OI!In da name uf general orkiness and by order uh Big Boss Orkquisitor Orkity I'm gonna be makin' a ded killy stompa for da WAAAAAAGH!'course I've never made me a stompa before... an I can't find anyfink to make it wif in dis sektor. Maybe you lot could 'elp an ork out? Post piktures of fings oi could loot an' add to it, or just make a suggestion an I'll see 'ow dead killy I can make it.WOT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YA GITS? WE'VE GOT A WAAAAGH TO START!
>>6248113HRRRMRMMMMDat's a good start, but we's gonna need more
Good fucking luck.
CANNA USE DIS, MEK?
more dakka
add one o' deez flowchartz ya grot
>>6248157Dere we go. I figger it could make a nifty leg.MORE GUBBINS!
Oi, dem humies got things dey call "junkyards". Lotza bits in der I bet.
Strap some looted barbarians to it.
>>6248166Was dis ya git? dat's far too big, but I like yer thinkin'>>6248217>>6248176Dese will do!
I found dis wit some weird lokin' 'umees in it.
>>6248209Never know what you'll find in a human junk yard.
I cant fucking post pictures without getting a timeout.Tower of Babel. It's dead stompy.
Oi Ow Bout Dis? I founds dis utside ...
>>6248251An dat's the uvver leg!MORE!
>>6248369Holy shit guys, Its the orks meet doctor who!!
>>6248303That picture...
>>6248388Been done.
>>6248209>>6248269Yeah, dis will do but I'm gonna need more for da body if we're gonna make it right an' proper!
USE EVERYTHING
i found this? i think of the those weird noise marines dropped it after i klled him. want it?
>>6248454'ERE WE GO! Da body is shapin' up.>>6248415>>6248461Yeah, dese will do fine!
Dis any good boss?
Oi Boss, we found dis grabba fing. Looks ded rippy.
Ey Boss! Iz think Iz found some Dakka you could use!
i found another too.now this things symmetricly metal.
>>6248489ERE WE GO SUM MORE!added dem ded killy shootas and dat choppa fing ta da armsneeds more dakka!Most uf all we need more stuff fer da body!WAAAAAAGH!>>6248524>>6248547Dem'll do nicely!
Garbage day!
>>6248560Hm, looking pretty dakka-y and choppy right now>>6248619GOOD FINKING!GONNA NEED MORE FER DA BODY LADS!On da plus side dis fing's got a dead killy zzzzap gun now
I found dis ting - mebbe it would work?
Hey guys, I heard something about a WAAAGH.Mind if I join in?
Oi! Youze want one'a dese tings onn'it, boss?
OI BOSS! i fink this is gud for dat er body!Might eve got sum Dakka in it too!
>>6248684*forgot to add*I fund dit in sum tank makin plase,unpainted, bus its seems pretty dun to mei!
Boss! Iz found some metal bits we moight be able ta use fer armor!
Dis gun make da loudest boom.
>>6248669Now DAT looks rippy.
>>6248709Mine is bigga!
'old on lads, I'm 'avin a teknikal failure ta upload!
>>6248777tri smashin ur scren! Wurkes for mee al da tiem!
Found dis 'ere, too. I tink itz one'a dem space wolfs I been hearin' about.
Sod me!Obviously mork iz 'avin a laff wiv me! Can't upload a zoggin' thing!Got some progress, just need ta add more gubbinz and bitz, den da legs!
Needs more red!
This looks useful as fuck.
Oi boss, I found dis in sum 'umies kitchun, or wutevuz dey call it. It burned me real gud, so it 'oughta make a gud shooty killy t'ing.
Get Uzgob ta help ha strap giant rokkits ta da back o dis fing!
>>6248834is dat gunna bi a shield?
>>6248822>>6248836>>6248795>>6248769>>6248705>>6248709ZOG ME!It's... beau'iful!But it jus' needs a banna and a name! GOTTA 'AVEA BANNA AND A NAME!
>>6248873Speaking of that, I found some rockets in my search.
Zog me.We'z found dis fing up in da norf.lookz downroight choppy 'gainst soff humie gubbinz.
Tha's pretty good, boss! But what am I s'posed ta do wit dis, den?
>>6248870>>6248909UF COURSE, GOTTA ADD ROKKITS AN UVVER KILLY BITSStill need a name fer dis git!
Da KILLDOZA!
>>6248939The dude in the next room over from mine actually has that thing...
>>6248881What about this?Also, god damnit, internet, stop going out when I'm trying to post!
>>6248958THIS THIS THIS THIS
We'ze should call it da Fertiliza!
call it, deffkrumpa!
>>6248953The Bill Murray Mobile
SUPA-DUPA-KILLA-CAN!
>>6248953>>6248930'Dere we go, added dem ded spiky bits ta da feets.>>6248939Zog me! Pain dok's gonna want ta see dis.Still needs a name ya gits!
Da Umie Squisha!
CALL IT DA...DA DREDNAWT!
JUNK-KRUMPER
>>6248974sauce?
Owz about we call it da Ded Killy Stompa? Dat's what it is, yeah?
Da Killydilly!Cuz itz a t'ing an' its killy!
SMASHOSAUR!
Oh! Da... uh... Fukken Big... Ork... Best Stompa Eva!
DA WREKKUNNER!
RompyN'Stompy!Cuz itz rompy an' its stompy.
Da...Da Gork speshul stompy smasha!
DA WREKKSPLOSION?
The Clusterfuck?
jus cos it aint got no wings dun mean it cant go igh in the skystik wun of these ere boomy rockits to it
orkamasprime
Zog me! Mork's messin wiv my 'ead again!'old on lads, I gotta figger out a way ta upload dis!
>>6249094Wott.
DA KING O' KRUMP
MORKICRON
'ey, boss! Tink we can loot some gubbins offa this ting? Thens we can make it orky and proper, that.
>>6249003WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>6249119"Don't blame me."
Orkimus Prime
NOW BOIS! AL YU LOOTA's, WHUT YOU GOT THAT HAS DAKKA?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
>>6249176ITZ DONE!ITZ' BEAU'I FULBoyz, ya really dun a good job on dis'un! SQUIG BEERS ALL AROUND!
now build two of em
>>6249202I'z got dis big ol' dakka dat fliez.
>>6249176
I love this thread so fucking much.
Dis ere iz epik.
>>6249267>>6249218ALRIGHT BOYS! JOB'S A GOOD'UNTOIM FER DA WAAAAGH! GOTTA GET GOIN' BEFORE I GET KRUMPED BY DA BOSS!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
SMASHAPOTAMUS MEKZ
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKADAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
I'm so glad I woke up in time to catch this thread.
needs moar Dakka
DIS IZ BEEYUTEEFUL!
>>6249176This thread meets all aproval standards.
This is simply beautiful.