>>7003621
blowjob of Vecna

Shoot the bastard.

>>7003630
seconding

>>7003630
>>7003632
idiots.

we need to kind of get him to take us back to our regular dimension... and at the same time not promise him anything so we can easily ditch him.
reckon it woud matter if we told him about Drew? reckon Drew could take vecna anyway?

>>7003630
seconding this

>>7003651
You've been outvoted

let divine necrofellatio commence

>>7003630
thirding or fourthing

whatever comes after two seconds

>>7003655
Thirding.

Well, she always could have started worshipping me. But since she's dug herself into a hole...

Tell him about a certain uppity Lich who slew a God, I suppose, then backstab him later on down the line.

>>7003691
Is it too late to summon Aku, Lord of Darkness and Adoptive Parenthood?

fourthing or fifthing

>>7003685
confused like that guy

>>7003722
Two people seconded, two people thirded... technically, you'd be sixth...ing.
God, that just sounds dumb, but whatever.

Seventh'ing.

YESSSS. I caught it!

Wait, Kiara? Kiara from Drew the Lich?

What is this I don't even - did I miss a Drew thread?

>>7003630
DENIED!

>>7003866

Nah, you didn't.

You missed a Kiara thread, though.

Promise to tell him a secret if he gets you out of here!

>>7003866
There was a Kiara thread the night before last. It's done by the Kiara drawfag from the first Drew thread, not the Drew drawfag from the others.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6977334/

Blowjob of Vecna

>>7003630
for the sake of you guys moving on and that I have no scruples, I might fulfill this later on plus4chan. Maybe.

>>7003651

"So you remember Drew? The lich? Yeah well I spent I dunno, a decade or so trying to coach him into evil. Well it went south so, yeah this is him."

"You're artistry skills are impeccable Miss Blackfist. Really why was it you ever left my cult?"

"...ANYWAY, he opens a portal to the plane of good right, the effing plane of GOOD, anyway, Bane had ordered me to challenge Drew after he..he.."

"You can say it dear.."

"Shifted to neutral good."

"Oh, oh..my condolences strumpet. Go on."

"Well, theres not much to say, he and the forces of good killed bane."

"A god killer, hmm. Useful yet dangerous. I take it your 'drew' banished you here? How inconvenient for you.."

1d20 for Kiara's Reflex save against the blowjob.

rolled 15 = 15

shit i fucked it up.

1d20 for Kiara's reflex save against the blowjob.

>>7003933
quite inconvenient, yes.
could bring me back to my own dimension now could you?
favour for an old friend? ho, ho, ho?

>>7003933
>strumpet

Somehow, I can't see Kiara taking that well.

rolled 1 = 1

This is for Vecna's Diplomacy check.

Bane isn't really dead is he?
Although I doubt Kiara knows that-

rolled 2 = 2

vecna cum is hard on the throat

rolling for her FORT check

rolled 12 = 12

>>7004066
uhh lemme re-roll that

>>7004066
>>7003978
aaand his impotent

rolled 7 = 7

>>7004081
whatever

i guess she chokes it down, gags, and takes 2d10 damage

Quick OP!
Save us from ourselves! ;_;
(Prostrate in front of Vecna! Offer to steal Drew's phylactery)

>>7003960
"Yeah, its kinda terribly inconvenient. So how about it, you break me out?"

"That would put you in my debt...a nice prospect."

"Wha- hey! You SO owe m-"

"But wait just a moment, I'm a little hazy on the details, my dear. You see, according to what I know, Drew the Lich took over your dimension.."

"Yeah..I just said that.."

"200 years ago."

DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUN!
hit a palm tree
very hard

>>7003904

Ah, thanks. Time to play catch-up.

>>7004292
Goddamn time dilation.

>>7004292
hmmm, well i guess its time to warp back, adapt to the times, get some guns, and find Drew

Oh. Oh, boy, when Kiara finally gets out, it's gonna be hard on poor ol' Drew.

"Wha-..what?! I've only been here two weeks! Maybe three!"

"mm, maybe for you, sweetness."

"Stop calling me endearing shit! Oh god..200 years? You can't send me back in time?!"

"Oh hoo..that has a price tag you are not willing to pay, but regardless, I can't. I can break the spell on your pocket dimension and restore you to reality. But you will owe me. Big. And I'll call you what I wish, sugerdrop."

"..."

-- Okay fa/tg/uys last decision for the night. Kiara's got a big choice. Does she agree, let Vecna free her and be in his debt?

>>7004564

Never! There's gotta be at least one other god willing to listen to her pleas! Try to catch the attention of the Raven Queen or something!

>>7004564
Don't do it.

>>7004564
Do it.

I mean, who DOESN'T want to be indebted to a crazed dark god? I've heard that it's all the rage in Paris right now.

>>7004587
I agree with face of BOB
girl needs some slack

>>7004609
Gonna have to go with the Shape-Shifting Master of Darkness here. You do NOT want to be indebted to Vecna.

the only choice now is to plot revenge upon the dirtbag by becoming a paper pusher in his corporation and quietly working yourself up the ranks until the secretarial bureau is YOURS! Oh and steal his phylactery i guess..

So, three votes of no, led by a master of evil, and three votes of yes, led by another master of evil.

>>7004660
Can I vote a second time?

>>7004564

Fuck no.

>>7004564

Do it. At least that way, hopefully you can get yourself returned to something resembling normality. THEN you can concentrate on dealing with Vecna whenever he wants a Booty Call or something.

Becoming Vecna's bitch sounds like a terrible idea.

you know, he looks like a dick, fuck his shit

>>7004660
Because there are three votes as of what I see now for each side I'm going with what was posted first. Which was aptly.

Do it, faggot.

>>7004683

OH SHIT THE SHAS'O FUCKED US OVER

Damn, and we had just started winning...

Sure, Vecna's a swell guy, there's nothing wrong with being in his debt.

*hides his GO DREW coffee mug*

>>7004587

OH GOD YES SHAS'O YOU ARE THE GREATEST DOUCHEBAG EVER HAHAHAHAAA!

"MM, well. Good bye for now Kiara. Remember my little gumdrop of death, you owe me."

"Wha- Fuck you Vec-"

"--na! ...oh shit."

-- To continue tuesday ish, maybe sunday. We'll see. This is kinda intense painting practice.

Oh...oh, Kiara, you FOOOOOOOOLISH BLACKGUARD! What have you done...?

...Also, you might want to find yourself some pants. I don't think wandering around the streets in a thong will attract the kind of attention you want.

This is gonna be good, I can tell.

fffffff

>>7005213
Not even a namefag can ruin Aku.

Oh god, this Vecna is pretty handsome comparing to his other incarnations. And goddamnit, why did i miss these threads?

Hmm. Somewhat good result. At least we're out, though god only knows what Vecna's going to want from us.

>>7005170
Damn, Kiara's got some nice muscletone for someone in her early/mid 30s+.

>>7009156
>>muscle

oh god it's begun.

>>7005170
looks like the generic fantasy realm has had some nice progress under 200 years of Drew-rule