CONSUME an organ on one of the pidgeons and REPLACE it with our own mutated cells.

In addition, beekeepers look for excess dead or dying bees about the hive, and less cleanly hive activities. If the hive is more aggressive than usual, it could also be a sign of disease- or more likely, that you need to replace the queen.

any other questions?

LETS GET US A CEO OF A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY!

well I suppose first we have to figure out what that is, so lets do that

research: MATTER TO ENERGY CONVERSION

>>5194576
alternatively, CONSUME pidgeon hear, gain knowledge on red blood cell production/whatever the heart does specifically, then REPLACE heart.

>>5194608
the heart pumps blood.

bone marrow makes blood.

COMMAND CELLS: RESEARCH the following:

-CONTROLLED REPLICATION (meaning we can divide into new cell types at will; for eye replacing)

-REANIMATING GROWTH (so we can fix a dead part or whole via cell growth/replication)

-AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS REANIMATING VIRUS

Also MODIFY DISEASE PROFILE to leave all REANIMATED BODIES DORMANT until the appropriate hormonal signal is given.

In addition MODIFY DISEASE PROFILE to HEAL VIA REPLACEMENT all INJURY to a HOST during rest cycles.

Once infected give the trees MOVEMENT!

in the event of CAPTURE by human, DESTROY all disease inside of CAPTURED HOST

So we can convert energy into matter, can we?

Lads, we need to get our cat to breath over an electrical house appliance.

>>5194622
no, fuck that.

encourage PHOTOSYNTHESIS and FRUIT GROWTH.

encourage ants to CONSUME FRUIT and CREATE SUPERCOLONY.

EXPAND THE BIOMASSSSS

>>5194467

I have no idea what this is but it seems awesome. Can I get some background?

>>5194622
Don't be silly.

>EXPERIMENT: CONSUME PIGEON ORGAN

>ADDED RESEARCH
>RESEARCH STATUS: 15%

>INFECTION STATUS (backyard): 100%
>You have infected the entire backyard
>INFECTION STATUS (trees): 100%
>You have infected all trees and animals in them within the settlement
>INFECTION STATUS (wasps): 95%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 20%

>Insert Command_____

>>5194580
You've been quite helpful. Thank you.

Now with this knowledge let's infect some fucking BEES and use their sweet HONEY to spread our INFECTION beyond borders due to shipping. And infect BEARS.

>>5194641
COMMAND the above

>LEARNED: PROTOCOL
>LEARNED PROTOCOL: DEFCON 5
>Upon capture, self-terminate

>MOVEMENT: TREES
>Movement unsuccessful

>ENCOURAGE: INSECTS -> FEED and GROW

>INFECTION STATUS (wasps): 100%
>You have infected all of Bee Kind as well as any of those they may have stung
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 23%

>Insert Command_____

Prototype: Text Version?

>>5194692
EXAMINE "those they may have stung"

>>5194692
Holy penis that's some serious infection rate. Just keep going until you have the entire town sorted out, and maintain a low profile.

have we developed long range hormone communication yet?

if not, RESEARCH long range hormone communication.

>>5194692
YES. Now be carefully for this. Worker bees, be sure to arrange eggs as normal if the Queen lays them wrongly. DO NOT KILL THESE BEES. Now. INCREASE HONEY PRODUCTION AND INFECT HONEY. We have heat resistance, right? Better add some more just in case.

SOON WE SHALL INFECT THE WORLD VIA DELICIOUS HONEY.

>>5194692
Proceed to MASSIVELY INFECTED the 100% INFECTED POPULATIONS, just as we MASSIVELY INFECTED the CAT.

We need to gain motor control of these creatures. Direct them towards particular targets, for example.

>EXAMINE: STUNG

>5 HUMANs
>2 SQUIRRELs

>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 25%
>RESEARCH STATUS: 25%

>Insert Command_____

RESEARCH INORGANIC MATTER INFECTION procedure.
LEARN INORGANIC MATTER MANIPULATION

Both of the above intended to allow us to convert inorganic matter into our biomass and our biomass into assorted inorganic matter.

>>5194734
DO >>5194724

>>5194724
Beekeeper warning: Increased honey production also requires increased wax production to store it in, and your HIVE-BOX may not be large enough.

additionally, make sure to not collect so much HONEYas to interrupt POLLEN production, as that is what they use to make new bees.

>COMMAND BEEs: Act NATURAL/INCREASE Honey Production/INFECT Honey

>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 27%
>RESEARCH ADDED
>RESEARCH STATUS: 20%

>Insert Command_____

Anyone archive the old thread?

>>5194730

Already done its part of our DISEASE PROFILE to commandeer the brain. We make an exception for our sentient hosts though as complex behaviours are annoying.

We're going to have to infect Madagascar pretty quickly before they close the port.

>>5194768
COMMAND HUMANS: Assist in research.

>>5194764
Very well. We shall counter-act this in two ways.

Stage 1: Sting Bee Keepers. Then make bee keepers build bigger HIVE BOXES.
Stage 2: Keep in mind not to create too much honey that Bee production is affected, but create honey to the maximum amount as possible without damaging Bee production.

>COMMAND HUMANS: ASSIST in RESEARCH
>RESEARCH SPEED INCREASED

>COMMAND BEES: STING BEEKEEPER
>BEEKEEPER STATUS: 20%

>Insert Command_____

>>5194734
Expand hixe-box, let bees increase honey production.

>>5194764
Question: did you ever imagine you'd find use of your knowledge of bees in this way?

EXAMINE HUMAN KNOWLEDGE: LOCATION where the fuck are we?
Also
EXAMINE the 5 new HUMAN HOSTS: for the following

# of SOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS (mate, friends, family)
access to social events
access to advanced tech or knowledge

>>5194807
Excellent. As soon as we take control of BRAIN, make them build bigger hive boxes.

Now. Squirrels. What TYPE are they?

>COMMAND BEEs: INCREASE Hivebox
>Hivebox GROWTH: 40%
>BEEKEEPER STING STATUS: 50%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 40%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 31%

>Insert Command_____

take this shit somewhere else

>>5194788
BEEKEEPER WARNING: beekeepers have anti-bee armor, so stinging them may be difficult. of course, they may also not be in the suit.

>>5194812
Not in this SPECIFIC way, but I often think of the best way to introduce a bee-pandemic that will leave me the last apiculturist standing. All I need to do is finish enough years of school to know how to make a virus.

>>5194807
EXPERIMENT: Command PIGEON to DEFECATE on LIVE ELECTRICAL APPLIANCE such as a TOASTER or ELECTRIC FENCE. Attempt to CONVERT ENERGY into INFECTION.

Purpose of this EXPERIMENT: Testing the constraints of our ENERGY TO MATTER conversion.

>>5194833
....this has to be a troll, right? 6/10

>>5194839
Ha, wow. I...think this is awesome in a fucked up way. I kind of like you, anon.

COMMAND CELLS: RESEARCH the following:

-CONTROLLED REPLICATION (meaning we can divide into new cell types at will; for eye replacing)

-REANIMATING GROWTH (so we can fix a dead part or whole via cell growth/replication)

-AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS REANIMATING VIRUS

Also MODIFY DISEASE PROFILE to leave all REANIMATED BODIES DORMANT until the appropriate hormonal signal is given.

In addition MODIFY DISEASE PROFILE to HEAL VIA REPLACEMENT all INJURY to a HOST during rest cycles.

COMMAND CAT: GOTO PETSTORE

then COMMAND CAT: INTEGRATE INTO PETSTORE POPULATION

then COMMAND CAT: INFECT PETSTORE POPULATION via FLEAS, WATERSOURCE, etc.

>>5194816

I hate you. Can you feel my hatred?

PROBE BEE KEEPER MINDS: Are they any other Bee Keepers/More Bees? Where do they take their honey? Do they sell it to shops?

COMMAND: RESEARCH
KNOWLEDGE ASSIMILATION of INFECTED

>>5194856
people often like men with bees. It implies all the positive qualities.

also, how's the supercolony of ants going?

>>5194891
They infected the entire backyard and were overshadowed by the pigeons infecting all the trees and all the tree populations. Antssux.

>>5194905
hey, I like ants! I would also be an antkeeper, but I can't think of a goddamn way to make them useful, and nobody WANTS honeypot-ants. they think they're GROSS, oo-la-la.

Anyway, no advanced tech. come on, we're a BIOMASS thing, we have to use ADAPTATION.

EXPERIMENT: Command bees to transfer infection to vegetation via pollination

So, what's going on in this thread?

Are we some type of hyper-intelligent virus that somehow knows what other organisms of its kind are doing?

learn to turn matter into energy
???
BECOME A GOD

>>5194919
I think so.

we're basically the dildo that will rape the universe.

Being a beekeeper is bigger of a gamble than buying / selling stocks.

Those fuckers could just fly off without a warning, any day...and it happens a lot. Some times the beekeepers are able to get them back, when they decide to nest in some public place.

>EXAMINE HUMANs - LOCATION:
>EXAMINE HUMAN HOSTS (# of SOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS):
>>FEMALE 1: 4
>>FEMALE 2: 15
>>MALE 1: 2
>>MALE 2: 11
>>MALE 3: 4

>SOCIAL AREAS
>FEMALE 1, 2 + MALE 3: SCHOOL
>MALE 1, 2: WORK

>ACCESS to ADVANCED TECH or KNOWLEDGE: No

>EXPERIMENT: PIGEON DEFECATION on LIVE ELECTRICAL DEVISE
>CONVERT ENERGY into INFECTED CELLS
>SUCCESS

>COMMAND CAT: to PET STORE
>ACCESS to PET STORE: DENIED

>Hivebox GROWTH: 50%
>BEEKEEPER STING STATUS: 65%

>RESEARCH ADDED
>RESEARCH STATUS: 35%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 34%

>Insert Command_____

Would it be possible to replace 100% of organic matter with the virus?

Then, would it be possible to construct a being made of our own viral cells?

Because then we'd be like Tyranids. But instead of just consuming bio-mass, infecting from a cellular level. So a race of Tyranids that is infinitely more dangerous.

Um ...

Infect PC?

>>5194921
Get out.

>>5194946
>>5194939
>EXPERIMENT: PIGEON DEFECATION on LIVE ELECTRICAL DEVISE
>CONVERT ENERGY into INFECTED CELLS
>SUCCESS

Oh holy frak

*** INFECT PC ***

>>5194919

You started out as a single cell, battling for survival.

I was expecting it to end when you got control of the cat, but... everyone was more ambitious than I anticipated. Now you've become a supervirus of sorts.

Cell quest.
We started as a single cell, divided, ate more cells, got beat down by white cells, fled, got to brain by accident then subverted it. One thing led to another...

>>5194954
I concur, infect PC

>>5194939
I'm thinking you need to find ways to IMPROVE RESEARCH or SPEED RESEARCH, but there aren't any available ways to do that yet.
Spread like you're currently doing.
Continue performing current actions, look for ways to increase the capacity for research.

>>5194939
GROW from the ELECTRICAL APPLIANCE. SPREAD over nearby SURFACES using the ENERGY from the ELECTRICAL APPLIANCE to FUEL GROWTH.

Archive requested if its not already done:
First thread: 5191845
Second thread: 5193370
and this thread.
thank you.

>EXPERIMENT: INFECTION via Pollination
>SUCCESS

>INFECT: PC
>She's using a Mac

>FLOWER INFECTION: 10%

>Hivebox GROWTH:60%
>BEEKEEPER STING STATUS: 80%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 40%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 37%

>Insert Command_____

Any near by bodies of water with marine life?

>>5194996
I've administered mac labs before.

It's just as bad.

*** INFECT MAC ***

>>5194976

Research would probably go much faster if people weren't adding things to it all the time.

Just saying.

EXAMINE MULTI-OGANISM SELF
then
DETERMINE SELF CAPABILITIES
looking for what we are capable of. or what we're no longer capable of.

It is so far established that we can a)INFECT an organism via fluid transfer and SPREAD using our adventure as a cell as a DISEASE PROFILE.

From our adventures a s a cell we know we can b) modify our makeup and change or MUTATE our DISEASE PROFILE accordingly.

Which includes but isnt limited to c) the ABSORBtion, mimicry, and REPLACEment of native cells. and d) a system of ABSORBtion and CONVERSION of ENERGY into MATTER namely ELECTRICITY into NUTRIENTS.

Also we have e) HORMONAL CONTROLS and HORMONAL COMMUNICATION. Not to mention f) we're in the f-ing brain here. Brains control everything about an organism. Period.

Also also MULTI-SPECIES TRANSFER, MATTER TO ENERGY CONVERSION, WATER/AIR/CONTACT INFECTION, and PLANT INFECTION.
Did I forget anything?

>>5194996
>INFECT: PC
>She's using a Mac
Fuuuu-

>>5194996
Focus on continuing research

>>5194996
Beekeeper infiltration is significant enough we should be able to find information on where it sells it's honey, and other beekeepers.

Also do beekeepers organize meetings? Like if there's a bee disease going around and they have to tell other bee keepers? We could infect them all!

>INFECT: MAC
>INFECTION SUCCESSFUL

>FLOWER INFECTION: 15%

>Hivebox GROWTH: 70%
>BEEKEEPER STING STATUS: 90%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 47%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 40%

>Insert Command_____

>>5194996
Humans-
ACCESS MEMORIES: School

Wasps-
CONSTRUCT HIVE in SCHOOL, in a hidden spot rarely visited.

>>5194939
SPREAD by means already described.
CONTROL, whether partially or fully, the BRAIN of infected HUMANS.
For all other means of SPREAD, ACT NATURALLY except when instructed otherwise.
Use control over BRAIN of HUMANS to aid in RESEARCH, but do not cause HUMANS to ACT ABNORMAL.

CAT: TRAVEL across large distances, consuming FOOD to STAY ALIVE. BITE HUMANS where-ever said HUMAN is likely to NOT ATTACK, then FLEE.

>>5195027
Okay.

EXPERIMENT:
SPREAD INFECTION TO SOCKET.
SPREAD INFECTION TO FUSEBOX.
SPREAD INFECTION TO POWERLINES.
SPREAD INFECTION TO POWER GENERATOR.

>DETERMINE SELF CAPABILITIES

I was planning to do this after the research was finished so... wait until then.

>>5194944
>>5194944

I think it wouldn't be a problem. We're not strictly a virus after all, we started as a single, autonomous cell and evolved from there. We can spezialize our daughter cells to do everything a normal organism can. So, yeah, we're infinitely more dangerous Tyranids if we don't screw up.

>>5194983

Okay, now we're becoming the Beast.

>ACCESS MEMORIES: School
>High School
>Out for the day

>EXPERIMENT:
>>SPREAD INFECTION TO SOCKET.
>>SPREAD INFECTION TO FUSEBOX.
>>SPREAD INFECTION TO POWERLINES.
>>SPREAD INFECTION TO POWER GENERATOR.
>SUCCESS

>HUMANs are already aiding in RESEARCH.

>COMMAND WASPS: CONSTRUCT HIVE in SCHOOL

>COMMAND CAT: TRAVEL/INFECT NON-THREATENING LIFE

>Hivebox GROWTH: 80%
>BEEKEEPER STING STATUS: 100%
>BEEKEEPER and ASSISTANTS have been infected

>SCHOOL HIVE PRODUCTION STATUS: 10%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 55%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 45%

>Insert Command_____

beekeeper back here

>>5194938
that's either swarming or colony collapse disorder. swarming is very good, as you can usually catch them before they get very far, and only inept beekeepers think they've run. colony collapse disorder is bad, but hasn't hit me yet. I hope it never does.
>>5195025
beekeepers are REAL BIG on meetings. there's even a yearly bee-day in my area. also, county fairs.

COMMAND: CELLS: MUTATE DORMANT STATE

COMMAND: MODIFY DISEASE PROFILE: once control or psuedo control of HOST established become DORMANT unless HOST threatened/injured.

>>5195012
EXAMINE OWN ABILITIES.

Can we use the brainpower of other creatures to aid in research? If so, can we somehow TRANSMIT RESEARCH from one organism to another?

Find out what 'RESEARCH' actually means - do the organisms we control RESEARCH separately, share RESEARCH when in physical contact, or somehow transmit RESEARCH over large distances, making us more of a hive-mind?

Find out what is needed to do RESEARCH. Time? Total kilograms of infected biomatter? # of humans infected?
Once we know what we are, what RESEARCH is, how we (as a collection of many cells in many different organisms) become AWARE of RESEARCH, and what is NEEDED for RESEARCH, we can make better decisions on what to do.

So: EXAMINE OWN ABILITIES
and FIND OUT WHAT 'RESEARCH' MEANS, REQUIRES, and INVOLVES.

Await passage of time.

Infect everything within reach.

Has someone chomped on a fish yet?

Or the Earth itself? Or the underground micro flora?

>>5195073
EXCELLENT.

BEEKEEPER MEETING! NOW!

>>5195079
As a single cell it meant we learned new stuff after a while. It didnt cost us precious energy or hurt us so seemed like a really cool power.

>>5195072
>beekeeper and assistants infected

okay, that's it, I'm wearing my exterminator-getup gasmask when I work bees now. fuck your brain control viruses.

>>5195079

>EXAMINE ABILITIES: WHEN THEY'RE FINISHED RESEARCHING

>INQUIRE: RESEARCH
>Collect data on subject
>Amount of Work + Amount of People = Amount of Time needed until completion
>Research is transmitted due to long range cell communication ability

>Hivebox GROWTH: 90%
>BEEKEEPER STING STATUS: 100%
>BEEKEEPER and ASSISTANTS have been infected

>SCHOOL HIVE PRODUCTION STATUS: 20%
>FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 20%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 60%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 48%

>Insert Command_____

EXPERIMENT: Attempt to send PIGEON towards a NEARBY SETTLEMENT.

>>5195072
It looks as though, for the moment, we're using insects and small mammals as vectors to infect humans, who we then commandeer for our own research purposes.

No idea what the power thing is going to involve. How do we survive on power lines?

>>5195082

Good catch.
COMMAND INSECT ECOSYSTEM: INFECT UNDERGROUND MICRO FLORA

COMMAND PIGEON: SEEK AND INFECT LARGEST NEARBY BODY OF WATER via DEFACATION
then
COMMAND AQUATIC CELLS INFECT AQUATIC MICRO ECOSYSTEM. meaning the first things to die in a polluted waterway are the crayfish that feed on the microorganisms. we infect that subecosystem and the superecosystem is ours baby.

>>5195095

You only have yourselves to blame.

>>5195106
BEEKEEPER MEETING! INFECT OTHER BEEKEEPERS!

COMMAND: ANY AVAILABLE MAMMALIAN or AVIAN:
CROSSBREED of HOST and SELF.

ADD-COMMAND: REMAIN HIDDEN from UNINFECTED at all costs.

>COMMAND INSECT ECOSYSTEM: INFECT UNDERGROUND MICRO FLORA

>COMMAND PIGEONS: SEARCH AND INFECT LARGEST NEARBY BODY OF WATER via DEFECATION

>Hivebox GROWTH: 100%
>Hivebox has grown very large

>SCHOOL HIVE PRODUCTION STATUS: 30%
>FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 25%

>INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 10%
>PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 8%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 68%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 51%

>Insert Command_____

request:
LIST of current INFECTED ORGANISMS
LIST of current THINGS BEING RESEARCHED

>>5195142
Seconded.

>>5195134
BEEKEEPER MEETING!

BEES and PIGEONS seem ot be our primary weapons.

>>5195154
I don't like that apparently everyone wants to use my demographic as a disease transmission vector.

I ESPECIALLY don't like how well it would work, as beekeepers are migratory as a rule, due to being paid so much to pollinate crops. some go from florida to california.

what the fuck is this?!

>>5195161
THIS IS BECAUSE YOU MAKE SUCH A GOOD CASE. BY GOD. BEES ARE THE WAY TO CONQUER THE WORLD.

>>5195134

With all of our household being infected, MUTATE primary carrier. SUBSTITUTE all non-vital tissue with NEURONS. Derive nutrition from ELECTRICAL SOCKET.
Let's boost our research capabilities something fierce, folks.

>>5195162
The end.

Njoy!

>INFECTED ORGANISMs within SETTLEMENT:

>>HUMAN
>>MOST ANIMAL LIFE
>>MOST AVIAN LIFE
>>MOST BUG LIFE
>>MAC
>>SOCKET.
>>FUSEBOX.
>>POWERLINES.
>>POWER GENERATOR.

>LIST of RESEARCHES
>>CONTROLLED REPLICATION
>>REANIMATING GROWTH
>>AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS REANIMATING VIRUS
>>INFECT PLANT LIFE
>>RAPID MUTATION
>>COMPLEX MUTATION
>>SUPER-INTELLIGENCE
>>KUNG FU
>>SUPERCONDUCTIVE BRAIN SHEATHES
>>MATTER TO ENERGY CONVERSION
>>INORGANIC MATTER INFECTION

>>5195162

A quest that has evolved into sheer awesome.

>>5195176
second this will draw attention but will boast research speed 10x

>>5195174
Duh. See the X Files movie.

Once we infect POLLOCK, we're even more gold. That shit gets everywhere: Sushimi, fish stix, EVERYWHERE. All we have to do is learn SURVIVE: EXTREME TEMPERATURE.

So

INFECT AIM: POLLOCK POPULATION
ADAPT: HIGH/LOW TEMPERATURE SURVIVAL

>>5195184
BEEKEEPERS USE MEMORY AND PHONE TO CALL A MEETING OF BEEKEEPERS. COME ON. I WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD THROUGH HONEY. ALSO PHONE A BIG SHOT SUPERMARKET PERSON AND SAY YOU'VE DISCOVERED A REMARKABLE HONEY INNOVATION.

>>5195176

Mutate who specifically though? Which organism do we subsume into a big-brain?
Are there any fa/tg/uys whose massive girth we can change into electrically fueled research cells in our coterie of infected?

COMMAND EXAMINE SELF: SEEK MOST CELLULARLY MASSIVE HOST

>>5195161
You havent been in regular contact with Federal security agencies since 9/11 to help protect vital parts of the economy & infrastructure?!?

>>5195176
We'd need RESEARCH to find out how the fuck to do that.

Requesting list of INFECTED ORGANISMS
Requesting list of RESEARCH TOPICS

And it says that Research is based on # of people currently subverted.
We should try to INFECT people, but without being DETECTED. Then, AFTER RESEARCH FINISHES, we can:
#1: Determine what kind of organism would be a "Research Centre".
#2: Determine how to turn organisms into "Research centres"
#3: Do the above to infected organisms.

>>5195198
We already camn survive highlow temps and radiation. Not even a nuke could stop us now.

>MUTATE: OWNER
>SUBSTITUTE: NON-VITAL TISSUE with NEURONS.
>OBTAIN: NUTRITION from ELECTRICAL SOCKET.

>SCHOOL HIVE PRODUCTION STATUS: 40%
>FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 30%

>INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 18%
>PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 14%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 75%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 58%

>Insert Command_____

>>5195210
why would I need to contact them? so they can be all like OMG and make it so I can't be a migratory beekeeper?

>>5195174
>>5195205
gah, viruses are stealing my world domination plan!

I have to beat them to the punch! somehow!

>>5195213

I already gave a list.

>>5195213
No. We already know how to turn ourselves from SELF cells into OTHER cells from our cell adventure. Its part of how we control brains.

Right.
We have infected OWNER'S MAC, OWNER'S MAC'S PLUG SOCKET, OWNER'S FUSEBOX, LOCAL POWERLINES and the LOCAL POWER GENERATOR.
We must now infect ENTIRE LOCAL ELECTRICAL SYSTEM.
INITIATE PLAN.

>>5195222
Command: WAIT.

Use CURRENT INFECTED ORGANISMS to INFECT HUMANS, if possible. Seems we're already doing this, so CONTINUE DOING.
Attempt to AVOID DETECTION by having organisms ACT NORMAL or at least close to normal.

Possible future topics for RESEARCH:
#1: Determine what kind of organism would be a "Research Centre".
#2: Determine how to turn organisms into "Research centres"
#3: Do the above to certain infected organisms based upon #1 and #2.

But, since this would add even more research to the current list, it's best to INFECT HUMANS, INFECT HUMAN MINDS, USE HUMAN MINDS TO AID IN CURRENT RESEARCH, and WAIT.

just infect the ground water and / or let the birds travel great distances, infecting stuff in their wake

>INFECT: LOCAL ELECTRICAL SYSTEM

>LES INFECTION STATUS: 5%
>SCHOOL HIVE PRODUCTION STATUS: 50%
>FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 35%

>INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 18%
>PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 14%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 83%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 62%

>Insert Command_____

>>5195243
Why restrict ourselves locally? Goal: entire powergrid. They'd be facing one fucking huge dilemma if they ever found out the source of that particular infection. Do they take down all of their power, rendering them so much more vulnerable to other forms of attack, or do they keep it running and letting shit run amuck while trying to find a way to stop it?

COMMAND: INFECTED FLY POPULATION:
ADJUST BEHAVIOR: ONLY HUMAN RELATED FOODS

That should increase our INFECTION RATE by quite a bit. See below.

Each female fly can lay approximately 500 eggs in several batches of about 75 to 150, eggs [1]. The eggs are white and are about 1.2 mm in length. Within a day, larvae (maggots) hatch from the eggs; they live and feed in (usually dead and decaying) organic material, such as garbage or faeces. Some 36 hours after having emerged from the pupa, the female is receptive for mating.

>>5195223
Well it's taking a lot of time for us to put our plan in action. Come on, all we need to do is get on the phone.

BEEKEEPER TOOLTIP: bees travel one or two miles in search of food, but may go up to ten miles in harsh times.

>>5195267
Once we have one powergrid, we take over a few cities.

BAM. ZOMBIE NATION

>>5195267
>>5195274

I'd rather advise that we lay low for a bit. We're probably still not smart and tough enough to survive detection, especially considering that we seem to be heading towards the grey goo scenario, and everybody with half a mind would nuke the area in an instant.

>>5195133
What about this OP?

>>5195268
I support this

Infection Style: EMAIL

>COMMAND BEEKEEPER: CALL other BEEKEEPERS for MEETING

>COMMAND FLYs - ADJUST BEHAVIOR: LAY in HUMAN FOODS ONLY

>LES INFECTION STATUS: 10%
>SCHOOL HIVE PRODUCTION STATUS: 60%
>FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 40%
>BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

>INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 23%
>PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 20%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 88%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 65%

>Insert Command_____

>>5195298
We're immune to heat and radiation. Why fear a nuke?

>>5195284
I love bees so much right now. Just... so much. Infect in a ten mile radius in all directions.

Queue Research: Soundwave Hypnosis.

After its complition call Al Gore, take him under your temporary controll and let him do a promotional stunt in your city. Infect every person that comes with him and attatch infected fauna and flora to the vehicles.

Drive into different directions, prefferably into different towns and lets start over but now with 10 towns at once and over 9000 people.

>>5195302

Elaborate on what exactly it means. I mean, I get the gist, but I still don't completely understand.

>>5195267
We want a local powerhouse first of all. Then we spread.

When LOCAL ELECTRICAL SYSTEM is INFECTED, initiate INFECTION of ENTIRE NATIONAL POWERGRID.

>>5195311
the initial blast will still harm/kill uss

>>5195311
You can't be immune to your ATOMS SPLITTING.

>>5195284
What do bees need in order to found a new colony? How long does this take? How many bees are needed?
This could help us create a backup in case something happens to wherever we are right now.

>>5195311

I don't think we're immune to radiation and heat on such a massive scale. If we were.. well.. we could infect the fucking sun.

>>5195133
Seconding EXPERIMENT CROSSBREED.
Via ADD-COMMAND: SUBSTITUTE HALF NECESSARY HOST DNA for SELF DNA.

With cell control we should be able to pull this off but WTF would be the result?

>>5195306
>Infection Style: CHANS

Fixed that for you.

>>5195311
there's heat, and then there's HEAT...

>>5195330
Atom bombs don't split atoms in the blast, dumbass, the blast is made by splitting atoms. The result is the universe going HEY and making a big fuss about it.

>>5195310
Well this is good. Can't really think of anything else until Research completes. When that's done I guess we move onto phase 2?

We could do the Skynet option.

Let's look for a military base.

>>5195310
When BEEKEEPERS COME say they should try this honey, it's superawesome. When infected, make them think it WAS better honey.

Regarding the infection of the power supply and anything electricity related. Right now we are "only" getting nutrition from those things right?

>>5195331
the bees require a new QUEEN, and enough POPULATION. a queen takes 13-16 days to produce (a worker takes around 20, and a male takes around 25.)

When the new QUEEN CELLS are laid, the old queen leaves the hive with half the hive population to found a new hive. The queens hatch soon after, and the first one to hatch kills the others, takes a mating flight, and then assumes control of the hive.

the old queen who started a new hive will mostly be allright on its own- it will find a covered area, and begin production of the hive. Wax combs will be made in a matter of days, in weeks there will start being honey available.

>>5195374

Technically.

>>5195343
The energy released will mess with shit on the atomic level where the bomb hits.

>>5195361

Oh, that's smart. Everybody tasting the honey will be made to think it was the fucking heroin of honeys. Word-of-mouth will spread, and... yes.

>EXPERIMENT: CROSS-BREED
>DETERMINE DESIRED BREEDS

>>5195377
We're omni infectional. We can just go after everything. Apparently even the soil.

We'll build a statue to the bees after all this is over.

Meanwhile - *everything*

>>5195382
Yeah, this is the problem that I thought we would have.

The reason why we're going so slowly is because we're going "LOLSPREADEVERYWHERE" and not bothering to do anything to FUEL this growth.

An army can't march on an empty stomach.

>>5195408
CONSUME ENERGY from INFECTED HOSTS and DIVIDE to INCREASE NUMBER OF INFECTED CELLS, maybe?

>>5195408
That's why we need an entire town. Sustainable infrastructure, at least for a time.

>>5195400
Attempt to create a HYBRID of ORIGINAL HUMAN DNA and THE INFECTION.

>>5195408
well, several of us have argued against this rampant growth, and there seems to be a significant faction of people who want to just hunker down and increase infection density a while. sound good?

>>5195431
This is totally not gonna work

>>5195427
Enter shoggoth?

>>5195427
Numbnuts, we're already divided.
We're dividing like there's no tomorrow but we're not technically feeding off of anything. The only healthy infection is the infection in the local electrical system.

Why do we need humans to be self sufficient? A little tampering with the human digestion system, and we can essentially have our animals feed our human hosts, with no life loss.

>EXPERIMENT: CROSS BREED
>HUMAN AND INFECTION
>BREED SUCCESSFUL
>Skin is grotesque black, like rot, where INFECTION is.
>OWNER's STRENGTH has increased
>OWNER has learned INFECTION based abilities

>LES INFECTION STATUS: 15%
>SCHOOL HIVE PRODUCTION STATUS: 70%
>FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 45%
>BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

>INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 28%
>PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 22%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 95%
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 67%

>Insert Command_____

>>5195442
Don't the pidgeons, bees, cat, humans, insects etc. eat things?

ALL EXCEPT POWER LINE INFECTION WAIT until RESEARCH MATTER TO ENERGY CONVERSION is finished.
POWER LINE INFECTION compare NUTRITION AVAILABLE to NUTRITION NEEDED

>>5195459
maintaining low profile

>>5195461
CROSS BRRED: HIDE infected SKIN, if not possible, HIDE SELF

>>5195462
right now I think we're ONLY having them infect or something.

we should issue more ACT NORMAL commands. though, the bees are well fed.

>>5195461
Hide hybrid in place where rapid disposal is possible. If anyone asks, kill self to avoid detection.

>>5195431

We started as a single awesome cell. That cell has DNA. using our awesome cellular control we combine that cells capabilities with those of the bipedal sentent human.

We make a babyy who is half awsoeme SELF cell and half HUMAN.

What do we get? I'm not sure thats why its called an experiment. A HUMAN capable of control over its cellular functions would be the bare minimum result though im sure.

>>5195461
CROSS BREED ANTS WITH BEES.

ULTIMATE AVATARS OF US.

>>5195461
Fuck.

Yeah i think people are going to notice that shit now. Bad move guys.

>>5195482
>A HUMAN capable of control over its cellular functions
>control over its cellular functions
>could theoretically free itself of any infection
>we are an infection

Leeeeet's not do this.

>>5195481
Thats already an established command luckily.

>>5195482
The bare minimum would be an unstable mess of cells that are unable to survive but it could be even worse like a beeing we can't control (or not enought) that somehow (see skin) gives us away.

We need to covertly infect MUCH more before we start making warriors to root out the final bastions of humanity. Focus on spreading without detection so it would be insanely difficult to get at us. We're just one village after all. We need at least a continent.

>>5195489
>>5195489
>>5195489
>>5195489
>>5195489

>COMMAND OWNER: HIDE INFECTED SKIN
>OWNER CHANGES CLOTHES


>LES INFECTION STATUS: 20%
>SCHOOL HIVE PRODUCTION STATUS: 80%
>FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 50%
>BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

>INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 32%
>PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 25%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 100%
>RESEARCH COMPLETE
>LEARNED:
>>CONTROLLED REPLICATION
>>REANIMATING GROWTH
>>AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS REANIMATING VIRUS
>>INFECT PLANT LIFE
>>RAPID MUTATION
>>COMPLEX MUTATION
>>SUPER-INTELLIGENCE
>>KUNG FU
>>SUPERCONDUCTIVE BRAIN SHEATHES
>>MATTER TO ENERGY CONVERSION
>>INORGANIC MATTER INFECTION
>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 70%

>Insert Command_____

COMMAND: EXAMINE HYBRID CAPABILITIES
COMMAND EXAMINE HYBRID IMMUNITIES
COMMAND EXAMINE HYBRID STATUS
COMMAND EXAMINE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SELF and HYBRID

>>5195509
>>RAPID MUTATION
>>COMPLEX MUTATION
>>SUPER-INTELLIGENCE
MIND = BLOWN

>>5195461
Firstly, Owner needs to learn how to hide and seem more human.

Secondly, we need to set up trap for the beekeeper meeting.

Third, we need more food and energy.

COMMAND: DETERMINE SETTLMENT RELATION TO OCEAN IN DISTANCE

>>5195489
beekeeper here.

DO THIS NINE THOUSAND TIMES>

>>5195509

It was fucking worth the wait.

>>5195509
FEED INFECTION
...
INFECT EVERYTHING

New topics of research:
#1: Find out how to transform an infected organism into a RESEARCH POWERHOUSE, to best aid us in research.
#2: Develop Flying Photosynthetic Parasite that can fly forever and infect what it touches. Focus on making this parasite as small as possible.
#3: Find ways to Gain Energy / Gain Food for us.

For those that don't seem to get it. While the hybrid actually "works" it's still the most treatening thing to us right now. The infection was, so far, pretty much invisible however the skin of the hybrid clearly indicates SOMETHING and that something is us. So stop (human) hybrid production and experiments for now.

COMMAND HYBRID: GOTO bathroom, lock DOOR
EXPERIMENT: HYBRID MATTER TO ENERGY CONVERSION. Convert TOILET PAPER TO ENERGY

Tell me what is this /tg/ i need to know!

>>5195556
cell quest.

we started as a single cell, and so far we've worked our way to this.

What the fuck is going on?

>>5195556

A quest that started with a single, determined cell in the body of a cat.

>EXPERIMENT: HYBRIDIZATION
>BEEs and ANTs
>FUSION SUCCESSFUL
>BANTEES

>EXAMINE HYBRID CAPABILITIES
>>SEE RESEARCHES
EXAMINE HYBRID IMMUNITIES
>>HIV/AIDS, AVERAGE IMMUNIZATIONS
>EXAMINE HYBRID STATUS
>>HUNGRY
>EXAMINE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SELF and HYBRID
>>OWNER rejects INFECTION

>LES INFECTION STATUS: 30%
>SCHOOL HIVE PRODUCTION STATUS: 90%
>FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 55%
>BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

>INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 40%
>PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 32%

>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 72%

>Insert Command_____

>>5195553
yes, but this is good news.

What we need to do is infect waterborne animals, and airborne animals, and then amass them and send them.
this will give planetary conquest.

and then, we will have enough time to adapt to a non-atmospheric environment, and EAT THE FUCK OUT OF SPACE.

>>5195509

Can we use computers to aide in research and information gathering (Out side of humans using them)?

Also, I'd like to toss out an idea.

Since information is shared in our hivemind, and we use humans to do research, could we possibly form Brain Creatures? Or something that assists in research that is formed from organic mass?

Damn you /tg/ and your awesome quests. It's 3 in the morning right now and I thought about going to sleep 2 hours ago. Now not only do I fear bees, infections, beekeeper meeting and honey more then ever I also am unable to sleep until we control at least this settlement.

>>5195585
INIATE the INFECTION of LOCAL LANDMASS.

>>5195585
>>5195585

>>OWNER rejects INFECTION

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

ALL FORCES, DESTROY HYBRID
WE CAN'T ALLOW IT TO ESCAPE

>>5195585
BANTEES: Reproduce like mad!

RESEARCH ASSIMILATION of the following:
(regardless of host type)
ALL of HOSTS KNOWLEDGE
DNA RESTRUCTURING

Also RESEARCH the following:
HOST ENHANCEMENT SYSTEM (meaning we make our hosts as physically fit as they can be)
ATOM SMASHING (just the knowledge of such)
SUB-CELLULAR MATTER MANIPULATION (so potentially our cells could divide an atom given enough energy)
GRAVITON and CHRONAL AWARENESS (so we know what TIME and GRAVITY are composed of physically)

>>5195585
>BANTEES

oh god yes. engage production of honey-preserved meat-gel as a pollen suppliment- I use something similar to boost my bee brood numbers.

additionally, elaborate on the OWNER rejecting INFECTION.

EXAMINE HYBRID IMMUNITIES
>>HIV/AIDS, AVERAGE IMMUNIZATIONS

Ladies and gentleman,
we have just found the cure for AIDS.
Why don't we just sell ourselves as that and then infect everyone as it is given as a cure?

>>5195599

I should explain. While you do have control over OWNER, she still does not accept you.

If that makes any sense.

>>5195589
>could we possibly form Brain Creatures? Or something that assists in research that is formed from organic mass?

I'm very certain of that. We have rapid and complex mutation, multicellular bodies are our plaything.

>>5195615
Orders for the OWNER then:
Attempt to ASSIMILATE the DNA of BEES.
Focus on ASSIMILATING the REPRODUCTION method of BEES.
Produce ADDITIONAL HYBRIDS.

>>5195615

It does.
I'm still saying we should keep her locked away.

>>5195615
Add the following conditions to OWNER
IF thinking about INFECTION, then INFLUENCE DOPAMINE to set MOOD to HAPPY.
IF thinking about INFECTING OTHERS, then INFLUENCE DOPAMINE to set MOOD to HAPPY.

All this bitch needs is some positive reinforcement.

Also, COMMAND CAT to NUZZLE and LICK OWNER

So what's going on now?

We're a bunch of bees, a beekeeper(?), a pidgeon and now a human hybrid something?

Nigga wut.

>>5195585
GAIN NUTRITION, GAIN ENERGY.
That is:
CONSUME.

RESEARCH how to best do the following:
A: GAIN NUTRITION and GAIN ENERGY for us. That is, how to CONSUME. Apply no limits to this research beyond feeding the HUNGER.
B: How to CREATE a RESEARCH ORGANISM, something to aid us in research, or power our research.
C: Construction of a Photosynthetic Bantee that can fly forever and infect what it touches without needing any energy besides what the sun gives it.

>>5195615
I still dont get it. Accept us how? Ethically? Physically? Psychically? Chemically?

>>5195615
ah, i see, the OWNER is still sentient and has 'feelings'.
I say we kill her.

>>5195637
We're bees, ants, the local powergrid, several humans, a mutant hybrid, pigeons, trees, flowers and eventually, the land itself.

>>5195615

ATTEMPT COMMUNICATE.

>COMMAND BANTEES: REPRODUCE
>COMMAND OWNER/INFECTION: go to BATHROOM/LOCK DOOR

>EXPERIMENT: MATTER TO ENERGY CONVERSION.
>>TOILET PAPER TO ENERGY
>SUCCESS

>LES INFECTION STATUS: 35%
>SCHOOL HIVE PRODUCTION STATUS: 100%
>>School has been hived
>FLOWER INFECTION STATUS: 65%
>BEEKEEPER MEETING: TOMORROW

>INSECT INFECTION STATUS: 45%
>PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 38%

>INFECTION STATUS (settlement): 75%

OWNER = cat or ronery girl?

>>5195637

We're also in the plants, in the insects, in the power grid, and in three-quarters of the city's population.

I missed the earlier thread(s) but I assume we are on Earth in a pressent day scenario. What we are most certanly unaware are the cababilitys of the ABC-troops and various goverment and non-goverment controlled troops, research teams and technology that could stop us. Right now many here seem to feel that we are pretty powerfull right now because we could probably survive an atomic bomb however this doens't protect us from other possible treads.

Therefore:
EXAMINE ENERGY AVAIBLE / ENERGY NEEDED and NUTRITION AVAIBLE / NUTRITION AVAIBLE of ALL INFECTED
EXAMINE BANTEES SOCIAL STRUCTURE, BANTEES IMMUNITYS, BANTEES REPRODUCTION CYCLE
COMMAND BANTLEES AVOID HUMANS.

>>5195651

Girl. The cat, I believe, is infecting people.

>>5195643
No. We need to determine whether hybrids between us and humans are a good idea, and this one is a good test model. If we can bring her to accept, and even like us, and infecting others, it may be beneficial. Watch and experiment further with the test subject.

We are Hungry. We must eat. It is irrelevant exactly what. We must FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.
FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.FEED HUNGER. CONSUME.

>>5195649
EXPERIMENT: Convert USELESS OBJECTS into ENERGY.
Convert resulting ENERGY into INFECTION.
REPEAT.

>>5195649
Do
>>5195608
To help goal of MOAR BANTEES.

>>5195641

She's being controlled, as you well know. Her body and mind is rejecting you, like how a normal person "fights off" a sickness.

>>5195661

Why would we do that? The purpose of a living thing is to survive. Inevitably, we would survive better putting our purposes to achieving true cumulative immortality-keeping the humans from destroying us, making the world comfortable, protecting against alien invasion, spreading to planets, preventing explosion of the sun, etc.

>>5195649
COMMAND WASP HIVE B
STING all HUMANS on/in SCHOOL

IF you wan't to continue producing human hybrids (or anyhting bigger then insects like dogs) you need to make sure you have the isolated (OWNER can do this probably). In case the hybrid is instable, insane or otherwise suspicious.

>>5195680
We can do two things.
After all, we can apparently convert stuff to energy now.

new thread: >>5195691

>>INORGANIC MATTER INFECTION

Let's put that to use. Infect the soil and keep digging down.
Even if they nuke and exterminate the surface-us, we'll have a colony of US far down in the crust. Fuckers'll never reach us.