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    9 KB Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:12 No.6341748  
    ITT Timecube: the RPG

    Overview

    YOU are a Cubic Creature. You were educated to live an evil lie - and your heirs will suffer hell for your stupidity.

    Word equates instituted evil. A 'word god' can be erased. Get ready for armageddon.

    Character Creation

    First, choose a gender for your character. Opposite sexes equate a zero value existence. Creation is by opposites, opposite hemispheres and opposite sexes - not queer singularity. (There are no rules for 2 x 4x4 femininity and masculinity 2 sex Cube hemispheres, as life is a 2-Cube crap-game.) All characters exist between 2 opposite sexes.

    Next, choose a race for your character.

    * Sunup represents Indian Race
    * Midday represents White Race
    * Sundown represents Asian Race
    * Midnight represents Black Race

    Just as the clock face has 4 quarter corners, character creation has 4 quadrant corners. Those 4 different corners equate to 4 different Classes, with each having its own separate day, own separate year and a separate human race.

    This diagram depicts opposite rotating hemispheres.
    This diagram depicts 2 opposite side hemispheres.
    Creation of character occurs between 2 opposites.

    Ability Scores

    Apply analytical math to your character points and discover 2 opposite hemispheres rotating in opposite directions - equal to a ZERO value existence. Your character is not an entity, for adding the opposite values cancel each other to no existence. All the ability scores exist as opposite values.

    Advantages and disadvantages equate mental retardation - as a 2x4x4 Cube creation principle reduced to a 1/4 (corner).
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    Gameplay

    The whole Game and everything within is composed of Opposites - which exists only as Opposites with a zero value existence - and nothing as an entity.

    Gameplay consists of 4 rounds in each turn. 4 Earth Quadrants simultaneously rotate inside 4 Quarters to create 4 rounds within one turn rotation. 4 Earth corners rotate 4 Time corners for 4 simultaneous turn, equating the principle of a 4 pole motor. Each round has its own separate corner Turn.

    The Game Master rotates 4 simultaneous turns simultaneously as it revolves around to each player, thus creating 4 simultaneous turns as in a separate turn for each round. The 4 quadrant corners of the map rotate as a quad spiraling helix - thus creating 4 simultaneous rounds per each turn rotation and 4 simultaneous turns per 1 phase.

    Word has no inherent value, as it was invented as a counterfeit and fictitious value to represent natural values in gameplay.

    Injury and Death

    The spinning of dice while creating the 4 simultaneous turns causes the game to travel 4 Times the distance of a non-rotating game. Sum-up the axis tilt of those 4 simultaneous turns and divide by 4 to discover a perfectly vertical axis which represents the perfection of death. Though you only see the map tilt, in-game, you should recognize that the map has a perfectly vertical axis over all.

    The straight line on the heart monitor equates to the perfection of death. The oscillation or imperfection of that straight line, represents the imperfection of all PCs - depicted in Nature's Harmonic Time Cube. Without Time Cube, your character is voided.

    Dice

    All gameplay is done by rolling a cube, which gives a result of 1 through 4. (6 sides constitutes a sextet -- not a Cube. Rules that say a Cube has "6 sides" with no top & bottom induce an evil curse that pervades all role-playing games.)
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:15 No.6341783
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    Example

    The GM reads this introduction to the PCs:

    "Time Cube impose 4 corners on Earth sphere. Earth sphere is Cubic with rounded corners. Earth exists as 2 opposite Cube hemispheres. Humans must establish 4 corner Earth Cube."

    Place 4 different PCs in the 4 corners of the map and rotate them 4 corners each. Note that they rotate simultaneously within the same Time frame as if only one is rotating - just as the 4 different turns rotate. 3D math applied within this hollow Cube would be erroneous math, as it would not account for the 4th corner perspective dimension. Place 100 NPCs within this Cubic like map and they will not increase the number of corners.
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:16 No.6341795
    tl;dr
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:19 No.6341832
    Oh God, why am I laughing?
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:19 No.6341837
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    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:19 No.6341848
    >>6341783
    >>6341795

    Americans are dumb, educated ONE
    stupid and they worship ONEism Evil.
    It is not immoral to kill believers, for the stupid bastards EVOLVE from son
    or daughter who precedes them. NOT one damn human adult has ever been
    created - for ONLY babies are CREATED - and every adult has within them the LIFE given by children who DIE to give-up their lives to their parent
    image - so their mom or Dad can live. Adults are EVIL to deny they evolved from children - and claim their adult EGO image is a god likeness. Such damn evil AMERICANS should have their tongue cut out for the heinous hoax they are perpetrating upon their own children.
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:20 No.6341866
    >Sunup represents Indian Race

    head dot or woop woop indians?
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:22 No.6341887
    >>6341866

    >>head dot or woop woop indians?

    Simple Cube Divinity is the most perfect
    and life supporting form existing in the
    universe and on Earth - including Earth
    itself. Do you realize that a 4 corner
    square rotating 1/4 turn creates a full
    circle? A full rotated square will create
    16 corners, 96 hours and 4 simultaneous
    24 hour Day circles within only a single
    imaginary cubed Earth roation. This
    amounts to a spiraling quad helix of
    Earth as it revolves around the Sun -
    rotating as it revolves around the Sun,
    to induce the value of the Sun revolving
    about the Earth. This act demonstrates
    that both Sun and Earth rotate around
    each other simultaneously - thus creating
    Opposites existing only as Opposites with
    a zero value existence between the binary
    and cancelling to nothing as One or
    God theism.
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:24 No.6341896
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    die
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:25 No.6341908
    >>6341896

    To the educated stupid ONEist anti-intelligent,
    if you will come to my lecture on a Spiraling 4
    Corner 4 Day Harmonic Time Cube Quad Helix
    Principle Created Earth,& Life on it, I will prove
    you criminally worship a Queer deified as fake God.
    Godism Organized Crime is a gotohell Mom & Dad.

    Did God have bellybutton and did he have tailbone?

    Revelations 6:1-8; 4 racist Horsemen of colour, each
    given 1/4 or quarter of the Earth to rule (Time Cube
    Value), with each quarter rotating to its own 24 hour
    day - all 4 quarters rotating 4 corner Days in a common
    24 hour rotating invisible, but imaginary Cubed Earth.

    Your evil cyclopic educators of ONEness, will not allow
    you to know supernatural 4 Day Time Cube Principle.

    Creation based on 4 Days - just as you have 4 corners.
    My 4 Days proves your 1 Day God inferior to my intelligence. Remember Genesis 1:5 Lie -there was
    not a Day rotation. If rotated, the 4 corners would
    have equaled 16 corner, 96 hours and 4 Days.
    God's error corrupts academia.
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:28 No.6341943
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    IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING OUT THE FLAMES, BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:30 No.6341967
    >>6341943

    The Value of One and Emperor Entity
    are inferior to "Value of Unified
    Life Opposites, merging of Our
    Mom and Dads". To worship a
    religious/academic defied Queer
    (Emperor)as your progenitor, equates
    to spitting puke in your Mom and Dad's face - a real beastly act.
    There is No Emperor, only Emperorism -
    an organized profiteering crime,
    collecting $billions from tithes.
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:40 No.6342067
    Thank you OP, I think I might try to run a 4 day time cube game, but I'm not sure my fellow players are intelligent enough to handle 4 simultaneous games on the four corners of the time cube as they are too focused on the oneism of academia.

    I think I'll use the d20 system and have them build 4 characters, each having the inverse stats of the opposite character. It would be rather interesting...
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:43 No.6342103
    what the fuck am i reading
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:45 No.6342120
    >>6342103
    who knows
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:47 No.6342151
    I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:48 No.6342156
    >>6342103
    http://www.timecube.com/
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:48 No.6342165
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    That's it, Parallerlo up in this motherfucker!
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:49 No.6342168
    http://www.timecube.com/
    enlighten your soul
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:49 No.6342173
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    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:50 No.6342180
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    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:50 No.6342190
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    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:51 No.6342195
    I like where this thread is going
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:51 No.6342197
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    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:52 No.6342220
    I am SO finding someone to play Parallerlo with

    HOW CAN MAN BE IN FOUR PLACES AT ONCE
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)16:55 No.6342254
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    >>6342220
    I DO NOT KNOW!
    >> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2 10/19/09(Mon)16:55 No.6342263
    >>6342165
    Oh god I remember these games

    Didn't the guy release like 50 of these
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)17:02 No.6342332
    >>6342263

    I hope they're archived somewhere, they rank pretty high as far as /tg/ original content goes.
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)17:05 No.6342372
    >>6342263
    >>6342332
    I have 14 saved, if he made more i missed them.
    >> Anonymous 10/19/09(Mon)17:09 No.6342422
    >>6342372
    http://rapidshare.com/files/295219260/Illustraded_Manual.rar.html

    There, uploaded if anybody wants them.
    >> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2 10/19/09(Mon)17:12 No.6342455
    >>6342422
    Oh E-Chess, those were good times



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