Have we used our evil laugh recently?

>>5290842
fund a robot show to get more followers
make a cyborg fighter as your new frontline fighter
investigate instigating riots in England over Islam

Remember, it is better to be feared then loved, but worst to be hated. Make sure you have the respect and fear of the world. But if they despise you, they will overcome their fear and go through great pains to rid of you. If you can, as your renewable energy plan suggests, be loved as well.

To keep up the Japanese public's support, rebuild Lione's robot; but this time put it in a massive Godzilla costume.

Have it attack Tokyo, then defeat it with the loli-bots.

>>5290854
You do seem to be a bit behind in your evil laughs quota. Making sure to remedy that situation now, you continue your vile designs.

Make a vow to not construct any more lolibots. Construct sharkbots from now on.

We might need a good right hand man. I heard that Klink fellow is a reliable guy.

>>5290859
When you say robot show, what exactly do you mean? Also, any specific idea on the cyborg?

>>5291004

Something we can pin on Lione, for the cyborg.

>>5290948
A vow is so... permanent. Though Shark bots is an interesting idea. You're just not so certain if you should follow through with this idea entirely even if it does strike you as odd that you have about 7 running around.

Shark bots though...

(This will be a quick vote, go ahead and post what you want to do next along with your vote.)

>>5291004

The cyborgs shall be Shota Warriors. All with the Lione symbol tatooed on the back of their necks, but in a place that no one will find them without first defeating and investigating them.

>>5291069
Shota samuraibots.

>>5291064

We cannot ever give up loli-bots. We have plans to turn all our enemies into them, remember?

I vote we keep doing loli-bots.


Also, we need to build a robot to become a criminal mastermind in brittain so we can get loli-bond on it, remember?

Keep the lolis. Why give up a good thing?

Need I remind you gentlmen that the lolibot is the ultimate tool of revenge?

Sharkbots may be cool, but it's not like we have an army of loli-bots. No, only those we keep close to us are loli-bots. We can still have an army of sharkbots along side the lolibots.

...

Lets make some Flying Laser-Shark-Ponies for our loli-bots to ride into battle!

>>5291078

This. Perfect front-line soldiers.

Damnit Scientist, I was just about to go to bed when I saw this. I vote for Lolis. We don't want this quest getting too normal or anything. We should probably also start doing research on rumors or reports of anything we can conceivably trace back to the 9 scientists.

>>5291033
>>5291069
Eh, it seems like a solid enough idea for you. Beside you've so far only made Loli-bots. Maybe they won't catch on.

We should design several new weapons which would soon replace the conventional armaments of modern police forces and military forces thus garnering us ample resources to further our goals. The catch? The guns can be remotely disabled by us, thus rendering all military forces useless against us during our inevitable conquering of the world.

>>5291155

Now make them all samurai and bishi and stuff.

Sure is same lolibotfags around here. Give the shotas some awesome samurai armor.

>>5291069
>>5291078
>>5291129

You guys are not creative enough. I vote we think more abstract. I vote we think more legs and eyes.

>>5291078
>>5291129
Sounds good.

Send shotabots out to wreak havoc on the world.

>>5291171
I'll draw them once you come up with what kind of weapon you guys decide on.

>>5291193

This, then make it so that they're reign of terror is tracable to an operative in the UK. We'll have loli-bond stop them.

>>5291207

Heart-and-Star-Shaped wands.

>>5291207

Lets go with something awesome looking, like bolters.

>>5291207

Laser weapons perhaps? It'd be very hard to detect our built in cutoff switch in a weapon so advanced.

>>5291191
The same weapons that the good guys used from Ronin Warriors. The irony - DO EEETTTT

>>5291207
Gattling gattling.

>>5291221

This would make for good PR images when we have our lolibots fighting alongside law enforcment.

>>5291250

We don't really need good PR. We're an evil genius. If our lolibots fight alongside the police, it should only be so they can integrate themselves to make the take over easier.

>>5291266

Our lolibots saved Japan, don't forget. In the public eye they are the good guys. Its all a part of our plan.

We also need to consider building an army, against our nemesis with her robotics knowledge I'd think we'd need to mass produce our shota warriors in order to have an effective force if we decide to take her on.

>>5291292
Didn't we build a factory to mass produce Lolibots in the middle of our floating pyramid of lava death?

>>5291193
>>5291208
Sending them off to destroy almost anything that moves, you find them to be effectively terrifying. Especially when they use their samurai prowess to slice sky scrapers in half and punch pressure points causing internal hemorrhaging with enough pressure to make humans explode.

They manage to target quite a few financial districts in the British area, seemingly avoiding Liones industrial buildings wherever they go. Now would be the perfect time for Loli bond to earn a bit more trust from thos tea drinkers.

I find it very entertaining how the scientist character allways looks mildly embarresed by the things we have him build.

Send LoliBond to deal with those evil robots. Inform ShotaBots to not kill LoliBond, but still put up a credible fight.

>>5291307

Get touch with her. Giver her a means of disabling them.

build a REC ROOM to keep minions ENTERTAINED

steal EXCALIBUR and keep it as a trophy in the REC ROOM to keep minions LOYAL

>>5291304
Yep. Don't expect me to force hundred of Loli-bots into my tiny picture frames. If I draw them, it will be in massive waves and with a few definable features so you know it's them.

>>5291314
He's adorable. Just like the things he builds. Maybe that's why they kicked him out of the scientific community.

>>5291307
And there's always "that one" isn't there?

So, wait, did we tell them not to target the Liones Industrial Buildings? If not, we may have a bug in our system, and the shotabots have already been compromised...

>>5291307

Lets get the loli's out to fight some of them in the non-brittain areas. We'll negotiate the arms deal once the world has seen what our creations can do.

>>5291358

We're pinning it on Lione, remember? Not attacker her buildings makes it look like they are hers.

>loli-bot with James Bond's mental imprints

This is fucking awesome.

Progress on Operation: "Candy from a baby"?

>>5291370

Maybe that's what she WANTS us to think! In all seriousness, though, we're not operating in a vacuum, so I think it's likely that she has some counterplots running, and it would be wise to develop a healthy level of paranoia until she is our lolibot-slave.

>>5291391
We should use our mass producing abilities to... well mass produce a lolibot army.

And then assign each of our five original lolibots their own personal army. They shall be our generals.

>>5291391

Good point. But she's allready under a great deal of heat as is. We need to provoke a responce before we can get a lead to track her down.

>>5291397

Do you have any idea how much that'll cost us when we have to buy them all ponies?

Why do they not have (rocket death) ponies yet, anyway? Lets do something about that.

>>5291404
You really think Fort Knox would be able to hold up against even a small army of lolibots? Cash is of no concern anymore.

>>5291411

Ah, but that would attract too much attention. We need to look like good guys (more or less) until we have claimed our revenge.

Save the lolibot army for the endgame. Proceed with the plan we're already in the middle of.

Find a way to discreetly give lolibond hints on where the robots will strike and how to defeat them. Perhaps robotic carrier pigeons.

>>5291435

I'm sure we can tell them what frequency they operate on or something. We are planning ahead after all. we'll have an indicator she can use.

>>5291319
The fight is amazing. The very fact that Loli-bond had to act like a normal girl only brought the epic confrontation to an even more amazing end.

you almost wonder if she would have won without you telling the Shotas to take it easy.

We should dispatch a Boss Shonen to London who will take over crime, funnel funds to us, and serve as the 'last boss' in loli-bonds fight against the robot menace.

>>5291356
Always.

Excellent. Now to sit back and wait for bonds promotion.

>>5291466

Genius. Use government connections to covertly indict Leones in all these robotics scandals. The shotabots, the destruction of Tokyo... Bribe journalists. Ensure the public is howling for her blood.

>>5291496

I like the cut of this. Let us start dipping our fingers into communications networks.

Did we ever get that loli anime?

>>5291466

Need a picture of lolibond blushing at the attention.

>>5291466
FUCKING SUPER AGENTS

ABLE TO TAKE LIKE 5 HENCHMEN AND 50 MINIONS AT ONCE

STOP BREAKING MY HIGH SECURITY DOORS

>>5291493
The mission's success is painfully obvious by the girly smile plastered over her face. For a second it unnerves you to remember she once was a going on 40 cold blooded spy.

>>5291496
Everyone believes it to be the work of "the menace Lion". Already the papers are-

"ALERT VIDEO CALL COMPROMISED! VIDEO CONFERENCE BEING REDIRECTED! WARNING UNKNOWN PARTY!"

>>5291551

Second.

>>5291625

Step into the shadows. We'll be a mysterius shadowy figure if its a good guy and be extra intimidating if its lione.

>>5291625
Oh fuck, it's your Arch Nemesis Elizabeth Liones! Quick Say something witty before that bitch can stick her nose up at you!

>>5291638

No. Use The Nameless Loli as our mouthpiece. Let Leones think we've transferred our consciousness to that of a little girl. It'll put her off-guard.

>>5291639

Ah. Lione. About time you attempted to get in touch with me. I see I obviously over-estimated your intellegence. No matter. What do you want?

>>5291625
SHIT SHE'S ON TO US

Tell her she fights like a dairy farmer.

"Something witty."

>>5291551
>>5291629
There.

>>5291676

D'awwwwwww

D'awwwwwww indeed.

>>5291676

Well, thats my day made.

>>5291651
Fool proof. Taking the few seconds in between the video feed switches, you make "The Nameless" stand in the conference apparatus.

Liones pauses, taking a moment to stare at the Loli with a scar across her right eye.

"...You can't be serious." The voice is distorted electronically, almost impossible to recognize but still feminine.

>>5291682
>>5291724
>>5291729

You are now manually imagining Sean Connery doing the same thing.

>>5291746

Oh I am quite serius Elizabeth my dear. What took you so long to track us down? I see I clearly over-estimated your intelligence if it's taken you this long.

Ah, but how rude of me. To what do I owe this pleasure? Come to surrender so soon?

>>5291746

"What, you don't recognize me? I'm wounded."

>>5291754

NO NO NO NO NO MY BEAUTIFUL MENTAL IMAGE

>>5291754

I came.

Don't forget to run a trace on the call. Find out where her secret base is from while you appear non-chalant.

Get baroness to run a scan on where this feed is coming from while we talk.

>>5291790
>run a trace
>GOOD LUCK, I'M USING ALL THE WORLDS BANKS AS PROXIES

>>5291825

All the better. We'll hack into the world banks as we go.

>>5291767
Mouthing out the words to "The Nameless" out of view of the camera, she quickly follows through with minimal effort.

Elizabeth's waits until the Loli-assassin finishes relaying your words.

"How pathetic. Do you think these few blemishes on the Liones name will affect me? Look at yourself. What have you created other than your ridiculous 'Loli-bots'?

You're a joke and a bad one at that. I know not of your plans but I need no knowledge of them. Just like my creations, I am infallible. Do not think for a second that the clumsy machine I sent yesterday was even more than a half thought for me.

Do not think you'll.

For that matter, do not think you'll survive."

>>5291836
>CD logs
>delete


also, I don't remember, was there a scientist based on information warfare?

>>5291754
>>5291778
>>5291787
I lol'd.

>>5291882
Reply how she should give more than half a thought to what she says.

>>5291882

Excellent. She erroneously believes us to be an idiot, not recognizing that we rule half of Asia from the shadows and have a "Fuck the World" device. This is proceeding all according to plan. Allow her to believe us to be a fool; blunder through the conversation blithely. Then, make sure to record everything. If she says anything particularly terrible, send it to the media (after cleaning it up, of course).

>>5291882

Ah, a jest my dear. How drole. To think a feeble minded sub-human could possibly pose a threat to me. Look at you, Elizabeth, you're not even human anymore. So sad. You shouldnt never have underestimated my genius, Lione, nor should you have threatened me directly. It is as you say, these threats against your name are but scratches. A mere afterthough to counter that mear half thought of your own. But now my dear. Now it is, as they say, On.

>>5291922

You fool! Has Monkey Island taught you nothing? He who banters best allways wins!

>>5291790
>>5291807
>>5291894
You hush hush, get the Baroness to start tracking the call through your sophisticated computer technologies before she scowls. On her computer screen are the words:

"Greetings from the nine. It's your old friend, number three. Elizabeth was right, you are too easy."

Somehow you get the distinct impression Elizabeth might be more than a bitch. She's a clever bitch.

>>5291992

I'm hedging my bets on "acting so stupid it is in itself a form of banter." Best of both worlds, really.

>>5291997

Shit! Isolate that system! Immediatly! We cannnot risk a virus at this point!

After that continue to go about things as normal though.

Let number 3 know that he's a fool for siding with Elizabeth. Surely he knows that we are the scientist destined for true greatness. Join us and we can promise him everything he wants and more, without the heel of The other 8 holding him back.

>>5292015
Quickly cutting off all of the primary tracers and re-encrypting what you can, you have the Baroness typing as fast as her android fingers can move just to put a dent in the incursion created by number 3.
>>5292013
"Yeah, well you're a stupid bitch." You almost wish you had been standing in front of the camera to say just by how Elizabeth's eyes have flared up on screen.

>>5292063
To say it. To say it. Damn typos.

>>5292063

Get the other lolis working their fingers off too. We'll stop this incursion and push it back into his territory.

Keep this avenue of communication open as long as we can. See if we can get a message to lolibond letting MI6 know that there are strange transmissions being broadcast over here and that she suspects lione is responsible.

We'll win this yet. Just you wait and see.

>>5292063

That's right. Get her angry. Angry people are more likely to make mistakes. Besides, it's so much fun pissing her off.

>>5292063

Start poking holes in her scientific proceedure and findings.

Accuse her of sleeping around for grant money.

Tell her she fights like a dairy farmer.

Let her know we know she got into robotics because she was too much of a bitch to land a real man.

Is she a Mad scientist? Well she's going to be fucking furious when we're done with her.

>>5292099
The idea does come to mind. Calling in your other Loli-bots, you- Fuck, they disconnected.
>>5292113
You had so many insults you were going to fling at that uppity bitch too!

Loli-Bond reappears, looking worriedly into her wrist communicator and only seeing "The Nameless".

"Bad connection?"

>>5292147

Ready the deflector shields and warm up the magma cannons. We might be attacked anytime now. Also, fill loli-Bond in on what just happened.

>>5292147

Its a trick. Keep alert for anything strange. Continue to head off potential viruses. Run diagnostics in a way that doesnt compromise anything. See if 3 still has an open connection.

Status, Scientist. What clues did she leave us?

So... what was the point of that I wonder...

She calls. Says "bwahaha your attacks do nothing" then hangs up.

No... something is coming...

I think its time we developed a Cyber Blood Hound to sniff out her trail!

>>5292224
or a loli blood hound

Can we get a zoom in on that flower or whatever it was on her lapel? Can we go over the recording of that and see if we can find out where she was based on background noise? Can we run it through one of those CSI-type filters to see her without the shadows?

>>5292237
I vote we name it the Baskerville Project.

Don't you just love this feeling? The thrill of the hunt, the fear of the hunted, and nobody seems to know who is who. Times like this, when the future seems to be hanging by a thread, when the tension is at a breaking point... that's what makes life worth living. And then Snap! and the world comes crashing back into place, with one winner, and one dead.

>>5292179
You ready the shields and set the Pyramid's security alert to level 3. It's not quite as high as your level 4 and a far cry from level 5, but it's better suited for internal and external hacking.
>>5292181
Irregardless you have your Loli-bots, Loli-sassin included begin separate checking sequences, actually tossing "The Nameless" into her own computer chair.

Something definitely feels off about the call, she normally would rant longer.

>>5292255

Second.

>>5292295

Tell Loli-bond to be on guard for kidnappers. We don't want her being captured and reprogrammed.

Also, see if she can dig up info on Lione and and number 3 or the 9 from the MI6 database, as part of her investigation into the shota-samurai.

>>5292295
What's the status on our plan to produce the weapons?
>>5291207

>>5292224
>>5292255
>>5292296
What is this? I don't even-

How would you even make a Loli-Bloodhound?

>>5292357

Very carefully.

>>5292357
With science.

Cruel, horrible, kicking-god-in-the-ribs science.

>>5292357

It would be a loli who serves as a bloodhound. A data tracker.

Sherlock-Loli.

>>5292357
Loli head, dog ears, dog body. Tail. Or conversely make a catgirl, cept with dog parts.

>>5292325
I don't think we ever had a real consensus on them past maybe the laser guns. If we wanted them to be viable, we would need to get cracking on our new energy source.

>>5292357
This, with a few years taken off.

>>5292380

Sherloli Holmes.

I vote we combine ideas. A Loli sherlock holmes with dog ears and a tail.

>>5292408

Will require the sherlock holmes hat and a bubble pipe.

>>5292418
Also, a boyish Watson loli.

>>5292408
...and her older brother Sesshoumycroft.

Alternate idea: We reprogram starshine and moonlight (or whatever the two with questionable names are) into sherloli and watsonloli. We should put that to a vote though.

Gentlmen. I say with confidence: This is our finest idea yet.

This will all end in tears and a rival moriarty bot.

>>5292459

All the more reason to do it.

>>5292449
Seconded.

Then the main villain should be Professor James Robotnik, the criminal mastermind behind the clockwork cockney attacks and the Boston tentacle party.

Have you ever noticed that our first (and only) response to any given problem is 'throw lolis at it until it goes away'?

We're the best goddamn mad scientist ever.

>>5292390
Right then, I'll bring it up again when we progress that far.

>>5292480
"throw lolis at it".... WE MUST CONSTRUCT A LOLI-CATAPULT

lolibots wtf?

>>5292499

No, you fool! They must be self-propelled! Rocket-loli launcher!

>>5292394
>>5292418
>>5292428
Like this?

>>5292518

Oh god. I cant stop laughing. That is perfect.

>>5292518
MAGNIFICENT

>>5292502
someone give that loli a gun in which she can reach the trigger

>>5292518
We are horrible people.

Now make them sleuth.

>>5292543
No, Steven.
We are a horrible person.

>>5292518

Lets have them hunt down clues from our recent incursion.

>>5292518
Watson loli requires bowler hat.

>>5292552

I believe you have "horrible" confused with "awesome"

Scientist? Still with us buddy?

So, are we ready to find that bitch and make her pay yet?

>>5292543
For a few moments, the Sher-Loli goes about sleuthing in your pyramid.

"Miss Watson, I deduce that our creator is most likely an enraged scientist with the sole goal of destroying some odd nine others whom wrong him. From the looks of this pyramid, he obviously has his other Loli-bots manufacture and build everything for him, as you can see from these incredibly accurate and well placed panels."

The Watson Loli only gasps astonished every five seconds which is about as fast as the Sher-Loli can come up with a bold but completely accurate theory.

With an exaggerated sweep of your arm you point for the door out. They begin to immediately sleuth but this time more focused towards the deduction of where that vile woman may be.

Slowly they leave the room, The Sher-loli's eye focused through her magnifying glass.

I have a question.. Why is Sher-Loli Holmes wearing a paper bag for a dress?

>>5292724

Outstanding. How are the other lolis doing against 3's virus?

Speaking of the nine others who wronged us, why haven't we tracked them down and turned them into Loli bots yet?

>>5292742
Because I didn't look closely at that Horo picture.
>>5292746
Turns out, 3 had actually just hacked directly into your communications. Apparently he was there to make sure that you couldn't trace the call back to Elizabeth .

>>5292774
Because they're hiding very carefully.

>>5292787

Well. Keep alert for the other foot to land. We know that call was suspicius.

>>5292774
Nobody has suggested it.

by the way, other plot points will stagnate unless you guys keep on pushing for me to have them happen. At this moment you have some serious fuck you money and resources, but you need to focus them somewhere.

I think we need to find and eliminate 3. And by "eliminate", I mean "turn into a loli". Attempt to discover location of 3 by tracing the interference created in communication system.

>>5292807
Build a giant laser cannon to carve a giant dick subset with the words "FUCK YOU" onto the moon.

>>5292807
I say we start to focus all our time, energy and money into finding Elizabeth. She shall be our start. Since we can't track the call, we should use all our new-found information networks to find any dealings she has had, and find a way to locate her base.

>>5292807

Well, lets invest in securing commnication mediums. Newspapers, television stations, radios.

But only after we're sure we're back to situation normal.

Also, get bondloli to investigate Lion and 3 as part of her investigation into the shota samurai.

>>5292807
Focus them on locating, and transforming those who wronged us into Lolibots. After horribly murdering them. Preferably by putting their brains inside new Lolibot bodies, and programming them to obey us.

Build 6 AI-controlled flying saucers programmed to disrupt communications across the globe. Also design them to search for holes in communications networks, and record their findings.

After a few weeks of chaos, sent the original 5 lolibots to take them out, while discreetly retrieving their memory banks for study.

Use your findings to help you secretly undermine the world's communications network.

Status report on project: "Candy from baby?"

Also, how goes Mary Sue's work with the UN?

>>5292918

This. Just be careful of the "AI" bit. we know one of the 9 specializes in just that.

>>5292807
A submarine-mounted mass driver for naval domination. The question is, a railgun or a coilgun?

>>5292833
You go about trying to track down the intrusion, going so far as to trace it to a certain region. Looking over the data, you almost have an aneurysm. It's in the GREAT MOTHERLAND OF RUSSIA.

FUCKING RUSSIA! That place is huge and that's the best you could figure out?!

>>5292936

Loli-Shark Gun.

>>5292936
We're a scientist. No reason not to combine the two.

>>5292946

Buy up all communications companies in russia, and all high-technology companies as well.

>>5292962

This, and have our girl in the UN see if she cant do anything to find out if the Russian government is leaking funds or equipment anywhere.

>>5292962
Why not just buy russia?

>>5292998

What, and do things the easy way? When we aquire russia, we will do it through a convoluted scheme, thankyouverymuch.

>>5292924
Holy shit. I forgot Mary-Sue was doing that for a bit myself.

Uh, she has the whole United Nations believing us to be a totally legit scientist that would never steer them wrong.
>>5292962
Buying up most of the telecommunications in RUSSIA is slightly challenging. Luckily you have the moeny and the guts to stick up to them. It's surprises even them, since in the distant year of 2000 nobody tries to fuck with the RUSSIANS, let alon stand in the same elevator. Those guys are serious danger.

Even more surprising, it appears most of the Russian populace loves your organization. You score some boss looking hats while you finish up with the last few deals.

>>5292518
I would totally watch this show.

>>5293042

Sweet. Now use our influence to spread pro-us anti-9 propoganda. See if we can track down any unusual funding or equipment transfers that could indicate Lione or 3.

>>5293042
Oh god, the typos. So many typos.
Let's see.
Money
Alone

Nice to see Raven happy. Lets talk to the russian military about giving them the hookups under the condition they help track down and destroy our enemies.

>>5293056

Second. Fund it.

In fact, I could see this whole thing as being a pretty decent TV show. The over-arching story would of course focus on The Scientist and his plans of world-domination, but this would just be used to seed all sorts of adventures for the Lolibots. It would be kind of like Excel Saga meets Powerpuff Girls meets GI Joe.

Can we get some quick info on number three? Name and specialization would suffice. I mean we were on a somewhat personal basis with the nine further information on their past and histories would help Sherlock loli narrow down her search.

>>5293117

We never were on personal basis. We only know Elizabeth personally, and that's because we have history of being thorns in eachothers sides. The rest are still entirely mysterious.

I think 3 is the AI programmer though, based on what happened. I'll double check the list now.

>>5293117

Also use our vast array of telecommunication resources to find her location. We should have that virus you mentioned in the last thread handy so we can use it as a secrete weapon in case we're in a dire situation.

>>5293058
The propaganda is a smashing success. Floods of phone calls come in, tying up most of your communications companies. Some with rumors on a mysterious individual, others with support, and a few requesting to hear more of "You're totally amazing Loli-band Bro-ski".

Having a few separate computers take in around four million separate calls and sort through them, you make sure to disconnect each after it is full to stop outside forces tampering with the data.

>>5293127
"Elizabeth, you already know of. She's the one more inclined towards robotics and was the more official head of the Ten.
The rest though...
One was proficient in biomechanic design.
One was more inclined towards advanced psychotherapies still in testing.
One was into gene splicing.
One was studying reptiles and ways in which we could apply their adaptations to modern uses.
One was on the verge of new surgical techniques not even dreamed of.
One was into applied Laser technologies that make even you advanced systems seem embarrassingly lacking.
One was researching ground breaking human to computer A.I. Interface technology.
And the last was studying poisons almost avidly, his latest study involving spiders and other such insects."

So the AI one is almost certainly #3.

First time back on /tg/ in three months and this is here to greet me...
God I love this place!

Quickly! Dispatch loli-bots to all the orphanages! Then stage a massive pro-adoption rally! Once the loli-bot sleepers are in place, use popular opinion in the UN to push forward a resolution to instate a global "Take your Daughter to Work" day! We shall have eyes everywhere!

>>5293144

That is more fucking like it.

Let us follow up these leads... WITH SCIENCE!

(and caution)

(... and the russian military, if we can get it)

>>5293127

Ah alright then, I thought that we were a bit closer with our former allies than that since we knew their scientific specialties and all the leading researchers in our fields that we would have had some interplay.

>>5293158

I trust you mean factory made lolibots, and not any of our special core-lolis?

This sounds like a suitable long term plan.

Speaking of long-term plans... how goes the candy operation?

>One was more inclined towards advanced psychotherapies still in testing.

Lol, Scientology?

>>5293194

Hmm... that may not be a bad place to start looking.

Not to mention we could always use our own religion.

>>5293178
It goes deliciously. Most of Japan's youth is hooked to the untraceable additive in their candy. Given enough time, you might be able to spread your grasps on the candy market further.

It has also been noted that quite a few deliveries are being sent to America almost directly. Seems a few people who watch to much anime are now trapped within the clutches of addiction.

>>5293209

Excellent... excellent. We shall have to start marketing in Russia as well now, of course.

>>5293178
Of course, anything more than the factory brand would be an overapplication of resources.
Once production begins, be sure to turn the adorable levels all the way to eleven and spec for maximum bight-eyed-ness and bushy-tailed-ness! We can't afford to be out adopted by some silly real orphan.

>>5293209
By the way, I'm going to go ahead and get off for the night. Be ready for Bad Guy Quest 5. I'll attempt to make sure shit get's really real.

>>5293230

Good to hear it. When shall we expect you next?

Gotta say this is probably one of the better Quests on /tg/ right now.

>>5293241
If everything goes good, tomorrow(Thursday). I'm actually going to make a bit of back story up for number 3 so s/he's not just a bland character.

>>5293105
I admit it, I'd watch this. In fact, I would love to work on a show like that. If I ever get into TV, I'm stealing this.

>>5293259

Outstanding. Can't wait.

>>5293271
Here's some art I'm working on in all of it's wee-a-boo glory.

>>5293293
Your non-MSpainty art is pretty good too.

>>5293293

That is awesome!

>>5293293
Scientist looks like a bald female.

>>5293293

Gotta say, Raven looks really cool in that.

I love how we're so very mind-bogglingly evil yet still so cute and funny.
>>5293226
Indeed, good sir! Fuck orphans!

>>5293293
I must say, I'm liking raven the best.

One of you fucks archive this over at suptg. I'm terrible at writing the comments.