In the stores you have:

600 tins of tea leaves
1200 packets of cigarettes
1200 rations in tins (one ration lasts one man a week)
300 spare uniforms
Writing materials for sending letters home, all letters are screened.
Digging implements, they may not be taken into the buildings, and must be used for gardening or excersize.

supplies are due from the red cross in a month

Leading from the entrance is a gravel road. Surrounding three sides of the camp is a dense wood.

Your orders, colonel?

Seduce all the guards with our British wiles.

>>5655232
Four of your men have been placed in the cooler for a week. One of your men has discovered a homosexual among the guards.

Sit around, smoke cigarettes, drink tea.

Wait for America/USSR to rescue us.

Tell 10 men to write a letter home about something really obscure and strange.
Like "Remember the potatoes needs to be dug up and replanted on the south side of the house. SOUTH SIDE!"
No codes or anything but it makes the guards focus on thoes 10 men more than on the rest of us. Important for theese men to have been working together, from the same city or some other ties as well as being competent.

Also a question, how high is the fence and is there some kind of schedule we need to follow?

Set fire to everything all at once!

>>5655322
You have been caught! Two more men are placed in the cooler.
>>5655319
The ten men writing letters home are interviewed by the Germans. They say nothing, as they know nothing.

At 10:00 PM all the doors and windows are locked and will not open again until 7:00 AM

Recite the Funniest Joke in the World in German, which we know phonetically but cannot understand. Walk out of the camp when all the krauts die laughing.

>>5655344
Did the men get tortured or anything like that? Or just a stern talking to?

>>5655319
forgot to add:
The fence is twelve feet high and is almost entirely made from barbed wire. You don't know how deep it goes.

>>5655322

GOGOGOGOG!

I troll the fuck out of the Nazis while still maintaining some degree of respect to avoid being shot.

This is all a distraction so that my tunnelers can erect secret areas around the base.

Have a group of 5 men take up "birdwatching"... in truth; noting down the guard's shedules and patterns of movement.

>>5655353
A deep interrogation, no torture methods until the Gestapo get involved.

It is now mid afternoon on your first day in the camp. The Commendat makes a speech detailing the stupidity of your men, and warns you that once the Cooler is full they will have to find other ways to punish rulebreakers.

tie the uniforms together to make them into a blanket and drape that on the fence. Get a metalworker to climb over with a cutting instrument to cut any further fences while the rest of us climb over.

In the meantime, get an annoying guy to provide a distraction to the enemy by running into their area naked.

BURN! BURN! BURN!

ALL BURN!

>>5655389
Ask one of the men to try and get well liked by the germans to end up helping them as an assistant guard. Maybe even get in on rumors.

>>5655388
Five men get onto the job, you should have the information in two days.
>>5655400
Partial success! Two men manage to escape. The naked man has been placed in the cooler and you have lost the use of all tools for a week.

>>5655400
Name went in email field, not name field. A gigantic faggot is I.

This reminds me of the boardgame based on the Tv Show, what was it called again?

>>5655427
Are the men being hunted or can we retcon in some orders for them to build a basic supply of food storage in the woods?

>>5655418
Your scrounger gets to work befriending one of the guards.
>>5655454
What guards can be spared are scouring the woods, it's also likely that the rest of the German forces have been alerted to their presence. They are merely making for neutral ground.

*Escape it with FIRE*

>>5655465
Ah, shame.

How sturdy are the buildings? Could they be dismantled quickly by an talented crew?

Do the chicken dance to raise the morale of your troops

>>5655465
Is there any way to escape from cooler?

>>5655481
They would notice!

I scream that i am a jew and that aryans are a pig race

>>5655481
It would take several days to completely dismantle a building. The Germans would likely notice, however, and probably wouldn't be pleased with what you are doing.

It is now late afternoon, you will be locked in the buildings in two hours.

>>5655478
You already tried that.

>>5655092
I was unaware the Nazi regime treated thier prisoners so nicely. Seriously, tea? Cigarettes? FUCKING LETTERS TO HOME?

Interesting premise for a game, but I am just pointing this out.

>>5655488
>>5655478
Exclude pyromaniac from the planning meetings. He's starting to scare the others not to mention dangerous to our integrity.

>>5655508
These supplies are from the red cross. They're not from the Nazis.

The Great Escape was a pretty good movie.

I start singing Star Spangled Banner and i give the gnatsies the finger

>>5655508
Geneva Convention, bitches. We treated our kraut POWs even better.

The letter thing gave me an idea

Send letter telling family to "take postage stamp off for little Johnny's collection". Under the stamp write "Send armed help to (Location)"

>>5655481
>>5655494
>>5655506
I meant in the case of chaos that we could use planks to avoid getting torn to pieces by the barbed wire. Like we used the clothes before but now to tilt it over completely allowing a few hundred to escape instead of a handful.
In the future that is. This is how I play for the final escape.

I say we do just like in Warsaw.
And by that I mean armed uprising, let's beat the crap out of the krauts with sticks with pointy pencils tied on them

Where did they put Tom, Dick, and Harry?

>>5655542
sup man.

>>5655542
Yeah, great idea! Rush trained men with machine-guns with shitty sticks!

ALSO: Hey togsi, didn't see you in a while!

1) Set everyone on fire.

2) Zerg rush the pansy guard.

You are now humming the great escape theme.

We begin slowly.
Let's get those five tunellers digging.
We do this by taking the boards down,
and hide the hole when not being dug.

We play the game carefully, waiting for the people to come back.
The dirt can be put into the garden patch, or flushed down. make sure we know how much can be flushed down at a time,

Try to dig at least by the thick trees.
And before escaping, must wait for the rest of the regiment to come back from the cooler.
WE LEAVE NO ONE BEHIND.

>>5655508
Nazis did treat their POWs good (Rommel treated them like lords)

Russkies and japs were the ones who treated their POWs like dirt

>>5655557
I mostly lurk around here for quest threads like this. Occasionally pretending to be an idiot for cheap laughs.

Wait a few days for information form the scrounger and birdwatchers. Tell everyone to act perfectly so the guards starts to relax.

>>5655537

Good thing Nazis are stupid right?

tunnel to the northern gt then have your best man climb the tower and take the guard out while the others book it to the closest forest line.

This will take considerably less time to make the tunnel so short and having one man still dressed as a nazi in the tower will keep up appearances.

once everyone is in the line the man in the tower can either wait to be relieved if he is fluent in german and their procedures and has disposed of the corpse into the tunnel or can make a break for it after every on else is gone.

The goal would then be to split east and west and fan out that way leaving the north and most obvious route empty

>>5655593
>>5655572
How are we going to dispose of all the dirt? Eat it and shit it out later?

Mudball fight!

>>5655612
> The dirt can be put into the garden patch, or flushed down. make sure we know how much can be flushed down at a time.

>>5655612

DIRT DUVETS FOR ALL

>>5655612
that is a basic tactic, sew in lining into all the workers pants and fill it with the dirt from the tunnel you dispose of this dirt into the garden by digging it deeper to allow room while the "gardeners" spread it all around to blend in the colors

>>5655643
also some of the camps were built like portables and had open air beneath them...that is plenty of room to store dirt

I say, cooperate with germans and fight shoulder to shoulder against werewolves from the forest.

Declare war on building 7.

Pelt them with mud grenades.

also because there is so much open space near the soil you could extend the garden area

>>5655593
>tunnel to northern GT

yeah, that won't be noticed...

Pretend that there is a horrible illness going around that only non-aryans get. They'll probably believe that. Then when medical help comes, pocket one of his surgical knives so that he doesn't notice and after that pretend the illness is miraculously heard.

Congraturation, we have gained a useful weapon!

>>5655633
Yea but there's a lot of dirt to make a tunnel wide enough for a man to crawl through and come out on the other side.
There will be a HUGE pile of dirt in the garden. Flushing will take a while but it's possible.

>>5655674
I said it's going to take a while.

>>5655674
thats how it was done in every wwii tunnel escape, its tried tested and true

>>5655657
the pic looks awsome.
where is it from, if i might so ask ?

OP here, sorry, got distracted, what's the next course of action within the two hours before nightfall?

Equip everyone with mud grenades.

At the next assembly - bust out the grenades & WAAAAAGGHH!

>>5655671
tunneling noise was only a problem when shovels were being use to move tonnes of dirt quickly
this is a short tunnel from camp1 to northern gt there is no need to move fast becuase of how short the tunnel is no sound will be heard

tl:dr watch the great escape, do what they do.

Especially the potato booze

Oh, ask the birdwatchers how many guards there are altogether.
and shouldn't we really use that gay guard to our advantage?

>>5655686
>>5655685
Just saying we need to plan it. But sure. Let it be done and we can have an laternative if no other way works.

>>5655671
A single scalpell against several machineguns? Anyone who can throw it with deadly accuracy?

>>5655691
read
>>5655671
We want a knife!

>>5655689
American Werewolf in London, but I'm not really sure. Here's the .gif file

>>5655703

They can't see with a face full of mud.

>>5655697
Tunneling from house 1 to the northern GT wouldnt even be half as hard as the great escape

>>5655703
not for killing! as a tool for cutting and making.

And for a single easy kill.

>>5655700
they count thirty guards minimum on patrol. Two in each of the watch towers.
>>5655706
The Germans have called in a doctor to look at you, he will be in tomorrow.

>>5655710
Spray and pray isn't to be underestimated though. It's not godly but a single knife is still not a very good weapon. We need more!

>>5655720
we need to expand the garden soil block to accommodate the dirt from the tunnel

>>5655717
Don't we have realy cutitng tools for that...
>>5655427
nevermind.

Acquire or make musical instruments.
Compose modernist masterpiece.
Make instruments into weapons and attack.

>>5655727
That's insane! yes we outnumber them 10 to 1 but a single burst from just one tower could easily take 10 of us down if we just try to rush them with a damned scalpel. We need to focus on the tunnel

>>5655736
You have neither the tools to dig a tunnel or make the garden larger.

The gay chap is the key.

PLAN: lure him into believing that he can have sex with one of our chaps.

1. At night, get him to sneak into the communal bunks, because our fake gay man 'likes a man in uniform better'.
2. Stab the man in the back with a surgical knife, take his gun.
3. Use gun for distracting/holding mini rebellion in the night eg by holing some brave heroes up in one building with the gun (an ammo building preferably) and using it as a fortress while the others escape.

Waiting for approval!

>>5655755

And the mud grenades.

>>5655755

And fire.

Why don't we combine everything?
We get the tailors to line the pockets for dirt removal, and prepare something to dig.
try to get 2 scalpels, that means when we get to the northern gp, one very skilled guy can quietly kill both guards. Two more people go up, pretend to be the guards, the guns can go down and.. hmm.. not sure what from there,
we'd have to act quickly, but we do have two guns.

>>5655755
That's exactly what I meant.

>>5655769
Yea. But escape how? We need to have some way to get either over the fence, or through the gate.
Can we carry one bed and throw it at the fence and then use it as a sort of makeshift bridge?

>>5655769
One of your men attempts to hit on the gay guard, the guard quickly gets distressed and puts your man in the cooler. Remember, the Nazis didn't like gays.

It is now 10PM, you are all locked inside the buildings. You can only get orders to the people in your building. All of the specialists are in there, with the exception of one metalworker, who escaped. Do you wish to continue in the morning? or do some crafty work at night?

>>5655767
we don't have the tools to make the gardens bigger YET.
We get them back in one week.

We need to either, smuggle them into the houses, (which is a bad idea, it'll be found that it's missing quickly.) or we need to improvise.

We have our hands/tea tins... to dig!
the empty tins can also store any dirt/smuggle them to the garden.

I'll take the silence as a notice that you wish to wait until the morning. Upon awakening, the men are all beginning to hear stories of a tunnelling operation. The doctor should arrive at midday. A covered truck arrives, inside it is the metalworker who escaped. The other man was shot and killed.

>>5655874
Ask the metalworker how far he got,
etc etc.
Seems to me we're going to have to try to pretend to be nazis, get a truck and ferry them,

OR:
kill all the nazis.

>>5655903
Killing is a bit tricky unless we manage to get guns.
The tunnel will ahve to wait a week.
The fence seems our ebst immdiate option, I second the motion to ask the metalworker.

The metalworker describes his journey, about four hours away from the camp is a small village where he got captured.

The Germans have decided to show a little trust, and have given back the tools, they will be watching them carefully however, and it is highly advised that you use them for the intended purpose. Anyone caught misusing the tools or taking them inside the buildings will be placed in the cooler for a month.

- Apologize to the guards.

- Meet personally with the Commandant, make friends with him.

The doctor arrives, you manage to swipe his bag without him noticing. He concludes that you are not ill and leaves.

Inside his bag:

Wallet with ID, Money, photographs, train ticket
Bottle of paracetamol tablets
Stethoscope
Silver pocket watch
Syringe and a bottle of anaesthetic

The bag is made from leather.

>>5656027
-fight with werewolves

>>5656034
What kind of anesthetic?

>>5656047
You are not sure, all the writing is in German and the only thing you can make out is that it is an anaesthetic of sorts.

>>5656052
Check if any of the prisoners know german

>>5656069
The few who do are the ones who translated the bottle.

Offer to meet with the Commandant of the camp, and have dinner whilst discussing trivial nothings. Slip some of the anaesthetic into his food, or into his wine if he has any. While he's out, steal anything that won't be missed, and then leave, explaining that he had a little too much to drink.

Jack off into the doctor's bag.

>>5656092
You have a dinner appointment at 7 tonight. The commandant is looking forward to sorting out some sort of way that you can all sit out the war peacefully.

It is now 2, perhaps it is time to start digging that tunnel? where will it start and what direction will it go in? Any other details?

The metalworkers have been at work on the tins from the rations. They have found that they can make basic shovels with them. Now all you need is a pick, to get through the tougher materials.

>>5656116
waitan for dinner. We can dig tomorrow

The hours pass and nothing gets done. It is now time for your meeting. The commandant takes a quick bathroom break during the meal. You have the opportunity to spike his wine. *asshole GM move* are you sure you wish to do this?

No

>>5656242
Not now, we won't profit and anaesthetic. Enjoy the time with commandant. Life here can be fine.

You decide not to spike the wine. the commandant asks you if he could do anything to make your stay any easier.

>>5656287
Expanding the garden. We'll have the place to bring the dirt from the tunnel

>>5656287
Make a joke that some women would be fantastic but wonder if we could be given a chance to expand the camp so each soldier could have a room of their own. Play the sterotype that brittish are prudes.

expanding the garden

He agrees to expand the garden, and provide you with various crops you may grow to make your rations last longer. Carrots, Potatoes, Leeks, tomatoes. Anything else?

>>5656351
Are we getting tools to farm with?

>>5656351
some herbs would be lovely.

Sage, rosemary, some onion's, hemlock..

>>5656395
>hemlock

This. Ask for alot of innocent herbs, and some not some innocent ones mixed in the list. Hemlock is a useful herb for mixing in tea, helps people relax.

Also can be used to poison gnatsies.

>>5656395
He will see what he can do about the seasoning herbs. The hemlock seems to have annoyed him somewhat.
>>5656394
You were already granted the tools back as a trust exercise.

>>5656414
Creating a football pitch may be a good idea. Dirt, amusement, becoming friends with german players etc.

Potatoes! We NEED MANY potatoes in the garden!

Why?

Because the greenery of the potato plant contains deadly nightshade. Extract the juices, put them a container, and poison food!

I'll have to pick this up tomorrow, the GF is calling from bed.
Let's leave it at the end of the day, the Germans have promised to provide you with better farming equipment if you show more maturity.

>>5656501
thanks OP

>>5656483
Before I go.

The Commandant considers the expansion of the Football Pitch, but on the condition that for the next month there are no breakout attempts. Then he will start construction, once it's finished, any breakout attempts will result in permanent removal of the facility.

>>5656526
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5655084/
archived

>>5656526
I guess that means we'd have to be a lot more cautious. Losing the respect we've built up would be a big blow.

>>5656526
>...any breakout attempts will result in permanent removal of the facility.

So .. we fail some stupid attempt and .. they tear *EVERYTHING* down?

Gentlemen. We score this one as a win.