Who the fuck uses loaded dice for this shit?

Congratulate him for loading a fucking die successfully. Then cheerfully suggest he not do it again or you'll pull him inside out.

why was he cheating? does he feel that you don't run the game in an fair way? does he just have a compulsive need to "win"? sit down and talk to him about it.

Confiscate dice. Use them against him.

You take the loaded dice.

Any time you roll damage for him, or whatever the dice is, switch from your normal die to the loaded one.

OH WOW. LOADED DICE IN AN RPG. WOW.

Talk to him about it, ask him why he was using them, and tell him that if he does it again, you'll kick him out of the group.

Get a long sock. Fill it with good, honest dice. Beat your friend with it and drive him out of your home.

you let players bring their own dice?

learn to dm bro.

This is the saddest thing ever

I guess it's time for a loooooong talk.

>>6168405
oh dont you start this bullshit over here now.

Make higher numbers kill his ass.

Stop running a shitty system that is reliant on singular die rolls.

And if he went to the lengths to load an entire set of dice for a pool...

Magnificent bastard.

>>6168383
>>6168397
>>6168409
I KNOW GOD DAMN ;_;
>>6168411
>>6168401
>>6168390
He is a very competitive person. I think y'all are right. I'll just take the dice away, and make him roll mine. I have hundreds as it is.

>>6168439
>I have hundreds as it is.
I'd like to see him loading all your dice.

>>6168427
I guess he IS pretty awesome. I THINK they're mostly d6's, he's got atleast like 5-6.

Kill him. Then, eat his body so his life energies will be yours.

>>6168439
You should spend an entire session's combat using his loaded dice whenever it comes to attacking him.

Sit down and talk with him.

See why he's using the loaded dice. Tell him loaded dice are unappreciated.

what did you do when you found out?

>>6168414
everyone gets their lucky die but besides that you should supply.

A part of me is tempted to call this sad.
And then I realized that every time I've ever heard someone say "that's sad." I've wanted to break one of their legs. So I'll steer clear of any value judgement as to what he did.
What you ought to do is quietly inform him that that is a violation of the law, and that his stolen goods are now forfeit.

>>6168481
Okay, well. there was a lot of frowning. Then there was "Why the fuck are you doing that?" then there was "I am going to fucking strangle the shit out of you, son."

Also I hit him with a Monster Manual.
>>6168479
Gonna do this.
>>6168469
I WILL GAIN HIS COURAGE AND DICE LOADING SKILLS.

>>6168469
I'm going to regret asking this, but...
How many have you eaten lately?

>>6168489
what, is 8 dice really too much of a hassle for you to lug around, instead of being a useless mooch?

Tell him that this shit will not fly. Not even a little.
But keep it at that. Remember this is just a game played for fun. If you make it non-fun you have ruined the game.

Which you all lost now btw.

>>6168509
Yes. YES! WITH HIS POWERS YOU CAN RIG THE STEAMBOAT CRAPS TOURNAMENT AND THE JEWEL OF KA'DESH WILL BE YOURS. THEN NONE WILL BE ABLE TO OPPOSE YOU!

ONE ENTIRE ENCOUNTER USING THE LOADED DICE AGAINST THE PARTY FOR EACH DIE LOADED, also, cruise control

>>6168378
How did you catch them?

>>6168529
fuck.

>>6168378
>I caught one of my players using loaded goddamned dice tonight.
*die

>>6168545
Hey man, no need to be so rude. Everyone has a right to live.

>>6168550
What about the undead?

>>6168530
I loved that movie. Best plan ever.
>>6168534
Well, I was suspicious when he only used the dice for important as shit rolls.

Shit hit the fan when he rolled 5 6's.
>>6168529
HNNNNNNNNNG

>>6168560
Not alive, not dead.

>>6168560
They blew their chance.

Aaaand I am now reading all your posts in Hades' voice.

Hot damn, this is awesome.

Also, on topic, just be reasonable about it. Ask him why, tell him you don't want that, you enjoy a fair and fun game, etcetera, etcetera...

And then make him eat his loaded dice, and see whether they come out on a good roll.

>>6168578

Some sort of... UNCERTAINITY LICH?

>>6168583
>make him eat his loaded dice, and see whether they come out on a good roll.

>see whether they come out on a good roll

>see ... [them] come out

>tell your friend you want to watch him poop

Loaded dice, meet my friend, ball-peen hammer.

You are an awesome DM, stein. You'll do fine.

>>6168600
...
Not what I meant, but I suppose you couldn't trust him to the truth, so... I suppose yeah, yeah, you'd have to.

>>6168590
Not really. What I always saw in undead whas that they are not alive, but also not dead. They call them undead instead of unalive because it sounds better and they look like corpses anyway (most of the time).

>>6168378
>What the fuck should I do? I love this guy like a brother, but GODDAMN

You should love him like a cellmate.

>>6168619
We call them undead because they were dead once, but then they got better.

>>6168648
That's a better explanation, thank you.

>>6168619
>>and they look like corpses anyway (most of the time).
Sounds like my wife before her morning coffee.

Follow these easy steps:

1. Tell him how pointless it is to cheat in an RPG
2. Mock him for cheating in an RPG

You may want to take the dice and openly use it in some situations against him, asking him first what he thinks about it.

>>6168626
GOOD SIR, WTHAT IMPLIES I AM OF THE AFRICAN AMERICAN HERITAGE.

RETRACT THY STATEMENT.

The solution is quite simple.

Pic related.

>>6168671
Oh, I never will.

In fact, I think you are President Barack Hussein Obama, II.

>>6168671

Reminds me of the bilingual whore video...

RETRACT THAT AT ONCE, AMURRICAN PIG

>>6168626

Seconded. Show him how the use of loaded dice give you the right to make him submit to your manliness.

>>6168671
Well you do say Damn a lot.

Call him Cheater McCheaterpants from now on, and grant XP bonuses to any other players who do the same.

Whenever he rolls for anything, shriek STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM and then make a huge show of eyeing his dice closely.

At some point, make a fake x-ray machine that you put at the doorway and check his dice with every time he arrives at a session.

Also for the finishing touch, kill his entire family and cripple his dog.

>>6168698
Best. Fucking. Plan. Ever.

>>6168698
You, my friend.

You are a genius.

>>6168698
If he confronts you about any of this make sure that you have adequately prepared for it. You must look him dead in the eye and tell him, "Well it looks like..." then pause, whip on some sunglasses and continue with "Their luck ran out."

>>6168728
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

>>6168728
YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH!

>>6168737
>>6168733
Uhhh.... Gnollmind?

>>6168728

>>6168728
>>6168728

>>6168728

>>6168741
Nah, CSImind.

CSI D&D

>>6168744
That fist is tiny. Much like that of a female, a child or a halfling. Or a female halfling child.

You aren't a female halfling child, are you?

>>6168395
>>6168394
dicetheftmind

>>6168766
Expand the picture, smartass.

>>6168785
It's still goddamn tiny.

>>6168785
It's still really small. Like half the size of my fist.

>>6168728
Fuck yes.

>>6168626
/applause
xD I lafd

Did you call him out on it? If not, switch is loaded dice for dice loaded to always roll the lowest possible.

>>6168728

>>6168799
THAT IS REALLY CREEPY.

>>6168728
>>6168698
I fucking lol'd to tears

Speaking of cheating... I closed down that power tripping ass ape, Zalgo's dork fort 5 times!

Asshat thought that his big bad secret WH40k masturbation room was secret because he hid it behind a wall... so I flooded it, then lava filled it... then did both.

Then I did the same to their glass ceiling + lava + water room.

Then I flooded the whole damn underground.

See Zalgo, you really should mind your own fucking business and not be such an overbearing control freak. IT was fun shitting in your sand box. Several times.

>>6168809
/tg/ gets shit done.
>>6168808
I find it adorable.

>>6168763
"So it looks like this man was killed by a 1d6 slashing weapon, probably a short sword."
"Not quite, look at the depth and angle of the wound. I'd say he took a sneak attack, 4d6 at least."
"Well then, it looks like our killer"
*Sunglasses*
"has gone rogue."

Do people realise that with some subtle filing and a bit of polish ANY dice can be made "loaded"?

It really doesn't take much more than about 20 minutes per dice, honestly. If he was clever he'd make them roll into the upper 1/2 rather than with a preference for the highest roll possible.

>>6168810
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̝̳̮̫̙̮͖̬̔̂͗̂͞Y IT!

>>6168810
Zalgo is a faggot.
>>6168835
WAT

>>6168835
Is it now CSI Miami time?

>>6168388
this

>>6168844
I've always been a fan of loading my dice to roll extremes, but on either end. A preference for both 1's and 6's, for example.

You'll never get caught; when people see a pool of 6, 6, 6, 6, 4, 3, 1, 1, 1, 1, they won't get suspicious.

>>6168882
But, but but... GLITCHES!

>>6168882
For christ's sake, people, just use regular die.
Why all the fucking trouble?

>>6168861
"What killed him?"
"Hard to tell the damage dice yet, but he suffered a 3x critical, so a bow of some kind."
"What do we know about the victim?"
"Messenger for the king, high movement per round and good riding skill. He has a letter pouch, but it's empty."
"Sounds like he had a message of..."
*Sunglasses*
"Critical importance."

>>6168903
"How did he die?"
"Well, it was be blunt force trauma to the skull. Probably a mace of some kind. As well, an amulet was found, holy in nature. Placed on his corpse, as if in apology."
"Well then... it looks like he was killed by..."
::Sunglasses::
"Clerical error."

Someone, please, make a CSI D&D crossover.
Or something relevant.

>>6168949
"How did we find the body?"
"It was found by a passing minstrel who started screaming."
"I see. Looks like the killer left a"
sunglasses
"calling bard."

How'd he load his dice?

I used this against my party once... for dramatic effect. I bought 4 white cube super earth magnets... painted the pips on them... and used a die under the table to flip them over from 1 to 6...

It was a cool effect because the players were in front of an Oracle who was blabbing about changing their fate, etc...

But the magnets were heavy for their size, and I had to be careful not to let them touch.

Still, cool theatric... not good for real cheating... unless you could get really small magnets, drill out the pips, place them and paint over, then roll on a metal surface (disguised even).

That's how I'd do it, very subtle magnetism.

>>6168964
A shirt for it already exists...

>>6168675
MOAR!

"Sir, take a look at this."
"What happened here?"
"This man was apparently an unfaithful lover for a town baker's daughter, if the letter placed on his corpse is any indication. Poisoned; frozen from the inside out."
"Well, looks like he found out the hard way. Revenge..."
*sunglasses*
"Is a dish best served cold."

>>6168984
Fucking brilliant...

>>6168975
>>6168949
>>6168903
>>6168835

Don't stop /tg/

>>6168999
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

"Looks like he pissed off a mage. Cone of Cold until he was below -9."
"Have we identified the victim?"
"Yeah. He's an Assassin wanted for murder five years ago, but with no progress they abandoned it after six months."
"Then what we're dealing with here is"
Sunglasses
"A cold case."

"What happened here?"
"The man was killed by a slash to the gut, looks like at least 1d12. Also, there seems to be kiss-mark in lipstick on the vic's cheek, so we assume it was a woman."
"Well... it looks like he couldn't..."
::Sunglasses::
"Fighter off."

Requesting drawfags.

>>6169029
>>6169038
God fucking dammit /tg/.

This is terrible and hilarious at the same...
*SUNGLASSES*
time.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

"What happened here?"
"Sir Estorick, a local Knight. It looks like his... ahem, penis was severed. From the looks of it someone tried to heal the damage with a cure light wounds spell, but it wasn't enough. He bled to death."
"Sound like we've got"
*Sunglasses*
"A Knight to Re-Member.

>>6169068
You are not very good at this.

From loaded dice to CSI Dungeon.

Emperor damn it, /tg/, you did it again.

"What happened?"
"Looks like someone tied him up with chains, padlocked him to a weight, and threw him into the ocean. We checked his records, and it looks like he was an Infernal-pact robe model."
"Well... it looks like for his last job, he..."
::Sunglasses::
"Wore locks."

>>6169087

Then perhaps we should have...
*Sunglasses*
Loaded the dungeon

"What do we have here, Jim?"
"Druid 1st level. He tried to have his friend graft him owlbear limbs, suffered spell critical failure."
"Well, we shouldn't mock him."

"It was his right to bear arms."

>>6169108
>>6169104
>>6169077

What the fuck.

I'm going silently YEEEEAAAAAH-ing to myself after every one of these.

"What happened here?"
"He stepped into a trap, it split him into half, then his left side dropped into a lava pit"
"Well it looks like..."
::Sunglasses::
"...he's all right now"

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Goddamnit, /tg/! Now I have the CSI Miami theme stuck in my head.

Oh Gawd, I can't stop reading these.

"What've we got?"
"Burnt to death. It was a close thing too, only a couple of hp in it. If he'd stopped, dropped and rolled he may have been fine."
"Looks like he should have learned to:"
::Sunglasses::
"Roll for fire damage."

"What do we know about the vic??"
"Cause of death appears to be at least 5d6 electrical damage. Looks like the victim was hit while fleeing the scene."
"I guess they got him while he was trying to..."
*sunglasses.jpg
"bolt."

"What... exactly happened here?
"It looks like it was a double homicide. Set up a trap to stab them in the groin, shaved their heads, and carved dragon symbols into the bodies. As well, the culprit seems to have gotten out through the doggie door, indicating a severe lack of height."
"Hmm. It started with the killer, but now both the victims are..."
::Sunglasses::
"Co-bald."

Please someone archive this thread...

>>6169180
Do it yourself.

"What exactly happened here?"
"It's a giant. It looks like he broke into the encampment and began eating humanoids. We have evidence that a small creature hacked apart his stomach from the inside out."
"Looks like he should have learned how to..."
Sunglasses.jpg
"Stop goblin."

>>6169161
Why aren't you laughing? Jokes are everywhere to see in this thread!
Well they must have hide in plain sight!
DOHOHO.

>>6169134

This one actually made me laugh out loud.

>>6169219
"If you ask me, I'd say this CSI: Miami joke is overcooked!"
"Why's that?"
"Because it's never rare and hardly well-done!"
DOHOHOHOHO

"Well, what have we here?"
"Likely cause of death, blunt force trauma, I'd say 10d6 impact damage"
"Anything else?"
"Full plate armour, holy symbol, stick up ass; Guy's gotta be a Paladin."
"Looks like..."
+Sunglasses+
"...He fell"

"What happened here?"
"Well, it looks like a hit-and-run. The assailant seems to have hit him with a tri-headed heavy flail, 1d12, minimum. To the back of the head, too, so it was a complete surprise...These claw marks on the ground indicate a bestial humanoid did it, too."
"I guess..."
::Sunglasses::
"He'll never Gnoll what hit him."

"What a mess. What happened here?"
"Well, from what he can gather, the noble's daughter was dropped 300 foot from the tower above. She was wearing a ring of feather fall, but the monster's antimagic eye was open and the girl crashed into it, killing them both."
"I guess it's true. Beauty..."
Sunglasses.jpg
"Is in the eye of the Beholder."

>>6169236
Agreed. Anon is on a roll tonight

"What do we have here?"
"A guy was petrified during sexual intercourse. Possible suspect is a female wizard."
"Well it looks like..."
::SUNGLASSES::
"...he loved her still"

Play neuroshima.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuroshima
And watch him cry every time he rolls 20. (1 - success 20 - failure)

>>6169256
Okay, that was goddamn brilliant.

Well done good sir.
Well done.

"Well this is quite a mess."
"From eye-witnesses, we can confirm that he was the owner of the tavern. They say wounds just started appearing all over him, and he collapsed to the floor in a bloody heap. Obviously the death was meant to be a message."
"Curse?"
"No, each wound left enough residue for us to determine it was from a magical blade."
"Well, it appears-"
*sunglasses*
"-that our ghost-writer has some sloppy penmanship."

/tg/ please beware
'Cuz I do declare
You seem to repeat yourselves
I'll tell you in song
You don't move on
Just like those silly elves

You must learn not to repeeeat
These jokes that you say.
And now you all must meeeeet
the one to take your breath away...

>>6169286
THE MUSIC MEISTER

>>6169285
...

"Tell me what I'm looking at."
"This woman was a recruit in the local fighter's guild. Found 25 gp and her brand new sword still on her. Numerous claw marks and fragments of bone indicate there might have been skeletons involved."
"That just goes to show that when you're in a bad neighborhood at night it's always a good idea"
> sunglasses
"to carry mace."

>>6169292

Hey Horatio doesn't make puns all the time.

...At least not good ones.

"So, what do we have?"
"A guy tried to get past flame trap with fire immunity belt he bought two days ago. It appears the belt was a fake, made of cardboard."
"Well it looks like..."
::Sunglasses::
"...a waist of paper."

Oh god the thread is evolving.

>>6169286

I’m the guy to make it real
The feelings you don’t dare to feel
I’ll bend the world to our will
And we’ll make time stand still

That’s the plan
Rule the world
You and me
Anyday

>>6168810
good show

>>6169329
>>6169291

Oh God.

Neil Patrick Harris teaming up with himself.

I'm...
*sunglasses*
Horrified.

>>6169325
It's beyond control, now.

>>6169343
*clap clap*

pay him in rape dollars

to OP:

Allow him to use his loaded dice but have him take a few points of damage every time he rolls 6's. His weapons are cursed.

Alternatively, he uses the loaded dice and all his other rolls take a -2 penalty.

After he stops using them, make the party quest into an area where at least some of the enemies they encounter use cursed weapons (you would be rolling the loaded dice).

come on, /tg/, nobody suggested role-playing this out?

>>6169376
Why would you roleplay out OOC cheating?

>>6169376
We never considered role playing out his roll playing problems. After all
>Sunglasses
Playtime is over.

We must update the archive with this

>>6169391

...YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>6169389
why wouldn't you? i think it could be an interesting opportunity.

then again, it's just a suggestion.

"What happened here?"
"Seems like someone got past the guards undetected, then backstabbed him"
"Invisibility?"
"Possibly"
"Seems like our murderer is...
::Sunglasses::
"...nothing to look at"

>>6169343

I applaud your ballad, my friend
With your wit in hand you go around the bend
But it's with evil glee that to you i must send
this horrid ballad put together by my evil friend

Tell you how
How you make
Make me feel
What’s the phrase?

Like a fool
Kind of sick
Special needs
Anyways

>>6169418
Oh god, it's like Dr Music, or something....

>>6169444

Dr. Music?

Fuck you! He's the god damn Music Meister.

>>6169450

I think the second part was suppose to be Dr. Horrible...

I love you all so much /tg/

200 posts? Oh god, you are amazing people.

I always use loaded dice during D&D. The trick is to load them in such a way that they look normal.

Non-loaded dice are for people that want to lose.

>>6169444

It seems to me that you have stumble onto a very interesting lire
perhaps the two of us could go even higher
if we were to combine our voice into a single chant
and then with that voice we make the people dance!

>>6169491
Best villain ever.

>>6169491

Want to say
Love your hair
Here I go
Tell you how

With my freeze ray i will
I will find the time to
find the words to

Tell you how
How you make
Make me feel

With my freezeray
I will stop the pain

>>6169511

"What happened here?"
"Victim was caught by surprise by a high level wizard. Seems like he tried to reach for his dice bag to roll for evasion, but it was empty. Not that it would help him anyways."
"Well it looks like our man..."
::Sunglasses::
"... forgot to load his dice"

>>6169520

What's this you say, your Freeze ray you plan to use?
But in this path of villaaaaaaany, what's the point to abuse
such power against other like-minded fools

Perhaps we should talk more on this
once we tow the line and take the time
to discover our own evil plaaaaaan!

Once again, /tg/, attention goes to the guilty
This thief rigs his dice, what'll be the penalty?
He had loaded dice?
Freeze him in ice!
Cover him in lice!
His cock you dice!
Choke him on rice!
DON'T PLAY NICE

For he's a scoundrel, a cheat.
Throw him in the drink!
Ugly girls he'll meet!
Make that cheater think!

Ask him what
What will it take
To make that man repent.
If he says
"I'unno"
THEN HIS SKULL YOU DENT

For he's a scoundrel, a cheat.
Make that cheater think!
He'll run so fast he's 'fleet'!
Push him past the brink!

>>6169547

What's this? You scoundrel
You dare to attempt to take my ire?
But the words you sing, they are the truth
To what we feel we must do

So dance your dance
Prance your Prance
For now together we do belooooooong!

>>6169547
Well shit, it's the Music Meister.

>>6169589

AND WE ARE ALL HIS PAWNS~

>If he says
>"I'unno"
>THEN HIS SKULL YOU DENT

OH GOD MY SIDES. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

I think this thread appropriately sums up /tg/.

Thread starts off with serious topic, gets some serious helpful replies, quickly changes into mass jokes before suddenly bursting into song.

>>6169615
IT'S THE MUSIC MEEIISTEEER, THE MUSIC MEISTEEER~

archive this please

3 flavors of awesome right here

"So, what've we got this time?"
"The grocer called it in. Our vic was spotted stealing a barrel of pickles from his storehouse, and by the time our men caught up, well... our best guess is that he failed a Dex check while fleeing, lost his balance and got crushed to death under the weight of his spoils."
"If he had only rolled the barrel instead, maybe he wouldn't have ended up..."
::Sunglasses::
"...encumbered."

>>6169547
The song meister you may be
But lacking in convictions, see
He might be wrong in loading die
But if you ask me, an eye for an eye!

Take his die and don't play nice
I bet for sure he will think twice!
If he rolls against a sneak
Use this amazing little tweak

He has went against your rules
Surely only a deed for fools!
Make this player play a kobold
His cheating habits will not hold!

And if he asks about your decision
Give the guy another conviction!
You see, my friends, these laws aren't bliss
But it gives your game a lovely twist!

>>6169645
BEAUTIFUL.

This thread turned from discussion, scolding, and general upheaval about loaded dice, to corny CSI quotes, and then Disney + Dr Horrible musicals.

Son. I am not dissapoint.

>>6169620
Oh /tg/ you great big lump
I posted that to get a bump
To avoid the thread hitting a slump
And my my friend you knoooow
That we'll continue the shooooow
For it's
Intrinsically
Mus-ic-ally
Undeniably
Reliably

The work of /Teeeee
Mo-ther-fuck-ing
GEEEEEEE/

>>6169657
/tg/, truely the masters of derailing epicly.

>>6168394
This.

"What happened here?"
"Victim was struck by a discharged magic wand in the eye. It punctured his eye socket and went right into the brain"
"Well it seems that death was given..."
::Sunglasses::
"...free of charge."

>>6169257

>>Anon is on a roll

That's a pretty... loaded suggestion.

>>6169720

"Well... I had an Uncle Richard that tried to bring nude theater to a festival in Waterdeep... Exposure is usually good for an actor's career, but even so, a cold reception for the play caused the cast to shrink steadily. Blackballed, my uncle tried to recruit from the thieves' guild, but they wouldn't let their nick-ers go. 'Just bare with me,' he would say, but they were afraid of being stripped of their dignity. He gave up the lead to attract new members, and eventually the production's genius was uncovered, even with his part left out."

>>6169748
The only person who could think this plan would work
>*Sunglasses*
Is a very Cocky man.

>>6169762
ba dum *pssh*

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH CAPS TO EXPRESS MY FACEPALM.

Best thread since the lich rap battes

>>6170009
Hell yeah.