Wizard/Rogue for lulz
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:36 No.4916054
    We did Berserker in dorfquest. Wizard
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:36 No.4916055
    WE WILL SLAY TROLLS WITH OUR BERSERKER FURY, AND THE BARDS SHALL SING OF US AS MOONLEAF THE MAD, BANE OF TROLLS.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:36 No.4916062
    Wizard. Spell shenanigans have much more potential for hilarity.
    >> Defenestrator 06/18/09(Thu)00:37 No.4916069
    Moonleaf Trollburner expert mage!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:37 No.4916076
    [X] Cast magic missile
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:38 No.4916084
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    ...Psion?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:39 No.4916091
    Being a Trollslayer will drastically reduce our chances of someday being able to fool some intrepid young human into saving the day for us, giving us a reason to pump out a few half-elves and stick him with child support forever.

    Wizard or Cleric.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:39 No.4916094
    >>4916030

    I like berserker, but I like this a lot too.
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    >>4916084
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:40 No.4916102
    A RANGER/SCOUT FOR THE FORT
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:41 No.4916108
    Moonleaf's young, elfin and fairly weak. She'd make a good rogue.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:41 No.4916114
    >>4916091

    Precisely. Moonleaf is a dorfaboo in the hopes of avoiding the fate that befalls any traditional female elf.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:42 No.4916118
    Bow Ranger.

    With giant dorf bow made of ram horns.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:42 No.4916129
    Rogue/Wizard combo.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:42 No.4916130
    >>4916091

    Plot armor. Also, human cleric healing us then falling OH SO DEEPLY IN LUST.
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    Dwarven Defender. Fuck the rest of you.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:43 No.4916137
    rolled 1 = 1

    Rolling 1d5 for job.

    1 - Wizard
    2 - Rogue
    3 - Ranger
    4 - Cleric
    5 - Druid

    Wizard or Cleric would probably best. They're dorfy enough classes, since dwarves take them sometimes. Mostly Clerics.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:43 No.4916143
    >>4916114

    Pshaw. You can still be dorfy otherwise, but you have to play to your strengths.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)00:44 No.4916151
    GOOD LORDY! I'M LATE!
    OH DEAR.
    What a mess.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:45 No.4916156
    Wizard
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)00:45 No.4916163
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    After clearing her head of some strange thoughts about running around in the nude, wielding a huge axe, Moonleaf decides that the magical arts are her calling in life.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:46 No.4916178
    >>4916163

    Fey Warlock.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:47 No.4916191
    >>4916163
    Moonleaf, however, should still run around in the nude. Or at least in as little clothing as possible, given how badly armor impacts spellcasting.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)00:48 No.4916202
    Hmm.
    Wizard, I can work with that. Specialize in divination and abjuration; I think we might be good at that.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:49 No.4916212
    >>4916163
    Boo.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:50 No.4916224
    >>4916163
    Have her be a diviner. Everyone loves divination.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:50 No.4916225
    >>4916202
    NO.

    FIRE MAGE ALL THE WAY. OR, RAGE MAGE. YEAH, I LIKE THAT.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)00:50 No.4916229
    >>4916212
    Hush you. We cannot risk ourselves by being ignorant of those forces that command such great respect.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:51 No.4916241
    >>4916163

    [X] Cast Magic Missile at the darkness.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:51 No.4916244
    Transmutation specialist, abuse Haste.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:52 No.4916249
    >>4916163
    Fire is always fun.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)00:53 No.4916266
    >>4916244
    We could, but we wouldn't want to risk a matrix-esque scene with our frail physique.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:54 No.4916269
    >>4916225

    Rage mage would be awesome.

    RIP AND TEAR WITH YOUR MAGICS.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:54 No.4916273
    >>4916225
    I support fire mage.

    Perhaps with a small hand axe for back up. Axes are dorfy. Do it.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:54 No.4916278
    >>4916163

    Dual Wield Wands
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:55 No.4916281
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    WARMAGE
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)00:55 No.4916282
    >>4916269
    But with the diviner set of magics, you could KNOW when and where to rage, for maximum impact.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:56 No.4916303
    >>4916266
    >>4916229
    >>4916202

    SCREW YOUR PUSSYFOOTING AROUND.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)00:56 No.4916305
    We are NOT dorfy in any way.
    We are Moonleaf.
    I demand we be awesome in a new way.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:59 No.4916329
    Dual specialization in fire magic and divination. Have a hand axe or somesuch on hand for when things get a bit too personal.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)00:59 No.4916332
    >>4916303
    Just because you have a gun, doesn't mean your badass.
    Shooting the right guy in a crowd, then standing there LOOKING badass. makes you one BAD ASS MOTHA'
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)00:59 No.4916339
    >>4916282
    No. You don't even want us raging, you want us hiding.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:01 No.4916353
    >>4915967
    Where is the 'nancing about in the woods naked' image?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:01 No.4916354
    Fire magic from dual wielded wands
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:01 No.4916363
    Fire magic or illusions here.

    Rage magic could be cool, but do you mean powered by rage or causing it?

    Also, voting against divinations.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:01 No.4916364
    >>4916339
    Just because that's how you think it'll happen, doesn't mean it'll happen that way.
    Learn you some truths.
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)01:02 No.4916368
    Air mage?

    Bounce the lightning! Bounce the lightning!

    Or transmuter. Make potions from our fallen foes. Then heat them up and use them as grenades to make MORE corpses from which to make more potions!

    And eventually.. blade hands! Or turn into a dragon.

    Whichever.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:03 No.4916378
    Lets burn some trolls!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:03 No.4916381
    I vote nature and elemental magic in general, specifically fire. Put more of a druidic spin on it, run around the woods setting shit on fire and such.
    >> Defenestrator 06/18/09(Thu)01:04 No.4916392
    Fire druid! fire is in nature, and its dorfy cause fire is needed for the forge!

    so Moonleaf, Druid of The Forging Flames?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:05 No.4916397
    >>4916353
    This.

    >>4916354
    And this.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:06 No.4916408
    >>4916392
    Moonleaf, Fire seer?

    My vote is still Divination, just to break the trend of evocation based casters.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:07 No.4916415
    Rage Mage sounds like the best idea, as it appeases those calling for her to be a spellcaster and appeases those who want her to be dorfy as possible. Honestly, I really see no reason to NOT be a rage mage.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:07 No.4916419
    Spell Rage (Ex): The Rage Mage internalizes his anger to reach great spellcasting power, but becomes reckless and less able to defend himself. He suffers a -2 penalty to AC, but gains: A bonus to the DC of spells cast from the schools of Abjuration, Conjuration, Evocation, Necromancy and Transmutation equal to his Rage Mage level; All effects of spells from those schools are treated as if cast by a caster two levels higher than the Rage Mage; The Rage Mage may use any spell or feat while in a Spell Rage. A Rage lasts for 3 rounds + Con modifier. It can be ended voluntarily before the time is up At the end of a Spell rage, the Rage Mage is winded and is -2 to Strength and Dexterity, and can't charge or run for the duration of the encounter. The Rage Mage may only enter a Spell Rage once per encounter and a certain number of times a day. You cannot enter a Spell Rage and a normal Rage at the same time. Upon reaching 10th level, a Rage Mage is no longer winded when coming out of a Spell Rage.

    Overcome Spell Failure (Ex): A Rage Mage reduces any Arcane Spell Failure percentages by 10%. If the percent is 10 or lower, the Rage Mage ignores the penalty altogether.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:07 No.4916421
    Sorcerer. She's got the Charisma to pull it off. Also, Sorcerer/Barbarian/Rage Mage is a valid option.

    Get angry, to blow shit up better. Fuck year.
    >> Darc Discordia !!6056H1dWW+u 06/18/09(Thu)01:07 No.4916424
    >>4916392
    I second this.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:09 No.4916442
    >>4916408
    But divination is not suited toward fast-paced quest games. Blowing shit up gets immediate results and leaves /tg/ as satisfied as porn.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:09 No.4916445
    Votes:

    Fire - 8

    Diviner - 2
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:09 No.4916448
    >>4916415
    I still say we should be a berserker of some sort, and this is the closest a spellcaster can come, so I guess this would be my preference.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:10 No.4916453
    I say rage mage is the best choice
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:11 No.4916460
    >>4916421
    >>4916419
    >>4916415

    This would also give us an awesome rage scene where you can see the fire burning inside the young elf's eyes. That she then shoots at things.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:11 No.4916462
    How about a RageMage that specializes in fire magic?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:12 No.4916471
    FIIYAAA
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:13 No.4916486
    >>4916462
    OH GOD THIS, THIS IS PERFECT
    >> Darc Discordia !!6056H1dWW+u 06/18/09(Thu)01:13 No.4916491
    Alright, I'm switching my vote to fire-specialized rage mage. Sounds like an awesome combo.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:14 No.4916503
    >>4916442
    Faster paced?
    What, do you expect us to whip out a crystal ball and wait for what strange sigils we see to lead us to a general path?
    Mother of god. This is what Evokers actually think.

    Bitch. I'm going to take that bow and arrow, and apply truestrike to every dam shot. I'm going to read the ancient runes on the wall, and understand they say "Bitch ITS A TRAP!"
    Think Indiana Jones meets Deja Vu.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:14 No.4916509
    >>4916462
    I love this idea. The most violent and destructive spellcaster around, Moonleaf Trollslayer.

    FUCK YOU TROLLS, I HAVE FIRE AND HATE, AND MY FIRE IS FUELED BY HATE, WHICH IS FUELED BY FIRE. WONDERFUL PERPETUAL RAGE MACHINE
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)01:14 No.4916513
    I think we can do a better job than fire.

    POTION GRENADES!
    >> Bob 06/18/09(Thu)01:15 No.4916526
    There is no way I can not think a Fire based Rage Mage is the best thing we could ever hope for.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:15 No.4916529
    Yall nigga's be trippin.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:18 No.4916565
    FIRE

    Rage mage is a silly idea and only serves to tickle your neckbeard
    >> The Guy Who Cried Grendel Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:18 No.4916571
    I find the idea of a little elven girl rage mage that uses fire magic so awesome and hilariously inappropriate that I am forced to stop lurking for a moment.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:18 No.4916573
    >>4916503
    No, I expected a lot of Scrying on people. As for traps, they'll burn from our fire! Which is fueled by rage! Which is fueled by fire!

    >>4916509
    I am shamelessly taking this and using it as an NPC. So good.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:19 No.4916576
    >>4916571
    Back to the Darkness with you!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:20 No.4916581
    >>4916573
    MY CIRCULAR HATEFIRE LOGIC IS SPREADING!

    HATE FUELED FIRE FUELED HATE FUELED FIRE FUELED HATE FUELED FIRE FUELED HATE FUELED FIRE FUELED HATE FUELED FIRE FUELED HATE FUELED FIRE FUELED HATE FUELED FIRE FUELED HATE FUELED FIRE FUELED HATE FUELED FIRE FUELED HATE FUELED FIRE FUELED RAGE MAGE!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:21 No.4916595
    >>4916576
    I have to agree with him though, the idea is too funny to pass up.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:22 No.4916604
    >>4916595
    Ever play a bard?
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)01:26 No.4916636
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    Moonleaf, being fairly certain she wants to become SOME KIND of magic user finds that the dorfen market for elven mage gear is woefully underdeveloped.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:26 No.4916642
    >>4916604
    Dude, how can you not love a Ragefire Mage?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:27 No.4916647
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    >>4916462

    I will seat you among my council, and I shall set you to burn.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:28 No.4916659
    >>4916636

    Ask to see the imports.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:28 No.4916662
    >>4916642
    It's generic "I throw fire and look angry" mage. I'm not sure how I can find it appealing.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:29 No.4916669
    >>4916636
    We'll take the axe. Do they take credit?

    Wait, don't we still have a dorf waraxe from before?
    >> Defenestrator 06/18/09(Thu)01:29 No.4916671
    Get the lights a dorf smith can offter, chainmail, avoid the chain-kini. and a big wooden stick, or a metal sitck, anything long and pole like for raising into the air while casting.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:30 No.4916686
    >>4916647
    FUCK YOU, YOU PISS ME OFF WITH YOUR FIRE, WHICH MAKES MY FIRE STRONGER, WHICH MAKES MY HATE STRONGER, WHICH MEANS I FUCKING BURN YOU WHILE BEATING YOU TO DEATH WITH FIRE FISTS.

    FUCK YOU PHYSICS, I AM TOO ANGRY TO CARE ABOUT THE LOGISTICAL PROBLEMS WITH BURNING A BEING MADE OF FIRE.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:31 No.4916692
    >>4916636
    Ask for the selection of wands.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:31 No.4916699
    >>4916686
    Another reason I don't like it.
    It sounds like an Angry Marine.
    Fuck those dicks.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:32 No.4916707
    >>4916642
    Ragefire... I like it.

    >>4916662
    It's a little elf girl. Not so generic. Also, she will beat people up as well as burn them. Divination got way outvoted, chill and let's let the quest progress. Perhaps your next idea will be more favored by /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:33 No.4916717
    >>4916699
    The defining difference is that a rage mage comes with an off switch.

    Which /tg/ will inevitably compare to her being on the rag.

    ....shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:34 No.4916729
    ask for a veil. any dorfaboo knows that dorfs find the lack of a beard utterly shameful, like walking around naked. you wouldn't want them to think you were a whore, would you?

    since you can't grow a beard, a veil will suffice.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:37 No.4916762
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    Oh well. It's gonna be missed.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:37 No.4916763
    To better channel her inner fire and rage, Moonleaf should learn the art of blacksmithing.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:39 No.4916778
    OOOOOHHHHHH
    IDEA

    AS A FIRE RAGE MAGE, WE CAN USE BOOZE AS AN AMPLIFIER OF OUR RAGE FIRE MAGIC. AND WE ARE CURRENTLY IN A DORF FORT.

    WE WILL BECOME GOD
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:40 No.4916795
    Hawk our previous gear, GET YE AXE, and let's find some trolls to kill.

    BLOODY MOONLEAF OF BOATMURDER, here we come!
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:41 No.4916798
    Another thing. This isn't beardbeard.
    Trade in the longsword, waraxe and bow and plump helmets for some basic leathers and edible food.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:42 No.4916814
    >>4916762
    Once we need it, we'll declare it our minor. But we majored in hate-fueled flames, so let's use that now.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:43 No.4916828
    >>4916778
    Maybe drink booze and spit fire made of hate at people?

    Oh shit I like that.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)01:44 No.4916834
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    The local merchants lack appreciation for an elven presence in the fort.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:45 No.4916842
    >>4916814
    Oh no. If we're playing it that way, we go for Alteration, and hulk the fuck out.
    However, I don't think Gnoll is going to decide on a specific specilization, considering we JUST choose mage.
    We don't even have training in jack shit to my knowledge.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:47 No.4916863
    >>4916834

    Set him on fire.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:47 No.4916869
    >>4916842
    She had fire from her hand. Totally fire mage.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:47 No.4916874
    >>4916834
    Yell back at his smelly, treekilling, animal murdererin' gold lovin' arse, and then take out a Plump Helmet, and eat it in his face, out of SPITE.
    >> Defenestrator 06/18/09(Thu)01:47 No.4916875
    Gold speaks louder than pointy ears and sticks.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:48 No.4916881
    Conjure a beard of fire!
    >> Defenestrator 06/18/09(Thu)01:51 No.4916905
    >>4916881
    forget what i said, this is mutch better, if you had a fire bead, you could smith, WITH YOUR FACE! facesmithing!
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)01:53 No.4916940
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    >>4916842
    Exactly. She has no abilities at this point. She is basically a level 1 peasant.
    >>4916869
    That was... uh... a graphical representation of fiery determination. Yes, that covers it nicely without totally contradicting my previous statement.
    Also the lightning bolt in session 1 was a mass hallucination.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)01:55 No.4916954
    >>4916940
    You! Get back to work! I can work with no skills, but I need a setting! YES. THIS IS ART.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)01:56 No.4916965
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    Proceed.
    >> Defenestrator 06/18/09(Thu)02:00 No.4916993
    Prestidigitation an hour beard, that will get some respect, who has ever heard of a caster with no prestidigitation. Once some spells are learned of course, otherwise go to a barber, gather the hair, make a chin wig.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)02:00 No.4916997
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    >> Guardsman Ted 06/18/09(Thu)02:01 No.4917011
    Keep our Elven chin free of any freakish facial hair, and let our hair be long and free.
    Show these mongrels what beauty is.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)02:03 No.4917026
    >>4916940
    Nature mage. Lighting, air, plants, water, rocks, that sort of thing.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)02:03 No.4917030
    Yell at the merchant that you don't give two shits what he thinks, you're here to shop and if he doesn't want your business he won't have it.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/18/09(Thu)02:10 No.4917118
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    >>4916954
    I'd love to, really, but it's getting late and I can already feel my drawfag powers slipping away. So, I'll call it a night for now and you guys can keep arguing over class/powers and I'll read it in the archive later.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)02:12 No.4917135
    +1 VOTE FOR RAGE+BUFFUP MAGE
    we deal in pure rage, building us up, with muscles and fire.
    dorfs praise us as some kind of diety.
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/18/09(Thu)02:22 No.4917244
    >>4917118
    What is there to discuss? People want generic blastan mage #93457.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)04:18 No.4918224
    Fuck fire. fire is for losers. We need some rage. also, do we get TWO sets of powers? Maybe the second one should be crops, both as a nod to your elven heritage and to grow rare brewables for the dwarves.



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