proceed to infect bees

explode bees

Summon the Demigod Butt

Bees are already infected.

Have the BANTEES expand to other nearby SETTLEMENTS and create HIVES there.

>>5201816
You mean Beekeepers. We've infected town bees. Now to spread to beekeepers, so we may infect their bees.

CONQUER THE WORLD THROUGH HONEY. ARRANGE MEETING WITH MARKET REPRESENTATIVES. SERVE OUR HONEY TO BEEKEEPER GUESTS.

Also how many Bantees are there at the moment? How long can they spread? Tell them to spread in groups large enough to build new colonies as far as they can go.

>>5201830
Beekeepers are also 100% infected already.

>>5201830

BANTEEs have been reproducing rapidly through your orders. Distance wise, they could probably make it to settlements next to you, but not much farther than that.

>>5201841
Have the BANTEES go to OTHER SETTLEMENTS and create HIVES.

>>5201841
Excellent. Split the amount of bantees into two and send half to the next settlement.
>>5201840
The Beekeepers that are going to visit the Infected Beekeepers. Have they arrived yet?

I have no idea what is going on in this thread.

Have the BANTEES evolve into BANSHEES. Send gorgeous women at your enemies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAmJEqBSBqI&feature=related

>BEEKEEPER MEETING
>>HONEY is fed to fellow BEEKEEPERS
>>THERE IS A CONSENSUS OF GOOD TASTE; HONEY WILL BE SHIPPED

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 10%
>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>LES INFECTION STATUS: 95%

>PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 95%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 70%

>Insert Command_____

>>5201866

How is Selene? Has she found a name for us yet?

Gather biomass and create tenacles.

>>5201858

Thread 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5191845/
Thread 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5193370/
Thread 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5194552/
Thread 4: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5195691/

>>5201866
ESTIMATION of what percentage of BEEKEEPER INFECTION is needed to make them cough/breathe all over their bees?

COMMUNICATE: Selene

"Good morning. How are you today, Selene?"

>COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE
>How are you today?
>>Fine... I guess...
>SELENE w/ INFECTION COMPATIBILITY: 12%

>COMMAND BANTEES - FLY: SETTLEMENT 3
>DISTANCE t/ NEXT SETTLEMENT: 18%

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 10%
>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>LES INFECTION STATUS: 100%
>>You have infected the Local Electrical System.

>PIGEON INFECTION STATUS: 100%
>>Pigeons have infected nearest largest body of water and the underwater life; it's the lake of a nearby settlement.

>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 4%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 80%

>Insert Command_____

>>5201894

>ESTIMATION: 80%

>>5201918
"Have you thought of a name for us yet, Selene? If you haven't, it's okay. We can wait."

oh man, more of these threads.

Allright, let's see here. we didn't have enough energy to revive a pidgeon before. let's drop an ant into a power converter and see if we can bring it back to like.

COMMAND: some bantee, go and lick power converters until terminal consequences. attempt revivification.

>>5201918
PIGEONS split into groups.

ONE infect POND.
TWO find FARMS. Not BEE FARMS. NORMAL FARMS.

All to plan.

>>5201918
Infect REGIONAL POWERGRID.

Begin to MUTATE BEES to make HONEY SUPER DELICIOUS. And ADDICTIVE. Cocaine, canine and nicotine all mixed together, addictive.

>>5201942
you know, I very much doubt if this is a "plan".

it's more of a... series of opporotunities.

>>5201975
Beekeeper tooltip:

Bees can gather many things from the wild- they are even known to make a green honey from aphids, when there are enough of them. However, they generally CAN'T just make a new chemical from scratch. thus, they must retrieve things they want from outside of the hive, unless you want to mutate them enough to give 'em an extra pair of wax glands and then make those do what you want.

>COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE
>Have you thought us a name?
>>I haven't... how is... Heaven? I'm sorry, but I can't think of anything else.

>SELENE w/ INFECTION COMPATIBILITY: 15%

>COMMAND BANTEES - FLY: SETTLEMENT 3
>DISTANCE t/ NEXT SETTLEMENT: 25%

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 20%
>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 7%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 100%
>>LEARNED:
>>>LOCALIZED TIME MANIPULATION (Henshin a go go, baby)
>>>ANTIBODIES/IMMUNITIES to NUKE EXPLOSION. >>>SOCIOLOGICAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL COOPERATION

>Insert Command_____

>>5201982
I don't know, we've a few loose plans.

Create cult from Human hybrid.
Spread using Bantees.
Enslave using Honey.

>>5201996
engage LOCAL TIME MANIPULATION on... a plastic bag. turn it to MAXIMUM. let's see how hax we really are.

>>5201996
>>5201993
Using BEEKEEPER advice, get BEEKEEPER to buy some cigs and have BEES extract nicotine from them. then use Nicotine and mix into Honey.

MAKE ADDICTIVE HONEY.

CONQUER WORLD.

>>5201996
"What a lovely name! In that case, we are Heaven and we shall make Heaven. If there's anything you wish for, say and Heaven shall provide."

>COMMAND PIGEONS - INFECT: FARMS
>>SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 10%

>INFECT: REGIONAL POWER GRID
>>RPG INFECTION STATUS: 5%

>DISTANCE t/ NEXT SETTLEMENT: 30%

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 25%
>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 10%

>Insert Command_____

>>5202016
Get some alcohol too, add it to the honey. Just for fun.

>>5201999

I heard universal domination at one time.

>>5202032
Well that's more a GOAL than a PLAN.

Research: BIOTECHNOLOGICAL ASSIMILATION

Any technology we infect, we should be able to replicate with infection cells.

>>5202028
beekeeper tooltip. again.: Honey naturally ferments into mead, an alcoholic beverage described as a "honey wine" when its moisture content raises too high. it is generally unhealthy for the bees though, as drunk bees aren't too productive.

>ACTIVATE: LOCAL TIME MANIPULATION to PLASTIC BAG
>>Nothing happens. Maybe if you moved the bag?

>COMMAND BEEKEEPER: ADD ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCES to HONEY
>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 30%
>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>>SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 20%

>INFECT: REGIONAL POWER GRID
>>RPG INFECTION STATUS: 10%

>DISTANCE t/ NEXT SETTLEMENT: 30%

>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 14%

>Insert Command_____

YOUR TALK OF INFECTION EXCITES ME

SO I LISTEN TO THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGwZgjOHNeo&feature=channel

>>5202056
re-engage PLASTIC TEMPORAL RELOCATION at a more filthy location. try a garbage bin.

>>5202049
Good. So only mix Nicotine in. And command Bees to stay out the way of Honey Wine.

>>5202066

Out all of your abilities, is temporal relocation one of them?

>>5202089
oh shit.

I meant LOCAL TIME MANIPULATION. use THAT on the bag after you move it to a bin.

Gentlemen. I propose that we are now mighty enough to infect... the INTERNET. Use infected MAC to achieve this goal.

>>5202049
What if you're COVERED in drunk BEES?!

>>5202103
impossible!

macs don't connect to the internet!

>>5202103
No. At this stage, we're still cell-based.

We're a biological vius, not a computer virus.

>>5202105
as a beekeeper, I can firmly say I have done SOMETHING WRONG if I am covered in drunken bees.

>>5202117
>>5202105
Crap, forgot my pic.

>RESEARCH: BIOTECHNOLOGICAL ASSIMILATION

>ACTIVATE: LOCAL TIME MANIPULATION to MOVING PLASTIC BAG
>>The bag falls incredibly slow - unnaturally slow.

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 40%

>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>>SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 23%

>>RPG INFECTION STATUS: 15%

>DISTANCE t/ NEXT SETTLEMENT: 30%

>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 14%
>RESEARCH STATUS: 15%

>Insert Command_____

>>5202107
We've infected every electrical appliance in the entire settlement, as well as the local powerplant and we're feasting on the energy it supplies us.

>>5202112
Well research into programming a computer version of us.

>>5202128
How big is the NICOTINE to HONEY ratio?

Beekeeper, what would be the best ratio for our goal of enslaving humanity with delicious honey. Also
>>5201996
"And she's buying a stairway to heaven"

Lets build a huge image of ourselves, out of PUS

>>5202132
Fine. Once we've produced an INFECTION MAC we can use it to design COMPUTER VIRUS.

>>5202154
...What the hell do we even look like? We're just a hyper-intelligent cell. Wouldn't look too impressive.

No... let us build a false image. A better image. We're Heaven aren't we? So how about some big fancy gates.

>>5202150
>enslaving humanity with honey

step one: control bees

step two: threaten to take them away and collapse agriculture if needs are not met.

step three: take them away for a bit when they laugh at you

step four: the world is your bitch.


remember kids, 1/2-3/4 of food production is reliant on bee pollination!

>>5202128
Test Local Time Manipulation upon larger/heavier moving objects until we know what the limits are.

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 50%

>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>>SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 30%

>>RPG INFECTION STATUS: 20%

>DISTANCE t/ NEXT SETTLEMENT: 40%

>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 17%
>RESEARCH ADDED
>RESEARCH STATUS: 15%

>You have been noticed.

>Insert Command_____

>>5202171
We've yet to get them all, Mr Beekeeper. We will do so soon. But for the moment... we must want EVERYONE to have our special INFECTION HONEY.

Anyone know anything about nicotine and stuff?

>>You have been noticed.
What?! by what? by who?

>>5202190
WHAT.

WHO HAS NOTICED US.

HOW.

>You have been noticed.

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

>>5202191
I don't know nothin' bout no dang ol' nicotine.

>>5202190
>you have been noticed

wat

ohshitohshit

how do we even KNOW that?

>EXAMINE: THREAT SITUATION
>>SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY OF INDIVIDUAL
>>TESTED
>>IRREGULARITIES FOUND
>>PROTOCOL DEFCON5 ACTIVATED
>>IRREGULARITIES GONE

>You are no longer noticed.

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 60%

>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>>SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 34%

>>RPG INFECTION STATUS: 25%

>DISTANCE t/ NEXT SETTLEMENT: 50%

>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 20%
>RESEARCH STATUS: 25%

>Insert Command_____

>>5202216
Welp it was worth a try. Time for wikipedia to make me an INTERNET EXPERT on the subject.

The internet had proven to be unhelpful. Fuck it. 10 % of Honey to be Nicotine. That should be more and enough to get people hooked.

>>5202238
engage BEE scouting! identify whoever noticed us!

>>5202238
WHO WAS IT. WHO SUSPECTED.

>>5202238
Sort through all information on subject that was acting suspicious. How were they acting diffriently from normal, what sort of testing they may have been subjected to before DEFCON 5 was implemented. Was the subject aware of our presence?

COMMAND BEEs - SCOUT: IDENTIFY PREVIOUS THREAT

IDENTIFICATION STATUS: 15%

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 65%

>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>>SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 45%

>>RPG INFECTION STATUS: 30%

>DISTANCE t/ NEXT SETTLEMENT: 60%

>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 23%
>RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

>Insert Command_____

>>5202253
I think 10% would be lethal. 150-200 parts per million would probably be enough.

>>5202276
Fair enough. We shall do this. BEES, commence adding NICOTINE to HONEY MAKING process. Remember to take care with how much you use!

>>5202274
COMMUNICATE: Selene
"If there is anything that you wish for, Selene, just ask and Heaven will provide."

>>5202344
While we're at it ask Selene where we are, which country, information on the region, society and stuff.

Ok, it seems like we're getting large enough to attract attention.
The subtle approach is probably not going to get us much further...at the least we need to draw attention away from the 'Infection Via Bees' plan.

So I propose we somehow create a viable combat form with which to stir up shit and distract anything that interferes with us. Maybe utilize the DNA of the CAT and cross it with the BANTEES? And if we get RAT DNA we could probably create smaller organisms with which to spread and harvest matter on a larger scale. We need to scale everything up!

>>5202369
We've basically infected everything in an entire settlement. Also, no need to go on the offensive yet.

Let's remain secretive... At least until we've infected the entire national powergrid.

Then I have a plan that will disable the entire nation.

>>5202369
combine STINGING UTENSILS of BANTEES and WASPS, for a more effective hybrid. I think that alone would be more than enough for a combat form.

>>5202389
It pays to be prepared. What happens if some smart ass who hasn't been infected yet catches on, spreads the word and then the National Guard gets sent in? Having a dozen or so stables of voracious killing organisms hidden away in some basements won't hurt.
It pays to be prepared.

>>5202416

You've forgotten what we're capable of, but I get what you're saying.

You guys are going to have to wait 20 more minutes for the next part. Fiancee won't let me do anything until I mow the lawn.

Can't never do nothin'...

>>5202416
We can convert matter into energy and energy into matter.
We can also infect non-organic objects.

So, when the National Guard come rolling in on OUR soil, we simply convert them and everything they bring with them into the Heaven infection.

There's no way we can lose at this stage.

>>5202464
On Earth. Our goals are so much grander, though. There may be threats still beyond the stars.

>>5202481
So when we infect the entire problem, we use assimilated science to locate planets with a high chance of carrying life. We build a gigantic cannon that shoots a large lump of our biomass - preferably infected soil - towards the planet's location.
Soil breaks up and burns up upon entering the planet's atmosphere but we're immune to such feeble heat.
The result? The scattering of the soil spreads the infection over a vast area, allowing for new infection to begin.
Even if there's no life, we can still infect the soil and convert it into the infection.

>>5202512
Indeed. Problems occur if we encounter a highly advanced race who doesn't want any of our shit. Or, worse, a rival disease such as us.

Then we have to have inter-galactic or even universe spanning war.

>>5202481
>>5202512
>>5202531
Brainwave. Convert the mass of the Moon to energy. Then Mars. Then all the other planets. Then convert the energy of the Sun into Mass - Bio-Ships, to be precise.

>>5202531
actually, worst case scenario I think is landing on a planet that has a race of non-matter/energy beings. Maybe they're made of time or something.

>>5202556
We need:
a) a method of storing this energy
b) to instantly convert the energy back into matter - specifically, the mater must be the infection and the infection must be arranged in the complex form of a bioship.

>>5202567
We can already distort time and we can convert energy into mass.

Both of those creatures are vulnerable to our predatory nature.

>>5202589
allright how about... antimatter.... beings?

or possibly extra-universal entities?

Idunno, thinking of xenology is hard.

So our biggest threats are:
1. Advanced race that has technology sufficient enough to counter-act our fucking with time, mass, energy and general infection.
2. Something very similar to us.

>>5202589
>>5202610
Essentially we're screwed if we encounter something like us with all our capabilities. Then it's ON.

>>5202620
Why do I have the feeling we're going to end up destroying the universe.

>>5202610

Antimatter is just normal matter with opposite electrical charge. We'll have no problem fucking with that.

>COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE:
>If there is anything that you wish for, Selene, just ask and Heaven will provide.
>>I'm fine, don't worry about it.

>SELENE w/ INFECTION COMPATIBILITY: 20%

>IDENTIFICATION STATUS: 40%

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 77%

>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>>SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 55%

>>RPG INFECTION STATUS: 40%

>DISTANCE t/ NEXT SETTLEMENT: 80%

>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 27%
>RESEARCH STATUS: 60%

>Insert Command_____

>>5202728
Heaven now requires something from you, Selene. Where are we? What can you tell us about this place, your society?

Also have the BEEs begun NICOTINE HONEY yet? We need enough to ship in 3 days time.

>>5202707
Because that would be AWESOME

guys, I'm sorry, but this quest almost FORCES me to go play system shock. I won't be contributing for a while.

>>5202761

They have.

>COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE

>Heaven now requires something from you, Selene. Where are we? What can you tell us about this place, your society?

>>Uhm... we're in an isolated part of the state of New York.

>IDENTIFICATION STATUS: 60%

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 80%

>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>>SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 60%

>>RPG INFECTION STATUS: 45%

>DISTANCE t/ NEXT SETTLEMENT: 90%

>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 30%
>RESEARCH STATUS: 70%

>Insert Command_____

>>5202833
Anyway what is your job, Selene?

Laugh manically to self. If cells can. Make sure she doesn't hear you though. New York, eh? What a stroke of luck.

>COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE

>What is your job, Selene?
>>I don't work... I'm a Junior (11th) in High School.

>IDENTIFICATION STATUS: 80%

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 90%

>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>>SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 70%

>>RPG INFECTION STATUS: 50%

>DISTANCE t/ NEXT SETTLEMENT: 100%
>>SETTLEMENT 2 has been reached.
>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 34%
>RESEARCH STATUS: 80%

>Insert Command_____

Note: I chose New York by throwing a dart at a map.

>>5202833
engage DEFCON 5 procedures on those being identified, damnit!

also, combat abominations, we're gonna need those quick. tell me, what are the biggest animals we've infected?

>>5202891
Ah. What do your parents do?

Also now we know we're in FRICKING NEW YORK, PIGEONS go the main parts of the city! How many people live in New York? There must be loads! Crap, breathe and spit everywhere.

I mean really. This is quite lucky. Thank you dart.

>>5202904

Identification percentage are BEEs investigating the person who previously identified the infection.

Attempt to further conceal Selene's state as a hybrid.

Attempt to MASSIVELY INFECT the brains of the physically strongest human individuals in Settlement 1.

Do not stop until we can have absolute, perfect control over their bodies.

We're an entire village/towns amount of superintelligent people that we can research through. WE ARE EFFICIENCY COME TO LIFE.

RESEARCH into the creation of organic CARBON NANOTUBES

EXPERIMENT: HYBRID of SELF and DOG
Let's start making our weapons, eh?

INFECT DANDELIONS
ACTIVATE TIME MANIPULATION ON DANDELIONS TO ENTER POOFY-SEED STAGE
COMMAND PIGEONS TO EAT SEEDS OF DANDELIONS
FLY EVERYWHERE AND DEFECATE ANYWHERE NOT INFECTED

If we're infecting a farm, we should be infecting cows and horses. ENHANCE THEM.
Time-Manipulating Invincible Superhorses!

>>5202968

You don't need to hybridize to create weapons considering you can transform your limbs and make something out of nothing essentially.

>>5202972
>>5202952


Flowers in Settlement 1 have already been infected. Actually, pretty much everything in Settlement 1 has been infected and Selene's hybrid status has already been hidden.

>COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE
>What do your parents do, Selene?
>>My father has passed away and my... mother, well... you saw it...

>IDENTIFICATION STATUS: 90%

>SETTLEMENT 2-4 BEEKEEPER INFECTION: 100%
>>BEEKEEPERs in Settlements 1-4 have been infected.
>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 3 DAYS

>>SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 80%

>>RPG INFECTION STATUS: 55%

>SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 2%
>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 37%
>RESEARCH ADDED
>RESEARCH STATUS: 70%

>Insert Command_____

>>5202891
Now this is too unrealistic. There are no quiet girls in New York. At all.

"Well, then, Selene, you'd better get going to class from now on. After all, shouldn't everyone be as lucky as you?"

>>5202998
Do you know anyone of importance?

NEW BEEKEEPERS, BREATH and COUGH all over your BEES. SPREAD INFECTION. INCREASE HIVE BOXES. REPEAT WHAT WE DID WITH OTHER BEES, MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY, WHEN BEES ARE READY INVITE MORE BEEKEEPERS TO TRY NICOTINE INFECTED HONEY. SEND A FEW BEES OUT TO STING PEOPLE IN THOSE AREAS TOO. BUT ONLY A FEW.

Can we make the BEEKEEPERS hybrids too?

>>5203016
bee/human hybrids?

>>5203016
NO.

We can't alert the Beekeeping community. We have to be stealthy. INFECT, INFECT until ALL are infected. Then we have the world by it's balls.

>>5203025

INFECT ALL BALLS

Remember guys we modified our disease profile to a) make our HOSTS supersmart so that the host brain capacity wouldnt hinder our options, b) taught all HOSTS kung fu, and c) when we infect we still go straight to the brain and take over but we remain dormant until otherwise stated and only partially control sentient HOSTS so as not to interfere with their social patterns.

EXPIREMENT:

ENERGY TO MATTER CONVERSION

Using ENERGY provided by ELECTRICITY, replicate HUMAN HEART.

I think localized time manipulation and Selene's LOL WAM MATTER TO ENERGY ruined the suspension of disbelief in this. Remove that and it'd be awesome supercell adventures with GIRL PSYCHOLOGY MANIPULATION, now it's just loljesuspowers.

oh my god you guys system shock 2 is so fucking scary

now I remember why I didn't finish it.

>>5203052
I kind of agree they are overboard, and would prefer if we didn't use them much at all.

EXAMINE HUMAN HOSTS: seeking corporate member

if we have a corporate person
COMMAND via subliminal suggestion CORPORATE HUMAN: the following

FOUND NEW COMPANY CALLED Heaven Enterprises
OBTAIN GRANTS and FUNDING for BIOTECH RESEARCH
UTILIZE CORPORATE TAGLINE "Heaven Enterprises; Making Our World Better"

>>5203052
I'm actually in slight agreement. I mean Earth poses no thread. Space might, but not Earth. I say we get rid of those two parts.

>>5203052
Not to mention that if she (the mother) was converted entirely to energy, she'd wipe out a huge chunk of the Earth, us included.

though I advocate we KEEP energy to matter, because that is VERY in line with our cell-like antics. we can eat electricity, we just can't shit it out.

>>5203052
Yeah. I mean we do a lot of stuff cells shouldn't but those two... yeah. Probably a bad idea to have got those. They are powerful, but that's the problem.

>>5203061
>>5203052
An earlier post in an earlier thread pointed out that matter to energy does basically nothing of consequence thanks to how little mass is actually gotten from energy a la einstein.

so it didnt work that well anyway.

>>5203066
I sense a yo momma joke.

But yeah, general agreement. I'm sure we can recycle those bits into faster RESEARCH into more productive things.

>>5203052
>>5203061
>>5203065

Then there'd have to be retcon though, which would be a bother for our DM(?).

>Unlearn MATTER to ENERGY/LOCALIZED TIME MANIPULATION?

>Once unlearned, they cannot ever be relearned. Continue? Y/N?

The time control is rather silly, we COULD convert matter to raw ATP (the basis and goal of cellular respiration) which would quickly break down to create plenty of heat (environmental manipulation), Sunlight and other radiation could be used to fuel various chemical process, and even electrical or light generation (electric eels and glowworms respectivly) is not outside the grasp of bioscience.

However breaking the laws of mass conservation and temporal mechanics should not be, unless we have become some kind of psychic gestalt overmind/god.

I vote Y.

Put some more challenge in the game.

Unlearn

Energy to Matter is awesome because it's not worldhax.
Matter to Energy is EVERYTHING IS A NUKE AND I CAN DESTROY ANYTHING BY TOUCH NIGGER

>>5203073

Repostan' calculations.

To grow by one kilogram, we're gonna need roughly 9x10^16 joules; that translates into 25x10^9 kilowatt hours.
An average American home claims 888 kWh per month.
The electricity output of the entire world is currently estimated to be around 20x10^12 kWH per year.

tl,dr: Energy to matter is fun, but completely neglegible.

Energy into matter is photosynthysis. matter into energy just fire.

I vote Y to time manipulation. and I vote 'more realistic please' on the matter and energy stuff.

>>5203093

This. Breaking down matter into /useful/ things rather than just raw photons sounds like a better use of our time. A lot more realistic as well. Replace temporal abilities with adrenaline boost to mimic effects on a personal and more realistic level?

>>5203084
Y
how hard would it be to brief us on the 'new' past? I mean, you'd just have to make Selene deal with the mom differently.

2 votes for unlearn.

Need 5 before it is done.

>>5203122

Just absorb the mom a la Mercer?

Unlearn.

4 for unlearn.

>>5203122

OR I could keep the past and you just unlearn the ability(ies). Seems simple enough.

I dont mind the energy matter stuff so much cuz it means we conquer this world faster and can move on to SPACE!!!

>>5203123
Voting for forgetting TIME MANIPULATION and all ENERGY -> MATTER; MATTER -> ENERGY shifts outside of natural processes (Digestion, Photosynthesis, etc).

>>5203123

In that case, another vote for more realistic representations of the two abilities.

We could alter perception of time and a creature activity speed through hormones and mind altering chemicals (think COCAINE!!! or other such stimulents) but it could be very hazzardoust to our hosts health (burnout, addiction and hangover.)

Keeping these powers would allow us to become multidimensional plague too. Think Sliders of Fringe.

>>5203137
>>5203138
>>5203136
Matter to Energy and Time Manipulation is down-right dumb, sorry. This quest is much better if we retcon those things completely.

>>5203141
Those drugs aren't even what do it. You can simulate the effects of ANY drug by adjusting levels of Neuro-transmitters.

>>5203123
>>5203138
>>5203136
Unlearn COMPLETELY. Hate to say it, but a retcon would be best.

C'mon I wanna go Fringe interdimensional war of the Plagues. Will be awesome.

>You unlearned MATTER to ENERGY/LOCALIZED TIME MANIPULATION

>Insert Command_____

>>5203139

Realistic representation of MATTER -> ENERGY:
1 gram of mass is converted into energy equivalent of 21-kiloton-nuke.
I vote we get rid of TIME LOOP and MATTER -> ENERGY.

ENERGY -> MATTER is utterly harmless.

>>5203164
We can still do it. It'll just take a lot more effort and ingenuity.

Biological slow-down-perception-of-time sounds good.
Matter-To-Energy should be removed completely in the literal FLASHING LIGHTS BOOM way.

Okay, now that we don't have hax powers anymore, CREATE SUPER ANIMALS.

Also, new status report!

>>5201813
I had a command in there before we got all debate-ey. Please OP and thanks.

>>5203052 Here.
I expected to be told to stfu. I am happy.

>>5203170
engage altered ENERGY TO MATTER, mutate plants to grow from the ground and then cover asphalt with solar-panel like leaves. use the entire surface area of SETTLEMENT 1 to PHOTOSYNTHESIZE

PIGEONS infect Central Park Zoo!

>>5203170
Mutate OWNER, combine with BEE QUEEN dna to create method of rapidly birthing infected children with high growth rate
BEE SHOCK TROOPERS AND CONSTANTLY BIRTHING TEENAGER UP IN THIS BITCH

REQUEST STATUS: INSECTOID INFECTION of UNDERGROUND MICRO FLORA
It was put in the same time as the pigeons infecting the water source.
Also
EXAMINE INFECTED LAKE

RESEARCH: Human Biology
RESEARCH: Human Psychology and Neuroscience.

If we understand the human brain and the make up of human genes, we can sustain hybrids more easily. It also may raise our compatability with Selene, and allow us to help Selene to a greater extent.

So far, she's an interesting experiment.

>CREATE: SUPER-ANIMALS
>Insert Creation____

>REPORT STATUS:
>>Settlement 1 has been completely infected.
>>Cat has wandered into Settlement 2

>IDENTIFICATION STATUS: 100%
>>Target has been identified.
>>Settlement 3 Doctor
>>Threat Level: Small
>>Potential Threat Level: Large

>HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 2 DAYS

>>SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 90%

>>RPG INFECTION STATUS: 60%

>SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 5%
>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 40%

>RESEARCH STATUS: 80%

>Insert Command_____

>>5203170

Are we still able to infect inorganic matter? If so, HAVE A COLONY DIG DOWN INTO THE CRUST UNTIL IT GETS COMFORTABLY WARM.
Let's 1) go geothermic
2) infect the planet itself

>>5203195
We're not 'controlling' any humans. I'm thinking it'd be noticed pretty quick.

>>5203213
MUTATE OWNER with BEE QUEEN dna to make her constantly birthing BANTEE-HUMAN hybrids.

>>5203208

Completely infected.

>>5203210

Already being researched.

>>5203204

I don't think Selene would want that. We're nice to her.

>>5203222
>>5203222
I second this notion

>>5203213
Hybridize SELF with HORSEs in farm. Make highly aggressive and mutate it into being an omnivore. Engage hypertrophy.

RESEARCH CHEMICALS for PLEASURE CENTER.

>>5203222

Hm. That is a drastic change and I don't think she'd go for it.

5 votes are necessary before going through with that.

Should we start introducing the settlement to our presence? Perhaps start a mystery cult?
Use the girl as their leader/ Messiah?
Wait no... use the cat... our origional host (or should be stay behind the scenes like an advisor/unsuspected mascot)

>>5203243

5 votes for or against decides it.

>>5203213
oshit a doctor
Any BANTEEs nearby? Sting him. Let's contact him and terminate him if he proves dangerous.

>>5203238
>>5203222
No.

Leave Selene alone. She's an experiment to test human reaction to the illness. Use one of our other many human hosts. And even then, that is EASILY detected.

It's better to just have Bantees produce several different queens.

>>5203213
Infect DOCTORS.

Quickly now.

>>5203222
>>5203238
do it, we need hundreds of bantee-human hybrids completely controlled by us, we can overwhelm them at birth

>>5203063
Hey OP if we could do this it'd be real nice.
Also doing this will allow us to corporate coverup any hybrids/wierdness believably and throw money at problems and make all whistle blowers seem like crazies. Just sayin.

>>5203255
Don't.

Completely subdue FEMALE 1, isolate her, and experiment on her instead.

>>5203255

+1 against

>>5203222

Ffffno.

Freakin against the re-experimenting with selene

>>5203260
Honestly, how useful would that be?
Insects are small because they HAVE to be.
Human-BANTEE hybrids is a no-no.

We shouldn't start creating mutant monsters yet.

>>5203222
We're a goddamn supervirus, we don't give a shit what she thinks, let's go for it.
+1, I believe that's 4 for and 3 against?

>>5203255

No, no, no. Selene is the first and so far only human we are communicating with.
She shall be the herald of our glory, not a specimen to be experimented on and then discarded.

>>5203222
I vote against. We want Selene to lead our cult. she has to blend in.

Hey, guys.

If you want me to do your stuff, SLOW DOWN. People are throwing somewhat complicated things at me so it's impossible for me to get everything especially when everyone is posting 10 different things in the same minute.

>>5203290
I say we should do it, tally votes op

>>5203288
We should still prepare them.

COMMAND: Heighten METABOLISM and MUSCLE GROWTH of all infected creatures.

Great cover front for mutant experiments!!!

EXAMINE HUMAN HOSTS: seeking corporate member

if we have a corporate person
COMMAND via subliminal suggestion CORPORATE HUMAN: the following

FOUND NEW COMPANY CALLED Heaven Enterprises
OBTAIN GRANTS and FUNDING for BIOTECH RESEARCH
UTILIZE CORPORATE TAGLINE "Heaven Enterprises; Making Our World Better"

>>5203290

This. Another vote against.

>>5203289

Experiment with someone else. Selene is our sacred prophet.

>>5203213
COMMAND: COMFORT Selene.
COMMAND: DO NOT CROSS INSECTS with Selene.

>>5203298
Sorry man. Just, uh, take it as a sign of how awesome your quest is. The more it takes off the harder management will get.

No, we can't jeopardize our relationship with Selene. Our first attempt at contact, a complete failure? Hell no.

>>5203289
No.

We need to keep Bantees under cover. We've been discovered once. And that's more than enough.

Selene is already an experiment without clear results. She seems to be accepting us.

Leave the hybridizing alone until we have a larger population, and it becomes necessary to share nutrients between all parties to maintain an efficient, healthy environment.

Doesn't Selene miss her kitty?

>>5203300
Fairly sure we got in 5 votes FOR before the fifth vote against
Let's do this shit OP

>>5203304

This. Hell, corruption isn't all that uncommon, it would probably be pretty easy for us to infect everyone quietly...

Except when doctors start noticing a new strain of disease fucking around in everyone's body. So BEFORE that.

INFECT: Doctors.

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING

We already told Selene we would not hurt her or disfigure her, to do otherwise without her permission would be a breach of trust (unless she has done something worthy of such a fate!) We want people to help and protect us... she could serve as our messianic figurehead (humans place great importance on numerate significance like first and last!)

Man, we are one schizophrenic superorganism.

5 against, 4 for.

Hm.
We shouldn't go for hyper-metabolism yet, because:
A: It's too noticable
B: Without a foodsource, the hosts will die.

I'm in favor of making an EXPERIMENT to create combat monsters, but don't re-gear entirely to combat yet. We're unnoticed, and that's good for now. Don't use Selene as the experiment, because that would suck complete balls. Use someone ugly.

Speaking of that doctor: See if you can INFECT DOCTOR. You do not need to do anything with doctor yet, but it's good to keep options open.

>>5203320

Fuck your shit. Who knows if it's just you voting 5 times?

>>5203325
we're a sentient virus with the ability to rapidly mutate and crossbreed any species, it would be dumb to start a cult

>>5203320
No, there's been 4 (MAYBE 5) votes for total, and like 15 against. And the against ones reached 5 first.

>>5203328
I think we had some major personality splits recently. Wonder what caused it.

>>5203340
How do we know it isn't you?
OP you missed a vote for somewhere trust me, there were 5 FOR before 5 AGAINST

>>5203341

It would also be dumb to start going LOLMUTATION like crazy. I don't wanna be nuked.

>>5203320
>>5203300
>>5203289
>>5203222
We are being trolled.

>>5203341
But Crossbreeding her for the sake of Crossbreeding is fucking retarded.

>>5203222

For.

>>5203231

Against.

>>5203238

For.

>>5203258

Against.

>>5203260

For.

>>5203269
>>5203270
>>5203275

Against.

>>5203339
That's why omnivore is useful. There's plenty of grass to keep our WARBEAST fed.

>>5203348
the matter of our public image/prophet

Tripfaggan to say "No, don't hurt Selene"

>>5203349

Exactly my point. Voting is crap on an anonymous image board. More people have voted against than for though. Check post times, some of the against votes were placed during other posts were being made.

>>5203363
Casually ignore failed attempt at tripfaggangaems.

>>5203349
>>5203359
>>5203204
>>5203222
>>5203238
>>5203260
>>5203289
check it

>>5203348

I suppose it's people who weren't there for the last threads and missed the awesome transition in our goals, from "OM NOM NOM" to "CONQUER ALL, GREY GOO!" to "Well, let's become a bit nicer."

>>5203328

Look, at least Selene hasn't developed any mutations that lets her hear us. All she would hear is constant bickering.

>>5203372
Hey man, it's already decided and the majority is against.

We can go one of two ways: Present ourselves to mankind peacefully, promising symbiotic strength to both parties, or sneakily take over until they have no choice.

>>5203388
I was trying to do both.

new thread: >>5203401

>>5203388
Second option is more badass. Let's just be nice to Selene and subdue everything else. Trick her into thinking she lives in a good world.

Can we please get the PIGEONS to infect ZOO to make CRAZY MUTATED FUCKS instead of Selene? It'd give us more options.

ARCHIVE IT QUICKLY

>>5203394
Both is good. Keep working with Selene, keep INFECTING, EATING and being DORMANT in as much of the population as possible.

We know the pidgeon is probably within flying distance of New York City, the beekeepers will presumably visit the city eventually, and Bantees can hide in trains or cars if need be.

Right now, we have a THREAT in the form of a doctor, who has diagnosed one of the beekeepers. We do not need to attack him or her, but infection would be handly. Maybe we can convince him to help us, like we're slowly convincing Selene?

Mutating things like crazy for no reason at all would just make this stupid and boring.

vote to not mutate Selene