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    169 KB Slug Quest 8 Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:01 No.6595851  
    http://4chan.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=slug

    Slug Quest is resuming. You were a slug. You discovered you were a slug with gifts. You know that you possess the following gifts – you can assimilate the genetics of animals that you consume, you can evolve using these genetics and your own experience at a rapid rate, you are capable of telepathy and of course, you are sentient. So far, you’ve been faced by various trials. You currently have nine children, three of whom you have designated “soldiers” (one of whom is an adept swimmer, another with excellent hearing and a larger, armoured one), all of whom are between eight and ten inches long and six of whom are odd, finned slugs that are approximately six inches long.

    You are fifteen inches long and eight inches tall. You’re the size and general shape of a pug. A pug with half of its face melted off, four bulbous eyes, a pair of malformed clawed arms folded into its chest, vicious webbed claws, powerful jumping legs, a harpoon tongue, web spinnerets and a mean attitude. You possess no fur, but instead you have a tough, rubbery hide, that is a sort of pinkish colour.

    The current situation is an odd one. Your home was recently invaded by a human and its dog. You managed to kill the malnourished, starving dog – but its human owner has come to mourn its death. You are currently hiding in your home – a small tube barely large enough to contain you if you walk in at your full height. You’re approximately sixty inches in, with the rest of your kind – the starved, ragged-looking human currently isn’t aware of your presence.

    Action?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:07 No.6595910
    What is the flaw made of... is tunneling an option?

    If not; send smaller children to attempt to sneak out one at a time. Then follow myself.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:07 No.6595922
    >>6595910
    *FLOOR

    GODDAMNIT I HAVENT SLEPT
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:09 No.6595943
    >>6595910
    PVC surrounded by concrete. Digging is not an option.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:10 No.6595953
    WOAH SHIT I THOUGHT THIS DIED TWO WEEKS AGO
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:11 No.6595957
    aw fuck. Slug Quest comes back and I have a date in 45 minutes.

    Y u do dis ting, bio? ;_;
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:11 No.6595958
    >>6595943
    Stealth one by one then.
    >> Rondar Sandybags 11/06/09(Fri)18:11 No.6595961
    FUCK YEAH SLUG QUEST
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:12 No.6595972
    >>6595957
    Go on your date and make sweet, sweet love to your woman. I demand it.
    >>6595953
    Apparently someone wanted this back. So, I decided to start again, now that I have got an external keyboard for my laptop.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:12 No.6595976
    Wait until the human bends down to inspect his dog's corpse, then jump on his back and drive your harpoon into the base of his skull, severing his spine and hopefully killing him instantly.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:13 No.6595980
    >>6595958
    Is this course of action agreed?
    >> Firstquest 11/06/09(Fri)18:14 No.6595984
    FUCK YEAR SLUGQUEEESST

    Brb after I cook tacos.
    >> Slugbrain Prometheus 11/06/09(Fri)18:15 No.6595993
    >>6595980
    I feel I was being too cautious.

    I now agree with >>6595976
    after sending two spawn outside to preserve the gene pool,
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:16 No.6596017
    >>6595993
    >>6595976
    Two votes for assaulting human. Preparing post. If anyone is against this course of action, please say so now.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:17 No.6596031
    God this is such an asshole move, trying to murder a hobo while he's mourning his faithful dog.
    >> General Malcolm Granger !tdu/XtyVrs 11/06/09(Fri)18:20 No.6596056
    >>6596031
    humans are evil, they must DIE, DIE, DIE AND FINALY DIE
    >> Cloverslug ಠ_ಠ !!WmutByiQXK+ 11/06/09(Fri)18:22 No.6596074
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    FUCK I REMEMBER THIS.

    What happened since we killed Schmahkah?
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:24 No.6596098
    “Stay back, my children – except for two of you. Two shall escape to preserve our race, in case I fall.”

    You elect a pair of children mentally – two of the finned slugs. They will sneak away and they will attempt to thrive in adverse conditions if anything happens to you. If you succeed, they will rejoin you and the rest of your group. They are the first out – they crawl from the hole, flopping on the floor and slithering away and hiding in the disgusting refuse that exists in the sewers.

    You emerge from the tunnel, crawling slowly towards the entrance – then with a one and a two and a three, you jump, with all your might, leaping through the air. You crash into the human’s back, clawing at his shoulders and trying to latch on – but before you can use your harpoon, he flails wildly and despite the fact he is a hobo, he is far stronger than you are. You’re flung off, your momentum sending you rolling through the sewage. You manage to claw your way to the surface of the liquid filth, only to find a crazed human wailing at the top of its lungs, trying to eliminate the threat to it – by raising its boot above you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:25 No.6596113
    fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

    okay never mind run
    >> Cloverslug ಠ_ಠ !!WmutByiQXK+ 11/06/09(Fri)18:26 No.6596118
    >>6596098

    Harpoon to the throat. If we cant reach that far (wasn't it 3 or 5 feet long?) Then spear him through the foot. Avoid being stepped on at all costs!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:27 No.6596121
    >>6596074
    We killed a hobo's dog and now we are trying to kill the Hobo.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:27 No.6596122
    >>6596098
    I WILL CWUSH THEM BENEATH MY BOOT.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:27 No.6596125
    >>6596074
    You've become larger and stronger, although you sacrificed your limited chitin. You had twelve - or thirteen children remaining, you can't quite remember. Three children have died. Two to this dead dog, one to a cat. Six children are still fin slugs, as they were when you spawned them. Three children became soldiers, but their evolution was uncontrolled - one became a swimmer, one became a scout, one became a tank.
    You've also got a small herd of six tame rats hidden in the back of your tunnel.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:27 No.6596128
    I've just noticed that from the hobo's perspective this is like a bad B movie
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:28 No.6596134
    >>6596128
    Well from our perspective is a heroic epic of self-discovery.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:29 No.6596146
    >>6596118
    Oh, also, in recent events:
    - You've managed to kill and eat some carp, along with the rest of your children.
    - You've tried to "siren call" prey to you - which resulted in you drawing a group of stray cats - and the human and his dog, which scared them off.
    >> Slugbrain Prometheus 11/06/09(Fri)18:30 No.6596149
    >>6596031
    Harpoon hobo throat! Can't reach that? Groin. Can't reach that? Boot.
    Hope the sludge beneath us is soft and thick enough to minimise squishidge if we fail.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:31 No.6596156
    >>6596118
    >>6596113
    One vote for getting the fuck out.
    One vote for attempting to spear the throat or attempting to spear the foot, priority in that order, and attempting to avoid the foot.

    Anyone else?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:31 No.6596161
    >>6596149
    Stab him in the grion?

    I like that.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:32 No.6596174
    >>6596161
    Agreed to stabing in groin.

    And jump on his face if he falls over.

    otherwise, pray
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:32 No.6596176
    >>6596156
    Hobo throat
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:33 No.6596181
    >>6596174
    >>6596161
    >>6596149
    Four votes for offense. Initiating Operation Groinstab.
    Post if you object.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:33 No.6596191
    If we get our harpoon in him, we won't kill him but we'll be tethered to him and he'll flail about and possible smash us against the walls.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:34 No.6596200
    >>6596191
    I think a harpoon to the balls is going to be more debilitating than you think.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:34 No.6596204
    >>6596156
    Aim for his anus, grappling his insides ripping them out through his anus.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:35 No.6596210
    >>6596200
    We're fucked if he's got a hobo knife.
    >> Cloverslug ಠ_ಠ !!WmutByiQXK+ 11/06/09(Fri)18:37 No.6596235
    >>6596210

    If a slug had just speared me in the testicles, my mind wouldnt scream "GET A KNIFE" it would scream "WHATTHEFUCKRUNAWAYFUCKFUCKFUCK"
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:39 No.6596266
    >>6596235
    I have a hunch if you had your testicles pierced by some kind of alien creature your mind wouldn't be screaming much of anything other than AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:39 No.6596268
    You desperately try to crawl back, defensively baring your teeth, opening your hideously fanged mouth and bearing your needle-like tongue at the human. Suddenly, the harpoon shoots out and the calcium dart goes flying towards the groin. Of course, due to the motion of the man, you miss the groin, catching him just above the right side of his coxal bone. He lets out a cry of pain in response.

    The boot comes crashing down. Before you realize it, one of your hind legs is caught beneath it and is immediately crushed. Bone becomes nothing more than messy splinters contained within the skin of your leg. The limb can only be described as useless, and trapped beneath the gigantic weight of a human – that is busy reaching down to clutch his abdominal region. Your harpoon is still stuck in the human.

    Action?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:40 No.6596284
    >>6596268
    Fuck. What are our kids doing?
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:42 No.6596301
    >>6596284
    A pair of them are worriedly observing from the distance of the tunnel, hiding at a safe distance, so they may escape.

    Swimmer, Scout and Tank - as well as your four other finslugs - are hiding in your hive tunnel.
    >> Cloverslug ಠ_ಠ !!WmutByiQXK+ 11/06/09(Fri)18:42 No.6596303
    >>6596268

    Rinse, repeat. Maybe we'll peirce the great big blood vessel in his thigh, and he'll bleed out. As soon as he lifts his foot up, drag our half-broken ass to some water. We can swim with a broken leg better than we can run, and he cant follow us.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:42 No.6596308
    >>6596268
    Get the kids in on the action aside from the two runners. He's plenty distracted, a group effort should take him down.
    >> Slugbrain Prometheus 11/06/09(Fri)18:44 No.6596325
    >>6596268
    Call in the rats.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:45 No.6596338
    >>6596325
    I think rats'll work better, at least as a distraction.

    THEN MORE GROIN STABBING.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:45 No.6596344
    >>6596303
    >>6596308
    >>6596325
    One for rinse and repeat.
    One for get the kids.
    One for get the rats.

    Any others?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:45 No.6596348
    GET A PEG-LEG, BECOME SLUG PIRATEZ!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:45 No.6596350
    what the fuck are you guys doing? We've got soldier kids that could be helping us but instead we're trying to solo this guy?

    Get them out here so we can hunt as a pack like we were supposed to be doing! Surround us and protect us now that we've got a fucked up leg, remove harpoon, aim at throat, fuck him up! If the throat is a miss then hit his fucking face! If we can't get to his face/throat then hit his groin or the inside of his leg to open up that major artery. He'll bleed out quick and die and if we die then our kids can om nom nom the human, dog, and cat bodies around us.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:47 No.6596375
    >>6596350
    >>6596344
    >>6596338
    ... Fuck it, going for a combination of all three then.
    Any objections?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:48 No.6596384
    >>6596344
    I'm for calling in rats, at least to distract and die in our place if our harpooning attacks fail.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:48 No.6596389
    Get my children to surround him and attack
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:49 No.6596396
    >>6596375
    Nope, attack away.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:49 No.6596401
    >>6596375

    Let's do this!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:49 No.6596402
    >>6596375
    not from me
    >> Slugbrain Prometheus 11/06/09(Fri)18:49 No.6596403
    >>6596375
    Sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:50 No.6596413
    We really need to take out this fucking hobo. Now that he knows about us, he might try and tell other humans! I doubt anyone would believe him, but still! He might come back with more hobos! We could have an entire hobo brigade suddenly breathing down our necks, armed with terrible sticks and bring more and more malnourished war dogs with them!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:51 No.6596434
    YOU RECOIL YOUR TONGUE AND SLICE THE AQUILLES TENDON
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:55 No.6596482
    >>6596413
    ...and thus the world would be saved by a gang of malnourished and down trodden hobos, their actions never to be properly known, their battles never recorded, never to be told to the outside known? The world shall never have known of the dire enemies they faced, the mouth harpoon, the acid spit?

    That sounds like a really good fucking premise for a campaign or a story or some shit.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)18:56 No.6596490
    Before the giant can do anything about the harpoon, you tear it out and back into your mouth with a tiny fragment of flesh. A feeble morsel – nothing that could grant you evolutionary material. However, the titan also withdraws his weapon, raising his foot once more. You use this to your advantage, managing to slip away and gain some minor cover amongst the filth, unfortunately, your body is no longer small enough to be so easily submerged – you’re visible to the human, even if just barely.

    Filthy water is pulverised by the foot as the frenzied beast desperately tries to crush you. For a second, you pause, turning around to try and harpoon the groin once more. Your fanged maw opens, revealing your menacing tongue and – smack. You go flying as the human hits you with incredibly force, booting you into a wall. Ribs are crushed and stars are flying in your head. Fuck, that hurt. Every movement hurts, with the pain threatening to incapacitate you. Fuck this, time to call in the cavalry. You call for the aid of your soldiers and inserting thoughts into the rats? Well, that’s easy at this stage.

    “Hungry.”
    “Hungry?”
    “HUNGRY!”
    A tide of six vermin rustle out of the tunnel frantically, rushing towards the scent of blood and the bleeding human as he closes in for the kill, telepathically pushed on by you. They rush up the inside of his pants, one of them being smashed by his foot while the rest tear at and gnaw at his flesh. One of your soldiers – the more athletic swimmer – even manages to leap on his back, tearing and chewing at his flesh. However, the rest, fearing their deaths and being crushed by the giant’s feet, do not approach.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:59 No.6596529
    >>6596490
    While he is destracted urge on the swimmer, put shame in the one that stayed, and slice at him again with the tongue... there is no retreat from this! He must die!
    >> Slugbrain Prometheus 11/06/09(Fri)18:59 No.6596532
    >>6596490
    Attempt to aid the assault by telepathically muddying the humans mind... don't need to control, just intefere. Not sure if we've tried this in a previous game and found it doesnt work; my apologies if this is the case.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:59 No.6596535
    Get back on him! Help our child! If we can make a big enough hole in the guy, try and crawl in his flesh.

    HE HAS HUGE GUTS

    RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:01 No.6596553
    >>6595851
    >evolve


    thread hidden
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:01 No.6596560
    >>6596553
    Your loss.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:02 No.6596565
    >>6596532
    >>6596529
    One vote for psychic reward and punishment, along with harpoon.
    One vote for psychic bombardment.
    >>6596535
    One vote for melee attack.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:03 No.6596581
    Spit acid into the water creating a thin veil of toxic mist that you can hide amongst for a short amount of time.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:03 No.6596583
    >>6596553
    Hard science was never my strong point.
    Sage because this post contains no valid input.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:03 No.6596588
    >>6596581
    You are incapable of vomit. Something to do with traits that you've gained from rats.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:04 No.6596595
    >>6596532
    We can't really affect creatures that large, we tried to affect a dog once and it didn't work. WE should urge on the others and aim for vital areas if possible.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:04 No.6596599
    Do them all, start with muddling, then reinforce, then strike.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:05 No.6596606
    >>6596581
    Haven't we lost our acid spit for the harpoon?

    In any case, we need to get to a safer place (probably the hobo's back, in that area nobody can reach) before trying anything psychic.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:05 No.6596613
    >>6596599
    seconding
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:05 No.6596615
    >>6596565
    We are not in good shape here, let's phone this one in and act as support. Harpoon if the opportunity presents itself, but stay out of reach.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:06 No.6596619
    >>6596599
    Telepathy takes effort.
    Either reinforcement or bombardment.
    Make a choice.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:07 No.6596626
    >>6596619
    Muddle muddle
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:07 No.6596630
    Reinforce them, we're hurt and the perfect shot may not present itself to us.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:08 No.6596636
    >>6596619
    Reinforcement.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:08 No.6596637
    >>6596619
    bombardment then
    >> Slugbrain Prometheus 11/06/09(Fri)19:08 No.6596638
    >>6596619
    I vote bombardment.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:10 No.6596665
    >>6596638
    >>6596637
    >>6596636
    >>6596630
    >>6596626
    3-2 to muddling.
    Going with that then.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/06/09(Fri)19:11 No.6596679
    I can't believe I'm late.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:13 No.6596701
    >>6596679
    Hey Bill.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:16 No.6596739
    Well, you’ve had enough of being push around. Time to make this human go crazy! You begin to probe in your mind and quickly, you begin to realize just how complex it is. Even in his current state, the amount of thoughts running through the human’s skull... It’s incredible, how could he process this much information at once? It’s almost impossible to understand but you manage to latch on to one emotion that you spot, one in particular: Confusion. You promote this confusion, increasing and increasing it, bringing it higher and higher until it ranks higher than anger or sadness. Eventually, the human just had no idea what the fuck is going on.

    Confusion leads to fear.

    The wailing beast flails, trying to get rid of its attackers. It begins to remove the layer of cloth that covers its legs, tossing it away in an effort to get rid of those bastard rats. It flails wildly, desperately trying to grab them and chuck them off, one at a time. One goes flying, its brains dashed against a wall. Another rat lands in the water and tries to flee from scene, fear taking over its mind. Then, you launch your harpoon a second time, managing to hit the human between his ribs, causing the monstrous thing to cry out in pain.

    Just as you withdraw your harpoon, the gigantic thing begins to stumble away, half naked, wild and confused, with your swimmer still latched on to its back and three rats, clawing and eating at its thighs and abdominal area.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:18 No.6596757
    >>6596739
    After him! Harpoon again in hopes of getting enough meat to evolve!
    >> Slugbrain Prometheus 11/06/09(Fri)19:19 No.6596776
    Harpoon ithim from... behind? That orifice between its hips looks pretty vulnerable.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:19 No.6596777
    >>6596739
    Give chase and aim for the neck if it presents itself.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/06/09(Fri)19:20 No.6596795
    If we've spiked him between the ribs, and he's homeless, trudging through these dark sewers, with rats biting him, and wounds covering his body.

    He is going to die. Slip and fall or something.

    Let's retract our harpoon, chase as well as we can, in our weakened state, and harpoon him in the leg.

    Take out his legs, and he can't escape.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:21 No.6596804
    >>6596777
    >>6596757
    Currently, one of your hind legs is nothing more than a sack of bone. Also, every time you move, you feel spikes of pain due the various broken bones in your torso jabbing into your organs as you shift about.
    Movement is... somewhat limited.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:21 No.6596808
    latch onto it's ass and tear off a chunk of meat!

    If you can hit the back of the skull do that to kill him... but ass seems to a better bet to take some meat and gtfo!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:22 No.6596815
    Now that his pants are off your tongue can do more damage, aim for him anus and rip his low intestine out through the hole. As he desperately claws at his insides (Now ironically outside) recoil your tongue and shoot straight through the eye socket killing the man in one fell swoop!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:22 No.6596820
    >>6596808
    I agree I want some ass meat, hobo rump roast.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:22 No.6596821
    >>6596804
    Can we hit him at all with our harpoon, is he within range?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:23 No.6596831
    >>6596804
    don't move. We're to wounded, and we don't need anymore internal injuries due to bone fragments.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:23 No.6596833
    >>6596821
    Within range. He's trying to stumble away. Current range - five feet. At six feet, he's out of range.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:24 No.6596838
    >>6596804
    >>6596795

    An Idea for next time we evolve if possible is to get something that would protect us against blunt impacts so we can take it a little bit better. Maybe more fat?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:25 No.6596848
    >>6596833
    Now or never. Stab with everything we have!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:25 No.6596851
    He has fled, time to cut our losses and go recooperate.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:25 No.6596853
    If we can't get him have swimmer grab a nice chunk and bring it back for us. We shall share the victory of our spoils alone since no one else helped.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:26 No.6596867
    >>6596838
    We'll eat the dog and gain some tougher hide/fur.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:26 No.6596873
    >>6596851
    Not yet he hasn't... and quite a few of us have been clamouring for a harpoon from behind!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:26 No.6596876
    Aim for the leg, tell swimmer to go higher. Let rats keep chewing, we must not let him escape!

    If we can spear a leg he'll go down and the hive will feed, more reinforcements too.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:27 No.6596880
    Going with harpoon for the rear, then.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:27 No.6596884
    >>6596833
    One last harpoon!
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/06/09(Fri)19:27 No.6596892
    >>6596876
    Have our rats bite at his neck.

    Even if he gets away, have them follow. With those body wounds, he'll collapse eventually.
    >> DeliciousSlug 11/06/09(Fri)19:27 No.6596893
    >>6596853
    I agree with this. Get swimmer and the rats to take as much flesh as they can, and get off of him.

    Take care of our wounds and such, we might need to move the nest again if he survives and brings more men back.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:28 No.6596896
    Attack the human again, he is fleeing, there is no reason not to.

    Lets get some of that delicious muscle mass.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:28 No.6596907
    Oh crap, Slug Quest is back!
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:32 No.6596969
    Third time’s a charm. The harpoon goes flying for a third time as the human tries to scramble away, with Swimmer crawling further up the body, gnawing at the neck. For once, you manage to hit practically dead centre. The sight is... unsightly as you withdraw your harpoon, causing the human to stumble forward with a sharper cry of pain. You know how I would put it?

    You’ve torn him a new one.

    Without going into details about that, the rats are swarming over his torso now and Swimmer is tearing at his vulnerable neck. You also hear several psychic screams as your children suddenly charge, swarming over the body to join in, all of them ripping and tearing with their fangs, spewing vomit over his flesh. He thrashes and begins to claw at them, squashing one of your children beneath a fist and knocking a rat away with a hand. Then he fumbles at his neck as he lies in the river of fetid water and shit, and gets a hold of Swimmer, gripping your finest soldier firmly with his iron grip.
    >> Cloverslug ಠ_ಠ !!WmutByiQXK+ 11/06/09(Fri)19:34 No.6596993
    >>6596969

    Shoot that fucker in the wrist to get him to drop Swimmer! Make sure you dont hit the sluggy little guy with the harpoon though. HE CANNOT FALL!
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/06/09(Fri)19:36 No.6597009
    >>6596969
    Well, even if he gets away, he is dead. Sewage getting into so many wounds. Filling in through his anus, and the wound in his chest. He must be in immeasurable amounts of pain right now.

    I don't remember how our swimmer looks, but he should either try to escape from the hand or attack it.

    We, need to harpoon him right in the head. Through the temple or eye or base of the neck/spine. Somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:36 No.6597015
    1. Use Psychic Powers
    2. Make Giant Smelly Guy Calm
    3. Force Hive to Bring You Some Meat
    4. Evolve
    5. ???
    6. PROFIT!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:36 No.6597023
    Has his head fallen within range of your harpoon? For the final mortal strike.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:37 No.6597032
    Make Swimmer not attack too - it'll only provoke a crushing reflex from the human.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:37 No.6597034
    >>6596993
    Swimmer looks rather sluggish still - but instead possesses a pair of hardened nubs that act as mandibles and four legs. Also contains some rudimentry bones.
    That's Swimmer's appearance for you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:37 No.6597040
    >>6596969
    FUCK! How has this bastard not blacked out from trauma yet? His down and not moving as much, put one in his skull before we lose our boy!
    >> That crap MS paint drawfag from sluquest 3 11/06/09(Fri)19:37 No.6597041
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    Back with more crapscrabble, as this really needs some. Keep it up! Also, shoot for the base of the neck! Disable the motor system of the beast! Swimmer must not die!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:40 No.6597069
    >>6597041
    Are those baboon buttocks
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:40 No.6597071
    >>6596993
    >>6597009
    >>6597041
    >>6597023
    Three head/neck strikes.
    One wrist strike.

    Going with the head/neck strike, then.
    >> MadSlug 11/06/09(Fri)19:41 No.6597081
    >>6596969
    Slippy Slippy Swimmer... SLIP AWAY!
    PSYCHIC COMMAND! SLIP AWAAAAY!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:42 No.6597099
    Our swimmer saved us once, it's time to return the favor/
    >> Libertas 11/06/09(Fri)19:42 No.6597104
    Okay, our soldiers are on him now, right? So here's what we do, editing from this guy's.
    >>6597015
    Use psychic powers to try and freeze the hobo while the Tank and the other evolved guy attack the base of the neck. Make Swimmer not attack, as it'll provoke the hobo to crush him. When hobo is down for the count, make them bring you his heart as an offering. Eat it and evolve!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:43 No.6597107
    Attacking and killing a hobo like this makes me feel bad for him.

    I would feel less worse if he were rich and productive.

    Weird.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:44 No.6597126
    It's because you're a closet pinko.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:46 No.6597146
    “STOP.”

    The human, surprised by the alien thought suddenly forced into its head flails about frantically, looking around for the source of the strange... sound for a brief moment. It looks up at the ledge of the fetid river, where a grinning face stares at it, with a barbed tongue pointing directly at him. A hand is raised to smash the threat but then, everything is tinted red with a flash of blood – and slowly fades to black.

    The human’s movements become duller but more spastic, twitching as he lies there. His hand falls to the side and Swimmer falls free, clearly winded from the tight grip of the monstrosity. The rest of your young look up for a brief moment, the torso covered in hundreds of small, ugly bite wounds.

    Your harpoon is buried between his eyes.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:46 No.6597151
    >>6597107
    he was also crying over his dead dog a while ago.

    The dog we killed. Who was probably his only friend in the world.

    He probably called him Skippy, and kept him warm at nights and gave him food, even when they wouldn't be enough to share.
    >> MadSlug 11/06/09(Fri)19:46 No.6597153
    >>6597135
    FEED!
    FEED!
    FEEEEEEEEEED!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:47 No.6597168
    >>6597153
    and bring some of the food to us!

    BRING US ITS BRAIN!
    >> Libertas 11/06/09(Fri)19:47 No.6597171
    RETRACT HARPOON WITH BRAIN STUCK TO END.
    EVOLVE BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION.
    PSYCHIC SLUG IS AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:48 No.6597180
    Take stock of the surroundings! We must not be interupted!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:48 No.6597182
    i almost feel bad

    So... its EVOLUTON TIME!!
    >> MadSlug 11/06/09(Fri)19:48 No.6597184
    >>6597146
    BRAIN EAT!
    WE APPROVE THE BRAIN EAT!
    >> Libertas 11/06/09(Fri)19:49 No.6597192
    And once we get a little taste of brain, we waltz on over and eat the rest of the brain. Eyeballs go to Tank. Heart goes to Swimmer. Rest of head goes to Hearer. Give the rest of the body to rats and children.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:49 No.6597201
    >>6597192

    This.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:50 No.6597205
    >>6597192
    We can get the same genetic info from all the damn bits.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:50 No.6597211
    DEVOUR
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:51 No.6597215
    >>6597180
    Your surroundings:
    Further up the sewage passage, you can see traces of a scuffle, including a maimed cat corpse, probably by the dog.

    Just in front of your hiding spot, there is the corpse of the dog.

    Several feet from that hiding spot, there is the corpse of the human, surrounded by you and your young, who await your command - along with two rats, who are eating away at the body.

    The fishing lines that you assembled - in order to catch useful items and scraps of discarded human food - are ruined by the melee.
    >> DeliciousSlug 11/06/09(Fri)19:51 No.6597222
    MAN FLESH
    >> Libertas 11/06/09(Fri)19:51 No.6597228
    >>6597205

    It's more symbolic than anything. Kind of Aztec-ian, know what I mean? We need to create some rituals for our slug-tribe.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:53 No.6597245
    >>6597228
    Fair enough.
    DEVOUR THE BRAIN!
    DEVOUR THE BRAIN!
    BEVOUR THE DRAIN!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:54 No.6597266
    We need to find and eat that jeepers creepers guy.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:54 No.6597269
    Posting.
    >> DeliciousSlug 11/06/09(Fri)19:54 No.6597270
    We get man meat, along with swimmer, everyone else gets dog and cat.

    I'd say we shouldn't give them the same kind of intelligence as us, unless it is a very trust worthy member of the brood.
    >> General Malcolm Granger !tdu/XtyVrs 11/06/09(Fri)19:55 No.6597280
    >>6597215
    eat man brain, dog brain and cat brain
    >> Libertas 11/06/09(Fri)19:55 No.6597284
    >>6597270

    Ooh. Well then - Stick with earlier plan, except only the currently evolved slugs get to eat the human.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:55 No.6597289
    Make a speech to our slugs. Something along the lines of "The slug god has rewarded us for our faith, let those who do not believe suffer the same fate as this one. This human is but the first to fall to us, now let us feast" Then distribute the organs accordingly.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:55 No.6597291
    >>6597270
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:56 No.6597298
    We have something on the order of 300 children coming up, remember? We should save a lot of human.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:56 No.6597299
    >>6597107
    We expect people to get comeuppance appropriate to their station and deeds. Hobos have pretty shit lives, so attacking them is kind of par for the course. Their comeuppance is not getting any money from the people on the street they harangue.

    Rich people on the other hand, already figure that their lives are perfect and nothing could go wrong, so the appropriate fate for cocksure bastards is to die in horrific ways.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:57 No.6597313
    FEAST UPON THE BRAINS.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:57 No.6597323
    >>6597270
    This.
    >>6597289
    No, we are not turning this into that one crab quest game.

    Just make a speech about how we are the master race, perfect beings destined to evolve into the top of the food chain.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:59 No.6597346
    >>6597298
    We have about 100+ pounds of human flesh, 20+ pounds of dog flesh, and 5+ pounds of cat flesh. We'll have enough, hell we'll need to gorge ourselves in order to eat it all before it rots.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)19:59 No.6597358
    “The brain shall be mine. The brain is that which thinks and by consuming it, I shall take its knowledge. Swimmer, you shall take its heart, for although your courage is already admirable, you can only become greater by consumption. Tank, you shall take the eyes. Scout, you shall take the ears. You shall use these senses to know that YOU SHOULD DO WHAT I FUCKING TELL YOU TO.”

    They wilt beneath your fury but before they attempt to apologize, you continue.

    “Scout shall also consume the rest of the head, as to become more familiar with the prey that we hunt. We shall also eat from the rest of the body – along with the rest of you. We shall do this with each of the prey creatures that have been slain this day.”

    So, now that you’ve arranged dinner, to more important things. For example, your crippled, useless leg and your partially crushed torso, that might be suffering from internal bleeding.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)19:59 No.6597359
    >>6597323
    Agreed. No reason to spontaneously put something on a pedestal above us.

    If the Slug-God exists then we will find him. We will eat him. We will become greater than him.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:01 No.6597377
    >>6597358
    Have our children bring us our meal, then attempt to... um... evolve?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:01 No.6597379
    >>6597358
    If I'm not mistaken, eating may be the best solution. Don't we regenerate when we evolve?
    >> MadSlug 11/06/09(Fri)20:01 No.6597383
    >>6597358
    What methods are available to us for healing. I wasn't here for the other slug-chapters.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:02 No.6597397
    >>6597359
    Well we are the Slug God's prophet, by raising him up we raise ourselves in his name.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:02 No.6597405
    >>6597358
    Find a gecko to eat so that you may grow a new leg just like it.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:02 No.6597408
    >>6597358
    Force the weakest two among us to feed da top slug and tend to his wounds before they get to eat.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:03 No.6597411
    >>6597379
    From your observations, minor to serious injuries can be healed via gestation.
    However, crippling injuries - such as your partially melted face - have remained despite gestation.

    Gestation may heal your torso - but who knows what will happen with your leg?
    >> MadSlug 11/06/09(Fri)20:04 No.6597427
    >>6597397
    No.

    >>6597408
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:05 No.6597444
    >>6597411
    Well, if we put most of our evolution into human, then there may be a chance of getting proper arms and hands. With those, we could fashion a peg leg.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:06 No.6597452
    >>6597383
    Gestation. You are capable of exuding a liquid that creates a cocoon around your body. During this period, you're capable of healing and evolution.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:07 No.6597463
    I wonder what would happen if we ate a part of ourself.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:07 No.6597465
    EAT A GECKO SO YOU CAN REGENERATE A LEG OVER TIME JUST LIKE THEM
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:07 No.6597469
    We need to get this hobo-corpse to disappear, because if other humans find it down here they're going to tear the sewers apart looking for is. Gnaw it into manageable pieces and haul it back into our lair. The other kills too. Clean up the scene as best we can.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:07 No.6597475
    >>6597444
    >pegleg
    !!! THIS THIS BY THE SLUG GOD THIS!!!
    >> DeliciousSlug 11/06/09(Fri)20:07 No.6597476
    I'd say we try to take on as much human look and DNA in the process as we can. Try to grow some too. If we can get the size to walk around up there or something of the sort, or outgrow predators down here It could be a big help.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:08 No.6597478
    >>6597463
    slug paradox?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:08 No.6597483
    >>6597469
    This is probably a good idea.
    >> PrometheuSlug 11/06/09(Fri)20:08 No.6597484
    >>6597452
    Then have two of our slug babies feed us delicious brains... then they bury us in sludge and debris to hide us as we enter gestation.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:08 No.6597485
    >>6597463
    Eating a part of yourself counts towards the food required to reach the gestation state - however, you can evolve into what you already are.

    Anyway, posting.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:09 No.6597494
    Turn into a fucking crazy looking monster humanoid.

    Hope Swimmer evolves into a "hot" female humanoid monster.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:10 No.6597501
    Once we finish the ceremonial devouring of the organs we need to take as much flesh as we can and hunker down for a while. We need to wait for our eggs to hatch, indoctrinate the young, and involve a batch of fin slugs.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:11 No.6597511
    >>6597501
    evolve* and evolve ourselves too.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:12 No.6597534
    You request two of the fin slugs to tend to you before they get a taste of food. Your hunger is satiated and your injured leg is nursed. However, you begin to notice something.

    You haven’t placed restriction on how much your children should be eating.

    Already, three of your fin slugs and all of your soldiers are beginning to exude the slime to indicate gestation and evolution. Even you are beginning to. Your movement become even heavier and sluggish than they are already are – and there are still so much of these corpses left over!

    You’re moments away from evolution. What did you wish for you and your children to do before you begin to evolve?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:13 No.6597538
    >>6597494
    if we get bigger, we'll become easier for humans to notice.
    To grow is not an option until we become a bigger hive
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:13 No.6597542
    >>6597534
    Take as much as possible into the hideout and cover it up with the rest.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:14 No.6597561
    >>6597534

    Get this carcass out of sight. Stash it, and save it for when the eggs hatch. Rebuild the fishing lines in the meanwhile.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:14 No.6597565
    >>6597534
    Tell the rats to hide, our newborns may hatch and eat them accidentally. Have someone watch the eggs, and hide our cocoon as best we can.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:14 No.6597566
    >>6597534
    make them hide the body, chunks of meat or something like that, also, make them hide us if we can't do it by ourselves
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:14 No.6597569
    >>6597534
    Burrow into the human corpse
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:15 No.6597574
    >>6597542
    Yep get as much into our home and hide the rest as well as possible.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:16 No.6597586
    As I understand it:

    Hide as much of the food as possible in the back of your hole
    Begin gestation inside of your hole

    Correct?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:17 No.6597590
    >>6597586
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:17 No.6597591
    >>6597569
    No, if the corpse is found someone will be sure to send it the authorities and someone will find us inside him.
    >> PrometheuSlug 11/06/09(Fri)20:17 No.6597598
    >>6597534
    Me: Smarter, Opposable Digits, Tougher Flesh
    Tank: Harpoon. Eyes. Become artillery.
    Swimmer: Sharp Teeth! Fast Limbs!
    Scout: Stay small. Get Faster. Improve senses.
    Other 6: 2 imitate tank. 2 imitate scout. 2 imitate swimmer.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:17 No.6597601
    >>6597586
    Sounds good.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/06/09(Fri)20:17 No.6597603
    >>6597586
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Not in the hole. We'll be trapped in there.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:18 No.6597611
    >>6597598
    That isn't quite how gestation works here, but you'll see in a second.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/06/09(Fri)20:18 No.6597617
    Before we go to sleep, put out a psychic signal of fear. To stay away from this area. Hopefully that will make it safer for us to evolve.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:19 No.6597631
    >>6597603
    This is true, unless we don't grow at all we'll get stuck. Hide in a rotten tree stump or inside some thick brush or a small rock outcropping.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/06/09(Fri)20:20 No.6597638
    >>6597631
    We're in the sewers where a full grown man was just running around. There's plenty of room here.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:20 No.6597644
    >>6597631
    Are you sure you want to go to the surface?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:20 No.6597646
    >>6597631
    We're in a sewer.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:21 No.6597661
    >>6597644
    >>6597638
    We're fine, go in the friggin sewer i say.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:21 No.6597662
    >>6597644
    No, I say we move our ass to another location, just us. Leave all the others in the normal spot, maybe web up the entry way and cover it with debris.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:22 No.6597680
    >>6597662
    You can web the grate that used to cover the hole into place - it's how you concealed yourself before man came.

    What sort of location do you want to gestate in? A large pile of refuse? A secluded tunnel? In the open?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:23 No.6597685
    >>6597644

    Nuhuh.

    We should just put all our development into evolution rather than growth. Smarter, not bigger. Also, is it possible to pump extra effort into healing up?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:23 No.6597691
    >>6597680
    Secluded tunnel.
    >> PrometheuSlug 11/06/09(Fri)20:24 No.6597698
    >>6597680
    Refuse.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:24 No.6597706
    >>6597680
    Tunnel.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:25 No.6597719
    >>6597680
    between tunnel and refuse, I choose the trash.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:25 No.6597721
    >>6597685
    Growth also results in healing?
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/06/09(Fri)20:26 No.6597728
    A side tunnel off of our main area. Of relatively similar size.

    Use debris to hide us.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:26 No.6597733
    >>6597680

    Somewhere secluded, for certain. Also somewhere that's not such a tight corner that we'll get trapped if we get any bigger.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:26 No.6597734
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>6597719
    >>6597706
    >>6597698
    >>6597691
    1 = Tunnel
    2 = Refuse
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:26 No.6597739
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    Shitscribbler from the first thread here, I can't believe I've missed so much, I'm ashamed.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:27 No.6597750
    >>6597739
    That's damn cool.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:28 No.6597758
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>6597728
    >>6597733
    Tunnel it is.
    >>6597739
    That is perfect. You caught the appearance exactly.
    Bravo, sir.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:30 No.6597778
    Has anybody else here played the flash game The Visitor? Because it has a very similar premise to this. The only real difference is that you start out as an alien slug. At any rate....

    >>6597617
    >>6597603

    These are both good moves.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:31 No.6597801
    You get your other two children to gestate as well. Everyone's going to be gestating, it seems. You seal up the grate and observe them as they begin to evolve - they're deep enough inside that the chances of them being found is a billion to one. Still, you send out a psychic message for everything to stay the fuck away anyway.

    You limp off to find yourself a tunnel. Using various debris and refuse, you manage to knit together a nice little disguise that makes you look like just another pile of trash. You smother yourself with it, allowing the heavy gestation fluid to flow over you. It's time for rest, time for growth, time for change - time for evolution.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:32 No.6597812
    >>6597801
    Allocate 100% between Growth and Evolution.

    Allocate 100% between the following species:
    Brown Rat
    Blow Fly
    Cockroach
    Common Carp
    Dog (Mongrel)
    Cat (Mongrel)
    Man

    All of those food types are currently available to your children as well. Since you are evolving at the same time, you are unable to affect their course of evolution.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:32 No.6597816
    >>6597801
    time to try and not die a horrible death from internal damages.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:34 No.6597832
    30% growth, 70% evolution

    40% man 30% carp 15% cat 15% dog


    Let's do this
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:34 No.6597835
    >>6597812
    50% Cockroach
    50% Man
    >> PrometheuSlug 11/06/09(Fri)20:35 No.6597843
    20% Growth 80% Evolution.

    25% Cockroach
    25% Cat (Mongrel)
    50% Man
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:35 No.6597845
    >>6597835
    50% Growth 50% Evolution also
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:35 No.6597849
    >>6597534
    weren't some of us pregnant?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:35 No.6597850
    >>6597812

    80% evolution, 20% growth.

    10% Brown Rat
    5% Blow Fly
    5% Cockroach
    10% Common Carp
    25% Dog (Mongrel)
    10% Cat (Mongrel)
    35% Man
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:35 No.6597853
    >>6597835

    This. Lets outlast a nuclear war!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:36 No.6597854
    70% Evolve, 30% Grow as it was mentioned here >>6597721 that growth means healing, and we've got some pretty serious wounds.

    70% Man, 30% Dog.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:37 No.6597864
    >>6597849
    You impregnated all of your children.
    As soon as gestation is over, they will lay their eggs. Within a certain amount of time, the eggs will hatch and you will have...
    240 spawn.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:37 No.6597865
    >>6597835
    Cockroaches are fucking awesome survivors. I say:
    25%Roach
    75%Human

    75%Evo 25%Growth.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:38 No.6597877
    >>6597864
    :cripes:
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:39 No.6597885
    >>6597865
    I'm the 50/50 roach-man poster, I'd also accept this. as long as we got are self a good bit of roach and man. for survivability and intelligence respectively.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:39 No.6597886
    Cockroach 70%
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:39 No.6597893
    Evolution 60%, Growth 40%

    10% Brown Rat
    10% Blow Fly
    15% Cockroach
    5% Common Carp
    25% Dog (Mongrel)
    10% Cat (Mongrel)
    35% Man

    I put 40% growth because we're so fucked up. We really need to heal. And 10% for fly in hopes of wing, and 15% of cockroach because fuck yeah, cockroach.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:41 No.6597907
    >>6597893

    Fly wings won't be any good for us, given the size we are now. We're too heavy for them to work.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:41 No.6597912
    70% Growth
    30% Evolution

    45% Man
    20% Cockroach
    15% Cat
    15% Dog
    5% Carp

    This is what I have got after getting a little average from everything.

    Is there a general agreement, or..?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:42 No.6597914
    Ok, you're all insane.

    40%, 60% evolution

    20% man (not too much, because aside from sentience, size, and hands, humans aren't that great)
    50% cockroach (dying sucks)
    30% dog (awesome hearing and sense of smell, strength, sharp pointy teeth)
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:42 No.6597915
    >>6597865
    This works.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:42 No.6597918
    >>6597912
    More dog, less roach.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:42 No.6597920
    >>6597907
    wings would still be awesome. But if that won't work...

    10% Brown Rat
    5% Blow Fly
    20% Cockroach
    5% Common Carp
    25% Dog (Mongrel)
    15% Cat (Mongrel)
    35% Man
    >> That crap drawfag from Slugquest 3 11/06/09(Fri)20:43 No.6597922
    >>6597739

    Well, crap, that's awesome - not only am I shamed, but it makes mine look like a stoned-tramp's-eye-view.

    Regardless! I'd say 25% Growth, 75% Evolution - Let's not start to get bigger until we're properly equipped for life outside the sewers.

    My personal preference would be:
    50% Man - If we think like this now, just imagine what we'd be like with the capability for higher-level brain function! Additionally, tool use will be very handy in th short term (unless we can evolve one of our childrens, like Tank, into a Tool maker of sorts.)

    25% Dog (Mongrel) - We're obviously having a successful time with our children helping us - let's see if a bit of pack mentality / pheromonal control can strengthen that.

    25% Common Carp - Gills might be useful, but whats the point in becoming a leader of slugkind if you have no progeny to lead? Carp can produce up to 300,000 eggs in a single spawning; I'd be hoping for that.
    >> PrometheuSlug 11/06/09(Fri)20:43 No.6597924
    >>6597912
    Looks right to me,.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:43 No.6597926
    30% growth, 70% evolution.

    50% human
    20% dog
    30% carp
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:43 No.6597927
    >>6597914
    If it's not clear, I was meaning to say 40% growth.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:44 No.6597938
    >>6597912
    I don't like the idea of having such a low level of evolution, but we were so fucked up by the hobo I think we may need to dump as much into growth as we can.

    Let's roll.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:46 No.6597948
    >>6597918
    less dog, more roach

    >>6597912
    but in all seriousness that is pretty good. Like I said, i just want a good bit of roach and man.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:47 No.6597953
    >>6597912
    Oh... wait... didn't notice that growth and evolution look like they're the wrong way round there...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:47 No.6597955
    >>6597948
    Ditto.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:47 No.6597958
    We need to raid the surface for a gecko or find a tapeworm somewhere, not being able to heal from aside from gestation is starting to put a dent in our evolving.
    >> That crap drawfag from Slugquest 3 11/06/09(Fri)20:47 No.6597959
    >>6597920

    Yeah, my post was a bit slow there. Happy for that one.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:49 No.6597973
    Opinions seem to be conflicted - so I am settling with what I posted.

    Time to prepare the update.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)20:50 No.6597989
    >>6597953
    >>6597955
    Evolution and growth are the wrong way around.

    THE UPDATE WILL BE A NEW THREAD.

    How nice to have the evolution herald a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:50 No.6597992
    >>6597948
    I'm all for a good bit of roach, but we've got more of an endoskeletion thing going on and the dog offers better senses, sharper teeth, bigger claws, and a tougher hide.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:52 No.6598006
    >>6597973
    We're going to be awesome!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)20:53 No.6598012
    >>6597992
    Roaches have pretty tough shells, also in general the other dog abilities are more suited toward a scout.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 11/06/09(Fri)21:00 No.6598062
    Dogs and insects.

    We're the fucking zerg.
    >> Bioplasma !LzFfkxZBAY 11/06/09(Fri)21:03 No.6598085
    New thread: >>6598071



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