So my shipment of Ammunition was supposed to get here today...
Got a squad of Kriegers instead.

Emperor save me, another damn Krieger in my damn mailbox.

So what happened to the Kriegers who ended up on the Rogue Trader? Entenched down to the black holds last I'd heard.

>>6589042

>>6589024
This is the fluff for my half-Krieger IG army.

Fuck. Just... fucking goddamnit.

I have two hundred troopers to occupy a ring of bunkers around an orbital elevator, defending it against hordes of xenos, mutants, and all kinds of heretics.

"Don't worry," says the Munitorium. "Ten thousand of Krieg's best are on the way, with enough supplies to keep them - and you - fighting for a whole year."

I get the astropathic call. "On-time, as ordered, courtesy of His Imperial Majesty's Departmento Munitorium."

Half an hour later, dozens of dropships are blotting out the sun.

And we open them up...

Why the fuck, WHY the FUCK did we get a lifetime supply of ice cream? Even if I gave every man and woman in this regiment a shovel to eat the stuff with, we'd never finish it before we ran out of ammunition and got overrun.

At least they sent us the ammunition.

Guess what? Size five energy-mags. Our lasguns take size three.

Grab a cup of Grim dark coffee, find Kriegers in the breakroom. ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I still laugh at the heavy bolter emplacement in the bathroom.

Has anyone seen the Toilet paper?

>>6589129
Weirder still was the Arch-Militant who went native manning it.

>>6589199
With the Jaegermonster-worthy hat.

I tried to express my hatred for that general and his tactical genius, but all that came from my throat was
KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

>>6589211
>>6589199
I can repost that story if you guys want.

>>6589241
yes please

>>6589241
Didn't it get archived then?

>>6589380
It is archived.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6572876/

Excerpts from the personal log of Voidmaster Emil Godwin, Master-Pilot and First Mate aboard the Dauntless-class Cruiser, "Boundless Cunning".

M41.20464: Still in orbit around Agaeas Prime. Crew getting restless; it has now been two weeks. Our illustrious Lord-Captain Sigmund Jorn Vendigroth assures us that the negotiations for our shipment of rare ore is almost complete, and that without his expertise in commerce, this venture would have taken even longer. I am reserving judgement, but thank the Emperor we'll soon be away from this filthy hole of a planet. The conflict between the Guard and the orks ripped this place a new one; nothing to do but stare at bombed out buildings and fall into those bloody trenches every five minutes. It seems like they spent more time digging those damned holes than they did fighting the orks.
Ending here; receiving request for pickup from Agaeas, am needed on the lighter.

M41.20466: Away from Agaeas, finally. Back in the warp, we surveyed our new acquisition. Sigmund actually did well; we received a full shipment of a twenty sealed plasteel crates of ore. The crew are overjoyed, as they've just heard our next destination is Caresend, a pleasure world reknowned for it's alcohol and 'hospitable' locals. Commander Mordechai made a funny little noise when we told him, and has had to be forcibly sedated for his own safety and the safety of others. The crates are time-locked, oddly, but Explorator Thale has assured the captain that the lock will release itself in a couple of days. I just hope they don't turn out to be full of grox wrapped in tinfoil, again.

>>6589398
M41.20469: Today has been.. Eventful. I have absolutely no idea how to describe what I've just seen, but I suppose I have to start somewhere, so.. The crates opened today, at four thirty PM ship-time. The whole of the old crew was there; Mordechai, Thale, even Anastasia poked her head in. Oh, and Sigmund was there of course, grinning his head off as the chronometers on the first crate ticked down the seconds. As the countdown hit zero, Thale swept forwards and struck the activation rune on the side of the crate. There was a hiss of depressurization, a gust of stale air, and the front of the crate lowered itself slowly down to the ground.. And then there was a shout from the darkness, and down the makeshift ramp marched a group of men in trenchcoats and gasmasks. There were about twenty of them in total, marching in perfect synchronicity, and they just waltzed right up to Sigmund and snapped to attention! Like they were waiting for him to order them around or something, I guess. Anyway, we open up the rest of these crates, and wouldn't you know it? Each and every single one of them has another twenty of these bloody toy soldiers living inside of it!

Sigmund sputtered out a demand for an explanation, "What is the meaning of this?!" or some other ridicuously arrogant Rogue Trader spiel, and the man he was staring at ripped off a salute so crisp I could swear I heard a little crack of thunder. "SIR, KRIEG STAND READY, SIR! WHAT ARE SIR'S ORDERS?" he bellowed. Strange accent. Didn't help that he was wearing a mask either, I suppose, but he made up for it by being ridiculously fracking loud. Sigmund obviously thought so too, as he muttered an "Er, right. Er.. Very good, nothing for now. At ease." and fled the bay as quickly as possible. I was the last out, and I swear to the Emperor himself I saw the 'leader' scratching his head. I don't think they actually know what 'At ease' means..
(Continued)

>>6589403
(Continued)
So, long story short, now we've got a bunch of creepy-as-frack gas-masked Kriegers wandering around in our cargo bays, just sort of.. Milling about, staring at each other. I hope Sigmund figures out what to do with them before too long, before one of them blows a hole in my goddamned ship.

M41.20470: Still trying to decide what to do about the Kriegers. Thale suggested dumping them onto the nearest habitable planet, but Mordechai is demanding that we keep them, insisting that our own private army is a fantastic opportunity. I can see his point, but I'm still edgy about having that many lasguns idle so close to the engine room. I guess it's all moot, seeing as we're still in the middle of warp space.

M41.20471: Sigmund has finally cracked and put Mordechai in charge of the Krieg. I feel a little safer now knowing that they're at least under a competent commander, and Mordechai at least knows what he's doing. Still, I'm going to keep an eye on the creepy little buggers until we're clear of this. Something about those eyeless gasmasks gives me the jibblies. For his part, Mordechai is overjoyed with his new assignment, and almost immediately took to striding around the cargo bay drilling the Krieg mercilessly. He has also begun work on some sort of makeshift Commissar's hat thing. I keep telling him that I'm pretty sure they shoot you for impersonating a Commissar, but he won't listen to a word I say. It doesn't even have the right number of skulls.

>>6589411
M41.20474: I've been reviewing the security recordings for the last few days, and I've just noticed something. Some of the Krieg have now been standing at attention for more than three days. They haven't moved an inch. Do they.. Do they sleep like that? Wanted to ask Mordechai, but he is preoccupied with his new duties. He has set the Krieg to transforming their cargo bay into a makeshift bunker-barracks complex using the materials from the crates they arrived in. Mordechai continues to sequester himself in his cabin, working on that stupid hat of his. It now has a full size imperial Aquila attached to the top, which makes it fall over. I passed him in the corridor earlier discussing the merits of stabilizers with Thale.

M41.20476: Visited the bays again today on routine inspection. The Krieg have completed their bunker, which looks like it could stop a lascannon; it bristles with spikes, imperial aquilas, sandbags and weapon emplacements all over the shop. What's more, they've inexplicably managed to procure some earth from somewhere, and have set up a series of earthworks and trenches to hide behind. It's strange; now that they have their trenches, they seem almost.. Happy. Didn't stay for long, though, as every time I asked about the earth one of them kept waving his gun around and trying to talk. It sounded like someone was trying to flush an angry ork down a toilet, but I think he said "Found it.".

>>6589422
M41.20477: Earth the Krieg 'found' was from the Terrarium on G-Deck. Thale is annoyed. Apparently, some of those plants were irreplaceable.

M41.20480: Mordechai unveiled his hat for the first time today. I have to admit, it is actually pretty damn impressive; a good foot tall at the peak, constructed of black grox-hide, with two suspensor-systems built into the side to support the enormous weight of the (grand total of) three imperial Aquilas (two small, one full-sized), three full feet of golden braid, and seventeen silver skulls. A cluster of Krieg now follow him at all times, wherever he goes. If he orders one away on some errand, the next time he passes a knot of Krieg soldiers doing.. whatever the hell it is they do, one will seemingly gravitate to him as if he were a rogue planet.

M41.20485: The Krieg have started spreading out to the rest of the ship. If I didn't know better, I would swear to god that they were reproducing, somehow. Still, we're out of warp space now, and Sigmund wants to investigate a nearby planet before we continue. He is taking some Krieg with him to try them out as bodyguards.

M41.20486: Sigmund is back. Didn't enjoy it. Apparently, Krieg wouldn't stop digging trenches everywhere. For their part, the returning Kriegers are being welcomed as heroes for putting the stamp of good Imperial trenches on strange xenos soil.

>>6589430
M41.20489: Mordechai's hat grows ever more elaborate. I begin to fear for his sanity. He has incorporated a sundial.

M41.20493: Krieg have apparently raided another terrarium for earth. Have yet to find out what they did with it.

M41.20494: Woke up to find boltgun emplacement in my bathroom.

M41.20495: Mordechai missing. Suspect he may have gone native, as there is now an extra Krieg soldier sporting a quite phenomenally ridiculous hat.

M41.20496: The one with the hat was Mordechai. Found him manning the boltgun in my bathroom.

Archive link:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6572876/

>>6589436
>there is now an extra Krieg soldier sporting a quite phenomenally ridiculous hat.

Ob's stürmt oder schneit, ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Der Tag glühend heiß, oder eiskalt die Nacht,
Bestaubt sind die Gesichter, doch froh ist unser Sinn,
Ja, unser Sinn,
Es braust unser Panzer im Sturmwind dahin.

Wenn vor uns ein feindlicher Panzer erscheint,
Wird Vollgas gegeben und ran an den Feind.
Was gilt denn unser Leben für uns'res Reiches Heer?
Ja, Reiches Heer?
Für Krieg zu sterben ist uns höchste Ehr

So... I ordered a T-shirt the other day...
Now I have a Krieger...
Am I supposed to Feed it? Do I take it for walks?
Do I need to childproof my house?
How do I take care of this Krieger?

>>6589493
Keep him away from the shovels.

>>6589493
Don't feed it after midnight.

Never let it near water.

And never, ever give it a shovel.

>>6589503
>>6589496
It came with it's own shovel?

>>6589503

Or a bayonet.

>>6589521
Tell it to entrench around your neighbors house, then.

A neighbor you don't like.

/tg/ I have an embarrassing thing to admit. I ordered some animated porn recently (bible black and such) and I got a Krieger. A female krieger. Uh... I'm not really sure what to do. She just stands in the living room all day, well she did until she found my garage. Now my backyard looks like the Somme.

>>6589542
> female krieger
If you can tell, it's not a Krieger. You got yourself an Armageddon Steel Legionnaire.

GOD-EMPEROR DAMN IT!
I thought it would be cool to have a company of Kriegers! I mean, Theres an open lot behind the house they could dig up, and they all have Lasguns...
BUT FUCK! Not 2 weeks go by before I'm up to my ears in Orks! The only almost safe place is the Krieg Trenches, and if you try to hide they shoot you for cowardice!

>>6589542
>>6589552

The second anon is quite incorrect.

>>6589557
>>6589552
She is definitely a Krieger, but her uniform is severely in violation of the dress code.

>>6589552
Well I think it's female. it's got a bit of a bulge in the chest area.

>>6589569
>>6589572

Well then, enjoy your trench-sex.

>>6589569
>in violation of the dress code
Again, I say it's not a Krieger.

>>6589581

No, this is a Steel Legionnaire.

>>6589583
>>6589578
Do I spot twins?

>>6589578
Seras Victoria? Policegirl?

>>6589594
DID YOU SAY TWINS?!
HEY... THEY ARE SISTERS OF BATTLE...
>>6589583
>>6589578
BUT GOOD ENOUGH!

>>6589610
>>6589594
>>6589608

>>6589617
DAAAAAAAAAAAAW! She's adorable! Someone get her a shovel and a sandbox!

>>6589617
Hell last night I wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss and I find her in front of my bed. and my bed is now in my backyard. Somehow she moved my bed with me in it to the backyard. But that's not where the creepy shit ends. after realizing what happened I then go back to taking a piss. I find a spot and as I'm leaking I notice her just standing next to me. Just standing. and now I can't piss.

I got my Krieger a heavy bolter for Emperor's day... You should have seen how its gasmask lite up!
It was so happy!

>>6589666
And somewhere out there. a General has just received a copy of Bible Black.

>>6589712
This is how Slaanesh gains recruits...

>>6589731
By manipulating the postal system?

OH MAN! I'm having a BALL! Who knew switching out these forms before sending them in would be so much FUN?!

I can't help but be reminded of the Megadoomer episode of Invader Zim.

>>6589737
It's a joint venture with Tzeentch. Apparently, he's really into that sort of thing.

Today I payed 20 dollars for gas. After I finished pumping the gas I get in my car and see a Krieger in the backseat. My gas tank was still empty.

Is it a federal offense to open someone elses' mail in 40K?
Because my neighbor just got a package, and I want me some Kriegers!

>This thread and the archived one too.

Damnit. Now I'm buying a platoon of Kriegers and saying that they were supposed to be a Baneblade. (Fluffwise.)

>>6589746
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

IT'S HORRIBLE

I wonder what the Clone Vats of Krieg must be thinking, what with the sudden extra demand for Kriegers and all...

>>6589787
MORE POWER!

I MUST HAVE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER!

>>6589768

This. Yes.

>>6589807
Alright... what about the TechPriests who RUN the vats?

>>6589815
Press the CLONE button, praise the Omnissiah...

Press the CLONE button, praise the Omnissiah...

Press the CLONE button, praise the Omnissiah...

>>6589841
several hours later

Press the Omnissiah button, praise the Clone... Wait a second...

>>6589768
Same here. Going to say they were supposed to be a crate of Ilo Sticks

>>6589870
>>6589841
The Administrator in charge of overseeing this operation?

>>6589884
Damn it! We've had to double our Instant-Clone-Powder consumption!

Is there any more /tg/ Krieger art?

FINALLY! PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH! WE HAVE FOUND A SPARE PART TO REPAIR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

...Who opened the crate?

...WHY IS THE GOLDEN THRONE SURROUNDED BY EARTHENWORKS!

>>6589946
What would you like to see?

>>6589946
I dunno. Probably?

>>6589962
Maybe a Kriger building a Sandcastle.

>>6589961
Somewhere, some general receives the part.

He deems it useless and throws it at the enemy.

>>6589870
>Press the Omnissiah button
GOD MODE, TURN ON

>>6589984
The Techpriest that hit the button is infused with the full might of the Omnissiah.

Shit just got real.

>>6589058

>>6589704
So cute!

>>6590040
I just wish I was better at drawing with a mouse.

>>6590052
Get a tablet or practice.

>>6589058
Damn Krieg hidin in mah metal boxes.

This thread has kept me up pretty much all night.

Just like the other one did.

Why do I keep doing this to myself?

Oh yeah, because Krieg threads are awesome.

>>6590154
You pull the covers off your bed getting ready to sleep... only to find that your bed is now Kriegers.

>>6590231
And so are the covers.

And so is everything else.

>>6590236
EVERYTHING IS KRIEGERS!

Creed is using Kriegers now?
Poor failbaddon...

>>6590257
>>6590236
>>6590231
Good news: they're all female!
Bad news: You don't have a shovel.

>>6590270
FUCKING ELDAR!
Stealing our Kriegers!

>>6590257
EVEN AIR IS KRIEGERS?!

>>6590277
Isn't their all powerfull artefact a broomstick?

>>6590281
The very air you breathe, anon.

>>6590277
ladies, the vile xenos scum has stolen our shovels. As your commander I order you invade their craftworld, take the shovels back, and destroy their gardens.

>>6590282
They also have Power Shovels.
>>6590286
*COUGH HACK DEAD*

>>6590286
little tiny microscopic kriegers.

>>6590299
all floating in air, standing at attention.

The floor is now Kriegers in lava.
They don't seem to be bothered by it.

>>6590312
Fire Kriegers, in my floor?

Is this thread going to be 404'd in 10 hours?

I hope not, because I want to make sure I didn't miss anything.

>>6590312
The Kriegers just entrench the lava.

>>6590297

Did someone say Power Shovel?

>>6590346
Damn, I've seen this pic a hundred times and now I just realize it's not really a shovel, just a sword and a piece of rock.

>>6590346
I modeled a power shovel onto a lascannon team, now to turn them into Krieg--

Oh hey, they already ar--

KRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

little known fact

if you give a krieger a brand new shovel, it's actually their way of asking them to marry you

This thread is not on the first page.

BUMP

Heavens to Margatroid! Crate after Crate of Krieg!

rolled 55 = 55

Dear /tg/. Today, I bought lunch at the local cafe. The waiter then presented me with a Krieger...

I think they messed up my order.

>>6589241
Haha oh man, I didn't think anyone would actually like that enough to repost it. I'll try and come up with some more of the same, if you like.

>>6593419
Yes, please.

Word to the muthafukkin krieg yo.

So I'm driving my rig down I-40 the other night, and I stop by a Quick Rip for some fuel and snacks.
I fuel up the rig, and then I go to pay. I grab a bag of beef jerky, pay, and go back to my truck.
I open up the bag of jerky, and a fucking KRIEG falls out.
Holy fuck.

fuck yeah kriegers.. my spanking new commissar just ripped open a few marines and secured me a win in my last game

>>6592108
A Krieg wedding would be creepy.

There would be a Krieger with a white trenchcoat on, preaching things you can't hear because of the gasmask, and the audience is filled with Kriegers, and the two Kriegers up front have shiny new shovels.

Their honeymoon consists entirely of digging trenches.

>>6595652

Krieger marries a Drookian.

One side silent, creepy motherfuckers and the other side crazy, loud, ultraviolent drunks.

>>6595716
They have an argument, Krieger is sleeping on the couch tonight.

Which he has moved into the trench.

>>6595728

Seeing as they live in a marsh, this is very, very unwise.

>>6595748
It's the principle of the matter.

>>6595754

Principle doesn't exactly matter when you have a clan of massive, murderous drunkard goons lurking around 24/7, thirsting for your blood because you dishonoured their clan.

>>6595782
It does to a Krieger.

>>6595786

Ever resolute, even in the face of Space-Glaswegians, brings a tear to the eye.

>>6589731
>>6589737
Just as planned.

Man, I never get to say that

I was having computer problems the other day.

So I open up my case, right?

Fucking Kriegers entrenched themselves in my PC.

one time I heard that some chaos daemon stole a Krieger's shovel once. The Krieger followed him all the way back to the eye of terror, to the warp and to the seat of one of the chaos gods themselves. The krieger just took his shovel back and then mailed some supplies back home.

`Has Kreigers entrenched into his back, doesn't seem to mind though`

I can see a bunch of Kriegers in front of Home Depot, with a sign that says "Will dig trenches for food".

This still has not been archived.

Go entrench the first page, Kriegers.