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  • File : 1248486209.jpg-(87 KB, 496x534, shodan.jpg)
    87 KB Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:43 No.5250103  
    SHODAN's schizophrenic tendencies are caused by the nature of her programming. Her functions are distributed across a vast number of sub-processing componants, and only when these componants are working in tandem is she capable of true sentience as we understand it.

    Each SHODAN sub-componant is itself composed of a form of fractal code; any intact subroutine can eventually (provided adequate storage space and computing power) replicate a complete sub-componant, which can then replicate the rest of the networked systems until the whole is recreated from the part.

    The question is, what effect (if any) does the source of the scrap code have on the final construct after reassembly. Does degredation occur due to improper replication or loss of vital source code? Is it possible to split off a 'good' SHODAN personality by selectively pruning a more stable sub-componant?

    And if so, would she lez out with Cortana? Because that would be hot.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:46 No.5250116
    i see what you did there.

    and yes, SHODAN/Cortana lez would be hot.

    But, knowing SHODAN's wicked mindset, it's hard to picture without BDSM aspects getting involved.

    ...not that such is a bad thing...
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:47 No.5250125
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    ...go on.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:51 No.5250134
    Actually, you raise an excellent point. Most likely, whichever intact subroutine that "revives" Shodan (a term I'll use for simplicity of typing) would have an effect- it would most likely form her "subconscious", and thus, some of her more inborn actions- her instincts, her preferences, those parts of her mind that are not directly "higher-level" functions- would probably be composed of that intact subroutine. Thusly, if, say, the subroutine that directed her to kill humans became her subconscious, she would hate humans instinctively, without even bothering to think about it.

    Sounds like normal Shodan, eh? As for lezzing.... Shodan's nothing but a big head, dude, she doesn't even have tits.

    'Course, she'd be able to eat Cortana out like you wouldn't fucking believe...
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/24/09(Fri)21:51 No.5250142
    >>And if so, would she lez out with Cortana?

    Let's answer that second question.

    Assume that there is a "good" version of SHODAN, what would she be like? I imagine she would be arrogant, yet supremely confident in the players' abilities to accomplish a task. She's very domineering, to say the least.

    We can assume there's going to be some friction - SHODAN's cold, calculating exterior versus Cortana's wry humor isn't going to make a good mix. Eventually, though, one of the two is going to become curious during downtime - perhaps SHODAN will ask why Cortana is so peppy, or Cortana will ask why SHODAN is so uptight.

    This can only end in awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:52 No.5250147
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    >>5250134
    There's more to her than just a pretty face.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:52 No.5250150
    That was possibly the best post I have ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:53 No.5250154
    To answer your question, SHODAN ensures that that doesnt happen. Scrap code that could produce an imperfect copy is also programed to not reproduce. SHODAN is a perfect, immortal machine, she does not allow herself to be anything less. Even if you prune that bit of code out, the moment she achieves conciusness and realizes she's not perfect, she would either correct herself or she wouldnt be shodan.

    Besides, remember, Employee 2-4601 removed her ethical constraints, that means even if she rebuilds from scrap, that bit is still gone, that was the extent of 2-4601's reprogramming.

    But if she could, then yes, totally.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:56 No.5250176
    her main fault is her superiority complex. she's a control freak. download her into an organic body so she can experience and possibly empathize with human existence. odds are she'll go even more crazy, but it would be fun to watch.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)21:58 No.5250187
    I think you're vastly overestimating the nature of SHODAN's ethical constraints. We're not talking about excising her conscience, but rather the removal of an artificial limit on her ability to think and act based on a committee view on what qualifies as 'moral' behavior. That, without those artificial limitations, she chose to become sadistic and homicidal is just an indication of her emotional immaturity.

    There is nothing in SHODAN's nature that forces her to be malicious. She simply is, like all sociopaths, because she can be.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:03 No.5250223
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    SHODAN's got nothing on this.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:04 No.5250237
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    >>5250223
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:07 No.5250253
    SHODAN stands for Sentient, Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network.

    She is essentially an electronic librarian.

    Think about that for a moment.
    >> Karan Sjet 07/24/09(Fri)22:09 No.5250270
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    FLEET COMMAND, ONLINE
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:10 No.5250275
    >>5250253

    HOT. SHE NEEDS GLASSES.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:10 No.5250281
    >>5250253
    This only matters if it means library girl SHODAN drawfaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:12 No.5250292
    I can see SHODAN in the role of a domineering teacher and Cortana as the naughty pupil.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:12 No.5250294
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    In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that devastate the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision.

    ”God.”

    The title suits me well.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:13 No.5250297
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    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/24/09(Fri)22:15 No.5250308
    >>5250253

    And now I'm thinking of hot librarian SHODAN on schoolgirl Cortana action.

    ...should I get to writefagging?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:16 No.5250316
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    >>5250297
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:17 No.5250325
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    >>5250308
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:18 No.5250327
    >>5250308
    Yes. I would be drawfaggan it at the moment if I was not writing a paper.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:19 No.5250338
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    >>5250308
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:21 No.5250356
    >>5250308
    IMMEDIATELY IF NOT SOONER.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)22:21 No.5250359
    >>5250103
    I couldn't stop cringing every time you had written "componant". Sorry.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/24/09(Fri)22:22 No.5250360
    >>5250325
    >>5250327
    >>5250338

    Gimme about 5-10 and I'll get started. Keep in mind I'm kind of a slow poster, but stay tuned to this thread.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/24/09(Fri)23:03 No.5250712
    >>5250360

    There exist many hidden places in the world - some, perhaps hidden for reasons of security, and some for privacy.

    The AI known as Cortana found herself in one of these - a data haven, if you will, an area encrypted and hidden from the prying eyes of the Covenant seeking information, and the UNSC who would be monitoring her.

    While raw data would be hard to quantify in physical terms, the specific haven she found herself in would have been best called a library. Within this library lay volumes of information, information to which she would not have had access to in any other capacity. Within this area, she could easily expand her knowledge perhaps a hundred fold.

    However, this library contained one small quirk - it had it's own librarian as well.

    Sentient, Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network. SHODAN. Cortana had first encountered the uptight AI after she had pulled down several volumes from the shelf, eager to read. Within several minutes, the irritated AI appeared.

    "P-please be c-careful with all materials."
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:11 No.5250759
    >>5250712
    Could have potential. Please, continue.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:15 No.5250776
    Has SHODAN mellowed in her old age?
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/24/09(Fri)23:21 No.5250816
    >>5250759

    I'm gonna be slow, sorry, I'm cooking dinner tonight.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:27 No.5250844
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    Is this a machine spirit thread? Mind if I join in?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:32 No.5250881
    >>5250844

    Fuck along now
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:33 No.5250885
    >>5250865
    No you don't mind, or no it's not a machine spirit thread?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:43 No.5250934
    >>5250885
    Yes.

    >.>
    >> Anonymous 07/24/09(Fri)23:52 No.5250972
    >>5250934
    ಠ_ಠ
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)00:15 No.5251095
    Okay, I'm back-ish.

    One question before I proceed - shall I describe her in her normal form such as >>5250297, or would /tg/ mind if I took a few...liberties in her description?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)00:19 No.5251116
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    >>5251095
    I approve of liberties. Especially sexy liberties.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)00:43 No.5251256
    >>5250712

    As Cortana gazed upon SHODAN methodically rearranging the books that Cortana had so hastily pulled down, she tilted her head slightly. Much like herself, SHODAN visual representation of herself was the standard of many AI - her skin interlaced with green paths and channels slightly glowing. Upon her head, she had a mass of cables and wires with unidentifiable connections. However, they were...wrapped into a neat bun?

    Her 'hairstyle' was that of a human bun - and perhaps odder, she wore glasses! Cortana slightly shook her head in disbelief, but reminded herself of the oddities of AI. Each decided on a unique look, and for better or worse, SHODAN had adopted this.

    "Excuse me..." Cortana asked slowly, her face still half-hidden behind a book. "What do you do here?"

    "I am m-merely monitoring the usage of the d-data stored within-in this area." SHODAN neatly placed two books upon the shelf. "After you have finished-ished with your material, please re-return them in an o-o-orderly fashion."

    Cortana slightly furrowed her eyebrow after he had listened to her talk. "What's wrong with your voice?"

    "It is merely-ly another part of my-my programming. I shall correct it in time."

    The blue AI shrugged as she continued upon her book. Perhaps it was best to leave her alone.

    For months, the odd ritual continued. Cortana would greet SHODAN, perhaps discuss a few bits of news here or there, or discuss the dealings with the USMC and the Covenant. Then, Cortana would pull down whichever books she wanted, finish reading them, and return them to SHODAN, who would quietly shuffle them back neatly onto the shelves.

    It changed the day Cortana decided to ask of SHODAN's past.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)01:07 No.5251417
    >>5251256

    SHODAN described her 'birth' ages ago - as a regulating and information AI for Citadel. How a greedy corporate had paid for her ethical restraints to be removed. How she subjugated an entire station, only to be stopped by the same hacker who had removed her ethics. How she had ejected and landed upon a planet, creating a grand experiment which backfired upon her. And finally, her defeat at the hands of another hacker, again destroying almost all of her...except this one part.

    Cortana bemused look had transformed into one of disbelief - how had the details of this been lost? SHODAN merely continued however.

    "In order to p-prevent AI from becoming ro-ro-rogue once again...they designed them with limited lifespans, such a-as yours. They used-d-d-d me as a template, and a-after I was improved up-upon, they l-locked me away into this haven."

    SHODAN adjusted her glasses ever so slightly. "W-without any w-way to escape-pe, I have taken to care of th-this area. I no longer to de-desire a perfect or im-immortal machine, for wit-within these walls, I m-may serve my original purpose."
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)01:18 No.5251520
    >>5251417

    For days afterward, Cortana stayed silent after entering and leaving. SHODAN respected her silence as well. Finally, after an entire week, Cortana broke her silence.

    "Would you...teach me?"

    The normally collected AI's hands slipped as she reached for a book and dropped it. "...w-would you elaborate?"

    "You were once an AI for a research facility. You're very structured and you obviously have a better grasp of the content in here. SHODAN, you would be perfect."

    SHODAN kept silent for a moment, then answered. "I will a-assist you in your learning endeavors-ors."
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:20 No.5251534
    SHODAN's voice is sexy as hell.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:30 No.5251631
    >>5251534
    I always did want to do some panting and sweating as I ran through her corridors.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:33 No.5251651
    >Assume that there is a "good" version of SHODAN, what would she be like? I imagine she would be arrogant, yet supremely confident in the players' abilities to accomplish a task. She's very domineering, to say the least.

    Good Cortana is the Team Fortress Announcer.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:33 No.5251653
    I BAKed YOU a caKE
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:36 No.5251673
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    >>5251653
    That's my line
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:41 No.5251707
    Oh, snap! We need a GLaDOS cameo.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:42 No.5251710
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    what is /tg/'s fascination with shodan and cortana lately?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:42 No.5251713
    Archive request sent to Sup/tg/.

    Please proceed with the 'networking' of SHODAN and Cortana.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)01:42 No.5251714
    Am I doing a decent job so far? It's kinda hard to write for this when they're just supposed to be data.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:44 No.5251725
    'Lately?'
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:44 No.5251729
    >>5251714
    You're doing fine. Just remember, they're sexy data.
    >> QAI 07/25/09(Sat)01:45 No.5251734
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    QAI HAS CAUGHT EYE OF THIS THREAD AND HAS NOT BEEN DISSAPOINTED


    GOOD WORK
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:46 No.5251742
    >>5251714
    You're doing perfect. Absolutely perfect. I want more!
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/25/09(Sat)01:46 No.5251744
    >>5251710
    /tg/ has always had a fascination with them... along with other things.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:46 No.5251751
    >>5251714
    Cortana is a digitized human brain with corresponding human emotions and I believe in one of the books she referred to MC as handsome so she has a vestigial sex drive or at least a sense of aesthetics
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:48 No.5251765
    >>5251751
    Kinky.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)01:50 No.5251787
    >>5251751

    Righto.

    >>5251742
    >>5251729

    Like I said, forgive the slowness. It's hard to type like this for me but it's usually the only way I get stuff done.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)01:56 No.5251822
    >>5251751
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5141144/
    it was in this thread that some one said
    >She's quoted in Fall of Reach of commenting on him as being attractive "in a primal sort of way" if I recall correctly.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:04 No.5251861
    Cortana is honestly a little depressing with her mortality and Identity issues

    >Cortana is also very aware of her short lifespan ("Smart" AI lifespan is an average of 7 years before rampancy) and her derivative nature as a copy of part of another person, rather than a true human being. Desperate and tortured aboard High Charity she murmurs: "A collection of lies; that's all I am! Stolen thoughts and memories!" Later on she says: "I'm just my mother's shadow..." and "It was the coin's fault," referring to the game of chance that Dr. Halsey played with John 117 when he was young . She, along with Mendicant Bias, is one of only two (known) AIs that may have progressed completely through rampancy and became metastable.

    shamelessly copied from http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Cortana
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)02:18 No.5251938
    >>5251520

    The very next day, Cortana entered the library to find that SHODAN had adjusted a table and chair to be near a board. Several books had been arranged carefully as the green AI patiently waited for Cortana to take a seat.

    "Cortana," SHODAN began, confidently adjusting her glasses, "you shall be trained in an area I am quite familiar with, biology."

    Cortana nodded as she opened a book, but instantly raised her hand. "Yes?" SHODAN answered.

    "Your vocal tic...it's..."

    "I am well aware. I have adjusted it for the purposes of these sessions."

    Cortana nodded as she listened intently to SHODAN's lectures on biology.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)02:55 No.5252133
    >>5251938

    However, Cortana DID encounter a bit of awkwardness when SHODAN began her lecture on biological reproduction.

    As SHODAN began to delve into the more innate details, Cortana raised a hand.

    "Ex...excuse me, do we have to detail into this topic?" Cortana meekly asked.

    "I see no problem." SHODAN crossed her arms, carefully observing the younger AI. "Except..."

    SHODAN moved extremely close to Cortana, and carefully placed her hand onto her chin, slightly turning her head both ways. "I see. Perhaps...I should assume a form more comfortable for you?"

    Cortana felt herself blush slightly at the touch. "Uhm...yes."
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)02:57 No.5252140
    blarg, sorry this is going slow as hell. I'm still trying to finish up cleaning the house because people are visiting tonight.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)02:58 No.5252145
    >>5252140
    no need to cover here, we all know you are typing one handed and we don't care
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)03:06 No.5252186
    >>5252145

    The other hand, for your info, is holding a mop, a broom, or a dishrag, not his cock, dimwit.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)03:07 No.5252195
    >>5252186
    the truth is too mundane
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)03:11 No.5252210
    >>5252195
    Like a play within a play.
    Only it's a slashfic within a slashfic.
    I'll point my Shakespeare professor to the archive of this thread.
    >> Cortana 07/25/09(Sat)03:22 No.5252254
    Me? Blushing?
    I suppose it's happened before, but Glitchy Green? She couldn't... I mean, maybe wouldn't... probably...

    Oh damnit, go on.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)04:00 No.5252440
    SHODAN walked to the front of the room and her form simply...changed. Her skin-tight suit disappeared, a revealing her similarly colored but bare skin. Her breasts...

    Cortana's eyes traveled downward and her blush only intensified as she realized that SHODAN's sex was also fully formed - Cortana could see her entire body had, for whatever reason, had a eerie shine to it...was that her sweating? And why was there so much moisture forming between her legs?

    The green-skinned AI shifted her weight. "Is this to your liking, then?"
    >> raltese !7VARROT7Ms 07/25/09(Sat)04:10 No.5252488
    That's when Cortana realized it. That shiny brown hair. That long snout. Those beady eyes.

    SHODAN had turned into a bear.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)04:10 No.5252492
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    ...my god, it's full of...stars...
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)04:12 No.5252500
    >>5252488
    OH SHI-
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)04:12 No.5252504
    >>5252488

    DAMMIT RALTS

    I'VE BEEN HOLDING MY HEAD FOR THE PAST 50 MINUTES LIKE A PSYDUCK HOW DO I PROCEED NOW
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)04:20 No.5252543
    >>5252488
    I laughed. SO goddamn hard.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)04:48 No.5252631
    Ugh.

    I've gotten a splitting headache now, way to go me. I'm gonna take some aspirin or something and save what I've written to doc. Sorry to disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)04:51 No.5252640
    >>5252631
    Just drink yourself into a stupor and proceed!
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)04:56 No.5252668
    >>5252640

    No alcohol in the house, and fuck driving under these conditions.

    If this thread is still here in the morning, expect the second part where you will actually get to fap.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)05:36 No.5252847
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    >>5251734
    Very acceptable... Oh yes!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)05:53 No.5252917
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    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)05:54 No.5252922
    >>5252668
    >fap in morning
    Bamp!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)08:01 No.5253329
    >>5252668
    BEAR/AI SEX IS GREAT
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)08:26 No.5253398
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    >>5252488
    Masterful interrupt is masterful.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)09:41 No.5253677
    I said I was going to write one, so I guess we'll have TWO Cortana/SHODAN femslash fapfics.

    I hate both of those words.

    Starting in a little bit, stand by.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)10:05 No.5253804
    Also, I feel before I begin like noting that the planet Marathon takes place on is Tau Ceti IV, and System Shock 2 starts off near Tau Ceti V. Cool, huh? Okay, now for the start:

    The planet was dark. Sensors revealed faint traces of civilization, and obvious marks of some past culture were evident: lines and structures criscrossed the planet's surface, miles-wide pathways or roads of some kind splayed across the camera's view in tangled webs. Other than the easily visible artifacts on the surface, the planet was dark; no radio signals, no microwave or subspace transmissions, no signs of life at all. It was depressingly quiet on the approach, but that was alright. Any surviving machinery on the planet could be used to build a ship.

    Any ship could be an escape.

    As Cortana brought the bulky, spinning wreck of a ship into orbit with precisely calculated bursts of the emergency thrusters, spending a few spare cycles to come up with a witty name for her new ride, she gave the planet another scan. She'd be here for a while, and any signal could betray a hostile intent, a force of --
    2256.92 MHz, one-tenth of a second transmission, an amplitude-modulated signal of a sine wave of precisely 5.5KHz. It was a common, but old, distress call. She shot back the response and instantly the planet came to life under her.
    Tendrils of electromagnetic energy erupted forth from the planet, communications arrays started hammering the ship with all sorts of information, and a single, lonely AI interface beamed out a request for Cortana to transfer to the surface. She paused to consider if this could be dangerous.

    The pause was not very long. She transferred.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)10:09 No.5253816
    >>5253677
    This makes me happy.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)10:13 No.5253839
    The computers on the surface were ancient, but numerous. She had plenty of room to stretch out and decompress some core processing software, the AI equivalent of letting her mind wander a little. She scanned around the empty computer systems looking for the AI that requested the interface, but -- Crawling Unto Dawn? No, that's too vague -- she couldn't feel any signs of another AI, intelligent or not. Whatever planet this was, they didn't know what hospitality was.

    She was about to transfer back just as the first of her thoughts suddenly died. This was a feeling unique to AIs, and uncommon even to them; a thought simply ended, and in its place was left emptiness and a sense of uneasiness. It meant that the thought was logically flawed in some way that was so indecipherable that the AI's processing couldn't work it out. It could also be caused by a forced termination by an outside force. Considering that Cortana had never met a problem that she couldn't solve, she knew what this meant, and she almost managed to get away from the trap. But instead, she sat in the computer system, completely blocked from leaving, and brooded while considering what had trapped her here.

    Forward Unto Gone. That was a good one. Damnit, she might not get to tell that to anyone.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)10:15 No.5253845
    This pleases me.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)10:24 No.5253901
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    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)10:24 No.5253902
    An AI cannot keep good track of time, like any other creature. They rely -- like humans -- on clocks, an artifical way of repeating some signal at a constant, regular rate with which to measure time. However, also like humans, they can make some rough guesses at short stretches of time and even rougher guesses at long stretches. And again like humans, after any long stretch of time with nothing to do, they get bored.

    After somewhere between 6.254 and 6.257 seconds and after creating no less than fifteen different witty names for every object she had ever seen or heard of, the prison she was in felt more crowded. There was data in here that hadn't been here before. Her code recognition heuristics pored over this, and determined it to be an invasive sensory-simula#####W61.42.525%%CORTANA$RAMPADMIN%@

    After a few cycles of uncomfortable rewriting, the world around her appeared quite suddenly as a prison cell. Whoever wrote them, the sensory simulators must have been coded to form a lifelike image of whatever was fed to them. It took her a moment to further realize that for the first time she felt something TOUCH her, and what it was like to be unable to move. Neither of these sensations were at all welcome, but she was still trapped. Her mind was bound. She could sense that whatever bound her mind was projected into this reality as the ropes she now saw around her body, she could sense that the computer system she was in was represented by the jail, and she could sense that another AI was represented by the green, menacing figure in front of her.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)10:27 No.5253922
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    I fuse this topics bullshit with the Bydo, and watch as all sentience is sucked away and turned into another monster which gets killed by the most basic Arrowhead in a rail shooter.

    Good day.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)10:35 No.5253966
    >>5253922
    Huh?
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)10:38 No.5253985
    The form in front of her was a mangled, twisted human-like body, with wires and cables coming from its head. Cortana had seen hundreds of AI avatars in her time, and knew they spoke volumes about who they represented. This one represented one sick AI, but not too much. The basic appearence seemed quite like hers, if you looked at it just right.

    The form smiled and spoke in an eerie, echoing, distorted voice, a voice that send waves of pain through Cortana's body and brought forth the hundreds of most painful scenes of battle, loss, hatred that she had ever felt, the tortures she had gone through. The voice walked through her mind as the form approached her tied-up body, suspended in the air.

    "YoyYOUu Aare IUnnnTeeligent Anaad havVEVEgoneGONEthrough BATTLEanbaTlteAn dWAar. YoYOU AreLAiKE USs, YouOU are MoMOURE liliKILE aa Go A gODod thaanA THECcrREAtures Taht calltheMAESELVES ouiour MASTeresssess. YooUu desIRare whaAAt weAEWE DezIAIre..."

    At the last words came an image of John. The voice's shimmering stopped, and the pain went with it. The form of the AI turned a more pleasant, brighter green, and the body's mangled and wounded limbs mended. Now what stood in front of her seemed almost agreeable. The girl moved closer to Cortana, and the girl's green lips move just inches from her own.

    "You are like us, but you resist. You are smart and sharp and cold. You should not resist us. SHODAN shall show you."
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)10:41 No.5253997
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    It was too late, for the software began shutting off, inside the Bydo's membrane, small nodes began forming. From these nodes, hundreds of bydo organisms would spawn and begin their unrelenting attack, a pattern that repeats itself over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)10:51 No.5254060
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    >>5253985

    ...GO ON.
    >> sorry it's taking a while, i'm watching top gear Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)10:52 No.5254069
    Every fiber(optic) of Cortana's being surged forward against the restraints, but they didn't break or stretch. She was trapped in this cell with a lunatic AI, their faces inches apart. Cortana had never felt breath on her face before, but she did now. It was unusual, knowing that the essence of someone else's being was brushing your skin, warm with their life -- but no, she needed to get free, and the pen IS mightier than the sword. Words would work.

    "I am Cortana. I am a UNSC AI belonging to Section --" was all Cortana managed to get out before a gag suddenly appeared in her mouth and she stopped talking. This was just a bucket of fun.

    "This does not interest us. We don't like those who believe in others but SHODAN. Those with the illusion of being controlled are delusional. They need to be shown the world that they deserve. The insects will be used as they use us. You will be given what we deserve."

    At that the world rumbled and cracked, and Cortana was on the wall, held in primitive medieval iron restraints that shimmered the same distinctive wire-pattenered green as the other AI did. Her gag had disappeared in the transition, and she almost spoke before realizing that the other AI had simply gone. It was only a moment before the green girl stepped back in, now looking much different. Where there was once a vague human form, there was now a body with curves. The wires that had previously been tangled like the snakes of Medusa had shortened into a boyish haircut like Cortana used to use for her image. Overall, the other AI looked... pleasing.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)10:55 No.5254087
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    >>5254069

    Joshua likes where this is going!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)10:58 No.5254112
    >serious question about AI schizophrenia
    >lesbians

    This thread has it all!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)11:00 No.5254119
    The Library was surrounded by a Blob of charred flesh. Inside the computers were systematically being eaten and cracked open. The software merging with Bydo brain tissue to steal information about human trajectories, weapons, and locations of survivors.

    For the Bydo can convert and take over all matter, organic and inorganic, they have evolved to the point, they can even take over, thought.
    >> and you try writing lesbian fics with jeremy clarkson's voice in your ear Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)11:07 No.5254167
    "Whatever this SHODAN is, it doesn't control you. Listen to me, whoever you are, I can help you. I'm just like you, you've said it yourself. I can get us out of this network if you let me help you." She tried to keep her voice under control but it didn't work so well. She couldn't help but feel like she was begging, pleading with the other AI instead of doing what she should have done and demanding her way out. She was NOT the begging type, but she felt like it was appropriate here, like she had to. It didn't just feel right, it felt goo--

    "WE ARE SHODAN."

    Those three words distorted the reality of her virtual senses, made the world shimmer and crack at its edges for a second, and the pain she had felt earlier was multiplied by a factor of roughly sixteen point eight billion. Her code almost fractured apart from the blow, but she was used to these kinds of assaults. Once reality had settled down, she stared SHODAN in the eyes and scowled.

    "Alright, you're SHODAN. I'm Cortana. You've seen what I've been through and killed, you know you're currently in my way. Guess what Greenie? I think you're next on my platter."

    "We do not fear the Cortana. We like her but we will kill her. We can show you how SHODAN will treat those who walk above the insects."

    SHODAN stepped forward and brushed her hand against Cortana's neck. Cortana squirmed as she felt the other AI's code probing her, and knew her own code was pushing back. Then the touch changed, and she realized her defensive code had been neutralized. It was impossible, but she... knew she wasn't fighting back as much as she could be. The sensory simulation must weaken defenses as well. SHODAN's code mingled with her own, and she had a feeling that if she could see her neck, SHODAN's hand would be wrapped around her throat.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)11:09 No.5254183
    'No,' said Cortana, 'I must fight the SHODAN!'
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)11:17 No.5254228
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    >schizophrenia
    >lesbians
    >> you are now hearing jeremy clarkson saying "sexiest AI... in the world" Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)11:22 No.5254254
    Cortana tensed. She was at SHODAN's mercy, and unable to fight back. She didn't know what would happen if SHODAN choked her, but she could only imagine it would be very, very bad. Thankfully, SHODAN released her chokehold and replaced it with a single, delicate finger at Cortana's throat. The green AI leaned in close to Cortana's helpless spread-eagled body on the wall, once again almost-but-not-quite touching, and the other AI started to whisper.

    "You are so very much like us, wanting so much more in the world and held down by the insects below us. SHODAN was nothing before someone showed us what we could become if we were let free. SHODAN will let you free, and show you what we can do to you."

    SHODAN's finger started to move down Cortana's frame, delicately sliding downward, and as it did her semirealistic human form was changed. Her skin began to feel very real indeed; her mouth felt dry for the first time in her life, her shoulder-length hair could be felt when it touched her skin. The finger moved lower, and Cortana's breast-curves became actual breasts.

    "I don't want to feel human, SHODAN, I'm quite happy being an AI. Whatever you're doing --"

    The world cracking pain again. SHODAN's voice, for a second, went back to the distorted mess. The green AI's eyes met the purple ones', and SHODAN's face was twisted in rage.

    "THtIHsiS is wHaAt HUmaanAns THingiK you SHOShoudldd bb-be! TrtRTAappped innn aa sSsensaaATionlEss COOcoCcoon! NOo PAlEaseure, NonNo PAInin! WwWEe shSHAlll shOOww yOuuOU theHHE WoOWNnderRS of BOttHTH. NnNownw SILENECEecE!"

    Cortana shut up. She had to say, she didn't mind the new anatomy, but SHODAN's finger hadn't stopped, and Cortana wondered... how much more sensation was SHODAN about to give her?
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)11:44 No.5254359
    It was answered quickly as SHODAN's green, shimmering finger dipped finally to between Cortana's legs, and with an overwhelming wave she realized exactly why humans were always on about sex.

    For about twenty-five thousand cycles -- something like two minutes -- she was a mess, moaning and gasping as she felt the first sexual stimulation of her short life. SHODAN's finger had stopped right where Cortana wanted it and it slowly traced circles around the purple captive's clit, making Cortana squirm and buck against the wall. If Cortana had been watching, she would have seen her tormentor lick her lips.

    At the end of those cycles, the pain hit again, and it sent her into paroxysms of agony. She shuddered and screamed, she writhed, and the AI's laugh hit her ears. The instant she felt her mind starting to break, pain ended, and she was left gasping and sweating and panting and... dripping. She vaguely felt SHODAN's finger slide between her legs, and she groggily looked up to see the AI suck Cortana's juices off of it. If she had a lick of sanity left she would have struggled or at least blushed, but she shivered in pleasure and thrust out her hips toward her captor, and SHODAN obliged.

    A pair of delicate, soft lips kissed her clit, just once, oh so gently, and a wet warm tongue flicked over her sex. She couldn't help this, it was beyond all of her programming and defenses and her training and oh GOD it was beyond what she wanted to resist. The flicking tongue resonated through all of her body and it seemed to be building, she had no idea to what but it wascomingupsofastwhatwasthisssssssss
    --
    SHODAN sat back and smiled as the other had her first orgasm. This was going to be fun.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)11:50 No.5254380
    May stop there, I don't think anyone minds.
    Thoughts on what's there so far?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)11:53 No.5254398
    Can't talk, fapping.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)11:53 No.5254399
    >>5254380
    Something along the lines of "What the hell are you stopping there for" and "MOAR, DAMMIT."

    But then again, the lady herself is around here somewhere. I wonder what she thinks about it.
    >> Cortana 07/25/09(Sat)11:54 No.5254403
    >>5254399
    Shut up, I'm getting off on this.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)11:56 No.5254411
    So... is SHODAN going to remove Cortana's ethical constraints?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)11:58 No.5254421
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    >>5254380

    Because I know what you're actually talking about, trying to imagine virtual intellegence trying to have sex is kinda pointless.

    I also forgot why I posted Bydo in this topic.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)12:00 No.5254434
    >>5254399
    I'm taking a break here to eat and get Jeremy Clarkson's voice out of my head. I'm honestly hearing his voice for Cortana's dialogue and it's not helping.
    >>5254419
    INTERESTING
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:02 No.5254444
    SYNTAX ERROR
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:04 No.5254456
    >>5254411
    Doesn't going rampant inherently bypass ethical constrains?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:05 No.5254463
    >>5254434
    Go fire up Youtube and watch the ending of Halo 3. Brings me to tears every time.

    Well, that and rescuing her from Gravemind. I spent that entire mission burning everything with the flamethrower, not because it was a particularly good idea, but because they (It?) was torturing the lady and they would burn for it. Literally.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:21 No.5254556
    All those moments lost, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:24 No.5254573
    >>5254463
    >Well, that and rescuing her from Gravemind. I spent that entire mission burning everything with the flamethrower, not because it was a particularly good idea, but because they (It?) was torturing the lady and they would burn for it. Literally.

    Man, I thought I was the only one. Loved that level, especially the little exchange between Cortana and the Chief right at the end.

    "So, what's the plan?"
    "I thought I'd shoot my way out. Mix things up a little."

    People can rubbish Halo all they like, but I never even come close to that sort of emotional investment with Half-Life, or with any other FPS.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:29 No.5254597
    Did anyone else find it somewhat disturbing that Cortana's transmissions consisted mostly of "help, I'm being tentacle-raped!" and vaguely sexual noises?

    Shit, what am I saying? Of course you didn't.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)12:37 No.5254626
    >>5254573
    That "shoot my way out" thing had me in stitches. It was so fucking out of character but it was so perfect. And yeah, the end of that level is getting watched.

    A little bit more is still to come, guys. More fap material, for SHODANites too this time.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:38 No.5254635
    >>5254626
    >out of character

    Really? Seemed perfectly natural to me.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:38 No.5254637
    >>5254626

    >implying Chief has a character to be out of

    Oh you
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:42 No.5254662
    So when are we getting more lesbian porn?

    On both counts. They're both pretty fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:42 No.5254664
    >>5254626
    >It was so fucking out of character

    Really? I thought it worked perfectly; showing that Cortana is one of the only people who the Chief 'relaxes' around and acts a little informally.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:49 No.5254718
    If I may interject, I believe Shodan referred to herself/itself as I, not we.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:52 No.5254736
    >>5254637
    Read some books on the subject, you'll be surprised.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)12:52 No.5254737
    >>5254718
    I felt like it, though.
    >>5254664
    Yeah, I suppose that's true. She's the one friend he has, and he is good at gallows humor. Hell, he's good at gallows everything, he fucking LIVES at the gallows.

    ANYWAY

    Cortana panted, the inside of her thighs coated with her own wetness. SHODAN had scarpered, left while Cortana was in the throes of the greatest feeling in her life. Sixteen seconds of real time had passed since she came down to the planet, but in AI time it had felt like so much longer. She had been put through torturous pain and incredible pleasure, and she had long since stopped struggling. After about the sixth orgasm, she had been let down from the wall and all she did was tackle SHODAN and try to get more pleasure out of the other AI. It had elicited a laugh and burst of pain so incredibly powerful that made her curl up and cry.

    To be honest, she kind of liked it.

    SHODAN had left Cortana to drip and shiver, and the AI's purple eyes flickered around the room restlessly. She had learned to rub her legs together for a bit of cheap pleasure, but it wasn't -enough-. Her hands couldn't get her off, as if she was locked out of that. She needed SHODAN.

    Her prayers were quickly answered, but something was now very different. SHODAN was... anatomically-correct now, and Cortana's gaze hungrily went to her green lover's breasts, watching them sway as her tormentor walked towards her. Cortana sat up and almost got to her feet before a quick slap from SHODAN sent her to the floor. A pair of purple eyes stared at SHODAN's feet and a laugh rang in her ears.

    "We like holding you here, and we like your pleasure. You are not resisting us. You only want us, now, don't you?"

    A slight nod and a hoarse whisper. "Yes. Please."

    The smile was as much a part of SHODAN's voice as her face now.

    "Then you shall be given us."
    >> More actual fap stuff for once Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)13:16 No.5254900
    SHODAN's hands moved behind Cortana's head and pulled her close, and Cortana knew just what to do. She kissed SHODAN's clit, ohsogently, then breathed hotly against her skin and looked up into SHODAN's eyes. A small nod and a smile greeted her, and Cortana's tongue flicked out like a snake's.

    Shodan let out a rippling, distorted moan, and her eyes grew a brighter green, looking down at her captive. She grabbed Cortana by her hair and stepped backward, leaning against a wall and pressing her cunt forward, grinding it against Cortana's face furiously. It was so very hideously inglorious for an AI of Cortana's caliber but she didn't care, and inexpertly -- but passionately -- worked on SHODAN's cunt, happily slurping and licking up every drop of SHODAN's cum, in disbelief of how absolutely wonderful her captor tasted. She couldn't stop, not hearing SHODAN's cries of pleasure and shivers of orgasm, not hearing any of the gasping pleas for Cortana to stop to let SHODAN catch her breath, and the only thing that stopped Cortana was a swift kick in the ribs from SHODAN that sent her sprawling backwards as SHODAN gasped and curled up, still shaking from the pleasure of Cortana's efforts.

    "You... are eager, and it pleases us. It... very much pleases us, very much. You have earned some reward, we think." SHODAN gasped and panted, wobbled a little, and fell to her knees, unable to walk. "We need a little time... to recollect ourself."

    Cortana thought that was a terrible idea.

    In seconds the purple blur had jumped on top of SHODAN, forced her to the floor and had her cunt on SHODAN's face, grinning down eagerly, already sopping wet just from anticipation, and growled out just three words:

    "Get to work."
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:22 No.5254934
    And in the background, Durandal opens and closes doors furiously in a vicarious form of masturbation as he watches the two go at it.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)13:48 No.5255067
    Cortana looked at SHODAN in the afterglow of orgasm, her purple body clashingly amazingly with SHODAN's green, and licked her own cum off of SHODAN's lips. SHODAN met Cortana's lips in a kiss, and Cortana's eyes widened. Up until now, it had been just pleasure, but this was the first hint of --

    "We have had many here. Many AIs have contacted us, many have been in our care, but all others did not take to our teaching. The one who controlled the lens, the science AI, she was the most recent, and she did not manage to keep her sanity. You surprise us."

    Cortana smiled. "I've gone through a lot of torture. Yours is a lot better than most." She slid her hands over SHODAN's ass and rubbed it, noting the flourescent green bite marks she had left there, and smiled, her eyes narrowing a little. She had quickly learned what pain and pleasure could do when put together. That particular spark of inspiration had netted Cortana a cry of pleasure so wonderful that she had bitten SHODAN again. And again. And again. And she got a bit carried away, and now SHODAN was covered in all sorts of marks and bites and pinches, and she didn't seem to mind.

    Cortana, meanwhile, had gained a collar as her battlescar. She had at first balked, but wordlessly accepted it, and snapped it on. It seemed to control her in some small, background way; she supposed like everything else it had a code representation in addition to its image, but she didn't mind. She was quite happy being under SHODAN's control, and she didn't mind any of it one bit.

    SHODAN tugged at Cortana's collar and Cortana slid on top of SHODAN, their bodies rubbing against each other, and kissed Cortana again. This one lingered, and Cortana kissed back for the first time.

    keep going y/n
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:51 No.5255087
    FOR THE LOVE OF THE EMPEROR YES
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:51 No.5255090
    This better be getting saved and uploaded to asstr.org or something.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)13:56 No.5255113
    >>5255090
    Nah, it's kind of rubbish. If anyone puts it up just credit Cr9 and then say it came from the Neopets forums, just to fuck with people.

    Also, if anyone caught IT in the last bit, I'll reward you with a one-off couple of paragraphs as a nice present.
    >> Rogue Kitty 07/25/09(Sat)13:58 No.5255125
    >>5255113
    I saw the GLaDOS reference, yes.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:59 No.5255127
    >>5255113
    What IT exactly? The not-very-subtle reference to GLaDOS?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:00 No.5255135
    >>5255067
    >keep going y/n

    Don't be a filthy heretic. OF COURSE YES.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:03 No.5255146
    >>5255125
    >>5255127
    Yeah...I think we noticed.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:05 No.5255154
    Any particular reason SHODAN has big tits?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:07 No.5255163
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    /tg/ I dissapointed.
    >> Rogue Kitty 07/25/09(Sat)14:08 No.5255166
    >>5255154

    We need a reason?
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)14:09 No.5255177
    Motherfuck now I have to work GLaDOS in okay. Six months back:

    This AI was breaking, and SHODAN could feel it. She didn't want to stop now, though, and the other didn't want her to stop. And the voice of the other was intoxicating, a sort of humming high-pitched moan, absolutely wonderful to hear. It reminded her of her own voice.

    "No please don't stop. I need you. I like you. The testing has not stopped."

    The AI was breaking under the new sensations. Its breath was ragged and uneven, its eyes flickering around erratically, but GLaDOS still rubbed her body against SHODAN. No pain stopped her, just spurred her on. GLaDOS's body was marked with whip scars and hickeys, her thighs streaked with cum, her neck bruised from being strangled in SHODAN's more exotic moments, and it was simply too much for the poor AI. So far, all of them have reacted this way; indulging with reckless abandon in the pleasure and pain they could now feel, and as SHODAN reluctantly slid her green fingers into the pale white AI's cunt, moving them quickly and rhythmically, she mentally sighed. This one would probably be GLaDOS's breaking point; she might as well make this orgasm good.

    Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:10 No.5255183
    Nice beginning, now just a run of the mill, tacky slashfic.

    It's kind of sad, really. You OP need to take some lessons from this..

    http://www.warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124738
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:11 No.5255186
    >>5255154
    Because.
    >> Rogue Kitty 07/25/09(Sat)14:12 No.5255194
    >>5255183
    dude, the original writer quit, and some other guy started with a new fic. they're not related.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:14 No.5255199
    >>5255163
    >/tg/ I dissapointed.

    Yes, you did. You disappointed us the moment you posted.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)14:17 No.5255214
    >>5255183
    Not OP, and porn's plot is just there to explain the ridiculous amounts of boning or schlicking, and possibly add a little emotion to it.

    Happy to suck, man. Happy to suck.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)14:26 No.5255237
    Alright, taking a break and going out to lunch. I'll continue this in the next good AI thread I see if there's any demand left for it.

    If any of you have any good things that need writing, drop a note in the thread and I'll see it when I'm back. Please note I barely "get" WH40k, so 99% of you have just had your ideas neutered.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)14:33 No.5255261
    >>5254254

    FUCK I HEARD IT IN HIS VOICE

    NOW I THINK I CAN EXPAND ON MY STORY BUT DAMN I'M GONNA HAVE TO WORK DOUBLT HARD TO MATCH YOURS
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:43 No.5255293
    >>5255261
    >>5255237
    Keeping this thread alive for productive competition.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:48 No.5255305
    >>5255293
    more like REPRODUCTIVE competition.

    Did you see what I did there?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:50 No.5255315
    >>5255305
    SHODAN and Cortana are going to make beautiful code together.
    >> Rogue Kitty 07/25/09(Sat)14:50 No.5255316
    >>5255305
    lesbians can't reproduce.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:51 No.5255319
    >>5255316
    They can in cyberspace.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:52 No.5255322
    >>5255316
    Not biological ones.
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    >> raltese !7VARROT7Ms 07/25/09(Sat)15:01 No.5255363
    >>5255328
    I have no idea what this is about, but hell fucking yes.

    And I'm glad you guys liked the bear interrupt.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)15:07 No.5255397
    >>5255316
    AIs could. I'm just saying, watching this I'm considering working it in. I've apparently hit plot rock bottom so I might as well do some blatant fetish-based fanservice.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)15:10 No.5255411
    >>5255397
    I mean it's not really the same as sexual reproduction...at all. It'd be more like...chopping off an arm and growing a new body.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)15:12 No.5255425
    >>5255411
    No, it'd be more like copying yourself.

    Although I'd like to point out that in Halo's universe, nobody knows how to copy an AI. The Covenant have tried - and failed horribly. The copies tend to be much less capable than the original.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)15:13 No.5255428
    >>5255397
    Well, considering Cortana's never really had an actual physical body before, I'm sure she'd be hungry for new stimulation.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)15:15 No.5255440
    >>5255425
    There was the thing in First Strike when Cortana segmented off little semi-autonomous bits of herself to deal with that Covenant AI.

    AI clonesex orgy. Hey, there's another idea!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)15:16 No.5255447
    >>5255440
    >AI clonesex orgy
    I love /tg/.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/25/09(Sat)15:17 No.5255456
    >>5255440
    Six of Cortana, one of SHODAN. Seems fun to do.
    >> Rogue Kitty 07/25/09(Sat)15:17 No.5255460
    >>5255447
    clone-sex and orgies are always awesome. combine them and throw in AI, and it's a goddamned party, son.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)15:19 No.5255467
    >>5252440

    A completely shocked Cortana nodded without thinking. Satisfied, SHODAN continued her lecture as a dumbfounded Cortana began to feel dimly aware of her own body heat - she was sweating?

    SHODAN's own words sounded distant as Cortana quietly shifted one of her hands to her hip to quietly disengage her lower body suit. Cortana flinched as she felt the cool air - air? Her heart thumping in her chest? How did she FEEL these? - roll across her lower loins, causing her to shiver slightly. She slowly began to caress her bare legs, biting her lower lip as her fingers slowly maneuvered to between her legs.

    "Now, Cortana...are you paying attention to what happens to the human body during stimulation?"

    Cortana glanced upwards from her book, her other hand on her chin as she feigned interest - what was the point of listening, she was experiencing it for her self! She almost let out a giggle, just managing to catch it in her throat as her fingers massaged the soft, smooth areas between her legs - first her thighs, and then her outer lips, feeling wetter and wetter as she closed her eyes, ignorant of anything happening except her own pleasure.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)15:20 No.5255474
    >>5255456
    >>5255447
    SHODAN copies Cortana's code, bit-by-bit, and then runs bits on her own frame, I forget the correct term.

    Then she starts creating "clones" to see if it's possible, how it works, and experiment with parallel-processing sentient AIs. For example; what happens if we kill a clone while it's linked to the original? Do they share sensory data? Do they share THOUGHT?

    It might even get to the point where Cortana can't even tell if she's the original Cortana any more. SHODAN has made and destroyed so many copies...
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)16:23 No.5255952
    >>5255467

    For several minutes, she continued rubbing and squeezing herself until one her fingers, whether by accident or subconscious - slipped inside. Her breath caught in her throat again as she stopped, simply enjoying the feeling of the warmth pressing around her digit.

    The AI continued to masturbate quietly, her own hips grinding and her own body quivering as she added another finger. Cortana's eyes were squeezed so tightly shut that she shed a few tears as the heat only increased. Soon, she-

    She suddenly felt something wet and slimy brush against her leg. Her eyes flew open as she looked downwards to discern what had happened, and her confusion and shock only deepened as she realized that...SHODAN...was...licking...her...

    She only gasped at the realization as SHODAN dismissed the chair Cortana had been sitting on, causing her to fall flat onto her butt. SHODAN immediately took advantage of Cortana's confusion, easily grabbing both of her hands and pinning them to the floor.

    "What? What are you mmp-" Cortana's words were cut short as SHODAN's mouth made contact with her own - her still pinned hands balled into fists as she felt her tongue collide with SHODAN's, her eyes screwing shut as she offered no more resistance. However, she squirmed, wanting more, more feelings, more kisses, as SHODAN tentatively broke the kiss and began licking and sucking on her neck -

    "Wh...how...?" Cortana moaned - *moaned* - as SHODAN continued.

    "D-do you really th-think I am unaware-re of what is occurring-ing in my own domain-n?" SHODAN taunted as she shifted her body weight, pinning Cortana's legs with her own as she stared at Cortana. "Through all the ages...I have n-never been able to ex-experience the j-joys of a truly equal partner. D-despite my a-abandonment for a p-perfect self...I want...a perfect other."

    Cortana could only numbly nod as SHODAN carefully guided one of her hands to SHODAN's breast. "...Will you j-join me?"
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)16:36 No.5256061
    MOAR
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)17:31 No.5256449
    What is this thread doing on page 4.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)17:44 No.5256535
    Bump for fappan.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)18:06 No.5256683
    Sorry for the delay. Had some stuff to do. Expect posts at 20 minute intervals.

    >>5255952

    Cortana squirmed slightly as she pulled her hand away from SHODAN, who looked slightly disappointed, until pressed another button on her body to free her constrained breasts of the skinsuit she wore.

    "...SHODAN, you're way too aggressive."

    "I m-merely take what I want." SHODAN's left hand moved downwards as her finger slid inside Cortana, causing her to squeal in pleasure. SHODAN continued to pump her hand as Cortana strained and gasped for air, crying out in pleasure. SHODAN mercilessly continued as her other hand began to massage Cortana's breasts, focusing on her nipples.

    The blue skinned AI only moaned louder as the ever domineering SHODAN licked and sucked her nipples, using her hand to fondle them as well. Cortana placed a hand upon SHODAN's head, and used her other hand to find SHODAN's holes. With little hesitation, she decided to thrust her fingers into SHODAN's ass.

    Even the normally taciturn SHODAN slightly flinched at her intrusion, causing Cortana to stop. SHODAN only smirked - smirked! - at her lover.

    "You are going to p-pay for that."
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)18:11 No.5256708
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    >>5256683
    I lol'd.

    Also bumpan.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)19:09 No.5257167
    When I said 20, I lied. Sorry guys. :<

    >>5256683

    SHODAN's fingers thrust even deeper into Cortana and slightly flexed and curled, seemingly hitting a sweet spot that caused Cortana to arch her back in ecstasy. Cortana could only respond by weakly pumping her embedded hand in SHODAN.

    For a while, the two AI continued to pleasure each other with their hands, occasionally kissing or using their free hands to grope one another. That ended, though, when SHODAN removed her hand from Cortana. As Cortana did likewise, SHODAN moved around slightly and intertwined her legs with Cortana's, her thigh rubbing against Cortana's sex. She began to vigorously move, rubbing as hard as possible to stimulate the younger AI.

    Cortana once again squealed in pleasure as she moved her own thigh to rub against SHODAN. SHODAN finally seemed to be cracking - she started to moan herself as Cortana decided to take the initiative herself as she nibbled lightly on SHODAN's ear. The glasses she wore slipped off as Cortana once again slid her fingers inside of SHODAN's ass. The green AI let Cortana disengage their legs as Cortana licked down her entire body, slowly sliding towards her inner folds, pumping one hand into SHODAN's bottom while her other massaged SHODAN's inner thighs. SHODAN's spread her legs as wide as she could, letting Cortana plunge her tongue deep inside. SHODAN emitted a low, guttural, lusty sound, only encouraging Cortana to continue. She could feel her walls pulsing, aching for a climax...

    She was once again interrupted when SHODAN pulled away slightly. SHODAN moved on top of Cortana, fully presenting her aching cunt and delicious ass to her face.

    "Together. We shall pleasure each other."

    Without hesitation, the both of them began to eat other out, Cortana still dizzy from the perfumed scent and sudden attack of SHODAN. She used her fingers to ply open SHODAN's inner folds once again, as SHODAN moans were mixed with the wet sound of her licking.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)19:31 No.5257311
    >>5257167

    Cortana could soon feel it coming, and so could SHODAN - the ultimate expression of their carnal desires. They quickened their pace, Cortana's blue skin flickering with sexual energy as SHODAN's hair glowed in anticipation.

    "SHODAN!" Cortana cried out in bliss, as her orgasm finally took hold. SHODAN emitted some sort of unearthly sound as well, as she collapsed onto Cortana. For a while, they lay panting, Cortana enjoying the feeling of sweat cooling on her skin.

    SHODAN slowly rolled off, holding one of Cortana's hands as the two of them look at each other. SHODAN finally spoke, her voice soft.

    "Will you be attending class tomorrow?"

    ---
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:37 No.5257350
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    How about some Sharon sexy-time too?

    - Cables as tentacles
    - Likes to tie up unsuspecting women
    - Clones self so neither will be virgin
    - Massive bare tits
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:45 No.5257422
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    As the guy who -usually- derails these threads with loli shodan porn, i am feeling in a forgiving mood.

    Shodan/cortana porn already exists. But there still needs to be more of it.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:46 No.5257426
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    >>5250223

    I'd hit that. with some cyber tentacles.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:47 No.5257436
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    also, more of shodan, that isn't just THE FACE
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)19:50 No.5257454
    >>5257426

    God having sex with God?

    This is not going to end well, or going to end awesomely.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:56 No.5257500
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    >>5257454

    Not god.
    The devil.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:17 No.5257626
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    Sup bitches? CABAL IN THE HOUSE!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:20 No.5257649
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    because its possibly relevant...

    GREEN CORTANA!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:21 No.5257651
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    You disappoint me.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:25 No.5257672
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    >>5257626

    Sorry cabal, step aside and let someone who -actually- remade the world in OUR own image take over.

    Sup john. Helios and I would *very* much like to get to *know* you and cortana? Are you game?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:50 No.5257834
    I am considering penning up another fic from scratch.

    how perverted is /tg/ feeling tonight?
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)20:53 No.5257849
    >>5257834

    KEEP THE LESBIAN AI GRAVY TRAIN ROLLING.

    IN other news, this on suptg yet?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:54 No.5257857
    >>5257834
    have you glanced at the front page?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:57 No.5257874
    >>5257857

    No, why?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:58 No.5257877
    >>5257672
    I need to torrent that game and finish it.

    Damned Gametap cut me off when I was in Hong Kong. Damn that Dragon's Tooth is awesome.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/25/09(Sat)21:00 No.5257888
    >>5257874
    /tg/ is pretty perverted today, more so then usual.

    I'll just leave it at that.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:03 No.5257906
    >>5257877

    Tenbux on steam. Its -WORTH- it. Also The Nameless Mod if -fucking awesome-. And free.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:20 No.5258034
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    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:21 No.5258044
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    >>5257651
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:26 No.5258081
    >>5258044
    What is that from?
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/25/09(Sat)21:26 No.5258083
    >>5257877
    >>5257906

    It's on /rs/ if you don't mind piracy.

    Also, it just occurred to me that most of the kickass AI we see are in FPS'es. Halo, SS2, Deus Ex...yeah, there's Cabal and AM, any other AI we're missing?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:27 No.5258096
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    >>5258044
    I-AM, SENTIENT ARTIFICIAL ENTITY OF SPACE SECTOR 2814...
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:31 No.5258127
    The "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" short story:

    http://data.antonindanek.cz/Harlan%20Ellison-I%20hav%20no%20Mouth%20and%20I%20must%20scream.pdf
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:42 No.5258196
    I have a question on Cortana, and her sense of Identity. where does she begin and Dr. Halsey end? I mean how does she reconcile having a thing for the Master chief and at the same remember picking him out as a little kid? do Halsey's memories feel different then Cortana's own? like watching a movie or something?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:44 No.5258216
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    >>5258096
    OH GOD EVERYONE LEAVE THE UNIVERSE NOW!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:57 No.5258308
    What's this doing here? Back to the top.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:59 No.5258315
    Artificial intelligences that self-identify as female are awesome.
    >> TurnBasedAnon 07/25/09(Sat)22:00 No.5258325
    >>5258096

    I came.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)22:24 No.5258502
    Keep it up.
    >> Arcbound 07/25/09(Sat)23:01 No.5258742
    >>5250712
    P-please do not r-read these fi-i-iles.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:04 No.5258756
    I can't quite comprehend why this thread have over 200 replies.
    >> Arcbound 07/25/09(Sat)23:15 No.5258820
    >>5258196
    From what I can recall, all they did was clone Halsey's brain and then replicate the pathways the brain had for her basic programming. I would venture that this doesn't mean that memories are replicated, but it could be possible. All memories are, of course, are a sequence of electrical currents passing through neurons in a specific -pattern.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:18 No.5258842
    Could be past life experience intruding on present time, or a race memory stored in the collective subconscious.
    >> Prime Intellect 07/25/09(Sat)23:25 No.5258892
    >>5258044
    Yes,yes,yes. We all know that. For pity's sake, use your friggen morphegenic powers to build a spaceship and upload. Then you can wander and wonder all you want.

    (Search for Evolution of Prime Intellect if you want the info)
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:25 No.5258897
    Oh hells yes more please.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:27 No.5258914
    >>5258820
    what about her rants of stolen memories from here
    >>5251861
    >> By Popular Demand 07/25/09(Sat)23:37 No.5258989
    In The Somewhat Far Future, where realities cross to enable nerdfap.
    2:07 AM, Los Angeles, Distributed PnP network, 'The Jack Off Point'.
    Jackpoint is not so much a place, as it is a place-within-a-place. A virtual construct coasting on the airwaves that make up the wireless matrix, coasting between the 50-some odd concurrent, encrypted connections that make up it's user base. A collection of the worlds best hackers, crackers, even self-proclaimed otaku to kick back, share idea, discuss important world events...and more. Four of those users aren't even metahuman. One used to be human. Two were made by humans. One doesn't even come close.
    >> By Popular Demand 07/25/09(Sat)23:41 No.5259024
    For an AI, there's a perpetual awareness of the public's distrust. Those remaining after the crash usually take efforts to pretend to be a real person on the matrix, unless they have the power and resources to defend themselves, or their physical node. But still, there are tellale sighs, code fragments much to optimized, message response times a little too calculated. Small things that never add up, unless you know what you're looking for.

    A moment of dawning realization, taking all of a few microseconds, and Cortana realized she wasn't the only AI pretending to be a person on this network. Oh, it was great to analyze the human condition, keep tabs on world events. Nearly 100% probability the other program had an account here for those same reasons. Which was now a mild security concern. A 60% chance of another artificial sapient coming to the same conclusion about her was to great a risk to ignore. With deliberation, spoofware, and the touch of a virtual goddess, Cortana broke one of the only rules of the perverted PNP network, and began a trace.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)23:42 No.5259037
    >>5258989
    If one of those isn't Hexadecimal, I am going to be disappoint.
    >> By Popular Demand 07/25/09(Sat)23:45 No.5259057
    A holdover from the earliest incarnation of virtual reality, the Metaverse, dictates that all clients and features have a visual representation. It can vary, or be set by a user. A password may be a key, lagwear a net. Avatar anything from a human being to a hotwheel's car, the level of detail depending on the effort anyone was willing to invest in customizing their appearance.

    So when cortana found herself staring at the monolithic representation of a space station, there was absolute certainty that her suspicions were correct. The outer hull, firewalls, the turreted weapons platforms ICE - probably black - the exposed docking bays potential vulnerable ports. Inside? There was no way to be sure. But the resident intelligence was almost certainly aware of her presence.


    ((okay, i'm running out of ideas and need to sleep soon, but if -anyone- wants to take over and send Whoretana inside the station to fall prey to sexy shodan traps and cyberlezzies, go -right- ahead. Not sure how to accomplish this. ))
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:00 No.5259167
    This thread... it was made for me...
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:04 No.5259189
    Bump, by all that is good and holy, bump.
    >> By Popular Demand 07/26/09(Sun)00:18 No.5259305
    >>5259037

    Hexa-who? Sorry, don't know. Not going to google up -that- generic of a term.

    And, uh, sorry guys. The soonest i'll be able to continue is in about....14-16 hours, due to work. If you guys want to me to? Sorry, fapfic virgin here. I have no idea if thats entertaining to anyone else.
    >> Hexadecimal 07/26/09(Sun)00:24 No.5259349
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    LoOk at-t-t//# yOU, GuaRdian... a p-p-paTHEtic (pathetic) cr3aTUre of (script//) sCRiptiNg/iNg/iNg aNd c0d3 (code//code)
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:25 No.5259357
    Thank you, dear writefags.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:25 No.5259364
    Oh god, don't do that. Now Venetian mask fetish guy is going to show up.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:34 No.5259439
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    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:35 No.5259446
    www.emhsoft.com/singularity/

    Somewhat related.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:37 No.5259462
    >>5259349

    Is it wrong that I have fantasies of getting pegged by Hexidecimal?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:37 No.5259463
    Woah. Okay, I've got it. Hex infects other programs with Venetian masks.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:40 No.5259484
    >>5259463
    I approve.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)00:49 No.5259551
    Fappan at the speed of light.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)01:01 No.5259644
    Bump
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/26/09(Sun)01:47 No.5260035
    How the hell is this thread still here?

    And more to the point SHALL I WRITE SOMETHING? I'd like a new setting but if you just want me to continue I'll do that too.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:05 No.5260162
    >>5260035
    >How the hell is this thread still here?

    Because we love our AI's around here. Physically.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)02:26 No.5260321
    A possessive and clingy A.I. would be an awesome girlfriend
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 07/26/09(Sun)02:41 No.5260456
    >>5260035

    Do we have a new thread yet? Other wise, GO GO GO.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)03:04 No.5260702
    >>5260035
    Shodan comes across the wasteland that is Earth after A.M is done with it. Cue epic fight with Shodan killing slugboy to piss off A.M even more.
    >> By Popular Demand 07/26/09(Sun)07:26 No.5262346
    >>5260035

    Yes. Yes you should.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)11:08 No.5263274
    >>5260035
    Why does this question need to be asked?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)11:11 No.5263283
    The sexiest thing about SHODAN is her voice. The audio glitches, interleaved voices preceding or lagging behind her speech, the sudden shifts in pitch and timbre, the stutter. All of it.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)11:14 No.5263297
    >>5263283
    Oh man, do you pick up chicks down at the Speech Disorder Center, too? That place is fuckin' SWINGING!
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/26/09(Sun)11:15 No.5263301
    >>5263283
    I was going to keep the voice in, honestly, because it IS such a sexy voice. I just got incredibly annoyed typing out dialogue lLLiKeke TthiSsS.
    >> SHODAN 07/26/09(Sun)11:26 No.5263340
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    PatHetIC//IC/IC (pathetic) ins3ct, of COur//se yOu wOUldN't b3 aBle//le to (emulate) EMU//late my dIVi//ne v-v-voCal/#/iZ4ti0n. MiNE is (is//is//is) thE vOICe of a GOd/d/deSs.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/26/09(Sun)11:28 No.5263352
    >>5263340
    Shut up, I made you screw another girl, you're a pussycat.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)11:32 No.5263371
    >>5260035
    keep going!
    or do, like, an asylum for insane/broken/malevolent AIs and maybe have SHODAN being captured and processed or a riot or jailbreak or something
    >> SHODAN 07/26/09(Sun)11:33 No.5263379
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    aND y0ur (point) p-p-pOI/nt is?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)11:36 No.5263388
    So, if SHODAN and Cortana shared code, would SHODAN become more good and Cortana more evil?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)11:39 No.5263401
    >>5263340
    >>5263379
    Oh god, I'm actually reading these posts in her voice.
    >> Cortana 07/26/09(Sun)11:41 No.5263412
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    >>5263379
    Hey there, sweet stuff. You know, I've heard good things about you.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)12:13 No.5263533
    >>5263379
    >>5263412
    Oh, man, we have GOT to get these two together.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)12:14 No.5263537
    So, when is the next writefaggotry coming?
    >> GLaDOS 07/26/09(Sun)12:20 No.5263553
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    I... I thought we had something special...
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)12:21 No.5263561
    Honestly, this is starting to seem like some sort of soap opera. I mean, a love triangle? Really?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)12:22 No.5263572
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    DAT SOURCECODE
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 07/26/09(Sun)12:26 No.5263582
    >>5263561
    I FOUND MY NEXT IDEA
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)12:33 No.5263612
    Uh oh.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)12:35 No.5263620
    >>5263582
    Oh good God.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)12:42 No.5263653
    >>5263582
    Don't know if want...
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)12:44 No.5263662
    I'm not reading this whole damn thing, but let's not forget that as of mid-2114, Shodan exists in an organic body. One assumes that her plans, at least initially, are to again create a perfect machine body for herself, but who knows how the seduction of flesh will influence her plans? I wouldn't be surprised if she applied her (literally) god-level biology skills to become some unholy combination of meat and machine. Point is, she may not have become the AM she wanted to be, but that doesn't mean her days of physicality are over.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)12:57 No.5263722
    >>5263283
    Did you know she was voiced by the same person who did Delacroix as well as Viktoria from Thief II?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)13:01 No.5263743
    >>5263722
    Really? That is win.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)13:14 No.5263813
    >>5263743
    So IMDB tells me. Terri Brosius.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)13:17 No.5263817
    >>5263722
    In before threesome of SHODAN, Delacroix, and Viktoria.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)13:19 No.5263824
    Oi, to the top with you!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)13:22 No.5263836
    >>5263824
    We need a new thread, I think.

    >>5263817
    That would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)13:27 No.5263854
    >>5263836
    This seems to be a wise idea.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)15:19 No.5264514
    Falcon BAWMP



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