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One night you're taking a shower when SUDDENLY, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE Dr. Doom busts through the wall and uses MAGIC and SCIENCE to wipe out dozens of police, soldiers, S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents, Jedi and Space Marines that were hiding in wait so they could ambush you.
As he drops the last of their charred, mangled bodies at your feet he crosses his arms and says to you, "This world is in need of conquering, Minion, and you shall help me do it."
And then SUDDENLY, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE shirtless Nick Fury crashes through the opposite wall on his motorcycle with a gun in each hand and kills dozens of skrulls, ninjas, terrorists, Sith, robots, pirates and vikings that were lying in wait to kill you in case you turned down Doom's offer.
Then Nick Fury takes a long drag on his cigar, clenches it between his teeth and says to you, "The whole damn world's in danger; and I need your help."
What do you do? |