Cats are the ultimate NO HAVING FUN guys.

My cat likes to om-nom-nom on minis. Even the pewter ones.

'til the cat swallows it.

Actually, my cat will steal any and all dice that fall on the floor. Or that he can bat off the table. Or that he can get a hold of. He will pick them up, and carry them away. And usually put them in shoes, bookbags, or other odd places.

A 4 sided die in the shoe makes for a bad day.

My friend's cat tried an aerial assault on a unit of High Elf spearmen.

She never tried that again.

My cat is our DM.

>>5663070

Fucking caltrops.

>>5665217

Cats are railroading bastards. Use parrots instead.

>>5663000
Good to see that the Chessex Recon Green die with white numerals is on top. As it should be.

>>5665224

Nah, cat's don't railroad. Their campaigns rarely last that long. They're killer DMs of the highest degree.

>>5665217

Did no one notice the TWO COPIES OF HEROQUEST IN THE BACKGROUND? AWESOME.

Fun fact: cats prefer AD&D.

>>5665217

Hey DM, I thought we were playing Call of Cathulhu this week. I can't wait to get to Ulthar

>>5663008
I guess you've never heard about PARTY CAT.

>>5665544
Template plz.

I lost one of my D20s when the cat ate it. I never bothered to look for it later.

>>5665596

http://memegenerator.net/DM-Cat

>>5665577
Fuck yeah party cat

>>5666695

>prepair

>>5666722

Dude cut him a break its a cat we are lucky he can write at all let alone DM

>>5666722
>raging over misspellings

>>5666753

Best DM EVER

>>5666722

>>5666746
>Raging over anon who rages over shitty grammar
Grammar Nazism is beneficial to the Internet.
Raging at grammar nazis is faggotry and idiocy. Unless they are wrong of course.
He does the right thing. You are being a faggot.

>>5666768
>>hurrrdurr,

>>5666768
>Grammar Nazism is beneficial to the Internet.
I agree, but he was doing it incorrectly.

>Raging at grammar nazis is faggotry and idiocy.
Where was I raging?

Good god. My cat has become popular since I posted her.

>>5666777
>but he was doing it incorrectly
How so?
He pointed out a badly typed word, which would be underlined by any spellchecker.
>Where was I raging?
It's like with the >implying greentext. When you consider someone wrong, you assume he is raging, implying something stupid and being even wronger than he really is. It's a logical fallacy, but it only makes it work better.
I just troll subconsciously. Even when I intend to say something truthful, I enrich it with troll statements and fallacies.

>>5666816
>I just troll subconsciously.

>>5666837

>>5666837

>>5666846
Fuck you, yes I can.

>>5663000
The next Un-set should have Cat-os Orb.

"Flip a cat onto the battlefield from a height of at least 1 foot. If the cat made at least once complete flip, destroy all permanents the cat clawed."

>>5666810
"C'mon, man, do something we're ALL interested in!"

>>5666882
"Cat-astrophy"

Cat cards are the best cards of MtG.

Pitty there is no six boob action.

This.
This is my favorite thing.

>>5667239

>>5667257

>>5667257
ogodogodogodogod

>>5666753
Don't joke about this. This happened in the 4th E group I play with. 4th E is weird

>>5667307

Wait, does 4e even have that as an official magic item?

Or is your DM /tg/?

>>5667239
Oh god, loling so hard

>>5667307
>4th E is weird
Dude, that shit is old school.

...

>>5667317
Yeah, that's rolling second ed.

>>5667329
This happens every 5 minutes with a DM cat.

>>5667382
Oh, fuck you, DM Cat
Fuck you in hell

>>5667496
I bet the DMPC is a awakened cat

>>5667511
>>5667506
>>5667496

I lol'd

>>5667531
>Kratos wearing a cloak

So DM Cat is the greatest Gygaxian DM ever?

>>5667531
THAT IS NOT RIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCK. Under the BBEG's cloak is ALWAYS another cloak.

>>Complaining about my players using an internet meme generator.

>>5667550
>angrykratos.jpg
>picture of Gatts

>>5667606
>tarasque

Excuse me, fellow fa/tg/uy, but I believe the proper spelling would be "Tarrasque".

My cat likes to roll dice from time to time.

She rolls better than I do. ;_;

>>5667565

Mrs. Frisby and The Rats of Nimh lives!

>>5667636
In before hilarious screenshot.

>>5667636

>>5667696
>You're sword
I am a sword?
But it's impossible to sunder creatures!

>>5667709

>>5667654

>>5667715
It's like if Edward Bulwer-Lytton was your DM

>>5667709
No, John, you are the swords.

>>5667772
And then John was Lilarcor.

>>5667760
>out of a bush
Is the BBEG Snidely Whiplash?

>>5667712
OH GOD

DM Cat is becoming the new HamaEstra.

Someone should archive this

>>5667807
Yes. Yes he is.

I knew something was up with my DM.

>>5667257
Wanna know what's fucked up? This is my party's backup plan.

>>5667992
Your back up plan is for a monster to exist?

>>5668028
Druid and Egoist
Wildshape + metamorphisis + fusion.

We were also thinking of fusing the entire party, since there's no limit to how many people can be fused. Party includes warforged swordsage, rogue, and binder

If you let your cat play with your dice will they get luckier?

>>5667430

Owner of DMcat here, her name is Bast. Srsly.

>>5667943

>>5667412
So, it has no nose? How does it smell?

>>5668191
It can't because it doesnt have a nose.

>>5668191
AWFUL

>>5668191
TERRIBLE

>>5668406
Good show!

A wild Meeple appears!

I'm playing a ranger this time.

>>5668612
I CAST DETECT EVIL

>>5670170
>>5670229
>>5670281
>>5670295
/r/ template

>>5670310
same site as DM cat, but it's advice kobold.

Post bad advice
Advicekobold.jpg
For the greater good

Slightly cleaned up template.
Better for to enlighten masses.

bump for GREAT justice

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>>5670882
4chan archieve is for faggots suptg is where it is at

>>5670902

suptg am da best.

>>5667620
IT'S CLOAKS ALL THE WAY DOWN