naw, heretek

the first Catachan

first Champion of Korhne

first Great Unclean One

first Commissar

first Keeper of Secrets

first gretchin

First Big Mek

first Arbite

the first astronomican

first CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

ITT - samefag. Idiot samefag.

>>6184138
fuck off this was good til you interupted

first sentinel

inb4 obama lord of change

The first Standard Template Construct.

First orks

first Hive City

>>6184155
>first lord of change
fix'd for you bro

first penal world.........in the WARP!!!!

>>6184155
Obama, the first Great Unclean One.

Change? What a joke! No, we'll be sticking to our old ways, son.

first heretic

first SoB

>>6184199
DIK HED, rosie is great old uncle nurgle

first ogryn

>>6184218
O'Donnell?

first emperors champion

first Nob Biker

>>6184241
exactly....by the way i lol'd at your pic

First purge of abhorrible mutants

>>6184155
>>6184188
>>6184199
o hi

First Inquisitor.

First Eye of Terror.

first space marine

first ultramarine

First Adeptus Mechanicus

>>6184278
That's a combat servitor built for the local Arbites, dude.

The first bolter

>>6184245
FUCKING LOL'D

First gaunt

Second.

No reference. Just second.

The fist cult of the emperor

first space hulk

The first deathworlders

>>6184312

Holy shit, I lol'd.

first necron

first Rhino

>>6184307
FIST CULT OF THE EMPEROR!
PREPARE TO RECEIVE THE KNUCKLES OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!

The first inquisitor

The first emperors tarot

first champion of tzeench

first imperial ration bar

first ordo xenos

First Eldar

First Primarch

>>6184358
weed smokin neckbeard here, i lol'd

First Codex Astartes

First great crusade

>>6184374
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THATS THE FIRST EMPEROR

>>6184379

No

First warpdrive failure

>>6184379
>First Black Crusade
Fix'd for fail level.

It's kinda funny that all of your guy's first shit is so very not fucking first.

first space wolf

>>6184381

er no....
God=Emperor
Jesus=Primarch (also the emperors sons)

first powerfist

first cultists extermination

The first grey knight grand master

first necron

>>6184402
but we all know theres no god... but jesus was a stand-up guy

>>6184402
The Emperor's history links him up to being a Jesus like figure, even being alive at hte same time. The Primarchs are more like angels.

First Crisis Suit

first Lasgun

>>6184413
too late DIK HED
>>6184323

>>6184413
Flayed One would have been better anyway

>>6184008
first necron lord

First Squats

first ctan

>>6184008
first Great Unclean One, Greater Daemon of Nurgle

The first exitus rifle

First Keeper of Secrets

First imperial guard

>>6184008
first Champion of Slaanesh

>>6184470

Not Ben Franklin?

The first erversor

>>6184470
...I think ol' Slick Willy is going to be my next DH Inquisitor.

First Space Wolves Codex

first Genestealer cult

>>6184470
first Space Marine

The first psyker

postan in a thread of epic

The first ultramarine

the first vindicare

First Noise Marines

first Vraksian Renegade Militia

>>6184505
first ultramaine's been done bro...
>>6184281

>>6184446
I lol'd, but shouldn't have.

The first Geneseed.

The first powered armour

first eviscerator

First squat

>>6184512
>wasnt freddie mercury gay?

OH i see what you did there...

First imperial rough riders

the first machine spirit

>>6184008
first Tactical Dreadnought Armor

>>6184532
cant, stop, laughing

The first glassing.

First Exterminatus

The first Rogue Traders.

First Ethereal

The first dark reaper exarch

first sisters

>>6184583
Actually, wouldn't he be the Emprah?

>>6184008
first ogryn

>>6184592

Ethereal because he is Karl Marx the man who invented Communism.....also you be trollin

The first death cult assasin

>>6184602
It's not that I think Tau are communist, but in the end Marx didn't believe in communism as we now know it

THE FIRST FIRST BOLTER

>>6184612

yeah but he still invented it which makes him an ethereal, he certainly isnt the emprah

First guard stormtrooper

>>6184626
Oh, I know, I wasn't contesting you, otherwise I wouldn't have said he was an Ethereal

first Valkyrie

First Inquisitor

First instance tactical genius of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>6184474
This is the best villain ever.

Or at least coolest. Nazi cyborg clad in leather and wielding wristblades.

Clockwork cyborg that is.

first white scar

>>6184602
Well, I suppose the Emperor was more akin to Lenin, as both were militant, genocidal atheists insistent on annihilating religion through any means necessary. I suppose Che Guevara would be the first space marine then.

Since the Greater Good permits free trade and people to retain personal beliefs, George Washington is much more analogous to the first ethereal.

>>6184674
fuck off dikhed, we all know jesus was the emperor

First Deep Strike

>>6184674
Blueberry sympathizer detected.

>>6184679

>>6184680
now thats wit worthy of /tg/, thank you anon

>>6184674
There's more to the Emperor than just wanted to rid the galaxy of religion though, and with Lenin, that's pretty much where it ends.

Both are massive dicks though.

Also the fact that Washington was part of a democracy rules him out of being anything Tau related

>>6184686
are you too retarded to read the previous entries? jesus is the emprah

First Dark Eldar

>>6184660
I'm pretter sure the first inquisitor was this guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%C3%A1s_de_Torquemada

>>6184695
But how can Jesus be the Emprah if the Emprah has no beard

First Tau girl

>>6184707
During the time of Jesus life. Facial hair was considered unclean and repulsive. He would have been clean shaven.

Just sayin'.

>>6184695
Well lets see. Jesus advocated mercy and kindness, and instituted a religion based on respect for one's fellow man and on respecting the boundaries between church and state.

The Emprah went out and arranged for the slaughter of anyone who didn't bow on their knees to him, or who refused to abandon their faith, and crowned himself presidente for life. He sent his followers to annihilate entire human worlds for defying his will.

Also, you know, commissars?

First Tau propaganda video

OP here, holy shit what happened to my thread? i was expecting this to 404 in minutes

>>6184727
Since when can Tau airbend?

>>6184695
Jesus is too much of a pussy.
Dude basically committed suicide knowing that he'd be second in command up in heaven.

De Emprah, wouldn't have that kind of shit.

>>6184725
Lies! All the church paintings have him with a beard so he must have had one

>>6184741
Not true.
If you take an art history class you will see that during different periods in different Christian cultures he would not always be depicted as having a beard.

When Constantinople was under the control of the Christians in the middle ages, Jesus was depicted as as having short blond hair and no beard.

/thread

>>6184706
But Hitler did it right

>>6184775
If he did it right, the world would be perfect today, now wouldn't it?

>>6184782
Asshats stopped him though.

The Covetous jew god of chaos sent cultists to destroy him, see

first cultist-chan

>>6185341

not sure if lol

the REAL first space marine.

Search your feelings, you know it be true.

BACK ON TRACK BITCHES

First abhuman.

first rhino

First Tyranid.