This is off to a great start. So great in fact that I'm not sure if I can come up with anything better than OP, but I'm thinking about it.

The god of freedom and sexual prowess, Freddie Mercury, is chaotic good. His followers include bards, fighters, champions and fat-bottomed girls. The domains he is associated with are Freedom, Luck, Good and Chaos. His favored weapon is the longsword.

This would be so great.

"I'm a cleric of Bowie."

The dual gods known as Daft Punk

Gods of groove and house

Patrons of dance and light

The god-triad of dwarves, ZZ-Top, is lawful neutral. Their followers include dwarves and bearded men. The domains they are associated with are Law, Earth and Strength. Their favored weapon is the battleaxe.

>>6591322

FUCK YES. I can so envision dwarves mining and digging while listening to ZZ-Top.

The god of justice and immutable fate, Johnny Cash is worshiped by leaders and others who must sit in judgment, or those who feel called to do so, and he is also frequently called upon those who feel grievously wronged. He is lawful neutral and is associated with the domains of Law, Endurance, Community, and Earth. His favored weapon is the unarmed attack or improvised weapon.

The god of hedonism and darkness, Ozzy, is chaotic neutral. His followers include spellcasters, craftsmen and barbarians. The domains he is associated with are Chaos, Darkness, Freedom and Metal. His favoured weapon is the axe.

The god of fire and chaos, Keith Flint, is chaotic evil. His followers include thieves, murderers, pyromaniacs and madmen. The domains he is associated with are Fire, Chaos, Evil and Trickery. His favored weapon is the dagger.

The god of obnoxious ugliness and death-defying speed, Lemmy Kilmeister is Chaotic Neutral. His followers include illusionists, alterationists, disenfranchised paladins, barbarians, and skalds. The domains he is associated with are Speed, Illusion, Chaos, and Freedom. His favored weapon is the warhammer.

Hmm, we may have a rather biased pantheon. Needs more Law and Neutral, or shall the world be skewed to chaos?

>>6591363
WHAT IS THE LAW?
NO SPILL BLOOD!

WHO MAKES THE RULES?
SOMEONE ELSE!

>>6591363

Agreed. John Lennon should be Neutral Good and Bob Dylan should be True Neutral. Someone do them? Don't really listen to them enough to make them well enough.

>>6591184

David Bowie is already a god in D&D, they just call him Corellon Larethian to avoid getting sued. Pic for proof.

Mike, are you the OP? We had this conversation just a few weeks ago.

The god of change and truth, Trent Reznor is Chaotic Good. His followers include scribes, paladins, druids, and the falsely imprisoned. The domains he is associated with are Change, Truth, Freedom, and Darkness. His favored weapon is the cat-o-nine tails.

>>6591363
Perhaps the Quicksilver Prince of the Universe is more to your liking?

His domains include glamour, awe, glory, love, and justice. He gifted to mortals the magic of stories and the manliness of a good moustache.

The god of undeath and wealth, Keith Richards is worshiped by necromancers and ambitious or unscrupulous professionals of all stripes. He is True Neutral and associated with the domains of Death, Healing, and Luck. His favored weapon is the syringe.

The god of travel and the past, Bruce Dickinson, is neutral. His followers include historians, academics, dreamers and travellers of all kinds. The domains he is associated with are Courage, Knowledge, Time, Travel. His favoured weapon is the spear.

The god of traditional values, Elvis Presley, is lawful good. His followers include paladins, good fighters and the common man. The domains he is associated with are Law, Good, War and Protection. His favored weapon is the longsword.

>>6591397
You think if I wrote him a letter he'd let me smoke his ashes when he dies? You'd just get fucking GONE.

>>6591354

hmm... why is he a bit out of place here? Oh yeah, this is a legendary musicians thread, and that guy is just some fucko.

Anyway, Bruce Springsteen for Neutral Good amirite?

The god of peace and good will, John Lennon, is neutral good. His followers include elves, gnomes, pacifists and druids. The domains he is associated with are Good, Earth, Plant and Travel. His favorite weapon is the quarterstaff.

>>6591414

>Plant

I lol'd.

>>6591411
>lead singer of Prodigy
>just some fucko

Get out.

The god of dreams, Mike Oldfield, is neutral. He is worshipped by artists, inventors and those struck by inspiration. The domains he is associated with are Dream, Fate, Illusion and Trickery. His symbol is a tubular bell.

>>6591397

Should be neutral evil, otherwise good. I am so basing my next lich on Keith Richards.

The god of unwanted romance and minor annoyances that you just can't seem to ignore, Rick Astley is worshiped both by desperate suitors in secret, and by the women hoping to get rid of them. He is chaotic neutral, is never gonna give you up, and is associated with the domains of Madness, Love, and Liberation. His favored weapon is the spiked chain.

Manowar! The Gods of Metal.. !!

What musician do halflings worship?

Alien Overgod of Music.

>>6591426
>His favored weapon is the spiked chain.
Lol'd

>>6591430
Tiny Tim?

>>6591417

uh... exactly.

Bowie. Johnny Cash. Elvis. Motorhead. Daft Punk. Ozzy. Keith Richards... yeah, that dude can't hang here, sorry fag. Enjoy being a pathetic fucking teenager stuck in the 90's who can't dress for shit.

>>6591440

We need some goddesses in here.

>>6591445
Okay, so Daft Punk, a pair of French electronica dudes, are able to hang out, but Keith Flint, leader of an influential British band from the early nineties, isn't allowed?

Next you'll say that Chromeo is allowed in but Gene Simmons can fuck right off.

>>6591426
Lol'd hard.

>>6591429

The Men of War are a legendary band of heroes, travelling the world and the planes beyond in the quest for 'the ultimate metal'. Sages believe that this metal does not physically exist but is perhaps a manifestation of the Dragon Force, an otherworldly force that may be channelled by vibrating threads of steel at the correct speed.

>>6591430
Dio. It can only be Dio.

OP here, this is shaping up to be a pretty neat pantheon. We are in desperate need of some evil gods, we haven't got a single lawful evil one so far, for example.

Bob Dylan is the true neutral god of inspiration, travel and history. His followers include bards, monks and scholars. The domains he is associated with are Knowledge, Travel, Luck and Trickery.

The god of changing times, of greater futures, and of poetic creation in all things, Bob Dylan is true neutral. Freedom, Community, Time, and Fate are his associated domains. His favored weapon is the scimitar.

>>6591455
Don't know if disappoint...

>>6591470
>>6591471

BOBDYLANMIND

>>6591471
>>6591470

DYLANMIND.

>>6591475
>>6591477

DOUBLEDYLANMIND

>>6591429
I'm picking Man o War as the gods' chosen enforcers and defenders. Arriving to restore balance wherever they are needed.

>>6591468
Trying to think of evils that aren't in the black or death metal scenes.

>>6591451

Someone do Bjork.

>>6591433
SOMEONE PROPERLY WRITE UP THIS
MOTHER OF GOD

>>6591473

Then I have succeeded.

I wasn't trying to say that DF are some sort of uber group (they're ok, shame they can't play well live), just that their name does sound like some kind of mystical power rather than a group.

After all, gods do not exist in a vacuum, they have legends and myths, heroes and villains as well.

Perhaps tales are still told of the great Hendrix and Elvis, Those Who Came Before and forged the world from nothingness.

Or the sad tale of how the Moon died, it's sad face ever-more shining down on the world in memory.

The god of knowledge and curiosity, John Linnell is worshiped by teachers, intellectuals, and individuals with a streak of wonderment for the world they live in. He is neutral good and is associated with the domains of Mind, Air, and Creation. His favored weapon is the crossbow.

>>6591486
Say. Am I the only person who finds her inexpressibly creepy looking? I think she has perfect facial symmetry.

Judas, supreme elemental god of Metal.
Priests of judas have access to the Metal, music and awesome domains.

>>6591490
This.
Hendrix not getting a proper write-up?
Fucking Heresy.

GLORY AND FAME
BLOOD IS OUR NAME
SOULS FULL OF THUNDER
HEARTS OF STEEL
KILLERS OF MEN
OF WARRIORS FRIEND
SWORN TO AVENGE OUR FALLEN BROTHERS
TO THE END

>>6591484

The goddess of sorrow and madness, Emilie Autumn is Lawful Evil. Her followers include necromancers and the vengeful. The domains associated with her are Death, Freedom, Strength, and Destruction. Her favored weapon is the rapier.

The shapeshifting god of madness, Aphex Twin, is chaotic evil. His followers include murderers and madmen. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Chaos, Death and Destruction. His favored weapon is the scythe.

archived for awesome

>>6591494

Dude she is perfect. But the experience of being the only perfect being in a flawed and broken world has driven her completely and irredeemably batshit insane.

Stat me.

>>6591520
and me.

>>6591505
>>6591490

I was gonna do it but then that guy nominated him for Overgod so I focused my efforts elsewhere (>>6591347 >>6591397 >>6591426 >>6591493).

Bitches don't know 'bout my cockguitar.

>>6591527
Do it anyway.
One line saying "overgod" isn't enough, no matter how right that is!

>>6591312

Properly writing these up.

The twin gods of constructs, Daft Punk, are lawful neutral. Their followers include robots and dance-golems. The domains they are associated with are Law and Magic. Their favored weapon is flail.

>>6591358
I propose a mate for Lemmy. Lita Ford. Neutral good. Goddess of art and hardcore sex. She acts as a tempering influence on Lemmy, keeping him from changing the world into a spiky metal racetrack built on oversized amps.

The god of control and conquering, Dr. Steel is True Evil. His followers include conquerers and warlords. The domains he is associated with are War, Strength, Knowledge and Destruction. His favored weapon is the warhammer.

>>6591508
...Onward into the heart of battle
Fought the sons of Odin
Outnumbered many times
Still
they fought on
Blood poured fourth from their wounds
Deep into the earth
Vultures waited for the broken shells
That once were bodies
But Odin alone would choose the day
They would enter Valhalla
And in their hour of need
He sent forth unto them THE BERSERKER RAGE
NOW GODS AND MEN
THEY ROSE UP FROM THE GROUND
SCREAMING LIKE WILD ANIMALS
SUCH IS THE GIFT OF ULTIMATE POWER
NO BLADE OR WEAPON WOULD HARM THEM
THEY KILLED MEN AND HORSES ALIKE
AND ALL THOSE WHO STOOD BEFORE THEM DIED THAT DAY

HAIL, GODS OF WAR!!!!!

>>6591537
You forgot bitching about Joss Whedon stealing his totally original do not steal "mad scientist played for laughs" idea.

>>6591460
The patron god of Halflings, Ronnie James Dio, is both Lawful Evil and Neutral Good, depending on the opinion of the Halfling in question, representing his duality in nature, both advocating strength and self-serving feats of glory balanced with cautionary tales of the pitfalls of self-aggrandizing and overzealotry.
His followers include bards, champions and outspoken leaders, who will often leave offerings to shrines of great cats to gain his favor. The domains he is associated with are Force, Law, Sonic and Chaos. His favored weapon is the Great Mace. His symbol is a pair of spiraling horns.

>>6591524
Better pic.
This was him with his daughter a few weeks before he died of a drug overdose. ;_;

Sting. Neutral Good. God of storytelling and archiver of lore. Versed in several hundred instrumental weapons, but interested primarily in preserving a record of the past.

>>6591537
His favored weapon isn't specified, but it ALWAYS looks like a toy.

The goddess of deceit, lust and debauchery, Lady Gaga is Neutral Evil. She is worshiped by prostitutes, transvestites and con men. The domains she is associated with are Darkness, Illusion and Trickery. Her favorite weapon is the Disco Stick.

That's it, I am so going to play a paladin of Elvis Presley the next time I create a character. With the hairstyle and everything.

>>6591565
Not allowed in a pantheon built on music, sorry. Same goes for Tokio Hotel and its members.

ITT: way too much pop-shit

The god of complexity, W.A.Mozart, is lawful neutral.
Domains are Order, Law, Perfection
Followers are craftsmen and organizers, they at times seem to be unhealthily focused on the perfection of their work
favoured weapon is the dire flail

>>6591565
Doesn't she go out of her way to look like a fucking ugly tramp whore?

>>6591571
>wait for it

>>6591533

Your wish is my command.

Jimi Hendrix is the god of Awesome and All That Aannot be Conceived. He is True Neutral and according to legend is a kind of mentor to the gods, though there is no record of him ever intervening in any conflict. His domains (and favored weapon) are not precisely known because he neither seeks nor accepts mortals into his service, and any other avenues of divine contact attempted with him typically result in either apotheosis or, more commonly, spontaneous combustion, but they are popularly postulated to be either "All" or "Fire, Magic, Mind, and Creation."

>>6591571
I don't know, I'm thinking of the classical performers as being similar to the Titans. Overthrown by the current pantheon. I'd go with Wagner as the titan that betrayed them, training the new pantheon in the ways of music, and helping them to develop rock.

The god of Coolness and change, Miles Davis is True Neutral. His followers include Sorcerers, Bards and Rogues. The domains he is associated with are knowlegde, magic, being angry and all types of jazz. His favourative weapon is the instrument.

>>6591571
Beethoven as Lawful Evil please.

>>6591582

*Cannot

>>6591589
>beethoven
>lawful
>laughing_elf.jpg

>>6591586
>His favored weapon is the blowgun.

>>6591589
Seconded.

>>6591594
He was strict, domineering, controlling, and demanded perfection. Sounds more Lawful Evil than Neutral or Chaotic.

This really has so much potential, we could do the classical geniuses such as Mozart and Beethoven as the elder gods, while some of the newer and not quite as legendary ones like Keith Flint could be demigods.

>>6591590
Glorious Neckbeard, where hast thou been!

The goddess of madness and feminism, Tori Amos, is Chaotic Neutral. Her followers include lunatics, feminazis and people who make no fucking sense. The domains she is associated with are Madness, Trickery, Travel and Lust. Her holy symbol is whatever shiny thing last caught the priest's eye.

Toriian spells:

Unintelligibility
Illusion
Level: Cleric 6
Components: V, S, DF
Casting Time: 1 Standard Action
Range: Personal
Target: You
Duration 1 min./level

Your speech becomes completely unintelligible. Your dictation turns to mush, you mumble, and what you say makes no sense. Those hearing your mumbled nonsense must make a Will Save or find it to be deep and meaningful and develop a temporary fanaticism for you that they will later feel stupid about.

(I like Tori Amos and all, but goddamn.)

The god of mimicry and insanity, Weird Al is Chaotic Neutral. His followers include the insane, poets, and jesters. The domains he is associated with are Trickery, Chaos, Madness, and Craft. His favored weapon is the unarmed attack or improvised weapon.

>>6591606

Not posting for a week or two due to being extremely busy, and then posting a lot spread over this whole last night due to withdrawl?

>>6591599
true, but then his music is insanely chaotic

>>6591611
He's the Xom of this pantheon.

I've got this idea brewing now for several pantheons representing different genres all vying for supremacy, and a world that shifts as one side or another achieves some measure of dominance. Barbed wire thorn bushes suddenly sprouting bleeding roses as the goth pantheon strikes a blow against the metal pantheon... It'd be awesome for storytelling.

>>6591613
Oh well I guess that makes sense, sort of. Not at all, perhaps a little.

>>6591620
"Yankovic is amused!"

>>6591619
It makes for an odd distinction. Likely, this sort of Pantheon's followers would view the musical works as the litanies, but attempts to follow the chaotic form of his music would no doubt infuriate Beethoven and draw his ire.

A lesser diety of drunkenness and grim determination against all despair, Hound Dog Taylor is worshiped by prisoners, beggars, and other hopeless. His self-inflicted severed sixth finger is an artifact of legendary power. He is neutral good and is associated with the domains of Endurance and Madness. His favored weapon is the sickle.

Wagner as god of tyranny and fascism ?

>>6591677

Awesome. He's lawful evil with the favored weapon longsword. Domains law, evil and tyranny.

we should have Satriani too

>>6591611
The god of science and mimicry, Tom Lehrer is Lawful Neutral. Hif followers include inventors, jestors, and gnomes. His followers have always had a friendly rivalry with those of Weird Al. His domains include Law, Force, and Craft. His favored weapon is the whip.

Some legends for your consideration: Al Jolson, Frank Sinatra, Benny Goodman, George Gershwin, Igor Stravinsky, JS Bach, Billie Holiday, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, Diana Ross, Elton John, Phil Collins, William Shatner

>>6591753
>William Shatner
oh dear gwhlfskd
the Snarl from the order of the stick?

A Demigoddess of Love and Experimentation, Regina Spektor, is Neutral Good. Her followers include scholars, artists, and gravediggers. The domains associated with her are Love, Hope, Creation, and Change. Her favored weapon is the Longbow.

The god of wilderness, life and joy, Vivaldi is chaotic good. His followers include elves, druids and hunters. The domains he is associated with are Earth, Air and Creation. His favored weapon is the bow.

>>6591750
damnit... forgot he was Jewish. Unintentional racism is unintentional.

>>6591770

I was gonna write one up for her. :)

>>6591794
Please still do if you had any better ideas for her.

>>6591571
>Order
>Law
>Perfection
>Mozart

... You don't know anything about the man, do you?

If anything, he's just a god of natural talent and raging hormones.

>>6591830
he probably went by the characteristics of his music

>>6591830
seconded

A god of juxtaposed opposites, satire and bitter humor, Voltaire is True Neutral. His followers include cynics, philosophers, and those odd people who want to be vampires. The domains he is associated with are Law, Chaos, Darkness, Light, Good, and Evil. His favored weapon is the shortbow.

>>6591840
Forgot mah pic.

>>6591840
Man I love the music he makes

Gods of Chaos, Trickery, and Madness, Lordi are Chaotic Neutral. Their favored weapon is the mace.

I'd like to see Sabaton, Hammerfall, and Spinal Tap done here, too.

>>6591860
SABATON? FUCK YEAH

>>6591842
eww, what a faggot chest, it looks like he waxes that shit.

The god of efficiency and frugality, Eric Clapton is lawful neutral. He's worshiped by artisans, farmers and common folk. His favored weapon is the axe.

Frank Sinatra is the Neutral Good god of... oh, Me. I don't know what.

>>6591925
I know, I know... but his music is kick-ass.

>>6591537
>His favored weapon is doomsday laser.
FIFY

>>6591936

Fathers.

The god of romance, obscure knowledge, and learning, Johnathan Coulton, is neutral good. His followers include lonely, socially inept young men and people with high Intelligence. The domains he is associated with are Knowledge, Good, Creation, and Travel. His favored weapon is the repeating crossbow.

John Bonham is the god of time, rhythm and decay. He's chaotic neutral. He's worshiped by dragons, giants and all sorts of awesome beings. The domains he is associated with are Magic, Strength and Destruction. His favored weapon is the warhammer.

Once a defender of the weak and helpless, Bono has succumbed to the whispers of even greater power.
He is now secretly a god of greed, still worshiped by thousands of erstwhile followers although it is plain to see his music has been tainted and he has been blinded by his lust.

His domains are Tyranny, Trickery, and Travel.
Once Neutral good, he is now True Neutral quickly sliding towards evil.
His favorite weapon is anything that holds an edge.

The Johns are merry tricksters with a song always upon their lips and love in their hearts for everything and everyone. They are gods of the eclectic; their domains shifting constantly other than those of Chaos, Knowledge, and Good.
They have no set temples, no official worshipers; anyone who loves song or knowledge contributes to their worship.
Their favored weapon are their hands.

The god of beer and sorrow, Zakk Wylde is Chaotic Neutral. His followers include minstrels, barkeepers, mercenaries, and gravekeepers. His domains are Chaos, Strength, Beer, and Death. His favored weapon is the broken bottle.

Need more lawful dudes in here, and Neutral Evil too.

The god of likeability, pipes, tea, banter and soothing, Stephen Fry is neutral good. His followers include gentlemen, father/uncle figures and charismatic men who use banter to win the hearts of men. The domains he is associated with are Charm, Good, Nobility and Community. His favored weapon is the dart.

massive attack as lawful neutral gods of meditation ?

Also, we should set all metal bands as the titans, frost giants, or something of the such, making a less complicated mythology

>>6591354
nothing against flint and maxim, but if your making prodigy (and you should) its Liam who's the deity

>>6592365
this means Hugh Laury has to be at least a hero in this Pantheon

>>6592298
you are small time

>>6592386
Making him another God might be cool.

But I'm too lazy.

>>6592324

Problem is that Rock 'n' Roll isn't too lawful a business.

>>6592420
i was thinkin alot of these techno and electro bands (twin daft, nin, prodigy, kmfdm) should be lawful. As crazy as some of their music gets its always a very sterile and controlled environment, even live.

>>6592439
you could also throw producers like dre and rubin into the lawful camp, since they really dont create they just perfect whats already out there

>>6592402
Sorry, I don't speak dead-anese

>>6592511
watch your tongue boy. What I have made I can unmake

Jimmy Page, wizardry, research and excess. Chaotic Neutral, worshipped by dragons, wizards and sorcerers but also by many fighters. Domains are magic, knowledge and destruction.

Allied with John Bonham, Robert Plant and John Paul Jones as the Hammer of the Gods.

>>6592583
who the fuck's afraid of zombies anyway

we had a thread like this a few months ago, except it contrasted rock-gods with comic gods. I prefer a pantheon based on comic book heroes/villains, but here's my take on a rock god:

King David (Pic related). Chaotic Neutral god of drunkenness, belligerence, sins, pirates, and patron of the people of the distant island of Ay'Re'Land. His domains are War, Booze, Community, and Chaos.

>>6592746
forgot the pic and favored weapon: claymore/greatsword.

Don't you know, David Bowie is everyone and everything. David Bowie is every alignment, and every entry in the monster manual.

>>6591398
Wouldn't Dickinson's preferred weapon be a saber or rapier? after all he is a fencer.

>>6592784
David Bowie is Aboleth?

>>6592850
Silly Anon, Bowie is whatever the fuck he wants to be.

>>6592793

Makes sense. In the same vein, his preferred mount is a 747.

Mortiis, the god of isolation, despair and apathy is Lawful Evil. Listening to the dirge-like chants of his Goblin, Hobgoblin and Bugbear worshippers has been known to cause adventurers to fall on their swords in melancholy.

His domains are Law, Evil, Envy, and Watery Death. His favored weapon is the Scourge.

>>6591445
Same goes for reznor

>>6592882
SO I mean aside from the labyrinth I've always wondered if /tg/ were actual bowiephiles

>>6593120
You mean how there's no Sylvan in my game, only Bowie?

"Floo flee flaa flaa, David Bowie."
"David Bowie floo floo flee Ziggy Stardust?"
"Ziggy Stardust Thin White Duke!"

I shit you not. Conversations have gone on like this, in-game.

>>6593120
I played a Bard named Ziggy Stardust once. I used that build for bards that revolves around replacing saving throws with perform checks.

The Patron God of love, Androgyny, and Excess the Molko is Chaotic Neutral. The gender of the molko has never been discovered. The Molko's prefer'd weapon is the Bastard Sword.

>>6593136
Just checking, strangely I got into bowie through Deathrock...I guess thats not really such a stretch though what with all the glam...

>>6593110
NiN is well-known enough that Johnny Cash did a cover version of one of their songs.

>>6591400
>traditional values
>Elvis Presley

You're kidding, right?

>>6593216
how the fuck could more than a hundred posts be made before someone picked up on this?

The god of harmony and dance, Michael Jackson is neutral good. His followers include all entertainers. The domains he is associated with are Peace, Magic, Unity, and Love. His favored weapon is the unarmed attack or improvised weapon.

>>6593214
NIN also did a thing with Bowie. Doesn't keep Reznor from being an over-rated, Egotistical POS.

>>6593241
/tg/ isn't always the sharpest tool in the shed

>>6593273

His priests are monkeys.
His sacrifices are little boys.

Klaus Nomi, the god of weirdness and unfinished business.

someone write up Alice Cooper

>>6593273
He's also the patron saint of children.

this thread is full of win and everyone who contributed to it should feel fucking awesome

>>6593136
DODS! Get the fuck off of /tg/.

mark oliver everett plox

>>6593459
No u, Brownie.

I suppose this could be slightly related. What d&d race would Hendrix God be if he wasn't human?

>>6593574
nigger

>>6593593
and then the /b/tards show up

/r/ing Rob Zombie as god of undeath

>>6593635
fuck yeah

>>6593344
seconded

>>6593273
His favoreed weapon is a humungous mecha, Sir.

>>6593635
Neutral Evil god of Death.
An uncaring deity, Rob Zombie's followers include nihilists and those who seek out mastery over undeath.
His domains include Undeath, Rot and the Decay of Cities. His favored weapon is the Sickle.

>>6593673
No, that moonwalker "robot" is just a Polymorph Self effect.

Mindless Self-Indulgence are the Gods of, appropriately, just that. Their followers consist of barbarians, anarchists, psychopaths, people on drugs, and people out for a good time. They are Chaotic Evil, and their domains are Chaos, Destruction, Madness, and Trickery.

>>6593722
Needless to say, their favored weapons are Improvised.

The god of Misanthropy, Misogyny and Sharp Wit, Pete Steele is Lawful Evil. His followers include scorned lovers, antisocial loners, and more than a few fat chicks and homosexuals who idolize him. His domains are Law, Evil, Hatred, Pain and Spite. His favored weapon is the Spiked Chain, which multiclass Bard/Clerics often attach to their lutes as straps.

arthur brown , the god of hell fire.

>>6592687
Favoured weapon is double bladed axe.

Gogol Bordello is the Chaotic Good god of wanderers. He is worshipped by vagrants, beggars, gypsies, and others displaced from their home or otherwise disenfranchised. His domains include Travel, Protection, and Luck. His favored weapon is the quarterstaff.

Someone stat Simon and Garfunkel.

>>6593863
>gypsies
>good

>>6593722
>barbarians, anarchists, psychopaths, people on drugs, and people out for a good time.

This describes the person who introduced me to M.S.I. perfectly.

That ended up not being a good thing.

The god of children and naiveté, Raffi, is lawful good. His followers include children, loving parents, teachers, and caretakers. The domains he is associated with are Love, Light, Law, Happiness, Magic, and Learning. His favored weapon is the musical instrument.

>>6593942
>his favored weapons are the bananaphone and the baby beluga

Fixed that for you.

Has this shit been archived yet?

Godspeed You! Black Emperor is the Chaotic Evil god of decay, calamity, and ruin. Worship of this god is not accepted in most cities, but there are those who praise him him in secret, usually including survivors of great disasters. His domains are Destruction, Earth, and Chaos.

>>6593942
>>6593962
ooohh lawd

Having grown up with Raffi (on vinyl LPs, mind you), I find this hysterically funny.

Bump for awesome

THE GOD... OF... UMM... BRUTAL. HIS DOMAIN IS METAL. AND BRUTAL.

Alizee, CG Goddess of Repressed Libido, Self Restraint, Excessive Lust, and doing-your-best-not-to-rape. Also Ass Dances. Domains are Lust, Community, Strength (of boners), and Protection (from Raipu). Favored Weapon is the Taser.

God of the heartlands and the everyman, Bruce Springsteen is lawful good. His followers include the common workers of every form and shape. His domains are the heartland values, and his favoured weapon is the sledgehammer.

>>6594205
I'M A COOL, ROCKIN' CLERIC OF THE U.S.AAAAAY NOOOW

>>6593784
>the god of hell fire

"Hi, god of hellfire."

>>6594168
Don't forget goddess of the sea/red goldfish/etc...

The god of dance and noise, Soulja Boy is chaotic evil. His followers include niggers, wiggers, and Counterstrike mic spammers. The domains he is associated with are Water, Destruction, Darkness, and Corruption. His favored weapon is the dagger.

Dio

NG God of Knowledge, Personal Faith, Mobs and Holy Days.

His followers include most bards, halflings, and repentant followers of the Ozzman.

One of the few gods to maintain a diety avatar, he often decends to paladins and bards in their darkest hour and leads them to a greater quest.

His perfered weapon is a long sword.

Cleric Special: While in an evil-attuned dungeon, the 'god-call' is raised to a 25% chance instead of 10, due to him assecending into goodhood from a 'holy dive'.

The god of spiders and rape, Alice Cooper is Neutral Evil. His followers include rapists, corporate executives, and entertainers. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Lust, Darkness, Madness, and Spider. His favored weapon is the Greatsword.

The goddess of peace and understanding, Lacus Clyne is neutral good. Her followers include pacifists, orphans, and soldiers wounded in conflict. Her domains are Good, Healing, and Mercy. Her favored weapon is net.

>>6594168

Yonica Babyyeah
CN goddess of Hoars and Warriors, she loves erotic dances and fuck handsome guys, old guys, nice guys, ... no fat guys, because she has boundaries, but hell remember she really,really want to blow you up.

Favored weapon: UZI

Domains: WaR,Music, Pleasure ,Luck, Courage, City ,Charm, and Chaos

God of Insanity and Joy

Lemmy, God of 'The Fuck?'

CN, domains of Sex, Death, and Rock'n'Roll

His followers include men with strange facial hair, angry calvary, and gamblers.

Cleric Special Ability: The Negative effects of the Deck of Many Things affect the nearest person instead of the cleric.

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>>6594322
You'd think sex would be a standard feature in all American Gods by now...

>>6594328

Chaotic evil god of joy and ecstasy

>>6594328
You're now imagining a bard singing this in the middle of a fight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M

Wendy O. Goddess of 'Fuck You'.
The enemy/lover of Lemmy.

Wendy is Chaotic Evil, with the domains of Destruction, Love, Chaos, and Sex.

Her worshipers are angry, violent women, barbarians, and sexual deviants.

Cleric Special Ability: Worshipers of Wendy are able to do 1d6 piercing damage while in a grapple as their breast suddenly grow 5 inch long spikes for nipples.

>>6594299
the other chaos and evil beings (ozzy mainly) would never stand for this jerk off to exist on any plane. They kick his ass and lock him up in a shitty little studio where all he could do is broadcast a crappy late night radio show listened to by 50 year old security guards and pizza delivery boys.

Andrew W.K. is the chaotic good god of pianists, parties, and fun. His domains include Fun, Knowledge, and Time. His favored weapon is unarmed or improvised.

Cleric Special: 2/day, you may declare it is Time to Party. All creatures within 10 feet party for 1 minute/cleric level. Will negates.

THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF RUSH IN THIS THREAD

>>6594406
dud all he rules over is parties, nothing else

>>6594416
I did my part with DIO.

so, doitfaggot.jpg

>>6594422
oh wait and harder parties always party always party harder

>>6594416
>THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF RUSH IN THIS THREAD

that's because rush sucks and needs to be drown in the bagged milk of their native land.

>>6594422
I included pianists because the man is an insanely good composer and player.

>>6594457

If you're trolling, good on ya, you made me rage.

If you're not trolling, FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

>>6594508
no no its very reasonable and honestly he probably should be. But after the constant parties and the never ending quest to party harder, he simply put has no time for anything else

The gods of teen drinking and alcohol poisoning, brokenCYDE is Lawful Evil. Their followers include 16 year old girls, kids who think they are cool, and rich kids who look like they got dressed in the dark. The domains they are associated with are Madness, Trickery, Deceit, and Evil. Their favored weapon is a concealed dagger.

God of excess

Christina Amphlett is the Neutral goddess of masturbation and love. Her followers include romantics and children entering puberty. Her associated domains are Pleasure, Luck, and Growth.

>>6594531
Cleric Special Ability: You can brainwash 2d10 HD of teenagers into worshiping you 3/day. They will defend you despite not understanding why you are terrible.

>>6594519

not trolling.

now, don't get me wrong here, i'm not one of those folks who will tell you that you are a bad person for liking a certain band... but i will tell you that that band is overrated to all fucking high hell.

and don't start in with some "but they have millions of fans blah blah blah" shit. britney fucking spears has millions of fans, none of them are doing much to change my mind.

pic... i guess unrelated. whatever.

>>6594535
Cleric Special Ability: once a day you can summon 1d6+level worth of groupies and cocaine.

>>6594529
You have a good point sir...Hmm. If you want to edit my entry, feel free to do so.

OH DEAR.

>>6594567

I personally love the music but I can see why somebody wouldn't.

That said, they are VERY overrated at times.

Varg Vikernes

NE god of fire, magic, blasphemy, and darkness. Worshipped primarily by arsonists, murderers, lunatics, and those disenchanted by other gods.

Domains: Evil, Fire, Hatred, Magic
Favored weapon: Dagger
Cleric special: Clerics get +1 to saves against divine magic from other gods.

>>6594618
clearly a case of "so obvious that nobody thought of it", which is a damn shame.

>>6594623
don't sweat it. i listen to everclear, for fuck's sake. i know damn well that every song sounds the same... i just happen to like that ONE song.

The gods of logic and mysticism, Rush, are True Neutral. Their followers include scholars and the aging. The domains they are associated with are Knowledge, and Magic. Their favored weapon is the three-section staff.

>>6594205
> heartland values
BTW, isn't he from New Jersey?

wow, this many posts and Alice Cooper has yet to be written up as a god in 3.5

>>6594849

aye, springsteen is from jersey. heartland would be mellancamp.

honestly, the two are indistinguishable from each other. they are doing the exact same songs with the exact same messages, but one is aiming at the city folk and the other is aiming at the rural folk.

>>6594993
see
>>6594299

>>6595032
ok

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>>6591470
Tom Morello, avatar of Bob Dylan.

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>>6594531
These aren't gods. They are the lords of madness. They are at constant war with the gods.

I'm seeing lack of avatars. Not everyone can be a god. Also, WHO FORGOT KURT COBAIN? Come on people. Also, Stevie Wonder/Ray Charles. They deserve a spot.

Would the Trans Siberian Orchestra be considered angels and celestials?

Unicorn Dream Attack is not a god yet. He is more like a monk. An ascetic when it comes to the world of music.

William Shatner. Neutral good God of spoken word. His followers include great Orators. The domains he is associated with are Knowledge, Magic, Good, Sun, and Travel. His favored weapon is the sap or unarmed attack.

>>6595321
I'd put all orchestras as hive mind gods.

>>6591184
Do Tupac and Biggie.

The god of enigma and the bizarre, Buckethead, is Chaotic Neutral. His followers include the insane, the hermits, and those who put their craft before their own vanity. The domains he is associated with are Chaos, Mystery, the Unknown, and Truth. His favored weapon is the broadsword.

The god of throwing feces at people, sticking things in your ass, and getting fucked up, GG Allin favours no class, no alignment.

>>6595517

humanoid turds? are we statting beasts out for monster manual XXXI now?

The god of poetry, drinking, incoherent answers, and dentures, Shane Macgowan is chaotic good and favours only bards after their fifth ale in a row.

>>6595627
The god of poetry, drinking, incoherent answers, and dentures, Shane Macgowan is chaotic good and favours only bards after their fifth ale in a row.

>>6595643

god damn i hate the irish.

David Brock: the God of exploration, myth and legend, technology, entertainers and precognition, is Chaotic Neutral. His followers include musicians, planeswalkers, sorcerers, explorers and aged hippies. The domains he is associated with are Freedom, Chaos, Creation, Change and Trickery. His favourite weapon is the Sandcaster.

bump

>>6594322
>Hoars.
But... that means people's dicks will fall off from frostbite when she fucks them.