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!AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 07/24/09(Fri)05:20 No.5243964 File1248427202.png-(478 KB, 800x600, 1245355431421.png)
>>5243893 I always pictured that you would date Shizune for months, idly trading kisses and such on dates, staying up late and talking until the sun comes up (you would obviously have learned sign language by then), and then on a Saturday, you would be in your room, just the two of you. Without signing, she gives you that look. You know what look I'm talking about. You know it's time. Your penis cries out in victory, and the two of you begin to shuffle on top of one another, set up in that awkward position, her shirt unbuttioned and exposed, and right as you are about to begin,
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ AM I INTERRUPTING?" "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, MISHA NOT FUCKING NOW! BUSY! KNOCK!" "Oh, sorry Hicchan, Shicchan! I'll leave you two lovebirds alone! Play safe, you two! WAHAHAHAHA~" As she leaves, the door to your room is wide open, leaving the two of you to hurriedly clothe yourselves. You sit, talking idly with Shizune, casually mentioning that another time would be best. While you silently swear an oath to KILL MISHA.
But she doesn't care. Her job is done. Now she's off to the library to terrorize Hanako for about an hour, or maybe go and get some lunch.
She's going to play it by ear. |