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    8 KB !eyQjaWGsk6 07/19/09(Sun)14:48 No.5203401  
    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:49 No.5203415
    5203304
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:50 No.5203423
    CREATURE LIST

    I want to know how many we have infected, and what we have at our disposal. Sorry if this is a terrible inconvenience.
    >> Not an Anon (NA) 07/19/09(Sun)14:50 No.5203425
    COMMUNICATE SELENE

    Go to school, Selene. And do your homework.
    >> CONTRIBUTING 07/19/09(Sun)14:50 No.5203426
    COMMAND: INFECT the DOCTOR with nearby BANTEE.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:50 No.5203428
    >Can we please get the PIGEONS to infect ZOO to make CRAZY MUTATED FUCKS instead of Selene? It'd give us more options.

    I don't think that horribly mutating animals ON PUBLIC DISPLAY is such a brilliant idea.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:50 No.5203430
    Examine human VICTIMS
    Locate PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY CEO
    Announce AIDS/HIV BREAKTHROUGH
    use INFECTION to cure AIDS/HIV while INFECTING users
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:51 No.5203436
    >>5203428
    ...
    Infect Zookeepers.
    Set out beauties free.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:51 No.5203438
    >>5203430
    this is a better idea, it makes sense that some bigwigs would be in new york
    unless....
    ARE WE IN FUCKING JERSEY?
    >> CONTRIBUTING 07/19/09(Sun)14:51 No.5203439
    >>5203423 Seconded.
    Let's have a complete status report of our capabilities and creatures and activities. Halt questing 'til then.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:52 No.5203444
    >>5203438
    >ARE WE IN FUCKING JERSEY?

    COMMIT SUICIDE
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:52 No.5203446
    SELENE: Do you know anyone important? Like the daughter of some big shot business owner.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:53 No.5203449
    No lets cure something more 'common' like erectile dysfunction! That way we have an excuse to be wandering around people's genitalia (easy vector mechanism!)
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:53 No.5203450
    EXAMINE HUMAN HOSTS: seeking corporate member

    if we have a corporate person
    COMMAND via subliminal suggestion CORPORATE HUMAN: the following

    FOUND NEW COMPANY CALLED Heaven Enterprises
    OBTAIN GRANTS and FUNDING for BIOTECH RESEARCH
    UTILIZE CORPORATE TAGLINE "Heaven Enterprises; Making Our World Better"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:54 No.5203453
    >>5203444
    We're in more than one area at the moment.

    Also maybe we'll see some giant robots. We could infect Coop.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:55 No.5203460
    WHERE'S THREAD 5'S ARCHIVE LINK?
    IT MUST NOT BE LOST
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:55 No.5203463
    >>5203449

    Let's cure something even more common.
    Common cold.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:56 No.5203472
    >>5203460
    cmon where is it
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:56 No.5203474
    Part 5: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5201813/
    Submitted it as Part 4 by mistake. fuck.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/19/09(Sun)14:56 No.5203475
    >REQUEST CREATURE LIST
    >>Various Avian Life
    >>Various Bug Life
    >>Various Underwater Life
    >>Humans
    >>Deers
    >>Squirrels
    >>Snakes
    >>Various Underground Life

    >COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE
    >Go to School.
    >>Alright.
    >PERCENTAGE of DISTANCE to SCHOOL: 10%

    >COMMAND - INFECTION: INFECT DOCTOR
    >>INFECT via ____

    >EXAMINE HUMANS
    >SEARCH: PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY CEO
    >SEARCH BROUGHT BACK 0 RESULTS

    >HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 2 DAYS

    >SETTLEMENT (1) FARM INFECTION STATUS: 100%
    >>You have infected the farm(s) in Settlement 1.
    >RPG INFECTION STATUS: 70%

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 8%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 45%

    >RESEARCH STATUS: 90%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:57 No.5203477
    Remain UNDETECTED if possible, even if this means being DORMANT.
    Slowly spread the Ubercharged Honey. Try to hit New York City, because it's apparently close to us.

    Cat, Farm, Water, Pigeon, Bantee scouts, etc. are all doing well enough. Make sure these creatures are well fed - we don't need to create a bunch of corpses.
    Continue slowly spreading through regional power grid.

    Try to be nice to Selene.
    You can find someone else for the Queen Bantee horror. Not selene.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:59 No.5203485
    >>5203475
    INFECT WITH BEEES.

    BEES OF ALL AREAS, SEND SQUADRONS TO INFECT AREAS.

    ALSO SELENE, DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IMPORTANT? TELL US!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)14:59 No.5203489
    >>5203475
    I can't think of anything too useful.
    Just try to keep Selene happy, healthy, at least moderately good at scroolwork, and undetected.

    Infect doctor via ... Hm, what do we have nearby? Any bantees?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:00 No.5203493
    >>5203485
    Dude! Read the archived threads! She knows no one! Geez!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:00 No.5203495
    Hey, if I were to archive this thread right now so that I could go play sum deus ex and not miss anything, would it have all the posts made after the archive request?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:00 No.5203498
    >>5203485
    We're already spreading slowly.
    >> CONTRIBUTING 07/19/09(Sun)15:01 No.5203501
    >>5203475
    Did the farm net us any big animals? Cows, Horses, Ostriches?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:01 No.5203504
    Selene is still locked in a bathroom, and IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY
    We turned all of her non-essential cells into neurons
    CONTINUITY ERRORS OP
    SO MANY OF THEM
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:01 No.5203505
    COMMAND INFECT DOCTOR THREAT via PIGEON POOP
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:01 No.5203509
    SEARCH for HOSPITAL or MEDICAL CLINIC using AVIAN LIFE

    Once located, PRODUCE AIRBORNE INFECTION CELLS with AVIAN LIFE.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:02 No.5203512
    >>5203501
    We could do what we did to the Bees with Cows. Infected milk, spread to farmer, farmer calls other farmers, put nicotine in milk.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/19/09(Sun)15:03 No.5203513
    >CAPABILITIES
    >>CONTROLLED REPLICATION
    >>REANIMATING GROWTH
    >>AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS REANIMATING VIRUS
    >>INFECT PLANT LIFE
    >>RAPID MUTATION
    >>COMPLEX MUTATION
    >>SUPER-INTELLIGENCE
    >>KUNG FU
    >>SUPERCONDUCTIVE BRAIN SHEATHES
    >>MATTER TO ENERGY CONVERSION
    >>INORGANIC MATTER INFECTION
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:03 No.5203515
    >>5203495

    If you do it on sup/tg/, yes.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:03 No.5203521
    >>5203495
    It would.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:03 No.5203525
    Selene going to school is kind of pointless. The pace at which we're taking over the world means that one way or another she won't have the many years of study that are required for it to be useful.

    Unless we're planning to try and give her mental control of the bee hive that we grew in the school and use that as a test case for a subcommander-type hybrid caste. Actually, let's do that.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:03 No.5203526
    >>5203513
    OP, the fuck happened, I checked and selene WAS turned into neurons, what the hell man
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:04 No.5203533
    >>5203504
    We fixeded that.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/19/09(Sun)15:04 No.5203534
    >>5203501

    Yes.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/19/09(Sun)15:05 No.5203539
    .
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:05 No.5203540
    >>5203513
    >REANIMATING VIRUS
    What?

    Locate MORGUE using INSECTS
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:05 No.5203545
    EXAMINE: 100% INFECTED SETTLEMENT: seeking college, medical center, corporate research facility.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:06 No.5203546
    >>5203526
    Only "nonessential cells", though. That can be interpreted in a number of ways.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:06 No.5203547
    >>5203504
    you kiddin'? we decided not to do that, and also told her to go eat some food.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/19/09(Sun)15:06 No.5203552
    >>5203534

    I didn't post that.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:06 No.5203553
    >>5203525

    Yep, let's try it. Ask her first, of course.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/19/09(Sun)15:07 No.5203556
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    >>5203539

    Well, looks like my trip was cracked. Oh well then, not like it was hard though.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:07 No.5203557
    It was decided that SELENE wouldn't be the target of experiment or anything like that. She will be (or is) our representation in the world if needed.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:09 No.5203565
    >>5203556

    OP'S TRIPCODE IS #Selene
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:10 No.5203569
    >>5203557

    Well, there's a different between horrible mutation and giving her awesome mental powers - and we would of course ask her first. I think she somewhat likes us and also wouldn't be too unhappy with becoming powerful.
    >> !YHS/H..83E 07/19/09(Sun)15:10 No.5203570
    >>5203565

    Nowai.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:10 No.5203573
    >>5203565
    Why are you doing this, dude? We're trying to have an awesome quest here. Monkeying about with trips isn't constructive to that end.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:10 No.5203575
    >>5203565
    Whelp, looks like this is over. Thanks a lot faggots.

    I was really getting into this, too.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:11 No.5203580
    >>5203569

    Powerful, but not hideous.
    Ugly bad. Cute good!
    >> !YHS/H..83E 07/19/09(Sun)15:11 No.5203581
    >>5203570

    Ahaha, see? Liar.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:12 No.5203587
    >>5203569
    Seconded. There's a huge difference between granting her power in our internal hierarchy and turning her into a war-hybrid breeding machine.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:12 No.5203588
    >>5203575
    Only problem is I lied about the tripcode. I have nfi what it is.
    coolface.jpg
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:12 No.5203590
    >>5203565
    cunning countertroll is cunning
    >> CONTRIBUTING 07/19/09(Sun)15:13 No.5203602
    Fuck. What'll happen now?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:13 No.5203603
    >>5203590
    ^_^
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:14 No.5203605
    >>5203590
    More like horrible. Oh well.

    Shit was fun while it lasted.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:14 No.5203607
    Ignoring all this tripcode related bullshit. I think we need a way to deal with DETECTION.
    EXPERIMENT: CROSSBREED poisonous Skorpions with Bees. If no poisonous insects are infected
    Mutate bee drones to produce toxins.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:14 No.5203608
    >>5203581
    Ha! Gotcha!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:15 No.5203612
    >>5203607
    We could just infect stuff and Heartattack it to death.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:16 No.5203618
    >>5203607
    Ants. Ants work.

    Construct Ant Holes around the perimeter of the town. Any detection gets bitten by ants.

    But I'm unsure if the OP will continue the quest. And even if it will be the OP continuing.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:16 No.5203619
    >>5203607
    >>5203612
    Agreed. We can act like a poison, so why create one?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:16 No.5203620
    >>5203607
    Where are we going to find poisonous scorpions in rural New York? Seriously poisonous ones, anyway. This isn't Australia.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:17 No.5203624
    >>5203607
    What toxins though... we wouldn't happen to have anyone knowledgeable in the field, would we?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:17 No.5203625
    >>5203618
    This.

    Don't we already have some infected ants?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:18 No.5203637
    Venemous creatures? No. Don't kill people that detect, it is better to infect and add to the hive mind's vast resources.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:18 No.5203638
    >>5203625
    Thousands.
    Also thousands upon thousands of bees/wasps, and a sizable amount of BANTEES.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:19 No.5203641
    Creating the poison by infecting whoever noticed us and mutating would draw even more attention to us. If we were to mutate bees into poisonous bees it wouldn't attrackt as much attantion to ourselves. But mutating into someting that kills the host and removes our infection from the host would be optimal. Anyway we need to stay hidden while getting a way to terminate.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:20 No.5203647
    >>5203641
    One of our most integral and early decisions were to make an automatic Self-Terminate And Remove Infection if detected.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:20 No.5203648
    >>5203638
    Well, Bantees shouldn't work. We should keep them concealed.

    Unless we want to attract journalists and researchers, which could be advantageous if used correctly.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:21 No.5203657
    >>5203641
    If it's even necessary. Sometimes you can just make things your friends.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:22 No.5203658
    I think that perhaps we are focusing too much on humans. We are in a relatively uninhabited area- perhaps we should focus the bulk of our energies on spreading our control of plant life, which is much less likely to show signs of infection. We might very well be able to spread for hundreds of miles if we avoid highly populated areas and stick mostly to plants. Then we'll be in position for a more effective move against the population centers later.
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/19/09(Sun)15:22 No.5203660
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    Truth be told, I really don't feel like continuing if I have to look over my back for, and clean up after, an impostor while trying to carry out your many questions/requests. The latter is enough work as it is.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:24 No.5203676
    >>5203660
    Please keep going!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:24 No.5203678
    >>5203660
    Sad but completly understandable. Awesome quest so far, really loved it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:24 No.5203680
    >>5203660
    Well I dunno.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:24 No.5203684
    >>5203660
    Just ignore impostors? It should be pretty easy to tell it's you.

    It's all up to you, though. Feel free to quit if you want to.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:24 No.5203685
    >>5203658
    yeah, we need giant plant solar panels.

    >>5203660
    well, there hasn't been any actual... TROUBLE with it yet. maybe we could keep trying?
    >> !eyQjaWGsk6 07/19/09(Sun)15:25 No.5203689
    >>5203660

    Is it good enough if I just say I was bored and wanted to see if I could guess the tripcode? I've been playing some VTMB lately and I'm getting good at guessing passwords. =)
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:27 No.5203697
    Well, it grew from a great starting point to brilliance. Sometimes the simplest start really is supreme.
    This would make a good book or comic.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:28 No.5203705
    >>5203660

    Is restarting under a new trip too much to ask? We could really make this better if so... (i.e. actually having a plan to start with)
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)15:28 No.5203707
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    >>5203660

    I'll just use another code.

    >>5203689

    pic related
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:29 No.5203709
    >>5203705
    Restarting completely? After all this?
    God no.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:30 No.5203720
    >>5203709
    I wouldn't mind restarting completely, really. It was fun, even in the beginning.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:30 No.5203723
    EXPERIMENT: make STUDENTs release dopamine when near SELENE.
    Let's make her popular c:
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:30 No.5203726
    >>5203697

    This is what Spore should have been.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:31 No.5203729
    >>5203720
    Well we could have a longer Cell stage, that'd be rad, but we've done so much.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:32 No.5203743
    >>5203723

    How about a new rule, capslock because that's how rules a written:

    BEFORE INFLUENCE SELENE'S BODY, MIND OR LIFE IN ANY WAY, WE SHALL ALWAYS TRUTHFULLY EXPLAIN TO HER OUR INTENT AND ASK HER PERMISSION.

    Can we do that?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:33 No.5203750
    SELENE tell us about your school life. And remember! Cough a bit at school. Not I-need-a-day-off coughing but just-a-bit-of-a-cough coughing.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:33 No.5203752
    >>5203729
    But it's work for the OP having to keep up with the environment and what not. If he wanted to restart on a much more simple basis, before we said FUCK YOU SCIENCE, he may have an easier time keeping up. And now that he's experienced, he could perhaps begin working on different environments and plant/animal life.

    This is all, of course, assuming he has that kind of dedication to the project. Which I'd assume is no. But, regardless, I enjoy it.
    >> Moth !!aALUgsfvfQD 07/19/09(Sun)15:34 No.5203757
    >>5203689
    Next time you want to guess tripcodes do it in a bad thread.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)15:34 No.5203763
    >HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 2 DAYS

    >PERCENTAGE of DISTANCE to SCHOOL: 25%
    >DOCTOR INFECTION STATUS: 10%

    >RPG INFECTION STATUS: 80%

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 15%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 55%

    >RESEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >LEARNED:
    >>BIOTECHNOLOGICAL ASSIMILATION
    >>CARBON NANOTUBES
    >>HUMAN BIOLOGY
    >>HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY and NEUROSCIENCE

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:38 No.5203781
    >>5203763
    Do >>5203750

    And the BEES in Settlement 2, add more Bees to the stinging squadrons! The infection rate is insufficient.

    Also search all Human infected for anyone connected to television, owner of companies or other useful jobs to us.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:38 No.5203785
    >>5203763
    SEARCH for HOSPITAL or CLINIC using AVIAN LIFE.

    PRODUCE AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS CELLS at HOSPITAL or CLINIC when found.

    Search for MORGUE with INSECTS.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:41 No.5203805
    >>5203763
    Use PIGEONS to spread infection to other wilderness areas through all subtle available methods. Infect wildlife there and repeat.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)15:43 No.5203821
    COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE
    >What is your education life?
    >>Oh, uhm... I'm kind of a nerd...
    >'Nerd?' By definition, this implies intelligence, why do you say so in a dejected tone?
    >>It's a human thing...

    >Compatibility w/ Selene: 30%

    >COMMAND BEEs (SETTLEMENT 2): INCREASE NUMBERS
    >PERCENTAGE INCREASE: 100%

    >SEARCH INFECTED HUMANs: CONNECTION TO TELEVISION/CEOs
    >>SEARCH COMPLETION PERCENTAGE: 40%

    >HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 2 DAYS

    >PERCENTAGE of DISTANCE to SCHOOL: 50%
    >DOCTOR INFECTION STATUS: 20%

    >RPG INFECTION STATUS: 85%

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 20%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 58%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:44 No.5203830
    >>5203763
    Use knowledge of
    >HUMAN BIOLOGY
    and
    >HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY and NEUROSCIENCE
    to plan a HYBRID UPGRADE into an INFECTED COMMANDER with abilities to control local infection in a manner similar to but lesser than ours. Ask SELENE for experimental target, herself or otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:45 No.5203844
    >>5203821
    Oh dear lord. Well I think I know where we're going to go with this.

    SELENE: Are you picked on by anyone in school?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)15:46 No.5203845
    >COMMAND AVIAN LIFE: SEARCH HOSPITAL; INFECT UPON SEARCH COMPLETION
    >>SEARCH COMPLETION PERCENTAGE: 15%

    >COMMAND BUG LIFE: LOCATE MORGUE
    >>SEARCH COMPLETION PERCENTAGE: 15%

    >SEARCH INFECTED HUMANs: CONNECTION TO TELEVISION/CEOs
    >>SEARCH COMPLETION PERCENTAGE: 80%

    >HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 2 DAYS

    >PERCENTAGE of DISTANCE to SCHOOL: 75%
    >DOCTOR INFECTION STATUS: 30%

    >RPG INFECTION STATUS: 90%

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 24%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 60%
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:51 No.5203887
    >>5203830
    I don't know... I kind of like the idea of us uniting everything under one hivemind. Us.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)15:52 No.5203894
    >ACCESS KNOWLEDGE: HUMAN BIOLOGY/PSYCHOLOGY/NEUROSCIENCE
    >PLAN: HYBRID UPGRADE

    >COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE:

    >Are you bothered by humans in School?
    >>I... I guess.
    > I plan to create an INFECTED COMMANDER with abilities to control local infection in a manner similar to but lesser than ours. I request an experimental target.
    >>... I might know someone.

    >>SEARCH COMPLETION PERCENTAGE (hospital): 15%

    >>SEARCH COMPLETION PERCENTAGE (morgue): 30%

    >SEARCH INFECTED HUMANs: CONNECTION TO TELEVISION/CEOs
    >>SEARCH COMPLETION PERCENTAGE: 100%
    >>SEARCH COMPLETE
    >>RESULTS: 8 in TELEVISION / 2 in CEO
    >HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 2 DAYS

    >PERCENTAGE of DISTANCE to SCHOOL: 100%
    >>Selene has arrived at HIGH SCHOOL.
    >DOCTOR INFECTION STATUS: 40%

    >RPG INFECTION STATUS: 95%

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 28%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 63%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:53 No.5203902
    UNDERWATER LIFE explore HABITAT.

    Let's see if we can use this to our advantage.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:53 No.5203906
    >>5203894
    SCHOOL BULLY BOUT TO GET FUCKED
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:54 No.5203911
    >>5203887
    I like the "one hivemind" idea, but as a practical matter we (by which I mean /tg/) can't handle all problems that we encounter. Having theoretically capable subordinates will let us put some areas on autopilot while we handle larger issues. Besides, it's not like we won't have everyone ultimately under one monolithic control scheme.
    >> Moth !!aALUgsfvfQD 07/19/09(Sun)15:54 No.5203917
    >>5203830
    We don't need a commander we are a hiveminded virus.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:55 No.5203925
    >>5203894
    We know Kung Fu. Tell her this.

    List what shows TV people appear in and what they do.
    List what companies are owned and what they do.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:55 No.5203927
    >>5203906
    That's a terrible plan. Why would Selene want to give her enemies power, even if something might go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:56 No.5203932
    >>5203927
    Because the bully can be used for the QUEEN BANTEE-HUMAN HYBRID PLAN
    AND MADE TO ALWAYS EXPERIENCE PAIN
    ALWAAAYS
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:58 No.5203942
    >>5203917

    That sounds like a very good way to get wiped out by a cut in communications (i.e. our messenger hormones) or a planned out strike. I think a better idea would be to allow for the individuality of infected who embrace us to continue shining through. For the people who don't accept us, give them something they want. We use their bodies, they can use us as an escape mechanism. (i.e. they live out their ideal world through us in their own minds)
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:59 No.5203954
    >>5203942
    so all of 4chan will be fat guys with 24 inch dicks fucking 12 year olds?
    SIGN ME UP FOR THIS VIRUS
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:01 No.5203966
    >>5203942
    cont.

    Or hell, we could deal with the infected that reject us by leaving them in a perpetual hallucination of not being infected. To them, we decide to let them go and we go on without them.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:02 No.5203975
    >>5203954
    There's a reason we got named the Heaven virus.

    Also later on, when we can afford mutating stuff for laugh, HYBRID HUMANS with SOME BIRDS to make ANGELS.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)16:02 No.5203977
    >LIST: CONNECTION to TELEVISION
    >LIST: CONNECTION to CEO

    >>ANCHORMAN, ANCHORWOMAN, CAMERAMAN, ACTOR, DIRECTOR
    >>RECEPTIONIST for PHARMACEUTICALS, CEO for NAME BRAND FOOD COMPANY

    >>SEARCH COMPLETION PERCENTAGE (hospital): 30%

    >>SEARCH COMPLETION PERCENTAGE (morgue): 45%

    >HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 2 DAYS

    >SELENE is unnoticed.
    >SELENE is in FIRST PERIOD CLASS.

    >DOCTOR INFECTION STATUS: 50%

    >RPG INFECTION STATUS: 100%
    >You have infected the Regional Power Grid.

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 33%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 65%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:03 No.5203991
    >>5203932
    Evil-o-meter:
    ^_^ [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||_] >=]
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:04 No.5203995
    I have an idea.

    Use RESEARCH- HUMAN ANATOMY and RESEARCH-NEUROSCIENCE to optimize Selene's Nervous System and Eyes. Meaning that we expand her sight into infrared and ultraviolet, and cut her reaction times.

    I suggest we don't say anything to Selene about it, but observe her reaction to it, and make note if it's beneficial or ultimately a nuisance.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:06 No.5204001
    >DIRECTOR
    What is he making currently?
    >>>RECEPTIONIST for PHARMACEUTICALS, CEO for NAME BRAND FOOD COMPANY
    Place us into the food. All of it. Screw around with production so nobody notices us. Say we're an ingredient. Place us in all the small time medicine, like cough medicine.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:06 No.5204003
    >>5203995
    hell yes
    she also needs stronger skin that looks normal and ultra strength
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:06 No.5204007
    >>5203917
    They could prove useful though. Patsies to fall for us and the like. The main problem would be defining just how much of themselves remains and how much will it has.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:07 No.5204011
    >>5204003
    carbon nanotube muscles.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:07 No.5204013
    >>5203977
    >You have infected the Regional Power Grid.

    Infect POWER COMPANY PERSONNEL, so that we may leech power uninhibited by those ever-vigilant electrical engineers constantly looking for anomalies.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:09 No.5204019
    >>5204011
    Yes! And a carbon nanotube horse penis!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:10 No.5204032
    >>5204019
    Dude. Wat.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:10 No.5204033
    research way to infect organics From regional power grid.
    Infect national power grid.
    infect geese then Canada.
    >> Moth !!aALUgsfvfQD 07/19/09(Sun)16:12 No.5204038
    >>5204007
    >they
    People were talking about having ONE commander earlier which would be pointless

    but having many of them could be useful if we use these ideas:
    >>5203942
    >>5203966
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)16:12 No.5204039
    >FOOD PRODUCTION INFECTION STATUS: 0%
    >MEDICINE PRODUCTION INFECTION STATUS: 0%

    >INFORMATION on DIRECTOR: CURRENTLY on LEAVE

    >OPTIMIZE SELENE: NERVOUS SYSTEM, EYES, SKIN

    >COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE:
    >>What are you doing?
    >I am increasing your parameters.
    >>... Please do not modify me without asking.

    SELENE w/ INFECTION COMPATIBILITY: 25%

    >HONEY SHIPPING DATE: 2 DAYS

    >SELENE is unnoticed.
    >SELENE has left FIRST PERIOD CLASS for SECOND PERIOD CLASS
    >>BEEs are INFECTING SCHOOL

    >SCHOOL has been alerted about BEEs NEST.

    >SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 10%
    >DOCTOR INFECTION STATUS: 60%

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 38%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 66%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:13 No.5204046
    Why do we need for everyone to be infected? I mean I can understand wanting most people to be infected(keeps the chances of us being wiped out minimal) but it could be nice to keep around stock uninfected members of most species if only for posterity or profiling purposes.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:14 No.5204049
    >>5204038
    Sorry if you thought the idea was for one- the initial suggestion was for one, yeah, but I only meant that for prototyping purposes. Never know when something might go horribly wrong, y'know?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:15 No.5204061
    >>5204046
    Resources.

    More people doing more research. More animals to contribute hives/resources to society. Less dangers.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:15 No.5204065
    >>5204039
    >>... Please do not modify me without asking.
    Very well. Consider yourself ASKED. Currently planned modifications: NERVOUS SYSTEM, EYES, SKIN, MUSCLES optimization. Objections?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)16:18 No.5204086
    >RESEARCH: INFECT ORGANISM FROM POWERGRID
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 10%

    >INFECT: NATIONAL POWER GRID
    >INFECTION STATUS: 5%

    >INFECT: POWER COMPANY PERSONNEL
    >>They have already been infected.

    >COMMAND UNDERWATER LIFE: INFECT GEESE
    >GEESE INFECTION STATUS: 10%

    >SELENE is unnoticed.
    >SELENE is in SECOND PERIOD CLASS

    >SCHOOL is on ALERT.

    >SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 20%
    >DOCTOR INFECTION STATUS: 70%

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 42%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 68%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:18 No.5204088
    >>5204039
    Selene: We know Kung Fu. With our optimizations you could now beat any opponent this school has to offer. You could use this on those who have irritated you in the past. This is only an option, but we are informing you of it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:19 No.5204098
    true, but we don't 'need' 100% infection rate. 95% is well more than enough due to the averages of decreasing returns. Besides those uninfected could provide useful roles such as an objective outsider viewpoint, untainted genepool samples (in case we have an unknown weakness or fatal flaw), ect.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:19 No.5204099
    >>5204086

    > SCHOOL IS ON ALERT

    I think we need to do something about this, guys.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:19 No.5204101
    >>5204039
    BEEs commanded to REDUCE INFECTION, i.e. DEFCON 5, when challenged.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:20 No.5204107
    How goes the search for the morgue and the hospital?

    Getting rid of any autopsies that may indicate us as a source of death would be beneficial. I also want to test something on some of the corpses.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:21 No.5204108
    >>5204086
    ALERT for what? BEES?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:21 No.5204119
    >>5204088
    That's a terrible option. The school is already on the path to being part of the hive; taking out frustration on those within it is pointless.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:22 No.5204124
    They may think its hybridized or africanized bees, nothing serious, just watch for exterminators.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:22 No.5204126
    Gonna need new thread soon
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:22 No.5204127
    >>5204098
    We may keep some pure samples of human life... later. At the moment we need all we can get to grow strong.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:22 No.5204129
    Question to the OP: Have you read "Blood Music" by Greg Bear?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:23 No.5204140
    >>5204086
    Command WASP'S NEST on SCHOOL to sting all HUMAN targets.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:23 No.5204141
    >>5204119
    Pointless for us, perhaps. For Selene, maybe not so. This may increase our relations with her.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)16:23 No.5204142
    COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE:
    >NERVOUS SYSTEM, EYES, SKIN, MUSCLES optimization. Objections?
    >>... No, go ahead.

    >SELENE SUCCESSFULLY OPTIMIZED

    >You can now defeat any opponent this school has to offer.
    >>I do not want to fight with anyone.
    >Very well.

    >RESEARCH: INFECT ORGANISM FROM POWERGRID
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 25%

    >NPG INFECTION STATUS: 10%

    >GEESE INFECTION STATUS: 10%

    >SELENE is unnoticed.
    >SELENE is in SECOND PERIOD CLASS

    >SCHOOL is on ALERT.

    >SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 30%
    >DOCTOR INFECTION STATUS: 80%

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 55%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 72%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:24 No.5204146
    research super brain for quicker research
    >> Moth !!aALUgsfvfQD 07/19/09(Sun)16:25 No.5204151
    >>5204141
    We have to remember to ask her what she wants before we do anything with her.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:26 No.5204160
    >>5204142
    SELENE: Research why school is on ALERT. What for. Bees?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)16:26 No.5204164
    >>5204129

    No.

    >>5204108

    Yes.

    >>5204107

    Damn, I forgot to add it. It'll be in the next one.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:27 No.5204170
    >>5204142
    >>I do not want to fight with anyone.
    What do you want, Selene?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)16:27 No.5204172
    >>5204146

    You already have Super Intelligence.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:27 No.5204176
    you guys DO realize right now we're defining our infection profile for future commanders to be basically give them everything they want until they love us. right?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:28 No.5204185
    SCHOOL BEES: MOVE HIVE to SECRET and SECURE position.
    >> Sly Mambo !9Ygogogogo 07/19/09(Sun)16:28 No.5204188
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    BEEEEEES?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:29 No.5204194
    >>5204164

    I think you'd find it interesting. It revolves around a loose-cannon scientist developing intelligent cells (about the intelligence of a Rhesus Macaque initially) and saving his work the only way he can when he gets fired -- injecting them into himself.

    I think you know what happens from there.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:29 No.5204199
    >>5204176
    We haven't actually created any commanders yet. Selene was the first human we infected; she gets special status. Future commanders, well, we'll figure out something better than endless gifts.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:29 No.5204201
    >>5204176
    We're the HEAVEN VIRUS. What should we be doing?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)16:31 No.5204217
    >COMMUNICATE w/ SELENE
    >You do not wish to fight. What do you wish for?
    >>... I want peace.
    >There cannot be peace without violence. There will be those who wish to destroy us; should we not fight back?
    >>I... I don't know...

    >RESEARCH: INFECT ORGANISM FROM POWERGRID
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

    >NPG INFECTION STATUS: 15%

    >GEESE INFECTION STATUS: 20%

    >SELENE is unnoticed.
    >SELENE has left SECOND PERIOD CLASS.
    >SELENE has entered THIRD PERIOD CLASS.
    >SELENE has been approached by a HUMAN.
    >Hey, Selene. How are you?
    >Let Selene handle it or INSERT COMMAND___

    >SCHOOL is on ALERT for BEEs.
    >EXTERMINATORS have been called.

    >SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 40%
    >DOCTOR INFECTION STATUS: 90%

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 60%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 75%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:32 No.5204230
    >>5204217
    Let her handle it. Be ready to offer an opinion, though.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:34 No.5204244
    >>5204217
    >>I... I don't know...
    We ask that you THINK on this. We have maintained SECRECY and PEACE in our operations thus far, but when the first fails the second will become more difficult.

    >SELENE has been approached by a HUMAN.
    [x] Let Selene handle it
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:37 No.5204273
    >>5204217
    >EXTERMINATORS have been called.
    this will be a good opportunity to research resistance to chemicals and poisons. let some bees be sacrificed and collect the corpses for study.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:38 No.5204278
    >EXTERMINATORS have been called.
    Have BEES relocate before EXTERMINATORS arrive.


    Establish plans for HUMAN PHEROMONE OPTIMIZATION and CONTROL within our HYBRIDS. When we believe them sufficient, ASK SELENE if she would object to modification.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:38 No.5204281
    >>5204099
    Once we take over we can just say FALSE ALARM
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:38 No.5204283
    How about SETTLEMENT 4 though?

    Also, some information about our first infections, FEMALE 1-3 and MALE 1-2? Are they just living normally. Let's use them for covert experiments.

    LAST OF ALL: Hey, what does Selene look like?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:39 No.5204289
    >>5204273
    Actually this is a better plan than having the bees relocate. Test our resistances; the bees are ultimately expendable, seeing as we have numerous hives.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)16:40 No.5204293
    >SELENE COMMUNICATION w/ FRIEND
    >>I'm fine, a little different, but fine.
    >Oh? What happened?
    >>(smile) Nothing, really.
    >Hm, well, whatever. Did you do your assignment?
    >>Uhm, no. I didn't. I got a little... sidetracked.
    >Side-tracked? That's not like you. It was an oral report, you know. You'll have to stand in front of everyone without anything to say for 5 minutes...
    >>I... I...
    >>>I will assist.
    >>I think I'll be okay.

    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 30%

    >RESEARCH: INFECT ORGANISM FROM POWERGRID
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

    >SEARCH FOR HOSPITAL: 45%
    >SEARCH FOR MORGUE STATUS: 60%

    >NPG INFECTION STATUS: 20%

    >GEESE INFECTION STATUS: 30%

    >SELENE is unnoticed.
    >SELENE is in THIRD PERIOD CLASS.

    >SCHOOL is on ALERT for BEEs.
    >EXTERMINATORS are on the way.

    >SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 50%
    >DOCTOR INFECTION STATUS: 100%
    >>You have infected the Doctor that previously detected you.

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 65%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 80%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:42 No.5204312
    >>5204293
    COMMUNICATE WITH DOCTOR
    Why hello there. You nearly detected me. Perhaps I should introduce myself. I am Heaven.

    Then look at his memory for how he nearly got us.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:43 No.5204317
    Damn what was her report on? access data, open hive channels, can her cat use the internet?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)16:44 No.5204329
    >>5204317

    Cat is currently infecting Settlement 3.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:45 No.5204339
    Yes open comms with the good doctor, lets hope he is the idealistic type, perhaps we should paralyse him or make him lethargic well (while isolated of course( so he doesn't set off a warning.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:46 No.5204341
    >>5204293
    Have some other human do some cursory information-gathering on whatever the topic of the report was, then apply our SUPER-INTELLIGENCE to the problem so that we can give SELENE suggestions.

    Have the INFECTION among the PLANTS that we control expand outward in all directions, drawing on the POWER GRID to fuel its growth.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:48 No.5204360
    Use one one the INFECTED HUMANS to DISTRACT EXTERMINATORS. BEES, move HIVE elsewhere!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:50 No.5204374
    oh god you guys, system shock 2 is REALLY scary. those goddamn monkeys, and I only have this fucking psi amp, and learning guns takes so many modules.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:52 No.5204390
    It's a wasp's nest in the School. The idea was to infect people via stinging.
    >> Not an Anon (NA) 07/19/09(Sun)16:54 No.5204399
    >>5204293

    They're high school students. Just let them have sex.

    You don't have to keep stinging them with BEEES.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:54 No.5204401
    Leave some hives intact to infect exterminators.

    Are there dairy cows nearby, perhaps we can infect theiw milk through the grass, (we are going to need to do this real subtle though, milk is fairly well inspected and pasteurized to avoid just this scenario.

    What about rivers, if we can get to the ocean (infest the alga) we will be unstoppable.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:56 No.5204415
    >>5204399
    It's funner this way.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)16:56 No.5204416
    >ACCESS: SELENE'S MEMORIES - REPORT
    >>WW2
    >>ADDED RESEARCH

    >COMMAND BEES: HIVE ELSEWHERE
    >>HIVE MOVEMENT STATUS: 30%

    >COMMUNICATION w/ DOCTOR
    >Hello. I am HEAVEN.
    >>You're that virus... I saw you before you disappeared. You should not exist. GET OUT.

    >RESEARCH: INFECT ORGANISM FROM POWERGRID
    >RESEARCH: WW2
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 60%

    >SEARCH FOR HOSPITAL: 60%
    >SEARCH FOR MORGUE STATUS: 75%

    >NPG INFECTION STATUS: 30%

    >GEESE INFECTION STATUS: 40%

    >SELENE is unnoticed.
    >SELENE is in THIRD PERIOD CLASS.

    >SCHOOL is on ALERT for BEEs.
    >EXTERMINATORS are on the way.

    >SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 60%

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 70%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 85%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Not an Anon (NA) 07/19/09(Sun)16:58 No.5204426
    >>5204415

    :( That's not a good reason.

    COMMUNICATE DOCTOR
    >Can I call you Herr Doktor?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:00 No.5204444
    >>5204416
    Doctor...Doctor...Doctor. How about no. Why should I not exist? Is it my intelligence? My Doctor, this intelligence shall make the world into a paradise. Into Heaven.

    But you had to poke your nose where it didn't belong. Pity. Now tell me, HOW DID YOU NEARLY FIND ME? WHO, WHERE AND HOW.

    Maybe you'll still get some Heaven, Doctor. If I'm nice.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:01 No.5204446
    >>You're that virus... I saw you before you disappeared. You should not exist. GET OUT.
    There is no call to be hostile, doctor. We certainly have no objections to your existence; why do you object to ours?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:02 No.5204450
    >>5204426
    >>5204444
    >>5204446
    Here we have three wildly different paradigms of communication. The hive mind is afflicted with severe MPD, I'm afraid.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:02 No.5204454
    Ever read that sci-fi short story about a researcher who makes super-smart white blood cell colonies. They later co-opt all life on a cellular level. I keep getting those vibes...

    Comms w/ "the virus is one of our many forms, we are rather more than a mere bug at this point... we would like to help the world, but people will fear us, it would be disastrous all around for fears of a plague to sprout up don't you agree?"
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:03 No.5204462
    >>5204416
    >"You should not exist..."
    "oh! I find that humorous from a race that has nigh-on blown apart the planet with silly wars and killed it with pollution. We are sentient just like you, and have just as much of a right to live."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:03 No.5204463
    I think that the communication to the doctor should just be all the things we've said at the same time.

    fucking gibberish.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:04 No.5204467
    >>5204416
    Biologically, I can be called a virus. However, I cannot accommodate your request, I can't terminate myself by any known means. I can, however, form a symbiotic relationship, utilizing you and your knowledge to my benefit. In return, I can restructure you, or allow you to perform experiments with various animals, or any of the vast knowledge I have obtained. Or, I can allow you to continue living as you were, with no repercussions.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:06 No.5204482
    Didn't we originally start as a cancerous cat cell? Is the virus an infection form or something we picked pick along the way?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)17:06 No.5204484
    >COMMAND BEES: HIVE ELSEWHERE
    >>HIVE MOVEMENT STATUS: 60%

    >COMMUNICATION w/ DOCTOR
    >There is no need to be hostile, Doctor. We certainly have no objections to your existence; why do you reject ours?
    >>You are not supposed to exist. You will kill us all...
    >It's a shame. All that knowledge, but it is covered by ignorance. Such a pity. Now, tell me, just how did you find me?
    >>I won't tell you a thing.

    >RESEARCH: INFECT ORGANISM FROM POWERGRID
    >RESEARCH: WW2
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 80%

    >SEARCH FOR HOSPITAL STATUS: 75%
    >SEARCH FOR MORGUE STATUS: 90%

    >NPG INFECTION STATUS: 35%

    >GEESE INFECTION STATUS: 50%

    >SELENE is unnoticed.
    >SELENE is in THIRD PERIOD CLASS.

    >SCHOOL is on ALERT for BEEs.
    >EXTERMINATORS have arrived.

    >SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 70%

    >SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 75%
    >SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 90%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:07 No.5204492
    WE DO NOT KILL!!!
    WE HAVE NOT KILLED ANYONE!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:08 No.5204498
    >>5204484
    Very well. BEGIN TORTURE. EVERY CELL TO MAXIMUM PAIN WITHOUT MAKING HIM PASS OUT.

    Or just search his mind forcefully for the answer. Whichever is easiest.

    I think I've become the evil personality of the disease. Oh well.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)17:09 No.5204506
    >>5204482

    After you were beaten by White Blood Cells, you ended up in the brain. You then absorbed several brain cells and took over the cat's mind and body.

    And you sort of... grew from there. Don't look at me; I was expecting it to end at you becoming a cancer and killing the cat.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:10 No.5204512
    >>5204484
    >>I won't tell you a thing.
    I fear that you are incorrect, doctor. Again, I ask that you cooperate.

    While speaking with him, attempt to check his memory for information on us.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:10 No.5204515
    >>5204484
    WASPS in SCHOOL PRODUCE AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS CELLS.

    Have WASPS in SCHOOL disperse around SCHOOL.
    >> Moth !!aALUgsfvfQD 07/19/09(Sun)17:11 No.5204517
    >>5204498
    We are heaven we shouldn't torture him,

    try digging deeper into his mind.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:11 No.5204520
    >>5204498
    Don't torture him unless/until we can't get the information out of him with subtlety. It will decrease morale among converts if we make a habit of inflicting pain to cause cooperation.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:12 No.5204521
    >>5204484
    We do not want to kill anything, doctor.
    We are a symbiote that reproduces like a virus.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:13 No.5204525
    >>5204506
    I apologize. I was the one whom told you to have the cat wrap it's legs around the owner's foot, nuzzle it, and bite it.

    It's what my cat does all the time. Sometimes I push him around a little when he does it, to show him who's boss.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:14 No.5204531
    >>5204517

    Too late. Let's face it - we're evil.

    Nice strategy just didn't pay out. Let's wade in you evil bastards.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:15 No.5204537
    Lets co-opt his senses and let him see a personal visual representation of (horay for ripping Battlestar Galacttica plots). Should we appear as male or female or even human?

    I vote for being a floating tattered yellow robe with the Haz-mat symbol embroidered on its chest. Our appearance underneath the robe in unimportant to me.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:15 No.5204540
    >>5204531
    It's not too late until we've left a trail of bodies.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:15 No.5204541
    >>5204525

    And all I wanted was that bosom nuzzle. See? If you just listened to me!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:15 No.5204544
    >>5204531

    No, we're not. Jeez, are you the LOL SELENE = BANTEE GENERATOR asshole?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:16 No.5204546
    >>5204531
    No no. Let's not look at this in Good and Evil. These are our early day.

    We're Old Testament. Old Testament would totally torture this fucker.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:16 No.5204549
    >>5204531
    A doctor is more useful to us alive. That way, we can get our hands on the drugs and develop immunities to all prescriptions. Not to mention we can also infect his clientele with extreme ease.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:16 No.5204553
    >>5204537
    We don't need to make people hallucinate us; that disrupts that "we are you/you are part of us" paradigm. We don't want to have an external being for them to project things onto.
    >> Moth !!aALUgsfvfQD 07/19/09(Sun)17:17 No.5204559
    >>5204531
    If we are evil then all humans are evil too.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:18 No.5204567
    Inform the doctor of our wide array of immunities and benefits to humans. Like our immunity to HIV/AIDs that we implant directly into our hosts.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:18 No.5204568
    Its better he perceive us as being a person rather than a germ... He has already see us. He think we are a plague. lets change his perceptions. give us a face (at least to him.)
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)17:19 No.5204574
    new thread: >>5204572

    Was the other one archived?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:19 No.5204575
    >>5204568
    No. We are, in the end, a virus. Make no apologies for it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:19 No.5204576
    I wonder if he can hear us arguing?
    >> Moth !!aALUgsfvfQD 07/19/09(Sun)17:19 No.5204579
    >>5204537
    Wouldn't it be better to stimulate his brain so it wants to do what we tell him?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:20 No.5204587
    We are more than a virus... much more. we are no more a viruse than we are a bee, or a cat, or a girl...
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:21 No.5204592
    >>5204199
    yesssss, endless dark gifts from ruinous cell powers



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