Invade grenada!

>>5397064
Discover the secret ingredients of coca-cola and KFC's secret recipe.
Do something EVIL with them afterwards.

So, erm, did we manage to capture the laser guy or did we just kill him or what?

Run down on our remaining rivals?

We need more "Plot" and less "Here is some cool stuff".

We need a base of operations. Build an island.

Create a commissar-loli to keep your new minions in line. You never know what they might be up to or if any enemy agents try to infiltrate you.

Create a evil layer in lieu with Evil Genius, cept don't pick such a fucktard small island.

>>5397089
Holy shit. That's a real country.
>>5397105
We'll have to buy out the companies first.
>>5397108
I think someone said something about what to do to him last thread after I left. I'm a bit too lazy to check though.

make number 8 a loli made out of only lazers

send at the 9

Hey let's make a Toy Line!

Mind control cereal

The toy line should use cheap labor and lead based paints and also have awesome spring loaded rocket launchers

Ok - we take an Evil (tm) vacation. We invade Grenada & check out the beach front.

>>5397226
When you say made out of lasers, do you mean laser guns or straight laser particles?
>>5397234
You already have one.

>>5397241
This... or just mind control in general.

>>5397245

This anon misses the BSG Vipers & Raiders that fired real plastic bullets.

MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA MAKE LIKE NIKOLA TESLA

Solve global warming. This will make them trust us so we can conquer the world without them expecting it!

And we need to wash our mask, it's starting to smell awfully like gym socks.

>>5397278

We could subtly turn Grenada into one massive island Tesla coil?

>>5397316
It's... Beautiful.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5362714/

We ended with defeating 8 in a rock battle in Paris, what happened after that? Did he concede and accept his Lolibotifikation peacefully or did he try to betray us?

>>5397241
Quickly! Someone come up with a catchy name for the cereal!

>>5397316
>>5397320
I like this plan too.

If we don't have Loli-8 firmly under our control, upgrading all our lasers, then I say we have failed.

Build a Warhound Titan as your personal ride to any local location.

>>5397338
H2O's

>>5397327
He's bound by the scientific code to do what we wish after being defeated. Did anyone say to Loli-fy him?

>>5397338
Catchy cereal name: Loli-pops.

>>5397358
Good sir, of course we would have him Lolified. Such is the fate of all who go against us.

>>5397358
From the previus thread...

"Since out musical duel took place in France, I think it's only appropriate that we design loli-8 after a French maid.

And don't forget to incorporate 8's laser technology into her new body. But include a program that says she can't use her lasers without our authorization."

>>5397358
It was under discussion when the thread ended. The important thing is that we have him secured as a prisoner, we cannot afford to let a man with this a hat this awesome run lose.

Not to push our Lolis too far but I think we may as well run him thru the conversion. Seems to be consensus.

>>5397365

( Also - not wanting to bury ourselves in this but "Loli-pops" is appropriate. )

>>5397401
He's like a laser samurai or something. We need to get him on our side and have him train the samurai shota.

>>5397423
He can do that as a french-maid loli.

>>5397401
Then we must reverse engineer his hat to create an even awesomer one.

>>5397248

lazer particals all the time everytime

>>5397401
Well. If we do turn him into a lolibot, we should probably install some way to allow it to grow facial hair, and perhaps let him keep the hat.

Just an idea.

>>5397386
>>5397404
>>5397420

Alright then.

Mind control cereal made, Number 8 Lolified, now what?

>>5397465
No. The loss of facial hair will be part of his punishment. Though we may consider making another "nameless frankenstein" thing out of his old body, to preserve the facial hair in all is splendor.

>>5397465
Or we could just keep him the same because that... would make sense.

Start marketing the cereal in Grenada.

>>5397485
I second that.
Also, to whichever fag keeps requesting lolibots all the time: stop it, you douchecastle.

>>5397475
I motion an evil laugh.

Also, let us interrigate our latest addition as to where he got those band members. He was clearly being assisted by another of the 9.

We'll turn him into a Loli-bot. Its our creed, remember? All who oppose us must be changed into a Loli?

>>5397481
Someone here is new to the thread huh?

>>5397499
Nobody ever agreed on that.
>>5397496
Like he said. Give it a rest already. There are more interesting things to do.

As for a name, I recomend Mind Contro-Os.

>>5397508
Read the first few threads. Everyone agreed on it.

>>5397502
LAUGH HARDER

Don't forget to spread our candy into Grenada. And buy up all the media. It will make our conquest all the faster.

>>5397498
Seconding an interigation. Now that he's our loli-maid, he can't lie to us. Lets lso make sure that he does all the cooking and cleaning from now on... cooking with LASERS.

>>5397519
I was there. That was you, everyone else was suggesting other stuff.

Righty - O then!

On to Grenada!

>>5397525
Right, cause I'm everyone whos not you?

>>5397529
Get out faggot. It's because of people like you we can't have nice things around here

>>5397537
I recommend Lolifying this guy.

>>5397529
... what? It was only one person suggesting that and I don't remember anyone replying. The one thing Scientist agreed on was the backstory.

>>5397545
Second.

Do we have any leads on the rest of the Numbers? Have we interrogated 8 and see if he knows anything?

Start the spreading of a new religion that shows you to be a god of SCIENCE!!! start it in Russia and watch it spread. gain fearless zealots who will commit suicide rather than be captured. keep said zealots in reserve for when shit goes down hill.

make number 8 a lazer loli made out of lazer particales

We need our own spy satellite, if we don't already have one.

Instead of a conventional invasion... We should wipe out Grenada with a natural distaster... then offer to help clean up the country and build the tesla coil.

Does anyone have that big speech about how lolification was the ultimate tool for revenge? I can''t seem to find it in the archives and it was really something else. Really inspirational.

>>5397529
>>5397545
>>5397551

Clones, thousands of them!
Why have we not made clones of our selves yet? Could prove useful.

Interrogate 8 to find out which other member of the ten got him the Abomination band for the rockoff. Send Sherloli-horo and Loli-Watson to investigate any leads.

Use Laser technology to upgrade our Zombie-assassin.

And do something nice for 3. Upgrade her memory banks or something.

>>5397550
Check the old threads again, it was suggested a few times and people went with it. Also, just because I'm defending it, doesn't mean I'm the person who suggested it.

>>5397485
>>5397527
You go ahead and market to Granadians.

After about a week, they're under control.
Also, to keep up with other shit we were doing prior to the rock battle. You resend Mary-Sue back to the UN, while sending the other Loli-s back to their respective tasks.

The twins finished their salvaging of 3's old base and your computers are looking quite impressive.

You have number 8 upgrade your laser tech while your at it.

>>5397573
>check out how cool my speech was durr
Yeah, it was everyone alright. You suck.

>>5397545

>>5397583
Make some clones for that fateful day of assassination.

>>5397583
BUILD A GIANT GRENADE UNDER GRANADA

Have 8 do the cooking and cleaning. She is a maid after all. she should learn her place.

>>5397545
>>5397587
You don't feel too comfortable staring at it.

>>5397606

( Kinda partial to this - we're on vacation, yes? Add the Tesla coil & sounds like a recipe for FUN )

>>5397662
Send it away to boarding school or something.

>>5397606
DO IT

If we're going to build a giant tesla coil we'll either need to hide/disguise it very well or give some non-world-threatening excuse for it. Ideas?

Excelent, now that Grenada has been brought to compliance we should start a campaign to bring more tourists here then wow them with comfort, THEN SQUASH (or lolifiy them) into submission and start a secret army of sorts

( Also - am willing to bet we feel our hand tingling for some unfathomable reason. Note that in our organizer. )

>>5397688
I recommend disguising it as the world's largest hotdog.

>>5397606
>>5397666
>>5397677
Oh fine. Whatever. You do it.
>>5397671
Off whatever it was goes, never to be seen again.

>>5397662
Well that is because you made it a generic loli, with a question mark for face.

Make it samurai-like, with that awesome hat, and lasers. But still a lolibot.

>>5397697

Second.

>>5397688
Tesla coils are theorized to be usable in a 'global energy' pattern, the ability to put enough electrical energy into the air that it can be drawn off without the need for wires. (Go go History Channel Tesla special!)

We just tell them we are working to supply global energy and all is well.

>>5397662
Give it to the pedobear bots.

>>5397710
A grenade that big will do more than destroy Granada... and how do you expect to build a tesla coil on a large crater of magma?

I thought we were a scientist!

>>5397710
....With that responce I kinda got the mental image of the Anon-AntiLolibot-Lolibot sitting inside a cardboard box marked Free Lolibot on the corner of some forgotten street. Sitting all sad like in the rain.

*yawn* *stretch*

Ahhh - Ok. We got the loli quota in & had a nice VayKay...

So what's the plan guys?

>>5397722

You weren't paying attention, were you? We have a strict "No Pedobear" policy in effect. All Pedobears will be shot on sight.

>>5397575
Can we use the stuff we got from the remains of her lair to further upgrade 3?

Are we able to construct a moon base yet?

3 lives with us, 8 has been sent away.

What is the status on the other numbers?

We could check in with our spies, Quasi Baroness, etc. - & see what our rivals appear to be up to?

Otherwise - who's next on our shoot list?

They seem awful quiet of late.

>>5397697
>>5397712
Genius.

>>5397769
Construct a moon base. Move operations there.

Have 8 design deadly laser guns for our mooks. Make them absurdly easy to use, and market low-power versions as children's toys. Not only will kids be raised to be proficient with our standard mook weaponry, our mooks will be able to pass off their armament as simple toys when in public places.

>>5397769
Now open a hot dog franchise right under it.

While you are at it, branch into fast food business. We are going to take up on a big rival today: McDonalds.

Also, construct numerous satellites and take buy out all global communications.

Construct mechanical rapping tentacle monsters and have them sell the hotdogs. Call the franchise tentacle dawgs.

>>5397798
You mean deliver tentacle hotdoggings to all the women on earth rite?

>>5397770
Second the moon base. Make it look like a giant moon pyramid (or just move the pyramid there).

>>5397812
Too blunt. We don't want to rape all women on earth with hot dogs. At this point.

>>5397818
And a sphynx in our visage?

>>5397818
NO make it a necron monolith, and scare the shit out of the neckbeards currently on earth

>>5397770
In order to do that, you have to get permission from the UN for such a project. Calling up Mary-Sue, you get a quick explanation on why the UN feels a tad uncomfortable with these plans.

Short explanation: You have to ditch your control on the world's oil supply if you want to go ahead and move.

Somehow you sorta knew taking over control of the world's oil forcefully would result in something like this.

Do you still wish to proceed?

>>5397798
tentacle monsters are there for rape, they don't sell hotdogs
>>5397819
the time will come, the time will come

>>5397798
This gives me an idea suprisingly enough. Research robotic arms/tentacles. That way we can do two or three times the work all at once!

>>5397835
do it subtly without them knowing, preferably using cloaking tech

>>5397835
Oil supplies... moon...

Economy matters more. Let us do away with an underwater base for now.

>>5397835
Fuck yes. Also, I like that idea of the tentacle hotdog chain.

Hm...

hotdog and calamari burgers. I like it.

>>5397821
That works.

>mechanical rapping tentacle monsters
>rapping

What an interesting subversion.

>>5397835
Create a better, though still slightly inefficient fuel source after you relinquish control of oil. Also, create a MUCH more efficient fuel source for yourself. And charge them an arm and a leg for your inefficient version thats better than their oil.

>>5397835
No, keep the oil.

>>5397845
An an underwater base would be nice. Build a few, call them deep sea mining sites, aquatic life research facilities, and visionary futuristic cities.

>>5397798
"YO DAWG I PUT THIS TENTACLE IN YO DOG DAWG SO YO CAN RAPE WHILE YO RAP YO!"

Start out with an underwater base, begin harvesting methane crystals to boost the world's energy supplies. When we're lauded as a hero for saving the world, we ditch oil and move to the moon.

>>5397876
They must wear fur coats and have gold tentacle suckers. They must.

>>5397886
lillithid rappers with gold cains and fur coats....nice
>>5397874
still, make it a monolith, to scare the neckbeards on land

>>5397782
Fuck yeah, this is both clever AND profitable.

>>5397798
"T-Dawgs?"

>>5397860
Why did I draw this? This idea is stupid. I'm stupid.

>>5397924
YES YOU ARE THE BEST HOT DAWG SELLER EVER DAWG
this is is maxmimum

>>5397876
Gahdamnit, you almost made me snort soda.

Shit, next post talking about our moon base decision decides on what we do.

There are quite a few other good suggestions out there already though, so think carefully.

>>5397924
I think you're on to something here. You can say they came from the moon, giving you reason to establish a colony there. To watch over them or someshit.

>>5397835
Don't release control of the oil and do not move to set up on the moon. But do plan and begin to construct the necessary equipment and plans now.

We shall move when the time is right. At the exact moment.

Fuck oil. Build on moon. Solar panels everywhere.

>>5397951
best idea ever. I fully support the race of tentacle hotdog seller robots.

>>5397924
outfit these guys with speakers that blast a generic rap beat, WHILE also firing brown noise, so the bastards could start rapping during an invasion, and the enemy troops are shitting themselves and are incapacitated

>>5397961
Damn you.

>>5397951
Suggestion negated for involving rapping tentacles

>>5397924
..How does that necklace stay in place without shoulders?

>>5397985
magnets

>>5397985
magnet

>>5397951
>>5397969
>>5397970

You pause for a moment. Something about these ideas strikes you as... odd. Mary-Sue looks dumb-founded. Number 3 floats, giving a slightly concerned look your way.

"...Maybe you should lay down for a little?"

It's dawning on you that you might possible be mad and not in the angry way.

>>5398029
"A-apologies. The stress is getting to me."

>>5398029
then find your inner angrymarine

>>5398029
Perhaps its wise to refrain from any and all mechanical worms.. for the time being. Lets bench the idea, and keep it on hand in case we ever need to look like heroes again.

>>5398029
Send Sherloli-horo and Loli-Watson to investigate where 8 got his rock band of abominations from.

Then spend some quality time with 3.

>>5398029
We are not quite ready to become a 'mad' scientist. We can do that later.

We should make some tea, calm down, and actually do something sciency. Random experimentation to our benefit!

>>5398048
I vote Mechanical arms!

>>5398029
You are weak, scientist. You are not even enraged; what manner of science can you hope to achieve when you have no motivation for a race of mechanical tentacle monster rappers?
Pathetic, really.

>>5398057
Not like replacing our existing ones either. Like two or three entirely new sets of arms.

i think we should focus on our overmind, and ask 3 to get meditation techniques so we can come up with some good ideas AND rest at the same time without severing the link to the /tg/ hivemind

>>5398029
Seriously, it's time to settle down for a while. We can take a few weeks off while we watch our plans grow.
-Have 8 build us laser guns. Lots of them.
-Spend some serious quality time with 3. Buy her more servers, and hang out in cyberspace.
-Upgrade your lolibots. Spend some time with them, and make them better each according to their own requests.
-Underwater bases would be awesome.
-Try to remember what you used to do for fun.

>>5398029
YO DAWG WE WAZ GONNA SELL SUM HOTDOGS DAWG BUT YOU BE TRIPPAN YO

Lay down and spend quality time with 3.

The "ditch the oil, paper the moon with solar panels & beam the energy back" idea has merit.

We still dominate the energy market then.

>>5398029
Wait what? I thought my response was going to settle it :/

>>5398077
-*Underwear* bases would be awesome.

( That's what I read the first time. Damn. )

>>5398032
Are you the guy from tgchan? Reaver is a faggot.

>>5398029

All of you thinking mechanical arms are thinking too small.

WE NEED MULTIPLE BODIES. Taking multitasking, to the extreme, all, of course, under the control of the original, with neurological-to-radio control, tapping straight into the mind so we can be in as many places as we want.

Also, we can Brofist ourself.

Downtime sounds good for ourselves.

Also, investigate what the others are up to.

>>5398099
You mean incestuous crackwhore.

>>5398099
I'm not from anywhere. I like quests, so I go to /quest/. Sheesh.

>>5398111
HA! Yes, that and a railroader. I can't stand that guy, fuck suptg.

>>5398032
You give the quick apology to 3 before bringing your hands to your head. 3 floats near, still a little concerned but relieved that you had sense enough to realise something was wrong.
>>5398033
Concentrating on why you had started this quest, you feel your black rage. Elizabeth's name comes up and you feel your psychosis slowly overwhelmed by your hatred for the insipid woman.
>>5398041
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea...
>>5398044
Yeah, you'll go ahead and do that.

>>5398106

And, if you want, then we can go with extra mechanical arms or whatever, with safety measures so we can transfer totally into another body if we die in one.

>>5398106
set it up so if we die it wont mater because one of the bodies will become leader of the rest, and our consciousness moves to it.

Okay, the Scientist? Some advice. Start these threads a little bit later. The closer it is to midnight, the better the fa/tg/uy hivemind functions.

>>5398116
Er, /quest/
>>5398119
Mechanical arms, do that.

>>5398106

Yes. Seconding cloning self... after quality time with 3 gets us less unhinged. Otherwise we could end up with mad clones who want us dead.

>>5398120

Besides, a new body is an excellent way to integrate the rest of what we captured, looting their tech, making it our own, and with lasers. Lasers are always nice. Do we have one that shoots out our monocle? If not, we should.

>>5398126

I dunno. The rough & wandering starts have charm.

I still say seabase. Think of all the SCIENCE! we can do in the sea, away from prying eyes. And then, we can share some of our less important discoveries with the world to continue seeming like a good guy.

>>5398135
Seconded. Clones are good, as long as they know their place (or be killed).

This reminds me? Weren't we getting a new costume? Preferably one with a top hat?

>>5398111
This is now a reaver hate thread. I hate reaver. Long live Scientist!

>>5398165
Er, kill that first question mark. Kill it with fire, and bury it where no one can ever find it.

Though, yes, our main goal is revenge, we should prepare for afterward.

First, the world, then the galaxy, then the universe.

Moonbase is a good start, and start to research FTL tech or find someone who knows physics even better than we do, take him to our side, and, of course find a way to live quite long, like the mechanobodies.

Why just dominate the world, when we can spread our glory, and that of humanity in general, all over the universe?

>>5398140

LASER MONOCLE? SOUNDS LIKE WIN TO ME.

>>5398154
add betrayal self destruct mechanism, preferably quick but OH SO PAINFUL
>>5398165
seconding the tophat

>>5398154
Thats the problem with clones though. They all think they're the original. We don't want to fight ourselves, do we?

>>5398174
YES LASER MONOCLE

>>5398143
Yes, SCIENCE! Underwater bases construction is shortly finished.
>>5398140
This also sounds like a good use of SCIENCE. You have 8 install a quick laser mechanism into your monocle.

>>5398154

Not clones. Just extra bodies we control still. Essentially, like an arm, or a leg, but a whole extra shell, at the heart of it. If we can split ourself, we could do a lot more at once, maybe use ourself as bait, too, if absolutely necessary.

>>5398178
THE CLONES! THE CLONES!
"A MAN CHOOSES A SLAVE OBEYS."
Kudos to anyone who gets the reference, besides the quote itself.

>>5398178
Make sure to clearly label which end the lazer comes out of. The last thing we want in a fight is to wear our monocle backwards and burn a hole in our skull.

Now that we have super lasers, we could carve the moon into the shape of our face.

>>5398196

Hells yes. And if all else fails, drop the moon upon our opponents.

>>5398196
Brilliant. We could then turn the moon into a gigantic battleship.
>>5398168
I would wrysage so hard if Reaver returned to tg...

>>5398208
That'd probably kill us too.

>>5398211
>gigantic transforming battleship with our face on it
Fixed that for ya.

>>5398213

Only if we haven't moved operations off earth before then.

TO MARS!

>>5398221
That would require a spaceship and three years of journey. BUT SCIENCE

>>5398129
Because Reaver is the only person there, amirite?

>>5398216
>Gigantic transforming battleship shaped like a loli and controlled by a childish AI.

>>5398226

Indeed. Also, we could have the final battle be an actual WAR OF THE WORLDS!

We could turn Mars into a giant mobile battleship (with our face on it) and engines and factories and batteries of weapons and whatever else we would need.

EARTH VS MARS FINAL SHOWDOWN

>>5398226
lets aim for something closer to home.

Right. Where is Elizabeth?

These are increasingly wierd ideas.

I would say recreational experimentation seems smart in our current state.

Second >>5398048

>>5398244

But: It is red, and we know how symbolic the color red is.

Also, it is mars, named after the Roman God of War. It makes quite a nice choice for our final base.

>>5398229
Last time I was there, pretty much. He posts like every day for hours. I think he's either disabled, jobless, or a shut-in. Plus, he's a douche. I remember Bob, it's almost funny how he idolized the guy.

The voices in our heads are going more and more creative than usual.

Again: tracking Elizabeth. Investigation progress?

>>5398241

So like that Invader Zim episode where they fly around bashing into each other with Mars and Mercury?

" In Battle of the Planets Zim learns that the ancient inhabitants of Mars have turned their planet into a giant spaceship which can be piloted from a control seat located underneath the face on Mars. Dib learns that Mercury can also be flown from a control seat inside the Butt of Mercury. Zim brings Mars to Earth where he plans to use it to squish out all human life, but Dib manages to deflect him. Zim eventually pulls a Han Solo and takes Mars into the asteroid belt, but instead of deftly maneuvering around the asteroids they essentially destroy him. "

Lets put the planets and moon colonization on hold. Especially DESTROYING other planets, like the one we're trying to control now. Besides, what fun would there be in just blowing up the whole planet anyways? That revenge would be bitter sweet. Like traveling back in time and killing people as a baby. We want to see the look on their face, the horror as they realize they've been defeated. And worse still, the realization that their comrades, and soon themselves, have been changed into pathetic Lolibot versions of themselves. a Mockery of who they once were, forced to serve us. We not only want this, but we NEED this.

I vote we sip some tea.

I vote that we ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH, we should focus on finding more of our inner angrymarine. that or building a kickass cane/sword/pistol

>>5398241
That would be awesome. But let's wait until we're done on Earth before moving on to the galaxy.

>>5398270

Wait wat.

I was thinking the book/movies War of the Worlds, but literally.

Suggest mooning the televisor for no apparent reason & then getting back to work.

>>5398261
I was banned from there for posting "choo choo," in one of his threads; Bob was delusional; good times.

Shit you guys move fast now.

Let's see. Clones for our self sounds alright.

New costume design. Is it win enough?

Underwater base. There are fucking fish outside of your base portholes.

Carving a likeness of your face on the moon sound like a clear fire way of making some of the world a little peeved at you, so I'll hold back on doing that until an agreement is made.

All the other weird shit I missed, I don't know about it.

>>5398322
Focus on the domestic for now. Like tracking Liz - the other stuff can wait for later. Costume is win.

>>5398322

3 approves! It's our uniform now!

>>5398322
Quick! The magic murder bag! I mean the box of evil shit or whatnot.

>>5398322

Now THAT is stylish.

>>5398322

Snazzy suit, but I prefer the white coat myself.

Anyways, yes, let us investigate further, gotta find out where those abominations really did come from. Does 8 know anything? Can we scan through his brain/harddrive/whatever he has now?

>>5398322
why not carve a skull into the back of the moon,
install rotational rockets
suddenly when your enemies least expect it
SKULL MOON!!!

Tracking Elizabeth, go.

THIS IS HOW ANGRY WE SHOULD BE
http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/The_Angry_Gas_Station.swf

>>5398344
Very snazzy, yes, but not scientist-y.

It would work if we were to go to a ball to meet our next opponent, in some sort of gentlemanly duel with pistols.

>>5398359

Why be angry? We just kicked ass and took names recently, with ROCK! Besides, though we are evil, that doesn't mean we can't have a good time doing such things.

Ask 3 about Elizabeths whereabouts.

While she's doing that we .. "vgrep" 3.

MMmmmmm..

>>In the spirit of being evil and whatnot, let's continue this story. You're evil, you're a scientist, and you are angry
>>you are angry
>>angry
Thats why.

Snazzy.. but maybe we should stick with a lab coat of some kind?

>>5398352

You, sir, have no flair for the dramatic. Our arch-rival is not to be faced until we have overcome the other nine. We have to hold to convention, otherwise what sort of enraged scientist would we be?

>>5398369
>>"vgrep"

Do explain the meaning of this term. Unless it's misspelled, I really am not sure.

>>5398379

>We have to hold to convention
>We have to hold a convention

BRILLIANT!

We have a snazzy suit, and we have extra bodies, and now we have a situation to use both. Let's hold something extravagant, and see whose attention we draw with it.

>>5398383
http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/V/vgrep.html

> Visual grep. The operation of finding patterns in a file optically rather than digitally (also called an optical grep).

In other words, a not-so-veiled request for tits.

>>5398322

No kidding. This thread has just about filled up.

Am also thinking that starting later at night might be a good idea.

>>5398404
Yeah. Too much LOLRANDUM here, and nothing done but a rapping worm and a new outfit, that not everyone likes.

>>5398383
Well, "grep" is a command-line text search command in Unix, but it has now more been adapted to mean "to search by means of a computer." Not sure what "vgrep" would mean.

>>5398412
>>5398397

Not sure how that translates into a tits request, but thanks; I'll look into this some more now and maybe find my answer.

bump or another thread?

>>5398408
The rapping tentacle monsters was a clever idea. Shame Scientists did not go along.

This has been the most.. random thread yet.

>>5398261
If that was when MudyQuest was still going on, then it's changed quite a bit since then.

>>5398318
Yeah, mods are somewhat susceptible to Butthurt. And even Reaver though Bob was a faggot.

>>5398359
Oh WOW! That shit was funny.

>>5398404
Probably would be. I only tried to start earlier for those who sleep earlier. Feels like maybe I shouldn't.

Anyway. Asking 8 about which of the scientists gave her the malformed and monstrous band, you quickly pull enough information to know it was a two man job. Turns out that only someone with intricate knowledge of biomechanics and gene splicing could pull off this sort of shit.

3 gives an all too human shiver. "I know about the gene splicer."

It appears someone is trying to call you.

>>5398482

We answer, of course.

>>5398482

Put them on hold with a loli-bot while we question 3 about the gene splicer.

>>5398482
thank you, I humbly request that we speak through the lolibot, while answering the call, it worked last time.

>>5398421
Well, I would assume that a "suggestive" use of the term "vgrep" would imply that it is a nerdier version of the more standard (and less obfusticating) "optical grope."

>>5398482
Get Nameless to answer the call.

>>5398505

Hold? No. We taunt our enemies rather then giving such threats to a minion. We should give them the same chance (if it is an enemy to us).

Invest heavily in the developement of impoverished countries in Africa and South America, making sure that said investment is well covered by the local media and that it's actually producing results. Found corporations to create jobs for the people and stabilize the countries further.

You now have the admiration of the people, the same people whom the UN ignored and the World Developement Bank failed for decades. They will come in handy when you inevitably have to overthrow the great powers.

>>5398457
I reckon he is still stuck on incest and crossdressing. Shame it is all he ultimately amounts to; I had high hopes for Reaver when Rudy Quest was around.
>>5398482
Another showdown, good sir.

>>5398549
THIS WITH THE FURY OF A MILLION SECONDS

>>5398549
I believe several governments have tried to do that already. I seldom think we have the manpower for that sort of venture.

>>5398591
Yes, but we have SCIENCE! on our side. We can fix their problems using SCIENCE!

late to the party, but I just saw this and needed to share it

>>5398613
>>5398591
>>5398581
>>5398549

I doubt Africa can really help us. Give them some free candy, maybe, but let's focus on the important stuff.

Take the call.

>>5398490
>>5398505
>>5398523

You have "The Nameless" answer your call while 3 floats in closer to you. Bringing a hand up as if to block out anyone else from reading her lips, she hesitantly replies.

"The gene splicer... Number 6. He's... Well he thinks that he's..."

She checks side to side a little frustrated that she is about to say this.

"He thinks he is a reborn wolf spirit trapped in a human body. I severely doubt when we meet up with him, we'll be looking at anything remotely human."

>>5398627

He's a furry? Find him and BURN HIM. MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HIM.

>>5398613
We could start by curing aids since that virus disproportionally affects African populations.

>>5398627
Oh for fucks sake, hes a furry! One of those stupid religious furries at that! When we Lolify him, we'll HAVE to make him into the most human looking Lolibot yet.

>>5398627

>"He thinks he is a reborn wolf spirit trapped in a human body. I severely doubt when we meet up with him, we'll be looking at anything remotely human."

...

All that comes to mind is YIFF IN HELL and KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>5398627
OH MY GOD HE'S A FUCKING FURRY.

We need to invest heavily in flame-based weaponry.

Also, look into uploading 3 into the internet and having her control all information like that movie with shia leboeuf and Eagle Eye.

>>5398627
prepare the flamethrowers, ITS TIME TO PURGE THIS BASTARD OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH WITH HOLY FLAMES, HE WILL BE YIFFING IN HELL BY TOMORROW

>>5398627
NO LOLIFICATION BURN HIM BURN HIM BURN HIM

>>5398634

No, capture him, then use his furry DNA to develop a deadly virus that targets only furries. Then use it on the world.

>>5398634
BURN THE HERETIC. KILL THE MUTANT. PURGE THE UNCLEAN.

>>5398654
This, then burn him. It is the only way.

Have 3 purge any and all Furry art and pornography from the net! If that doesn't lure him out of hiding, I don't know what will.

Make a backup of his consciousness.

Then burn him alive.

Then make the consciousness into a fire-themed lolibot.

>>5398627

If he's performing regular experiments on himself, then the solution is obvious.

Sabotage.

BURN SLAUGHTER BURN SLAUGHTER RAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH

>>5398670
>>5398654

COMBINE THESE. HOLY SHIT THESE ARE GOLDEN.

>>5398654
OMNISECOND

>>5398674
This, make it elegant

>>5398627
Burn him. He does not get a lolibot.

As a more reasonable thought, being able to control something capable of gene splicing would be quite useful.

Why destroy the furry fanbase when we can have truly fanatical minions that have been merged with their desires?

Guys, the phone is ringing.

>>5398634
Fourthed, whatever. Incinerate, final destination.

He must be lolified. We just have to do it in a way thats worse than death. Oh! I know, we can have him get electricly shocked whenever he has furry thoughts! Or something.

>>5398680
YES! Kill the heretic!

... are we autosaging?

Despite all the lolrandum XD of the early dialogue, we actually could use it as a great backup plan for when natural resources such as oil fail us. We already built the Tesla coil on Grenada. We could use the the tentacle monster as a front tho attack (read carve our likeness) the moon w/ lasers from 8. Then subjugate monsters to work hot dog stands while building a base on the moon and covering it w/ solar panels under the guise of a defense from future attacks by tentacle monsters. We could then take all the energy stored on our moon base and use it to supercharge the ionosphere, and control the charge w/ our Tesla coil to power our bases and fire lightning at our enemies. Our attack would look like natural disasters.

But Scientist is right, to the task at hand.

Love the new outfit.

We're autosaging. New thread time.

>>5398705
I think you're missing the point. He is a furry. We MUST kill him and burn his body. Science takes no exceptions.

SHUT UP BASHERS.

Do you have to wreck EVERY topic that has anything remotely "furry" in it?

>>5398718
Well, yes. His body must burn. However his MIND must be taken and used for our evil deeds.

>>5398720
We are burning right along him. No cute lolibot for you.

>>5398705

Seriously, enough with the lolifying thing already, we need something ariginal for this, goddammit.

Like fucking with his equipment so that the next time he tries to alter his own DNA, an ass grows around his head and he suffocates to death.

>>5398714
Shit. Really? Auto sage is a cruel bastard.

>>5398732
That... is rather horrible. Well done good sir, well done. I approve.

>>5398729
Its our signature to Lolify our enemies. Have you forgotten?

Blame the bashers.

Seriously, was 20 posts of ragespam really necessary?

>>5398693
Second.

Furry army seems like a great way to have expendable canon fodder.

>>5398720
But we are evil, and we don't like furries.
So, yes, immolation, if we can combine it with lolification.
I wonder how hot of a fire we can make using SCIENCE.

>>5398743
Don't force your opinions on us. Burn him until he dies, that is our new creed.

>>5398738
QUICKLY LINK TO A NEW THREAD!

>>5398693
I third expendable furry army. We can throw them into the jaws of death and watch our enemies scream in terror. If they die, we win. If they win, we win. Its a Win Win scenario.

Don't bother. The bashers will just shit on it.

I third the suffaction by second ass. That's so fucked up is glorious. Enough with the lolification thing for now. Make him suffer before he dies.

>>5398754
Do I need to remind you thats what was decided on AGAIN?

>>5398770
Huh? Are you some kind of a pedophile or something? Burn and kill until nothing is left, it is the only way!

>>5398767
I fourth suffication via ass.

>>5398778
Read the previous threads.

>>5398778
The answer is yes, he is a pedo.
Also, burn rage spam ahoyyyy

Attempting to link to new thread.
>>5398792

>>5398746

Actually, now that I think about this, that sounds kinda useful. Genetically modify the fuckers with all sorts of claws, spitting poison and other crazy shit and alter their brain chemistry to give them the intelligence of a common house-pet. Then unleash them on some poor unsuspecting bastards who get in the way.

And, just in case, throw in the lemming gene so that they off themselves before they get too out of hand.

>>5398798

maybe claim these are an alien threat and moon base is necessary to repel the abominations

>>5398680
>>5398674
>>5398654
these ones!