>>6000238
Kill the guy going to the self-destruct sequence.

FUCK YO' QUEST NIGGA, THE GET GOT JACKED!

JUST END THIS FUCKING QUEST THREAD ALREADY.

FFFFFFFFFF

Blast the dudes trying to destruct this shit.

I was under the impression we'd already cleared the room.

But yeah, kill everyone else.

I fix it

>>6000238
To restate: The smell of napalm is my aphrodisiac.

Lets book it to the bridge, we need to drill those guys trying to self destruct!

YOU GOT THE GET.
GET THE FUCK OUT.

Thank God for new threads and hilarious unintentional GETs.

Now that the shuttles are gone, manoeuvre the Wrath Of The Father to pick up our beloved security contracter.

>>6000258
shoot the guys trying to kill an hero

>>6000238
kill anyone trying to ruin our haul. starting with Mr Self Destruct.

sage in all fields for revenge of not getting get

>>6000238
I continue my plan to apply Decon to anything organic trying to self destruct my new ship... OUR new ship.

brofist on the GET!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I guess I have to move onto the either the Science facility or Computer Mainframe in order to hack into anything.

I was going to ask folks to stop posting so the get could past by.

But, /b/ arrived.

>>6000287
eat this fuckers eyes.

Kill everyone except for Harry.

That's all that needs to be said, really.

>>6000238
oh, and get those salvage corvettes boarded. extra boarding drones will speed up the salvage process.

sage

>>6000301
Decon can do that! Painfully!

FUCK YEAH!

ok... so where was I before my epic victory over nothing?

right, drifing and complaining randomly..

*ahem*

.... damn space...

>>6000302
extra scientists and engineers are part of the loot. don't destroy the loot.

SSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAGGEEEEEEEE

Awesome GET dude!!

>>6000321
>>6000277

Shut up and get in.

>>6000323
since when are scientists considered loot?

CAN I PLAY TOO?

sage

>>6000297
Feel free. Could we get one of our capital ships to do a scan of the TradeStar to see how many people are left alive, though? That would determine whether we need to move fast to get to the Computer Core.

>>6000329
goddamn finaly, is there still shooting to be had?

>>6000334
our current ones are overworked, remember?

>since when are scientists considered loot?
Since we could lock them up in our onboard labs and not let them out until they invent things for us, I suppose.

That said, we raked the ship with gamma right off. That killed most of the personnel, right there.

>>6000334
Dude...ette, We're subcontractors. if it's not bolted down, it's loot... and scientists are notoriously hard to bolt down.

Everyone in the bridge is ruthlessly butchered, there's no other way to put it. All that's left is the cringing wreck that is Harry Garrish.

The TradeStar's in ruins, with a massive gash torn in the side of it where you entered. The FTL's broken - it's almost beyond repair.

All I can say is that the battle against TradeStar? It's won.

>>6000329
Just don't ask about the squad of Grizzly Bears and the Turkish dude with a halo and golden armor following him around now.

sage this utter crap

>>6000350

Comms from the boarding team states that the TradeStar is secure, so, nope, no more shooting.

Though I'm sure there's a craft in one of the hangars if you want to get back in there. Maybe with a smoother landing this time.

i found the ship's AI

>>6000371
Congrats on running an awesome quest dude. Now lets get a new FTL stuck in this baby. And GTFO of here.

>>6000371
and I... didn't... get to.. shoot... at.... anyone...


NOOOOOO!!!!

*slams head into bulkheads of shuttle that picks me up... assuming I'm still alive*

BEARS AND EMPRAH ARE WITH YOU! WHAT DO YOU DO?!

>>6000371
Go up to Harry. Place my foot firmly on his chest. "We quit." Kick him down.

>>6000371
As long as the labs and computer core are still intact, we've got what we really want.

The rest of the stuff we can repair.

Oh, and Tenanis is picked up. Yeah.

Sorry. Post-get buzz. I can't help but feel like an absolute dick.

>All I can say is that the battle against TradeStar? It's won.
Check the logs. It is very important to find out if they called for help or not, and when TradeStar wil next expect to hear from them. If we have a day or two, we might as well take advantage of our construction capacity here to build some more small craft, repair our destroyers, and strip this ship of anything useful. If not, we've got to steal its cargo and get out of here.

Oh, yeah... steal its cargo. All of it.

>>6000390
serves ya right ya dickweed

>>6000377
yar-har! ye 4th wall be broken!

Plasma, have your revenge. Delete the thread with the GET in it.

>>6000371
>almost beyond repair

keyword is almost. land this thing planetside. we'll fix it and then take it with us.

and we should have a bit of time now, before we have to face another one of these. let's go back to mining and shipspamming.

>>6000363
>Since we could lock them up in our onboard labs and not let them out until they invent things for us, I suppose.
ouch... sucks to be them
but I guess they get more work done that way

Take whatever the fuck we can. Information. This is a massive TradeStar ship, with special weapons and whatever the fuck they had. Copy all the schematics. Take any valuable shit.

When we leave, we blow the ship up, head off to an unclaimed planet in brown space, and set the foundation for our future.

>>6000390
thats what you get for getting the get ya git.

>>6000413
It's allowed.

We can just call it "delayed consequences of Martian wormgate weapon" or something if we feel like we need to explain it.

>>6000400

Heck of a climax, if you ask me.

Once the ship is secured, dispatch constructor drones to commence repair of our new Base of Operations.

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KILL THIS HERETIC

>>6000385
That gets extra Decon.

>>6000371
YES.
I turn to Harry.
"Threats have a way of focusing one's attentions. I'd like to thank you for, in your small and accidental way, making our current power a reality... If it weren't for you, we'd still be grubbing around in mines, hoping for your little payoff on our mining contract."

Then i stab one of his feet off.

>>6000407
>>6000399
I'm still trying to find the bloody thing for the Delicious schematics.
It would probably be best o keep the ship after we repair it and get the FTL drive in. Solves our lack of mothership problem quite well.

I just realized we're fighting a boss without a weak point we can hit For Massive Damage.

>>6000409
ya, I'm sorry I posted randomly at what happened to be the right time for my post to be the 6mth on this board, I am truely sorry...

now, can we get back to questing?

>>6000417
I wouldn't do that.
They will invade this thread.

>>6000428
Look, we take the ship with us. Even if we can't repair it, we can still break it down for raw materials once we've stripped it of everything of possible value.

.

>>6000455
hell no bitch I aint going nowhere

>>6000456
>thinks they haven't

>>6000442

Stop lopping his limbs off, he might die of shock. I haven't even gotten a chance to torture him yet.

Harry's going into shock, everything on the TradeStar is pretty much standard except for the shuttles, the TradeStar and a concealed missle silo near the base of the space station. It contains a missle, designed to generate the heat of a thousand suns, the blazing fires of the heart of the galaxy itself. If it landed, it wouldn't incinerated the atmosphere, burning absolutely everything, everywhere.

..

>>6000428
Don't do this keep it together. If our strategy is speed and mobility it will be adventagous to have a mobile base of operations

do this instead
>>6000437

Orbital mining platform!?

>>6000475
GET THE MISSILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6000455
Only if your character dies, in a horrible fashion, right now.

And you never use that name again on this board.

Otherwise i think your boned.

>>6000456
I can live with the fact that some of the people raiding this thread might be so fanatical about gets that they'd beat me to an inch of death if they ever met me.

>>6000475

Ooooo. Say hello to our new ace in the hole.

Reverse engineer at earliest opportunity.

first thing first: search the logs. interrogate Harry. figure out whether we have to leg it right away.

if not, we've got plenty of time to repair the TradeStar. it would be a tremendous shame to blow it up.

>>6000442
no funning with the prisoner until we've extracted everything we need from him.

ok... now that I'm back in contact with everyone..

supernova... can I have a word?

also, who designed these suits to not have thrusters? I'd like a word with you too.

This shit?

THIS SHIT?!

>>6000475
That shit is ours now.

Call LP, ask them if they want to bow now or later.

>>6000487
Let's get the missile on board one of the ships with an examination lab and tech lab so I can begin reverse engineer it if I haven't found the damn Data Core.

>>6000475
Well...Looks like we have a new SUPER FUCKING OUR ENEMIES weapon. Let's squirrel this away for a rainy day.

Plasma, how long would it take to repair the ship?

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>>6000509
Yes, except replace "bow" with "rock out".

>It contains a missle, designed to generate the heat of a thousand suns
Steal and reverse-engineer it.

!

>>6000475

We want that missile. Contain and control that power and we've got our own next-gen power source.

Although I think we may eventually want to hit up some Martians for extra tech.

>>6000511
With the resources at hand and your number of constructors, probably several hours.

So, I take it that with the rest of your day, you're going to be licking your wounds, repairing the TradeStar and so on and so forth?

!!

Speaking of which, where are our former AlphaRange colleagues? I'm sure they have some hooch stowed away somewhere.

>>6000500
eh, I'm a 2nd degree brown belt in Shou-lin Kung-fu, currenlty in the best shape of my life, have 6 kinds of martial art's weapons in my house, 2 different guns and suffer from clinical depression. anyone wanna go?

>>6000475
Also, research that planet-killer missile. Specifically; making the more of.

>>6000505
Suuuuure bub - just as long as I stay on this commandeered mother ship and you stay on your ship. And I get the suit of power armor with claws that can rip people to shreds.

>>6000537
Reverse engineer that fucking missile.

If we can use it as a power source, fuck yeah. If not, fuck yeah, we've still got mega fucking destructive power.

Can we add more locomotion to this behemoth?

>>6000537
Yeah. Also, I want to 'interrogate'. Harry.

!!!

>>6000495

His character can't die! Even if you somehow get past the wall of grizzly bears that stands before him, how can you harm someone protected by the Emprah himself?

>>6000537
Maybe even rename it "Tenanis Station"? And have I made any progress on find the core? Because if I haven't I'll want to get to work on the new missile we found.

>So, I take it that with the rest of your day, you're going to be licking your wounds, repairing the TradeStar and so on and so forth?
Only if our logs/interrogations show that TradeStar will not be dropping in on us very soon. If we've got the time, replace all our small craft, repair all our ships to pristine condition, and transfer all resources (and fusion batteries, perhaps?) held by the TradeStar onto our freighters.

>>6000558
Fuck that.

We're naming it after our one true hero.

LONG LIVE THE PLASMA LTD. CAPITAL SHIP "ROOKIE HERO"!

sage to oblivions gates

>>6000545

Have a light drone with a stun gun accompany Mr Tenanis, just in case.

>>6000550
*taps you on shoulder*
they haven't made that armor yet, if they had, we'd be fine.. now.. let me introduce you to my friend, I call him... 'airlock'
*frontsweep, back throw into airlock, toss in a helmate, press the cycle button*

>>6000537
and also going through the TradeStar's logs for anything interesting. Interrogate Harry (yeah he's in shock, but we have SCIENCE).

and see if the Lammingtons actually left, or what.

>>6000537
Pretty much. I'd like to name it "Remember to fit space jets and gravity snatchers on your armored suits next time, chum."

Nah, just kiddin.

!!!!!

I have an immense feeling of satisfaction.
My work here is done.
I have generated the most hated quest ever.

Gentlemen, you may lick your wounds, rock out, party, whatever.

But for now, this GM is out and this quest is coming to an end. Feel free to archive this thread and I am apologize for the cliff hanger or anti-climax or whatever you wish to call it, but I for one am not in the mood for continuing at the moment.

Perhaps at another date, if university proves to be less challenging than I think.

>>6000545
>2nd degree brown belt in Shou-lin Kung-fu
>brown belt
>kung fu
you're either full of shit or take some shitty americanized shit that tries to call itself kung fu

sages were wise old men once
Saging meant something back in the day

>>6000586
Awesome quest.

A fitting end.

>>6000588

shhhh you'll ruin the immersion of his shitty mary sue

>>6000586
wait two or three days and it should die down

>>6000577
I seem to remember a time where I lay on the ground incapped for the climax of a battle. Get used to it, eh?

>>6000586
Until next time, when Space Empire Quest starts.

>>6000586
We will wait and sage the shit out of you then too you fag

>>6000593
Sorry, I studied some kung fu abroad and I can't stand that kind of shit in america

>But for now, this GM is out and this quest is coming to an end.
Props to you, Plasma; this was quality shit. I enjoyed it, and would play in a quest run by you again.

>>6000586

Well played, good sir. I sincerely hope university life is easy on you.

I propose we name our behemoth of a new capital ship just that-- the Behemoth.

>>6000586
Thanks. This was awesome.

WEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS.

this thread needs it

>>6000586
Through the subtle twist of fate...

Dude, I hope to be checking this place when/if you start this thing up again.

>>6000607
we =/= I

>>6000581
start research on better boarding ships. this version needs

1. more boarders
2. anti-kinetic-shielding
3. better stealth

start research on upgraded stealth tech too. ours obviously isn't state of the art yet.

>>6000588
>I'm like, a Level 35 Kung Fu Master. I was trained by a tulku in a Tibetan monastery for ten years.

SSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6000613
Okay, but I call the name "Leviathan" for the Mothership design we have cooking.

And I think we should uplift Tenanis' grizzlies. Just because.

>>6000588
chinese shou-lin. when china went red our temple fled to indonesia where, at the time, chinese were looked down on, so it claimed to be Shou-lin dou (probably mispelled, but ohwell) which is a japanese art. They used japanese words instead of chinese, but still taught the chinese art, in this way our temple survived.

while we use the chinese words again, we maintain a japanese uniform and belt system from those times.

>>6000607
>Like there's more then one of you sagefags out there.

>>6000623

WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT!

sage all the live long day

>>6000607
No, you won't. You're from /b/ and you're pathetic. You never do what you say. You've got the determination of a five year-old with ADHD. In a week's time, you'll be moving on to the next best get.

>>6000649
I am from /tg/ you follish mortal
I would have rather seen a b-tard get the get then this piece of shit guardsman

sage

>>6000633
Hey. I shot the hand off of the former captain, and by space-law, that makes it my ship.

I name it the North Star, and promptly turn it over to corporate possessions.

>>6000586
well, I enjoyed it, thanks and enjoy university!

>>6000603
but you don't have someone to blame it on :P

>>6000637
Tenanis, you incredible fucking troll.

>>6000649

I'm butthurt now. You will feel my rage, GG SIR!

>>6000662
Fuck you robot.

We're naming it after the rookie who saved our asses back in the bunker.

SAAAAAGGGGEEEEE ALLLLLL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGG

>>6000637
Shaolin-Do is karate with the head guy making up shit.
I studied for a year and wasted my time.
They teach you forms and suck at teaching actual combat. Their idea of throwing people in for sparring is complete shit.
Get out while you still can and find some real kung fu.

>>6000665
hey, I'm now th emost hated person on /tg/ I can just say Hi now and provoke a 200 post autosageing thread of hate. how awsome is that?

>>6000662

If you call the missile the 'Fist of the North Star' I will forcibly deactivate you with EMP and imprison you in a humanoid sexbot.

>>6000659
That proves it, then.

>>6000678
You'd better secure that name of yours before someone steals it.

>>6000665
THANK YOU PLASMA. THIS WAS FUCKWIN,

>>6000669
Wanna do something about it? try to claim it from me... Oh wait, Robot! No hands to shoot off!

YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING OLD COOTS WHO NEED TO DIE

ALL HAIL OBAMA'S DEATH PANELS!!!

>>6000671
Sage doesn't do what you think it does.

>>6000637
>while we use the chinese words again, we maintain a japanese uniform and belt system from those times.
then why the fuck don't you go back to before those times?
or would the hairy monk not allow it?

Havent used this one in a long while. It feels... appropriate

GOODNIGHT AND GOODLUCK!

OBAMA WANTS TO SEND YOUR GRANDPARENTS TO THEIR DEATH!!!!

Why the fuck is this asspie so bent out of shape about the fact that the MtG grizzly bears that he had been jerking off or the emprha he lets facesit him all the time were just fractions of a second off?

>>6000694
yeah it does, it take up more of your posts meaning this thing autosages a fuckton sooner

>>6000710

>implying you only butthurt one person

>>6000711

The quest is over anyway, who cares if it autosages. Sucks to be you, huh?

>>6000649
different 'sage fag' here. I'm a /tg/ native. I eventually grew to hate seeing this same damn quest thread fagging up the front page every fucking day, on top of my general hatred of quest threads in general.

Frankly i don't see the appeal, and wish you would self sage to keep it off the front page so those who feel as i do won't be tempted to rage'n'sage.

>>6000700
all the damned ice cream cannot save you now!!

>>6000711
okay, but... we're done. the quest is over.

>>6000681
I actually wasn't thinking of that, before you mentioned it. I wanted a name that involved Stars, as we now own our own TradeStar Mothership.

Securing my name before I head into cold sleep with the rest of you folks.

>>6000725
you need to learn how to install the 4chan extension and hide threads

you not liking it doesn't mean shit

>>6000711
On the other hand, your sage posts also provide content that we can respond to.
If one thread dies, another thread can easily be born.

Really, saging a troll thread - or a thread of any kind - really just means a poster can bump the thread using the content you've posted.

Last post with this trip.

>>6000722
hey long as your here means I got a job to do dipshit keep posting =)

LONG FUCK THESE DAMNED QUEST SHITS

>>6000731

I don't really get why you want to maintain a symbolic link to our soon-to-be enemies.

>>6000740
The more you post, the more information this guy has to respond to.

If you weren't here, he'd have no reason to post.

>>6000739
you dont know what sage-ing all day long is do you????

all trolls please go to this thread, where I will personally answer your questsions
>>6000712
or stay here and I'll ignore you since the quest is now over.

>>6000744
It's a "fuck you guys!" We take tech and make it better. It's what we do.I'm thinking that this mothership needs both flavors of shield, and then about 100 plasma hyperweapons.

>>6000744
Call it the CommerceNova or something. Just to rub it in their faces.

>>6000754
TWO THREADS TO FUCK WITH
HIZZAH
PRAISE TO THE SAGE GODS!

>>6000740

For you it's a job. For me it's hilarious. Heck, I might even create another thread just to see your reactions.

>>6000752
It's proof that you're pathetic and lifeless.

>>6000785
says the one role playing on a meaningless internet board

>>6000809
Says the one who sages on a meaningless internet board.

>>6000838
hey your the one sticking around for it aint ya?
I wouldnt be responding if you didnt

Goodnight, subcontractors, Plasma, severely bent GETfags!

>>6000848
I refresh, see if there's a new post and comment.

Just to annoy you.

FUCK YOU YOU WILL NOT HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

>>6000874
so at 2 people posting how long till auto sage kicks in? I generally am interested

Aight, have fun guys. I'm out.

>>6000875
>>6000884
No, I will not have a good night because I spent most of it awake. Instead, I shall have a good morning!

Also, a pair of people bantering is usually at least an hour, maybe two at this rate.

NO YOUR NOT I WILL PULL YOU BACK IN YOU SPINELESS MAGGOT

>>6000874

Then we shall kung fu fight!

I'm a 76th Dan Aikido master

care to rassle?

>>6000941
naw man i want some pancakes, if I had a IHOP I would die from heaven and eat all their bacony goodnesss

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