3 Wishes.

1st: Wish you were able to do lethal damage to Tarrasque.
2nd: Wish it was dead.
3rd: Wish it would stay dead.

My group went the easy route of transporting it to the Positive Energy plane. It doesn't die, per se, it is just effectively rendered incapacitated forever.

>>5658554
Thats a minimum cost of 15,000 XP to cast though.

>>5658524
I actually had a adventure in which the party had to stop the Tarrasque from laying eggs. Fighting momma Tarra and then killing baby Tarra... shit was fun.

Epic level summon.
Godzilla.
HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK

It's actually not nearly as difficult to kill a tarrasque as it sounds.

Yes. It took 3 sessions lasting between 3 and 5 hours each, 6 players, each at least Level 18, as well as the help of a Level 17 NPC, and lots of healing items, but we finally killed the damned thing. We all levelled up for it. I finally got to Level 19 from that battle. Fuck yes.

Good times.

inb4 '3 sessions? BULLSHIT!' Most of that time was spent alternatively running from it or chasing it down. Running earlier on, but when it was nearly dead it started to run the hell away to stay alive, so we spent four full days in-game tracking it down. Bitch had slept and healed a 'small' portion of the damage we'd dealt (small being relative to the Tarrasque's health).

When the thing FINALLY DIED GODDAMNIT!, we cast wish to make sure it stayed dead. It failed. We cast wish again, which, thankfully, succeeded.
Win game was win.

>>5658579

Or one of those snazzy rings or calling in a few favors from extradimensional creatures who owe you.

>>5658571
You actually overcame its spell resistance?!

>>5658590
Your Guilty Gear reference is greatly appreciated.

>>5658599
One of its special abilities though is "rush". Allowing it to (once every minute) move 150 ft. You can't really run from it, nor hunt it down.

The Tarrasque cannot fly and has no ranged attacks. If you can fly above its reach for a moderate amount of time, deal a sufficient amount of damage, and have a way to cast Wish once, you can defeat the Tarrasque with absolutely no danger to yourself.

No. But I got rid of one (sacrificing myself in the process...sorta), by running under it and thrusting a portable hole into a bag of holding.
Now the fucker's is the Astral Plane's problem.

could you suicide bomb one with a portable hole and a bag of holding ?

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dkb1/dnd/tarrasque.txt

lol

Use a sorceror with wish to kill it.

Spam cometfalls

One large pit, a lot of peasants with bows, and a single wish spell. Eventually all those peasants will get enough critical hits to go through his damage reduction and bring him low enough for the wish to work. That's how our group planned to kill it the first time, but our DM ruled the peasants were too terrified to attack it. Second time we rode on the back of a friendly dragon and slowly plinked away at it. Poor bastard can't do anything to flying enemies.

My DM upgraded it by giving it immunity to ability drain, immunity to cold/lightning/acid/sonic and spell immunity.

We all died.

>>5658623

OH SHI

>>5658597

It's not hard RAW if you abuse it's weak spots. It's a lot harder if the DM patches up it's weaknesses so you can't cheese it out. It's murderous if he also remembers he can improve the Tarrasque if it's not powerful enough for his campaign.

/r/ winged tarrasque template

>>5658674

I prefer to have the Tarrasque able to leap thousands of feet in air if need be. It makes a pouncing charge doing it and then lands - it's naturally immune to the falling damage here - which causes an instant earthquake. My PCs didn't try to fly against it again.

>>5658650
oh you ass hole.

That's like the dm pretty much saying go fuck yourselves

>>5658650
I remember once I had a DM who had a Tarrasque on a balloon who would randomly float in and wreck our shit and leave one guy alive before randomly floating away... I didn't stay long in that group....

I think my current group, if we ever do encounter one, I'm gonna ask if we can do this...

>>5658602
Didn't have to deal with it:
Step 1) Plane shift yourself to the positive energy plane (protecting yourself from it's bad effects is a good idea first but not required).
Step 2) Cast Gate to summon the Tarrasque. If you don't say you want a specific creature, just a type of one, you can call one of any HD. Since there is only one tarrasque in existence, you know which one you are likely to get =p. Since you aren't worrying about controlling it afterwords, that isn't an issue either.
Step 3) Plane shift the fuck out of there.

NOTE: The Extraplanar trait is a relative term based on your current location. A creature from the material plane is considered extraplanar to any other plane and vice versa. So if you are on the Positive Energy Plane, the Tarrasque is considered Extraplanar since he/she/it isn't native to that plane.

>>5658715

Any DM worth a shit will pull the 'multiple primes' card in a planar game and have you summon a Tarrasque from a dead world or some shit. Either that or random native says fuck you and transports it back.

>>5658715

"Deities and unique beings are under no compulsion to come through the gate, although they may choose to do so of their own accord. "

Hoisted by your own petard much?

>>5658622
I know. The fucker used it a canny few times. We, luckily, had a wizard who decided that levitate would be helpfall, as would feather fall. We all bought him drinks (in both the game and IRL, lol) afterwords. We just flew away from it when it was chasing, and we flew after it.
Well, my party members flew after it. I'm a monk, and we move like lightning, bitch. I spent both actions each turn just running after the thing, which was something like 180-210 ft. each turn, I forget how much. Eventually, we killed the fucker.

Tarrasque is SMALLTIME.

>>5658771

Indeed. Fear the exercise-in-huge-numbers golem.

And yet it still is logically consistent, and comes with a few nifty adventure (and campaign) ideas.

>>5658715
>(protecting yourself from it's bad effects is a good idea first but not required).

Actually it is required. The positive energy plane is nothing but positive energy. You'd explode in a matter of seconds without protection.

>>5658771
HOREE SHIT!

Now I feel inadequate. I killed a Tarrasque, and I feel inadequate.

Thirty-Headed Tarrasque
This creature speaks for itself. The multiheaded template allows it to exist, but it's still just plain wrong. The multiheaded template says this guy should have a CR 29, but I used the added Hit Dice to recalculate the CR instead. It seemed more realistic, and it's still a TPK machine. I thought about adding the half-fiend template to it, but then it becomes an instant-kill machine (as if it isn't already) because its blasphemy caster level is 106. This is probably the most powerful creature I can come up with, but I may surprise myself some day and outdo it.

In melee, it uses Power Attack for 50, leaving it +70 melee on all its attacks. It has ninety head-based attacks in 1 round, thirty of which can be instant-kill attacks (since making a DC 80 Fort save is probably impossible to most everyone it would face).

I adjusted its spell resistance in an ad-hoc manner. One suggestion is to use 11 + CR as its spell resistance, but I compared the old spell resistance and what someone would have to roll to overcome it to get the new value.

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/eo/20070608a

Go here
look at the last monster
shit bricks

I want to fight a Fist Hydra...

>>5658771
Ok, what the fuck is this from?

>>5658888
Thirty-Headed Tarrasque CR 40
N Colossal magical beast
Init +16; Senses darkvision 90 ft., low-light vision, scent; Listen +94, Spot +94
Aura frightful presence
Languages --

AC 69, touch 10, flat-footed 61; Dodge, Mobility
(-8 size, +8 Dex, +59 natural)
hp 4,947 (106 HD); regeneration 40; DR 15/epic
Immune ability damage, disease, energy drain, fire, poison
Resist acid 10, cold 10, fire 10, electricity 10; SR 52
Fort +100, Ref +67, Will +43

Speed 20 ft. (4 squares); rush
Melee 30 bites +121 (4d8+20/18-20/x3 plus 2d6 on crit plus Fort save DC 80 or die on crit) and
60 horns +120 (1d10+10) and
2 claws +120 (1d12+10) and
tail slap +120 (3d8+10)
Space 30 ft.; Reach 20 ft.
Base Atk +106; Grp +142
Atk Options Awesome Blow, Dire Charge, Great Cleave, Improved Bull Rush, Improved Combat Reflexes, Large and In Charge, Power Attack, Prone Attack, improved grab, rush, swallow whole

Abilities Str 50, Dex 26, Con 93, Int 3, Wis 14, Cha 14
SQ augmented critical, carapace
Feats Alertness, Awesome Blow, Blind-Fight, Cleave, Combat Reflexes[B], Devastating Critical (bite, Fort DC 80), Dire Charge, Dodge, Elusive Target, Epic Fortitude, Epic Prowess (2), Epic Reflexes, Epic Will, Eyes in the Back of Your Head, Great Cleave, Great Strength, Hold the Line, Improved Bull Rush, Improved Combat Reflexes, Improved Initiative[B], Improved Multiattack[B], Iron Will, Large and In Charge, Mobility, Overwhelming Critical (bite), Power Attack, Prone Attack, Spellcasting Harrier (+53 to foe's Concentration check DC to cast in its threatened area), Superior Initiative, Toughness (6), Weapon Focus (bite)
Skills Hide -8, Jump +14, Listen +94, Search +84, Spot +94, Survival +33 (+37 following tracks)

Someone posted this a long time ago about preping Tarrasque killing machine.
Well, here I go. Turns out I didn't need to pick up Wild Talent, Psionic Weapon, and Deep Impact for turning a melee attack into a touch attack 1/encounter after all.

Human: Power Attack
Fighter 1: Combat Reflexes, Weapon Focus: Greatsword
Fighter 2: Improved Bull Rush
Fighter 3: Mage Slayer
Fighter 4: Weapon Specialization: Greatsword
Fighter 6: Leap Attack (Complete Adventurer), Shock Trooper (Complete Warrior)
Fighter 8: Blind-Fight
Fighter 9: Pierce Magical Concealment (Complete Arcane)
Fighter 10: Melee Weapon Mastery: Slashing (Player's Handbook II)
Fighter 12: Greater Weapon Focus: Gretsword, Pierce Magical Protection (Complete Arcane)
Fighter 14: Greater Weapon Specialization: Greatsword
Fighter 15: Martial Study: Tiger Claw: Claw at the Moon (Tome of Battle)
Fighter 16: Martial Study: Tiger Claw: Sudden Leap (Tome of Battle)
Fighter 18: Martial Study: Tiger Claw: Pouncing Charge (Tome of Battle), Weapon Supremacy: Greatsword (Player's Handbook II)
Fighter 20: Improved Initiative

To be explained in my following post.

>>5658955
But first, some numbers and key points.

Key Equipment:
+5 Speed, Valorous (Unapproachable East), Adamantine Greatsword: 166,050 gp, provides an extra attack at your highest attack bonus when making a full attack, deal double damage on all charge attacks
+1 Soulfire (Book of Exalted Deeds), Heavy Fortification, Mithral Armor: 100,000 gp + the cost of the mithral armor, provides immunity to critical hits, death effects, and negative energy effects
Manual of Gainful Exercise +5: 137,500 gp, provides a +5 inherent bonus to Strength
Belt of Giant Strength +6: 36,000 gp, provides a +6 enhancement bonus to Strength
Ring of Freedom of Movement: 40,000 gp, provides immunity to grappling and movement impedances
Ring of Mental Protection (Player's Handbook II): 110,000 gp, provides immunity to mind-affecting effects
Mask of True Seeing (Unapproachable East): 75,000 gp, provides continuous True Sight

Strength:
18 base from point-buy
+5 from level ups
+5 inherent bonus from Manual of Gainful Exercise
+6 enhancement bonus from Belt of Giant Strength
Total Strength: 34, with a Strength modifier of +12

Attack bonus with +5 greatsword when charging:
20 BAB
+12 Strength bonus
+1 Weapon Focus
+1 Greater Weapon Focus
+2 Melee Weapon Mastery
+5 enhancement bonus from magic weapon

>>5658963
+2 charging
Total attack bonus when charging: +43

Damage with +5 greatsword:
2d6 base damage
+18 Strength bonus and a half
+2 Weapon Specialization
+2 Greater Weapon Specialization
+2 Melee Weapon Mastery
+5 enhancement bonus from magic weapon
Total damage: 2d6+29

>>5658972
Hold on, I'm not done yet. So, let's say you're a Human Fighter 20, standing 60 feet away from the death machine that is the Tarrasque. This is the moment of ultimate truth. If you lose initiative, you're paramountly and irrevocably fucked, since although you can survive a charge of the Tarrasque, you probably won't be able to survive the AoOs from repositioning you. If you wins initiative though, with the help of some initiative-boosting items I forgot to list down in >>3949758, then it's game time.

You spend a full-round action using your Pouncing Charge maneuver, which lets you charge and make a full attack at the end of it, while getting the +2 bonus to attack rolls on all your attacks. As part of your charge, you make a Jump check (easy enough with your ranks and Strength bonus) to activate Leap Attack, as you Power Attack for your full BAB, transforming the attack penalty into an AC penalty using Shock Trooper. So, you're making a full attack at +80 damage on each hit, at the cost of -20 AC and then another -2 AC from charging. Now, at this point, the damage on each of your attacks would normally be 2d6+109 (average 116) from your Leap Attacking shenanigans. However, your Valorous weapon makes you deal double damage on any and all charge attacks, shooting it up to a ludicrous 4d6+218 (average 232). This isn't including critical hits, but we won't be needing them, and they're a pain to calculate in 3.5 anyway.

>>5658972
And now you are not charging, and become significantly weaker.

>>5658987

So then, as you charge past the Tarrasque's threatened squares, it takes an AoO against you, using its bite. It damages you some, but it won't be able to score a crit thanks to your Heavy Fortification armor, and your Ring of Freedom of movement prevents a grapple and a swallow. You then make five attacks, at +43/+43/+37/+32/+27. The Tarrasque has "only" 35 AC.
Five attacks, at +43/+43/+37/+32/+27. The first three only miss on a natural one, giving them a 95% hit chance. For the fourth one, you activate your +5 bonus from Weapon Supremacy, shooting it up to +37, and thus giving that one a 95% hit chance as well. The fifth and final attack is where you take 10, also using Weapon Supremacy, to make it automatically hit. So then, four attacks at a 95% hit chance, and one attack automatically hitting. 0.95 * 4 + 1 = 4.8.

4.8 * average 232 damage on each hit = average 1,113.6 damage in total. The Tarrasque has damage reduction 15/epic, however, subtracting a total of 75 damage from five hits, but that's still an amazing 1,038.6 damage inflicted on the Tarrasque's hit point total of 858 anyway. At this point, the Tarrasque should be down to -180 or -181 hit points, meaning it will be back in action in 5 rounds, and that's why I hope you've got a means to cast Wish right then and there.

BADDEST MONSTER

A BILLION HIT POINTS

MAXIMUM DAMAGE

>>5658771
Does anyone know where this thing is from? What book?

Oh man, our fight with the Tarrasque sucked so much. The sorcerer cast Reverse Gravity under it, causing the Tarrasque to float helplessly into the air. Then the cleric summoned a bunch of elementals to rape it.

The paladin, the monk, the other monk, and the rogue just sat back and waited. Then they got bored and jumped in, almost died, and went back to waiting for the cleric to finish soloing it.

And to top it all off, it was the DM who suggested this tactic to the sorcerer.

>>5659028
someone else was posting pages of it a while back, but never gave a source. there's actually more of this insane stuff.

>>5659052
deeanddeethreepointfive.txt

>>5659028
>>5658929
the Immortals Handbook Epic Bestiary

http://rapidshare.com/files/80442899/immortals_handbook_-_epic_bestiary_one_v1.5_-_partially_erratae
d_not_yet_complete.pdf

>>5658955
>>5658963
>>5658972
>>5658987
>>5658996

That's a lot of work to kill the Tarrasque. A 20th level Cleric would have a much easier time of it and would actually be able to live through several rounds of combat. Then cast miracle by itself.

>>5658930
>>5658888

In 3.5 you can kill it
In 4th you cant
True fact

>>5659061
>deeanddeethreepointfive.txt

The non-casters had other chances to shine. Our group had an unspoken rule about actually using spellcasters to their fullest, and I think we only ever had one caster who never multiclassed into a non-caster class. The sorcerer was in fact a rog/sorc/arcane trickster. The cleric was cleric/something/storm lord.

Not that this excuses WotC from purposefully making a game which sucks donkey balls if your friends aren't experienced enough to avoid it's pitfalls.

>>5659064

Wow, Anon delivers. Thanks.

in my setting there is a giant crystalline tower this tower is enormously tall (hundreds of floors), what the player character's recently learned is that this tower is actually a giant spear, that was thrown down to impale the Tarrasque.

between two campaigns in the same setting the tower had been destroyed, now the thing is regenerating and will be active very very soon.

>>5658771
>Magnetar (Ex): Once a neutronium golem has identified a target for termination, the two beings are inextricably linked, and the neutronium golem can follow the target anywhere.

"It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."

Well, now I know what I'll think about when I see the Terminator again.

>>5659086
How so? I assume you are talking about Destruction spells with lots of chaff summoned monsters.

>>5659064
Thanks.

...uh, link seems broken.

Still, though, thanks!

>>5659119
Except the Terminator can't break a planet into pieces with a single punch.

Give the Tarrasque the paragon template, then give it the Amidah template. There's your anti-munchkin plot device.

>>5659064

>three weapon fighting feats
>sentient tornadoes made of RAGE
>"This creature resembles a gargantuan, grossly obese elephant that had learned
to walk upright and then chewed its own forelegs off at the stump."

:O

Fuck that.

Do either a device that casts like, fifteen Level 30 Disintgrates all at once, or do "Gaze of an Angry God", which if I'm correct does about 200d20 damage or so.

>>5659145
Because he was never order to terminate one.

any rule 34 on the Tarrasque?

>>5658771

Even gods can't handle these shits

>>5659160

"Most gibborim cults actually exist within the great creatures stomach
demiplane. These mad individuals are resigned to their new habitat and
will not only refuse rescue from their imprisonment but seek to prevent
others from escaping what they view as the ‘god-womb’. These cultists
scavenge a living from the contents of the gibborim’s digestion, regarded
as mana from heaven by the cultists. Enemies of the cult are generally
eaten if captured. In lean times even the lower ranked members will find
themselves served up for dinner."

This is my new campaign setting.

>>5658771
Make a lawful neutral one and give it 50 levels of Monk.

FLURRY OF PLANET SMASHING BLOWS

>>5659158
Then watch your game die when you smack them with it once too often.

>>5658996
Where in the rulebook does it say you can take 10 on attack rolls?

>>5659195
Nah, once is enough. Even Touhoufag would take a week to figure out how to kill an Amidah Tarrasque.

>>5659118
>>in my setting

In MY setting, the gods decided to unmake the world by raining an army of tarrasques onto it. Exactly enough tarrasques to eat every inch of the world. The world seemed rather screwed, until a small band of heroes managed to defeat one of the tarrasques, thus sparring one green valley in the world.

Several hundred years later, it's a typical Points Of Light world (although I made this back in 3.5 the similarities are uncanny). Except there is one city which possesses advanced magic. Their soldiers wear living armor. Their mages posses a seemingly infinite supply of the finest alchemical reagents.

Secretly, deep underneath this city, is the regenerating corpse of the last tarrasque. It is pinned down with hundreds of immovable rods. Specially trained butchers carve off it's meat, and bleed off it's fluids, at the same pace as it's regeneration.

The gods are starting to notice that their blank canvas isn't as blank as they thought. Giant monstrosities are appearing at the edge of the habitable zone. Each one is more resilient and destructive than the last.

Can the secret cabal of mages and their carefully chosen heroes defeat the gods and save humanoidkind?

TLDR; fantasy evangelion with tarrasques instead of angels.

>>5659175
Actually can the Terminator even FUNCTION in space? Does he need to breath or something?

>>5658771
Funny fact, neutronium golems are almost strong enough to pick up the known universe.

>>5659219
At first I was like
>This seems kind of familiar
Then I was all like
>O.O

>>5659127

Or just building a generic DMM:Persist build using Leap Attack/Shock Trooper combined with self buffs to be better at fighting than the Fighter while still being able to toss quickened heals and shit.

>>5659235
the living tissue might die

>>5659192
After first hit make a dc 461 strength check to get you fist back. Then your other fist, you foot, your other foot, etc...

I thought there was some dickery about tarrasques being planar bound, and thus you can't cheese it off to some random plane to kill it.

>>5659300
I wonder, can somebody even regenerate from being squished by one of those hits?

>>5659314

Does it say that in the statblock?

>>5659335
No, it must have been something else I've been thinking of.

>>5659139

try removing the spaces neuling

A need to remind you /tg/:

1. Animals that have spikes have them to prevent predation from larger animals a la porcupines and hedgehogs.
2. Tarrasque has spikes.
3. Something's gotta be eating the Tarrasque.

>>5659378
HURR DURR RULE OF COOL!

what's an umbral and what's a tamas?

>>5658771
I want an awakened one. With the mind of a child. He approaches worlds looking for company and ends up burning everything.

>>5658771
Pun-Pun could kill that little shit.
http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19869366/The_most_powerful_character_EVER

>>5658929
Neutronium golem is from the immortals bestiary.

http://rapidshare.com/files/80442899/immortals_handbook_-_epic_bestiary_one_v1.5_-_partially_erratae
d_not_yet_complete.pdf

>>5659378
GASP!

>this thread

>>5659378
>Implying the Tarrasque is a natural creature whose traits were developed through natural selection.

>>5659695
>Implying greentext

This isn't /v/. Use your words.

>>5659862
>implying that only /v/ can use greentext + implying
reaction.jpg

>>5659906

>implying

>>5659906
>posting reaction.jpg and not using a reaction image

>>5659950

>implying that something's being implied

>>5659906
>implying some more green text

Sorry, I thought /tg/ was a decent board. It appears I was mistaken.

Inb4implyinggreentext/tg/wasevergood.

>>5658771
that's not the most dangerous baddy

this is

it has the equivalence of 92% unstoppable your-attack-fails-because-i-said-so armor and a 92% chance of eradicating anything that will fit into a 10kilometer long cone

>>5658524


1) The Tarrasque is no more resistant against mind affecting abilities than any other creature. In fact, it's Will save is pretty shitty. It's carapace cannot reflect spells unless they're rays.

It's vulnerable to pretty much any charm/dominate spells. Why kill it when you can make it your bitch?

2) It's Immune to *ENERGY DRAIN* and *ABILITY DAMAGE*. It's not immune to ABILITY DRAIN. Summon critters with ability drain, which tend to be incorporeal undead, and rape it.

>>5658623
...Final Dynamic Special would be perfect

>>5660127
I demand stats for Time Lords. They must be bitchin'.

>>5659236
Its funny, I am using one for my Mekton Zeta SUPER BOSS, it is pretty much a great boss to start slinging galaxies at

>>5660127
...I have the final boss now, this book is great for OH GOD THE UNIVERSE IS AGAINSTUS FUCK YHES WE ARE INSANE

>>5660127

And powerful as it is, it lists a potential adventure type as a guy who comes using one as a weapon.

That guy.

Fuck. That. Guy.

>>5660249
so that guy is the TRUE BOSS WE ARE FIGHTING THE COSMOS sort of thing?

>>5660127
Wrong, bitch! The most dangerous enemy is the Neutronium Golem. When the universe absolutely, positively, hates you personally.

>>5658599
Your DM isn't very good.

>>5660267

That guy is basically what happens when you do something that warrants the attention of a sentient universe, and then piss him the fuck off.

And then you realise that he's actually /2/ sentient universes.

>>5660127
Neutronium golem doesn't even need to be aware of the PC's presence to deal impossibly high amounts of damage.

>>5658579

Wishes are free - planar bind a Genie or use a Candle of Invocation.

Also - it's just been said but Ability Drain.

A single Allip can take it down

>>5658930

ABILITY DRAIN.

The Tarrasque what's known as a "Puzzle Monster" it has a lot of immunities, but it has no defence against it vulnerabilities. It's stupid as hell, has no magical power or equipment.

The Tarrasque is only good as a body to possess - True Mind Switch, Magic Jar, etc.

>>5660301
No, that's neutronium golems. The adventure hook you mean is some guy from some other universe full of gigantic planet-sized people.

>>5660281
read their collective abilities
92% of things do NOTHING to nexus dragon
92% of things that fight nexus dragon vanish from existence in turn ONE

>>5660301
>>5660267
>>5660249
>Uses a nexus dragon as a whip

wat

wat?

WAT!?

rolled 66, 31, 48 = 145

>>5660325

N. Golems fuck up anything that is within 600 MILES.

Neutronium Golem Heat Aura:

Radius Divine Fire Damage
20 miles 62d1000
60 miles 15d1000
200 miles 3d1000
600 miles 1d1000

If you somehow manage to kill it, the book says, 'Neutronium Golem Death Throes...roughly equivalent to 150 pentatons of TNT'

>>5660341

True, but that's indirect at best. Where it sends you may kill you, but you could always luck out and find yourself on the Elemental Plane Of Actually Quite Nice, Really or something.

A neutronium golem /will/ kill you, often for nothing more that being so arrogant as believe you can exist within a few AUs of it.

>>5660125
>implying /tg/ was ever good
>being a pompous shit
trollface.jpg

>>5660401
which part of "true neutral, cosmic scalpel" did you miss?

Also, i seem to misunderstand how you have some way of surviving being RANDOMLY plane-shifted. If other planes are anything like this one, they are 99.99999% empty space, ie vaccuum. You are fucked.

Plus failing will saves even close to it makes you taste colour. And it drains 240 hit dice within a quarter mile

>>5660401
Wish the golem into another dimension that is currently empty except for itself and an equal amount of anti matter that is on it's lap.

oh and didn't we already go over this? as cool as neutronium golem is, it's vulnerable to reverse gravity. Note that part about resisting spells THAT ALLOW SPELL RESISTANCE.

Tell me, children, what happends when you make a hundred quadrillion tonn placed within 10ft of itself REPEL each other?

>>5660127
No...no, I think I'd be more afraid of that Neutronium Golem than that Nexus Dragon.

you people apparently don't remember the Bodendruker.

My group has. Clever use of epic spells and force cage/wall of force.

The difference was our Tarrasque was improved. It had spell reflection carapace. 50% chance to fling your targeted spells back at you in addition to SR. Double HP, higher AC, shot Hellfire beams from its mouth... In the end, the fact that we had Warlocks and a Triage unit saved our asses. Battle took 6 hours of endless fucking dakka. Only four minutes game time though.

Killed?

No.

Mind Controlled then rode over several kingdoms because it's not immune to mind affecting abilities?

Oh yes.

I did, but only because I was playing as an Awakened Black Stone Gigant. Petrified that nigga.

>>5660459
The Nexus dragon isn't a scalpel. It's a monster. IT EATS LAWS OF PHYSICS

>>5660487
Boom?

>>5660566
i was talking about the neutronium golem

Wait.. is there a link to the whole immortal's handbook thing? Only saw a part of it,

Also.. are those things BEATABLE? By anything other than gods

1) Take a Huge 707 HD Neutronium Golem.
2) Make him face the giant guy who wields a Nexus Dragon as a whip.
3) ????
4) EPIC FIGHT

in the end the biggest baddie of them all is a neutronium nexus dragon lord

>>5660794
Unfortunately for the golem, Gargillian specializes in trip attacks.

>>5660865
Or a Time Lord made of neutronium.

That's right. You have to fucking face an entire dimension made out of the hardest metal in the universe.

>>5660866
DM: "The golem was tripped 5 dimensions sideways. It will be breathing triangles and shitting the number 3 for a week."

What do you think Gargillian looks like?

No one has stats for time lords? Fine...

It's not like I care or anything...

;-: Not one bit...

>>5660894

come on its the bastard love child betwen a nexus dragon and a time lord that is part neutronium golem

>>5660910
MY MIND

>>5660965
A Time Lord is a sentient universe. It doesn't need stats.

>>5660910
Gargillian's going to hit you so hard you'll be puking imaginary numbers for a+n-3 weeks.

Gargillian's going to trip you so badly your face will hit the ground in every single quantum universe.

>>5660998
wat

>>5661055
yup

>>5661088
So, how does that work?

>>5660487

"A neutronium golem is not subject to gravity, including its own."

>>5660510
Is that the one I'm thinking of? Because I've been looking for it's stats - as I recall, it's a sentient macroverse that by itself contains far, far more than our universe does, that instantly annihilates everything it touches. It was made by taking something normal, and slapping a bunch of Immortals Handbook templates on it, right?

>>5660987
Weakling

>>5661000
Gargillian is the only being that can make love to two Time Lords at the same time.

Gargillian has wrestled a First One and won.

>>5661103
It's a universe...and it's sentient.

Couldn't a Tarrasque just be like a tank in L4D and throw mountains at you?

>>5661118
Nah, that's the Mortiverse.

>>5661118
Ah, no it was the Mortiverse;
http://www.enworld.org/forum/2873260-post1.html

I think it is actually supposed to be about 32 times the size of the actual universe and may actually ravage areas much bigger than that just with it's aura.

>>5658579
or a ring of three wishes

>>5661194
Where did the Apocalyptic, Black-Hole-Spawned, and Legion templates come from? And what do they do?

>>5661214
I think they come from further volumes of the Immortal Handbook series. Or the completed one.

>>5661249
>further
>completed
Wait, those actually exist?

>>5661253
Yeah. The one that's been kicking around /tg/ is pretty old - the final thing was released somewhere about 3-4 years ago.

>>5661271
Are you saying that none of us have the completed one?

>>5661280
I don't think so. I mean, the Player's book has stats for going beyond gods, becoming Time Lords, etc, and the Monster book was released first, so, yeah. I saw it a year or two ago on a torrent site, but I don't have it any more, since my old computer burned out.

>>5661346
Damn, those guys really screwed us over.

http://chronicsonikku.deviantart.com/art/Tarrasque-Demotivational-133667667

This motherfucker right here.

... is a lot less hurr durr power levels, but just look at the Mary Sue he oozes.

>>5661495
Aw, not him again. Every time I see that picture, I just want to scream ALABASTEEEEER and punch the screen.

Let's put him up against Gargillian and be done with this.

>>5661412
I have Ascension with me right here.

>>5658524
I shot it into space, then took a Ring of Three Wishes and went like this.

"I wish the tarrasque was incapable of surviving in no-atmo. In five minutes, I wish he was dead."

I used the third wish to make sure every bard currently in existance knew I had used explosive magic to jettison it into orbit.

I believe that's close enough.

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Omnicide_Theoshell_(3.5e_Creature)

>>5658524
Trick it into falling into a water trap.

Watch it drown.

Laugh.

>>5661512
Do it. It will amuse me.

In my game, the great wyrm dragon the players are up against (the one they have only started getting vague hints about even existing as an individual - they only know he's a powerful caster of dsome sort right now who's been pulling stings in the background) is using the Tarrasque as a city destroying engine of mass destruction.

What about a neutronium tarrasque?

>>5665043
I CAN SEE FOREVER

>>5658571

Fucking this. We had a completely non-related adventure while we were taking a small trip on the Plane of Shadow to get somewhere, and suddenly a Tarrasque appears up like it was rampaging. We basically dove behind rocks and let it run by. Eventually we figured that sending the Tarrasque extraplaner was cooler than trying to fight it.

>>5658771
>Created by the Time Lords

>>5658524
Yes, it was a watered down version and the DM hadn't told us it was a tarrasque.

Which is really the way it should be.

>>5659219
I approve.

>>5658524
Nostrils = eyes.

Tarrasque is happy and you can't unsee.

>>5665246

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>5661495
WTF is this shit. Who the fuck thought this pile of crazy up. Seriously man, what the hell.

>>5665246
You are a bad person and bad things should happen to you.

>>5658623
True, but its Strength score, Size, Natural abilties, and speed when it does the "Rush" mean that it can most likely jump high enough to take a swat at you without a problem.

>>5658623
Turn one, Flying part shoots arrows at it.
Turn 2, Terrasque realises it can't get them, and Burrows underground.

>>5665298
It has a touch AC of 5. WTF are you doing flying?

>>5660127
>adventure ideas
>who weilds a nexus dragon as a whip

Oh god this is unfathomably powerful

>>5661672
What the shit is this bullcrap? It doesn't even use any codified rules.
At least with the insane shit that comes out of the Immortals Handbook, the guy feeds you a premise and a frame of thought.
This "Theoshell" is just a bunch of huge numbers and foolish abilities some fuckwit shat onto a piece of paper, likely while touching himself and cooing how cleverly referential to Lavos the fucking thing is.
That isn't a monster, it's a statblock abortion.

>>5659378
>1. Animals that have spikes have them to prevent predation from larger animals a la porcupines and hedgehogs.
>2. Tarrasque has spikes.
>3. Something's gotta be eating the Tarrasque.

>>5665332

/thread

RE: The Insane Fighter of Terrasque killing.
Sorry to tell you but you can't actualy reduce someone/thing below the minimum required for it to die. (-10 usually -30 for the terrasque). So you would have to drop it and have someone with a wish and a readied action to kill it.

>>5665308
Tarrasque has Int 3, it's not going to realize shit. And it has no way to burrow underground, either. Unless you start homebrewing it, but then it's not the tarrasque anymore.

>>5661495
i got bored at the second row of 'full attack'.

also - what the fuck is a three weapon style, and is it even a bit less retarded than how it sounds?

>>5665354
>Int 3

Throw a fucking stick and see if it will fetch.

>>5665354
Animals have an Int of 3 and I'm pretty sure they won't stay around if they're getting hurt by something they can't reach.

>>5665352

Bad news, cowboy. If it isn't getting past the regeneration, it isn't losing hitpoints and entering negative values. It's GAINING subdual damage.

Yes, that's how it works. This is why you can have a non-monk curbstomp a motherfucker and knock him out for hours on end - there's no rule for subdual damage "bleeding over" or becoming real hitpoint loss.

>>5665318

Yeah this is a Lavos fapjob. In other news, starting up a Chrono Trigger game for some guys that I find that haven't played it.

>>5665369
Why are you replying to my post with this? I wasn't talking about subdual damage I was replying to the other guy...

>>5665386

Because you're challenging his posted fighter as being unable to drop the Tarrasque based on an incorrect rules interpretation, and I am attempting to correct you and thus defend the build.

>>5658524

I did, with a bard (and my fellow PCs, but I have the biggest mouth.)

Step 1/ convinve friendly dwarves and a few thousands peons to dig trenches
Step 2/ lure the beast into the trenches (Phantom Steed comes in real handy there)
Step 3/ once it is in the pit, signal the dwarves to release magna/ fast solidifying cement.
Step 4/ watch the powerless beast as 90% of its body is buried.

At this point our DM ruled we deserved 1/4 of its XP because we had not "killed" it. Okay, I said, we'll have the workers build a wall around the pit... and re rout the sewers. Yeah, I want to drown that thing into piss and shit.
We got half XP.

>>5665663
Well, your DM is retarded.

>>5665317
It's a whip that can disintegrate whatever it touches and shoot beams of non-existence.

4e tarrasque grounds flyers. the end of that bullshit.

>>5665896
And it can't die permanently.

Pile of sorcerers or wizards.
Have them all cast time stop and set delayed blast fireballs on it.
Have one prepare an action to cast wish to keep it dead.