Purge or furry porn from the internet, get him out of hiding. Use the new gene splicing techniques to construct a furry killing virus. Then burn his body.

Find out if Sher-Loli has any other information.

>>5398807
You forgot to make him suffocate with a second ass THEN burn his body. We don't need a lolibot of a reborn wolf spirit, that's stupid.

>>5398813
This. We can purge him once we find him.

South America? Our wolfy 'friend' might be down there.

As for what we will eventually do, the furry disposable army sounds quite useful, and, since it is not our usual thing, we can disconnect it with us, prevent it from being associated with us, and so use it for operations we don't really want to be connected to.

>>5398822
No, we need a lolibot of a rather intelligent scientist who can give us new technology. Plus turning him into exactly what he hates would be funny.

Obtain Gene-Splicing technology after defeating our furry foe and proceed to offer it at a large price to all fur fags.

Gene-splicing makes them our furry slaves and we have ourselves a small expendable force.

Are you planning on turning every one of these threads into your little bashing party?

>>5398846
second

>>5398848
We can pretend they are invaders from the moon and build a base there.

>>5398846
>>5398858
ITT:
Same guy who keeps requesting to lolibot everything. More news at eleven.
>>5398848
We can even invade countries.

>>5398848
I doubt it'd be small. But I second this.

We need his tech, so we need him around. How we are going to do that we can discuss after defeating him, stop spamming pro-furry or burn-furry. As much as I like fire.

>>5398877
Paranoid much?

>>5398887
We don't have to burn him right away but after we get his tech.

Well, lets first send Sher-Loli to snoop around one of the bases she discovered. Meanwhile, use 3 to figure out a way to lure the furry out of hiding. Perhaps add subliminal messages encoded into Furry websites or some such.

>>5398882
Well depending on the price of the the proceduce would depend on the size of our army.

I suppose it could be free and every furry known to man would build a huge army, but where is the profit in it?

>>5398916
Furry Army would mean a free workforce as well. We could recoup our losses rather quickly if they were bound to serve us.

>>5398929
We could construct a gigantic fur pile and threaten the world with sheer faggotry.

South America. Do we have anyone there yet?

>>5398905

Rent out a stadium and decorate it as a furry convention usually is, then spam sites he frequents with advertisements about the 'Largest Furry Convention in the History of South America'.

He shows up, we nab him. Anyone else sees the ads and shows up, we nab them, too. They'll be our first tests once we have his technology.

>>5398974
I approve.

>>5398974
Good idea. Have to make sure to advertise it as a fur-spirit convention.

>>5398974
second

Asking 3 to purge the internet of Furry porn may have been a bad idea. She seems to freeze up before taking a sitting position, red Loading letters flash in front of her face as she goes silent.

As for anyone near by, you do happen to be in an underwater base off the coast of Grenada.

>>5399046
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>>5398974

>>5399046
ask her to plant a virus that removes furry porn instead of making her do it herself

>>5399046
I feel bad for exposing 3 to such horrors but its for the greater good.

>>5398905
You have "The Nameless" Send Sherloli and Loli-Watson off towards South America. Hopefully she'll be able to find the exact location of number 6's base.

>>5399046
I fear that all that porn is leaving 3 awfully open to our furry foe.

>>5399046

Her poor, poor mind is about to get horribly warped by all the furries. If she can't handle it, have her immediately cease searching the web for furries. THE HORROR.

>>5399046
Come on. She can't do it in one single step. Multithreading, is it asking too much?

>>5398974

This.

Also,

>>5399138

I'm worried as well.

Shit! We need a valid excuse for deleting furry porn too.

Once we get the gene splicing technology up umm...

"I have removed all of this filth which has cluttered the internet in favor of granting you poor misbegotten souls with reality. Why live in fantasy when my new $100 procedure will let you live your fantasy in reality?"

We need no excuse, just deniability. I trust 3 on not being tracked.

I had hoped the basher pollution had cleared out, but apparently not.

>>5399221

Nah, need a few more zeroes on that number. We're looking for the crazy fanatics who would sell their own house for this proceedure. Anyone else might get spooked while waiting in line and panic. If the media catches wind of it, we could be in deep shit.

Assuming that is, that these 'Clinics' will be in public areas.

>>5399264
We shall make you a mindless slave along with the rest of them. Then the great fires will start.

>>5399065
>>5399072
>>5399065
>>5399072
>>5399138
>>5399140
>>5399145

Fearing the well being of 3, you disconnect from the internet for a minute so she can recover. Forgetting she's a hologram, she tries to hug you in thanks before taking an awkward few inches back, still floating.

"Oh god... How can people make, let alone enjoy that stuff?"

She retches for a second in mid air before composing herself.

Asking her to make a virus in her stead that targets furry porn, you win a few extra points of affection off the poor A.I.

Reconnecting, you upload the virus and take a step back as board after board on the internet, that enjoys such filth reel back in horror as they are smote electronically.

>>5399318
now that the virus is uploaded, comfort 3, by giving her virtual hugs.

And the bashers turn another perfectly good thread into a hate party. I'm sure they're all so proud of themselves.

>>5399318
Waiting on that phone any minute now.

>>5399318
Mental note: expose her later on to 4chan, in homeopathic doses. We need to make her more resistant if she is going to venture into the internet to do stuff for us.

Start with /tg/, she might even play a quest about a scientist in there.

>>5399347
>>5399347
if you dont like it, just leave, we arent making you stay here.

To draw out the two scientists I recommend having some minions go to south America posing as rebels and begin fighting with the local militias. Anyone who seems a little too well armed or trained may be receiving the backing of another evil scientist. Also this will cause a little mayhem with the local governments and who doesn't love a little mayhem?

>>5399347
Bashers? We hate furries here, wat. Anyway, >>5399342
there is great purging to be done.

>>5399356
i c wut you did there.

>>5399347
I don't see how it's not a good thread now. Unless you're a furry with a persecution complex, of course.

>>5399268
Good point.

Ah well, its all theoretic until we actually get the tech.

>>5399358

This.

If you have the time to sit and be pissy about what people are typing in a thread somewhere on the vast great internet, you have time to go find something more pleasing to do.

I wish you well.

>>5399347
There is very little bashing going on, in case you havn't noticed the dominant plan appears to be a furry slave army.

>>5399318
Create a real body for her. Recieve hug.

>>5399396
If you have time to vomit your infantile rage on anything you don't like to make sure nobody else enjoys it, you have time to go find something more pleasing to do.

>>5399367

Mayhem will let us gain some standing with the local governments as well when we supply "advisers" to help combat the anarchistic up risers. This would let us get a hand in local politics and give us the opportunity to move things in and out of the America's without trouble from the Government. If the U.N. gives us shit have Mary Sue tell them to chill the fuck out.

>>5399426
with techno-implants in the brain so she can swap her consciousness back to virtual reality if she needs to

>>5399426

...Build a fem-bot?

>>5399426

Holy crap, we can make clones, can't we? Let's offer to make her a human body that she can inhabit if she so chooses, based upon her genetic specifications.

>>5399457
... why? She is fine in cyberspace. I mean, we can ask if she wants it, but it is really not essential right now.

>>5399457
This.
So............. can a virtual construct have babies?

>>5399430

You see my friend, this thread IS what pleases me, so here I shall stay.

That being the goddamn point.

Stop playing virtual waifu and let's get back to the quest.

Using the lasers that 8 can construct for us, let's make some goddamn mining machines. They can start tunneling a secret underground base for us in Brazil where we can set up our offensiv against 6.

A clone would just be another person waiting their opportunity to take us out. It's written into the very genetic code of a doppleganger to destroy the original. This will not end well.

>>5399475
This. I DEMAND ANSWERS! FOR SCIENCE!

>>5399367
I want to see the minions shoot some shit up so I second this.

Problem is, we only have confirmation of one in South America.

We could either send our detective duo out and about to gather more information on the other one or have them scout around the continent for more information. A large base needs constant resupply of food toilletry, so we should probably start monitoring major highways across the region.

Also, reccomend the recruiting and training of an advance-team of scouts, specifically for situations like this.

>>5399342
You give her a quick virtual hug and let her cry etc, etc. Dames are always so emotional.

>>5399475
I'm not getting into this. Nor supporting. Nor denying it. I'm just not going to touch it.

>>5399504
I guess I should.

>>5399513
Brazil? All for or against this?

For.

I am going to suggest São Paulo, just because I am posting from here.

Come to think of it, Sherloli might be the perfect bait. I mean, she looks half of a furry wetdream already. No doubt our Furry friend would seek her out!

>>5399606
Why not. Although that stadium idea was good too.

>>5399566
Well I was kinda hoping our boys could just wipe out some current guerilla base and set up operations there since they would be posing as marxist rebels during there stay.

>>5399620

Nah, city's too big, it'll be expected of us.

We need to have a base further inland, somewhere where we can still get supplies in, mind you, but not in a major city.

>>5399606
The stadium idea seems far more cost effective, it seems wiser to go in that direction.

With all the furry porn gone the furries will be in desperate need of 'companionship'.

Set up an ambush in Brazil. And then let it be publicly known that the person responsible for the deletion of all furry porn is there.

>>5399654
Brasilia, then.

It is the capital city, but people outside Brasil don't even know it.

Only politicians, but they never show up for work either.

>>5399356
OH SHIT. Don't ever break the fourth wall! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?!

>>5399606
FUCK YEAH! ANGRY BRAZILIAN ANTI-GOVERNMENT REBELS FOR THE WIN!

>>5399671

Division by zero, sir?

>>5399671
PIME TARADOX!??

>>5399671
An infinite spiral of 3's floating through /tg/?

Seconding constructing a physical form node for 3 at some point. Make it as... life-like as possible

>>5399671
Well, someone would start signing their posts as "3".

Alternate threads would be set up on other boards, bringing in /b/tards.

This thread would die, and so would our reality, and we would die, instead of post in this thread.

Then again, it would be hilarious. But let's not go there.

>>5399672
God, this is getting too political. Can't we at least keep these groups down to people I don't have to look up on wikipedia?

[fursecution complex intitiated]
Purge the internet of all fetish porn. Only a man and woman in the missionary naked in the missionary position, thank you very much.

How dare people enjoy all that sick shit.
[fursecution complex ended]

Now back to you regularly scheduled craziness.

Our .. rage .. is fueled by furry pr0n?

Or - what's the deal with Elizabeth? Why the hate?

>>5399665

Agreed.

Unless anyone else has a suggestion?

>>5399732
Lol no. Also, I want to touch 3. Enraged Scientist should do but after we get our work done.

>>5399732
Government is corrupt; parties don't investigate one another because another would then investigate one. Media is complacent, even if critical. There are powerful druglords in some huge cities. There are financial crooks in other cities. There is illegal deforestation. There is drought and poverty in the northeast, forests in the north, cows in the center, snow in the south, and money in the southwest. That is about all you need to know.

( Backstory - Elizabeth exposed our unborn children to furry pr0n & they exploded )

( Ermm .. needs work. )

>>5399732
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Liberation_Army_(Colombia)

You do't need to look that shit up we did it for you!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Liberation_Army_(Insert Nation State Here)

Motto: "Building a better tomorrow by killing everything in the way today!"

>>5399732
They don't need an identity there pissed off, live in the jungle and shoot more cops than all the west coast gangs combined.

I'm in favor of the "send our minions in disguise to have test-wars against local militia to find ones with higher technology" plan.

>>5399813
thirded lets us kill stuff and will give sher-loli a smaller area to search through

I'm in favor of giving 3 a real body with tech implants to allow her to swap back to AI mode again.

Science... can get lonely.

>>5399781
Convenient! So what? Do I replace the good guy rebels or something with my minions?

>>5399889

Replace both sides, govt, rebel, whatever, with minions. It will quicken the search.

>>5399889
OH SHIT SHES LOOKIN AT /TG/

I propose we begin buying up private armies and communication companies. The private armies will function as our eyes without having to involve ourselves with unsightly troop movements. The communication companies are for propoganda. Also, we should begin bringing in the candy sales to this new location. Anytime we go anywhere, in fact, we should move in the candy sales.

I wonder if #6 will feel some odd kinship with sherloli horomes...

>>5399915

Seconded. To make this easier, let's just say that bad guy minions take up the bulk of the forces in conflict.

...Aw, damn.

Well, lads, before the universe implodes upon itself, I just want you to know...

...I love you all...

>>5399889
Replace them all with tentacle monsters. You know you want to, dawg.

>>5399781
Replace southwest with southeast, my bad

>>5399944
I would lol so hard. Too bad it won't happen...

Fuck just send in a few skilled sniper teams and the problems practically solve themselves.

The easiest way is probably to infiltrate the media. For TV, the conglomerate Globo pretty much is watched by everyone, produces soap operas for exportation, and has already manipulated presidential debates / supported the dictatorship, back in the day. If you want to deal with propaganda, those are your guys.

You should spend more time with #3.

>>5399992

No. We solve these problems with SCIENCE.

Commence infiltration/outright takeover of the Brazilian economy, immediately. That should aid us in putting a chokehold on 6's operations. Introduce the candy, as well. SEND IN THE CANDY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you want to deal with combat, then you might hire out minions as mercenaries. I am sure a bit of political pressure in the right places would make it legal, or at least would make people not pay much attention to it.

>>5399889
Get some minions to kill off and replace the rebels in the jungle. The corrupt government will turn to their illegal benefactors to shut them down and that will point out where our nemesis is located.

>>5400022
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Number 6 is mucking about with gene tampering, correct?

Have Baroness scan the local media/ buyout the local media. See if she can find any reports of strange beasts or mysterious disapearences. With any luck our boy 6 is just as careless as 8 was.

WE HAVE JUST WIPED OUT ALL FURRY PORN FROM THE WEB.

SURELY 8 MUST BE TRYING TO FIND US FOR HIS REVENGE.

SET UP A PLACE WHERE HE CAN "FIND US." HAVE IT BE AN AMBUSH.

Actually, *have* we wiped out all furry porn yet, or did we stop 3 before she was finished to let her rest and get acquainted with 4chan?

>>5400111

We had a virus do it. It at least took down all the furry websites.

>>5399915
Sounds good.
>>5400083
You have three open a new tab and get to work. Brazilian media gets bought up in a nano-second.
>>5400022
You are not 3.

>>5400151
I... I never said I was... I just umm... Think you should spend more time with her is all... She's so wonderful and perfect after all, right?

>>5400151
HEY SCIENTIST, COULD YOU PLEASE MAKE ME?, I SEE YOU 3, i dont mind, i could be some sort of watchdog.

>>5400193
i see you.

>>5400151
You should compliment that guy you're talking to on the quality theme of his mask.

OK, scan internet and social networks for people complaining about the disappearance of furry porn.

>>5400151
I dare say my good man what a fine mask you have.

Now that the media has been bought up, let's get 3 to analyse any areas where animal mutations or disappearances have ben particularly heavy in recent history. Perhaps this might near the labratory of 6's secret laboratory?

Oh, and COMMENCE THE TUNNELING. Fill the tunnel with mercenaries ready to strike at a moment's notice. We pay them in half money, half addictive candy. This is in order to keep them better under our control.

Go through recently aquired media for instances of mysterious disaperences and kidnappings of both animals and people. See if you can also find any reports or rumors of monsters, mutants, or freaks.

Goddammit we've lost 3.

Wait, is she in this thread?

OH GOD STOP META-POSTING!

>>5400193
I think you should stop now.

>>5400222
That could take months if we're looking for a specific individual.

>>5400285
Cross the list of those people with people in the academic community, specifically within bioengineering.

>>5400258
Oh god dammit now she's in the thread.

Now she'll discover that the scientist she's working for is actually the conglomeration of many different people with little-to-no knowledge whatsoever, and that our decisions are made by a consensus where people often samefag.

>>5400258
Yes mom... sorry mom...

>>5400322
oh its just the sentient anti furryporn virus we planted, time for you to go back to work little virus.

Give 3 a remote control robo-body.

>>5400285
This is why I wanted to focus on drawing him out by causing infighting amongst the people and see who goes running for the abominations to turn the tides against the other side. Then we would know who's backing him or vise versa. Then we would just have to connect the dots to find out where he's at.

>>5400349
She has one. She doesnt like being constrained in the meat-world much, is my understanding.

Plus, I think its a loli.

bye guys, i need to sleep, i got a dentist appointment.

>>5400391
Oh, awesome. I must have missed a thread.

Double everything.

Investigation. We need to get to this guy. We have the media, we have removed all furry porn.

Ooh. Orchestrate a beneficent dinner to discuss the right to free speech, in lights of the terrible virus, certainly work of some teenager hacker, that just removed all furry porn from the internet. Add to the agenda SCIENCE, in all caps, and genetic modifications, and psychology shit like getting to know your inner being. Also add some subtle references that would give away you are behind this, for the people in the know.

If that doesn't get his attention, nothing will.

>>5400315
That sounds like a plan. This also lowers the list's numbers significantly. Centralizing all of the queries coming from South America only shrinks it further.
>>5400322
That's as far as 3 is willing to search. She seems angry for some unknown reason to you. Folding her arms, she parts her lips to let out a rather fouls curse word.

This impresses you.

>>5400445
Double what?

Also, I'm going to call it for the night but I promise to be back on tomorrow unless something tragic like a car wreck or asteroids fall on me, or if 4chan goes down(it's been stable so far though).

>>5400551
This will might happen.

>>5400552
Rest well, thanks for the patience. There are good days, and not so good days.

>>5400552
Sleep well you evil bastard you.

>>5400552
Dream of world domination.

>>5400552
Time to show your appriciation for all her hard work? Take her out for a night on the town.

>>5400552
>Double what?
Everything. We have numbers. Double them!

>>5400552
I'm telling you guys, we really need to do the whole "remove safeties and propose" thing, before she does the "removes safeties and kills us" thing.

We also need to trade mark SCIENCE!

wait a minute, wasn't 6 supposed to be the one with the bug face?

>>5401413
Supposidly he has a wicked stache above those pincers.