Wield SWORD with BUTTCHEEKS.

Why is that sword floating next to us? Are we, in fact, a telekinetic lower body?

inb4 swordcatching butt technique

Go ruin a birthday party. Just by being there.

>>5142045

Turn around, so we can see what genitals, if any, we have.

>>5142082
Dude, we're a butt. We can't see. We operate by butt sonar.

>>5142072

>>5142098

Best quest ever.

>>5142098
NOW CUT THE CAKE

What does our butt-sonar see?

>>5142082
>>5142094

>>5142105

We must overthrow the corrupt regime of the upper-halves. Far too long have the butts suffered their tyranny.

MOTHER OF GOD THIS HERESY HAS GONE TOO FAR

Perhaps, search for things of interest to the butt?

...blow out the candle.

Begin quest to find ULTIMATE CHAIR

I'm laughing way too fucking hard at this.

>>5142135
And I second this. Declare war on abdomens, arms, and faces! Shoulders can stay though, they're workhorses like the butts.

>>5142138

FUCKING THIS!

LIGHT THE PARTY WITH YOUR FLAMING FARTS!

>>5142139
>>5142139
THIS
THIS IS OUR DUTY
WE MUST FIND COMFORT BEYOND KNOWING

Create a language by manipulating the rumblings of your anus caused by passing gas.

Learn Rectomancy. Control people by controlling their anuses!

>>5142135
>>5142137
>>5142138
>>5142139

So.

Much.

Potential!

RECTOBLADES

>>5142162
THere are some upper halves right there! Quick, use the sword to liberate their butts from from the upper halves, then celebrate with your fellow butts with some cake.

>>5142154
>>5142155

Alright, now that we can speak and cast rectomancy spells, let's head for the legendary RECLINER DUNGEON. In its depths we shall surely find the ULTIMATE CHAIR.

what are dildos in this quest?

are they enemies? love interests?

>>5142213
they use buttplucks, to shut your hole

>>5142178

>>5142195

WHY ARE YOU WEARING GLASSES WHEN YOU CANNOT SEE?

Replace glasses with sensible butt sonar.

assy mcgee makes you gay.

Who ate a slice of fart-cake?

>>5142208
>>5142213

Best quest ever.

>>5142236

Descend into the dungeon!

>>5142285

you magnificent bastard. <3

>>5142301

>>5142361

Slay the top-hatted freak and appropriate his headgear for yourself.

>>5142367

Best thread in the past 24 hours.

I need to get some sleep in, unfortunately.
Someone archive this when it's over?!

>>5142417

I bet we'd look good in that pink dress. GO FOR TWO OUT OF TWO.

bump for butts

>>5142417
Recruit the newly separated butts once you've finished freeing them.

>>5142429

>>5142450

>>5142498
does this make this furry now?

>>5142503
No it just makes this more assy

Ha ha oh wow what the fuck
Best quest evar

Dammit /tg/. I wake up, and we have a ButtQuest.

>>5142503
hairy=furry?

HIS NAME IS ASSY MCGEE
HE FIGHTS CRIME

This is the greatest quest ever.

>>5142657


Equip companion Butt with a katana that you find conveniantly on the floor, to make him more weeaboo

>>5142677

/tg/
what

Go deeper in dungeon loot some shit

>>5142658
That's one of the three worst shows on Teletoon right now. Jesus christ.
But I'll stop derailing your awesome quest thread.

Cast Magic Missile at the darkness

>>5142737
The darkness has already cast 'protection from 'magic missiles''

>>5142724

Eat Gun, so you can shit bullets

>>5142793

WEAR dress.
PUT gem on top of HAT to increase PIMP RATING.
USE gun on LOCKED DOOR

Wow, a quest that I actually like!

Play on good sir!

>>5142804

>>5142814

Channel your inner chi, take a deep breath and slam cat butt into the door, hopefully opening it.

Become full of hot gas.

Float up to ceiling.

Enter ventilation system.

Acquire a monocle and become the great Buttarius.

>>5142936
>Butt-hairy-arse
FTFY

Best quest ever, great job OP.

>>5142967

Get red gem. Find yellow gem. Put all in hat.

Retrieve RED GEM. Begin search for YELLOW GEM.

>>5142990
Put your pimpin´ blue gem into that blue button thing on the door and then do the same with the red gem that totally accidentally shows up in the background. Alternatively use the red gem to further increase your pimin level and blast that door with sheer awesome!

Revive Cat Butt with Fart Mouth to Mouth

Search yellow gem

>>5143007

butts lol

I recall a childrens book called Zombie butts from Uranus that I read a long time ago (appropriated it from my brother I think...) that had a story along these lines. The boy had to work along with his detached butt to save every other butt on earth from the great white butt.

A head! Quick! Free it's lower body!

REVIVE COMPANION

>>5143108

AND THEN FUCK ITS BUTT

>>5143108

>>5143171


Engage diplomacy!

BEFRIEND THE SHIT OUT OF THEM

Cast Butt Missile

>>5143171

Use your Rectomancy to liberate their sphincters. In the ensuing confusion, steal the blue and green dresses as well.

>>5143195

>>5143244

Assault them while they are confused!

>>5143244
NEGOTIATIONS HAVE FAILED.

SHOOT THEM ALL GAGSTA' STYLE.

))<>((

>>5143242

>>5143295

Alright, now go grab the yellow gem from that totally-not-suspicious chest.

Balance all the gems on your hat and use the dresses to unlock the door.

See? We're being CLEVER about this.

>>5143316
>>5143034

>>5143365

Send in Catbutt first to check for traps.

>>5143365

>>5143410

This.

>>5143410

>>5143465

>>5143512
It must have an anus. cast rectomancy to gain some time. If it fails, sacrifice cat butt for a +3 on the roll.

>>5143520

>>5143563
Use dragon's butt on dragon's head. Brace for impact.

>>5143601

Oh please. This is far superior to the usual summer fare on /tg/.

Just pull your head from out your ass and you should see it!

Or should I say...

From out your butt!

>>5143577

>>5143625

>>5143563
No way... no no no... you're kidding right?

>>5143701
What?

>>5143758
Poster name

Who is Scriptarius?

Use dragon butt to smother dragon the death
Do not turn around

>>5143834

Assey McGee sucks and so does this.

>>5143881
>My dad used to beat me every other night.

Also, sit in the ultimate chair, now that it's safe.

>>5143862

Take skull. Store in ass.

Scriptarius?

Is that you?

Are we playing a self-insertion quest with your lower-half as our avatar?

ARE WE?

...

Because I´m cool with that.

>>5143895

>>5143997

Use ultimate chair to amplify rectomancy to send messages to all lower halves nearby to rebel against the upper halves!

>>5143978
Uh yeah, it's me, aparently timing out resets the name field so that stuck for one post
And no, this isn's a quest about my ass.
>In fact, the original pic wasn't made by me, but by some guy on /v/ in a Wolfquest thread

>>5143997
Aside from the comfort, can we feel any new power? do we get any minions? lewt?

>>5144017

>>5144029
>>5144095

>>5144114

Kill the rest of the Bunnies and the half cat, and liberate their asses

With your mighty army of Buttbuddies kill those animal fiends

SPAWN DICKBUTT!

LEAR OF IT´S USES!

>>5144154

*learn

>>5144114
>Butt Genie
YOU GET THREE BUTT WISHES.

>>5144139

What does the magic bean we found do?

>>5144154

>>5144186
First butt wish

MAKE ALL TOILET PAPER INTO THE MOST COMFORTABLE BRAND AROUND! BUTTS ARE NOT SECOND-RATE CITIZENS!

>>5144154
>>5144186
>>5144159
>>5144234

>>5144261
"Gotta crap em all"?

>>5144242

>>5144293


Cast Fart- Hadouken at enemies

>>5144314

>>5144356

>>5144380


Now lets all do the CHicken Dance !

>>5144398

Eat chicken, grow wings

>>5144446

You cannot consume stuff with your ass.
Poop the magic bean into the mouth of the chicken.

>>5144490

Could it be that OP is fucking slow at drawing things?

>>5144517

Take your whole army with you and climb it

>>5144523

Doesnt matter all that much.

>>5144528

>>5144551

>>5144588
COMBINE FOR MAXIMUM BUTTPOWERS

>>5144588

THAT'S NO BUTT!

THAT'S OUR LONG-LOST UPPER HALF!

FLEE!

RUN YOU FOOL!

>>5144594
>>5144608

>>5144651
BUTT WISH: Wish for all of the butts in the world to rid themselves of their upper-halves.

Well in our current shape we might as well make the best of it... We need a female head, and female genitalia.
If we become pretty we may infiltrate humanity and free them from their upper bodies...

BUTT WISH: Summon greater demon: Great Mighty Poo. Sing duet.

>>5144709

Search FEMALE HEAD

Search VAGOO

>>5144673

>>5144711

>>5144719
OH NO OH NO

I'M SORRY

>>5144747

>>5144763
More like demiBUTThood amirite

Thank you, OP, this has been the only Quest-thread I have ever enjoyed.

Scriptarius, you have now expanded your reign of mad skills from Conversions, Writefaggotry and Trolling to Quests.

What next? You become a full-scale drawfag?

:D

Damnit pic #36 wasn't posted properly
Ah fuck it, this is a quest thread on an art dump.

During his quest Butt
-ruined a party
-killed Rudy Mann
-had Dickbutt slain
-used 3 butt-wishes
-killed all humans
-met the great mighty poo

Holy fuck.

Archived for great buttstice

I know someone already said it but BEST QUEST EVER.

Oh lawd I'm still laughing at this

Holy fuck win.

What the shit happened here?

>>5145489
Win happened.

>>5145276
I think you mean
BUTT
QUEEF
EVER

>>5145655
Queefs are not butt related. Stop pulling words out of your ass

>>5144719

The Butt Genie was a nice touch man.

I demand a prequel quest about the 3 bunnies and cat.
I need to know why one is missing an ear!

This is clearly the best quest.

>>5145694
I queef is a pussy-fart. Farts of all kinds are butt-related.
Don't be a fart racist.

>>5145733
Pussies =/= butts
what an ASSenine argument

Butt Quest belong on the front page